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Post by Jay on Mar 4, 2008 2:04:39 GMT -5
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Post by Android #18 on Mar 7, 2008 17:23:46 GMT -5
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Post by Jay on Mar 8, 2008 21:27:12 GMT -5
We open up to a nice leather couch in the view, on top of that couch is a portrait showing the poster of EwE's Last Stand pay-per-view. On that leather couch, we see a certain man who is symbolic with EwE to not only the wrestlers, but the fans. His name, Vincent Kennedy McMahon.
Vince McMahon At Last Stand, you, my friend, you got a chance to make yourself symbolic with Extreme Wrestling Entertainment, just like I have, just like my whole family has. You have a chance for me to finally rid Android #18 of not only her World Heavyweight Championship, but rid her from this company.
The camera than nods towards Vince, choosing the right time as he finishes talking.
Vince McMahon I find it disgusting that Jenna Jameson decided to give Android #18 the title, when people like you, so nice, so cool, so confident, deserve it. It makes me sick that she decided that Android #18 could carry not only her show, but her company. Why else do you expect her gone? What I'm leaning towards is this. At Last Stand, you will be the last person she will expect to take on. I mean, you've done everything you were allowed to do in this company, and I think you are ready for the World Heavyweight title.
Vince smirks.
Vince McMahon Imagine the look on Android #18's face when you reveal yourself, showing that she guessed wrong on everything. I mean, not only her, but the whole world, it will be shocked, shocked because you were the one that would not only be the mystery of this place, but be the one who beats her for the World title. And I know you're ready for that, at least I hope. Are you ready for it?
Vince pauses, looking at the camera, showing that the Mystery is holding the camera, before a quasi-familiar voice is heard.
The Mystery Mr. McMahon, it will be a pleasure, not only taking out Jennifer, but taking out Jennifer back into the garbage can, where she will get screwed by all the men she can. What I'm saying, Vince, can I call you Vince, is this company needs some to flagship the EwE. You need somebody that will represent EwE, not only for his great wrestler, or his rugged good looks, but because, he is one of the best wrestlers you have Vince. Jennifer is not that, she is nothing but a fluke champion.
Vince smiles now, showing some appreciation.
Vince McMahon This is why I picked you. Because not only are you right, about every little thing you say, you are an enigma. That's right, an enigma. Out of the people I could have chosen for the opponent of Android, I chose you. I chose you, because I know you can destroy her, I know you can make her bleed, make her suffer. She has been the largest thorn in my side, ever since I owned this company the first time, and I know you are better than her.
A laugh is heard, not from Vince, but the cameraman, or Mystery Opponent.
The Mystery Jennifer, for the life of her, doesn't realize that I am more brutal than her. She's never faced anyone as sick and sadistic as I am, she's never seen anyone who has done what I done. I worked my way up, she didn't, she came in with a Brock Lesnar push, but at the end, the unstoppable couldn't get the job done. I mean, she didn't even earn her title shot, and since then she's lost to Sean Lewis, Derrick Sanderson, Dan Taylor, everyone.
A bit of laughter comes from Vince.
Vince McMahon And there's another reason why I want you as champion, why I want you to represent the EwE, you have experience, you worked hard for glory, you worked hard for respect. Android #18 did no such thing. She was lucky I was too busy running out Stone Cold Steve Austin, or else she may not be World Heavyweight Champion, she'd be in the retirement home with all the uKw alumni who was said to have skill. That is why, sir, I believe you will be a more credible champion than some, some BITCH in Android #18.
A joyful "Hmph" is heard from behind the camera.
The Mystery Vince, I want you to know, at Last Stand, I will take that title from Jennifer, I will end her career, I will grab my dick, and piss on the legacy of Android #18. At Last Stand, Vince, no pun intended, it will be her Last Stand. Jennifer has no idea who I am, she has no idea what I've done, what the mental anxiety it is for me to sit in front of you, what it's like to be doing what I'm doing. I have the psychological advantage, I have the physical advantage, and contrary to her title win, I have the testicular fortitude to beat her. What does she have?
