Mr. Man vs K~Dawg

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[Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter™]

It hasn't been really the best year for EWE's Favorite Underdawg, Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter. Wins that he shoulda had, title wins he shoulda had, losses that he shouldn't of gotten. It's been a rocky road for Kurtis in 2008, and nothing was really going his way, but that wasn't stopping him for accomplishing anything that he wanted to do. Kurtis wasn't the Undisputed Champion; but he wasn't going to let that face bother or stop him from making a statement that he wanted that belt around his waist. Kurtis knew it was time for him to step it back up at the level he was once at again, and it had to start pretty damn soon, otherwise he wasn't going to get anywhere, and he knew that. K~Dawg took D-Dawg under his wing, knowing Darius was going to have a bright future around EWE if he keeps his head up; those two make Dawg Unit, EWE's Newest Tag Team; but this wasn't all about tag team right now; it was about so much more. Kurtis had a one on one match against Jesse Woods at Unbreakable, Manny came down to the ring and costed Kurtis the match, when he cracked Jesse over the head with a steel chair; Kurtis didn't like that on bit and at Halloween Havoc, in "THE PALACE" in Kurtis' hometown, Detroit Michigan, he was going to be looking out for some redemption against "The Golden Standard" Mr. Man when he goes one on one against the guy. Kurtis & Manny have had two previous matches against eachother, Manny won one, and Kurtis tied it up, this was the rubbermatch between these guys; beating Manny, Kurtis knew he could do it, and it was going to get him back on the right track where he wanted to be; the one elusive title just mussing from his grasp that he wanted. The fans were packed into "The Palace" for this one; Kurtis family was sitting infront row, and Tha Dawg's Kru had their fans signs for Kurtis supporting him,

J.Steele: Are you hearing these fans Justice? They love their hometown wrestler.

Jimmy Justice: Where in Detroit; these people are a bunch of losers.

J.Steele: Better watch what you say; you know how Detroit natives are; they wont be afraid of kicking your ass; hell this is hockeytown; they'll shove a kendo stick up your ass.

Jimmy Justice: Oh, just like you get dicks stuck up your ass Steele?

J.Steele: And the worst comeback goes to.....Jimmy Justice.

"DEEETTTRRROOIIITTTTT, STAND THE FUCK UP!!!!!"

The voice rang out throughout the arena, and it belonged to one person and one person only. They knew who it was and they instanly cheered. "The Palace" was going nuts, soon the lights dimmed down in the arena, and "Till I Collapse" blared over the PA System; the only thing you could really see was the flashing lights as people were trying to take pictures, and the glowing sticks that the arena had, after a minute, the lights came back up to see Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter standing on the top ramp with his arms raised up wearing a throwback Detroit Piston Jersey. Kurtis looked around and smirked.

J.Steele: This crowd just blew up to see him.

Jimmy Justice: Big deal..give me Derrick.

Kurtis walked down to the ring with a big smirk on his face; he slapped the fans hands as he was walking down the ramp; when he was near the ring, he went over to the first row where his parents, and cousins were. He gave them all a high five, and hugged him mom. Kurtis rolled into the ring as Jennifer Sparks smiled at Kurits, handing him her mic and she got out of the ring so the spotlight could be on Kurtis.



Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: DEEEEERRRRIOOOTTTTT, Where da fuck you at? Lemme here you up in dis bitch!

[glow=red,2,300]TDK: WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!![/glow]

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Don't think I heard you all; I said, where the fuck you guys at? Lemme hear some noise from my hometown crowd! MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE!!

[glow=red,2,300]TDK: WOOF WOOOOF WOOOOOOOF!!!!!!![/glow]

When Kurtis wanted noise; they all gave it too him that time; it felt like the whole arena shook when they all did that; Kurtis just smirked inside the ring hearing them.

J.Steele: Holy crap; everything just shook. This place is going nuts.

Jimmy Justice: It's a damn shame that Kurtis is going to lose infront of his friends and family.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Now I know you all expected to be standing in dis middle of da ring with the EWE Undisputed Championship around mah waist; but let me tell ya something Kru; it hasn't been the best of years for tha ole' dawg over hurr. When I think I gots something won; somebody else just sneaks right from under me, and takes it away from me; I know I said in public that I was going to be the Undisputed Champion by the end of 2008; but with a few more months to go to end 2008; I dun really see dat happening; and I'm no longer gon' declare dat because I'm only shooting mahself in da damn foot everytime I say something like that. I've had my ups and downs in 2008, the time where EWE actually closed when I retired and thought I was neva gon' step foot inside da middle of the ring; but EWE came back, which only meant I was coming back, my track record hasn't been perfect; but have you guys ever heard from me that I was a perfect wrestler? I know I haven't said that about mahself.

