Scotty Blaze Vs Chris Hero

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[Scotty Blaze]

The scene opens up with Scotty Blaze walking down the old EWE Lockerroom area. He sees some of the talents that have come around since he has left he continues to walk as he gets stopped by Trixy.

Trixy: Scotty I haven't seen you in an EWE arena for months. Last you let people know about you is that you just straight up fucked off. Are you sure you still got what it takes to even be in the EWE?

Scotty: Your talking to a man who is known to hold gold. Your talking to a former International and former Mid Eastern Champion. Basically I got the same credentials as some of the hall of famers going around. In no time I will be claiming more gold. Your talking about the TRUE RETURN of "The Street Legend" Scotty Blaze! Your talking about me getting back in the ring where I belong. Speaking of me getting back in the ring do you have the slightest clue on who my opponent is this week?

Trixy: Your opponent is Chris Hero.

Scotty: That jobberific piece of crap? The guy who was Sterling James Keenan's lackey. The same two pieces of crap that couldn't even knock off my protege Damon James? How in the hell did SJK finally win a title? Well then again he did face Brett Unknown winning a title off him isn't much to brag about though come on X-Skull did it in what 30 seconds? Austin Paul? I know he left a hell long of a time ago but didn't he straight up destroy him for a title also. Brett Unknown or whatever that emo fuck calls himself is a man who just can't hold a title. He has trouble winning them back also. So to my point is I'm back knocking off the jobbers to prove to McMahon I'm back to make MONEY! Sure don't expect nothing of them original Scotty Blaze except for one thing.

Trixy: What's that?

Scotty Blaze pulls out a footlong joint with the fans watching this cheering for Scotty. Scotty then pulls out his lighter and does the usual for himself getting stoned.

Scotty: Well this brings back old times. Now for Chris Hero your are only wasting your damn time. You were nothing when I left EWE and you are still nothing now! You are the same nothing as when you were nothing more than SJK's little BITCH! That's all you still are also. Hell atleast I can say I was K~Dawg's equal when we teamed.

Trixy: Scotty you slacked off while you were teaming with K.

Scotty: Trixy take a hit.

Scotty forces the joint in Trixy's mouth and forces her to take a couple of hits Scotty then takes his joint back and smokes some more of it.

Trixy: You asshole! I don't smoke weed!

Scotty: You should start you'ld be more calm. Hell look I've sold bags to Gino Knoxx, Dan Taylor, and Snake they were all calm as fuck yo.

Trixy: None of them three are with EWE at the moment either.

Scotty: Yet I'm still here! I could convince the other big names and legends to smoke also. Hell I was trying to get fried as fuck before I had a chance to win the tag titles, but I got too stoned and jumped by some reverand wannabe. Now this ain't about who's here or how much I smoke this is about I'mma light me a joint going into the fight and I will finish it after I beat Chris Hero into the ground. Now Chris Hero's only concern should be will he be alive after I am done beating him into the ground. I'm not even looking to go for a pinfall or submission I'm just looking to knock someone THE FUCK OUT THIS WEEK! So Chris Hero are you feeling like you stand a chance in hell this week? Are you ready to take on a Natural Born Killa? You sure you can handle me inside the ring? Chris remember this and remember it good I don't play games. Your out of your league like high schoolers playing Lebron James. I am the world's 10th wonder. I still need to get my revenge ON RED THUNDER! You sure your ready to fight? Saturday will be your worst night! You should just head home! While I smoke this joint to MY DOME!

Scotty smokes the rest of his joint by himself with Trixy just walking off acting like there is someone more important to interview. Scotty then just heads towards the ring then just turns and heads to his locker room and it's the way he left it a mess and a 6 foot bong just sitting there.

Scotty: Damnit where's Mini-Blaze or Mini-Dawg when you need em?

Scotty packs the bong and snaps his fingers as Mini-Blaze walks in alone with a lighter and lights the bong for Scotty as he takes a huge hit.

Mini-Blaze: Yo Scotty!

Scotty: Yo Mini-me! HAHAHAHA! I SHALL CALL YOU MINI ME!!!!!

Mini-Blaze: You need to stop watching TV man especially while you smoke your getting retarded!

Scotty: Shut up and light the bong.

Mini-Blaze lights the bong again while Scotty takes another hit.

Scotty: Much better. Now that bitch Chris Hero ain't got nothin on me. He may be a "pure wrestler" then again I'm not just some straight up gimmick joke like The Ultimate Warrior. I'm the real fuckin deal I am Wrestling and Sports Entertainment in one. I'm the entertainment that most of these pure wrestlers lack and I got the wrestling abilities that half the gimmicks out there lack! I'm like the puerto rican Chris Jericho I'm entertainment and wrestling at the same FUCKIN TIME! So who's ready? No one is ready Wrestlemania 5 is around the corner and I look to appear at my first ever EWE Wrestlemania! I haven't won at a Pay Per View since SummerSlam! That's when I humiliated Lynx Madison for the EWE Mid Eastern Championship! I look to humiliate Chris Hero THAT MUCH WORSE! I look to even go gain myself some gold. I know just who has what I'm looking for also.

Scotty laughs due to the fact he's high as a kite and he has Mini-Blaze light the bong for him again and throws him a footlong joint to smoke while he smokes on the bong. The scene fades to black.