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Post by Jay on Apr 10, 2008 13:24:57 GMT -5
RolePlay Limits[/u] Max Number of RolePlays: 5 Max Length of each RolePlay: 3k(3,000) Words[/size] RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day MUST HAVE ONE ROLEPLAY UP BEFORE DL DAY IF YOU WANT TO DO MORE THEN ONE 10 Man 30 Minute Hardcore Time Limit Match James Manson[c] Vs SJK Vs Brett UnKnown[c] Vs Derrick Sanderson Vs Scotty Blaze Vs Eli Hogan Vs Ryoko Vs Melissa Maivia Vs Chris Hero Vs Betty Gein
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Post by Scotty Blaze on Apr 12, 2008 11:24:30 GMT -5
The scene shows Scotty Blaze in the back celebrating his first victory back in the EWE. He is seen with a celebratorial blunt and he is seen kicking backstage relaxing as Trisha Jones is there to tell him about his match at Wrestlemania V.
Scotty: Well that seems like something right up my ally. I take on 9 little punks to win the X-Core Title? Who do I got? Eli Hogan? Come on seriously couldn't they have put someone who can actually wrestle at my level in this match? Eli the kid has heart, but compared to me he is just another name in the lockerroom.
Trisha: Scotty that's not your only opponent how about Brett Unknown or James Manson they have taken EWE on a ride and they are the champions entering the match what about them?
Scotty: Brett Unknown? James Manson? Seriously they are NOWHERE near my level. James Manson was a little jobber then and he's still that same little jobber now. Brett Unknown? He can't hang with Damon James and the best opponent in this match was the guy who jumped Damon and took his credit quite the while ago for the Pure Title. So not even Derrick Sanderson is a threat to me.
Trisha: Your saying your opponents in this match all 9 of them are nothing? Sterling James Keenan is no threat to you?
Scotty: Didn't Gino Knoxx himself take him and Chris Hero out in no time? K~Dawg took him and Rikku out in that same ammount of time and if I were in that match I would of been one half of the EWE Tag Team Champions. So Sterling James Keenan would need 4 of himself to give me a challenge at Wrestlemania. This is my first time at the big show and it most likely won't be my last. I still got the EWE Championship set in my eyes, but everyone has to start somewhere am I wrong?
Trisha: Well your right Scotty, but 9 guys you sure you can win this match as easily as you say you can?
Scotty: Your talking about the man who remade the EWE Mid Eastern Championship and was about to bring the International Championship into that same catagory. I've beaten names like Nero Phoenix, Ciaran Michaels, Lynx Madison, and Slade Craven. I've made them all look like jokes! There isn't a soul in the EWE who can stop me from succeeding. So why are you so convinced there is a challenge for me in this matchup?
Trisha: For you've been away for a while and some people have gotten better and Derrick Sanderson has torn apart the Xplosion lockeroom when there still was an Xplosion lockerroom. Things are different then back then.
Scotty: Ryoko what kind of name is that? Is that another one of them goofball guys with some "intimidating" name to try to scare the competition? I could beat that motherfucker tripping off acid.
Trisha: Scotty you sure?
Scotty: I can beat anyone on any given day remember that Trisha. I am particular to the color gold. I love gold as much as I love sex, drugs, money and murder. There isn't anyone in the EWE who can stop me from collecting gold. I'm looking to move up the ladder in the EWE aswell after this match. I look to go back after a title I never lost. I'm looking at the EWE International Champion. I'm looking to become a DOUBLE CHAMPION! I'm looking to be the #1 man in the EWE. I'm looking to be the guy everyone looks to see back in these doors. I'm the same as I was before. I'm the motherfucker that will beat you for your money and not think twice about it. Wrestlemania is around the corner and this match is the unification of the X-Core and the Pure Title and this means history and history means a potential induction to the hall of fame. That's the goal of every superstar in the EWE. To reach the hall of fame and be immortalized forever and ever. So when I win that is one step closer for me to getting into the hall of fame. Then win the X-Division and the Undisputed Championships I will become the first GRAND SLAM SUPERSTAR in this new age for I've already laid claim to the International Championship and winning the other two after winning the X-Core Championship and the International back I will become the true GRAND SLAM CHAMPION of the new era. Yeah winning it once would do the same, but to do it again and win it again in the new era would be much more legacy to my already GREAT CAREER!
Trisha: Scotty you need to focus on the future you predict for yourself. Your too careless at times and you just seem to slack off at times aswell.
Scotty: Your starting to sound as dumb as Trixy Trisha. Don't do that to me. I can handle anyone in that ring.
Trisha: Don't compare me to no dumb bitch Scotty.
Scotty: Now I'll be honest now Derrick Sanderson is the closest thing to a potential challenge in this match. I beat him I can say I did beat someone who's almost worthy of being in MY LEAGUE! He has beaten some impressive people since joining EWE. He in his debut beat Damian Black who became Eric Michaels who ended up being Danny Danger yet again. He did run around with Dan Taylor for quite the while aswell. I do expect him to be up there with me in this match. So Derrick I will tell you this once. Stay the hell out of my way and you will continue to be able to have a career here in the EWE. You will be able to be a potential big name in the EWE. You will not be some mere shadow if you don't fuck with me. I am the last name you wanted to see against you at Wrestlemania I will tell you that much right now Derrick I will make your first Wrestlemania your worst one you will ever encounter. I will show you that when we get in the ring. I am thankful for the 30 minute time limit aswell though. It give me 29 more minutes than I need to even ultimately destory my competition. To make people suffer and tap for their lives. I will make sure that pain is dealt out evenly though. I will make sure everyone suffers the pain I will be dealing out threwout this match.
Trisha: You shouldn't sleep on anyone in this matchup.
Scotty: Well if you look at the track sheets Derrick Sanderson is the only one who has done anything in the EWE that is worth mentioning he has wins over some of the best that were on Xplosion and I beat the guys who were on the better show Chaos! So put the man who was main eventing Chaos in a ring with what one, two, three, five of Xplosion's Pure Division competitors and four nobodies? I got this in the bag! Then again Eli isn't anyone serious either. Unknown and Manson are leaving Mania titleless. SJK and Sanderson should just expect to leave with what they enter NOTHING! Leave with what you are anyways guys! It's time I return to the MAIN SHOW! It's time I return to PAY PER VIEWS on a monthly basis. I will be returning to fame after Wrestlemania and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me. If you want to try to stop me I will welcome any and everyone to, but it won't be easy.
Trisha: You think being the only one to ever grace the International Championship in this match makes you simply better Scotty?
Scotty: It doesn't make me think it. It makes me KNOW IT! It makes me know that I have already been truely successful in the EWE where as no one else has even come close to being truely successful and I will be a TRUE LEGEND when my career is said and done. I am a man of success and I look to keep that going for me. I have held titles everytime I've wanted on over my shoulder. If I want something I go out and win it. There is no stopping me and there is no defeating me either. BEAT ME if you can SURVIVE if I let you. That's all there is to be known about me when your in the ring with me. Many people just couldn't survive some of the best out there couldn't hang with me. I got names like Alex Stone and Johnny Chaos on my victum list is there anything that can top that? ANYTHING? That's what I Thought nothing at all can top what I've done here in the EWE. The others in this match can't make claims as big as that.
Trisha: You got a point.
Scotty: Of course I do I am the human highlight reel of the EWE and I will prove I am the human highlight reel of the EWE no matter what I go to do to prove so. So who is out there and who wants to die? There isn't anyone who is ready to die inside the squared circle again me. Death is all that will be dealt aswell. I am "The Street Legend", "The Stoned Symbol of Wrestling", "Mr. Parental Advisory" I'm too illegal for TV is what I am saying. I will maek sure I spread that message loud and clear everytime I get the chance to do so. So Sanderson, Eli, Manson, SJK< Brett, Ryoko, Ms. Maivia, and you other two mystery fucks! Be ready for the beating of your lives will be dealt at MY HANDS and at MY EXPENSE! So feel honored your even in the ring with me most people would kill just to be in the ring with me your all getting it.
The scene fades to black as Scotty lights up a blunt in his locker room.
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Post by "Mental Messiah" SJK on Apr 12, 2008 12:43:54 GMT -5
OOC: Yeah I no showed why didn't know the deadline was just a day or two.
SJK doesn't look to happy. He looks alittle disappointed actually.
SJK:I finally had a title and to what lose it in one week.
LS: Well hey atleast that short title reign was enough to get you onto Wrestlemania.
SJK: At Wrestlemania I will regain what is mine.
LS: Damn straight.
SJK: The gloves are coming of. SJK is going to be back on the right track come Wrestlemania.
LS: Yes this is what I want out of you that fire and desire to be the best.
SJK; If that is what you wanted then you got it. No more lazy SJK you are going to get then man who ended careers and raised alot of hell. To the nine other men who is in there against me. Beware. I am here to hurt mame and maybe even murder to get myself that title back!
Johnny Devine walks in and approaches Keenan.
SJK: I'll be damned I think I just saw a ghost.
JD: Not my fault I haven't been booked.
SJK: True dat.
JD: Well I saw you won gold and lost it man in one week. Dude what the Hell man.
SJK: Not my fault. Damn quick ass deadline. I was busy with real life and shit.
JD: Hey I can see where your coming from man. Life can be a hassle some times.
SJK; Damn straight. You going to be in my corner man?
JD: No I am going to be in the match. I am entering that damn little preshow match.
SJK: Ohh so you are after my title to?
JD: Hell Yeah.
SJK: Well good luck with that.
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Post by *The Silver Standard* Ryoko on Apr 12, 2008 16:14:56 GMT -5
Here I Come.
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Post by "Simply The Best" Chris Hero on Apr 13, 2008 23:52:16 GMT -5
Scene opens with Chris Hero backstage he takes a deep breath. He just passed the first stage. He is now apart of Wrestlemania. Whats next is the hard part. The X Core title match. Can EWE's Savior win the big one.
Hero: Looks like I am just Full of Suprises. I have taken another step in the right direction. Now here I am Wrestlemania the biggest show of the Year in a title match none the less. I must be doing something right.
Trixy comes up out of nowhere. Sticks a Microphone right in Hero's face.
Trixy: Chris Hero long time no see what have you been up to?
Hero: Like my hero The Franchise Shane Dougles I am now a Manager at my local Target(Which is the Truth by the way)
Trixy:How do you feel about the new comer Ryoko?
Hero: Who is she to talk about me. Now Granted I haven't been around that much. But Little girl Fuck You and Fuck WCW. You know who the Hell I am? I am the Savior of EWE I am Chris Hero!!!!!!!! I was apart of one of the most feared tag teams in EWE The Kings of Wrestling. I took p art of one of the bloodest battles ever in the Last Man Standing versus Sterling James Keenan and you dare try to school me. Bitch I will smack you like you owe me money.
Trixy: One of your firends Johnny Devine missed out on a huge chance....
Hero: Give the dude a break. Lets see how much time you would have between real work and having to take care of a little baby. The dude has Life to deal with he is still here in EWE. He will return when he can.
Trixy: Ok now another I guess you would call a friend Sterling James Keenan is in this match your thoughts?
Hero:Yeah we are tight. But we are going our own paths. Now will the Kings ever reform who knows where the road will lead us. But as of now we both have our eyes on the X Core title there for we will have to fight each other.
Trixy: Any words about the others in the match?
Hero: Four Words. YOUR SAVIOR HAS RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOC: I might not win this match cause there are some awesome RPers in it but I do plan on returning to EWE full time now. OHH HAPPY DAY BITCHES!!!!
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Post by Scotty Blaze on Apr 15, 2008 22:54:39 GMT -5
(OOC-This rp is more threw the eyes of the character so invision seeing everything he sees when your reading this or next time you do as read here. Fuck it here's the rp.)
The scene opens up in Scotty's office in his home of Atlanta. He is stoned as fuck like usual. He gets the bright idea to take some shrooms so Scotty's more out of it than ever. He is smoking a blunt and he starts to trip and starts seeing some weird things. He sees a talkin kangaroo that talks to him.
Scotty: Woah What up dude?
Kangaroo: Yo Scotty! Why you gettin fucked up? Why ain't you lazy ass getting ready for this match?
Scotty: Yo I thought you were just talkin for a moment. Wait you were dude! Now I thought I could find some spiritual figure then I thougth fuck that this way is much more fun. How should I get prepared for this matchup? I know I can hang with these dudes.
