Taylor & Sanderson vs Predator & Jaxson

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[Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson]

Everybody in the arena was shocked how Derrick Sanderson just manhandled Android 18 really easily like that. Derrick was standing over her body, just taunting everybody as they were booing him out of the building. Derrick just smirked that arrogant smirk of his.

Kenny Greenwood: I still can't believe this tonight. The Pure Champion beat The World Champion.

Jimmy Justice: Face it Greenwood. There is a new guy in town on Xplosion and he isn't taking any bullshit from anybody on the roster. Especially from Android 18.

Kenny Greenwood: I may not like him, but he's one hell of a wrestler. He sure knows how to get things done in the ring.

Derrick had Velvet get him a mic from Jeremy Borash. Velvet then handed Derrick the microphone. The first thing he did when he got the mic was give off a sinister evil laugh into it.

Kenny Greenwood: What the hell was that?

Jimmy Justice: One hell of a laugh.

Kenny Greenwood: That was scary. Something like from the horror movies.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Hey 18, you still wondering what the fuck just happened to you, huh girl? I'll tell you what happened. YOU JUST GOT UPSET BY THE PURE FUCKING CHAMPION! That's what happened. I'm a man of my world, and I always keep to my promising, and when I said tonight in my lockeroom I was going to beat you, I did it. Still want to doubt me? Go on ahead, but this right here. Call it an upset, because nobody has ever seen the Pure Champion beat the World Champion. This is a new era baby, and if you don't like it, you can suck my dick. The new era of domination, and it has started already. I've been rolling over the competition just like this bitch right her.

He pointed to Android 18 when he was still standing ontop of her. The fans keep booing and chanting "Derrick Sucks"

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I suck? Are you fucking kidding me? New Mexicans saying *The Sandman* sucks.

Derrick shook his head, looking at Velvet and Angelina. You could hear both of them say disrespectful over the microphone when they were standing close to Derrick.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I don't think you spics have the right to say who sucks are not. Do all of you even have your green card to be over here, or you just jumped the fence illegally like that fake EWE's Golden Standard Mr. Man?

Jimmy Justice: BURN!!! Gotta love it.

Kenny Greenwood: Derrick better hope he makes it out a live of New Mexico after this.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Anyway. Somebody get this bitch out of MY RING!! She's making it look bad.

EMTs and officals came running down to the ring, rolling 18 out of the ring. Derrick even "helping" out by kicking her hard out of the ring. Derrick smirked as she was getting help, he just pulled off the win he needed to boost his ego even more among the lockeroom in EWE. 18, halfway up the ramp, turned back, trying to shot a fireball at Derrick, but Derrick was too smart for that and he decked out of the way. He started to laugh as the EMTs and Officals made their way to the back with her.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: She isn't dead ladies and gentlegerms..Are you happy?

They cheer loud and started to chant "18 will kill you" at him.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You keep chanting that, but does it bug me much. Hell no, what you say in this ring tonight was fucking real, and if their is a second encounter and we all know that 18 is going to want another match with me, it's going to be the same result all over again. I told you all I'm the best damn Pure Champion Xplosion has ever seen, and I was bring this belt to a whole new level, but did anybody believe me? Hell no, except for these two girls beside me.

Angelina and Velvet both giggled and waved at everybody.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: My tag team partner Dan Taylor, his girl Antonia Malone, and my the best damn commentator in the entire world Jimmy Justice over there.

Derrick smirked and pointed right at Jimmy; Jimmy pointed right back at Derrick.

Kenny Greenwood: Sucking up to the Pure Champion. Nice Jimmy.

Jimmy Justice: Fuck off Greenwood. It's called respect, something you can't show to Derrick.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You aint believeing in this shit now, you better be believing now. What's it now at girls?

Velvet Sky: Six Straight Wins Derrick.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Six straight wins for me baby. Can I be stopped? Hell Fucking No. I haven't lost since October and it was against my now tag team partner Dan Taylor who I have tons of respect for him. You all seen how I practically killed 18 with the Sand Clash, well a lot more of that will be coming within the next few months of Wednesday Night Xplosion because I'm not going anywhere but up around this place. Who's going to beat me for the Pure Championship? NOBODY! I've beaten everybody who has crossed my paths, and dominated them shitless. I even think they crapped their pants afterwards because they smelled bad. Infact, 18 did smell pretty bad when I was pinning her. Somebody check her granny panties, I think she crapped herself.

Derrick laughed, he sure was enjoying himself being in the ring. The fans were liking this one bit and kept booing at every word he said.

Kenny Greenwood: He's getting at 18 like that? We all know she's not going to like that.

