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Post by Jay on Sept 22, 2008 20:23:58 GMT -5
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Post by Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson on Sept 25, 2008 20:17:33 GMT -5
He was still a champion, he still had two beautiful, hot, gorgeous girls at his side, he is EWE's Best Rookie to ever get signed to a contract for the company, and he happened to fall short at Summerslam in the Triple Phase Challenge match that saw Predator win the Undisputed Championship, White Tiger win the International Championship and Scotty Blaze win the X-Division Championship, and who was the man that we were happening to be talking about at this current moment? It was none other than EWE's Biggest Asshole, the EWE X-Core Champion Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson, with a little distraction by Ric Flair, Rikku was able to dump Derrick over the top rope causing him to get eliminated, Derrick had a few words for Ric right after. Unbreakable, it wasn't a steel cage, it was just an ordinary match, Derrick was facing the International Champion White Tiger one more time. Los Angeles, California, the site for the new unbreakable, the girls and Derrick were already there, and it was a day before the show. Derrick wasn't in a good mood either. Angelina Love: D, Calm down baby. Velvet Sky: Yeah Derrick, you are going to blow a gasket or have a heart attack. Relax. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: How can I relax after that? I was fucking cheated in that Triple Phase Match, I should be the one that is the Undisputed Champion right now, and not Predator because I know one on one, Predator would NEVER be able to handle me in the ring and neither can the current International Champion White Tiger who I'm facing for the very second time; but yet, I got distracted when I looked outside and that damn overhyperactive child Rikku dumped me on the outside eliminating me from the match. Angelina Love: Atleast you're still a champion,Derrick looked over on the couch and there was the X-Core Championship just laying there with Derrick's name in the nameplate. Sure he was loving being a champion for EWE, but somehow, The X-Core Championship wasn't making Derrick happy anymore. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You want to know what I think of this X-Core Title that I got?Derrick shook his head, and walked over to the couch, picked up the belt and looked at it, Derrick had that gaze in his eyes he was planning on doing something either great or just dumb. Velvet Sky: D, what are you doing?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: This...Derrick glanced at the X-Core Championship one more time before throwing it against the wall, and then stopping right onto the big black X that was in the middle. The girls couldn't even believe Derrick just done that, and both of their jaws just dropped to the ground when he did it.Angelina Love: Oh my god, Derrick, what are you doing? I thought you loved being X-Core Champion.Velvet Sky: You worked hard to get that belt back around your waist, you had a hard fought victory over Alexis to get it. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah will, it's time for me to step my game up to awhile nother level around this place, and that level is where the X-Core Championship doesn't belong. You see, I'm a Main Eventer, I'm the damn star of this show; If some poor curtain jerker wants to become the X-Core Champion, then I'll gladly give it to them without a match and put it around their shoulder; but around this place? I will forever be known as the greatest Pure and X-Core Champion to ever live and nobody can top what I did. Angelina Love: So you're pretty much giving up the X-Core Championship?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Pretty much, but I'll still be the X-Core Champion for now until somebody actually steps up and wants it from me. If it wasn't the Undisputed Championship, then I shoulda been standing here right now as the International or X-Division Champion, not that damn stoner Scotty Blaze and certainly not that washed up has-been who I'll be facing at Unbreakable in White Tiger. Velvet Sky: You don't need any luck beating White Tiger Derrick, you beat him once in the steel cage match and you can do it again. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You got that fucking right. We've already been down this damn road Tiger. Remember? You were the one to challenge me in that Steel Cage match and I WAS the one that whooped your sorry ass in the middle of the ring and got that pin count on you, but I know at your old age, you're starting to forget shit like that; so I guess it's excuseable. Tiger, BE FUCKING LUCKY that the International Championship isn't even on the line for this match, because I know I'll beat you for the very second time and make it 2-0 against you, and then it would make me the NEW International Champion if Stephanie had you put up the championship in our match; I'm the fastest rising star this company has ever seen and I already know I deserve an International Title shot against you, hell, I even deserve a Undisputed Title Shot against Predator, sooner or later, the Undisputed, International, and X-Division Championships will ALL be mine, and I will be ontop of the roster getting past our so called "competiton" in the ring. It's going to be almost a year for me since I made my EWE Debut, and since October, nobody on this roster has been able to figure out how to beat me in the middle of the ring. Angelina Love: What's the streak now D?