Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Aug 31, 2008 15:14:11 GMT -5
OOC: Well, you guys already seen my first K~Dawg One, and My Derrick One over in the other boards, so I'm just going to continue on with the 2nd rps and stuff, instead of just trying to write over my two ones which would be a pain in the ASS!
As we left off in the last K~Dawg rp that been apartly deleted since the other boards got the deleted and I lost my rp because some ass hole could take his music being called crap by the owner so he had to take a hissy fit and delete everything the bitch way, and I never save my rps, so I couldn't predict the future on what was about to happen. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter, his girlfriend Lillie, and their son Sean Joseph Porter were in Kurtis' car going somewhere that Kurtis kept saying it was a surprise and wasn't going to tell Lillie about it, we finally catch up to them as Kurtis was still driving to that one place, and Lillie still wanted to know what it was.
Lillie: Kurtis, come on now babe. Where we going?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You'll see in a few babe, chillax.
Lillie: You're not taking to me an abonded place, taking an axe and chopping me up into little pieces...are you?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Do I look like the kinda person that would actually think of doing that? Hell no, I would never do that to the mother of my kind and da shawty dat I love. Trust me baby, it's aight, they are already expecting us.
Lillie: They?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah..They.
Lillie looked at Kurtis shaking her head, obviously this was a surprise he wanted to keep from Lillie, but she was going to respect the fact that he didn't want to tell her, atleast as she isn't dead and Kurtis didn't want to kill her, she was going to have to deal with that face. Kurtis looked over at her and smiled, Kurtis stopped at a redlight, leaned over to Lillie, kissed her on the lips, took his dorag off, and then suddenly wrapped it around her eyes.
Lillie: What are you doing Porter?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: CHILL LIL! It's all good.
Lillie just sighed and went along with it finally, whereever Kurtis was going, she knew it was fine. Sean was in the backseat in his carseat just playing along with his rattle that has the EWE logo on his. Kurtis smirked hearing how much fun his son was having and FINALLY they arrived at the destination they were at. Kurtis parked the car, and turned it off, Lillie then suddenly noticed the car stopped.
Lillie: We here?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah shawty.
Lillie quickly took off the dorag that was covering her eyes, she looked around and it was Frank & Meg Porter, the parents of Kurtis' house. Kurtis was parked right behind his dad's hummer, Lillie looked over at Kurtis weird.
Lillie: You couldn't tell me we were going to you're parents house why?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh I could, I just like to freak you out sometimes.
Kurtis smirked and stuck out his tounge at Lillie, Lillie shook her head at Kurtis and punched him right in the arm before getting Sean out of the car from the carseat. Kurtis laughed as he got out of the car, shutting his door and walking over to her.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: What? I was kidding around.
Lillie: You always know I hate it when you play suspicious and you don't tell me anything that's going on Kurtis, you know that freaks me out a little bit.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah I know, I would never think of killing you Lillie, I love ya too much to dat to ya shawty, your da motha to our son and he needs a mother in his lyfe and who else is gon' really do that if you ever go away anyway? Nobody else because you've been da motherly type ever since I went away back to EWE ta do ma wrestling thang. I got a great family, and I gots a get wrestling career, and I got great friends backing me up whenever I do hit up dat ring, even when I've been struggling big time, I got some of da greatest fans in da entire world, when they know I've been hit hard, da kru still got mah back through thick and thin no matter what's going on, and I always know I can count on ya Lil if something ever goes wrong. Sean, you, and EWE are practically mah life, and if any of those things eva go down, I dun know what I would do.
Lillie: Well EWE did go down for a while and you stood home with us.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Pretty much, but you know I'm ready to take home what could possibly be mine after Summerslam is ova and dats the EWE Undisputed Championship.
Lillie: Of course babe, you are more then ready to finally win that and put it around your waist and finally call yourself the EWE Undisputed Champion, if anybody deserves it around EWE, it's going to be you, I just no it and I don't have any doubt. You've worked hard all around EWE and everybody knows that, hey, you are one of the most hard working EWE stars around and you are know for your big heart and dedication to the ring.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I'm not going to settle for anything less, it's either the Undisputed Championship or nothing else.