Kangaroo: Dawg you trippin! What would you do right now if that Ryoko bitch came out of nowhere ready to kill you man! Haven't you seen them Japanese cartoons? Them motherfuckin freakshows are scary strong. Hell you seen what #18 has done to people right?
Scotty: Umm...the only cartoon I watch man is Spongebob Squarepants. That motherfuckers funny as hell when your hi as a kite.
Kangaroo: Your hopeless! What about Derrick Sanderson that dude well. I'll tell you what he's been doing since he entered EWE. He's been on fire!
Scotty: You know what I've been since I've entered the EWE? I've been on a rampage/a slampage/a motherfuckin campain/to kill every motherfucker that I see point blank/yall gonna die/yo you all gonna die/it's not your life/it's my life so just look at my eyes!
Kangaroo: Who da fuck you bite that shit off of?
Scotty: One of my many people no need to worry about it. He ain't no mainstream bitch! He keep it underground he keep it so deep Sadaam Hussain couldn't get down that deep!
Kangaroo: DAMN!!!! Well you got me there you have been on some sort of a rampage. AGAINST WHO? Rick Cage? Benji Homan? Gavin Masterson? Weren't you tooled on by Johnny Nitro? Alex Stone? Johnny Chaos? Hell RED THUNDER TOOLED ON YOU! Didn't you get jumped on daily basis by people like Lynx Madison and Johnny Nitro? One of them two who aren't even in EWE anymore? The other has injury problems. Alex Stone man second time you two met up HE STRAIGHT FUCKED YOUR SHIT UP MAN!
Scotty: WHO PUSHED HIM JUST AS FAR AS THE LIKES OF JOHN CENA? JOHNNY CHAOS? HELL K~DAWG GOT STRAIGHT FUCKED UP! That's my homie for real, but truth hurts. Johnny Nitro had a weekly basis he had my number I just never was able to beat him. THREE LOSES IN A ROW! Then again it hurts gettin that against someone especially someone you despise with a fucking passion! Someone like Johnny Nitro is nothing more than some egotistical rich bastard who needs his ass kicked.
Kangaroo: Scotty he was the better man THREE WEEKS IN A ROW! Your bitch couldn't take his on. He basically had Alex Stone pummel you around the ring before he even got in the ring with you. He knew not to get to you when you were pissed. He rather have the UFC like Alex Stone hammer you around the ring for a while. Then Nitro would pick up the scraps know K and Stone would fight to the back. Basically leaving a wounded animal to the smarter scavenger. A scavenger strikes when your at your worst. He just saw you beaten the fuck out of so he's taking that chance to bea tyou down.
Scotty: I KNOW!!!!!
Kangaroo: Well then there was Dynamic Destruction. The night Johnny Nitro let you have that near taste of retaining that EWE Mid Eastern Championship. Johnny Nitro probably planned the referee getting knocked out and letting you hit the 4-2-0! He knew to beware the Street Respect. Everyone knows that your Street Respect is one of the hardest submissions to break out of. Everyone who was ever locked in it has tapped for their lives. With or without referee vision.
Scotty: I bet I lock your ass in it your beg to be released from it. Wait you ain't no human so I'll just "go hunting!". So fuck what happened back in September I bet if he was still around I'ld beat him into a bloody fuckin pulp.
Kangaroo: O.k. So we covered Derrick Sanderson and Ryoko. Who else is in this match?
Scotty: Well I ain't really said anythin bout him. He gets a nut off by being some little asshole. Shit now I got to ask him this! Wow Derrick does it really work? Cuz if so you need to find somethin else to get a nut off to. Maybe them two bitches you got could help you out! Look at this though you got me inside the ring at Wrestlemania. You need to think about what will happen to you when you get in that ring against me. The carnage and destruction I will cause and all the pain and suffering each and every individual will FEEL IN THAT MATCH! Your possibly my biggiest threat in this match, but I will tell you one thing and you need to listen up when I say this too. You need to stay the fuck out of my way or you will get the holy fuck beat out of you!
Kangaroo: Listen up and smoke that blunt there. Your a former Mid Eastern Champion you came close to shattering a record. Derrick Sanderson is the LONGEST REIGNING PURE CHAMPION EVER! Even longer than your protege Damon James. Wait Damon didn't even hold it that long EITHER time! Derrick Sanderson and Ryoko are seeming like your two toughest challenges right now.
Scotty: You know what? FUCK RYOKO! She ain't got shit on me. I will straight beat that bitch into the ground. I usually don't beat chicks cuz it ain't my thing. Ryoko wants to fight? Well I will give her a fight she will NEVER forget! It will be a fight that will leave 9 fallen victums in the path of one's destruction. That one is yours truely "The Street Legend" "The Stoned Symbol of Wrestling" "Mr. Parental Advisory" Scotty MOTHERFUCKIN Blaze! She will learn what the Street Respect feels like. When your arm and knee are about to be torn the fuck out of their sockets. People will suffer pain unimaginable when they get in the ring with me. Ryoko in 30 minutes you a few other new bitches! Never beens like Chris Hero, SJK, Eli Hogan and Brett Unknown. All of you will feel the pain and suffering of what a match against me is like. None of you are experienced of what I can do inside the ring. Ask Lynx Madison I put him on the shelf. Ask Slade Craven I took the EWE Mid Eastern Championship off of him like it was nothing. Ask Ciaran Michaels INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP! Need I say anymore? Sanderson is the only one who has tasted TRUE success compared to me. You could ask what about Brett Unknown?
Kangaroo: He's a 2 time Pure Champion.
Scotty: His reigns BOTH of them were shorter than Damon's! Also Damon never got straight up owned when he lost the title. Damon also lost the title the second time due to injury after facing his #1 Contender Rey Mysterio. Brett even time he gains a title he loses it in a week I SWEAR HE DOES! Got owned by Austin Paul who Damon completely owned for the title. He got lucky again against Damon only to get owned by X-Skull then at Halloween Havoc by Damon James in 15 SECONDS! Yes that same Damon James who eliminated Brett Unknown a.k.a. BZ Radical in 15 second. He defeats Sterling James Keenan or SJK in well A HELL LOT LONGER THAN 15 FUCKIN SECONDS! He beats X-Skull for the final decision. Two tap outs and one person who fell for the old possum trick. That's a protege of mine. Imagine what I can do. I'll have 9 people TAPING FOR THEIR LIVES! Some of these people I bet don't even show up for Wrestlemania afraid of the beating they are going to recieve at the hands of me. They will be those guys that enter that hurt themselves early in the match and can't continue to play with THE REAL SUPERSTARS! I bet Brett Unknown just considers doing that decision! He has wasted his career NOT SHOWING UP! He's the slacker of all slackers.
Kangaroo: You have no idea the real potential of all yours opponents. Betty Gein has tasted victory here in the EWE.
Scotty: Against who? He probably beat some 2 week programer. Guys who get EWE contracts and are gone in about 2 weeks! This is a new era of my career! Since I was released by "fucking off" this is a new start! I am 1-0 ALL OVER AGAIN! I look to break the original start I set here in EWE! In match two it looks to be my toughest challenge. I do intend to go to 2-0 though. Then the next 7 will be a breeze and I will of shattered my old record. Then I will continue to remain undefeated for there isn't anyone in the back who can stop me. I am a new "Street Legend" I am above the league I used to be in. I am a new chapter in a great story of my life. My life is a long story there's chapters of each part of my career. My last chapter was my 9 month run in EWE. Many great feats by gaining top name victums. More names are added to my EWE victums yet I will have a total of 9 after Wrestlemania since Chris Hero will be a repeat. There will be 8 new ones. There is no chance for anyone against me. What the fuck makes you think that any of them 9 superstars can defeat me. I've already humiliated Chris Hero. Eli Hogan is a younger Colin Delaney just good at taking beatings. That's all the two of them are good for. Sanderson will be out punched. He will be hit around with my many styles of fighting. I got too many backgrounds to humiliate the competition with. Sanderson can't stop me! NO ONE CAN! Ryoko will be BEATEN DOWN TO A PULP! SJK will be just another name on a long list of victums. SJK best hope I.C.P. gets signed and replaces names like myself or Sanderson. For I'm sure Sanderson probably bashed that idiot around. Brett Unknown he will fall in the matter of seconds. Betty Gein will be dismantled and suffering a HUMILIATING LOSS! Melissa Maivia? Whoever the fuck she is there will be nothing for her to want to even get in the ring for. She will be DISMANTLED in no time! There is no one who is meant to be safe in the ring when I enter it for the X-Core Championship Match. I will be the last Pure Champion ever and the NEW X-CORE CHAMPION! The Pure Championship shall be nevermore and many victums shall fall FOREVER MORE!
Kangaroo: Your confident maybe you need nothing from me. Maybe you need to go to REALITY AGAIN!
Scotty continues to smoke his blunt. He stops tripping long enough for Trisha Jones to enter the room.
Trisha: You ready for your matchup?
Scotty: More than ready!
Scotty Blaze continues to smoke his blunt as he goes back into his trip as the scene fades to black.