Jimmy Justice: Who the hell cares what she thinks. Derrick just pwned him in the middle of the ring. Granny Panties...That's golden.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: This Pure Championship isn't enough for me, and I know the All-American Championship isn't enough for Dan. We are hungry for the Tag Team Title belts, and we are going to get them when the dust is clear and we got our shot for the belts. This is our warning to the Tag Team Champions, be worried, when our time comes. You guys are FUCKED! This now brings me to next week on Wednesday Night Xplosion. We get to leave New Mexico, and go into an even bigger dump of MEXICO. That's even worse, if I wanted to hangout with Mexicans, I would sneak into Mr. Man's lockeroom and just hangout there while he smokes and cigar and steals shit.

Derrick smirked. They didn't like that one minute.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Come on, you all know Mexicans do nothing but rob your shit when your not looking. Hell, that's how Mr. Man got the World Heavyweight Title in the first place anyway, but in all seriousness. Jenna told me before my match happened that the team of Derrick Sanderson & Dan Taylor will be taking on Predator and Krix Jaxson.

A huge "YOU LOOK FUNNY" chant was started directed at Derrick.

Angelina Love: HE DOESN'T LOOK FUNNY!!! HE'S ONE HANDSOME DEVIL!!!

Velvet Sky: Yeah, so go chant that somewhere else.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Relax girls. All these Mexicans are just pissed because they can't look as good as *The Sandman* and can't wrestle as good as me, can't wear gold like I do.

Derrick glance at Angelina and Velvet looking at them up and down. Angie & Velvet knew Derrick very well by now and knew what he was doing and just giggled when he did it.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: And sure as hell can't get fine as hell girls like I do. Seriously, I many you fucking mexicans you get your girlfriends impregnanted a day? I was walking around outside of the arena, and every where I freaking turned; I saw a mexican female pregnant, it's nasty. Man..KEEP IT IN YOUR FUCKING PANTS!! Surprised Mr. Man didn't make Android 18 pregnant at the Royal Rumble, unless he did, she didn' realize it and I just killed the kid.

Derrick looked at the girls and shrugged.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Ah well. What are you going to do? Shit, I'll tell you what I'm going to do, and I'll tell you what Dan is going to do. Next Xplosion. Derrick Sanderson & Dan Taylor are going to roll to Mexico in style and show that fucking place some got damn class because we all know mexico doesn't have class that much. Xplosions' top tag team will hit the ring vs. somebody overated and an steroid abuser of an X-Division Champion. Come on people, honestly, who the hell grows muscles that quickly in a matter of a few months? Kris Jaxson? He calls him the "Career Killa" Don't make me laugh Kris. The only "killer" around Wednesday Night Xplosion is the Pure Fucking Champion Derrick Sanderson. I already proved that I could be one X-Division Champion in James Ceno, and next week, I'm going to prove I could beat another one. Buckle up Kris, it's going to be one bumpy ride for you.

Angelina and Velvet wrapped their arms around the waist of Derrick.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You think having an pornstar makes you look like a badass, and makes you feel cool?

Derrick shook his head laughing.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: What a dumbass. Lela Starr aint got shit on Angelina Love & Velvet Sky. Your girl Lela is just another gutter slut looking for somebody to fuck on her way a long and just happened to find you. Hell, I even bet on that you paid her to be with you because you were getting desperate for some action with the girls.

Kenny Greenwood: Derrick is asking for it.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: And here am I thinking Danny Danger and Eli Hogan were the bigges jokes to ever set foot on Wednesday Night Xplosion till I find out about you Kris. You top the cake of all of the jokers around this place. You aint that great Kris. Your never were, and you never was, your just another wannabe wrestler that doesn't know when to give up it because they are desperate for some work.

Jimmy Justice: Another BURN!

Kenny Greenwood: Wow, Derrick trashes Android 18, Mr. Man, Danny Danger, Eli Hogan, and Kris Jaxson all in one night. This must be a new record for it.

Jimmy Justice: Derrick is not to be fucked with from anybody on the roster Greenwood. Everybody should be on notice about that now.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: If you and your little fuck buddy Predator actually think you can come to next week's show and think you can take down Xplosion Top Tag Team..hell, EWE's Top Tag Team then your seriously mistaken. You two aint got nothing on us, and you will NEVER have nothing on us. You step foot into that ring, then your making the hughest mistakes of your careers. Just like tonight, where you saw me dominate 18, making her shit her pants, and when you saw Dan beat the holy hell out of Edge, that's going to be the same fate of Predator and Kris Jaxson, and if you don't like it boys, then that's just too damn bad because after Xplosion is all said and done, Sanderson/Taylor will be getting another tag team win over another worthless wannabe tag team that EWE and Xplosion has to offer. Seriously, K~Dawg & White Tiger should just come to Mexico, hands us the belts and save themselves from embarrasement, well all know what's going to happen we lock it up; you'll be seeing new champions.