Lillie finally got Sean out of the car, Kurtis got out the stroller from the trunk and Lillie put Sean in the stroller; when Kurtis said that last thing, she looked back over to him.
Lillie: What happens if you do win the International Title or become the No.1 Contender or the X-Division title or the No.1 Contender to it?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I'll go straight up to Stephanie McMahon after the match is over, and had the belt back to her or my No.1 Contenders spot and she can pass it over to the next deserving person who worked their ass off for it, hell I've seen Jesse Woods work in da hard, and da homie is pretty damn good, I happen to win those two, I might just pass it over to him, being International Champion fo' Woods might give da kid a little boost that he needs.
Lillie: Think Steph would go for that?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Who knows? It would be like the first time dat a McMahon was pissed at me fo' some reason. Ha, anybody remember Vince or Shane McMahon? Shane even putting mah ass No.1 in the Royal Rumble trying to screw me over. Ah well. The Triple Phase Challenge match, pretty much anythang can happen in dis match and anybody could walk out da champion, weird stuff is about to happen I can promise that and new boundaries are going to be set. This is the kind of match that bodies are broken, people become legends, and the legends become even more legendary. Everybody wants to make a name fo' themselve in dis match and it's just finally my time to shine and hold dat Undisputed Championship and show er'body that I haven't missed a step and I'm still da same ole' dawg everybody loves.
Lillie: I don't think you missed anything baby, you just got a course of bad luck as of late.
Kurtis just nodded as Lillie started to push the stroller up to Kurtis' parents house, halfway up, Sean started to cry, mommies instinct Lillie already knew what Sean wanted and handed Sean a bottle of milk to him and Sean started to drink it. Kurtis just looked at her and laughed.
Lillie: What? Mom's instinct, I know what our son wanted.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah, while I would be standing here trying to figure out what his problem was not knowing what Sean wanted.
Lillie smirked tapping Kurtis on the shoulder shaking her head.
Lillie: It's because you're a guy honey, you wouldn't understand.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: HEY!!!!...Well yeah, pretty much true.0
Kurtis only laughed about that as they reached the front door, Kurtis held the screen door open and knocked on the door and a few minutes the door was opening and Kurtis' dad Frank Porter answered the door. Frank smiled wide seeing Kurtis & Lillie and even their son Sean.
Frank Porter: Well look who's here. My Son, My Grandchild, and my future daughter in law.
Kurtis looked at his dad weird after saying that, Kurtis looked over at Lillie and shrugged his shoulders, Lillie just shrugged as well going with that. Kurtis smiled and tapped his dad on the shoulder.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: What's happening Pops?
Frank Porter: Nothing much Kurtis, your mother and I was just hanging out in the living room watching tv, doing nothing really. We didn't expect to see you guys, last time we seen you three was the week before you went back to EWE Kurtis, by the way, how's it like being back there?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Ah, pretty good pops, going through a lil' rough patch with a string of losses, but it's all good and ya know I'm part of Summerslam in dat Triple Phase Match.
Frank Porter: In Honolulu, Hawaii right?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You got it.
Frank Porter: Right, we already got Summerslam ordered anyway so we can finally watch you realize your dream of finally becoming EWE Undisputed Champion.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Fo' Real?
Before Frank could respond to that, Kurtis' mother Meg Porter came into the door and gave her son one of the biggest hugs she could give him which totally caught Kurtis off guard. Kurtis look at Frank and he shrugged.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: WHOA! Damn ma, I don't think I can breathe.
Meg didn't let go either, she gave Kurtis another hug, she then noticed Lillie and smiled, she let go of Kurtis and gave Lillie the same hug she gave Kurtis which also caught Lillie of guard. Kurtis looked back at Frank.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: What's wit ma?
Frank Porter: She's been like that all week son, I honestly have no clue.
Lillie: It's good seeing you two Meg.
Meg Porter: Come on you guys, let's get inside the house so I can hold my grandchild.
You didn't need to say anymore to them, Frank held the door open for Kurtis, Lillie, and Meg. When they got inside, Kurtis didn't sit down, only leaned against the wall with his arms folded, Lillie sat down, and took Sean out of the stroller, and put Sean on her lap, Frank sat back down. Meg smiled seeing Sean.