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Post by Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson on Apr 16, 2008 0:25:30 GMT -5
It didn't take Derrick that long to get off where he left off. Everybody saw at Saturday Night ShowDown the domination he gave the new Pure Champion James Manson at ShowDown to continue on his incredible streak he's been in EWE that is now at 8 straight wins. What other rookie has started like that with only 2 losses on his plate, held the Pure Championship and made it look that damn good? Derrick takes this show now to the room, and that stop will be at Kansas City for Wrestlemania 5, where 10 man will battle it out for 30 minutes to become EWE X-Core Champion, and not under 24/7 rules anymore. Derrick knows he can pull it off, hell, right now he's practically unbeatable in EWE as it stands. Who is going to be stupid enough to actually stand in his way? We open it up as we find Derrick, Angelina, and Velvet in Velvet's lockeroom. Derrick & Angelina were helping Velvet pack up her stuff because she got cleared to leave the hospital. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: It's about damn time they let you out. Velvet Sky: I know D, I wanted to get out of here so bad; but now I'm finally out, I'm healthy and it's back to the three of us. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Best news I heard all day. Angelina Love: How was the food babe? Velvet Sky: Are you kidding me? THe food was horrible. I can't stand hospital food. Thank god I now get to leave this place, and eat some better food. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah, like me. Derrick just grinned at both of them. Angelina & Velvet just giggled looking at Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Na, that's dessert. I was thinking more like McDonald's or Burger King or somewhere nice to eat before Wrestlemania 5 starts. Angelina Love: Yeah, sounds great Derrick. Velvet Sky: I wouldn't mind that; but dessert sounds so much better. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah, we need to get out of this room before the doctors find us dirtying the sheets. Derrick grabbed some of Velvet's bags helping her out. Angelina helped Velvet out of the room. She didn't really need help, but Angie helped her anyway. Lady at Desk: Checkout time?Derrick rolled his eyes. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: No, I'm just helping Velvet escape from this place; of course you dumb bitch it's checkout time for Velvet. We're leaving. Angelina Love: People are so dumb these days. Velvet Sky: Especially girls behind hospital desks who have the paper right infront of them to tell them what time a patients checkout time is. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Let's go girls, before we get any dumber staying in here. Both of the girls just flip their blonde hair at the girl. They each hang onto Derricks' air as they walked outside into the parking lot. Angelina helped Velvet get into the backseat of the car as Derrick put the bags in the trunk. He closed the trunk once the bags were in their, and got into the front seat. Velvet Sky: Derrick, I got to watch ShowDown from my room. It looked like you didn't miss a beat and left off where you started. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Of course Velvet. Did you expect anything less from me? Velvet Sky: A little ring rust, but nothing major. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Ring Rust? Yeah right, I didn't rust for nothing. I stepped foot into that ring, and did what I had to do to make everybody just remember who the fuck Derrick Sanderson is, and that is the best damn superstar that WAS on Xplosion and that will single handly beat every superstar that trys to get in my way that think they are better than me. Wrestlemania 5, these other nine guys don't know what they got themselves into. It's just going to be 30 minutes of domination for all of them. Nine Guys, and one belt? Who you think has the advantage in that one? Angelina looked back at Velvet, Velvet looked at Angelina; then both girls looked at Derrick obviously didn't know what he was talking about. Derrick saw their looks and laughed. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Girls, of course It's me that has the biggest advantage in winning the belt because these nine other bitches. Who's the man that has the winning streak in this match? Who's the man that beat the shit out of the current Pure Champion? Who's the man that has been mostly unstoppable since his debut and has everybody talking about him, even though half of the roster hates me? It's all me girls, I got the advantage in this 30 Minute 10 Man Hardcore Time Limit for the X-Core Championship. I'm better than the nine guys, I got a better record than the nine guys, and I got everything going for me than the other nine guys, and they are going to be set in there place once this is all said and done. I know the Pure Championship is being unified with the X-Core Championship during this match, and the Pure title is no longer going to be a belt which sucks, but atleast it's a belt that's going out to be known as one of the greatest EWE stars have held it and made what is it today and that was all me. If I had my choice, I would keep the Pure Championship just for myself, but I know Vince aint going to listen to me.Angelina Love: Wouldn't hurt trying D. Velvet Sky: Yeah Derrick, you could always ask him to give you the Pure Championship and you can hang that up in your house. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: That doesn't sound like a bad idea, but you actually think somebody like Vince McMahon is going to go for that idea. I know Vince likes my wrestling ability, and he's a fan of mine; but he's just not going to give me the Pure Championship to keep at my house, even though I made the current champion look like a bitch Saturday Night and showed everybody who the real and best Pure Champion their is and forever will be. When people talk about the Pure Championship into the future of EWE. They wont be talking about Damon James, Nero Phoenix, or Benji Homan; the only thing that's going to be associated with the Pure Championship is going to be how the man they called *SANDMAN* held it, and what kinds of things I pulled off while being the greatest champion of them all. I set new heights, I set new records with that belt, and I plan on doing the same shit once I get my hands on the X-Core Championship. Everybody will see *The Sandman* take the X-Core championship into new heights, once I hold onto that belt, no longer will it be defended first in the night, no longer will it change every time it gets defended on the first title defense. I'm a magic worker when it comes to holding the belts, nobody can't do it like I do. These nine people, they don't know what they got themselves into. I got eight straight wins, and I'm heading into Wrestlemania 5, my first wrestlemania apperance, girls actually think I'm going to lose on the big stage and my winning streak will be snapped just like that?Angelina Love: Hell No. Velvet Sky: Not you Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Exactly, that's why I'm taking this domination thing into awhole new level. Angelina Love: New Level Derrick? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You got Angie. Wrestlemania, EWE's Biggest Stage of them all, and EWE's Wrecking force making his first apperance at the big stage in this X-Core Title match. Guys want *Sandman* to get dirty and mid-evil on people, and that is what exactly is going to happen at Wrestlemania in this match. I'm going to put nine other people through 30 minutes of pure fucking hell once it's all said and done. When this match is over, nine other people are going to fear the name of Derrick Sanderson or they will worship the name because after all. Derrick looked at the girls and did his normal arrogant smirk. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I am a god among men everywhere. Every guy wants to be like me because they want to have things they can't have. For example: I got you two, every guy in America would kill to spend one night with you, but they can't because I got you both, and every other guy is shit out luck. They all hate because they want to be like me, shit, the guys on the EWE roster can deny it all they want, but I know some of them want to be just like me. It's not easy being somebody as godly as I am, but hey, somebody needs to pull off the job. When I do win the X-Core Championship, I heard about the history when It wasn't held under 24/7 rules: Johnny Chaos, Sean Lewis, Android 18 all held it before, you think they were good while holding it? Well I'll tell you something, everybody has seen nothing yet once I win at Wrestlemania 5. I'm not going to go out like some punk on the big stage and be humilate by some people that isn't even in the same league as me? Velvet Sky: Hell No Derrick. Angelina Love: This match is as good as yours baby. Derrick *Sandman*Sanderson: Ptff, I know this. These other nine guys are going to realize it too. Thinking they actually got a shot in beating me. Who the hell do they think they are? Some of them got some major problems, I know that much. Velvet Sky: Derrick, I only got one question for you babe? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: What's up Velvet? Velvet Sky: Why in the world are we still in the hospital parking lot? Angelina Love: You know, I was thinking the same thing. Derrick looked around, and yeah, he didn't even start the car yet either. He laughed a little before starting the car, and peeling out of the hospital parking lot. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Didn't even realize that. Velvet Sky: It's okay, we can forgive you. I know you were just getting excited about your Wrestlemania debut. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Excited? It's going to be awesome, and if you think Undertaker's Wrestlemania undefeated streak is awesome, just wait till you see what I do. I'm will become the first person in EWE to go undefeated at Wrestlemania. This year will be the first one, then the next one, and the year after that. You look at our roster now, it's fill with those so called legends like White Tiger, Sean Lewis, and Android 18 who couldn't even hack it in the ring with me and a given chance and just need to bow out now before I break their hips. Derrick smirked. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Oh wait a minute. I already broke Android 18 at Xplosion anyway, so right there I got nothing to worry about. I'm the only person in this X-Core title time limit match worth mentioning and actually anybody gives a damn about. If anybody else wins, it's just going to be any regular person, I win, everybody will be talking about me like they normally do. Angelina Love: You did hear about the last few additions to the match, right? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Not really, and I don't give a damn. Give anybody on the roster, and I can still beat them all without a problem. Angelina Love: You sure you don't want to know D? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Fine, who?Angelina Love: Eli Hogan, Ryoko, Melissa Maivia, Chris Hero and Betty Gein. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Eli, he's not in my level so I got nothing to be worry about with him. Chris Hero? The same shit with him, he belongs in jobber land, my farts got more talent that he does, but who the fuck are Melissa Maivia, Ryoko and Betty Gein? Betty Gein sounds like a cross between a female and something you use to wash your clothes with. Angelina Love: From what I heard. Betty Gein is a new guy on the roster trying to make an impact. Derrick had a awhile to go from Nebraska to Kansas City, so they had a lot to talk about between the trip. Derrick had to stop at a red light. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Damn red lights, holding me up, but Betty's looking to make an impact huh? Angelina Love: That's what every new person wants to do. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I didn't need to make an impact my first match in. I already made it when I first signed on the dotted line when I got my EWE contract, but Betty wants to make an impact and make a name for himself? Then let him do it, but he found the wrong match to do it in because his chances of winning are SLIM AND NONE! I've never seen the guy wrestle, nor do I actually care how he wrestles. Is he going to be a threat to me? Not really. Am I going to be scared? Hell No. I'm Derrick Fucking Sanderson, these nine guys should be worried on how I handle their fate at Wrestlemania 5. I can promise this: Some of them won't even be walking out once I get my hands on them.Velvet Sky: Derrick, I actually seen who Ryoko is. It's another Anime girl. The light turned green as soon as she said that and Derrick went, he looked in the mirror at Velvet so he wouldn't crash. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Are you kidding me?Velvet Sky: Not really. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Wow, this is sad. Really sad, is EWE actually getting that desparate to end my winning streak now they are getting cartoon characters to beat me? We got Android 18, Rikku, and now Ryoko? Angelina Love: She calls herself "THE SILVER STANDARD." Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Wow, I should be really scared now huh? Ryoko, the new Silver Standard of EWE, I should just turn around and head to New Orleans and give up this match and not even show up. Derrick started to laugh, making a turn going on the parkway leaving Nebraska. He was making his way to Kansas City, and by the way Derrick was driving. He was going to be there in no time. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: She's new, and Ryoko won't be a threat to me in winning the X-Core Championship if I got anything to say about it. When it comes to belts and *The Sandman* I have no competition, I do my damn thing, and I dominate everybody that stands in my way. I'll let Ryoko think she's actually a threat against me in this match, but in the end, everybody except for me is going to be filled up with shitloads of dissapoints. Everybody will be knocked the fuck out, while the ref is up, holding up my hand after 30 minutes and declaring me the new X-Core Champion, and like everybody has been seeing between SJK & Brett UnKnown how the title has been changes hands the past two weeks, that's not going to happen, because I will actually hold the belt longer than anybody. Derrick smirked. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Hell, that's what I'm known for anyway. Being the record breaker I am. Angelina Love: Did you watch or hear the things she said? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Not really. I got more important things to do with my time then listen to some fake anime character who doesn't even belong in a wrestling ring talk.Angelina Love: Make it short then. She said it's not going to be a walk in the park for you, and she's going to stay on you till time expires. That got a light laugh out of Derrick.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You see? The bitch is already worried about me winning the match that she's going to keep a close eye out on my like an eagle, but that's okay. I'll let Ryoko say anything she wants, and nothing is going to effect me in this match. I'm not scared of anybody in this match, and I know I'm better than the rest. All nine can come at me and try to take me out of the match; but I'll only fight back with all my strength and still win knocked out. Velvet Sky: What happens if you don't win Derrick? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Got no faith in me Velvet? Velvet Sky: I do Derrick, remember though. I am an interviewer before we hooked up. Kinda my job to ask the brain-busting questions. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Good point, but it's not going to be a big deal IF I lose, and that's a big IF. Then I'll aim higher and go after the next belt on my list which is the X-Division Championship or just might even skip over that and just aim for the Undisputed Title. Cameron Hayden, Rikku, Android 18? Please, I don't got no problem beating them. Derrick pasted a signed that entered them in Kansas, and weren't too far away from Kansas City. They were close enough to the arena. Angelina & Velvet were just happy they finally arrived, just like Derrick, it was their first Wrestlemania. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: It's about time Kansas City got to see a winner besides a loser. Not always fun to have somebody like Johnny Chaos representing you as a wrestler. Yeah, sure, he's been a champion, but hell, he lost to Alex Shelley, who the fuck loses to Alex Shelley? This place should grace me and bow to me when they first see me. A winner has finally arrive, and a winner will be wrestling a Wrestlemania. James Manson, we already covered his wannabe ass, everybody seen how I got him at ShowDown and will get him again. Melissa Maivia? I feel really sorry for her and how I'm going to torture her. The scene faded out as Derrick pulled into a Burger King.