A pause is heard.
The Mystery She has nothing Vince, she never will. She's living in a man's world, as a man's champion, and I will beat her up like she is a man. I am going to destroy her Vince, and thanks to you, I can do it how I want, because I know you don't want her as your World Champion anymore, and I can't fucking blame, because it makes me sick to see the whore as World Champion, which is I will take that title, and I will have it around my waist.
Vince's smile sub-sides, just a little bit.
Vince McMahon As much admiration I have for you, I wouldn't count her out. She has gone through adversary, I mean she is World Heavyweight Champion for Christ's sake. You need to look at her career achievements, look at how she has beaten legend after legend, how she has taken everyone she's gone against to the limit.
The Mystery I will admit, Vince, she might have done things that people can only dream of, but in the past year, what has she done, who has she beaten? Mr. Man? Dan Taylor? They are nobodies! She has no idea what it's like to be a profitable champion, why do you think this company is in need right now? Because she's the lowest drawing champion in pro-wrestling history! This place is in need of a savior, and that's where I come along. That's where I say that Jennifer is nothing, that she is a fluke World Champion, that there are people more deserving, including me!
Vince McMahon Tell me how you will save this company then, tell me so everyone of these people that are paying to see you, yes you, beat Android, beat the unstoppable, and take her title. You know I will do anything for you, why do you think I picked you in the first place? I don't like you, but I don't like anyone, all I know is if you want to beat her, you play mind games. Tell everyone so they know who you are and what you will plan on doing. Tell them all your plans, tell them the evilness you will do, make me proud.
A snicker is heard from in front of Vince.
The Mystery Vince, that's what Jennifer wants, she wants to get the mental edge as much as possible, that is where she strives, that is where she wins. I will not allow that. Jennifer doesn't need to know who I am, she needs to figure out what I will do. She's World Heavyweight Champion, because she has no one to beat, and now she's getting the greatest test of her career, a test she will fail. Vince, this company needs a savior, a flagship wrestler, a Franchise, and you will get one. You made one of the best choices of your life making me the one to face Eighteen, and you will get your Franchise, not in the form of some little California bitch, but in the form of me. Vince, I think you and I have one thing we will agree on for sure, when I win that World title and take Eighteen out, the EwE, well...
A long pause is then taking place.
The Mystery THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD!
A chuckle is heard not only from Vince McMahon, but as well as behind the camera, before the camera is put down, and turned off...
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That leads to seeing a back room, what appears to be a boiler room, in some random arena. That is where we see a hooded figure hiding behind the shadows. This hooded figures seems to be wearing a black hoodie that has white lettering saying "Who Is It?" on it.
The Mystery This is EwE's Last Stand, and what a better way to have a Last Stand than with a World title match, a World title match worth talking about. A World title match worth sinking your teeth into. Something that will get people talking. Jennifer, at this certain pay-per-view you will not only face someone you don't know, it'll be someone that deserves their shot. Somebody who has been on Xplosion before, waiting for you to get out of their way so they can climb onto that mountain top again. Jennifer, you are facing someone who is more than your stature.
A laugh is heard.
The Mystery Jennifer, you go up to that slut of a friend you call Rikku and you talk to her, you talk about the possible peoples I might be, about the guys who I might be. You have a conspiracy, a hunch, a thought, that I am just an Xplosion superstar who may not have a match. Maybe, Jennifer, maybe I'm just a wrestler who already has a match? Maybe I'm someone in let's say, I dunno, a submission match, or maybe a super grudge match. The point I'm trying to make, Jennifer, is I may be anyone, I may not necessarily someone who doesn't match. Maybe I'm someone who's got a match already, maybe I'm one of the General Managers, hell, maybe I'm Vince McMahon himself.
A pause of the voice, before going back onto ramblings.