Meg Porter: Can I hold him?
Lillie: Sure.
Lillie handed Sean over to Meg, as she smiled looking right at Sean and he even smiled right back at her. Those two played for awhile.
Frank Porter: You guys need anything? Food or drinks?
Lillie: No, I'm fine.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Na pops, I'm good.
Frank Porter: Anyway, how are you getting to Hawaii? Not exactly you can really drive there.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Remember mah homie Travis Kooper dat lives in the BX?
Frank Porter: Yeah.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Well, we are gon' meet him after dis at da airport and he's letting us use his private jet to get to Hawaii.
Frank Porter: That's pretty cool for him to do.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah, Koop has always been there whenever I need da guy for something as in a favor and he always came through.
Lillie: This guy over here has just been taking it easy getting to Hawaii, he doesn't want to overhype himself for this triple phase match, something like that he already knows might cost him.
Frank Porter: Look at my boy, he was made to be a champion, and I know he's going to walk away with the Undisputed Championship across his waist after the match is all said and done with. You've worked really hard to get to the point where you've been at Kurtis, everybody seen the evolution of my son in EWE from show opener to a main event star. You should get what you deserve.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Like I've told er'body, I'm gon' try my best and not settle fo' anything less. I'm going to make it too the second phase, and I'm going to make it to the triple phase and I don't give a damn who's still in there with me, I will knock them out. Friends, enemies, I don't care, nobody will stand in my way of getting what I really want. This is my destiny, and my destiny awaits. Umaga, White Tiger, Rikku, Sean Lewis, Derrick Sanderson..whoever else, I'm getting rid of dem all and making my way as da champ.
Meg Porter: Kurtis, hear about your brother?
Frank Porter: Meg, I don't think Kurtis wants to hear what happened to Chad.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh what did that fool do now?
Meg Porter: Tried to rob a liquor store, but got caught and is in jail right now for six months.
Kurtis just kinda laughed at that and shook his head, Kurtis was actually the good son, and Chad Porter aka better know to everybody in EWE as FUSE was the trouble maker brother who always got caught for something stupid. This actually didn't surprise Kurtis at all.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Same old Chad, never gets old.
?: HOL' UP!!! IS dat?..Oh hell yeah..It's CuZO DAWG!!
Kurtis hearing that noise coming from out of nowhere, he looked up seeing somebody coming from the kitchen, Kurtis rubbed his eyes, smirking seeing who it was.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Cousin Rob Raymond..what the hell are you doing around hurr homie?
Rob Raymond: Decided to drop by and see da folx and see yo' ass and see what you was up too. I heard about you going back to EWE and doing yo' thang, and I heard about your match at Summerslam..YO!!! Dat belt is good as yours son! Nobody compares to that legend known as K~DAWG!
Lillie: Uhhhh, Kurtis. One family member I never met before?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: OOOOH!!! Mah bad shawty. Lil, this is my cousin from the A-T-L Rob Raymond. Rob mostly stays down there and is an underground rapper. Wait a minute, I thought yo' ass was in jail fo' possession?
Rob Raymond: Dat weed wasn't mine homie, it was D-Lock's who put it in mah car and I got framed for it. He finally fessed up a few weeks later after I got the cuffs on me, and he was sent ta jail.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Dat's good then, but Rob, dis mah girl Lillie and over der wit mah mom is our son Sean.
Rob Raymond: Neva thought I'd see da day where you be a dad Kurtis.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah well I am, and it's pretty damn awesome.
Rob Raymond: That's awesome though, but yeah, pretty much came out to Detriot to watch Summerslam with da folx, and see you do yo' thang at Summerslam and get dat gold. You can beat anybody without a problem and I know it.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Well, thanks then Rob.
Lillie looked over at Sean in Meg's shoulders, and it looked like Sean was having fun hanging out with Meg, Frank was leaning back in his chair watching the Detroit Tigers came, Kurtis was still leaning against the wall talking to Rob. Kurtis had one huge family of cousins, aunts and uncles that would appear out of nowhere which Rob just mostly did.
Rob Raymond: Any fine dimes in EWE that are single that you could hook me up wit?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I honestly don't know who's single in EWE, don't really pay attention ta dat anymo.'