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Post by Betty Gein on Apr 16, 2008 0:41:14 GMT -5
It was both a joyful day for Betty Gein. He always lived his life, how you could say, different. Hell, he legally changed his name to Betty Gein by combining Betty Paige, a sex icon, and Ed Gein, a notorious serial killer. He came from nothing, the ghettos of Helsinki in the baddest parts of Finland imaginable, and now, mere months after he was performing in from of 10 or 11 people for a 5 dollar paycheck, he was getting a shot at the X-Core championship. He sat at his hotel with a bottle of wine dressed in some leather pants, black combat boots, many belt accessories, and some black fingerless gloves. Like most occasions, Betty wasn’t wearing a shirt, because he loved to show off his damn near 50 pack. He sat the wine over on a table that had some blood red candles on it, and two plates, each with a steak on it. He poured the two glasses full with prime aged wine and sat down.Betty Gein: Ha, I told these stupid Americans from day one, didn’t I? I knew that my name was going to be gold plated after a month tops, and soon that prediction will become a sweet, sweet reality. Suddenly, the hotel door was knocked, and as soon as it was, Betty cracked a smile. He got up and moved over to the door, opened it and smiled. Before him was a very beautiful Asian woman in a skin tight red dress, much to the color of the very candles Betty had lit.Betty Gein: Just in time. Please, come in. Betty grabs her hand and leads her into the room with the table. They sit parallel to each other, each with a smile.Woman: Well, you flew me down here. What’s the deal? Betty Gein: You know I’m a wrestler, yes Amber? Amber: Unfortunately. I wish you wouldn’t do such things to your body. Betty Gein: Hush now. You know about Extreme Wrestling Entertainment, the company that signed me after they saw my tape from Eurofest 07? Amber: Yes, what are you getting at, Bet? Betty Gein: Well, Vince called me. I’m set to win the match on Download along with some Chris Hero guy, and get the chance at the X-Core belt at Wrestlemania. Amber: Serious? That’s great! Are you set to win that match? Betty Gein: Baby, this is Mania. This is like, the biggest thing in wrestling to these Americans. Download may be predetermined, but Wrestlemania is all out, every man for himself battles. Amber: Well… just don’t get injured… you know how I worry. Who’s in the match, anyway? Betty Gein: No one too big… of course, there’s Chris Hero. Amber takes a sip of the wine before responding.Amber: Chris Hero? The other dude that will win? Betty Gein: Yes, but I’m not really going to consider him a threat, fore he does not consider me as one. He didn’t even bother to mention me. But, I can tell you by seeing his first promo, he is absolute shit. Apparently he is returning to this place full time, which sucks for us I guess. He calls himself our savior, but he is obviously more so our path to demise. Vince letting him back in was a mistake in my book. How dare he compare himself to the one and only Shane Douglas, I ask? An icon like that shouldn’t be compared to anyone, someone who works at fucking target, no less. Amber: That was kind of harsh, babe… Betty Gein: In America, you need to be harsh, so expect more of it. Amber: Hopefully you’ll still make love like a chick… Betty Gein: You’re lucky I take that as a compliment. Speaking of chicks, one of my child hood heart throbs is in the match, Ryoko. Amber: Ryoko? Doesn’t ring a bell. Betty Gein: She was this space pirate chick on some show me and my brother watched when we were kids. In honesty I can’t remember much of the show, other then that I wanted to demolish her in the sack. Amber: Oh, that’s lovely. Betty Gein: Isn’t it? But crushes fade. Believe me, I still have yellow fever for you and you alone. Amber laughs.Betty Gein: Anyway, she isn’t nearly as good on a cartoon then she is on promos, apparently. Like Chris Hero, she seemed to focus on everyone but me, who is the only actual threat. She showed a lot of shit involving WCW, said she’s as tough as Eighteen and Rikku, among other things… if she things she’s half the, uh, woman that Eighteen and Rikku are, she’s crazy, and I won’t speak on the WCW bullshit because, frankly, I don’t care about WCW. What I do care about is winning this match, and if that means having to beat a cartoon I once spanked it to as a young boy, then so be it. Amber: Don’t diss the ladies now. Girl power 4 life! Betty Gein: I don’t care if Gwen Rose shows up and this turns into a man, woman, and both match, because I will walk out with that title. Seems as all these kids are treating this like just another match, not realizing that this is WRESTLEMANIA… I find it sad that the damn European has more respect for this epic night then these kids who were born and raised here… save Scotty… I think he might be an immigrant. Amber: Scotty? Scotty Blaze? Betty Gein: Yeah, how do you know? Amber: I watch every now and again. One of those agains I happened to see him. He seems pretty tough. Betty Gein: He is. He’s my biggest competition in this match I believe. He’s what I like to call an internet chat room bully. See, he’ll get up and talk all the shit in the world. He’ll cuss you out, your mom, your mom’s mom, and everything and everyone inbetween. But when it comes right down to it, when we finally meet face the face, they don’t have a damn thing that can back it up, and they come off that high of being untouchable, then get their asses beat down by the guys who save their energy for the ring like me. Amber: I wouldn’t go that far. Scotty was at one point going for the world title. Betty Gein: True, but that was how long ago? Now, he is just another jobber that is ruining the X-Core division before it can really even get started again. I don’t know about the other people in this match, but I for one REFUSE to let it become another Mid-Eastern title that is passed around among all the jobber left and right like a cheap, 2 dollar prostitute. He said that I probably beat some “2 week programmer”… true, I did, but that was mere warm up. Now that I’ve got my “destroy noobs on Download” phase over with, it’s damn time I shut the loud mouths like you up. It’s bad enough that Bret Unknown got to be the first to hold it officially in all that time, and I refuse to let Blaze sink it in even deeper. Amber: Oh my God, Bret Unknown? Betty Gein: You know him, too? Amber: Of course. He’s so hot. I wouldn’t reall go for it with him, he’s not goth enough for me, and changed his nick names and gimmicks too much… but right now he’s definitely cute. Betty Gein: Eh, to me he’s just another scene kid, and right now he’s clinging to the X-Core scene, something he needs to get off of, and bad. The one thing Bret Unknown for is, well, known for is not so much his talent… quite the opposite really… it’s his lack of talent. I mean, he’s been here, what, two years maybe, and still the biggest thing he has to brag about is the PURE title? Give me a break. He can go listen to another Avenge Sevenfold album and cut himself for all I care. It will be a PLEASURE to strip of a title I believe he didn’t deserve to gain in the first god damn place, much like the one hit wonder SJK. Amber: God, how many people are gonna be in this match?! Betty Gein: Quite a few, but believe me, if SJ-Fucking-K is the best they’ve got, I will walk away without a scratch, and WITH an X-Core title. I ask you, what kind of “champion” will lose his title on the first defense? Cabbage, that’s who. And if SJK is like Cabbage, then he deserves no such thing as an X-Core belt. An ass kicking, maybe, but no X-Core title. He says he wasn’t prepared basically, well too damn bad because if you want to be in this business, rather, be SUCCESSFUL in this business, then you need to be on the top of you’re game non stop, balls to the wall. Or, in Derrick Sanderson’s case, clit to the wall. Amber: Oh, I hate him… he’s such a preppy snob. Betty Gein: Indeed he is. I’ll punch him a few more times just for you. Amber laughs again.Betty Gein: Derrick Sanderson, it appears as though yin and yang will come together in this match when it comes to me and you, eh? You, the rich little puke that has always had it easy, against me, the outcast that built himself from nothing in a poor housing project in the downtown Helsinki? Man, I can not explain how amazing it will feel to do any and everything I wish to you, and I will tell you now, most of that will be the weapons that will be aloud. I mean, this idiot says he's gonna beat me, and also says that he has never seen me wrestle and doesn't care too... unlike you, I do my research Derrick, and you will be fucking done for. You picked a bad motherfucking night, Derrick. A bad night indeed. Amber: Weapons?! You didn’t tell me about that… Betty Gein: Yeah… I knew you might be scared, but you mustn’t be, only Derrick should. Derrick, Scotty may see you as the most challenge in this match, but I see you as another casualty that will wall to my terror. You may have been Pure champion… hell, a great Pure champion from what I hear. But this isn’t Pure. This is X-Core. Once you get a mere TASTE from me of what you will experience during that match, you will want to disappear quicker than Dan Taylor… but believe me, punk… I will NOT let you. Run back home to your daddy, Derrick, before you get hurt. And the same goes for Eli Hogan. Amber: Wait, Hogan? Like, Hulk Hogan? Betty Gein: Yep. Amber: Oh my… with a dad like that, you KNOW he’ll be tough! Betty Gein: Haha, it’s funny… even though his dad is considered to be the king of sports entertainment, he is the king of being a damn bore and a waste of time. Seriously, I will pay you a million dollars to stay awake though one of his promos, and believe me when I tell you that it ain’t gonna happen. He must be that weird, deformed brother that they keep in the basement while Nick and Brooke get the spotlight… ha, that WOULD explain the mask. And as far as actual in-ring skills? The kid’s a fucking train wreck. He’s like, the lucha libre version of the Great Khali, only 27 feet smaller. Amber: Man… how many other people are going to be in it? Betty Gein: Just two, my sweet. James Manson and Melissa Maivia. Amber: Hmm… Manson sounds kind of familiar… but Melissa rings no bell. Betty Gein: Yeah, I looked into it and didn’t find anything, so I’ll have to wait until I hear some of her material. Amber, who has precautious been eating her steak the entire time, takes another bite. Betty takes a sip of wine soon after.Amber: So, what’s up with this Manson fellow? Betty Gein: From what I hear, Bret Unknown’s butt-buddy. They certainly have that same “I’m trying to fucking hard to be a metal head” feel to them. But I won’t doubt him. He’s actually pretty good, if it wasn’t for his obsession with that wannabe metal band A7X. Regardless, with or without the terrible music, his future is no less dark then the rest of them. You hide behind those thick glasses, but at Wrestlemania, when that bell sounds, you will have nowhere to hide nor run, and you will fall victim to my rath like the other 9 that will enter that match. Amber: So all in all, you’re pretty confident about Mania? Betty gets up and heads over to the kitchen area and gets a black rose. Looking at it, still in the kitchen, he talks back.Betty Gein: Right now, at this moment, confidence is an understatement. He walks up to Amber from behind. He runs the buds of the rose across her neck, leaving her with a look of ecstasy, giving Betty a smirk.Betty Gein: Please, my love, let us christen this celebration in the bedroom. Amber, eyes still closed, responds with a smile.Amber: How could I possible resist? Betty grabs her hand and, like he lead her into the hotel in the first place, leads her into the bedroom. The door shuts, leaving the scene to fade with the site of it.
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Post by *The Silver Standard* Ryoko on Apr 16, 2008 15:16:06 GMT -5
Blood Bath
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Post by Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson on Apr 17, 2008 18:25:41 GMT -5
Derrick treated Angelina & Velvet to some Burger King. Sure it wasn't a nice dinner date, but it was something to eat. Derrick got a big whopper while Angelina & Velvet shared some Chicken Fingers. All three of them got a large cup of Coca-Cola, it took the three of them a few minutes to eat all of it, but when it was all done. Derrick paid for it, and they walked out of McDonald's. Derrick walked in between the girls, one arm around Angelina and another arm around Velvet. Derrick got looks from the guys, and he knew it, and just smirked. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: That's right, be jealous bitches. Angelina Love: Ewww Derrick, get us out of here. I'm getting sick of looking at these facts. Velvet Sky: Yeah, these people are really ugly, they got nothing on you Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Ain't that the truth. I got the looks, the moves, the skills, the girls, and anybody that actually is brave enough to step into my way and try to beat me; well they aren't being brave, it's called being stupid. Everybody should know this already, your in the ring with me, just give it up easily so you safe yourself the embarrassement of being easily dominated by yours truly. Scotty Blaze, Ryoko, Chris Hero, Betty Gein, James Manson, Brett UnKnown, Eli Hogan, and Melissa Maivia will all know this when it comes to that time. It's okay, all of them can think they have a shot in hell of beating me, but I am untouchable, I am unbreakable, and I am undefeateable. My last loss was around Halloween Time. Girls, how long ago was that? Angelina Love: Around Six Months ago Derrick. Velvet Sky: Against Dan Taylor. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Exactly, the only guy on the roster besides Vince McMahon that I respect and actually is good enough to hang around with me. It's been six months that I actually lost a match, and you eight actually think I'm going to lose now? Are you fucking kidding me? I've been hearing it all that my biggest challenges in this match will be getting through Scotty Blaze and Ryoko. Derrick shook his head looking at the girls. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: A guy that likes to get high for a living and talks to a fucking kangaroo, wholeft his tag team partner high and dry to defend for himself , a guy who actually thinks he's in the same level as me in competition. Scotty, get the facts straight HOMIE! Angelina Love: GASP!! Derrick said HOMIE! Velvet Sky: HOLLER DERRICK HOLLER!!! Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: OH, I'm hollering alright. Angelina Love: He's learning!!! Damn we're good. Both of the girls high five eachother, then butt bump, Derrick just looked at them with a raised eyebrow. Angelina & Velvet seen that look and just giggled. Velvet Sky: What? It was cute D. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Right, but anyway. Scotty got fired from EWE, came back, then got fired again. Has anybody told Scotty yet, he just isn't that great around here anymore? He was Mid-Eastern Champion, he was International Champion, big whoop, all that means shit now because that what Scotty Blaze is right now, just pure fucking shit. One on One with *The Sandman,* Blaze wouldn't be able to handle the awesome power of what I got. All that weed smoking he does, he'll be coughing up a lung after I get done with him. Scotty, what makes you actually think your good enough for this match anyway...DAWG! Angelina Love: HE DID IT AGAIN! Velvet Sky: I'm starting to think he's making fun of Scotty. Angelina Love: Wait..Are you D? Derrick just simply nodded at both of them. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Exactly what I'm doing girls. Scotty needs to be taught a lesson. When somebody is bette than him, he should already be realizing that shit, instead of trying to step up and being a hero. I know all about Scotty, and who showed the ropes how to wrestle. Wasn't it a guy named DAMON JAMES? The same Damon James that said I couldn't stop him? I couldn't stop him? Derrick arrogantly smirked at the girls. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Let me think, what happened at Chill Factor anyway when I was Pure Champion, and there was six guys going after MY belt? Wasn't one of them..OH YES! It was Damon James, and he thought he could beat me then, Scotty, you should really learn from your buddy Damon that I stopped him, wait..let me rephrase that, I didn't STOP him..I STOMPED HIM! I made him look like a bitch at Chill Factor. Scotty, like teacher, like student, your going to follow in his foot steps and your going to know how that is going to feel when you step inside the ring with *The Sandman.* Velvet Sky: D, have you even talked to Dan since what happened? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: No, I got his number in my cell phone, but I haven't seen him around EWE. Last I heard, he took a vacation from the place. Angelina Love: Guys going to reform that incredible tag team you had going? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: If Dan's aboard with it, then I'm aboard with reforming of D & D. It's a damn shame you weren't there for K~Dawg, Scotty when he won the tag team titles, then Kurtis getting injured afterwards. Dan & I woulda whooped your "homies" ass and took the Tag Team Title belts for us. Scotty, smoke all your shit up, get as buzzed as you want to be, your going to want to forget Wrestlemania for the rest of your life after what happens to you. This is your first Wrestlemania appperance, and while I'm around, I'm going to make it your last. You can think it's only a threat, and just laugh it off like your normal gangster self and not think i'm serious about that shit, but Scotty... Derrick got close to the camera, the camera more focused on the eyes of Derrick. The serious eyes. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Do these eyes give off a person that is joking about anything I say? Do these eyes tell you I'm scared of what anybody says about me or how they are going into this match? Both of those answers to the questions are a NO! You look into my eyes, and I'll tell you 100% truthfully I've focused on beating the living shit out of nine other worthless motherfuckers who don't deserve anything they get besides me. You look into this eyes, and you will see a guy that doesn't give a shit what I do. You look into this eyes, and you wont see that I'm not afraid of some Anime Characters, Somebody that is stoned 24/7, somebody that likes to talk to fucking puppets, three other worthless pieces of shit that deserve to be on download, and some bitch that hangs out with Chris Hart, and another guy that is holding the title that is mine rightfully. Derrick backed away from the camera, now he was in full view, and stood next to Angelina & Velvet again. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Scotty, the fuck you got to celebrate for anyway? The fact you kissed Vince McMahon's ass to get your job back? You certainly didn't do anything except get into a match your obviously NOT going to win, and have no chance in hell of winning. You say your back for good, but how long is that exactly? The brands are back together, your nowhere near my level Scotty, get over yourself, and get back to the streets where you belong, and keep that gutter trash Trisha Jones with you. EWE doesn't need a crackwhore like that anyway when they got beauty like Angelina Love and Velvet Sky. Velvet Sky: You got that right. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: What kinds of things can expect to see out of me in this match? One Word can describe it all: DANGEROUS! You just stay out of my fucking way, and we'll be all good; it's your own funeral if you want to go after me and I got to snap your neck in two or break your fucking legs; you piss me off, it's over for you. I don't make threats, all these are god damn promises. I've beaten the best in EWE, what do the other nine got on me? Angelina Love: Ryoko was trained by Android 18. Derrocl *Sandman* Sanderson: Oh shit, maybe now I should be a little scared. The all mighty Ryoko was trained by EWE's Biggest bitch of them all Android 18. Derrick shook his head laughing. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Think any of that is going to effect my performance in this match? OH, big deal Ryoko getting trained by 18, doesn't she feel special. Bitchj, get over yourself if you actually think you got some talent to think you can beat me in the ring. Didn't you watch a couple XPlosion's ago in the main event where I showed who was really boss and I wasn't scared of 18 and I dominated her with ease in the ring? I know 18 still remembers that night. I still remember that night. Velvet Sky: The night the torch was passed. Angelina Love: And the start of a new Era for EWE: The Rise of *The Sandman*Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: And none of that hasn't changed since I've been gone. I'm still ontop of my game and nothing can stop me now. How the hell do you say her name anyway? Roy yoko, or Ray oko. Derrick looked at the girls as they both just shrugged not having any idea. Velvet Sky: No Clue Derrick, one weird name though. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Fucking anime bullshit. Might aswell came herself The Joker, because she's nothing more than a joke in my eyes thinking shes' competition in this match for me. Ryoko can do all the training she needs to; but she is still going to be filled with a lot of dissapointed when she starts bleeding and at the end of that 30 minutes she isn't the one that has her hand raised in victory with the X-Core Championship around her waist. Ryoko, your nothing around here. This is *The Sandman* Era, and I will never lose in EWE again, it's just the way it goes. I will win the X-Core Championship, I will break the record, and I will drop the title like it's hot, and move onto bigger and better things for myself. Somebody like me, needs to show how to actually carry around belts, and make them look good. These other nine people? Give me a fucking break. Eli Hogan, I punked him out at Chill Factor, then on Xplosion when he had enough balls to actually step to me, and challenge me for the Pure Championship, but we all know what happened once the bell ringed.Angelina Love: It all ended bad for Eli Hogan. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Then we had this guy named Stealth who actually thought he was bad shit, blaming me for attacking Sting which I never did. He challenged me the Royal Rumble for the Pure Championship, and we all seen what happened. Velvet Sky: Derrick beat him in a matter of seconds.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Everybody that threatens to take me out, or take me down. Don't do the job, and I end up winning. Ryoko said she could do the job, and I will like to she her try, but in the end, she'll just end up like Eli, Stealth, and everybody else. Beaten by *The Sandman* himself, and made look like a fool. Angelina Love: That's not fear in those eyes in Derrick. Velvet Sky: It's intensity, and It's pretty hot. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Intensity? You girls haven't seen NOTHING yet once the bell rings. Intensity when I hit the ring, and everybody is going to notice me in the ring because among these other nine people in this match, I will be standing out the most. Why? Becuase I'm just that perfect and everything I do is just great. Some of these guys like Betty Gein, Chris Hero, SJK, and Brett UnKnown show feel lucky to be in the ring with EWE's Future Legend, for Eli Hogan and James Manson who already witness the power of what I can do, just get out of my fucking way before I do really end your career where you do stand. Scotty, just don't show up, do everybody a favor it in. Ryoko & Melissa, you girls just don't belong. Am I going to feel any remorse for making two bitches bleed?Derrick looked at Angelina & Velvet, he just smirked alittle. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Not one damn minute. You two were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. The only two girls safe from my torture on the EWE roster is these two girls right here. He put his arms around Angelina & Velvet, and they held Derrick tightly. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Think it's time to head to the arena. Angelina Love: How long we got till we get to Arrowhead? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: About an hour. Velvet Sky: We should get going then.Derrick nodded at both of them. He helped the girls into the car, this time Velvet had the front seat with Derrick, and Angelina had the backseat. Derrick closed the door, walked over to the driver's side, and got into the car. He closed his door, and started up the car, and turned on the radio, but it wasn't too loud. Derrick took out his cell phone and started to call somebody.Angelina Love: Who you calling Derrick?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Dan, see what my buddy is up too. Derrick drove off the parking lot, still trying to call Dan, but Derrick wasn't getting any answer. He shrugged, and hit "END" on his cell phone and put it back into his clip. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: No Answer, ah well. Too bad Eli has to get his ass kicked at an early age. He's the youngest wrestler on the roster, and some people get mad at me because I still kicked his ass without feeling any remorse about that? How the fuck am I suppose to feel remorse for the bastard when he challenges me and I go out there and do what I needed to do. I took advantage of a poor defenseless Eli Hogan? If the motherfucker can't take it, he's in the wrong business. You don't think I heard it everywhere once I beat him, oh I did, and did I really care? Of course not. I'm not his has-been dad, I'm not his slutty mom, I'm not his faggot brother, and I'm not his sister who can't sing if her life depended on it. Eli knew what he was doing in challenging me, and now he's in the match with me again. Think Chill Factor was bad and XPlosion was worse when I almost killed Eli with the SAND CLASH, well my friends..YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET! Eli, I would be worried if I was you kid. People say you got a bright future, but if you keep crossing paths with me, I'm ending that future. Derrick started to speed up a little more so he could get to the arena faster. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Get ready people, the pain is coming sooner than you think. I'm coming, and I'm going to come strong. I'm playing with the fire, and everybody else is going to get burned, and you all will know why this is the *SANDMAN* Era, and why I'm better than all of you. The scene faded out as Derrick was getting closer to Arrowhead.
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Post by *The Silver Standard* Ryoko on Apr 20, 2008 0:36:43 GMT -5
Bitter Rivals
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Post by *The Silver Standard* Ryoko on Apr 22, 2008 12:50:57 GMT -5
To Pass The Time
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Post by Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson on Apr 22, 2008 13:41:14 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we find Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson getting into the Arrowhead Arena for Wrestlemania 5. He got out of the car helping Angelina & Velvet out of the car; he grabbed his bags from the trunk and looked around. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: This is it huh?Angelina Love: Yep, Arrowhead. The sight where they are going to see you become X-Core Champion getting past nine other people. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Got that right, but only one problem with that. Velvet Sky: What's the matter Derrick? Derrick looked around before answering Velvet. He just shook his head looking at the site he was starring out. He saw the fans still piling into the building and Derrick rolled his eyes. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: This place is a fucking dump. Go the worst football team a live in the Chiefs, well, Greatness has finally arrived to get this place looking better than usual and I intend on doing that job exactly when I say I'm going to do it. Angelina Love: X-Core title has your name all over it whe it's all said and done. Velvet Sky: Those other nine people are just jealous of your talents and they want to tear you down. We all know that can't happen, it's nothing stopping you from achieving in what you want to do. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I know this, but they don't know the truth yet, and the truth is going to hurt them when this match starts. Ryoko, Eli, Chris Hero, Betty Gein, James Manson, SJK, Brett UnKnown, Melissa, Scotty Blaze, all of them are just jokes and a little speck I'm going to get through in what I'm going to do. The X-Core title was already held by SJK & Brett UnKnown, which is sad enough already because both of them suck and deserve to be a mainstay on Download. They are going to give the X-Core Title a bad name, and I'm just the man to give it the same credit I did with the Pure Championship. It was a joke before It landed around my waist, once I got it, it became something to talk about and everybody seen the magic I did with it. Ryoko, can say anything she wants to say about this match, can show all the footage she wants to show to try to intimidate me, but nothing..and I MEAN NOTHING is going to work for her.Some of EWE's Production crew was following Derrick, Angelina, and Velvet throughout the roadtrip to get to Kansas City for Wrestlemania 5. Derrick looked right at the camera. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Ryoko, listen up bitch. You don't know what I've been through in the last two months. You don't know how my life was growing up and how I am today. When I say I'm the best, it's the fucking truth and I mean the shit I say, so when I talk you fucking cartoon anime bullshit, you better listen up. Everything I'm saying about this match at Wrestlemania is going to happen. I don't give a flying fuck if you’re the tallest man on earth, the fattest woman on the planet, the shortest kid in the states, or just completely retarded with a problem. I will still beat you, and I will still get what I want, and what I want is another belt around my damn waist. People come into the wrestling world, and say only reason they become a wrestler is too have fun and not win any titles, well I say fuck that, and it's a whole bunch of bullshit. Angelina Love: Stand back Velvet, Derrick's getting fired up again. Velvet Sky: OH YAY!!! GET EM D!! Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Who the fuck comes into wrestling just to have fun? That's the most pointless excuse ever in the world if you want to have fun, and then join a damn circus. Wrestling, it's all about the competition and having a belt around your waist. If you don't win any titles, and you've been wrestling for awhile now, then you’re a fucking loser. Nine other people are going to be losers at Wrestlemania 5, nine other people are going to basce in the glow of *The Sandman* when he is crowned the new X-Core Champion, and everybody will stand the fuck back because not one person is going to be able to that it away from me. Name any person on this damn roster, and I could beat them without a problem. Doesn't matter if your: Hall of Fame, A Legend, A Rookie, or Just a Veteran, I'll still knock you the fuck down and put you in your place. Some of the fans that were going into the building saw who was outside with them, and started to shout at Derrick. Fan 1: YOU SUCK DERRICK!!!Fan 2: BURN IN HELL YOU ROTTEN PIECE OF SHIT!!Fan 3: This is Chiefs city son, You don't like it? Leave you Asshole, we don't want you here. Fan 4: YOU’RE NOT WINNING AT WRESTLEMANIA, Sanderson. I HOPE YOU GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU SO YOU CAN LEARN A LESSON!The girls just glared right at all of them. Derrick just looked at them and all laughed. He wasn't going to let any fans tear down his spirit. Derrick was in a good mood. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Say what you want to say you fucking pricks, but by the end of Wrestlemania, all of you for motherfuckers are going to have your feet in your mouth once I am the EWE X-Core Champion. You are going to be bowing down in the name of the greatest wrestler ever to date. This is a new Era in EWE, and a new person to take over the ranks as the best athlete around this place. This is the *Sandman* Era. Fan 4: More like "The Complete Joke Era"Fan 1: Get over yourself Sanderson. You’re slow as hell in the ring, and you’re not even going to pull this off. You’re going to get...DESTROYED! Us 4, were going to love it. We can't stand you. Derrick faked like he was hurt after that remake. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Oh no. Angelina, Velvet. We need to get to the hospital. Of course, Angelina & Velvet actually thought something was wrong with Derrick. They believed him. Angelina Love: Derrick, what's wrong? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I think...I think.Velvet Sky: DERRICK!! TELL US!! What do you think? What's wrong?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I think these four punks need to get a fucking life if they actually think all these words they are saying at me can affect me in any sort of way. Both Angelina & Velvet hit Derrick in the arm. Angelina Love: Asshole, I actually thought something was wrong. Velvet Sky: Yeah, not cool Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Sorry girls, opening there, and I had to take it. Derrick glared right back at the four fans waiting to head into the arena. The four was actually standing their ground against Derrick; not many people have done that thus far .Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Look at these four. Thinking they all bad and shit. Guys think you’re tough huh? Fan 1: Think? I know I'm tough. Fan 2: I could out wrestle you any day of the week Sanderson. Fan 3: You’re pathetic Sanderson. You've been getting a flukes for a win.Fan 4: I know I'm bad, and I am better than you when it counts. We all think your going to get your ass handed to you at Wrestlemania 5. Fan 1: You’re going to choke in the biggest show Sanderson. Mark my words. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Angelina, write it down babe. These guys say I'm going to choke on the biggest show. Angelina Love: Got it Derrick. Fan 3: Keep laughing, and keep thinking it's a joke Sanderson. You might as well give up now and not even show up in the match. I know it's going to kill somewhat pride you got that you lost at EWE's biggest show. Velvet Sky: These guys just don't know when to quit.Angelina and Velvet looked at Derrick who just stood their laughing, shaking his head at the four fans that were waiting. What did Derrick do next? He just mocked clapped them. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Oh Bravo, you kids got backbone on you. You feel special that you think you can tell off somebody who's made more money than you in your lifetime? You feel special that you thought you can tell me off when I had more pussy in the last year than you guys will ever get in your future? Look at me? I'm all muscle, I'm a damn sexy beast, and I'm one hell of a looker. I got the skills to prove it. I don't have any fucking sorrow for what I say, for what I do, for how I handle my business. What I do, is how I do it, and it's been working for me. Look at my damn record since joining EWE. I've had 11 matches, draw in my debut match, lost my first two, and I haven't lost since. 8-2-1, I got the best record than anybody else the past few months, and you want to say I suck? You got to be kidding me. Angelina Love: Nothing about Derrick sucks. He's got raw talent, and he knows how to handle himself in the ring. You guys may hate him, but you better respect his ring-skills. Fan 1: I respect nothing about Sanderson. Fan 2: I hate him, and I will forever hate me. Fan 3: He's not the best on the roster. When he wins a major title, then he can talk. Fan 4: Derrick is just low-class on the roster. All you are Sanderson. Velvet Sky: Don't listen to any of them Derrick. Fan 2: Hey Baby, how about you come over here and I'll show you want talent is. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Oh hell no. It's one thing to talk shit about Derrick, but it's another thing talking about the girls that Derrick is with. He just flipped right there, he tried to go after the four fans, but Angelina and Velvet held him back. Fan 1: Uh-oh, but ugly mugly is upset. We better run. The four fans started to laugh, still standing there not going anywhere. Angelina Love: D, chill, relax honey. You don't want to be sent to jail for killing four stupid fans, now do you?Velvet Sky: And miss Wrestlemania? Don't worry. Nothing is going to happen. After a few minutes, Derrick calmed down, looking at the four still wanting to kill them, but not that bad. Fan 3: Whatcha got to say Sanderson? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You really want to know?Fan 4: Oh yes, badly. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You four..YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACKS!! I got kidnapped by Mexicans, and I went through Hurricane Katrina when that happened in New Orleans. You don't know what I've been through, and you want to stand here and try to get me to attack you? I don't fucking think so. I'm better than that, I aint going to attack you. You see, I'll be doing something better tonight instead of sitting in some crappy seats and booing or cheering for whoever you like. I'll be the one actually wrestling, you know, making money that is apart of my contract. Something you guys don't know what the hell is all about. Sit in your seats, boo me for all I care, but just remember this one important fact. He got even more close to them, starring them down. Angelina & Velvet just looked on. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I am Derrick Sanderson, and I'm better than all four of you combined. You want to strike me? GO AHEAD! I'm used to getting cheap shots all my life, and you guys wont be any different. Four guys looked at eachother, but still didn't do anything. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Come on boys, you want to be men and big tough enough to trash me infront of the girls and me. You can't strike me? You want to see what real money looks like.Derrick pulled out his wallet, pulled out a lot of cash he made from working with EWE. He pushed it into the faces of the four guys, he smelt it infront of them also.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Money smells good. You guys seen all that money? This is what I make in just ONE DAY! Go ahead and be jealous because I get the girls, I get the money, I get the cars, I got the skills. Hate me all you want, because in the end..I know you want to be just like me. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson, THE MOTHERFUCKING BEST IN THIS BUSINESS! When you enter into the building with your little tickets, look at the roster, and you go look at: Sean Lewis, White Tiger, Rikku, Android 18, Chris Burgess, Jeff Rodgers, and DX, all the people that are past their prime and wouldn't even be able to hang with a youngstar like me today. They were good back then, but today? Give me a fucking break. When you guys get into the arena, you go take a look at my X-Core Title competitors, and you will see why all of my opponents are poor excuses for being in the ring with me, and why I KNOW I'm going to win the X-Core Title at Wrestlemania 5. Derrick got even more closer to the guys, more like in their faces. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: So before you guys think you can trash me, get it together, and get everything right, and I will make you shut the fuck up like I did just now. The more Derrick talked, more people walked over to see what he was saying. Everything he had to say was true, and after he was done. People that actually hated Derrick was starting to clap for him. Derrick looked at them.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Get the fuck inside the building and go find your damn seats. The show is over. You want to clap for something? Clap when you see me standing tall in the ring with the X-Core title.All of them listened to Derrick, including the four guys who was talking shit about Derrick. Derrick turned back to see Angelina & Velvet actually clapping for Derrick. Angelina Love: That was so great Derrick. Velvet Sky: That was hot babe. You sure did put them in their place like you will at Wrestlemania. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You god damn right I put them in their fucking places. Think you can get something over me without me firing back? I don't think so, they got the truth, and everybody is going to see how the truth goes down when I say what I'm going to do. Humilate those nine other punks, and win the X-Core Championship for myself. People think I'm going to give credit to Ryoko because she's actually not bad? I'm not going to give credit to anybody. Give credit to Scotty Blaze for coming back? Why should I? He should be gone from EWE all together, he was fired. James Manson, the fuck that scumbag has done since winning the Pure Championship? Not a damn thing but lose to me in my return match. Betty Gein, Melissa, Eli Hogan, Chris Hero, SJK, all people that deserve to be on download instead being in the ring with me. This match is going to go my way because I SAID IT WAS GOING TO GO MY WAY! You nine? Hit the road, you don't stand a chance. Somebody is going to bleed. Derrick got one hell of an evil smirk after he said that. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Sure as hell won't be me. Angelina Love: Look at that smirk, it's so evilish. I LOVE IT!Velvet Sky: Derrick is an naughty naughty boy. That's why we love him. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Girls better. With all the energy Derrick built up from being out. He grabbed ahold of both Angelina & Velvet, and kissed both of them. Each kiss was rough too, Derrick pulled them back with a smirk on his face. Angelina & Velvet looked at Derrick giggling. Angelina Love: Wow. Velvet Sky: Somebody has a lot of energy. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You girls go find our lockeroom. Daddy will be there in a few minutes to put your panties around your ankles and fuck the shit out of you. Angelina Love: OOOh, we've been naughty girls. Velvet Sky: Yes, Very Bad. Derrick grinned wide as they both walked away going into the arena giggling. Derrick turned back to the camera. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Eli Hogan, Betty Gein, Chris Hero, SJK, Brett UnKnown. You want to step into the ring with the big dogs around this place? Then you got it you dumb fucks. Eli, remember this. Don't go crying to daddy once you start bleeding, Hulk can do shit to help you out, get all your little connections from WWE that knows your dad, and I'll get by them without a problem. Betty, your just a joke by just looking at you. SJK & Brett? The two biggest jokes to hold the X-Core Title so far, guys are a big disgrace. Don't even belong in the same ring with greatness such as myself. Chris Hero? Planning on saving somebody? Better hope you save yourself. Everybody has to die sometime, and it seems like some jobbers that deserve to be on download are going to be the victims of this match. Don't cry bitches, it won't hurt. Derrick smirked. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Well, maybe a little. You guys can keep coming, bring anything you got to stop me, try again and again, but I'm a destructive force who will not stop. You guys will not be walking out the same after Mania. Derrick threw up his heads. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I AM DERRICK FUCKING SANDERSON. BETTER THAN YOU!Derrick turned around, walking into the building as the scene faded out.
