Scotty's SS rp(I saved ONE of em!)

[Scotty Blaze]

The scene takes place in on a cruise ship towards Hawaii. The tour bus Scotty is on is using a cruise ship to get to Honolulu. Scotty is sombered up a little from his trip on land. He is out of the bus and getting fresh air. He is relaxing while on the bus fans are starting up an "EWE" chant which is driving the other passengers on board the ship insane. Damon James is relaxing in a pool on the ship and Trisha and bathing in the sun. Scotty is staring at the sky laying down in a lawn chair that he set up. He is seen smoking a cigarette and looks up and wonders.

Scotty: How many people even though they know I'm in this match will take me seriously? How many? Estrada will be speaking on Umaga's half naturally and Estrada probably has some drug jokes ready for me to hear. Oh well. Everyone will think "oh the stupid stoner has no chance in hell". Everyone is thinking "why is he even in this match he beat NO ONE to get in it". The best thing he did recently was rejoin EWE. That's the best highlight I got so far in the new era. Stephanie McMahon smart kid like her dad sees potential in me though. She sees a new era. She doesn't see the old school era. She wants to see a NEW SCHOOL ERA! New boss new kind of era right? Ciaran Michaels he will be EWE's R-V-D without the pot and without the fact he'll FINALLY capture the EWE Undisputed Championship. I'm hear to crush him like the 9th of December except without the unwanted help to help me out. I can beat Ciaran on my own and I will prove it eventually. He's talented, but no Scotty Blaze.

Scotty finishes his cigarette and actually uses an ashtray instead of just flicking it into the ocean. He then looks to see if staff is around and doesn't see anyone as he then grabs into his pocket and pulls out a joint he rolled to kick back on this trip with. He lights it up and smokes it slowly so he can address the other competition in this match.

Scotty: Also as I was talking on a new era and Umaga there is another name for this NEW ERA of EWE. "The Samoan Bulldozer" is a guy who honestly I can't punch down. I can't kick him down. Hell I'll be lucky just to slam the dude down ONCE in this match. I won't be debuting my new special on him dudes too huge for that shit. It doesn't mean I don't have other weapons to take down the EWE's newest and possibly most dangerous monster. He is a man of the new era and possibly a great foe for down the road. He will be the biggiest target aswell due to his size and power. No one wants to truely face him in the other rounds. The final two even with him being a Superheavyweight I wouldn't really want to be against him in that situation. That motherfucka proved to Brutality that he's the top superheavyweight even though Brutality isn't that much of a challenge. Hell Damon smacked him around in 37 seconds. Umaga though will be plotted against to get him out of the Battle Royal part of the match. Will it work? Hopefully! I'm with Tiger and everyone else plotting against Umaga. The thing is who wants to work with the guy who just walked back into the company and WALKED ON IN THIS MATCH?

It seems to me that Assasin so far has taken the smartest approach to this match. He's not overly arrogant like most of the competition. He knows which side is up and which side is down in this match. Hell even #18 who was a runner up in this match type before is already OVERCONFIDENT! Assasin is playing this match smartly and I expect him to put on his best show in this match aswell. I'm not taking him for granted. I've scouted the EWE before I was officially signed back to EWE. Assasin can be a threat unless we see the Assasin of last year. That Assasin had cronies, but still couldn't get the job done. THREE CRONIES and he STILL DIDN'T GET THE JOB DONE! The Assasin I've seen in this EWE is possibly the one way before my time in the EWE. So I'm going to keep an eye on him aswell as everyone else.

Scotty sits there and finishes up his joint and puts it out. He sees someone's fishing pole that is unattended. He places the joint inside some left around thing of powerbait. He goes back to his seat and then he sees a guy go to the equipment and cast off with the pole using the powerbait as bait.

Scotty: Dude don't know he's got a dead joint in his bait. Now onto the ever comedic former champion Rikku. Another name I should focus on. Sure I never had a match against her. I remember that the S.E.X. members and ALL THREE OF THEM were top contenders for the EWE Championship. Gino, Ciaran, and Rikku. Rikku obviously the best of the three is one of the favorites to win this match. Someone who people are going to want to try to eliminate quick, but the first phase will be in her advantage as the 2008 Royal Rumble Winner. So would it be smart to target Rikku first? Of course not. I'mma try to be smart like Assasin on this sure I've been on nothing but drugs lately. Assasin though has this all right. This is a match you really have to think on and keep your ego out of. I'm taking this match differently than others will. So how do I combat Rikku? I'll find out during Phase One.

Now another who has the advantage in Phase One would be White Tiger who has won himself a few Battle Royals in his time. One along time ago and another him and #18 co-won to face Hayden when they both came up just a little bit short against him. Still White Tiger is another name I have to figure out how to combat against. Studying an opponent I learned isn't the best way to fight them. Fighting them is the best way to learn how to fight them. I can easily say oh he's just washed up. Sure a new era of the EWE is coming up, but I know White Tiger won't let the era of the old school era die. Him and a few others in this match won't. White Tiger may think of me as a nobody, a drug addict, a criminal, but I will try to prove to him I am more than what people think of me. He will learn that I am in this match for a good reason. As I said earlier I got respect for those of the old school era well MOST of the old school era in this match.