The Mystery Jennifer, what you need to know, at Last Stand, me and you go one-on-one for your World title. That same World title that has been coveted by legends in EwE, legends that do not include you. Jennifer, your time has past in wrestling, and for somebody who used her bitches, White Tiger's, name to get ahead of most males in this company. And while you look at your little list of people who I may be, while you and Rikku and White Tiger stroke each other's ego's, I'm here waiting for my chance to reveal myself, to catch everyone off guard in the EwE. Then you go around, guessing I may be an Xplosion superstar, for all anyone else knows, I could be from Chaos, I could be a Hall of Famer, I could be anyone!
Laughter is heard.
The Mystery But, Jennifer, what will for sure be known, is that after I embarrass you, after I take your title, after I make you into the little bitch you are, you and everyone else will thank me. This company needs a savior, a savior that will save them from low ratings, bad buy-rates, lack of mainstream attention, and they will thank me. I will be thanked because I end your career, I take your title, and I will be the one they build the new company on. I am needed now more than ever, Jennifer, and I will get thanked, and loved. I will win the World Heavyweight Championship, and you will love it, this company will love it, the fans will love it. Jennifer, I have the edge.
The shadowy figure stays in that one spot.
The Mystery At Last Stand it will be your last stand, I will beat you, I will become World Heavyweight Champion, and you know what? Nobody, no one, will see it coming. They'll all be too busy cheering you on Jennifer, cheering you on out of pity, out of fear. They will all be fearful because they will all witness the slaughtering of you. You will not be an Android no more, you will be taken off of that pedestal you sit on, where you believe deep down inside that you are better than anyone, and I will take that away. You won't see it coming, you won't see anything coming. And I promise, it will be a car wreck, a car wreck that you will experience and suffer and cry through.
Nothing this time.
The Mystery You will die a gruesome death, Jennifer, and it will be because of me. I will beat you so bad, you won't remember what happened, you won't remember a damn thing. You will be in so much pain, Jennifer, it's hilarious. It'll be hilarious because it'll be true. Everything I say, is true, I never lie, and even if I'm giving you SOME clues as to who I am, in retrospective, I don't care. I don't care who I am or who you think I am, all I care is of getting that World title, Jennifer, and if it means killing you in the ring, making you shit yourself, then goddamnit, I'm doing it.
A pause and a breath is heard.
The Mystery I want you to remember the night of March 9th, 2008 for a long time, because you will remember it was the night Jennifer gets thrown off of her throne, gets put back into place, and lays there, in so much misery. It will be the night you will always remember for nearly dying, for coughing up blood, for laying there in pain, in agony, in force, force because you cannot handle what happens. I will take that title, and I will show everyone I am a Franchise in EwE, Jennifer, and you won't be able to handle that at all. I know your weaknesses Jennifer, I know every little thing about you. I know your favorite food, I know your favorite music, I know what car you drive in, I know what kind of soaps you use in the bath.
Laughter is heard once again.
The Mystery I know so much about you, Jennifer, that it's almost stalkerish. But I also know something that most people don't realize, once you take the fire out from a building, it's all downhill. Jennifer, I know me beating you won't take pure technical skill, but rather, it'll take brute force, it'll take raw power, smarts, and maybe a fire hose. Jennifer, I know for a fact, I can beat you, and I will do anything, ANYTHING, to beat you. I will take your soul, and then I will take that title, and through it all, I will take your mind.
Another long pause of the night.
The Mystery Jennifer, no matter what happens, at Last Stand, I want you to know, I am taking you to the Danger Zone. I will take you to the Battlegrounds. You will experience a Brutal Finish! Jenny, Jenna, Jennifer, you are going to the Jungle, ready to die? Jennifer, cliches are cliches, and no matter who you may I think I am, death will be death, and that is exactly what I will do to you Jennifer. Because no matter who you may think I am, all I know is one thing for sure, I am taking your title. And one thing you need to remember..
Another laugh is heard.
