[9-27-08] Chris Hart vs Damon James

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["The Young Stunna" Damon James]

The scene opens up with Damon James getting himself ready backstage. He is hopping up and down until he gets approached by WWE's J-B-L!

JBL: So this is EWE? Well I can obviously tell that they've wasted time on you when EWE could of focused on someone who's not a waste of time!

Damon: Don't you got another promotion to be a simple coward in?

JBL: You are god damn lucky that I'm WWE EXCLUSIVE as it says in my contract! Aswell as EXCLUSIVE TO RAW! The top show in wrestling today!

Damon: Well you sure as hell haven't seen EWE! You sure as hell haven't seen the talent that's here. You wouldn't last two seconds here in EXTREME WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT!

JBL: You can say that all you want kid. You can talk all the trash there is to talk yet there isn't anything that can change the fact that you Damon James are second fiddle to a guy who should be locked up in state prison NOT X-Division Champion!

Damon: Well JBL how about you get out of my way before I MAKE YOU GET OUT OF MY WAY! For remember there's always TOUGH ENOUGH if I ever decide to jump ships and that can get me qualified to become a WWE SUPERSTAR!

JBL: If your taking advice and wrestling ability from Cheech and Chong's gay love child then you got a long way to go kid. "Can't Stop Won't Stop" what does that CRAP MEAN ANYWAY!

Damon: It means YOU CAN'T STOP ME! It means YOU WON'T STOP ME! Also I'm "The Young Stunna" Damon James. A former 2x EWE Pure Champion meaning I wasn't A GARBAGE CHAMPION like you were back in the day! Also I got more of a rap sheet to follow up my career compared to yours. A former ICW TV Champ! A former OWO Intercontinental Champion! Also I've beaten people YOU WISH you can say you've defeated John so SHUT YOU MOUTH unless you want me to leave a dent in your jaw making RAW thanking me for putting YOU OUT! Then the people will focus on Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, and Matt Hardy AND NOT YOU!

JBL: You ever win a World Title? You ever have to carry a LEGEND on your back in tag team matches? You ever beaten CM Punk and Christian Cage on intellegence and not having to use your abilities? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT! Maybe coming here was a waste of MY TIME!

Damon: Then your willing to leave and you should be writing down some notes while I take out the trash known as Chris Hart this week at Unbreakable.

"The Self Proclaimed Wrestling God" JBL leaves the area as Damon heads out of his locker room and gets stopped immediatly by Trixy who is just looking to interview someone since SummerSlam.

Trixy: I was hoping to get to your mentor Scotty Blaze so I could congradulate him on his newly won X-Division Championship. Yet I feel you need my time Damon. So your back in the EWE yet again. How do you feel about Chris Hart?

Damon: I feel that Chris Hart isn't even worth my time to demonstrate what I can do inside the ring. I'm here not to be some low card champion again. I'm here to MAKE IT BIG! Scotty holds the X-Division Championship and I feel I need to get myself UP THE LADDER! For I will prove to Chris Hart I'm more technical than ANYONE in the back. I will prove that I can not only outwrestle, but OUTPERFORM him at the same time. Chris I spent years making myself better. Since I debuted I only looked for PERFECTION! I've tried to be god like I've tried to be DEVINE! I tried to be immortalized. I came to realize ONE THING! I came to realize that no one is truely forever immortalized and devine things when destroyed it's a DEVINE DESTRUCTION! ALso when your godlike another one like that will come up and KNOCK you down a few pegs. So Mr. "Escape Arist" remember this your not going to escape your going to be FAKED OUT! That's right I said it your going to be FAKED OUT! You better MOVE ON! You better remember that when your in the ring with someone like me your going to have to realize that YOU CAN'T proceed to beat what refuses to die. You can't escape what can't constrict you. You can't escape a beating. You can only escape when RELEASED! The only escape option you got this week Chris is SUICIDE! You going to take that escape?

Damon James lights himself up a cigarette and takes a few drags.

Damon: The people came to see their favorite superstars in this one week. They came to see the likes of ME kicking your ass. They came to see Scotty Blaze and K~Dawg former partners go at it inside the ring. Android #18 takes on Johnny Chaos! Predator and Christy Chaos go at it. White Tiger and Derrick Sanderson. Well speaking on Mr. Sanderson I wonder what his excuse will be for him losing the THREE PHASE CHALLENGE! He LOST OUT TO A STONER! Oh wait can't be too loud on that.

