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Post by Jeff Jarrett on May 27, 2008 18:26:45 GMT -5
RolePlay Limits[/u] Max Number of RolePlays: 4 Max Length of each RolePlay: 3k(3,000) Words[/size]
RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day
MUST HAVE ONE ROLEPLAY UP BEFORE DL DAY IF YOU WANT TO DO MORE THEN ONE
Derrick Sanderson Vs Mr. Man
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Post by Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson on May 28, 2008 20:37:01 GMT -5
Derrick actually did it. When absolutely nobody believed that he actually had a shot in beating the EWE Legend White Tiger in a steel cage match and everybody said that Tiger would destroy and maul *Sandman* in the cage, he flipped the script and made everybody eat their words. He beat White Tiger/Jeff Payne in the Steel Cage and continue on with his winning streak in EWE and destroying the competition; sure Derrick was busted open during the match, and got little help for the girls, but you think a little cut or some blood or the fact that he got help is going to stop him from gloating over the victory? Yeah Right. It's not 11 Straight Victories and heading into EWE Retribution looking good against EWE's "Gold Standard" Mr. Man. Derrick was stitched up and cleaned off; but he hasn't left Costa Rica yet for the event. The scene switches to Angelina Love & Velvet Sky standing in the middle of the ring with microphones in their hands. Jonathan Steele: Don't even tell me Derrick's about to come out here and gloat over his tainted victory against Jeff? Jimmy Justice: Tainted? Nothing tainted about it. He beated Jeff in the middle of the steel cage: 1.2.3. You must be blind Steele. Jonthan Steele: And you didn't see the girls helping him out? Everybody saw that. Jimmy Justice: The Ref's and Jeff's fault they got distracted by Angelina & Velvet. Derrick was going to win anyway. Jonathan Steele: Right, Derrick's going to get what's coming to him one of these days. Jimmy Justice: Like everybody been saying backstage? Face facts Steele, nobody on this roster can end Derrick's streak. Derrick is the fucking man, he'll be Undisputed Champion in no time, and that's a champion I'll be proud of. Both of them bicker back and forth as the camera goes back to the ring with Angelina Love & Velvet Sky talking. Velvet Sky: You all see what our boy did to that psycho Jeff Payne in the middle of the steel cage. Busted open or not, Derrick is still hot no matter what. Angelina Love: No Matter you love him or hate him. He knows he to get it done in the wrestling ring. He's one hell of a wrestler. Velvet Sky: And at Retribution, he's finally got to put a stop to you Mexican's harrassing Derrick when he destroys Mr. Man once again. Please Welcome out... Both Girls: The X-Core Champion. Mr. Undistructible, Derrrrrick *Saaaanndman* SAAAANNNNDEEEERRSON!!!!!! Jonathan Steele: Mr. Undistructible? What the hell? Jimmy Justice: I like it, it suits Derrick. The lights go out in the ring as a Sandstorm appears on the titantron followed by the words *SANDMAN* soon followed by "Enter Sandman" by Metallica. The lights came back up in the arena as Derrick was walking with a cocky swagger down to the ring and actually had a shirt on that said Derrick Sanderson in front and MR. UNDISTRUCTIBLE in the back with a picture of his face. Jonathan Steele: Wow, he thinks he's tough shit shit he beat White Tiger now. Jimmy Justice: Thinks? HE KNOWS! He got into the ring and raised up the X-Core Championship with a little smirk on his face. His head was bandaged up from his match against Jeff Payne. Angelina handed the mic over to Derrick, "Enter Sandman" soon died down, Derrick wasn't able to talk yet because he was still getting heavily boo'd. He was getting tons of heat from the Costa Ricans. They knew Derrick was going to gloat about his victory and how he was going to rip into Mr. Man. Derrick leaned against the corner turnbuckle laughing looking around. Jonthan Steele: Listen to these people Jimmy, they sure wont let Derrick talk. Jimmy Justice: Pretty sure Derrick has heard worse. They began to chant "Were Going to Kill you Derrick, Go Home Potsmoker, Watch your back Esse." Sending death threats towards Derrick. He looked over at Angelina & Velvet and both of them didn't seem scared; both girls just stood their ground like Derrick has told them many times. When Derrick is able to talk, this building might go into a frenzy. A few minutes went by, the crowd died down a little bit and Derrick was FINALLY able to talk. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Did you enjoy ShowDown as much as I did? Hitting the Vertabreaker on Jeff Payne and beating his ass in the middle of the ring for that: 1....2...3! The Non-Stop Streaking, the D-Train is moving foward and I proved with all the haters, all the doubters that I don't give a fuck in what they say; I will still prove I'm better than the other guy and at ShowDown! I did exactly that. You think I feel bad about making White Tiger snap and going into a somewhat Alter-Ego of himself in Jeff Payne? A crazy loonatic that's not standing up for himself? Why the fuck would I feel bad over that shit. I said what I felt and I meant every fucking word I said and Jeff couldn't beat me; if I've beaten former EWE Champion/Current EWE Champions in Android 18, Alex Stone and Jeff Payne and I've only been Pure Champion & now X-Core Champion with the best record of anybody in the past few months, does anybody else actually think they got enough strength in actually beating me in the ring? You step up, but I'm knock your ass back to reality when I knock you down. This has truely been the *Sandman* Era and it's non-stopping from this point on in. Can stack me against everybody and I'll beat them without a problem. I'll say whatever is on my mind, I'll keep talking trash because there is nobody...NOBODY! in the back that can shut me up. When I talk.. Derrick turned around and pointed to each corner to everybody in attendance. