Turning Point.
The scene opens in a downtown bar in Detroit, Michigan. The place is a total dive, dirty and rotten, almost like you could get AIDs from just being in there. The people in it are of the darker subcultures, a mix of Horror Punk and Gothic. At the bar, we see the Chaos superstar Kurtis “K~Dawg” Porter, who has just been handed a bud-lite. He takes a swig, then is approached by someone in ripped up blue jeans, some Vans, a Misfits skull cap, black fingerless knit gloves, and a Bullet for my Valentine t-shirt. The man grabs K~Dawg’s beer and takes a swig for himself, and as Kay stands up ready for a scrap, he realizes it’s…
K~Dawg: Danny! What’s good, son?
Danny Danger: Not much, bro. Ready for DMW to reunite for one night only?
K~Dawg: Yeah, yeah, homie!
Danny Danger: Ugh, you’ve only gotten worse.
K~Dawg: What’d ya say, bra?
Danny Danger: Never mind man… Please, sit.
The two sit down at a table not far from the bar.
K~Dawg: So, I h’rd you’s was suckin’ at da game lately, dawg. Betta’ not bring me down, feel me?
Danny Danger: I can see where you’re coming from. Don’t worry, I had a revelation.
K~Dawg: Revelation?
Danny Danger: Yeah, the reason I suck lately is, well, not so much because I now have a life outside of my “job”… it’s more so because of the change in appearance, you could say.
K~Dawg: Oh, man, don’t tell me you is getting’ plastic surgery AGAIN…
Danny Danger: No, I’m staying the way I am. But, since I will be doing that, there are some changes I’ll have to make… ya know, to match more and stuff, dude.
K~Dawg: Alright, that’s cool I guess G, but you ready fo’ da match dis week?
Danny Danger: Yeah, Porter. I’m gonna be bringing it as good as I can.
K~Dawg: Hopefully dats better than what you’ve been doing lately.
Kay chuckles at Danny’s expense.
Danny Danger: Don’t you have some off’s to fuck?
Kay again shares a laugh with himself.
K~Dawg: Man, you know I love you. Let’s kill it.
Danny Danger: Totally. Let’s show ‘em that Detroit doesn’t play around.
Danny and Kay share some dap. A waitress comes up with a couple beers as Kay starts free styling. The scene comes to a close, but shortly opens up shortly after, in front of a live crowd in Dallas, Texas. It’s the 100th episode of Chaos, or is going to be in a short bit as thousands upon thousands of excited fans line up in the giant arena. Suddenly, all the lights go off, as the only thing we can see is a purple glare at the top of the ramp. “This Night I Call Bad Luck” by Mister Monster begins to play as the fans have a mixed reaction to it. From the top of the ramp appears a black figure, and as the lights fade back in, it is apparent that it is the “Addiction” Danny Danger, with a microphone in his hand and the same outfit he was wearing at the bar, with the exception of a black blazer with band pins and shit as well as a pink shirt with "eWe's Gay Best Friend" printed on it in white. He smiles, not letting the boos or cheers get to him. He enters the ring.
Tazz: Oh man, Steele! Is tonight gonna be off the hook, or what?
Justin Steele: Right you are, Tazz. And now, as Xplosion star Danny Danger makes his way down to the ring, ya gotta wonder what’s going threw this kids head.
Tazz: There are a lot of rumors going around on that computer screen, Justin. Gotta wonder if some of them are actually true… is he insane? Is he going to leave the eWe? What’s going on with him?
Justin Steele: I don’t know, Tazz. Maybe we’ll find out.
Danny rolls into the ring. The music and fans alike tone down, as he raises the mic to his mouth.
Danny Danger: Dallas… Texas! ARE YOU READY FOR THE 100TH EPISODE OF CHAOS?!
The fans go NUTS. Danny’s smirk gets even bigger.
Danny Danger: Granted, it isn’t gonna be half as good as the Xplosion 100th episode is gonna be farther down the road, but come on, this night is fucking huge. I mean, we’ve got legends like… uh… Brett Unknown… and, uh… Insane Shane. Ya know what, fast forward a bit I guess. We’ve got that HUGE match with Dynamic Legends, Ricky Chambers, and Revolution X… which, uh, no one has showed for yet. Hmm… how about that main event? An I Quit match, right?
The fans go insane again.
Danny Danger: I mean, sure, Gino Knoxx hasn’t showed yet… but… uh…
Danny rubs the back of his neck a little nervous.