Now the final person with the advantage in Phase One has the advantage in Phases two and three aswell for being in this match before. Another big name of an older era Android #18 has the best given advantage in this whole match. Now she was the real surprise everyone was thinking on. Now that it's announced it's going to put fear in some of these new school characters. NOT ME THOUGH! I learned fears hold people back and I REFUSE to be held back. If I had fears though #18 not for the reason your a girl I still woudln't fear you, but for the reason that everytime that fireball hits theres a team with fire extinguishers out there just in case of that EACH AND EVERYONE of your matches. Monsters aren't to be feared and neither are psycho bitches. Sure you probably take that as a compliment as it does play well to your persona. Hell your destruction path can put 10 of Umaga's to shame. F.B.I. agents? Hell thats the only authority figure I HAVEN'T FOUGHT YET! So to say your washed up makes me look like a crack addict for old school era or new school era it'll suck to be champion with you on the hunt for the top prize. I admit this NOT TO BE A KISSASS, but for the destruction you have caused hell my protege is still feeling the fiery flames and that was over a FUCKIN YEAR AGO! I just want to learn how to do that shit so I don't need to use a lighter anymore. I only know that ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN inside the ring so be ready for ANYTHING!

Scotty then sits there pondering on stradegies and he has a quick flashback of his last match and then quickly gets a little rage in him.

Scotty: Predator! Remember me? How you doing? How do you think your chances are in this match? I'll tell you how them chances are. YOUR FUCKED! You know why? YOU KNOW WHY? It's for you stuck your nose in MY BUSINESS! You got involved when I was about to become a 2x International Champion. I would've been closer to getting back to that MAIN EVENT SPOT! That spot I've wanted back for SO FREAKING LONG! Then out of nowhere you came out and attacked me. Hit my bad knee and I was out of action. I wasn't even able to compete and left EWE before it closed injured sitting at home having to watch OTHERS get near that spot I DESERVE! A spot I busted my ass for. What you wanted a rematch or something for that belt? I would've GIVEN you one after I won. All you had to do was ask. Is it, because I came close to erasing your name out of the books? I FAILED SO GET OVER IT! Yeah I'll admit when I failed. This Sunday your quest for the title YOUR GOING TO FAIL! Walking around going "you look funny" that won't help you. For you will fail to THE FEATURE PRESENTATION! I'm going to make sure you don't see the other phases. That's MY MAIN MISSION in this match besides walking out EWE CHAMPION! Be ready for yet another SummerSlam loss. This time courtesy of ME!

Scotty then thinks away of his hatred towards Predator who back then was only helping his partner. Scotty is trying to release his hatred and try to get focused and back to the state of mind he was in before. Damon James gets out of the pool and walks over to Scotty to try to talk stradegy with him.

Damon: You got a stradegy for this match Scotty?

Scotty: Yeah I'mma play this smart and try not to make more enemies than I already have before the match. I'm not trying to go for the jobber look I'm going for more of that professional look as if there isn't a care in the world. It's not working out for me that good though.

Damon: Flashbacks of your knee injury?

Scotty: They're less frequiet and they won't stop until I do something about it. That's what SummerSlam is for even though it's not going to truely solve any beef I got. Hell all beef made in this match isn't going to be solved during the match. There will be alot of drama for the EWE lockeroom after this match. Alot of feuds are going to be made in this match. This match is a good idea to put on a show for the fans. It's also a bad idea knowing that this match is going to bring out a dark side in everyone. Every coldhearted trick that can be pulled will be pulled. This match will make friends into enemies, enemies into mortal enemies, and mortal enemies into a definition of hate on the eye of the wrestler. For people already having that one definition in them they will become HIGHLY RECKLESS! This match could even possibly bring a superstar his death. The longer you go threw a phase the more pain and suffering you go threw. Endurance will be a key factor here. The pain factor will be the biggiest one there is. Punishment is going to be dealt to 21 superstars that I know of hell I'm going threw hell just being in this match.

Damon: What about Derrick Sanderson?

Scotty: He's a giftedly talented kid. I just hate the fact he's a bigger asshole than I am a pothead. Hard to believe it's true I've passed out from pot. Derrick Sandersan doesn't pass out from being an asshole. Also Angelina and Velvet down at ringside with him? They will do what it takes to make sure he is victorious. Sanderson he's beaten us both in matches just never a one on one matchup. He has a real problem with other races so he may need to get knocked da fuck out unless he smartens up and realizes he ain't superior due to his race. He's only superior at pissing people off. That's his thing though he gets people fired up and then he can take it easy while people are trying to rush at him for his arrogance. He can use that to send people flying over in the first phase, but then when he's ganged up on he won't have an easy time dealing with multible people at once. He will be someone big in the first phase. People will try their best to not let him to phase two, but easier said than done. With enough people to throw him over though he most likely won't last to Phase 2. Like everyone else EVEN PREDATOR! I'mma wait til I get in the ring and work with a stradegy there. Smashmouth Offense especially against Sanderson won't work in this kind of match not even in the final two. I say that since there are alot of people in this match you don't want to brawl with Sanderson happens to be one of them.