Out of nowhere, some stagehand came out in a jogging suit, he had a torch with a flame on it.

Kenny Greenwood: What the hell is this now?

Jimmy Justice: Just the beginning.

Even Derrick, Angelina and Velvet didn't know what was happening. The stagehand in the jogging suit got into the ring and got into the mic.

Stagehand: Mr. Sanderson, this is a torch with a flame going.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah, no shit.

Stagehand: I want you to hold it.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Okay then. If this is a trick, I'm kicking your ass.

Stagehand: No Tricks Derrick.

Derrick glared at the stagehand. Angelina and Velvet looked on as Derrick grabbed the torch from the stagehand.

Stagehand: This is offically Android 18 passing the torch onto you Derrick. You beat her ass fair and square and she realizes you were no match for her. *The Sandman* Era has begun.

Derrick smirked and raised up the torch as the fans booed, some of them even chanting "BULLSHIT"

Jimmy Justice: You heard it Greenwood. 18 passed it.

Kenny Greenwood: Bullshit. 18 never would pass the torch. He's just making all this shit up. This isn't right at all. Derrick stays out here and mostly shit talks half of the Xplosion lockeroom. I don't get it.

Jimmy Justice: You don't get it because your dumb as fuck. Derrick can do anything he wants too. He has been busting his ass, beating down the "competition" as his time goes by on Xplosion. Only person that really stepped up to Derrick and beat him as his now tag team partner Dan Taylor. That's it.

Kenny Greenwood: Still don't like this. It's wrong, very wrong.

Jimmy Justice: Go complain to somebody who cares.

The stagehand left the ring and ran backstage again, and Derrick still held onto the torch in one hand, and the mic in the other.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Keep chanting bullshit, this was going to happen one way or another. This just isn't the start of *The Sandman* Era, this is also the start of the Taylor/Sanderson Tag Team Era where every fucking Tag Team will bow down to the greatness. When you stare at us from across the ring, you'll be looking into the eyes of greatness, and you will bow before our feet before we start bashing your fucking brains in and scramble them all over the ring. You stare at us, and your going to be shaking, your knees will be buckled, and once that belt rings; Taylor/Sanderson will fucking rip you guys to pieces and now regret a damn thing when or how we are going to do it. We don't show any fucking remorse, we don't have any damn regrets, we don't show any sorrow to our opponents. Why? BECAUSE WE ARE JUST BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU! You might aswell give us crowns and call us KINGS because that what we are, or do one even better.

Derrick smirked looking at Velvet and Angelina before saying it.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Bow at our feets and call us YOUR GOD! That's how exactly Taylor/Sanderson are around this place in the Tag Team ranks and singles ranks. WERE GODS of the ring. Screw Cameron Hayden when he calls himself that, because he's not.

Jimmy Justice: Derrick is on a roll. Now bashed Cameron.

Kenny Greenwood: Gods? Are you kidding me right now? Even a King? Derrick needs to get out of his own head right now.

Jimmy Justice: Bow to your damn king Greenwood.

Kenny Greenwood: Fuck that. I'd rather die than bow to Sanderson.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Predator, the man who coined one of the most popular catchprashes in EWE history of "YOU LOOK FUNNY." Pred, that's all you got man, is that catchprashe. You've been winning your matches, congrats on that, but that's where it all stops right now. Your career has been nothing. Mid-East title, Tag Team Title, but what kind of shit have you done lately except getting your ass tossed over the top rope at the Royal Rumble. Predator, YOUR NOTHING! You think you deserve a World Title shot? I've heard you talk about it, the only two people who actually deserve that honor will be your two opponents at Wednesday Night Xplosion, the same two people who you'll be looking into the eyes off. Derrick Sanderson & Dan Taylor. Dan deserves it more than I do. He's been in EWE longer than I have, and he worked his ass off only to get robbed at the rumble. My time will come to get my shot, and I'll get it before you Predator. Bring the moves, bring the catchphrases, bring the passion and fire you got, but all that shit..

Derrick adjusted the Pure Championship on his arm.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Isn't going to do anything against Xplosion's Top Tag Team, and hell, I guarentee for a long time coming from now. Derrick Sanderson/Dan Taylor will be known as EWE's BEST DAMN TAG TEAM EVER!!! We will be talked about for EWE generations living on forever. When Dan & I are long gone from EWE when we decide to retire; which wont be a long time from now, everybody will be talking about that tag team that set new heights into the Tag Team Division, and everybody will be talking about how I set new height, and put the Pure Championship at a different new level. When my time as Pure Champion is done, good luck to the next guy who gets it after me because they wont be as good as me. When are you going to see the next Pure Champion be in the Main Event? Beat the World Champion again? I'LL Tell you...IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN AGAIN unless I do it again, nobody can't do that shit like I can. When are you going to see a Pure Champion that actually can defend the belt and retain it without losing it on his first defense? NEVER AGAIN! When ever are you going to see another great tag team ever again? NEVER! Sure Dan & I might have big super ego, but we make it clash in the ring and make it work every time we hit the ring. Predator, Kris Jaxson, you guys stand no chance in beating us at Xplosion. Get over it. See you fucks in Mexico.