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: YOU ALL LISTEN! Because When I talk...IT's GOLD! You all may miss out on something important to your tiny little brains or hell, I know you all tried to jump the fence anyway. Yeah, now that did it too a few of them in attendance. The crowd went wild after that and began to boo; some of them even started to throw food at Derrick. Jonathan Steele: Why do I suddenly feel we got to run after Derrick gets out of the ring? Jimmy Justice: Because your a bitch?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Whenever somebody actually think they got the slightest chance in beating me, I switch it up on them and I send them on there downfall. I made White Tiger go crazy and he pronounced himself dead and Jeff Payne "resurrected;" made Android 18 like weak, and everybody else it's been there downfall trying to knock me down off the ladder I've been climbing up in my ranks of EWE. With or without a belt, I'm still the greatest going around this place and if not one person likes it backstage, then OH FUCKING WELL, they can't do shit about it, especially that Mexican Hero Mr. Man who I'm facing at Retribution. A big rise out of the Costa Rican crowd when Derrick said his name. Derrick laughed and rolled his eyes, he actually did expect that too happen when he was about to say his name. Derrick prepared himself. They next chanted "MANNY IS GOING TO KILL YOU" at Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: He's going to kill me huh? You guys might want to take a look at the Xplosion Record books to see how much he's actually going to beat me. Infact, when I actually started in EWE, I went 0-2-1 without a win yet intill I faced Mr. Man for the very first time when he was something weak and patheic. Angelina Love: Uhhh, Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah I know, that didn't sound right. He was? Fuck that, Mr. Man is still something weak and patheic; and I bet when he talks he's going to come at me with he's been a World Champion before. You see, Mexicans are predictable, as American's, you already know what they are going to say and do right before they even do it. Manny, I started this winning streak against you when I Dominated your ass in the middle of the Xplosion ring for the: 1...2...3, and your now trying to end it and think you got a shot to beat me at Retribution? You must be smoking too much of that crack you got because it's not going to happen. You stand for everything that I hate......MEXICANS!!Jonathan Steele: Oh god, does Derrick have a deathwish?Jimmy Justice: These people can't touch him. Jonathan Steele: He was already kidnapped once, what makes you so sure it's not going to happen again? Derrick and the girls are lucky they got away, this time around, they might just shoot them instead of kidnapping. Jimmy Justice: Steele...It's Derrick Fucking Sanderson, He's too smart for that. He's not afraid. Steele rolled his eyes as the camera's cut back to Derrick. By this time, he had a huge death threat on his hands the way he was talking infront of the Costa Rican crowd. All of them were actually standing up waiting to do something, the secruity guards were holding everybody back; Derrick just smirked wide seeing that and you know he wasn't going to stop, he was going to keep rivaling them up. He looked over at the girls and neither of them looked nervous. Angelina & Velvet nodded at Derrick, giving him the go to say anything more he had to say; with everything they go through with Derrick, they were going to wait it out aswell. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You want to know what a fucking downfall is? Look it up in the dictionary and a picture of Mr. Man will appear right next to the word. Look what happened to the guy right after he won the World Heavyweight Title, he's been on a complete downfall since then, and he's not going to get back to the point at where he was once. He'll NEVER be the Undisputed Champion again; he might as well retire..AGAIN for EWE as he stands. He got this little revenge tour 2008 and I'm on the list where he wants revenge on because I beat him awhile ago on Xplosion for my first EWE victory, well good luck trying to get revenge on me Manny, but it's not going to happen. Manny, do everybody in EWE a favor and just give it up. Big whoop, you beat Alex Stone in 8 Seconds at ShowDown! I did something better than that at ShowDown! I beat White Tiger in a Steel Cage match in the Main Event, and it took me only one match to beat me, and I know you couldn't do the exact same thing could ya Manny? I don't think so. You sir, are the biggest fucking failure to be crowned the World Heavyweight Championship in EWE history; shit, you can't even beat Android 18...which is something I have already done in one match without even breaking a sweat; and that already makes me better than you. You've been here longer than me; but yet, I'm still one of the most talked about EWE stars backstage. Goes to show how many people think you actually really do have a "Future" in EWE, don't it? Derrick shook his head and laughed alittle. The camera pans around to see the crowd who settled down a little bit thanks to the security guards. All of them finally sat back down afterawhile, but Derrick was getting all kinds of death stares.