The Mystery I fought the Law, and the Law won.
A snicker is heard, as the voice begins fading out, and the shadow stops appearing as a commercial now happens and what not.
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Post by Android #18 on Mar 9, 2008 12:14:52 GMT -5
A little rearranging and my rp went great off of this mystery guy's. Paranoia
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Post by Jay on Mar 9, 2008 18:40:12 GMT -5
We see Vince McMahon once against sitting down, this time it is actually his office. In his office, we see his "Muscle and Fitness" cover from back in 2006, and this time there is an actual cameraman, as a hooded, druid figure is standing next to him.
Vince McMahon Was I not right, did I not tell you that by playing mind games, you will no doubt take what is yours? You are a genius my friend, and I am damn glad that I picked you out of the people that could have done this. This is what was missing from your last run in the EwE, you had a boss who was a whore, or some old senile man who thinks he's in his 30's and wrestling Hulk Hogan. This is why I picked you, you've proven yourself worthy. Damn it, it will be an honor to have you as my World Heavyweight Champion.
The mystery guy sits on a chair next to Vince, hood still on.
The Mystery Vince, no offense to you or your empire, because I love this empire, but I'm not doing this for you. See, Vince, my last stint in the EwE, I wasn't exactly a draw. But now, now I may just main event Wrestlemania, and I mean, that's one hell of a dream to come true. Jennifer has no idea who I am, and it haunts her very soul, her very insides, because she's afraid. Vince, you know Jennifer more than anyone, you hired the whore for God sake, and you know she's never been afraid, except now. She's afraid of what's gonna happen, because she doesn't know the challenge in front of her.
Laughter is heard.
Vince McMahon You may be right. Believe me, when I hired the Android, it was a day I thought I could bring wrestlers in to destroy her, and it never happened. Two years ago at Summerslam, I tried my best to make sure she gets an advantage against Law, and she said she didn't need it, and eventually lost to him. Since then she had to leave Chaos cause she couldn't live down not making on her word, and after two years, she defeated, of all people, Mr. Man to become champion.
The Mystery Vince, Jennifer has no idea what's gonna hit her, because for once she has no idea who she's facing. Me and you both know that Jennifer, she's a scary bitch, I know we both won't lie. We both know that she uses her scariness to her advantage, that she will fear you before beating you, and for once, it has no affect on someone, so she panics. She is doing what I want her to do, and that is scaring the shit out of everyone, but in hindsight, she's not scaring the one person that is closest to her.
A pause now.
The Mystery Vince, I am going to beat Jennifer, I will take her career, but not only for you, for everyone else. I am going to save the EwE, save it from bitches like her trying to destroy it. Why else would you need to bring the EwE to one, to stop Steve Austin? To feed your ego? No, because Jennifer has shit on that World title that was once worth something, and has lost so many matches since then. She's supposed to be World Heavyweight Champion, the top wrestler, male or female, in this company, but she has more or less been a waste. She has no idea what is coming for her, so she uses her threats, she beats on people, she tries to make them cry, but she's not looking at the right people.
Vince McMahon Me and you, we're not different. We both want power, we both have power. I picked you above everyone, because I know the Android cannot beat you fair and square. She never has, she never will. I want you to main event Wrestlemania, I want you to become Undisputed Champion, not the Android. I promise you, I will help you in whatever way you need help to defeat her, because it will be a damn shame for me to advertise my main event with the Android. I already have Rikku in there!
Vince smirks now.
The Mystery Vince, Mr. McMahon, I want you to pay close attention. Jennifer is scared, she is shitting bricks, and I don't blame her. Not only is she facing someone she has no clue of, but she is facing somebody who has the most powerful man in sports-entertainment behind them, Vincent Kennedy McMahon! Jennifer, the stubborn bitch she is, has no idea what is awaiting her, and with your help, you can do whatever you want to take her down, as long as I get that World Heavyweight Championship.
The mystery guy chuckles.