Damon: I see your actually thinking for once. What about K~Dawg? You guys were a team and you guys should know the other one inside and out.

Scotty: K~Dawg I do consider him my homie. I consider him a guy who wants this more than ANYONE ELSE INCLUDING Ciaran Michaels and myself. That's what makes K~Dawg a threat he wants the EWE Undisputed Championship more than anyone else. He doesn't want to see it fall from his grasp yet again. He doesn't want to see anyone else but himself wear that championship. He will fight more than ANYONE to win that championship. It'll be like walking into a one on one war with John Cena. It'll be very dangerous. It'll be something no one wants to combat against. K~Dawg is going to walk down like a one man fuckin military. He wants to be EWE Champion it's something that if I came out of nowhere like how I got into this match and won the damn thing he'ld be RIP FUCKIN SHIT! We may see a target develop over that title. For K's my homie but this title is gonna make the man emotional he'll be tough and weak at once. He already has past rivalries in this match that have been tough on him and will be tough on him again. I hope K achieves his dream for that's my dawg and on dawgs I don't want to fight him I can't refuse it now, but I gots too. Whatever happens happens and I hope if shit flies between us we can still roll together. Nah not talkin no DMW-Version 2 Reunion. I'm talkin on how we clicked in EWE. How we rolled threw EWE. How we were dominatin in the singles division. Sure as partners I wasn't at my best when he was throwin alot into our matches. He was puttin in alot more work than I was I'll say that much. I fucked up as a tag team partner it's why he was a one man tag team champion while I sat at home smoked pot tried to come back and failed miserably. Now I'm here and competing against the only person who truely had my back on Chaos. Trisha was my manager not a fighter so she couldn't of had my back and my 3rd protege Jermaine Jackson FAILED MISERABLY! As I said I got's nuttin but PURE RESPECT for him. Respect will stay after that match aswell. I want to walk out with a title though!

Damon: Quickly what about Sean Lewis? He could be a threat.

Scotty: Can't say anything bad and can't say anything good. Personally I don't know the guy myself. I've studied, but studying can only get you so far. It's more hard work in this business than studying. Sean Lewis if he brings his "A" game will be a threat like anyone else. I've heard this an that bout Lewis he's got the list of achievements but at times what you done don't matter. It's what you can still do. Sean Lewis can do it the fact is if he wants to put in work. I also heard he ain't havin that great time outside the ring. I even heard that he may not even be fully 100% for SummerSlam. If not oh well I'll probably eventually get a match with him at 100%. I hope that he brings it for if I'm beating people like him while they're on their "A" game that brings good publicity TO ME! Well enough of that we will have to wait and see what happens at SummerSlam!

Scotty continues to stay at the sky as Damon heads back for the pool. Scotty does the usual and rolls up another joint as the fans in the bus on the ship are still causing noise with "EWE Chants". The scene fades out to black with Scotty enjoying the cruise.

[Scotty Blaze]

The scene opens up backstage Scotty Blaze is seen with Trisha Jones. The two are heading towards Scotty's locker room. Scotty opens the door and sees that his locker room basically looked like his room back home in Atlanta. He sees the place looks completely trashed and that there is a mini fridge and two ashtrays places on each side of the couch. Scotty walks over to the mini fridge and pulls out a nice bottle of 151. Scotty then grabs a glass for Trisha and something to mix her drink with. Then Scotty pulls out another bottle of 151.

Trisha: Don't tell me your drinking that shit straight!

Scotty: I won't tell you then.

Trisha: Fuckin idiot!

Scotty: Hey I'm not the idiot. Look at some of these REAL new class kids walkin around. This kid D-Dawg for example. He needs to keep his head out of real life and get his head into the business. This is possibly the biggiest match he will ever have in EWE and his head isn't even into the match. The kid needs to wake the fuck up and realize he has a match especially a match with the star power that is mentioned in it. The way his head is he won't be able to make it three minutes into the match. He will be an easy target for ANYONE! I know reality can bring in the emotion out of people. This match isn't the time you want emotions rising up. This match you want to lose all emotions. Hell it's why people like Umaga, Sanderson and #18 will be watched in this match. D-Dawg needs to smarten up and try to follow a more intellegent path to this match. Sure he has to hear this from me the EWE's most stoned hell it only proves how much I've grown up despite constant drug use. Sure it takes talent to win shit like dis it also takes somethin I usualy don't like to use.

Trisha: Intellegence?

Scotty: Yeah!!!! YO that was a cheap shot!

Trisha mixes herself a drink while Scotty just takes the cap off of his bottle and takes a huge swig of 151 straight. He belches loudly puts the cap back on and then pulls out a baggy he got outside the arena. He then pulls out the rest of what he had on the bus which is still alot. He then rolls up a blunt and gives it to Trisha only to roll himself a blunt.

Trisha: So as you were saying?

Scotty and Trisha simultaneously light their blunts.

Scotty: D-Dawg go get yourself ready. For you will get your first and most likely only taste of the EWE Main Event Spot! Hell you can rep bein a new school superstar that still won't make you good enough for the REAL NEW ERA of EWE that will come along. I worked my ass off and busted it just to get known. The thing is no one really knows you so your not puttin in the work you should be kid. Put in work and come ot SummerSlam or get your ass kicked around.