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Manny, bring the whole Mexican posse that I haven't killed yet to the ring with you, bring your crew...ESSA! because your going to need it if you actuall think you want to be beat me. Your going to be utterly humilated in Peru when we lock up in the middle of the ring; and don't go crazy killing yourself and turning into an alter-ego like I made White Tiger do. Manny, bring the best, but it's not going to be enough to de-rail me. The D-Train will keep on rolling intil I don't have anymore steam left in the tank, and trust me...I GOT TONS OF STEAM LEFT!Angelina & Velvet look over at Derrick after he says that and smirks. He wasn't really aiming for that, but Derrick just laughed when he saw the looks on the girls. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I don't even get why your still calling yourself "The Gold Standard" of EWE when that's a bold face lie. What the hell is so golden about you Manny? You want to know who the true Golden Standard of EWE is? YOUR LOOKING AT HIM in the middle of this ring. I've held more gold in the past few months when I joined, and I'm only a rookie in EWE, it took you a few years to reach the EWE World Title. Longest reigned Pure Champ, beat everybody who was in my path, got the X-Core Title at Wrestlemania 5 when I outwrestled everybody in that match. What were you doing at Mania? Oh that's right, getting your ass kicked in the Money in the Bank match by that other loser White Tiger. Funny how you still think you had a shot at winning, you see, If I was in that match too, I woulda won, hell, I could easily pulled off Double Duty at Wrestlemania 5 without a problem. I'll be standing here with the X-Core Championship and the Money in the Bank Briefcase, but hey, I didn't come back in time for the MITB qualifers so I luck out, had to let worthless wrestlers who are beneath get in it. Seriously..David Hybrid? Chris Hart? Nero Phoenix? Ciaran Michaels?Derrick shook his head after saying all of them. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Can we please get some better fucking talent around this place instead of them being damn jobbes who couldn't handle me in the ring? Velvet Sky: Even if EWE gets better talent. They still wont stack up to you. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: She knows the truth. EWE, give me anybody you got. Put me in a handicap me, put me in a steel cage, or any kind of match you can think of and I'll still escape the winner from it. Nobody stacks up to me. Manny, you couldn't do it the first time, and your not going to be able to do this time around neither. Your going to know why exactly I'm better than you once again. Derrick smirked dropping the mic. "Enter Sandman" began to play over the PA System as he let the girls out of the ring first, next followed by Derrick. You think the Puerto Ricans were going to leave Derrick and the girls alone as they walked up the ramp? Naaa, they started to throw food and drinks at them, half of it missed and half of them actually hit them. When it hit them, they all cheered. Derrick and the girls finally made it backstage and into Derricks' lockeroom to pack up. When they were packing up, they were talking amongst themselves in there.Angelina Love: Can't believe they had the audacity to throw stuff at us. I mean, come on..who the hell throws food and drinks. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: We all know Mexicans can't even afford to buy more food. Why the hell do you think Mr. Man even un-retired from EWE in the first place to comeback? The motherfucker ran out of money, ran out of food, and couldn't find anybody that would pay him to mow there lawns, so he came back to EWE anyway. It's patheic really. Manny, I'll give you 5 Cents to mow my lawn, I know that good enough for you anyway. Velvet Sky: 5 Cents Derrick?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I know that's big for Manny to handle and he's going to want to be thanking me for it; but hey, I could be a generous guy sometimes I wanted to be. Angelina Love: How are we getting out of here? We can't take the same plane back. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Already taken care of. Velvet Sky: And may I ask how did you take care of that Derrick?Both of the girls cross their arms looking straight at Derrick. He raised and eyebrow and started to laugh. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Wow, it's the beautiful people mafia in here. Well anyway, I got us a private jet out of this place anyway. Something I shoulda do the way to Puerto Rico. Angelina Love: Gee, ya think?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: We aren't going straight to Peru though. Velvet Sky: Then were are you going to take us?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: New Orleans, Louisiana. My family is having a big barbeque for some reason. My mom called me up and asked me. I told her yeah, and I know if I kept saying NO, she was going to pester me, so I said Yeah right off the bat. Angelina Love: Barbeque sounds cool to go to before we go to Peru. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You sure about that? Angelina Love: Yeah, why wouldn't I be?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I don't know, just checking. Velvet Sky: Jet here yet? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: In the parking lot right now. Girls all packed up and ready to go? I know I am. Angelina Love: I am. Velvet Sky: I'm ready also. Let's go back to the States..yay!!!Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah, and see some normal people for once...well, my family is half normal. That got a laugh out from the girls; as soon they left the lockeroom and out to the parking lot where they seen a big Private Jet. Derrick grabbed the girls stuff and put it in the back of the jet with his stuff as they climbs aboard, next followed Derrick getting on the plane. He nodded to the pilot to go and they soon left Costa Rica as the scene faded out.