Trixy: When did you become a cigarette smoker? Why did you yell about Scotty's drug problem? I don't think he wants people to know.

Damon: The man let the world know he's on drugs on MORE OCCASIONS than one! I don't think he'll care if you've finally figured it out Trixy. Not everyone is quick to learn so it's not your fault it's Scotty's fault for smoking around you while you still wondered what that smell he always had around him was?

Trixy: Well that's not nice! I knew Scotty had a weird funk the whole time! He's the current X-Division Champion. What about your match with Chris Hart?

Damon: Well again I'ld like to state that he can bring down whoever he wants to ringside. For Blue Panther is a has been who couldn't hold his own anymore so he gave it up for good. As soon as "Dickhead" James Ceno made his return last year and punched out Panther no one's taken him seriously since Blue Panther couldn't take out one of the biggiest pieces of trash that there were in the EWE. Now from my inside scoop Chris Hart probably isn't even going to show up. Apparently something and history of NO SHOWS?

Trixy: Well I can't let you know on that if you don't know you're going to have to find out on your own. Now where's Scotty's locker room? So I can congradulate him and ask him about HIS MATCH at Unbreakable.

Damon: Don't bother he's out partying on an island in the Caribbean and isn't due back to the States until Friday! Stephanie McMahon literally couldn't even track him down for you. There's no finding that man at times.

Trixy walks off and Damon James continues smoking his cigarette. Then he pinches on the top of the filter until a tiny little snap is heard. Damon then continues to smoke it still. Then out of nowhere a person in a Pink Panther costume walks over to Damon James and takes off the head to reveal...

Damon: Are you serious? Just for the reason I'm facing Chris Hart who is being accompanied to the ring by The Blue Panther doesn't give you reason to dress up as The Pink Panther! DAMNIT SCOTTY WHAT THE HELL?

Scotty: Well I thought that since there has been alot of drug issues in wrestling a whole lot lately I'ld clean up my act and go soft for all the little kids! So what better than being a silent cartoon character well a guy in a silent cartoon character's costume?

Damon: You did it due to the reason that in the intro to the cartoon he is smoking something! NEWSFLASH it's not weed!

Scotty: Fine you got me! I just didn't want the press knowing I returned so damn soon. As soon as I left ringside it's been hell for me! I can't even ask Stephanie McMahon to hire me security that everytime I go off looking for her I'm mugged by SENSELESS FANS! That and the media wants to point fingers at me due to the growing drug rate. That a CHAMPION on drugs isn't "proper" or "for the kids!" I never claimed to be for the kids or proper. I'm here as a don't take after me ROLE! Why do you think that I've gotten away with what I've been doing for so long? Damon I will be ringside for your match. Probably trying to avoid media and crazed fans who are trying to KILL ME! That plus I haven't been able to get a hold of K for it's hard enough I had to eliminate him and CRUSH HIS DREAMS! For if your busting your ass for years trying to be the top champ only to have a guy you had to carry throw you out wouldn't that be a hard kick to the nads?

Damon: It would. Scotty head back on for Trixy is looking for an interview from you BIG TIME!

Scotty: I got this covered!

Scotty puts the head back on as Trixy runs back to see Damon standing next to "The Pink Panther".

Trixy: You seen Scotty?

Damon: Nope and neither has my pal "The Pink Panther"!

Trixy: Ok if you see him tell him that he's wanted by a few people outside.

Damon: OK!

Trixy leaves the area.

Damon: You never know what to expect in the life of Damon James kids. Chris Hart be ready for you aren't facing "The Stoned Symbol of Wrestling" Scotty Blaze who is in this Pink Panther suit. You are facing "The Young Stunna" Damon James. You better be ready for you got A RIOTMAKER to deal with! For you Chris Hart remember that

YOU CAN'T STOP! YOU WON'T STOP! THE YOUNG STUNNA DAMON JAMES!

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The scene fades to black as Scotty walks off in his costume.

["The Escape Artist" Chris Hart]

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