Danny Danger: OK, ya know what? Let’s just get to my match. We’re gonna have the ORIGINAL members of D.M.W., well, the talented ones anyway, fighting in a tag match against two legends, to which both of their restraining orders against me will be lifted… Man, the thought of a sweaty Android 18 and me… I digress.
Danny rubs his face this time, clearing his head, which is filled with dirty, dirty thoughts.
Danny Danger: OK, here’s the down low guys. Me and my brother from another sperm donator, Kurtis “K~Dawg” Porter, aka the old school DMW, are gonna team up against the two chicks that not only are the greatest babes to grace the eWe ring, but arguably the greatest period. Now I’m sure that you are all wondering, how the hell are these two punks gonna take this cunts?
The fans shake their heads up and down.
Danny Danger: To be completely honest with you, I have no idea. I tagged with K~Dawg once in a tag team battle royal thing, but we lost. DOD on the other hand… well fuck, do I even need to go on and on about why they’re beast?… But, count on this. Sure, Kay may be growing. He got Tiger to be his tag partner, I mean that’s fuckin’ huge. Granted, I’m sure Jay’s pissed he’s gotta make another fucking banner for his D-Town ass, but man, gotta do what you gotta do.
He pauses…
Danny Danger: If there’s one thing everyone here can agree on though, is that for the most part, Ms. Eighteen has gotten the better of me on our encounters. Well, that changes Monday. You beat the spick for the title you hold on your shoulder. Woo. Who gives a damn? Rikku, on the other hand, beat 29 other people for her shit. But you, Eighteen? You just got your shot at the right place, at the right time babe. And eWe World Championship or not, it doesn’t matter, because I don’t intend on letting you being able to have that right for long.
Justin Steele: What’s that supposed to mean, Tazz?
Tazz: Shut the fuck up Jason Metal.
Danny Danger: But, onto the current, not the future. A lot of roomers going around on the message boards. A lot of people saying that I have lost what made me good last time. I lost what was making me win matches left and right, or come close to winning them anyway. Truth is, I did. I lost that, and much, much more. I lost EVERYTHING that once was the Danny Danger you all came to love. I lost what made me that loveable geek that was always made fun of, but didn’t take it like a dis. The kid that followed Eighteen around like a puppet, because it made for some funny shit. Now… Now, I am… Well.
He stops, thinking.
Danny Danger: Dude, I have no idea what I am right now. May make me sound like an ass, but eh, I don’t care. It’s a clean slate, or a dirty one, depending on your opinion of me. Probably dirty, now that I think on it… but that doesn’t matter. What matters is that after tonight, once I beat these two “legends” with my boy Kay, not only will I shut, oh what was it, everyone up that made predictions, but I will also mark the turning point.
He pauses…
Danny Danger: No longer will I be facing these noobs on Xplosion. No longer will everyone question my skill. No, I am NOT going to quit. No, I am NOT going to run. The only rumor that is true is that I am fucking crazy, but to me, that’s a good thing. After I KILL those 13 year olds over on Xplosion, as well as noob the two bitches on Chaos, I will of started the road to Final Destination, but I’ll save that for later. Just mark my words that when I say you need to expect a better, stronger Danny Danger on Xplosion this week.
He pauses again…
Danny Danger: Oh, but tonight isn’t about Xplosion, is it? No, not by any means. It’s about this second rate show that people call Chaos.
The fans stir up some boos.
Danny Danger: Hey, don’t get me wrong. I started my career here on Chaos, or Heatwave atleast. This place was at one point great. It truly was chaos on Chaos, but in a good way. A good chaos. But, maybe a month or so after I left, it was like that girl you’ve been dating for like 2 years. This place let itself go, and fast.
The fans either boo or laugh.
Danny Danger: But like, whatever bro. Thank Satan I only have to be in this hell whole long enough to pin wanna those two chicks, hopefully I’ll get lucky and it’ll be Eighteen.
Danny shivers.
Danny Danger: Anyway, I don’t know what happened to this place, but it truly is sad. Half of the place isn’t showing for the 100th episode. If you people don’t think Xplosion is better by now, then there’s just no hope for you. Actually, now that I think about it, I think I’ll put Rikku on her shoulders. An Xplosion star pinning your number one contender. Ha.
The fan’s now boo on Danny.
Danny Danger: Oh, boo all you want. Except the truth, don’t except the truth. Whatever helps you sleep at night. But once me and K~Dawg destroy those two, please, try not to have a heart attack. We all know it’s coming, so just except it and move on to your shitty, 2-0 main event, and kiss my ass as I fly back over to Xplosion. And as always, you can fuckin’ quote that.
The fans boo as “This Night” begins to play again. Danny just smirks as the scene fades out.