Rob Raymond: What about dat shawty Rikku? She's a fine dime herself, wouldn't mind her.
Kutis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yo, she's one of mah good friends, she's too damn hyper fo' yo' ass Rob. Trust me, I've seen her backstage and she bounces off da freakin' walls. Give her three pixie stixx and it's ova, don't even be around da shawty.
Lillie: Oh trust me Rob, it's bad. I was backstage with Kurtis hanging out with Rikku, Sean Lewis and White Tiger that one time where Kurtis handed Rikku three stixx and she ate them at the exact same time..dear god, we had to put a straight jacket on her to calm Rikku down.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Was a lot of fun to watch something like that happen though, girl be talking like 100 mph, not even understanding a damn word she was saying.
Frank Porter: Who you think is going to give you the toughest challenge to win this match son?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: A lot of people are going to be tough to beat, but I got to say it's gon' be a toss up between: Rikku & White Tiger.
Meg Porter: No Android 18?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: She's retired.
Meg Porter: I guess you didn't hear. 18 actually came back from her little retirement and she's part of the match now.
Lillie looked at Kurtis after Meg said that, fully well knowing the little history between Kurtis and 18, Kurtis only smirked, rubbing his chin and only smiled about that one.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Aight then, more competition, that's pretty damn cool in mah eyes. It's good fo' EWE to have 18 back, she does great things in da ring. Make it three then: Rikku, White Tiger and Android 18. I think I can get past 18 anyway.
Rob Raymond: You betta watch out fo' dat fireball kid.
Kurtis looked at Rob shaking his head giving him a "WHAT THE FUCK" look.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeaaah, thanks for the heads up Rob, but I already knew that. We gotta start heading ta da airport anyway. Ma, Pops, Cuzo, good seeing you guys again.
Frank Porter: Next time we see you, you'll be the Undisputed Champ.
Kurtis smiled about that, he would love that, but he knew it would be tough. Meg handed Sean back over to Lillie, hugs, handpounds, and handshakes all around. Kurtis & Lillie walked out of the house, getting back to Kurtis' car, Lillie put Sean in the backseat into the carseat, Kurtis turned on the car, and soon they drove off to the airport as the scene faded out.
As we left off in the last K~Dawg rp that been apartly deleted since the other boards got the deleted and I lost my rp because some ass hole could take his music being called crap by the owner so he had to take a hissy fit and delete everything the bitch way, and I never save my rps, so I couldn't predict the future on what was about to happen. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter, his girlfriend Lillie, and their son Sean Joseph Porter were in Kurtis' car going somewhere that Kurtis kept saying it was a surprise and wasn't going to tell Lillie about it, we finally catch up to them as Kurtis was still driving to that one place, and Lillie still wanted to know what it was.
Lillie: Kurtis, come on now babe. Where we going?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You'll see in a few babe, chillax.
Lillie: You're not taking to me an abonded place, taking an axe and chopping me up into little pieces...are you?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Do I look like the kinda person that would actually think of doing that? Hell no, I would never do that to the mother of my kind and da shawty dat I love. Trust me baby, it's aight, they are already expecting us.
Lillie: They?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah..They.
Lillie looked at Kurtis shaking her head, obviously this was a surprise he wanted to keep from Lillie, but she was going to respect the fact that he didn't want to tell her, atleast as she isn't dead and Kurtis didn't want to kill her, she was going to have to deal with that face. Kurtis looked over at her and smiled, Kurtis stopped at a redlight, leaned over to Lillie, kissed her on the lips, took his dorag off, and then suddenly wrapped it around her eyes.
Lillie: What are you doing Porter?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: CHILL LIL! It's all good.
Lillie just sighed and went along with it finally, whereever Kurtis was going, she knew it was fine. Sean was in the backseat in his carseat just playing along with his rattle that has the EWE logo on his. Kurtis smirked hearing how much fun his son was having and FINALLY they arrived at the destination they were at. Kurtis parked the car, and turned it off, Lillie then suddenly noticed the car stopped.
Lillie: We here?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah shawty.