Scotty takes some hits off of his blunt and flicks the ashes into the ashtray.

Trisha: What about this G.O.D. kid? What's your take on him Scotty?

Scotty: Yo if he's a god then what does that make everyone else in the match? Is this Roman or Greek Mythology? Does that make all of us gods? For this kid he has some nerve calling himself a god and then saying he's walking out EWE Undisputed Champion. Yo check it kid you got as much chance as I did gettin K~Dawg to smoke up on a blunt. In english kid YOUR SHIT OUT OF LUCK! I'll bitch slap the hell out of your manager as well for being dumb enough to get you into this match. Have you beaten any REAL competition yet? Paramecium? Seems more like Raven had a flockling which is more like the WWE version of Raven SHITTY! He'll fly out like Raven and crash like a suicide bomber. Eli "My brother is some guy's bitch and my dad is the biggiest HACK in wrestling history" Hogan? He's the DEFINITION of jobber. You see the word jobber in the dictionary it's a whole chapter based on Eli Hogan. Then you had a match where you went one on one with "The Great One" and you got your ass beat! You got beat down in no time at all. SQUASHED like Colin Delaney facin Big Show. SQUASHED like Eli Hogan takin on Sean Lewis. Ok maybe you lasted longer than both of them did, but yall get my point. You had a chance against a seemingly talented athlete and got beat. Now your into the ring with ACTUAL athletes and your going to get BEATEN worse. So Gavin kid just pray to an ACTUAL REAL GOD that you don't get stuck crossing my path at SummerSlam. You'll have to pray harder than people do when I drive by bustin off shots from a Tec-9! They pray to live and that's something your going to want to do before this match. Falsified gods get the worst of things at times.

Trisha: Let's mention some real talent. How about Mr. Man?

Scotty: The last time I faced Mr. Man neither one of us were really at our best yet someway somehow the match was well decent until a man who was a pain in my ass at the time came down and interfered. I still believe if not for Lynx Madison that I could of beaten him. He may be "The EWE's Golden Standard". The thing is if I'm to beat him that'ld make me "EWE's PLATINUM Standard". Last time I checked platinum was worth more than gold and even though there isn't a platinum title they all gold I will prove I can be a PLATINUM STANDARD! I will prove that not only do I got the inring ability, but prove somethin that I already got CHARISMA! Now despite the people lovin me and hatin his guts I must admit there are SOME SOME not many but SOME similarities between the two of us. He and I both don't care much for Derrick Sanderson. The next thing is we both take alot of shit cuz of our what we are. Now this isn't about how we are the same or different. This is about the EWE Undisputed, International, and X-Division Championships. 5 spots that are rewards one leads to absolute victory. I know he wants back on the top of the ladder. The thing is this isn't just no regular match it's a match made to make shit happen and problems start between others. This match will make nothing but fueds begin. There will be nothing to throw my focus off. I will be ready and I like to avenge my losses or try to atleast. So be ready Manny. BE FUCKIN READY!

Trisha: Alright what about The Chaos Siblings? Both of them are in this match and one of them already holds gold.

Scotty: Well Christy Chaos may hold one whole freakin quarter of the EWE Tag Titles. She may also have a few impressive wins as of late. The thing is just for having a few big wins here and there doesn't mean jack shit for the fact that there are still big losses that are following her around. For every big win there is a big loss. It doesn't matter who you are. Her current tag team partner is going to get his ass stomped into the ground then again she didn't choose him it was all random. I'm pretty sure she rather be hiding behind Johnny in this match trying to make sure that they have some sort of pact going into this match. It doesn't matter if its one of the two Chaos' or both of them hell throw Mark Chaos it can be 10 Chaos' in this rumble. The matter of the fact is with so much on the line to even think of trying to set up alliances in this matchup. This is a match that people really need to go in at alone for. Hell I'm not going to take anything away from either Chaos. Now that I spoke on Christy let's speak on Johnny now. I remember Johnny Chaos. in two matches that had us on the opposite side of the ring we sorta broke even 1-1. Granted you got the singles win and it was me and the reason your the shortest reigning champion beating you and Alex Stone. Must of sucked watching an incompetant partner walk out on you and then another one TAP OUT while your trying to deal with a pothead? Wow must make you feel dumb that you were trying to take down me while you had Stone tapping for his life as the other two current champions and still undefeated superstars at the time celebrate and raise up their titles. Now then again down the road before I YET AGAIN sidelined a guy who would also be a thorn in your side Lynx Madison we did fight and I will admit I did get beat by Johnny Fuckin Chaos. I also did blow my only shot at the EWE Championship aswell. I had a good 8-0 run while it lasted. Only for me to start the destruction on The Extreme Connection after losing to all three of it's members. So hows it feel know you couldn't hold onto the EWE Championship for more than 5 minutes? It felt good holdin the Mid Eastern for 4 months and the International for a good month in their seperate reigns. When I capture gold I KEEP IT for a while. I'll be ready at SummerSlam.

Trisha: What about Cameron Hayden? What are your thoughts on the former 3x champ?