"Enter Sandman" Blared over the PA System as Derrick got out of the ring with the girls as the scene faded out.

[Predator]

Underdogs

[Kris Jaxson]

Numero 1. Maybe one week I'll post my first before deadline day.

[Predator]

Gold

[Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson]

The EWE Longest and Current Pure Champion Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson was seen at the Mexican Border just hanging out by his car. The girls weren't with him, he only was wearing his ring attire and the Pure Championship around his waist. Why was he at the Mexican Border? Plain and Simple, he was watching a few dumbass mexicans run across the mexican border and into United States Territory.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Fucking Mexicans, damn people are savages. Getting into the United States to be free.

Derrick wasn't paying attention and one Mexican tried to steal his car. Derrick turned around the last second, punched the mexican in the face and threw him out of the car.

Mexican Guy: AY!! What's your problem Essa?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Trying to steal my car huh spic?

Mexican Guy: Ay Essa. Whatcha gon' do about it.

Derrick kicked the mexican right in the face, then hit him with the Pure Championship. Pick him up by his hair and gave him the PURE DOMINATION!

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Motherfucker, your going to think twice about stealing my shit ever again.

Derrick picked up the knocked out mexican and threw him into nine other running mexicans and they all feel down like Bowling Pins.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: STRIKE!!!! ALRIGHT!!

He laughed leaning once again on his car. He watched all of them get up slowly and laughed.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: They are the reason why the United States is getting dumber and dumber by day. Stealing everybodies shit, lieing about it, and even cheating in school. It's patheic, but not as more as this tag team match tonight on Xplosion that Predator & Kris Jaxson actually think they got a shot in hell in beating Dan & I. Keep up your talking boys, and we are going to show who truely is the best Xplosion Tag Team right now, and after we do get done with you, whoever is a tag team on the B-brand Monday Night Chaos, will get destroyed by Taylor/Sanderson. We will be tag team champions before you know it. Jaxson/Predator, your talk is cheat motherfuckers and you both better believe your no match for Taylor/Sanderson. Everybody seen that tag team match a few weeks ago where we both destroyed Eli & White Tiger and made them look weak and patheic.

Derrick saw a few more mexicans kept running through the border to the United States; but yet, they weren't too smart to know they had cops waiting for them at the other end.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Actually, nevermind about making Eli look weak and patheic, he was already those things before the match anyway. Sanderson/Taylor proved it even more and I proved that further when Eli thought he was even in my league to challenge me for the Pure Champion. Kris, Predator..Think I give a fuck what you to think about being the Pure Champion? I'm on Jobberville huh? Did you guys see me beat Android 18 last Xplosion? Call that shit a fluke if you want, but I beat her ass fair and square and I proved she was no match for me. You both better get some fucking glasses too, did you both watch me beat James Ceno a few weeks ago on Xplosion to continue on my winning streak. Jobberville? I don't fucking think so. I'm too damn good for anybody to beat me, not one person isn't even in the same fucking league as me and that includes both of you hasbeens. Predator, seriously man, how long have you been trying to get after the World Championship? Your not that good enough to get a title shot at the belt, Jenna knows that, she felt bad for Manny because he's weak and a mexican so he gave him a shot; and surprirsingly he won. Could tell there was a big feista when we got here because the place was a freaking mess.

Derrick smirked looking around shaking his head.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Nevermind that. Mexico is always a fucking mess anyway. Predator, I'm better than you, your going to know it, and everybody in the entire world is going to know it after this Tag Team Match is over and said with. Taylor/Sanderson will continue their dominance in the Tag Team Division and the singles division. I get one of you guys in a singles match and I'll fucking destroy you like I've been doing to my opponents the past three months already.

Derrick pointed down the EWE Pure Championship.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Go ahead and keep talking your shit about me being the Pure Champion and how I don't matter; you think anything you say is going to matter? Hell No, has anybody ever seen a Pure Champion do a Xplosion Main Event and Win? HELL NO, Has the Pure Champ ever beaten a World Champion? Fuck No. I'm rewritting the Xplosion record books and historical figures, you both are going to learn the truth after tonight on how you can't mess with the champs, and think your better than them when your really not. You two fags better believe your the underdogs in this match because everybody knows already that Taylor/Sanderson can beat anybody who crosses their path. You want to mess with us? Well, your about to be dominated and humilated even if you try. Go ahead and try your best guys, but it's not going to be enough. The All-American Champion, The Pure Champion and soon to be Tag Team Champions will be on their game like we always are. You guys are just complete jokes. Hey Pred, how much is plastic surgery costing you man? Everybody is starting to see you with a new look every few months, so it much cost a lot. It's okay if you try to get yourself look more meaner and meaner everytime, or you trying to send a message to everybody that you could get more of a "monster" look; but in the end Predator..YOU JUST LOOK FUNNY!!