The Mystery Vince, I will allow you to do anything with Jennifer you like. You can rape her in the middle of the ring for all I care. All I want is to get that pin fall, and take that World title to my waist. Vince, do whatever the hell you want, because I am willing to do anything to become World champion, why else would I wear this god-awful disguise, change my voice, say retarded catch phrases, do all this shit? Because I want that World title.
A smile goes on Vince's face.
Vince McMahon Believe me, I have more tricks up my sleeve for the Android than I have ever had for Stone Cold Steve Austin. I am going to promise, no, I am going to guaran-DAMN-tee that you will win that World title, and that you will go one to main event Wrestlemania. I will put it on my fathers grave, my grandson's crib, my whole empire that you, you will become World Champion. I know that you are better than her, and I know you are smarter than her, and this is why I know you will defeat her.
The mystery guys arms flail and puts his hands behind his head and leans back on the chair.
The Mystery Vince, I want to destroy Jennifer, I wanna make the bitch scream, I wanna make her bleed, make her self destruct if I need to! I want her gone, Vince, I want Jennifer out of my way, and this is my chance to kill two birds with one stone, this is a chance to do what nobodies ever done, and make history. This is my chance, and I have more backing than the United States Army, the 91st Airborne, the French Revolution, anyone!
Laughter is heard.
The Mystery Jennifer has no idea what to do, or what to think, she is afraid for her life, and she is shitting herself. I will become champion, I am a champion, and I need a belt to prove it. I need to defeat her Vince, I need that championship, I NEED it Vince, there is no way I can lose that match. I want that championship more than anything in this world, Vince, and I want Jennifer gone. I hate Jennifer, and I hate her more as World Champion. I am going to defeat her Vince, it will be her Last Stand.
Vince smiles.
Vince McMahon You know, there is a reason I call it Last Stand. I call it that because I know that this will be the Last Stand of one of our champions, and I hope for sure that it will be the Android. I know you can beat her, because she is scared to fucking death as to what is going to happen. And look how scared she is. I want her gone from my company, I want her to cry, and I want you as champion. I love how you are able to go from being a comedian, to being more serious, she'll never know who you are.
The Mystery Vince, when it's all said and done, and I beat her for the World Heavyweight title, I will get in her face and say something to her. I will say something that will scare her to fucking death, and you wanna know what I'll say? You wanna know what I will say when I lift that World title over my head and look her in the eyes. One thing will be said, and one thing only, and you will laugh.
The mystery guy pauses.
The Mystery You Look Funny.
Both Vince and the Mystery guy laugh, Vince smiling and the Mystery dude laughing, all at once.
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That leads to seeing a classic record player playing, and what is playing is the infamous melody of "I Fought the Law, and the Law Won".
The Mystery Jennifer, I bet your afflicted, I bet you have no idea what is going on, you are jaded. Jaded at the fact that you have no idea who I am. Maybe I'm an Xplosion wrestler. Maybe I'm a Chaos wrestler. Maybe I'm retired. Maybe I'm a Hall of Famer. I can be just about anyone, Jennifer. I can be someone as good as Cameron Hayden, or I can be someone like Eli Hogan. Hell, I may be Last Hour, you have no freakin' idea.
The music continues.
The Mystery I can be someone who is a former World Champion, or maybe a former Pure Champion, hell, I may be one of your best friends. Jennifer, you can't trust anybody, you have no idea who I am, and it makes you paranoid. You're paranoid because you don't know who I am, you don't know what to do, you can't even check on one person, because you're afraid. You're afraid of me, Jennifer, but you won't admit it.
A pause.
The Mystery Jennifer, you're to ignorant to show fear, because you believe it will show you have weakness, but I already know your weakness. See, your falling for my traps, Jennifer, you have no idea what is going to happen, so you take it out on everyone, and it's leading to your demise. You think you're smart enough to figure who it is, but you are scared, you are scared of what might happen to you. I don't blame you Jennifer, because I know for sure you have no idea what is going to happen.
