Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Jan 28, 2008 0:56:13 GMT -5
Every wrestler that was in the Royal Rumble was anxious and ready for the Royal Rumble to start. Each of them had their own cases on why they wanted to win the Royal Rumble. K~Dawgs case, just to prove he can actually beat the odds and finally win the big one with everybody doubting him entering first into the Royal Rumble. Ever since joining EWE, K~Dawg has been rising to the top, but the EWE Championship has been his challenge to get. Winning the Rumble will secure a spot for him in the Main Event. All the wrestlers who were in the Rumble were in the Canseco Fieldhouse Cafeteria getting something to eat before the huge night upon them. Enemies keeping a clear distance from Enemies, cliques hanging out and talking strategy. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and White Tiger were sitting at a table just eating, Kurtis & Jeff were having a big meal before the big day. Kurtis was just eating a hamburger, Jeff was hanging mozzerella sticks.
Stone Cold Steve Austin: You boys ready for the big night?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Hell Yeah I am. Royal Rumble can't get any better. I'm entering No.1 and I'm leaving the winner.
White Tiger: WHOA, hold on a minute there Kurtis. I believe you in, I really do, but this just isn't going to be your night K~Dawg. The Royal Rumble is going to be all mine for the taken, and your going to have to take a backseat to me.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I'm getting sick and tired of taking a backseat to everybody. I let Ciaran do it, I let Gino do it, and it's not going to happen to me anymore. Predator wants his spot, Dan Taylor wants his spot, Jeff Rodgers wants his spot, you want your spot. I'm going to ruin everybody elses dreams and going to make them a living nightmare in the Royal Rumble. When you think I'm out, and getting close to elimination, I'll find a way back into the ring and save my ass.
Kurtis smirked then took a bite out of his burger, chewed it up like the dawg he is and sallowed it.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I always do find a way, this isn't going to be an exemption. You feel me Tiger? I'm going to do everything AND I MEAN everything I got in me to win this Royal Rumble. I respect you Jeff, and everythang you have done in the EWE, but this aint gon' be yo' time dawg, it aint gon' be Predator's time, it's not Brut's time, it's not time yet for Dan.
White Tiger: Okay Kurtis. Bring that intensity into the Royal Rumble and you'll do fine, but telling you this once and one time only. You do cross my path, I wont hesistate to knock you over the rope. You feel me on that Kurtis?
Kurtis smirked and nodded.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh, I hear you, I see you, I feel you dawg. I don't expect a guy like you back down from it, and trust me, this intensity I got; I will bring to the ring and it's going to help me win da damn thang. I'm not going to mess my opportunity up. I know a lot of people are going to be gunning for me since I'm the No.1 guy entering and I got everything going for me, and I'll tell them to just bring it on and try to knock me over. Tell you one thing, this Royal Rumble is going to be fun, it'll be the breaking point that turns a lot of EWE Superstars in the match at their best and it could turn some of them not so good and realize they failed. I'm going to be one of those guys Jeff that makes this the best match anybody could ever see from me.
White Tiger: Oh, no doubt about that one. I know you can do it Kurtis, but you know I want to become EWE World Champion again.
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Your one of the high picks to win this Kurtis along side Jeff over here.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I already know that Jeff, and you know how much I've been aiming for the EWE Championship these past months. Summerslam when I almost won it opened up my eyes and at that pointed knew I could win it even though Johnny got the win. Your big, your tall, your fast, your speeder, your a girl, your a guy, it's not going to matter to me, and you guys know that. I'm going to go through everybody to get this win. Vince and Shane are going to try to get me at the disadvantage, but it's not going to work.
Kurtis took another bite out of his hamburger and Jeff had some more of his sticks dipping them into some miranara sauce.
White Tiger: Who knew the cafeteria had good food?
Stone Cold Steve Austin: What?
White Tiger: The food is good.
Stone Cold Steve Austin: What?