They all were just cheering with whatever Kurtis was saying; it wasn't everyday where EWE actually visited Detroit, Michigan, and the past few times that EWE has been there, and Kurtis wrestled the show, he hasn't done that well, but he has won in Detroit though. The camera panned around to see Kurtis signs that read "Kurtis for EWE Undisputed Champion, Kurtis IS EWE! K~Dawg FOREVER!"

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Shit. even if somebody claims on da rosta ta be perfect; they aint even perfect like that. That D'bag Derrick Sanderson claims he's da best, but he lost two straight matches against White Tiger & Rikku, we all seen hi, he can't handle da big leagues like some of the people on da rosta can, I know I can handle dat shit yo. I've been basically doing it since I first joined up on da roster; I've rose up from da top and I haven't given up; but my opponent at Halloween Havoc? "The Golden Standard' a guy da usta be mah homie; but likes to pull some of the cheapest shit around like costing me a match against Jesse Woods last week at Unbreakable, and if you all dont know what I mean, take a look at Unbreakable. ROLL IT BOYS!

Kurtis pointed up at the titantron, as the lights dimmed alittle bit, and it showed what happened at the last unbreakable in Kurtis vs. Jesse match where Jesse and Kurtis were having a good match back and forth, Manny came out of nowhere, and cracked Jesse with the steel chair, causing a DQ win for him which made Kurtis not to happy. The titantron dimmed as the fans began to boo at those actions as Kurtis just shook his head.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I don't know about you all; but isn't that some of the cheapest shit to do against somebody else? To cause them a win over somebody else. It's been always a friendly little rivarly between Manny and I; hell, we practically became better as the years went on around EWE. I went over to Monday Night Chaos and rose from Show Starter to Main Eventer, and that was the same thing that Manny did; but he did something that I could actually do on my own show, and that was to become a World Champion, and do something else that is actually hard to do and that is beat Cameron Hayden in a match; if anybody remembers who Cameron Hayden is; well they all will know how tough it is to beat that guy, Manny though; somehow my favorite wrestling mexican manages to beat him, and give em props where props are due, he was the World Champion, and I wasn't even when I had mah chances at da gold; otha than a victory of me; dats da only otha thing dat Manny got ova me, being a World Champion. If it was anybody on Wednesday Night Xplosion that deserved to be the World Champion, it was him; but that was in the past, and you see...Manny and I are now back in the same boat; looking to climb back up on the rankings again, and trying to become the EWE Undisputed Champion and beat Predator for the belt; but I got another thing that beats out Manny, I actually lasted longer in the Triple Phase Challenge match that he did.

Kurtis paused at what he was about to say, and looked over at his family; even his cousin Chad Porter aka FUSE that was fired from EWE from using steroids was in attendance, Rob Raymond was there; hell, Kurtis had a big family, even ex-EWe Wrestlers that were close to Kurtis came there in Travis Kooper, Katie Kooper, including Travis' wife Jocelyn Kooper, and their ten month old son Sean Kooper. Kurtis looked at all them and pointed towards them; they even had K~Dawg fan signs which made K~Dawg laugh a little.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Manny, I already know what you are going to say before you even blurt it out. You are going to come out here or stay in the back and tell everybody how much better than you than me, you are going to brag about how much you are the "Golden Standard" and put it in my face how much I haven't been doing so well; but dat's aight dawg, bring the fucking facts ta da table, and I'll throw it all back at yo ass in the middle of the ring; words don't mean shit unless you back them up in the middle of the ring; and that is what I plan on doing at Halloween Havoc; nice name for an EWE Pay Per View huh? Halloween Havoc, Manny, welcome to my fucking nightmare at Halloween Havoc, you aren't going to like how this really turns out for you. Johnny can't help you out this time around; no dirty tricks like using a steel chair or something else you may end up using. It's just me and you inside the middle of the ring, just putting up a classic match like we always do against one another; always trying to outdo eachotha, but ya know what? Something is going to give at Halloween Havoc, one of us is going to make the crucial mistake, and that other person is going to take advantage of it; but I asure you Manny; it's not going to be me that is going to make that big mistake; it's going to be you. I've noticed something; since you won that World Title on Xplosion; you've became too damn cocky for your own good; hell, you're better than Derrick, and he beat your ass. How in the hell did that happen? HE BEAT YOU TWICE!

Kurtis just removed the microphone from his lips, shook his head and laughed. The arena started to fill up with K~Dawg chants, and Kurtis just looked around.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: It's aight though Manny. some guys got it.