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Post by Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson on May 31, 2008 12:58:42 GMT -5
It was a few hours later as Derrick, Angelina & Velvet arrived at the Airport in New Orleans. Derrick's car was awaiting for them as they got in it. Derrick smiled as he was a peace, now he knew being in New Orleans was going to be great without anybody shooting at him wanting to kill Derrick or the girls. In New Orleans, Derrick was a god, and he was respected by everybody; Louisiana was the only place that Derrick NEVER got boo'd at. He was the homestate hero and couldn't have it any other way. He brought the state Football Championships, Baseball Championships, Basketball Championships. It was going to be a good day for a family bbq with the girls. Derrick took the girls bags and put them in the trunk a long with his, and Derrick soon drove off to his parents' house, at the BBQ was going to be Derrick's family: His Mom, His Dad, His Sister, His brother and some of his aunts, uncles and cousins. Some he got a long with and some he just hated to be around. It was going to be the first time that Angelina & Velvet met the entire family. Angelina Love: This is going to be so awesome Derrick. We don't have to worry about anything. Velvet Sky: Yeah, first time meeting the whole family. This is going to be really cool. I know we don't have to worry about being shot or anything or being jumped because we are in Louisiana, they love you around here. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Girls got that right. I did everything I can and more around Louisiana and in New Orleans. I helped out with Hurricane Katrina when that happened and I brought this place some NCAA L.S.U Tiger Championships for the Football, Baseball and Basketball teams. When they say a white boy can't jump, don't believe the, because this white boy can dunk and I can do one hell of a job freezing defenses, and I'm going to do one hell of a job freezing up Mr. Man at Retribution in a few nights. Guy still thinks he can beat me, when he actually can't. Angelina Love: Don't think about the match that much babe. We are about to be with you family. It's time for you to relax and have some fun.Velvet Sky: I know I will.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Warning you now. My whole family isn't exactly like me. My Younger brother is gay when he doesn't like to admit it, my mom & dad hate the way I act, my cousin Jeff is a drug abuser, well, you already met my sister Jenna. Angelina Love: Jenna's cool. We like it, but why doesn't she come out anymore to EWE and watch you wrestle like she used to? Velvet Sky: Us three used to have the best time together hanging out watching you beating the guys in the ring. Derrrick *Sandman* Sanderson: She decided to stick home around awhile. She had fun, but she was getting tired of going from state to state, so I let her stay home and watch me wrestle. It was her choice anyway, and I was cool with it; out of everybody in my family, Jenna & I hangout the most, she gets me, and I get her. She's the only one to understand why I act the why I am, and why I never regret anything I do. Over the years, you have no idea have many times my dad or mom kicked me out of the house because I was pulling my bad shit acting the way I was and not caring about it; but I never cared, I came out perfectly fine. Angelina Love: That we can agree on. Velvet Sky: Is your Grandpa Louie going to be there?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: The New Orleans Crime Mafia Leader Grandpa Louie?Velvet Sky: Yeah, him. The guy you told us about.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: He might be, I have no idea; but I'm hoping he's there. Haven't seen him in awhile. GrandaPa Louie has always been awesome. The guy is in his 70's and still is handling the business without a problem which is amazing. I always looked up to my Grandpa Louie, pretty cool guy; don't know what I'll ever do if he dies one of these days, hope it wont happen anytime soon. He could be there with his crew of Sal, Ralph and Tony, but never know intill we get there. Angelina Love: Weren't you really supposed to keep that part a secret that your Grandpa is a Mafia Leader? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I WAS, but I can trust you girls to keep it a secret. I think Louie actually has told me I'm next in line to take over the "family" once he dies and I'll be the new boss. Velvet Sky: Well, you have been like it anyway. Killing people from left to right trying to "whack" you. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: And all those motherfuckers who have tried to mess with me, kidnapping us, trying to kill me on the plan deserved getting the same treatment. You don't kidnap the "Beautiful People" and *The Sandman* without suffering the consquences. Hector thought 30 of his goons could stop us, but we killed them all left and right, Hector thought he could stop me, but he was dead wrong. All the mexicans who try to step in my way just get the knocked the fuck out and Mr. Man won't be any different at Retribution. At Retribution, I kill the career known as "The Golden Standard," he's going to wish he never put his hands on me. They might like him in Peru and they could hate me for all I give a flying fuck. I win and I know it might be a huge riot with everybody charging to the ring trying