Mexican Guy #2: Did you just steal Predator's Line?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yes I did, now shut the fuck up.

Derrick punched the mexican in the face, breaking his nose. The Mexican looked like he was about to do something, but ran away crying. Derrick raised an eyebrow.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Do all mexicans run away crying when something bad happens to them?

Derrick thought about it for a second, thinking what happened at Royal Rumble and now.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Okay, they do. Forget it. Predator, I do walk around the halls like I am a legend in the making because quiet frankly, unlike you, I am a legend in the making in EWE. I am the new king of Xplosion and the torch has been passed to me, I've been doing shit for the past three months that nobody else could ever do. I walk how I want to walk, I do whatever I want to do, and I say whatever I feel like saying because I'm the motherfucking best in the business and now some cheap wannabe assholes as you in and Michael Jackson's Steroid Abuser brother Kris Jaxson can say about it or do anything about it tonight. I walk with a purpose, I do say everything I say and unlike some people backstage of Xplosion; I actually back up the shit I say. Sure I may just be the Pure Champion FOR NOW, but when I move up and get rid of the belt WHEN I want too. Kris, you better hold on tight to that X-Division Championship because I have no problem taking that belt right off you. Consider this match tonight alittle preview of what's too come in the future. You see, I know Dan is better than you, and your just of him because you've been in EWE longer than Dan, and yet, he's done more things than you ever had done in your entire EWE Career.

Derrick saw a few Mexicans get tasered by the Cops when they attempted to cross the border and get arrested. Derrick busted out laughing.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Dumbasses. Predator, think about it man. Your entire EWE career has been worthless with only a Mid-East and Tag Team Title reign, yet Dan on the other yet is a 2x All-American Champion and longest reigned All-American Champion. All-American is more pretigious then your little lame Mid-East Title run that is in jeopardy by that hasbeen Travis Kooper on Chaos. We all know when it comes closer, Predator is going to be a bitch and run over to Chaos trying to stop that from happening. I'm going to let you think and what your little buddy wants to think, but in the end, everybody will see who the better team is and what better team will win tonight, and sure as hell isn't neither of you two.

Derrick was about to get into his car to drive back to the arena, but suddenly got a text message on his cell phone. He looked at who it was from and it said "D.T"

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: What the hell did Dan do now?

Derrick flipped open his cell phone, and seen the text from Dan.

Dan Text Message: D, where you at?

Derrick Text Message: I'm at the Mexican Border Dan. Watching Mexicans cross the border then get tasered by American Cops. It's funny.

Dan Text Message: Bored Much?

Derrick Text Message: Pretty much. How about you?

Dan Text Message: Yeah, i'm done getting ready. I'll be there soon, don't go anywhere.

Derrick Text Message: See you soon Dan-O.

Derrick sent the last message and put the cell phone back on his clip. He went into his car, locked it, turned on the radio and tuned up to Metallica and rocked out in his car. A few of the crossing mexicans looked at Derrick.

Mexican #3: Ay, look at this cracka.

Mexican #4: He be looking like he's having a sezuire.

Mexican #3: Should we help the amigo?

Mexican #4: Na Hombre. Let's cross the border.

Both of them do it, tried to outsmart the cops, but weren't that smart enough. Got tasered and handcuffed. Ten minutes later, Derrick still rocking out, but not too Metallic, but to some AC/DC. He heard a knocking on his window, thinking it was another Mexican, but it was only Dan. He turned off the radio and got out of the car. He leaned against it looking at Dan.

Dan Taylor: So, your letting at them cross into the states without doing anything?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I don't need to do anything, all of them are getting arrested anyway.

Dan Taylor: You ready for another dominating performance by Xplosion's & EWE's Top Tag Team?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: When aint I ready? Are you ready?

Dan Taylor: Why did you just sound like DX when you said that?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: It sounded like that?

Dan Taylor: Yeah.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: God Dammit, I knew I should never watched the 100th Episode with DX on it, but no worries; were better than DX and were better than Kris Jaxson & Predator.

Dan Taylor: We got this match in the bag already. We don't even need to work that hard.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Didn't need to a few weeks ago, and we wont now. It's easy and simple as 1,2,3.

Dan Taylor: That's all we need.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You got that right; have you talked to Antonia yet?

Dan Taylor: No, she wont even talk to me.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: The hell did you do Dan?