Scotty: At times you can't really tell what he is really up to. He has beaten some of the best thrown at him. Then again he's also lost to some of the best thrown at him. He was a Triple Champion at one point before losing the X-Tag Titles to DX and the X-Division Title to Mr. Man. Cameron Hayden well I'm not going to try to sound like I'm praising him or bashing him. I will just let him know that sure I may be the drug addict of EWE! I may be the most stoned! I may also the be the most unpredictable superstar in this match aswell. Some people are talkin already that Cameron Hayden could be a 4x Champion. Then again #18 could be 5x Champion. Also Scotty Blaze could be the NEW UNDISPUTED CHAMPION also. SummerSlam anything can happen. Talent recognizes talent and this match has it and Hayden could be the most technical one in this entire match. Hayden though also has his flaws like anyone else. He may think he is above the competition. Well when your competition is jobbers and your a future hall of famer? Of course your above it. Hayden has been above the level of even his own teacher. Not many can humiliate their own mentor the way Hayden humiliated Shawn Ashlocke. Then going onto humiliating Ashlocke's replacement for Hayden all in one weeks time. It's only a shame that he still hasn't gotten past ONE MAN in the EWE. A man who was considered a mid-carder even as champion on Xplosion. Well will that change at SummerSlam who knows? Are my facts fully right? I'm too fuckin stoned to care!

Scotty finishes his blunt and lights up a cigarette and opens up the bottle of 151 and drinks another swig. Then takes a drag off of his cigarette. Trisha had her blunt clinched and she passes it to Scotty to smoke. So Scotty now multitasking with a cigarette, half a blunt, and 151.

Trisha: Well what about Nero Phoenix? A man you beaten once before by making him tap out in the middle of the ring.

Scotty: Nero Phoenix was blown away when he tried to get in the ring against me. He had that losing streak in singles action for a while. I remember him bitching about getting his ass kicked by me. Hell at first I thought I was going to get owned. Then I proved that I OWNED HIM! It was just that he couldn't get on my level that night. He became #6! He was part of my little 8-0 run. It's funny he's more talented than Lynx, but Lynx is the one who actually BEAT ME! Then again when I started on in EWE everytime I won my future partner K~Dawg would lose and when he won I would lose. Nero Phoenix though is someone who I could think about keeping an eye on, but I could also just forget about him due to the fact I beaten him. NO I WONT THOUGH! One win over someone doesn't make you unbeatable to them. That means if Johnny Nitro ever came back to the EWE I'ld beat him eventually! Nero how the mighty have FALLEN FROM GRACE! Your a former champ yourself if I'm not mistaken. A former International Champion aswell. Also an X-Cup Winner and former Pure Champion. So is Nero Phoenix is more than the man who seemed pathetic when he faced me. He is a man who can be a dark horse in this matchup. Maybe a VERY DARK HORSE, but a DARK HORSE!

Scotty then drinks more of his 151 while Trisha is still on her first drink. Scotty is finally feeling more than just the weed as now Scotty has just chugged a good part of the bottle maybe more than he should of. Scotty starts feeling the alcohal hit him. He then finishes his half blunt and cigarette and then tries to polish off his bottle. He does and stands up and immediatly falls back onto the couch.

Scotty: I think I'm sleepin here tonight! Other than that! Who else is in this match again?

Trisha: Paramecium is in this match what about him?

Scotty: Yeah that guy! He is just another guy getting into the ring and wasting his time. He reminds me of a guy from a place known as ICW. The simularities are that both of them are nothing more than fuckin Raven ripoffs. Paramecium you haven't impressed anyone ENOUGH to even give people a thought of you winning this match at all. You run around like your freakin depressed! Your in a match that is going to make your career yet you rant about what is wrong with this and that and everything else. Hell smoke a little weed blow that shit into Trixy's face hell she's a ho just tell her to get on her knees and start suckin maybe you'll realize you got the chance of a lifetime and realize your not Raven. Even though Raven didn't sound like a depressed piece of shit that man was intellegent. He basically wrote up his own contract and could of done whatever the fuck he wanted his way. No one would tell him otherwise. That was the days of the old WCW that same WCW that went to shit! I bet your not even aware of what your getting yourself into this week. This week your getting in the ring with THE REAL TALENT of EWE. Not disapointments like Nightstalker or falsified gods like G.O.D. your taking on some of the best you'll ever face of the old era like White Tiger, #18, Rikku, and Sean Lewis and the people like yours truely, Sanderson, and Umaga who are bringing in A NEW ERA! It could be worse for you think on that. So Paramecium how does that make you feel knowing your taking on some of the best talents IN THE WORLD? For competition gets no better than EWE competition?

Trisha: Now how about Vespertine? People are considering her a threat?