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Post by Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson on Apr 23, 2008 19:07:18 GMT -5
Derrick was making his way down the hall and walking down to his lockeroom. Angelina & Velvet were already waiting for Derrick to walk into the lockeroom. They had their teddys on, lounging out on the couches. He got to his lockeroom, intill somebody cut him off. ? HI DERRICK!! Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: AHHHH!! What the hell? Who the hell are you? ? You don't know who I am? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: No, but get the hell out of my way. I got some business to handle in my lockeroom. ? I can't do that Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: And why not? ? Because I'm an EWE Interviewer, and I'm here to interview YOU about your match at Wrestlemania. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Who in the hell are you? ? Your joking, right? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Not really. ? I was signed at the same time with Angelina & Velvet as interviewers. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Nothing is ringing a bell. Angelina & Velvet only two girls I remember that Jenna Jameson signed when she was in EWE as General Manager. ? Leticia Cline. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Who? Leticia Cline: That's me Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Never seen you around here before. Leticia Cline: That's because your always around with Angelina & Velvet. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Jealous? Always room for a third girl. The train goes all night. Leticia Cline: Ew, no thanks. I came here to do a job, and it was funny. Angelina & Velvet signed a contract to be interviewers as well, but they ended up being with you and you took them as your manager. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Hey, great things happen. They still interview, but not that much. Never said they couldn't interview me, they just don't do it. Leticia Cline: Well okay then. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Hey, wait a minute. Weren't you fired from TNA and you got replaced by that Crystal girl as Lead Interviewer, and now your on the show "FREAKS AND GEEKS?" Leticia Cline: I wasn't fired, I quit. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah, sure, whatever you want to think of it, but excuse me. I got some business to take care of. He walked past Leticia, but she grabbed his arm. Derrick looked back at her giving her a "WHAT THE FUCK" Look. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: The hell you think your doing Cline? Leticia Cline: I came here to do a job, and I'm going to do it, and I'm not going to be intimidated from an asshole like you. I had to deal with that in TNA and I didn't back down, and it's not going to start now, so Derrick. Shut up, and let me interview you. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Damn, it must be that time of the month. Derrick laughed, and Leticia slapped Derrick right across the face. Letica Cline: How dare you. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You heard that? Leticia Cline: Yes I did. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Thought I said it to myself, but ah well. If your going to interview me, then do it already. The girls are waiting for me in the lockeroom and your bitchass is holding me up. Leticia Cline: Well you can hold it. I'll start when I'm good and ready. Derrick rolled his eyes looking at her. A few minutes went by. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You ready yet? Leticia Cline: Been for a few minutes now. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: THE WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING YOU STUPID DUMB BLONDE BIMBO! Leticia once again slapped Derrick across the face, and you could hear that one throughout backstage. Leticia Cline: Never call me that again, you got it? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Fuck you. Leticia Cline: Now, I'm going to start. Can you be a good little *Sandman* and just answer my questions? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Bite me bitch. I'm Derrick Sanderson, I do whatever I want. Yep, you guessed it. She slapped Derrick for the third time across the face. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: GOD DAMMIT!!! You got a deathwish? Don't you, no wonder why you don't interview many people. Leticia Cline: How's your cheeks feeling Sanderson? Hurt yet? I could go all night long. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Your going to pay by the time this is over, but let's go already. Leticia smirked at Derrick, and just slapped him across the face for the hell of it. She giggled after she did it. Leticia Cline: Hand slipped, sorry, but anyway. First question: Out of these nine wrestlers in the match, you worried about anybody stealing a victory right from you end of the match? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah right your hand slipped. Derrick felt both of his cheeks, by now, both of them were really red. Leticia slapped each side really hard, and Derrick shook it off. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Repeat that question and ask it to yourself in your head. Am I worried about anybody in this match? Do I look worried at all too you, do I look worried about some guy named Betty Gein stealing a victory from me? Not really, I already beat James Manson, Eli Hogan is no match for me, Chris Hero give me a break, Scotty Blaze is nothing, Melissa? Yeah right, Brett UnKnown can go cut himself and skip this match because he has no chance in hell, and Ryoko. Derrick smirked once he said her name. Possibly Derricks' big rival in this match to win. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Boys are talking backstage, and trying to convince me that I should give you the respect "you deserve" and I should think of you as a threat to me in trying to win the EWE X-Core Championship at Wrestlemania. Ryoko, come on, look at me girl. You actually think I'm going to stand here and actually say you got enough talent to beat me in the *Sandman* Era of EWE? You got to be shitting me. Ryoko, I said this once, and I'll say it again: You have NO CHANCE! zero possibilty in beating me at Wrestlemania and claiming yourself as the New X-Core Champion. You see these hands? Derrick put his hands up the the camera, open palm. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: These handsome hands are going to be covered with blood by the end of the night. Who's blood? Well whoever is dumb enough to stand in my way and actually think they can stop me from winning the match at Wrestlemania. Ryoko, if your smart enough, you would get away from me while your still able to walk. These hands? They could be covered with your blood by the end of the night. Leticia Cline: That's sick Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Thanks. Derrick grinned looking right at her after saying that. Leticia shook her hand. Leticia Cline: Two girls in the match, aren't you going to have any regret in striking them? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Two? Don't you mean three girls? Leticia Cline: No, it's only two Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Isn't Betty Gein on the Women's Side of things? Leticia Cline: Betty Gein is a guy. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Damn, he is? Leticia Cline: Yeah Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Wow, what a faggot. His parents had to name him with a girl name. Betty Gein. Are you fucking kidding me? Now that's hilarious. I would hate to being him growing up, probably the most picked on throughout his education with a name like that. I wouldn't be even so surprise he would be a vampire or he actually cuts himself for fun. Leticia Cline: That's really low Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: If you can't stand in the line of crossfire; then you need to get the fuck out. If Betty doesn't like it, then the shemale can do something about it. Maybe if that bitch wanted some freaking respect, he'd drop the clothes he wears, and look more like one of the guys.Derrick shook his head. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Damn that's shameful. Too bad I'm going to make it even more worse after Wrestlemania 5. That kid belongs on Download, and now at the A Show of ShowDown. Leticia Cline: Can we get back to my original question? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: What was it again?Leticia rolled her eyes. Leticia Cline: Are you even paying attention?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Maybe I am, Maybe I'm not, Now, what the hell did you original ask me?Leticia Cline: Two girls in the match, you going to regret striking them?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You must mean Ryoko & Melissa. Why would I regret anything when both of them wanted to be apart of this matchup. They both know X-Core means some dangerous shit is about to happen, and somebody is going to be bleeding once the match ends. Will I regret making either one of them bleed? Not really, and will I care? Hell no. Why? Because both of them stood in the line of fire and they got burned for their actions. I don't care if there is two women in the match. I will attack them like the guys, just how it is. You want to wrestle with the boys? Then your going to get your pussy beaten like the boys. I will enjoy every fucking waking minute doing whatever I do in the match to ensure myself in the win. If Ryoko & Melissa want to stand in my way, then they got hell to pay. Enough said from that part. Leticia Cline: Just when you thought you couldn't get any lower Derrick. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Lower? Bitch please. It's the truth, and if you don't like it. Then you can leave now.Leticia Cline: You would love that, wouldn't you Derrick?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Sure, why not, so I can go into my lockeroom to be with the girls. Leticia Cline: Yeah, not going to happen Derrick. Next question: Big talk going on backstage why your even aiming at the X-Core title, your good enough with your record since being here to be aiming at the International Title or X-Division title. What gives? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Just trying to make every useless title look great. It started with the Pure, it will be the X-Core title after Mania. Don't you worry your pretty little blonde hair Leticia. *The Sandman* will be EWE International or X-Division Champion by the end of this year. Leticia Cline: By the end of 08 you say your going to be holding one of those titles? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I don't think I stuttered when I said that. Leticia Cline: Okay, I'll go with you on that one. After you do win the EWE X-Core Championship, what are you going to do.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Same thing I did with the EWE Pure Championship. Defend the belt with pride and honor. Something these other nine jokes wouldn't be able to do. That's why I became the Longest Reigned Pure Champion in the first place. I defended it, I've beaten the people who challenged me, and I got the record. I was just better, and it's going to be the same case when I do win the EWE X-Core Championship. I will have everybody after me trying to beat me for the belt, but all of them will soon realize, you can't stop what is already better than you, it's the truth, and they need to realize that before everybody hurts themselves to bad trying to figure out a way to beat me. Leticia Cline: What about Scotty Blaze? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: What about the stoner? Leticia Cline: Look what he has done. don't you think your overlooking Scotty? He could easily pull out this victory. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Your joking, right?Leticia Cline: No, I'm not.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I'm not overlooking Scotty. Sure, he's former Mid-East Champ & International Champion, but that motherfucker is so high, he thinks he's going to become the last EWE Pure Champion when it gets combined with the X-Core Championship. Hey Scotty, listen up you pothead..THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP IS ALREADY SCRAPED, and as much as it kills me to say this, but James Manson was the very last EWE Pure Champion when it should already been me holding the belt last. Leticia Cline: Alittle bitter Derrick?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: More like pissed. Fucking Mexicans had to kidnap Angelina, Velvet and I and I had to vacant the Pure Championship because of that happening. You know how bad that sucks? He looked at her, then shook his head. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Nevermind that. Your just an interviewer, you can't wrestle. This match, simply put, it's just going to be really easy for me to walk away with the victory, because I know I'm better than everybody else, and they are going to see it. I heard Betty Gein talk, and you think I'm feared of what he has to say? Hell No. I heard Scotty talk out of his ass and I aint worried, I've been listening up to Ryoko, yeah I've been impressed she hasn't backed down yet from this match, but we will see what happens at the end of this match. Derrick looked straight into the camera. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Ryoko, listen up and listen up good because I normally don't say this to anybody. You and Me? Both of us are better than these other people in the match, and you & I? We are going to steal the show for the X-Core title, your going to give me hell, and I'm going to put you straight through hell, so good luck Joker, your going to need it. Leticia Cline: Was that your way of showing respect? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Call it what you want, but I'm just telling it like how it is. How everybodies been talking, and saying one of us will be walking out the champion. I walk out the champ, then I know Ryoko will be all over my ass trying to get another shot at the belt, and then I will gladly accept the challenge for her. Leticia Cline: If she wins?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Same exact thing. I'll be the first one to get a title shot opportunity against her. Either way, by the end of May; the X-Core title will be mine. Leticia Cline: Pretty confident in yourself Sanderson: You say by the end of the year, your hold either X-Division or International Belts, and now your saying end of may, you'll be X-Core Champion. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Of course I'm confident, and why wouldn't I be confident? It's part of wrestling. If you don't have confidence, then you need to leave right now, and never wrestle in your life again. Leticia Cline: You get to hear Eli Hogan's comments towards you when he was special guest on Download? Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: The hell would I watch Download for when I'm always on ShowDown? The fuck did the mexican say? Leticia Cline: He was interviewed by Kenny Greenwood. Kenny brought up if Eli wanted to face you again and he said yeah, and his exact words he said "DERRICK, WATCH YOUR BACK."Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Eli Hogan is trying to threaten me?Leticia Cline: Sounds like it. It took Derrick awhile, but he started to bust out laughing. You can even see tears rolling down Derricks' eyes he was laughing so hard. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Oh shit. I need to be really scared now. I'm Eli Hogan's number one marked man. Oh my god I should run now. Derrick shook his head. He then got serious and looked back at the camera. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Eli, bring whatever you got. You want to get Dominated one more time? Bring it on kid, I already almost killed you with the SANDCLASH, and I'll do it again. You want to mess with the best? Then your going to die like the rest. Eli, your never going to be in my leg kid, get over it, you think your tough shit for trying to call me out on Download? Why don't you do it on ShowDown and we'll see if your a BOY of your words, in fact, let's see how you stack against me at Wrestlemania tonight, you try to stop me from becoming X-Core Champion and you will suffer the same fate. Eli, your messing with the wrong person, you better get your tombstone ready, better say goodbye to your family, because you a DONE after Mania. You want another match with me? I'm not hard to find. I'm not scared of your comments, hell, nobody on this roster fears you. Your not even in my league you Download mainstay.Derrick looked back at Leticia. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Anymore questions Leticia?Leticia Cline: Nope, that's it, but try not to get yourself arrested for your actions at Mania. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Not promising anything. Derrick smirked as Leticia walked away. Derrick then walked into his lockeroom and saw Angelina & Velvet on the couch, spreaded out, with their teddies on. Derrick had a big grin on his face. Angelina Love: What took you so long baby?Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Leticia wouldn't leave me a lone, and hounded me for an interview intill I gave her one. Velvet Sky: Velvet-Love Entertainment can beat her up later, but now, it's our turn to play with some SAND!Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I like the sound of that. Derrick walked right over to the couch they were on, slipped one hand into Angelina's teddy and kissed Velvet's neck. The scene faded out as we can hear both of the girls moaning from the pleasure they were receiving. ONE HOUR LATER! Derrick was just laying back on the couch smoking a cigar. The girls were just giggling right at Derrick. He looked at them and smirked. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Girls enjoy yourself?Angelina Love: You know we did. Velvet Sky: Damn Derrick, you did have a lot of energy. You tore me up. Angelina Love: Four orgasms for both of us? Just wow.Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yes, I'm a god, I know. He smirked puffing some smoke out from the cigar. Velvet Sky: Let's go again. Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Don't need to ask me twice. The scene faded out as lots of noises could be heard inside the lockeroom.
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Post by Scotty Blaze on Apr 23, 2008 22:05:02 GMT -5
The scene opens up with Scotty Blaze still not concerned with his competition still sitting there relaxing smoking a blunt. He isn't tripping this time around.
Scotty: Shittalker! That's all Derrick Sanderson is. Just some hyped up steroid addicted SHIT TALKER! So he thinks he PUMMELED my protege? Well Young Stunna TELL HIM WHATS UP!
Damon: First off SHITSTAIN! You sat on your lazy ass. Congradulations on scoring with the two slutiest bitches in the industry. For starters sluts don't know how to say no they just keep on doing what sluts do. Also I think Eli even fought longer than you in that match and I still took out 4 nobodies ON MY OWN! Until you pussyshot me and stole my credit. So Derrick have you figured out how to win on your own abilities yet? Or you still having to rely on someone else to do your dirty work? Is that why you teamed with Dan Taylor? So he could do all the work while you sat there masterbated to his physique? Your like Scotty when he teamed wit K! Sittin on your ass lettin your partner do it all for you.
Scotty: Let's take a look down memory lane Damon there is a difference between me and Sanderson. First off I believe I have already hit the peak of my career. I have already hit MAIN EVENT STATUS in EWE! I have already fought with some of the best that there is in the EWE. So why would I be put in a match with people like my opponents at Wrestlemania? Hmm well if one of these 9 shitstains actually get lucky they get a shitload of credibility just for me being in that match. I'm facing NOBODIES! The fans they love seeing me in the ring. I'm a COMPLETELY different person than I am outside the ring inside the ring. I may be a calm stoner who runs his mouth now. At Wrestlemania I'll be the pothead with an anger issue kicking the shit out of 9 UNLUCKY individuals. Everywhere I have been I have proved that I am not stable compared to the rest of the lockerroom. Sanderson and Ryoko seem to be the only ones who want to push their luck with me though. Well I guess that means they are the only two I need to focus on. Eli Hogan? Will he even win against a REAL opponent? James Manson? Sanderson smacked him around what 2 weeks ago like Manson owed him money. Melissa Maivia? Well I once had a sister with the same first name let's not get into that right now. She won't matter a 2 week programer if you ask me. Brett Unknown? BRETT UNKNOWN? Talk about lucky son of a bitches! SJK? The word that describes him? TRANSITIONAL CHAMPION! That's all there is to describe him. Chris Hero? Hmm ZERO! He should of stuck with his old name for this may sound pretty wack, but it's pretty true. He's no hero he's a zero. GOD that did sound wack.
