Shoplifting Stories?

[Danny Danger]

So I stroll on into south point and immediately start talking with this black dude that goes on and on about all the shit he could steal. "Ah nigga dat ain't even got a buzzuh on it! - Psh if dat ain't hadda buzzuh on it I'da been good to go..."

I thought he was really funny and awesome. Anyway I was rocking my newly bought skeleton hoody and he found this bandana, which I guess didnt have a buzzer or whatever and he was like "want me to steal this for you cuz dis all you right here"... and I was like sure. My boy put it in his pocket and walked right out, gave me the shit!

All in all, I didn't shoplift, but seeing how easy that was, now I really want to

[kaboom]

I stole pogs when they were big. Someone had already opened the case and swiped some, so I stole a couple pogs and a slammer.

[Brad]

I stole sweets when I was like 5... and once on a trip to Alton Towers (Britain's biggest amusement park), with the school, I walked straight out of the gift shop with a slinky like thing without even realising I had it in my hand... so by that points I figured, what the hell!

[The Cabbage]

i stole a pack of skittles when i was 3...