Scotty: Yeah and right after they bash WCW where she came from. Yet she shows no fear yet shows no knowledge of her opponents. Studying helps yet gives you nothing to prepare with for a fight. People can scout from ringside on someone and still have no idea how to take them on. Vespertine you need to realize that I have never showed remorse in my life. I've killed people before I even became a wrestler so at that I start off a man cold as ice. I'm also not the only one in this match who's killed before. For watching a video on one of my matches won't help you out. For I don't fight the same way in back to back matches. You wanna find out how I fight? I fight intoxicated! I'll tell you that you already got a better chance of survival than some of these other new fuckheads runnin around. Most of them acting all fucked in the head or high and mighty walkin around lookin like they got a dick up their ass. Be ready for the biggiest match of your whole entire life. For I will be getting ready for it not saying I'mma win or if I'mma lose yet. I'm just READY FOR ANYONE or ANYTHING! That's what you need to get yourself ready for. People see me as a Technician and a daredevil. I mix shit up to throw off everyone. Hell everyone expects me to rely on the 4-2-0 well the older superstars do. I'm not though. I will rely on my speed, technical abilities, and my intellegence to get threw this match alive. That's all half these people got to do and some are too dumb to do so.

The camera zooms in on Scotty and Trisha.

Scotty: BLAZE UP! I'M OUT!

The cameraman leaves the locker room area as the scene fades out to black.[/]

(OOC-This was suppose to be my third but I forgot to save my FIRST to somethin LIKE AN IDIOT!)

[Scotty Blaze]

The scene opens up with Scotty Blaze in the back flipping threw some of the other competitors promos. He studies them all like a predator(not in reference to Pred)studies it's prey. He's also smoking up like always, but that will most likely never change.

Scotty: It seems that White Tiger is the next in line of legendary HACKS! Come on Jeff Ric Flair? RIC FLAIR? I don't care how many dudes nuts he grabbed just to win all 16 of his titles. That is actually disturbing and makes me wanna wear a cup to the ring just so mine aren't touched by an overaged bastard. Now you can bring Ric Flair down the ring, you can bring him INTO the ring for all I care. It's not like having and old ass bastard who should of given up the game over 15 years ago will change the outcome of this match. You gonna start grabbing your opponents by the nads now? You gonna start clawing your opponents in the nuts now too? Well it's whatever just remember when that old ass makes you look stupid that "The Potsmoker was right!". Remember I may not of been Mr. EWE. Hell I never even made it up past the EWE International Championship which I never even defended which makes me look shitty! Just remember ANYONE and I mean ANYONE can win this match.

Scotty: Now onto #18 who had a few things to say about me. You talk about how I should be fearing you? Why should I let an emotion that everyone thinks I probably smoked away STOP ME from wanting the EWE Undisputed Championship? I can't let myself be overcome with fear. I need myself in a calm state before this match to leave me fearless no matter who is in the ring. Hell a crazy samoan is running around and I'll be attempting to KNOCK HIM DA FUCK OUT by anymeans possible. He will be F.U.B.A.R. by ANYMEANS POSSIBLE! If I got to I will even do something that I'm sure 19 other competitors are probably scared shitless to even think about and even leave YOU F.U.B.A.R.! All the names that have tried and some of them have suffered bad fortunes. Ahsan that dude is DEAD! He is deader than Brittney Spears music career. Gino Knoxx then again he was probably on steroids and thought he could take anyone out. Now listen just for the fact I'm more stoned than all 20 of my opponents will probably ever be in their lives doesn't mean I'm here to overlook you I'm just being braver and deciding NOT TO FEAR YOU! For as I said fear will hold me back in this kind of a match. Sure the match is something you have competed in before, but I've been in matches just as demented and some more fucked up that they wouldn't even show them on tv. Then again my opponent for the last one of my "many fucked up matches" was a complete nobody no wonder why they never aired it. Now this isn't about how much most of my competition sucked this is about NOW! This is about my chance at making a REAL NAME for myself in the EWE. I get a chance to take on the best EWE has to offer and unlike my protege when he had that chance before the last SummerSlam I ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE at some sort of prize. I don't intend on leaving SummerSlam empty handed. I intend on leaving with something!

Scotty: Now to Mr. Man! If I were the type like White Tiger's new manager I'ld steal from someone before my time and borrow a line. Yet I won't so I'll use something more original! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I don't care how good you believe you are Manny. I only know that when you get in the ring with me you are going to be like something in your own culture a jumping bean! For your most likely getting ready to learn how to fly at SummerSlam! Stupid Stoner? At least it wasn't as stupid as Rikku's little Cheech joke. For everyone who knows the man knows he quit the pot smokin for probation and now is spending time as a hypocryte trying to keep it illegalized when he's smoked more than I have! Now this isn't about an ancient smoker this about the Three Phase Challenge! This is about how you'll most likely be eliminated way before you even plan to be eliminated. Even with your one small reign as World Heavyweight Champion your just another glorified Mid Carder at BEST! It's time for someone who hasn't had the honor of being a TRUE EWE Main Eventer to TAKE THE LIGHT AND SMOKE THE COMPETITION! That person IS ME! Hell I know my best chances are to walk out with something you probably already held. Yet I also knwo that you got more than me to worry about. You got EWE's Residential Racist to worry about. Don't worry I do too! for us it's hard being what we are, but whitie has it out for us and no not White Tiger! I mean Derrick Sanderson.

The mentioning of Sanderson's name sorta brings a look of disgust to Scotty's face. It was either that or Scotty grabbed the wrong blunt wrap and is regreting the taste of it now.