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Thirteen Straight Matches without a loss since October and my last BULLSHIT lose actually come to that short fucking midget Rey Mysterio Jr, and I'm still trying to figure out how the fuck he beat me. Rey beat me out of pure luck and it was his night, but I vowed to never lose again while my stay in EWE continues and hey, I predicted the future which was pretty awesome if I say so myself.Velvet Sky: Okay Mr. Psychic, Predict what is going to happen in your second match against White Tiger at Unbreakable. Angelina & Velvet crossed their arms looking at Derrick and they both already knew the answer they were suspecting to hear from Derrick.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Oh, the future is going to be bloody, the future is going to be brutal and I see White Tiger's blood in my hands once again when this match is over and done with. I see White Tiger knocked the fuck out in the middle of the ring after being on the recieving end of some PURE DOMINATION! White Tiger will just be another victim to *THE SANDMAN* and I will go on and keep my winning streak alive in this place, and right now? I got one of the longest winning streak that could be over a year long once I DO beat White Tiger in the middle of the ring. The incredible streak started November 25th in my match against everybodies favorite Mexican, EWE's FAKE Golden Standard Mr. Man, so pretty much all I need to do is win for another 2 in a half matches and I'll have a year winning streak around this place with 3 Championship reigns under my belt. Pure, and 2x X-Core Champion.Derrick said that like it wasn't much of a big deal to do because in his mind he could do it and beat anybody that Steph put him up against. Derrick even shrugged it off once he said that, he was a guy that was full of confidence, and somtimes it actually bite him in the ass and he never realizes it. Angelina Love: No Pressure D?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Hell no there is no pressure in my match against White Tiger. We've already been through down that road once and I don't think we need to revise it one more time for everybody. They either get it or they are just too stupid to figure that shit out. Why do I need to be worried about facing a two bit wrestler once again that still thinks he can dominate the roster like he did in the stone ages when he can't really do that anymore? The old man doesn't have anything left in the fucking tank of his and he needs to give it a rest. He can hang around K~Dawg, 18, Sean Lewis and Rikku all he wants and they can all suck his dick and tell him he's still one of the greatest wrestlers around EWE, they respect and admire him for his in-ring work, but I aint buying none of that bullshit. I respect NO ONE around this place, and I don't fear anybody, and I REFUSE to take a backstage from some hack who trys to beat the younger wrestlers out of the spotlight so his name can shine in them. White Tiger needs to give it a rest before he breaks something and he can't ever move again. Tiger couldn't handle being called EWE's Version of Ric Flair, so he now has Ric Flair as his manager. Whoop-Te-Fucking-DOO! I'm not bowing down to anybody, I'm my own person around this fucking place and I don't play follow the fucking leader. I make my own damn rules and I'll break every fucking rule that EWE has right now. The fuck is Stephanie going to do? Fire me over it.Derrick laughed shaking his head, he was actually still standing on the X-Core Championship that entire time, he moved his feet off the belt, and through it back on the couch next to Angelina & Velvet. Derrick was never worried about anything and he never had a reason for it. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Stephanie would never fire me on this roster because she needs a guy like me on her roster because whenever they see ME on the tv, it spikes up our ratings, everybody out there in the whole entire world knows what I can bring to the table and why I'm so damn valueable to this company; even when I'm not wrestling that night, some people still even ask where I'm at because they want to see EWE's Best Superstar in the ring dominating some worthless fool that doesn't even deserve to share the same ring as me. You can hate me all you want, you can trash me all you want, and hell you can even talk all the shit about me to anybody else you want, but all that matters? Is what I do in the ring and it's fucking wrestle and be the best in the ring and half of these motherfuckers we got on the roster can't even deny that I'm one hell of a guy to watch wrestle because I actually know how to get it done in the middle of the ring. It's something Stephanie should know; we don't need her husband Triple H on the roster and back in EWE, all we need is DERRICK *SANDMAN* SANDERSON on this roster and this place is already set, you even say the name DERRICK SANDERSON and it spikes up ratings a little bit. Velvet Sky: Uhhh, Derrick.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Not now Velvet, I'm on a roll.Angelina Love: But...Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You can tell me later.What Derrick didn't realize is he left his lockeroom door WIDE OPEN and guess who happened to walk bye his room Derrick said Stephanie's name? Of course Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley herself. Stephanie was behind Derrick the whole entire time he was talking and had the usual McMahon smirk on her face as Derrick was talking. Angelina and Velvet were just trying to warn Derrick, but was he listening? Nope.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: What Stephanie also doesn't realize that I'm the master and commander of this place. Whnever I speak up, everybody should just listen up to what I have to say and agree with and that includes Stephanie herself, I mean, come on now. Look at me, I will forever be the best person she has on the roster and there is no comparison, not even her husband compares to me. Velvet Sky: Uh-oh.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: What's Uh-oh?Stephanie McMahon: So the stories are true that I hear about you Derrick, you are that really damn stupid and cocky.