Dan Taylor: Let's not worry about that one now and concentrate on this tag team match tonight.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You know it. These jokes want to talk about the previous guys that held the Pure Champion before I had it, then Predator can go right ahead. Everybody else that held it couldn't do shit with the Pure Championship and didn't make it great, and nobody else wasn't talking about it before I held it. That all changed now hasn't it Dan?

Dan Taylor: Everybody knows that the Pure Championship is only populat to talk about on Xplosion is only because of you.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: And who said people from L.A were dumb.

Dan Taylor: HEY MAN!!!

Derrick started to laugh shaking his head.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Predator, you want to talk about how trashy the Pure Championship is? It hasn't been trashy since the day I held it when it was put up for vacant at Final Cut and I nabbed the title. This title isn't trash as long as I hold it. I put the greatness into the belt, and have people talking about it. The day I fork the belt over and not want to be the champ anymore will be the day that the Pure Championship goes back in the gutters and goes back to be defended on Download because nobody will be able to step into my footsteps and follow what I've been doing. I accept all challenges come my way, whather your the top guy on Xplosion or your low-card, you want a shot at Sanderson..YOU GOT ONE. Predator, you want to call both of us endangered species huh? Your nothing but lunch meat to us motherfucker. Your going to wish you never stepped foot in the ring with us, and that goes for our little X-Division Champion too. You see, by the end of 2008, Derrick & Dan will be running Wednesday Night Xplosion and holding all the belts that the show got. We will have the tags, Dan will have the World & All-American, and I will be Pure & X-Division. Not one person can stand in our way and do anything about.

Dan Taylor: That's because we are the best, and that's just what we do.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Words of Wisdom from Xplosion's Franchise Killer.

Dan Taylor: Got that right EWE's Top Rated Asshole.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Guys think you can step and beat us? Try it, that's not going to bring you anywhere.

Derrick suddenly felt his cell phone vibrate again. He took it out and saw he had another text message. He looked at the number privately and it was Antonia.

Text Message: Got Time Derrick?

Derrick Text Message: Yeah, I'm with Dan now. I'll see you soon.

Text Message: Bye.

Derrick once again put the cell phone away looking back at Dan.

Dan Taylor: Who was that?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Velvet. They need me back at the arena. You ready?

Dan Taylor: Na. I'm going to watch this more. It's pretty funny.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Later man, have fun.

Dan nodded at Derrick. Derrick soon drove off back at the arena as the scene faded out.

[Kris Jaxson]

Numero 2.

[Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson]

Derrick was seen arriving back at the arena for Wednesday Night Xplosion. He parked his car, turned it off, and got out with the Pure Championship around his waist. He walked into the building, trying to find Antonia's lockeroom. He wasn't able to find her's yet so he asked around.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Where is Antonia Malone's lockeroom?

Stagehand Dave: You sure you want to go see her?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah, why?

Stagehand Dave: She's not in a good mood Derrick. She's been yelling in her lockeroom and cursing the name of Dan Taylor. The hell did Dan do?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Your guess is as good as mine. I have no idea, but she texted me and said she wanted to talk.

Stagehand Dave: Watch out, since your Dan's friend and tag team partner. She'll probably like try to kill you or something.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Please; I'm Derrick Fucking Sanderson. Death can't touch me, I'm better than death, better than Kris Jaxson & Predator put together. They don't think it, they will know tonight at Xplosion. Just a matter of hours, humilation is awaiting them. Kris Jaxson is from New Orleans just like I am; but I am the true hometown hero from the Orleans. You can't turn a corner without somebody praising the name of Derrick Sanderson. I'm a god in New Orleans. NCAA LSU Tiger Football Champion, NCAA Basketball LSU Tiger Champion, EWE Pure Champion. Kris Jaxson aint shit, and he will never be anything special. I helped out everything I could in New Orleans living their my whole life. I helped with Hurricane Katrina, gave all the money I could, helped out the homeless kids. What have you done Jaxson? NOT SHIT! I'm better, faster, and stronger than that two bit wannabe wrestler. I'm everything he wishes he wants to be. I got more talent in my left pinky then in his whole body. I could beat him at any sport because I'm just that good. Kris can tag a long with his buddy Predator, and Taylor/Sanderson will beat Jaxson/Predator.

Derrick was interrupted when he heard a loud scream coming from a lockeroom. Derrick cringed hearing it, and he knew where it came from and who did it.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Damn that doesn't sound good.

Stagehand Dave: You sure you want to go in there Sanderson?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Man, I got too. She texted me, so hopefully I can help out.

Stagehand Dave: Good luck Sanderson. I'll have the EMTs standing by incase anything bad happens.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Sure, okay.