Damon: Scotty I'm really starting to think I should sub in this match for you.
Scotty: You let Sanderson steal your credit! If anyone does any stealing around here it's me.
Damon: You're a target in this match! No one is concerned with the 7 guys no one seems to talk about. The only people everyone is seeming to talk about in this match is Derrick Sanderson! Ryoko! and well yourself. Hell your even considered a wildcard despite being in EWE longer than both of them.
Scotty: Only three of us are even mentioned? Well I knew I'ld be mentioned and people would also go on and overate Derrick Sanderson. This Ryoko though? I don't see the hype. I think actually doing crack may make me understand the hype. For YES RYOKO! YOUR GETTIN BEAT DOWN BY A STONER! Is this a promise? NO! Is this a threat? HELL NO! It's THE FUTURE! Silver Standard? If this were my first match people would be callin me the Platinum Prospect, but I'm no prospect. I'm no blue chipper! I'm the real fuckin deal! I'm whats up with the world of wrestling! I'm what wrestling is! Hell I AM EVEN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT WITH THE WRESTLING! Hell I have no reason why I am in this match. Sure it's a good warm up for when I get REAL competition against people like Cameron Hayden, Alex Stone, hell did up a dead body stick it in the ring and that will be more of a challenge than what I am up against at the moment!
Damon: Um Scotty! I think your going to far with the arrogance! Your so arrogant your not even making sense right now.
Scotty: Not making sense? Your sounding stupid like my competition. They all acting like I do drugs so I'm most likely to lose this match for my drug abuse. Well the thing is I believe EWE Legend Snake was smoking just as much as I was and hmm let's see EWE HALL OF FAMER! Sure he got stoned and walked off and left EWE. I know that makin money is important than again you can't work with injuries can you? Then again think on the injury. After this match 2 people are looking to be hitting the sidelines. The only two who don't realize the challenge they got against me. At least Betty Gein realized what he is up against with me in the ring against him. I may let him just go with a warning he already took his warning wisely unlike the other 8. Eli it seems like he isn't showing this week at Wrestlemania. Hero and SJK can have their little fagfest re-union all they want. Brett Unknown will be joining Eli and possibly the others who haven't shown yet in the back hiding scared for they know I PACK HEAT! Yet they are all too retarded to realize I don't need the heat in a fight. My opponents they need the heat to beat me. Ryoko you seem to be one of the two who want to have a fight with me.
Damon: Scotty before you go any farther I have done some studying and research on this Ryoko character. For this could be a being with more power than even 18. I personally know what 18 is capable the dumb bitch set me the fuck on fire after a great technical showing by yours truely. This bitch just don't play with fire. She's well is 18 were pure evil. So watch out for anything I'm tellin you Scotty right now watch out for anything. She could be your real toughest challenge.
Scotty: FUCK THAT! I'm not afraid of her she should be afraid of me! For when I get on fire theres no STOPPIN ME! Ask Lynx Madison! Ask Nero Phoenix! They've both fallen to me after I've gotten on fire. Rick Cage and Slade Craven they also know. Ciaran Michaels I didn't even need to get on fire to take the EWE International Championship to beat him. I get better and better with each match. Thinking I need to be clean to win my matches? That's some funny shit. Ryoko your not a concern to me. For all I can care about you could be Jack Bauer or Chuck Norris and it still wouldn't scare me. You could have the power of Mark Henry, the intensity that Bobby Lashley had, the speed of Mysterio, the ironman like abilities of HBK, and have the destructive attitude of The Brothers of Destruction and I WOULD STILL walk on down to that ring cocky as can be smokin a fat bone carrying a bag of doja for after I win the X-Core Title and still not worry. I have been known in some places as a superhuman competitor. In OWO I was slamming people 3 times bigger than me and beating them within an inch of their lives. Powerhouses are nothing. Just a bunch of idiotic mindless idiots trying to prove their superiority and ending up failing in the end. I'ld rather fight a technical great and go hold for hold. I'ld rather fight someone who is my size cuz I know I will get a CHALLENGE out of it for every big man that enters the ring against me I just seem to SIMPLY HUMILIATE! Sure what happened with Gino Knoxx where I lost my job sure that wasn't one of my prouder moments in the EWE. Now I'm back and I'm here to succeed. Succeeding is what I am good at! The EWE Lockerroom should know that. Sure I've had my bad times where I've had losses here and there. I've had times I've been in slumps. My slumps aren't great! They aren't something I'm proud to say I've gone threw. I've had em and many of them. Then again for my slumps I will pull out a winning streak that's longer than the slumps. I came back to EWE to win! I came back to dominate all over again. I came back for more than the X-Core Championship. I came back to do great things. I came back for the EWE CHAMPIONSHIP! Well UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONSHIP now. I know I got the talent to get up there and beat the best that are in the EWE. I have beaten some top talent already. I'm looking to show the world at Wrestlemania V that I deserved a better match. Then again this is my 2nd run and I'm not that much of an egomaniac to demand a title shot at where I was last just re-entering. So let's just say that greatness is entering the X-Core Championship Match. That greatness is known as Scotty FUCKIN Blaze! Not Derrick "SANDBAGGER" Sanderson or "The Silver Plated" Ryoko. There is one standard in this match it ain't no Silver Standard oh no! It's a PLATINUM STANDARD! That PLATINUN STANDARD is me!
Damon: Scotty I also almost forgot to tell you I scheduled an interview for you later.
Scotty: Who's the interviewer.
Damon: The same two sluts I was bagging on earlier it's sorta a double interview they sorta like to do things as a duo.
Scotty: You serious I'm being stuck doing an interview with the enemy? WHAT THE FUCKIN HELL? Who knows them two bitches? You could be siding with Derrick Sanderson for all I know.
Damon: Scotty you really need to quit smoking.
Scotty: That's like telling Derrick Sanderson to play nice it's not gonna happen. Sure I hate the fucker, but it's true tellin him to be a nice guy is like tellin me to quit smokin weed.
Damon: Thank god you're due up for your interview.
Damon James walks off as Angelina Love and Velvet Sky walk in giving Scotty a rude stare and smirk. They are more like they currently are in TNA towards Scotty.
Scotty: Expect a contact high for this bitches!
Angelina: I hope Derrick kicks the piss out of you.
Velvet: You know he is.
Scotty: LOOK! You two sluts hate me and my gangsta gone from rags to riches ass hates you two aswell. Can we just do this. The sooner we finish this interview the less contact hi you get.
Scotty lights up a blunt.
Angelina: O.K. So stoner what makes you think you got what it takes to be the new EWE X-Core Champion?
Velvet: Let me guess your gonna smoke yourself until you don't feel pain cuz even then your still gonna lose or die I don't know which one.
Scotty: Well first off let's compare what he has done compared to what I HAVE DONE! I lets see well you know of my International Champion and Mid Eastern Champion reigns. My HIGH PROFILED wins against superstars of MUCH HIGHER caliber than anyone else in this match. Hell my protege was untouchable against Gino Knoxx and he destroyed two of them chumps at the same time. Chris Hero got stomped last week. SJK is used to getting stomped by real talent. Brett Unknown just straight out SUCKS! Melissa Maivia? Who da fuck is that? Betty Gein already knows I'm the best talent in this matchup. Eli Hogan has never elevated to a real level of competition. Hell the only one who has gone to a real level of competition besides myself I will admit is Derrick Sanderson. Then again he was carried like I was "carried by K~Dawg". Wasn't Dan Taylor carrying his ass around? For everyone knew in EWE that Dan Taylor was the guy despite never winning the big one had alot I MEAN ALOT of big highlights. Their little team was the longest reigning Pure Champion and the longest reigning ALL American Champion. Who do you think people would be paying attention to? Sure K was main eventing matches. I was getting up that ladder heading towards the main event. Then injury after injury kept me from hitting that top spot before the brands combined. Now the brands are together I got me something to prove.
Velvet: Yeah that your more than a stupid pothead.
Angelina: Your going to look pathetic at Wrestlemania V!
Scotty: As pathetic as you two looked trying to fight Android #18 AND Antonia Malone?
The two "mean girls" just look at Scotty with a very pissed off look. Scotty then laughs and blows a hit into both of their faces.
Scotty: Yall need to chill and calm da fuck down.
Angelina: What about Ryoko? You sure you gonna be able to even handle her? Or you gonna need help from your tripped made up little friend?
Scotty: Ryoko? She has no idea what I am capable of. I'm no Japanese cartoon warrior. I'm no super built up machine meant to fight. I'm no hero of time! I'm no thief gone good! I'm no ninja warrior! I have trained in MMA though! If there is anything I can do better than smoking is FIGHTING! There isn't anyone backstage who can even go toe to toe with me in the ring. Ryoko is just another new person who needs to be broken down! I will break that bitch like I broke Trisha Jones in bed last night.
Angelina: Well I know who can stop you! He's actually on his way down here right now.
Velvet: He's the most dominant force in this match coming up.
On that cue Scotty Blaze ends up staring face to face with Derrick Sanderson.
Derrick: Hey Scotty let me see that for a second.
Scotty: You wanna hit this homie?
Derrick Sanderson right at that second takes the blunt from Scotty's hand and snaps it in half and stomps it out. Scotty is about to snap on that spot.
Derrick: I can smell that fuckin shit down the hall!
Scotty: Yo you know you just fucked up right? NO ONE is that stupid.
Derrick: Stupid? The only STUPID one here is you dumbass! You even remember what the main show looks like? Scotty maybe you should be heading to rehab! Ladies your wasting your time talking to this stoner!
Scotty: Wasting time? The only ones wasting time are you and the other 8 opponents! Your wasting your time even though you will all know that I am going to walk out the EWE X-Core Champion! There is no chance in hell of you winning! For you are taking on ABSOLUTE GREATNESS!
Derrick: You wanna settle this now and prove who is truely greater?
Angelina: As much as I want to see you knock this stoner's head off I believe I got an interview to finish.
Velvet: Don't you mean WE!
Angelina: I've done all the question asking how about you ask this stoner a question.
Velvet: Fine! Sure stoner piece of shit! You have beaten many great names. Rode the coatails of the following to win matches. K~Dawg, Johnny Chaos, John Cena, who else have you had to rely on to get wins for you?
Scotty: NO ONE! I'll tell you THREE something! Your talking to the man who not only will win at Wrestlemania, but the man who will be the EWE SUPERSTAR OF 2008! There is a time for a new name to be heard. A new name for main event spots. I mean let's honestly look around the backstage area. Sure there is talent there. There is greater talent. There is top notch talent!
Derrick: Where you going with this? I know I'm TOP NOTCH!
Scotty: Then there is ABSOLUTE GREATNESS! PERFECTION! ME! So what you got on me?
Derrick: Not as long of a criminal record I'll say that much.
Scotty: You sure you wanna go that far? Yeah sure I'm an x-con! Then again I never said I was perfect and a law follower, I just said I was perfect! There is no way to describe me without saying perfection!
Derrick: Mexican! What's so perfect about Mexico? The only thing good about mexico is the fences built up to keep the rest of your family out!
Scotty: First off! I'm PUERTO RICAN! Meaning I'm AS MUCH if NOT MORE of an American Citizen than you are. Second I was born and raised in Greybrook Valley! A place you wouldn't last two minutes walking around. Home boy would smoke your ass. You know what let's do this shit right here and right FUCKIN NOW!
Security runs over before Scotty and Derrick Sanderson can even fight with the two divas just walking off following the security guards that are carrying Sanderson off while he fights them off while Scotty fights the ones off of him aswell. Scotty gets carried off into his locker room where Trisha Jones and Damon James wait.
Damon: How was the interview?
Scotty: Never again! I almost got into a fist fight with Derrick Sanderson I almost took out one of the other 9 superstars. I'm sure then I'ld only have to keep focus on Ryoko cuz she would be the only other one who would try to fight me!
Damon: Ehh it's whatever though.
The scene fades to black with Scotty Blaze pulling out a cigarette and lighting it up.
(OOC-I had permission to use Sanderson in this rp.)
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