Kurtis smirked and pointed to himself.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: But some people who like to call themselves a "Gold Standard" don't.

There was nothing hidden about that one; a big "OOOOHHH" filled up the arena, and that was a direct shot to Mr. Man right in the back.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You see; your cockyness is going to be the better of you, and you are going to think I'm down in this match when I'm not really out, and that is when you are going to actually "go in for the kill" but I take advantage of your dumb mistake and I get dis win fo' mahself, and I'm gon' be using you and my freaking stepping stone back in da EWE Undisputed Championship chase, while you? I don't know what you'll be doing, probably in the back sucking Johnny Chaos' dick; isn't that what you do best anyway? I know you like to throw the fact in these days that I'm looking more like mah old self when I first came into EWE and I'm more like a jobber now; but dats okay, I'll show you what dis dawg can do; I still got tricks up my sleave and I use them whenever I need too. Manny, you bring everythang you got to dis match, and I got everythang dat I need, and I will beat your fucking ass...LIVE iN DAWG COUNTRY!! DETROIT FUCKING MICHIGAN!!!!

Kurtis smirked right at the camera, Kurtis knew how to always hype a crowd up, especially in Detroit, and he was doing that; right after he said that; the Detroit Kru exploded, and woof'd up the arena like crazy, Kurtis throw up his hands and said "YOU'RE DONE MANNY" right in the camera.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Manny, I'm sure you already know dis; but incase ya fo' gotten. It's tied up between us "homie." Dis be the tiebreaker match; you beat me in our first ever encoounter, and I got yo' ass back when I went over to Xplosion and humilate yo' ass infront of da Xplosion crowd when I repped from Chaos and beat you. Do you honestly think you can beat me one more time Manny? I don't say this much; but fuck it...you aint even in mah damn league son. You stand up for all da shit what is wrong wit EWE; and I stand for what is right; and I'm not going to let you got around and do some of the sadistic shit you've been doing. Halloween Havoc..Tha Dawg puts down the Mexican. We were cool at one point; but now? After seeing what you've been doing, I can't even stand the sit of you; after Halloween Havoc, Manny, you gon' be....

Kurtis rose the mic in the air so Tha Kru could say it.

[glow=red,2,300]TDK: HOOK'D!!!![/glow]

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Dat's right! but before I leave dis ring, to get ready to kick some Mexican ass; there's something I need to do......Lillie, can you come out here babe?

Lillie, of course was in the house with Kurtis for Halloween Havoc, their son Sean was with the babysitter, and after a few minutes "Watch Me Shine" blared over the PA System as Lillie came from the back with a weird look on her face, she didn't really expect to get called out to the ring from Kurtis, but he called her.



Lillie walked down to the ring as Kurtis helped her inside the ring; Kurtis got her a microphone as he hesistated, whatever he was about to do; he was nervous.

Lillie: Kurtis..What's this about babe?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: There's something I need to ask you Lillie; infront of my family and friends, this is the moment to do it.

Lillie: What are you talking about?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Lillie; we've been together for a while now; we have a kid together; it took us a long time to finally to get along and fall in love. Lillie..You mean the world to me shawty..

Jimmy Justice: Oh, enough wit this sappy shit. Where's Derrick to break this up and kick Kurtis' ass again?

J.Steele: Shut up Justice.

Kurtis, out of nowhere, suddenly reached into his pocket, and got down on one knee; Lillie knew what was about to happen and she started to cry already, Tha Dawg's Kru got on their feet knowing what he was going to ask; Kurtis' family and friends started to clap for him; Kurtis' mom Meg Porter even started to cry.

J.Steele: Oh my god..Kurtis, is he really going to do it?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Lilliana Jasmine Owens, will you change your last name from Owens to Porter? Will you do the honor of marrying me?

Jimmy Justice: Say No, Say No..SAY NO! That would be funny.

Lillie: YES KURTIS!!! I WILL!!!

"The Palace" exploded when Lillie sais Yes to the question. Kurtis smiled wide and slipped the engagment ring on Lillie's finger. Kurtis stood on his two feet; hugged and kissed Lillie right in the middle of the ring as everybody was taking pictures and chanting Kurtis' name over and over again. Lillie mouthed "I LOVE YOU" to Kurtis, and he said it back.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Well everybody...enjoy Halloween Havoc.

Kurtis smirked as he dropped the mic; he helped Lillie out of the ring, as they walked up the ramp, she was checking out her engagment ring. Kurtis turned around once more, and threw his hands in the air as the fans kept chanting his name. Kurtis smirked and turned around; the newely happy engaged couple of EWE went into the back to celebrate as our scene faded out.

['eWe's Gold Standard' Mr. Man]

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