Stagehand Dave: Where is Dan anyway?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: At the border watching the mexicans getting tasered by United States cops when they cross. Something I was doing a few hours ago watching them, beat the shit out of some for trying to steal my shit. They deserve it, but anyway, don't want to kept this girl waiting.

Derrick took a deep breath before walking away from Dave. Derrick walked a few feet and was right at Antonia's lockeroom. He was about to knock intill he heard her smash a lamp on the ground.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Derrick, what the hell are you doing? She's going to kick your ass. Chose your words wisely man.

Derrick shook his head.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Wait, what am I worried about? My sister is Jenna Sanderson. she's another bitch I know then gets mad and the clouds come down. Whatever happens; I know I'll be ready for this match in a few hours.

Derrick took a deep breath and knocked on her lockeroom door.

Antonia Malone: WHAT?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Uh, Antonia. It's Derrick.

Antonia Malone: Dammit Derrick, it's about time your ass gets here.

She walked over to the door, and opened it up. She glared right at Derrick, and looked around.

Antonia Malone: Where's Dan?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Not with me.

Antonia Malone: Get in here Derrick.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Your not going to stab me right?

Antonia Malone: If you say the wrong then, then yes.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Awww shit.

Antonia stepped aside so Derrick could walk into her room. Derrick looked around and it was completely trashed.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I uhhh, love how you redecorated in here.

Antonia Malone: Tell me Derrick. What the hell is wrong with your buddy Dan?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You mean your boyfriend?

Antonia Malone: Don't even call me that right now. After what he did too me, I can stand barely seeing him or change in the same room with him.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: The hell did Dan do? He didn't tell me, and I still don't know why your mad at him. All I want is us to be that happy team we are together like during the Royal Rumble when we all went to the club. Angelina, You and Velvet beat the shit out of the girls that were trying to pick up Dan & I. That was great.

Antonia Malone: Really now Derrick?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah, it was.

Antonia Malone: What I did to that girl is nothing how I feel about Dan right now.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Listen. I know Dan, he loves you a lot. We don't go for an hour without him talking about you. You make Dan's world and he's happy when your around. Yeah, I'm an asshole, proud of it, but I can give some good advice when I need too.

Antonia Malone: If he loves me, then why did Jenna call him?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Wish him good luck?

Antonia Malone: You seriously don't know, do you?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Not a damn clue.

Antonia Malone: Jenna called him because Dan purchased some flowers and some other stuff.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: So? For you right?

Antonia Malone: No Derrick.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: No?

At the point, Derrick ran his hand through his hair really confused not knowing what the hell was going on. He was seriously left in the dark.

Antonia Malone: He used it on his EWE Expense account.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: And?

Antonia Malone: It wasn't for me Derrick.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: For Jenna?

Antonia Malone: You got it. It is coming together?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Maybe it was something friendly. I gave Jenna flowers for Valentine Days because she's a good boss, and also some too Velvet & Angelina. Hell, they cooked me breakfast.

Antonia Malone: Still don't get it, do you Derrick?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Not really; but all I know is Dan loves you, he doesn't stop talking about you, you make him happy, and Taylor/Sanderson are going to beat the shit out of Jaxson/Predator and I hope you got our support.

Antonia Malone: Well good luck, but right now; I'm not too happy with Dan, but you got my support for the match Derrick.

Derrick looked around the mess of the lockeroom, laughed and looked back at her.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Sooo, ahh, you need help cleaning up?

Antonia Malone: No, I'll get one of my butlers to do it.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You get a butler for your lockeroom too?

Antonia Malone: Duh, I'm a trillionHEIRESS. Of course I do.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Well, that's pretty cool Antonia. I guess I'll see you later. When I see Dan again, try to talk to him and I'll send him to you.

Antonia Malone: If I don't kill him first.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Right.

Derrick walked out of her lockeroom, and once he did that. Antonia closed the door behind her. Derrick looked around and let a big breath.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I'm alive..WOOOO!! Still clueless in what the hell is going on, but whatever. As long as Dan is at tonights show in a few hours, and we beat the shit out of Mr. Look Funny Predator and the X-Division retard Kris Jaxson, it's all good because something like that is going to happen. Predator, you want to keep naming anybody else that has held the Pure Championship to make me seem worthless? Go on ahead Pred, whatever makes you feel happy in doing; but in the end, everybody that you will name doesn't mean shit. The only name that matters is the current Pure Champion Derrick Sanderson, Everybody that doesn't know the name will finally know what it is because Derrick Sanderson & Xplosion are forever and ever because I'm not moving. You can trash me just because I hold the low card belt on Xplosion; but sure as hell I'm not any damn low card wrestler on Xplosion. I'm a certified Xplosion Main Eventer and I proved that last week when I beat Android 18. This is a new fucking era in Xplosion, and it's the era of *The Sandman* and everybody is going to learn not to mess with me and keep their damn mouths shut when I'm backstage.