Lillie quickly took off the dorag that was covering her eyes, she looked around and it was Frank & Meg Porter, the parents of Kurtis' house. Kurtis was parked right behind his dad's hummer, Lillie looked over at Kurtis weird.
Lillie: You couldn't tell me we were going to you're parents house why?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh I could, I just like to freak you out sometimes.
Kurtis smirked and stuck out his tounge at Lillie, Lillie shook her head at Kurtis and punched him right in the arm before getting Sean out of the car from the carseat. Kurtis laughed as he got out of the car, shutting his door and walking over to her.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: What? I was kidding around.
Lillie: You always know I hate it when you play suspicious and you don't tell me anything that's going on Kurtis, you know that freaks me out a little bit.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah I know, I would never think of killing you Lillie, I love ya too much to dat to ya shawty, your da motha to our son and he needs a mother in his lyfe and who else is gon' really do that if you ever go away anyway? Nobody else because you've been da motherly type ever since I went away back to EWE ta do ma wrestling thang. I got a great family, and I gots a get wrestling career, and I got great friends backing me up whenever I do hit up dat ring, even when I've been struggling big time, I got some of da greatest fans in da entire world, when they know I've been hit hard, da kru still got mah back through thick and thin no matter what's going on, and I always know I can count on ya Lil if something ever goes wrong. Sean, you, and EWE are practically mah life, and if any of those things eva go down, I dun know what I would do.
Lillie: Well EWE did go down for a while and you stood home with us.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Pretty much, but you know I'm ready to take home what could possibly be mine after Summerslam is ova and dats the EWE Undisputed Championship.
Lillie: Of course babe, you are more then ready to finally win that and put it around your waist and finally call yourself the EWE Undisputed Champion, if anybody deserves it around EWE, it's going to be you, I just no it and I don't have any doubt. You've worked hard all around EWE and everybody knows that, hey, you are one of the most hard working EWE stars around and you are know for your big heart and dedication to the ring.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I'm not going to settle for anything less, it's either the Undisputed Championship or nothing else.
Lillie finally got Sean out of the car, Kurtis got out the stroller from the trunk and Lillie put Sean in the stroller; when Kurtis said that last thing, she looked back over to him.
Lillie: What happens if you do win the International Title or become the No.1 Contender or the X-Division title or the No.1 Contender to it?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I'll go straight up to Stephanie McMahon after the match is over, and had the belt back to her or my No.1 Contenders spot and she can pass it over to the next deserving person who worked their ass off for it, hell I've seen Jesse Woods work in da hard, and da homie is pretty damn good, I happen to win those two, I might just pass it over to him, being International Champion fo' Woods might give da kid a little boost that he needs.
Lillie: Think Steph would go for that?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Who knows? It would be like the first time dat a McMahon was pissed at me fo' some reason. Ha, anybody remember Vince or Shane McMahon? Shane even putting mah ass No.1 in the Royal Rumble trying to screw me over. Ah well. The Triple Phase Challenge match, pretty much anythang can happen in dis match and anybody could walk out da champion, weird stuff is about to happen I can promise that and new boundaries are going to be set. This is the kind of match that bodies are broken, people become legends, and the legends become even more legendary. Everybody wants to make a name fo' themselve in dis match and it's just finally my time to shine and hold dat Undisputed Championship and show er'body that I haven't missed a step and I'm still da same ole' dawg everybody loves.
Lillie: I don't think you missed anything baby, you just got a course of bad luck as of late.
Kurtis just nodded as Lillie started to push the stroller up to Kurtis' parents house, halfway up, Sean started to cry, mommies instinct Lillie already knew what Sean wanted and handed Sean a bottle of milk to him and Sean started to drink it. Kurtis just looked at her and laughed.
Lillie: What? Mom's instinct, I know what our son wanted.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah, while I would be standing here trying to figure out what his problem was not knowing what Sean wanted.
Lillie smirked tapping Kurtis on the shoulder shaking her head.
Lillie: It's because you're a guy honey, you wouldn't understand.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: HEY!!!!...Well yeah, pretty much true.0
Kurtis only laughed about that as they reached the front door, Kurtis held the screen door open and knocked on the door and a few minutes the door was opening and Kurtis' dad Frank Porter answered the door. Frank smiled wide seeing Kurtis & Lillie and even their son Sean.