to kill me and I say bring it to everybody who thinks are strong enough to take me out for good. I'm the King of the Mountain, I'm ontop of my game, and nothing can stop me now. It was the Pure Championship, now it's the X-Core Championships and after that, I'm going higher and higher after that. The Undisputed Title will be with me in no time. Rikku or Android 18 can't beat me, I'm much too powerful for them, Mr. Man can't beat me, Alex Stone can't beat me, White Tiger can't beat me. Who really can stop the wrecking force of EWE? NOBODY! If I was samoan, everybody be calling me EWE's version of the Samoan Bulldozer, but I'm proud of be an American, proud of who I am, and what I am, and that's a pure fucking arrogant asshole who doesn't give a shit. I have been bulldozing the so called "competition," nobody wants none of this, I'm just too damn great. When I was born, everybody was blessed with greatness. When I stepped foot into EWE the first time, they were aware of what was too come and how much talent I had and how better I was than everybody on the roster.Angelina Love: I know we were certainly blessed when you walked in on us. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You were blessed? I was just shocked. I seen HLA before, but damn, between you two, that was some of the hottest HLA I ever seen in my life. The girls both just smirked, leaning in and kissed Derrick on the cheek as he drove to the house. He was almost close to his parents home. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I'll take that as a welcome then.The girls just giggled and soon Derrick had a call on his cell phone. The rule didn't apply in Louisiana yet that if you talked on your cell phone, you'd get pulled over and arrested, but you think Derrick was worried about that? Nope. He flipped open his phone, and it was his mom; Jane Sanderson calling him. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Hey Ma, what's up?Jane Sanderson: Where you at Derrick? Everybody is almost here. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I'm almost at the house with Angelina & Velvet. Who's there so far. Jane Sanderson: The Whole Family, Your Aunt Eileen, Uncle Peter, Cousin Jeff....Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Jeff is out of jail?Jane Sanderson: Yeah, got released a few nights ago; but please Derrick, don't tease him about it. He already feels horrible about it. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You expect me not to say anything to him?Jane Sanderson: I know it's going to be hard for you, but please, this one night only I'm asking. It's a nice family gathering, don't ruin it Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I'm not making a promise I wont. He's an idiot for getting caught, but anyway. Who else?Jane Sanderson: Of course your father, your little brother, and Jenna; Grandpa Louie with his "crew," and well the rest of the Uncles, Aunts and Cousins. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Nice, I'll see ya soon Ma. Jane was about to say "I LOVE YOU SON" but Derrick ended the conversation before Derrick could ever hear it. Derrick wasn't the guy that would say "I LOVE YOU" to anybody. He hasn't even said to the girls, sure it was more than fooling around with them, and he had fun with them, Angelina & Velvet felt the same for Derrick, but none of them has said it.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Conformation. Grandpa Louie and his crew are already there. Mostly everybody is at the BBQ, we are the only people that haven't arrived yet. Velvet Sky: Then you better step on it Derrick; because I'm starting to get hungry. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: If your hungry, I could always unzip my pants. Velvet Sky: NOT LIKE THAT D!!! We could always do that later. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I knew what you meant anyway; just felt like saying that. Derrick smirked as he drove even faster going OVER the speed limit. He even passed by a few cops going faster than the speed limit, but the cops knew who was in the car and wasn't going to stop Derrick. To them, Arresting a state hero would be wrong, they let Derrick go, and a few minutes later. Derrick was infront of him parent's house in New Orleans. Derrick helped the girls out of the car and closed the door. He looked around. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Not bad, they actually kept the place pretty nice looking. His parents lived in a mansion. They had a butler, maid, anything you could think of, Jane & Bob Sanderson had. They were millionaires who were lucky enough to win the lottery one night and hit it big, they instantly moved into the mansion. Derrick looked over at the corner and smirked as a mexican was mowing the lawn. He couldn't resist. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Hey girls, go in the backyard with my folks. I got something I need to do. I'll be with you in a few minutes.Angelina Love: Make it snappy Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I will. He slapped both of the girls asses, they smirked and walked away going into the backyard with the family. What do you expect Derrick to do? Of course, go torment the guy who was cutting their lawn, the mexican. Derrick smirked as he walked up to him. Derrick looked over at the lawn, not a bad job. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Not a bad job Javier. Javier: Si, gracias Senor Sanderson. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Really worked hard out here and I see you sweating from all that work. Javier: Mucho lawn.Derrick smirked reached into his pocket, and took out 2 cents. He flipped it over to Javier as Javy caught it. Javier smiled at Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Don't spend it all in one place now. Javier: Si, Si. Gracias Senor Sanderson. This is great. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Made your day huh?Javier: SI!Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: That's wonderful. The lawns looks almost done, you keep up the good work. It's nice to know atleast there are some great mexicans out there that actually know mowing lawns are the only job they should be doing instead of mowing lawns. Mr. Man needs to learn that, he'll be the next one to mow my lawn.Javier: Si, Si. Mr. Man, bad man. Senor Sanderson beat him up, and make him bloody. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: And you know what that is Javier?Javier: SI!! Senor Sanderson is the king of the woooorrrlld!!! He's Mucho great. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Now you see, why can't all Mexicans be like you? Knowing there place in the world. Nice job Javier. Keep up the world, I'm going to eat. Javier: Can I take my break now Senor Sanderson?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: No. Derrick smirked as he walked away. Javier shrugged as he kept mowing the lawn. Derrick walked in the backyard and saw Angelina & Velvet get acquainted with everybody having a good time; both of them having a hamburger that his dad BOB Sanderson cooked off the grill. Derrick walked along the backyard saying Hi to his Aunts and Uncles; Derrick was actually having fun himself, laughing along to the jokes of his family relatives. He looked over at his cousin Jeff, and Jeff saw Derrick and nodded. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Jeff, you got a little white on your nose man. Jeff's eyes bugged out. Was there really something white on his nose? Not really, just Derrick being an ass. Jeff quickly ran away as Derrick just laughed his ass off about it; soon Derrick's sister Jenna ran up to him. Jenna Sanderson: DERRICK!!!! What's up?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Nothing, just taking a relaxing time away from EWE enjoying the BBQ that Mom & Dad are having. Jenna Sanderson: Everybody is loving Angelina & Velvet around here.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: That's awesome. Glad to here they are enjoying having the girls here. Jenna Sanderson: What about you bro? Mr. X-Core Champion doing no word in EWE. I've watched, you're still doing an awesome job. Beating White Tiger? Now that's one hell of an accomplishment. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Ptff, I knew I had that win in the bag when he first challenged me anyway. Nothing stands in my way, not even Mr. Man; trying to be big and tough getting in my way. Jarrett gave him a match with me, that's cool, Manny will be in bad shape when it's all over. Jenna Sanderson: That's right. Your top guy around EWE no matter how many people say you aren't. Nobody else on the roster hasn't been anymore smoking than you've been.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I am the best thing smoking in EWE anyway. Step in my way, I'll knock you down and hurt you.Jenna Sanderson: I don't need to be there anymore to watch. I already know how your going to do. With Angelina & Velvet watching over you, no worries.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Mutal thing. I'm looking after the girls to make sure they are safe, and they are doing the same for me.Jenna Sanderson: Seems like it's working.Derrick's dad Bob Sanderson came over to them and handed Derrick a plate with two hamburgers on them. Derrick smiled and nodded towards his dad. Derrick was letting loose at this BBQ having fun, and not acting like the Derrick everybody knows in EWE. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Thanks Dad. Bob Sanderson: No problem Derrick; I must say though. Angelina & Velvet are two sweet girls. I like them alot Derrick, don't fuck it up mister.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I wont.Bob nodded at his son before patting him on the shoulder and walking away. Derrick nodded Angelina & Velvet over by Grandpa Louie and his crew talking about things. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Time to for to go say Hi to Grandpa Louie. I'll see you later Jenna. Jenna nodded and said goodbye to Derrick. Derrick started to walk over to where they were; Derrick's younger brother Jason Sanderson stopped Derrick just to say HI.Jason Sanderson: Hey Big Bro.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Hey Gay Bro.Jason Sanderson: I'm NOT GAY!!!Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Keep telling yourself that.Derrick laughed walking away, finishing up his first burger. He got up to Grandpa Louie and put his arms around the girls nodding towards Sal, Ralph and Tony. Grandpa Louie: AH, my young protege Derrick. How are you doing son?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Doing great Granps. How are you guys doing?Grandpa Louie: Y' know. Living mostly. How's everything going in EWE?