Derrick took off the Pure Championship that was around his waist, and adjusted it so it was now on his shoulder.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Some people would say they wouldn't be proud of the fact that they hold the low belt on Xplosion; but I'm damn proud of that fact. Keep on thinking I'm just this patheic little person who doesn't seem much in the ring; but in the end I'll prove your ass wrong. Pred/Jaxson, you two can hit the ring and say whatever you want and try to get these fucking mexicans behind you; everybody knows they believe anything they hear anyway so it just doesn't matter. Go ahead and talk your shit in the ring and get the fans behind you, but everybody will just see both of you are just blowing some damn smoke and not mean a damn word you say. When I was out in the ring, I meant every word I said, and I meant everything I was going to do. Taylor/Sanderson are the best team on Xplosion, Taylor/Sanderson are the best team in EWE, and Taylor/Sanderson are going to become the best ever tag tema on Xplosion because you put anybody in our path and we'll beat them without a problem. We will hold the tag team titles by the end of 2008. Predator, Jaxson, hold onto whatever your holding because it will be bumpy fucking ride for both of you.

Derrick looked around the arena to see if Dan has gotten back from the border yet, still no sign of him.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: He's not back, and I aint worried. Dan hasn't done me wrong since we've been a team and I haven't done him wrong. We might have two big egos, but two big egos can get the shit done in the ring together. If you haven't been a victim on my winning streak or haven't be PURELY DOMINATED yet, then you soon will be. Pred/Jaxson, your time is soon up for that. Your time is ticking down guys, and it's almost over for you. If you aint nervous yet, then you soon will be. Me? Victimized?

Derrick shook his head laughing.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Now that's some funny shit. I haven't been a victim since I debuted in EWE and on Xplosion and it's not going to start now. Everybody hates me, and wants to hurt me. I like to seem them all try, but one after another they all have failed like you both will. Stealth & Eli thought they could end my Pure Title reign; I proud them wrong, Damon James thought I couldn't stop the young stunna at Chill Factor and I did exactly that, not one person thought I was going to destroy Android 18 like the way I did, and I proved everybody wrong. I've been doing it since day one and it's going to continue. Predator, stop being jealous because I'm holding a belt, and you keep holding onto your dick because you aint got anything else to hold. I like to see you try to get that Brink of Extinction on me, but you'll see me reverse it, and even your little buddy Kris Faxson. You two can't compare to the All-American Champion and the Pure Champion. It just wont be done. Face facts, it's over for you both. Your guys are the underdogs for a reason, underdogs win sometimes; but sometimes they don't; in this case..THEY DONT!

Derrick turned around to walk the other corner, but was quickly met up by Velvet Sky who jumped into his arms.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Damn Baby. Miss me much?

Velvet Sky: Does this answer your question?

Velvet quickly wrapped her arms around the neck of Derrick, and liplocked him for a good five minutes intill pulling back and giggled.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I guess so, but where's the other half?

Velvet Sky: Interviews.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Oh, cool.

Velvet Sky: Derrick, she got to interview you. Now can I do it?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Sure, why not.

Derrick smirled letting her down standing on her own feet; before she could ask one question, Derrick quickly kissed her, pulled back with a smirk and she giggled again.

Velvet Sky: Your so cute.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I know.

Velvet Sky: Android 18 is already saying it's going to be a next time between you to and she's going to plow over you. Thoughts?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: That was said last time before we even locked up and look what happened. We face in the ring another time and it's going to be the same result of that. I'll dominate her like I did and make her look like my bitch in the end. If she doesn't get it, then she soon will.

Velvet Sky: You worried about being added to anybodies victim list?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Hell No I'm not worried about this match going in it. Jaxson & Predator can do everything they need to do to get themselves ready, but in the end, the better Xplosion team will be picking up the victory, and it's going to be me. Jaxson can do whatever he wants, Predator can keep farting up a fire and keep saying shit looks funny. All the jokes and games are aside, and it's go time soon boys. You think you can hang with the likes of greatness? The untouchable wrestlers of Xplosion? THE MOTHERFUCKING GODS OF XPLOSION? The AA & Pure Champion? Think again motherfuckers, your pain and misery is coming. If you don't like it, then too fucking bad because the hurt and domination is coming. You two can keep up with all the funny jokes about me all you want, but I'll show you want a real joke is, and that's having you as a X-Division Champion Jaxson, and it's having somebody like you on Xplosion Predator. Go back to the B Brand, because that all you are. Think you big scary tough guys going out to the ring with replica belts? Nice job boys on doing the most patheic thing a wrestler could do. You call me the joke, and when you guys are the jokes. I'll see you out there.

Derrick and Velvet walked away as the scene faded out.