Scotty: Derrick your in this match and that means one thing! A chance for me and 19 others to FINALLY GET YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR GOOD! Derrick I remember Wrestlemania I remember how you LUCKED OUT to win the match. Time was on your side and not on Ryoko's. Then again it was a good thing you won instead of letting someone walk out with it on their first night. That would of made BOTH OF US LOOK SHITTY! Now the mighty have their runs and then eventually the mighty die out. Look at Dan Taylor's career lately. He used to be a great prospect for a future champion. He faded out like Gino Knoxx did! Somewhat like everyone thought about me. What people think isn't always true. For my career is STILL GOING! Dan Taylor failed you and I can't remember when MY partner FAILED on me! Especially due to the fact we've only had one match as a team. We won that with QUITE EASE! Then again I was only facing Chris Steel and a lackluster of a partner like Dan Taylor and Brutality have both been to you. Now this match means alot to the REAL TALENT! People who care about REAL TITLES! Not no shitty X-Core Championship. A match I was put in basically due to they needed STAR POWER in that match. Let's compare Longest Reigning Pure Champion? Or former International and 4 month long Mid Eastern Champion? One of these two just seem much better! A guy who held a major jobber title or a guy who held A REAL TITLE and a low card title! I think the guy with the REAL TITLE got the publicity into this match. No one would of cared if my name wasn't in that match. People got interested into the X-Core Championship match DUE TO ME! NOT DUE TO YOU! For X-Core is hardcore and the Pure Title ISN'T a Hardcore Title. It's probably how your career is going to fade out now though Derrick. Your going to be a nobody with a nobodies title FOR A GOOD LONG TIME! YOU LOST TO A DIVA! In any other promotion that'ld be humiliation in EWE it's something that could happen on a regular basis. Hell look Brutality could've jobbed to a midget for a month here! For EWE is where TALENT GOES! Get ready for your not walking out with anything more than your measly X-Core Title and cheap sluts!

Scotty: Now to a superstar with well a comedic view on this match and her opponents. Rikku. Cheech Marin? It would of been funnier if you mentioned Tommy Chong or Ozzy Ozbourne for both of them have and probably still frying their brains out. Sheesh! Hell you could of mentioned Redman who also is still frying his brains out. Snoop Dogg the D-O-Double G fried his brains out on the W-Double E-D! Then there's Afroman! THAT ONE COULD OF BEEN PERFECT! Hell you could of even made a little song out of it! So I got a little song on this match to parody a song about frying your brains out! Scotty could of felt a fireball! But he was high! He could of been taken down with a Samoan Spike but he was high! He could of scream caught in the Tiger Snare, but he didn't and I KNOW WHY! HE GOT HIGH! HE GOT HIGH! HE GOT HIGH! EVERYONE LOST TO A STONER! It's too early to be singin that, and as I said I may not even be able to sing that! So here's a more modern version! Scotty could fear #18, but he got high! He could care that people talk bout his habit. but he is high! He could be training by playing volleyball, but he ain't and I KNOW WHY! Scotty got high! He is high! He'll stay HIGH! Ladadadadadadada! Now enough of my parodies I may of blown my brains out on drugs like Weird Al, but I'll leave crap parodies to him! Now Rikku this isn't your little world of cartoons and vampires! This is a world of reality and this match has 21 different kinds of superstars! You got the hood wit D-Dawg, the underdog in K~Dawg, the egotistical powerhouse in Predator, a Luchador without a mask in Mr. Man, an over the hill legend managing EWE's most valueable legend White Legend, a Psycho Bitch in #18, Siblings with The Chaos', an asshole in Sanderson, an old school technician in Assasin, a monster in Umaga, a ripoff in Paramecium, a Xtreme son of a legend in Ciaran, an entertainer in Sean Lewis, a god wannabe in G.O.D, a pure wrestler in Cameron Hayden, a ninja diva in Vespertine, a dark horse in Nero Phoenix, the richy bitch bastard in Jesse Woods, then theres a pot smoker in me and a crap comedian in you. Did I miss anyone? If I did they weren't important. Be ready though Rikku one's prematch actions don't count out one. For I will put in more work to win this match than ANY MATCH I'VE EVER BEEN IN!

Scotty finishes his blunt and tosses the roach into an ash tray.

Scotty: Now to "THE SAMOAN BULLDOZER!" UMAGA! You and Estrada have had a pretty safe ride in the EWE so far. You guys have been fortunate in this match if you ask me. The streak Umaga has been on and the fact he is deemed one of the most unstoppable superstars right now since there isn't anyone who has seemed to really slow him down on ability or strength alone. That will change though at SummerSlam. Someone is going to slow him down. SOMEONE is going to be the reason Umaga has that one loss in his record making him no longer Undefeated. No clue on who it can be anyone. For anything can happened. Umaga my name is Scotty Blaze. I am EWE's FEATURE PRESENTATION! I am THE STREET LEGEND! I AM THE STONED SYMBOL OF WRESTLING! I AM SCOTTY BLAZE! I am the future of the EWE! I'm what people come out and see. Get ready for the night of your fuckin life at SummerSlam! I will make it to PHASE TWO! I will leave SummerSlam WITH GOLD! I will be a force to be reckoned with! Just go get your fat overweight ass ready for SummerSlam!