Frank Porter: Well look who's here. My Son, My Grandchild, and my future daughter in law.
Kurtis looked at his dad weird after saying that, Kurtis looked over at Lillie and shrugged his shoulders, Lillie just shrugged as well going with that. Kurtis smiled and tapped his dad on the shoulder.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: What's happening Pops?
Frank Porter: Nothing much Kurtis, your mother and I was just hanging out in the living room watching tv, doing nothing really. We didn't expect to see you guys, last time we seen you three was the week before you went back to EWE Kurtis, by the way, how's it like being back there?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Ah, pretty good pops, going through a lil' rough patch with a string of losses, but it's all good and ya know I'm part of Summerslam in dat Triple Phase Match.
Frank Porter: In Honolulu, Hawaii right?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You got it.
Frank Porter: Right, we already got Summerslam ordered anyway so we can finally watch you realize your dream of finally becoming EWE Undisputed Champion.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Fo' Real?
Before Frank could respond to that, Kurtis' mother Meg Porter came into the door and gave her son one of the biggest hugs she could give him which totally caught Kurtis off guard. Kurtis look at Frank and he shrugged.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: WHOA! Damn ma, I don't think I can breathe.
Meg didn't let go either, she gave Kurtis another hug, she then noticed Lillie and smiled, she let go of Kurtis and gave Lillie the same hug she gave Kurtis which also caught Lillie of guard. Kurtis looked back at Frank.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: What's wit ma?
Frank Porter: She's been like that all week son, I honestly have no clue.
Lillie: It's good seeing you two Meg.
Meg Porter: Come on you guys, let's get inside the house so I can hold my grandchild.
You didn't need to say anymore to them, Frank held the door open for Kurtis, Lillie, and Meg. When they got inside, Kurtis didn't sit down, only leaned against the wall with his arms folded, Lillie sat down, and took Sean out of the stroller, and put Sean on her lap, Frank sat back down. Meg smiled seeing Sean.
Meg Porter: Can I hold him?
Lillie: Sure.
Lillie handed Sean over to Meg, as she smiled looking right at Sean and he even smiled right back at her. Those two played for awhile.
Frank Porter: You guys need anything? Food or drinks?
Lillie: No, I'm fine.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Na pops, I'm good.
Frank Porter: Anyway, how are you getting to Hawaii? Not exactly you can really drive there.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Remember mah homie Travis Kooper dat lives in the BX?
Frank Porter: Yeah.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Well, we are gon' meet him after dis at da airport and he's letting us use his private jet to get to Hawaii.
Frank Porter: That's pretty cool for him to do.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah, Koop has always been there whenever I need da guy for something as in a favor and he always came through.
Lillie: This guy over here has just been taking it easy getting to Hawaii, he doesn't want to overhype himself for this triple phase match, something like that he already knows might cost him.
Frank Porter: Look at my boy, he was made to be a champion, and I know he's going to walk away with the Undisputed Championship across his waist after the match is all said and done with. You've worked really hard to get to the point where you've been at Kurtis, everybody seen the evolution of my son in EWE from show opener to a main event star. You should get what you deserve.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Like I've told er'body, I'm gon' try my best and not settle fo' anything less. I'm going to make it too the second phase, and I'm going to make it to the triple phase and I don't give a damn who's still in there with me, I will knock them out. Friends, enemies, I don't care, nobody will stand in my way of getting what I really want. This is my destiny, and my destiny awaits. Umaga, White Tiger, Rikku, Sean Lewis, Derrick Sanderson..whoever else, I'm getting rid of dem all and making my way as da champ.
Meg Porter: Kurtis, hear about your brother?
Frank Porter: Meg, I don't think Kurtis wants to hear what happened to Chad.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh what did that fool do now?
Meg Porter: Tried to rob a liquor store, but got caught and is in jail right now for six months.
Kurtis just kinda laughed at that and shook his head, Kurtis was actually the good son, and Chad Porter aka better know to everybody in EWE as FUSE was the trouble maker brother who always got caught for something stupid. This actually didn't surprise Kurtis at all.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Same old Chad, never gets old.
?: HOL' UP!!! IS dat?..Oh hell yeah..It's CuZO DAWG!!