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Y' Know, doing my thing. Dominating fools like I normal do who think they are better than me.Grandpa Louie: That's right. Don't let anybody push you around Derrick. You need anybody whacked? We can do the job for you.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Nope, I got everything under control like I normal do. Grandpa Louie: Gotta go Peru for a show huh?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah. Grandpa Louie: Watch yourself and watch after these two beautiful girls. A lot of dirty people are in Peru, trust me; we know. Derrick looked at both of the girls on his side, and just smiled at both of them. Angelina & Velvet kissed Derrick on each side of his cheeks. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Trust me, I won't let anything happen to these girls right here. Mr. Man, just another guy in my path of my glory. Grandpa Louie: And we know your going to teach him a lesson.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: For the second time, you got that right.And that was how most of the BBQ went on for the rest of the day. Angelina & Velvet enjoying their time with Derrick's family. Derrick actually having fun for a change, laughing around, telling family stuff of what went down and everything like that. The BBQ totally made the girls & Derrick forget about those problems they had and actually have fun for a change; but that was all going to change once they had to leave Louisiana. The scene soon faded out.
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Post by 'eWe's Gold Standard' Mr. Man on Jun 2, 2008 16:52:26 GMT -5
I had this done since like Saturday, but because Proboards was being gay, I wasn't able to post until now, so yeah. A Message
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Post by Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson on Jun 8, 2008 13:26:51 GMT -5
Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Tonight is the night, tonight is the night that I end it all with the Mexicans; once and for all those motherfuckers are going to leave me alone, leave Angelina & Velvet alone. I'm going to dominate Mr. Man and show him how much of a pussy Mexican he is. He hasn't been able to beat me, he isn't going to get through me; even though I am the X-Core Champion which means I have to be a joke of a champion to hold the belt? Well Guess what. I'm more than a fucking joke, I'm more of a wrecking ball on this damn roster. I faced everybody who management thought could end my winning streak and make me respect a few people backstage; but nothing like that is going to happen. Give me anybody, give them to me anywhere you want; but in the fucking end, just like all the other times *The Sandman* will prevail. I'm ending all this shit with the Mexicans. Mr. Man is the last thing that's going to put an end when I dominate him for the second time. Derrick, and the girls were already in Lima, Peru for the Retribution Event. Angelina & Velvet were off backstage doing all the interviews they needed to do before the show started. Derrick was all off alone while the EWE's Camera Crew followed him backstage as he was talking about his matchup and everything that's been going on.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I've been hearing all this talk that EWE is sinking and we are in it's darkest hours and might be closing within a few weeks, If that does happen, then everybody will forever know around here that I was ontop of my game and I'm not going to be losing to some fucking mexican who thinks he's good; but lost everything he had when he lost the EWE World Title to Android 18. Manny, you're still nothing but a failure kid; and you still think you got a shot in beating me? Yeah, I actually listened and heard everything I had to say, everything you had to say to Angelina and Velvet. Do you think I'm actually going to be standing in the middle of that ring and fear you? Do you think I'm going to be backing away from you? Hell no, I fear nothing about you, I fear nothing about you heritage or how you grew up. Why should I? Your nothing Manny, and you will never be anything ever again around here except for my own personal little doormat who I will step on tonight at Retribution and make it the second time you actually thought you were good enough to beat me; but I dominated you once again.Derrick shook his head as he kept walking along backstage. He was already dressed for the event for tonight and had the X-Core Championship around his waist, he did get some dirty looks for the other mexicans who were working just for one night only in EWE just because they were in Peru; but Derrick wasn't worried really about the looks he was getting.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Let's see, new EWE General Manager Jeff Jarrett book you against me to teach me some sort of lesson? What exactly are you going to teach me anyway? How to eat a burrito without puking or farting afterwards? How to Lie and get away with it? How to Cheat without getting caught? How to Steal and not give anything back? I could do all of them on my own anyway; I don't need your help in doing that. The only lesson going to be shown tonight at Retribution is why you shouldn't fuck with *The Sandman,* the same guy who has been rolling since October, the same guy that has held two different titles on two different occassions, the same guy that has won eleven straight victories. You could say I beat a bunch of nobodies to earn this winning streak; but Manny, I did alittle history on your wrestling record around here, and you never had such a winning streak like mine. Derrick laughed shaking his head actually thinking about that one as he kept on walking around backstage. Derrick was just walking for the hell of it, he actually wasn't planning on going anywhere, he was just killing time as the day went bye. