Post by Dan Taylor on Jan 14, 2008 4:01:40 GMT -5
On Sunday January 27th EWE will showcase its one time beloved favorite pay per view...The Royal Rumble.
I myself will be winning this match with no challenge from any of the 15 Chaos stars, or the 15 Xplosion stars. Why the confidence you ask? Well thats none of your god damn business now is it.
But the Rumble is not whats important here, what bugs me is the total lack of respect for the business. First lets start with Chaos side of the Main Event.
John Cena [c] vs Gino Knoxx
John Cena...*yawn* the champion of EWE, and the champion of Chaos. When is Chaos going to produce a talent worthy enough of stripping Cena of the Championship.
I'd say look no further then Gino Knoxx but I'd be a liar. Gino Knoxx is not EWE Champion material. He is more International Champion material then he is World Champion.
I dont know if you people know this but Gino Knoxx is one of those behind the scenes guy..a Staff Helper and now he is fighting for the EWE Championship sounds fishy dont it.
I mean should anyone get a free ride just because they have a little bit more say around here then others....
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I just dont want to see Gino Knoxx win the world title before I do. I mean the man talks too much as it is, heaven forbid I'd have to live with I won the EWE Title before you did bullshit!!
But I trailing off...I have alot more things to talk about here.
James Ceno the X-Divsion should take on either Antonia Malone or Kris Jaxson because I dont really see anyone really worhty of challenging the big mouthed Canadian for his belt.
I rather see a one on one match between Ceno and Malone because I know my girl could finally win herself some gold here in EWE.
The International and Mid-Eastern belts are on the line as well but I dont give a shit becasue thats Chaos and we all know the real talent is on the show thats now a darker shade of orange!!!
Ive talked about them all expect the main one...the match that will be taking place inside of a steel cage. Or something they call an Anarchy Cell.
Mr. Man [c] vs Android # 18
I have had the honor of facing both of these people in the ring. I lost to Mr. Man because that sneaky little mexican crossed over the Deadline Border and beat me 3 to 2. Oh Im sorry thats mixing both worlds Im sorry if your confused.
Android 18 was dropped by me just two weeks ago, and instead of granting her a rematch she givers her the # 1 contendership for the World Heavyweight Championship. She might lack talent but she isnt retarded now is she...
My pick for this match is: Android # 18
Why?
No disrespect to Speedy Gonzalez but lets face it.....I have The Android number...and it aint 18.
Well shit folks Im going to let you go for now, because if this bitch gets any longer Im going to make Jenna count it as a promo...
For the Franchise Chronicles....I'm Dan Taylor saying...lick my nuts and call me Champ!!