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: OH SHIT!Stephanie McMahon: Oh shit is right.Angelina Love: We tried to warn ya D, but you didn't want to listen. Derrick shook his head and said a few curse words inside his hand, he slowly turned around and saw Stephanie standing there with her arms crossed with that signature McMahon smirk still on her face. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Uhhhh, Hi Boss Lady. How are you doing today? Stephanie McMahon: Trying to suck up to the boss now Derrick after I heard everything you said? Not going to work.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You heard everything?Stephanie McMahon: Every word of it; Angelina, Velvet, can you leave for a few minutes, I need to talk to Derrick..alone.Like the girls were going to disobey Stephanie, yeah right. They quickly got up and kissed Derrick on each cheek. Angelina Love: It's been great knowing ya D. Velvet Sky: Yeah, we had some fun times together.Stephanie McMahon: LEAVE...NOW!!Stephanie actually yelled for the girls to get out, and they quickly ran out of Derrick's lockeroom. Derrick actually had a worried look on his face, so okay, he was scared of one thing. One thing, the Boss Lady. Stephanie looked back at Derrick and just glared right at him.Stephanie McMahon: Who the hell do you think you are?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I think you already should know who I am Stephanie. Derrick Sanderson, the best superstar you got here. Bad time to be cocky Sanderson, especially not infront of Stephanie when she just asked him a serious question.Stephanie McMahon: Sanderson, let's make things perfectly cleae right now. I run this show, EWE IS MINE! I control everything around here, and I got the contracts, and I could fire you right on the spot for saying all of them while I was standing in back of you. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Try me Stephanie, but I don't think you even have the guts to fire somebody like me.Another dumb, stupid thing. Derrick just challenged the audacity of a McMahon. Stephanie McMahon: I don't have the guts to fire you huh?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I don't think I stuttered when I said that Steph. Stephanie McMahon: I would love more than anything to fire you right now, but you know what? Making peoples lives a living hell sounds like more fun, and if you want to mess with me Sanderson, I can make your life a living hell around this place. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Go ahead and try me on that one Stephanie. Give me any match you want, give me anybody to face me in the ring, and I'll prove to YOU that you do need me around this place because I am ALL You got around here. I would love for you to try to make my life a living hell, but you'll only fail in the end...BIG TIME!Stephanie McMahon: You really think so?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I don't think so Stephanie..I KNOW IT! Stephanie McMahon: We'll see about that one Sanderson; I actually thought you were smarter than this and I was actually defending you against everybody, but you are actually dumb. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: And your boobs are fake, so there.Derrick smirked his arrogant smile right at Stephanie and crossed his arms right after his said that. Stephanie wasn't shocked, she just got even. Stephanie slapped Sanderson right across the face, leaving his cheek red. Sanderson just felt his cheek and laughed about it. Stephanie McMahon: How dare you! Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Thank you Ma'am, may I have another?Stephanie McMahon: You'll get yours Sanderson, trust me on that. Good luck with White Tiger at Unbreakable, because you're going to need it. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Only way White Tiger will beat me because if he farts dust in my face and blinds me during the whole match, other than that? He doesn't stand a chance against somebody like me. Stephanie McMahon: If you're so great, then why didn't you win the Triple Phase Challenge match then? You let a simple distraction get you tossed over the top rope. "Great" wrestlers don't let that happen. Stephanie smirked, shaking her head and left his lockeroom right as she said that. Derrick just stood there, not saying a word. Stephanie actually might have proven Derrick wrong. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Fuck her.Or Not. Velvet & Angelina came back into his lockeroom right after that and both hugged Derrick right at the same time.Angelina Love: We thought Stephanie was going to kill you.Velvet Sky: It sure did look like it when she came into her and stood behind you.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Na, she didn't kill me, only slapped me after I burned her good and told her off. I don't give a damn if she is my boss, I'm not going to let her push me around. I'm my own boss. Just like I don't give a fuck if Ric Flair is a legend in this damn business, how many things he's done during his wrestling career, Ric Flair is yesterday's news, and If he gets involved in this match, then I'm going to personally make sure I kill the old fuck and make him have a heart attack so nobody ever gets to see him inside a squared circle again! A lot of people say I should also respect Flair? Fuck..THAT! I wont be like White Tiger and kiss his fucking ass. Tiger, better be ready for what is going to be coming to him, because he's about get fucking dominated once again, and he is going to know why, I'm just better than him. Just like that, Derrick and the girls left Derrick's lockeroom and headed out of the arena to get something to eat as our scene faded out.
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Post by "eWe Legend" Jeff Payne on Sept 27, 2008 0:05:18 GMT -5
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