Scotty still getting ready for the biggiest match of his career. He gets ready for he hopes to start his 6th year in the business off right.

Scotty: Now Johnny Chaos for Johnny Chaos has sorta been well NOT JOHNNY CHAOS! By now he's usually ranting running around talking shit about something. He's usually still ignored by everyone else though. Then again this isn't Xplosion! His days are WELL BEHIND HIM! I did my research and my history on the EWE. He needed a mask to beat Chris Steel me nor Damon needed NO MASK! We just brought what we had TALENT! Both of us have beaten Chris Steel and ironically with the same exact move. WATCH!

Scotty's clip shows a mirror of Damon vs. Steel and NBK vs. Sex Addicts as it shows Damon hitting his old move the Totally Extreme(C-4 Suplex) and Scotty hitting a C-4 Suplex and both of them pinning Chris Steel and getting their wins.

Scotty: Now you don't need fancy flips to beat Chris Steel you just need to realize well he's past his prime and not as good as he claims he is. He's just an ancient pervert trying to get any bitch that walks into the sack. So Johnny you wearing a mask to SummerSlam? Or will you come out as The Johnny Chaos that has given me a fight each and everytime I have faced him in my past! The Johnny Chaos who needs a mask to surprise a fool like Chris Steel or The Johnny Chaos that walked out of the Chamber before John Cena cashed in MONEY IN THE BANK? Which Johnny Chaos will we all be fighting? WHICH ONE?

Scotty: Now I got myself a few problems in this match my hatred towards Predator and my homie K~Dawg? I'ld like to talk on my homie first. K we been threw hell and back as Detroit's Most Wanted Version 2! We were going to be Tag Team Champions until I got taken out by a cheap shottin sucka punchin BITCHASS! We were going to beat S.E.X.! We would've been deemed THE GREATEST TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF ALL TIME! We could of smashed D-X's record, but it seems misfortune went after you aswell after I left. For when I left you followed after a while. Right before you could of taken out John Cena for the title. Before you could of finally gotten the BIG TITLE you've been working your whole fuckin career for! Instead you were replaced by Dan Taylor and Cameron Hayden. Hayden again walked out with what could of been yours. Now at SummerSlam I'ld like to see nothing more than my homie blow up the headlines on EWE.com saying NEW EWE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION K~Dawg! I like how that sounds. Yet who knows at this point anymore who will win. Who knows? Maybe there's a conspiracy against you so you don't win the big one who knows? All I know is we homies and that shit won't change no matter how much hell we take each other too. For if I make it to Phase 3 and your there I'm not holding back and I'm going straight forward with my goal. For Destinies don't really exist and DYNASTIES will be proven to truely exist. Who knows the Tiger Dynasty could live on. #18 could expand her Dynasty, Rikku could do the same. Or the K~Dawg Dynasty will have the one thing it's been missing since DAY ONE! THAT TOP TITLE OVER YOUR SHOULDER! Who knows maybe I will walk out cementing a NEW DYNASTY in the EWE Books! The Dynasty of ME! MY DYNASTY finally being worth shit in the EWE! For that big one makes a superstars Dynasty THAT MUCH BETTER! It's why Ciaran wants to GRAND SLAM IT OUT! It's why White Tiger wants to shit on everyone's some more at SummerSlam. It's why #18 wants to be the second ever 5 time champion. This match will drive most of us to the point of recklessness. Hell this match will give birth to some new dynasties. I intend to make mine BETTER! No matter what my 2nd International Run, my first for the X-Division or MY TIME AT TOP! Being a contender wouldn't kill for the top two prizes, but I intend on leaving WITH a prize. Kurtis! Good luck homie hope to see you in Phase 3!

Scotty: Now I'm not trying to hold grudges on anyone. I'm just trying to repay some old favors that need to be repaid. Since Red Thunder isn't in this match or the EWE and neither is Johnny Nitro. I guess Predator your the favor that is getting REPAID! Your the one who is going to feel my wrath at SummerSlam! Your the first person I intend on targetting in this. Yet I'm being OVERLOOKED AGAIN! Then again it wouldn't be the first time you OVERLOOKED an N.B.K. member. I remember last summer ALL OF XPLOSION was overlooking Damon James to win the little rumble to see who would face Cameron Hayden. Sure Damon didn't win it, but the only one who seemed to see him as anything at all was #18. You didn't see him as a threat and that's why he threw your ass out and over! Then Mr. Man followed you! Then he got cocky and thrown out by Blue Panther. Now your starting to OVERLOOK ME just like the rest of this match is doing! It seems only Mr. Man, Rikku, Sanderson and #18 are the only ones who realize I'm even in this match. Predator my knee still hurts at times. For if I do make it to Phase 3 I wouldn't mind seeing you on the other side. I will take you out the same way you did to me. Except I won't have to do so from behind. I will STRAIGHT UP ATTACK YOU AND BREAK YOU DOWN! Get ready for SummerSlam for afterwards you'll be the one looking FUNNY!

Scotty Blaze packs a bong and starts to smoke it as the scene fades out to black.