The music still plays.
The Mystery I am the savior of the EwE, I am the savior of your World title, and I got the Dawg House to prove it! I am The Future, I am The Franchise, I am Chapter II of this saga. No matter what happens, you have nothing to think of, you have nothing to go on, because I am just sending you no where. So what do you do? You do what you always do, you attack random people, you try to take them out, but with more aggression, more anger. You are paranoid, and it's working. I've planned this since you won the World title, Jennifer, and my plan has yet to be derailed.
A laugh is heard.
The Mystery You are in for a treat, a long with the rest of the fans. It's like Christmas for me, and this time I have you all alone. Jennifer, for all you know, I may be a friend, and enemy, a hyperactive little girl, a big legend, a loud mouth good looking faggot, a Mexican bitch, a bald dick, anyone. I may be sending you to a Brutal Finish. I may show you that This Is Gonna Be Good. I can be anyone. Anybody, Jennifer, that can snap you in half with one little blow, and I'm gonna make sure of it, Jennifer.
A pause.
The Mystery Jennifer, your Last Stand will happen tonight, it will happen with so much fury, so much anger, something you've never experienced, and I will love it. I will save this company, I will show I am the best, and I will go to Wrestlemania 5. Jennifer, you have no idea what is going to happen, you are scared, and I love it. I love it so much, Jennifer, because you have no idea what is awaiting you, and it hurts you inside, so fucking bad.
Another laugh.
The Mystery You have no idea how much the pleasures me, almost sexually, Jennifer. It pleasures me that you are paranoid, that with one little sound, you jump, jump because you can't figure out what is happening. It's so satisfying, Jennifer, that you can't even imagine what is happening. I am taking that championship, Jennifer, I am going to take it and prove I am better than you. I promise I will end your miserable World title reign, and go on to Wrestlemania, that's where the big test comes through, Jennifer.
The music plays.
The Mystery Jennifer, I don't what you to be so scared, so scared for your life that you may never trust anyone, because this just a game, a game that you won't win of course, but a game. I want to also want to make sure that when I defeat you, you won't come crawling back for a rematch, no matches, nothing. I will kill you, Jennifer, I will grab you by the throat and kill you. Then, I'll whip out my cock and piss on your body.
Laughter.
The Mystery So while I take you back to the past, the past where I may or may not have defeated you at a past Summerslam, I want you to know, I am defeating you at Last Stand, and I will take that World Heavyweight title. Jennifer, when I finally defeat you, I'm going to lift up that World title, get on top of you, and as everyone either boos or cheers, depending on their position, I am going to yell one thing, and one thing only.
A pause, as the music eventually stops.
The Mystery THE CHAMP IS HERE!
As the mystery guy finishes, we hear "My Time is Now" play, leading to more questions being asked.
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Post by Android #18 on Mar 9, 2008 19:31:39 GMT -5
One left. Good show so far, *Mystery man* Bluffing?
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Post by Android #18 on Mar 9, 2008 23:44:16 GMT -5
So i accidently deleted scene two. Don't feel much like redoing it. Thank you. Good night. Unveiling
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Post by Jay on Mar 10, 2008 0:12:38 GMT -5
We open up backstage where we see a darkened room, and in taht room, we see a hooded figure standing in front of a black screen.
The Mystery Tonight, Jennifer, me and you face off one on one for your World Heavyweight Championship, a championship that has been held by some of the biggest legends, hall of famers, people who have actually meant a damn thing. Me and you face off for a title that everybody wants, a title that everyone would lvoe to be in my shoes going for. Me and you are not so different, you and I, we both want that title, and we both want to be the top people, and I can respect that. I can also respect that you have been working your little ass of to try and figure out who I am.
The shadow laughs.