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You're not like me, you can't be as good as me, so you're just jealous of the streak I'm on; but you know in you're tiny little mexican peanut shaped heart that you're afraid, afraid that you know I'm going to hurt you badly tonight; you know you can't beat me, and end the winning streak. All others have failed, and what makes you any different from any of these lame people on the roster we got? A Timekeeper said he was going to end it, a cold hard bitch said she was going to end it, an EWE legend who went nuts just because he couldn't handle me said he was going to end it, now I got the fake Golden Standard, "The Future" saying he's going to end it? Give me a fucking break Manny. I'm the King of the Mountain around here, I'm the top class around EWE; in my short time around this place, I'm already looked at as the top superstars around here. I only held the Pure and X-Core Championship. How long did it take you to actually get noticed? Derrick turned the corner to notice that Angelina & Velvet were once again beating down Leticia Cline. Derrick had a good lauhg about that one, and they even put a paper bag over her head.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Oh shit...the paper bag treatment. Nice.Leticia tried to walk away with the paper bag over her head; but she crashed into the wall and knocked out herself. Angelina & Velvet just laughed about it. They seen Derrick and they both blew a kiss his way, he smirked and waved at them. Angie & Velv soon went off in separate directions continuing with there interviews.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: So Manny, you want to try to send me a message? What message is that anyway? I didn't hear anything that would send me a message anyway. Everything you actually had to say, I didn't care anyway. I don't give a fuck. You say my win a few months ago was just a fluke huh? Well we'll see about that one wont it, and you know after Retribution it was nothing but a real win and wasn't a fluke at all. Difference between you & I Manny? You weren't even good enough to start on Xplosion, hell, you got placed on Heatwave early in your EWE. Only losers start out on heatwave, and Manny, your still a loser anyway, you're just a loser with a World Title Championship under his achievements; but did you see me start on Download when I first started in EWE?Derrick smirked and shook his head. He then saw a few stage workers help up Leticia, they helped her shake off the "cobwebs" after knocking herself out. Derrick couldn't help it but laugh at that. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I was never on Download; because management already knew that had a star in the making even after my first match against the person who is now the International Champion. I'm too great to be stuck on Download, everybody else that is below me, like you, Eli Hogan, hell practically this whole entire roster is below me. None of them deserve to breathe the same air as me. All the now title holders, just need to handover the belts to me; because once I do face the International Champion, the X-Division Champion, and hell even the Undisputed Champion, I will beat them all and easily become the next EWE Grand Slam Champion. Everybody wants to hate on me because I'm cocky? Well that's just great, keep the hate, because everything I say is the truth.From the distance, Derrick saw Damon & Scotty talking about their matches at Retribution. Damon suddenly saw Derrick looking at them, Damon pointed to Derrick's X-Core title, and pointed to himself. Derrick laughed shaking his head and turned the corner of the hallway. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I don't even get way management is even having an X-Core Contendership match between Damon James, Jermaine Kent and Jesse Woods. I'll beat them all without a problem anyway. Damon James I'll just easily beat like the last two times I faced that fuck. Who the fuck is Kent and Woods anyway? Ah well, doesn't matter, because neither of those three guys can take away the X-Core Championship away from me. Just one by one, I'm taking out everybody on the roster. Rikku was smart enough to quit EWE too, I know she didn't want a piece of *The Sandman* because I would humilate her like her buddies Android 18 and White Tiger. Derrick saw half of the EWE roster getting ready for the matches. Derrick didn't pay attention to any of them, none of them were even in his league, they glared at Derrick as he went by, he smirked. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Manny, do everything you need to do to get ready ESSA; but you will know what's going to happen after this night is over. The Mexican gets hit with some Pure Domination and I finally end this shit I got with the Mexicans, and you career is DONE! Derrick smirked as he walked away; finally catching up to Angelina & Velvet as they kept tormenting some people on the roster as our scene faded out.
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