Kurtis hearing that noise coming from out of nowhere, he looked up seeing somebody coming from the kitchen, Kurtis rubbed his eyes, smirking seeing who it was.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Cousin Rob Raymond..what the hell are you doing around hurr homie?
Rob Raymond: Decided to drop by and see da folx and see yo' ass and see what you was up too. I heard about you going back to EWE and doing yo' thang, and I heard about your match at Summerslam..YO!!! Dat belt is good as yours son! Nobody compares to that legend known as K~DAWG!
Lillie: Uhhhh, Kurtis. One family member I never met before?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: OOOOH!!! Mah bad shawty. Lil, this is my cousin from the A-T-L Rob Raymond. Rob mostly stays down there and is an underground rapper. Wait a minute, I thought yo' ass was in jail fo' possession?
Rob Raymond: Dat weed wasn't mine homie, it was D-Lock's who put it in mah car and I got framed for it. He finally fessed up a few weeks later after I got the cuffs on me, and he was sent ta jail.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Dat's good then, but Rob, dis mah girl Lillie and over der wit mah mom is our son Sean.
Rob Raymond: Neva thought I'd see da day where you be a dad Kurtis.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah well I am, and it's pretty damn awesome.
Rob Raymond: That's awesome though, but yeah, pretty much came out to Detriot to watch Summerslam with da folx, and see you do yo' thang at Summerslam and get dat gold. You can beat anybody without a problem and I know it.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Well, thanks then Rob.
Lillie looked over at Sean in Meg's shoulders, and it looked like Sean was having fun hanging out with Meg, Frank was leaning back in his chair watching the Detroit Tigers came, Kurtis was still leaning against the wall talking to Rob. Kurtis had one huge family of cousins, aunts and uncles that would appear out of nowhere which Rob just mostly did.
Rob Raymond: Any fine dimes in EWE that are single that you could hook me up wit?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I honestly don't know who's single in EWE, don't really pay attention ta dat anymo.'
Rob Raymond: What about dat shawty Rikku? She's a fine dime herself, wouldn't mind her.
Kutis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yo, she's one of mah good friends, she's too damn hyper fo' yo' ass Rob. Trust me, I've seen her backstage and she bounces off da freakin' walls. Give her three pixie stixx and it's ova, don't even be around da shawty.
Lillie: Oh trust me Rob, it's bad. I was backstage with Kurtis hanging out with Rikku, Sean Lewis and White Tiger that one time where Kurtis handed Rikku three stixx and she ate them at the exact same time..dear god, we had to put a straight jacket on her to calm Rikku down.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Was a lot of fun to watch something like that happen though, girl be talking like 100 mph, not even understanding a damn word she was saying.
Frank Porter: Who you think is going to give you the toughest challenge to win this match son?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: A lot of people are going to be tough to beat, but I got to say it's gon' be a toss up between: Rikku & White Tiger.
Meg Porter: No Android 18?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: She's retired.
Meg Porter: I guess you didn't hear. 18 actually came back from her little retirement and she's part of the match now.
Lillie looked at Kurtis after Meg said that, fully well knowing the little history between Kurtis and 18, Kurtis only smirked, rubbing his chin and only smiled about that one.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Aight then, more competition, that's pretty damn cool in mah eyes. It's good fo' EWE to have 18 back, she does great things in da ring. Make it three then: Rikku, White Tiger and Android 18. I think I can get past 18 anyway.
Rob Raymond: You betta watch out fo' dat fireball kid.
Kurtis looked at Rob shaking his head giving him a "WHAT THE FUCK" look.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeaaah, thanks for the heads up Rob, but I already knew that. We gotta start heading ta da airport anyway. Ma, Pops, Cuzo, good seeing you guys again.
Frank Porter: Next time we see you, you'll be the Undisputed Champ.
Kurtis smiled about that, he would love that, but he knew it would be tough. Meg handed Sean back over to Lillie, hugs, handpounds, and handshakes all around. Kurtis & Lillie walked out of the house, getting back to Kurtis' car, Lillie put Sean in the backseat into the carseat, Kurtis turned on the car, and soon they drove off to the airport as the scene faded out.