The Mystery Yet, you claim to know my identity. You claim that you have it figured out, but me and everyone else know, your bluffing. You've bluffed your whole career Jennifer, why should I believe you now? What I do know, Jennifer, is you can't handle the fact, that for once in your life, you got mind games playing on you. You can't handle the fact that finally, somebody has gotten the better of you Jennifer, when it comes to mind games. I have finally done it, I have finally proven I am more of a worth to you than you may think.
Another laugh comes.
The Mystery Jennifer, despite what you may have thought, you have no clue, no damn idea as to who I am, and it makes you mad, don't it? It makes you angry, because you know that I am finally in your head, I am finally proving my dominance. When it is all done, Jennifer, you and I will both know, and realize, that this company will never, ever be the same as it once was. I am not here to entertain you, Jennifer, I am not a lap dog you can throw a bone too, and make it seem like I care about you. No, I'm somebody who I know deep down inside, you fear for life of me, because you can't figure out what's ahead.
A pause now.
The Mystery Jennifer, I know for a fact that you have no clue who I am, and I know this is all one big haux on me trying to reveal who I am. And while the past couple of times I've doen this, I've said or alluded to the fact that I am several wrestlers that have wrestled for the EwE, but the fact is, I may or may not have been lying. Jennifer, no one else is waiting for you at Last Stand, except for me, except for the one person you've feared all along. You have no idea who I am or what I've been through, but damn it, I'm taking you to the edge. I have the advantage, both mental and handicapped. I am going to defeat you, Jennifer, and there is not a damn thing you can do about it.
Another pause.
The Mystery What awaits you at Last Stand, will not only haunt you for days and years and months to come, but it will follow you your whole life. Not since the Benoit tragedy last June will something more sickening come from wrestling, and it will all be my way of taking you out, Jennifer. I am going to defeat you Jennifer, I am better than you, Jennifer, I am more of an alpha-dog than you Jennifer, and I want that World title more than anything. You have no idea what I'm willing to do, Jennifer, to defeat your for that World title, I will do anything.
More laughter.
The Mystery I have a couple of things you do not have, Jennifer. For one, I have the mental edge, the mind games, the brains that you do not have. Another is that I have more drive, intensity, and heart than you do, Jennifer. Another, is the fact I have the big dog, the Chairman himself right behind me in a way to defeat you. I guess you can say, I am loaded on potentially career damaging plans for you, with only one or two triggers that will fire, and don't mistake yourself. You have nothing that will help you from these plans, except for maybe White Tiger's sweet talkings and those little pyro things that come out of your hands.
A pause.
The Mystery Jennifer, I will destroy you, you need to realize it. I am going to end your career, and I am going to take that title, I am way better than you have ever been, and we both know this. We both know that my brain power is going to outstand you, it is going to beat you, because I am good that way. I am good because I know for a fact that you are just waiting for me to slip up, and I will not allow that, Jennifer. I will not allow myself to slip up, because I have worked way to damn hard to slip up in this big of a match.
More pausing.
The Mystery You think you have it bad, Jennifer? You think you have it bad because you don't know who I am? You should wonder as to how bad I have it, to change my style, to come up with witty quotes to try and throw you off. You wouldn't know, Jennifer, because you're to stupid to realize what the hell is going on. You are not intelligent, so you use your little annoying pyro hands, your "strength", everything that doesn't mean shit in life, to get your way. You have no idea who I am because you're way too ignorant to realize it.
Yet another pause.
The Mystery Jennifer, I want that World Heavyweight title more than life itself, and I will take it from you Jennifer, I will become World Champion, and you will have to deal. You have no idea what it is like fooling people who worship you, mainly because you have no one who likes you. Jennifer, I am your savior, I am going to not only save these fans from another boring World title reign from you, but save you from embarassing yourself and making yourself into one of the biggest fools in professional wrestling.
More pausing.
