Dawg Unit vs The Extreme Standard

[Jay]

RolePlay Limit: 2 Per Team
Maximum RolePlay Length: 3,000 Words

DEADLINES
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[Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter™]

OOC: Bascially, my internet has been sucking today, going in and out on me, so to save myself the trouble, and I dont miss the deadline, both Kurtis and Derrick rps are only gonna be around 200..sorry Jay

Lillie: That's the win you needed Kurtis, right there. It was a great job on your part baby.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh, you got that right Lillie. Too bad I had to beat mah home boy Scotty B in da middle of the ring, but it was that kinda retribution shit because he tossed me over the top rope at Summerslam.

Lillie: Kinda puts you in the line for the X-Division title shot. Would you take it?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Why the hell not? If the opportunity knocks, then I'll go for it. If Steph wants to give me it instead of a Undisputed Title shot, then yeah, I'll take Scotty on for the belt.

Lillie: You know what you got at the next Unbreakable.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah I do. D-Dawg and K~Dawg, better known to EWE as Dawg~Unit gets some take action against Extreme Standard Johnny Chaos and Mr. Man. Two guys I've faced in the past. Johnny and I are enemies, we were actually friends at one point, and now we are back to being enemies now I guess, and Mr. Man, we are pretty much tied between us. I beat him and he beat me, but no matter what, even if he's an asshole nowadays, I still got respect for em. Manny knows how to work in the ring and he does a great job at it, but ya know what? It's Dawg-Units first tag match togetha and we are going to make the tag team division be on da lookout for us. D and K are coming out fierce, barking and ready to strike. Extreme Standard happens to be our first victims. D-Dawg knows how to work in the ring and er'body knows about me.

Lillie; You guys are ready.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You got dat right.

Lillie and Kurtis soon left the spot where they were at and went to go find D~Dawg as the scene faded out.

[JOHNNY FK'N CHAOS]

Our scene opens inside a lockerroom, an empty lockerroom, it's dark...oh wait, the lights come on, and now we see Johnny Chaos sitting in a chair, with one of the Tag Team Titles propped over his shoulder, you can see the name plate says "Christy Chaos". He rubs it and smiles.

Johnny Chaos: Last week, you seen what some people have called a robbery...I do not call it a robbery though, cause it wasn't...the Robbery was the First round of the tag team tournament...That was the real robbery...when your next Greatest Tag Team of all time...was defeated by a, at the time, soon to be Fluke Champion...and a worthless girl...like all women in the Wrestling World...They don't belong in the ring..

Johnny boos as boos can faintly be heard in the background, meaning this must be fed in a live arena.

Johnny Chaos: Some of you may bring up my match last week for that statement...last week was nothing more then just pure fluke...it's said often...but the difference is, she actually knows that to be true...I had her, it was as good as mine...but of course, like every other time we have faced...fate was on her side...maybe one day...just maybe, by some slim miracle...she could truely beat me...but I doubt it..

Johnny smirks as the faint boos are heard once again.

Johnny Chaos: Just another fact, Women don't belong in the ring....they belong at home, in the kitchen...or...

just then Drama walks up behind Johnny and puts her arms around his neck, before bending down and the two share a kiss. Johnny looks back to the camera, while Drama keeps her arms around him.

Johnny Chaos: Or, by your side..By a superstar's side, is the only place a woman belongs in this business...These Diva's competing with the guys...it's a Damn Disgrace...They think they are better...they think they desserve their World Titles...but really, they only won those titles...cause that's what the people wanted to see...namely the Female audience...not because they are physically better then us...or at least me...but because it's what the female fans wanted...and they wanted to reach a female fan base on a new level...

The crowd boos dissagreeing as Johnny shakes his head.

Johnny Chaos: My sister is no different..This bullshit streak she's on...never beign pinned...never being made to submit...this whole time she's been in the Male Division...it's all pure luck to be honest...I'm not gonna say she doesn't have good ring skills...I should know, I'm the one that trained her...but to say she can use those moves I trained her to do, and physically perform them on Male Superstars, like, or better then me...I do not think so...I build her to be a tool in the Diva's Division...now she wants to try and prove herself in the Boy's Division...Whatever I guess...but don't believe this crap that she is "outshining" me...she has merely been lucky...while I have been robbed time, and time again..that's all it's been..

Fainly in the background you can hear the crowd chanting "crybaby". Johnny just shakes his head.

Johnny Chaos: Call it what you want..but Soon you will see what I have been talking about...soon, both of our luck is about to change....like Tonight when me and my Partner take on these Dawg Unit Fools..

The crowd cheers in the background as Johnny shakes his head.

Johnny Chaos: Cheer em all you won't..It won't give them the victory...they haven't a clue what they are up against...We are your next Tag Team champions...see we already have em

Johnny pointed out Christy's Tag Title on his shoulder as the crowd booed.

Johnny Chaos: Soon they will be ours officially...that's something The Dawg Unit will never be able to say...see, there's D-Dawg...not that I even have a clue about this guy...what exactly has he done? I know he's only been here a month...he chocked his big chance at Summer Slam though didn't he?...Sure, he did better then me...but we all know My sister just got lucky..

The crowd chants "bullshit" in the background.

Johnny Chaos: I'm not too worried about this guy quite frankly...that can pretty much be said about his partner though too..

The crowd starts chanting "WOOF" as Johnny shakes his head once again.

Johnny Chaos: I hope you morons realize how pathetic you sound...you sound like a bunch of retarded fools..

The crowd boos as Johnny chuckles a little.

Johnny Chaos: I have no real reason to be worried about K~Dawg..Barring one slight miracle...one slight Fluke...this guy has never been able to beat me...he got that one fluke...and that's all he's done...I ended his Mid eastern Title Reign...I ended his hopes of getting it back in the rematch clause...I ended his chance to Be on the Extreme OverLoad Vallot for the EWE Championship...I ended his dream of becoming EWE Champion in the Elimination Chamber...let's just face it, the guy simply can't beat me...Other then that one fluke...but even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then...

Johnny pauses and looks at the title..

Johnny Chaos: So sit back and enjoy the show folks..Watched your beloved K~Dawg and his tag team partner get the beating they desserve...and watch as we show you Exactly why we are your next Tag Team Champions...why me and Mr. Man are The Standard for what Tag Team Champions should be...We don't need to share with some other chumps....We don't draw...we win...and that's exactly what we are gonna do...Tonight, We embark EXTREME Wrestling Entertainment...tonight, we set the Standard for What that Extreme Really means...for we are

Johnny smirks as the camera zooms in on his face..

Johnny Chaos: The Extreme Standard..

Johnny chuckles before Drama leans back in to make out, and the lights go back off, causing the scene to fade.

['eWe's Gold Standard' Mr. Man]

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