The Mystery Jennifer, you have no idea how guilty my conscience will be because I not only ruined you, ended your career, and took your title, but because I killed you. Jennifer, you are the shit streak on the underwear of the EwE, and I plan on sticking you into the washing machine and cleaning you off from the underwear. I am going to clean this place up from every little fossil, every politicker, every waste of space that has come from this company, and I will start with you, Jennifer. You will be the first major victory of my new life and career.
Now a big chuckle comes.
The Mystery You must really have a big ego if you believe you can defeat me, Jennifer, because I am going to make sure it does not happen. I am going to bring one of the biggest hurts in this lifetime on you, something that has never hit you harder than anything in this life, and Jennifer, you will cry, cry like the woman that you are.
Pausing.
The Mystery Jennifer, you are weaker than you've ever been in your life, and you're afraid of losing, especially to soembody you don't know, so you work hard, you attack everyone you see, you become untrusting, and you lose focus on the subject on hand. Meanwhile, I come from out of nowhere, focused as I am, waiting for that one big move, and boom, I become World Champion. Do you really want that, Jennifer? Of course not, so you make threats, big threats, threats making no sense, attacking jobbers who are nowhere near the competition as me.
A chuckle now.
The Mystery Jennifer, I want to make sure I haunt your every dreams at night, that I scare you to death until you have no idea what to do, or who to talk to. I am going to defeat you, I am taking your title. I am going to make you bleed, and suffer, suffer with all your bones breaking and cracking, where you moan and groan in pain because what just happened blind-sighted you. You are going to be suprised and shocked and in awed because you have no idea what the hell just happened. So for words you have no idea what to do with, I want you to make sure, that at Last Stand, you will no longer be a threat to anyone in the EwE, and more like a stepping stone, because it won't mean a damn thing!
The mystery guy chuckles now, laughing before the camera fades out.
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This leads to a road crewer standing in front of the entrance tunnel, looking towards the outside of the ring, before seeing a hooded figure come up to him.
Road Crew Holy shit! Stop scaring people!
No response.
Road Crew Who are you and what do you want?
The Mystery What, I want, my good man, is see, I am facing Android #18 tonight, for her World Heavyweight Championship, and when I come out, I want my music playing, BLASTING loud as fuck.
Road Crew You're her mystery opponent?
A laugh now.
The Mystery Yes, I am the infamous Mystery wrestler that people far and wide have no idea what is going t happen with.
Road Crew Well, I kinda need to know who you are when your music plays.
The Mystery guy points to a key on the keyboard and laughs.
The Mystery Press that button. Now, would you like to know a little secret?
Road Crew Sure.
The Mystery Tonight, when I go to the ring, I want people to see that Jennifer is nothing but a fluke champion who deserves nothing she has ever gotten, you understand? So tonight, when I defeat her, I am going to proclaim to the whole World that I was better than her. And as harsh as it sounds it is going to scare her.
Road Crew Right, anyways, I'll push that button when it's your time.
The Road Crew worker guy leaves, and as soon as he leaves, we see Vince McMahon walking up.
Vince McMahon It's almost show time, you realize? Are you ready to not only upset the Android, but take her title and her career? I put alot of investment in you, I don't want you letting me down, not for anything, you understand?
The Mystery Vince, tonight, I promise you and the world I will defeat Jennifer, she is nothing to me, and while I may be a shocker, she doesn't know. Tonight will be her destruction, and it will be because I am jsut better than her, understand? I will defeat her and make her suffer, and there's not a damn thing she can do about it.
Vince McMahon I don't know, she does have some leads on who youa re, and she can use it to her advantage.
A laugh comes.
The Mystery And I care? Of course not, for all we know, she thinks I'm fucking OJ Simpson. The fact is, I will defeat her Vince, and you will be proud, as will al the Jennifer haters that have no opinion on anything to do with wrestling. I am going to becoem World Champion, and as you say, it's a guaran-damn-tee.
The Mystery walks off, ending this short ass scene.
NOTE: As Staff, I am counting his roleplay, because he pmed it to me over an hour ago, my sister has been on the comp for the past 4 or 5 hours.
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