White Tiger: Oh forget it.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: If you were on Chaos, you'd get used to that Jeff. I am by now, and it's pretty fun. I even used it against Shane and Vince a few times, they got pissed and left. Steve lets me use it without getting my ass stunned
White Tiger: So you guys became pretty good friends over on Chaos?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: YEP! Which is why they put me as the No.1 Entry for the Royal Rumble. Both of them always hated seeing me talk to Steve, but I told Shane to screw off and he made me the No.1 Entry into the Rumble. Steve has giving me chances at the EWE Championship and has helped me along the way in giving me advice like you and Jen have.
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Who's Jen?
All three of them looked around curiously. Kurtis wiped fake sweat from his forehead.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Whew, No Ashlocke to be a big baby to complain about the joke.
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Uh-oh.
White Tiger: What? Ashlocke com...Oh No.
What made both of them say Uh-Oh? At that moment Vince and Shane McMahon walked to see how the superstars that were in the Rumble were doing. Vince directly went up to see Edge, Edge saw Vince, got a smirk with the huge ass chin of his and shook his head.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Suck up.
Vince McMahon: Everyone of you guys. Good luck in the Royal Rumble, give those fans out there something to talk about. Whoever ends up the winner, good luck at Wrestlemania.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Dick.
Kurtis shook his head and looked down eating his burger. Shane then pointed out to his dad that Kurtis was over there. Vince got that evil smirk everybody alway seen. Vince and Shane walked over to their table.
White Tiger: Don't look now Kurtis. Here comes the McMahons.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh great. Just what I need.
Stone Cold Steve Austin: When they get here. Don't let them bug you Kurtis. Don't let them throw you off your game and have then make you lose your concentration the Rumble.
Shane and Vince got to Kurtis, and they each put one hand on each of his shoulders. Kurtis just rolled his eyes, completey ignoring them as he was eating his burger.
Vince McMahon: Hey, how you doing K~Dawg? Nervous yet?
Shane McMahon: I hope your getting ready for your quick elimination in the Rumble. No possible way you can win now.
Vince McMahon: Give up now K~Dawg. You don't have enough energy to stay alive with the others guys in the Rumble. Look at all of them.
K~Dawg doesn't look up, eating his burger looking at the table. Shane then grabbed K~Dawgs head making him look at everybody else.
Vince McMahon: I SAID LOOK DAMMIT! You see all those other guys like Brutality, and Edge? You can't get past them in the Royal Rumble K~Dawg. Your weak, they are too strong for you. Give up while you can.
Steve and White Tiger looked like they wanted to say something, but K~Dawg gave them the signal of not saying a word so Kurtis can handle it.
Shane McMahon: Your not going to beat the odds Kurtis, your not going to be another Rey Mysterio, Shawn Michaels or Chris Beniot. Your nothing like them trailer trash.
Kurtis tried to keep it in, but you could tell he was getting really pissed about what Vince and Shane were staying.
Vince McMahon: Come on Porter. Get mad. Use that anger, mess yourself up at the Rumble.
Kurtis laughed, taking a bite out of his burger, then pushed Shane off him. He got up looking right at Shane.
Shane McMahon: What are you going to do Porter? Hit me? Come on, I dare you too.
White Tiger: Don't do it Kurtis. Think about it.
Stone Cold Steve Austin: Not worth it Kurtis. Don't hit him. Keep your rage for the Rumble.
Kurtis kept chewing his hamburger, then got a little smirk on his face looking at Shane.
Shane McMahon: The hell are you smirking for?
What K~Dawg did next would shock everybody. He spat out the pieces of the Hamburger he was chewing right at Shane's face, and some of the hamburger pieces stood on Shane's face. You could hear a pindrop it was so quiet in there. K~Dawg just crossed his arms looking right at them both.
Shane McMahon: Your dead meat Porter.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Your sure about that Shane?
Shane McMahon: I'm positive Porter. Your done at the Rumble.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Got it wrong Shane-O, looks like the dead meat is all over you.
Jeff and Steve couldn't help it but laugh at that one. Shane shook his head getting a napkin getting it off his face.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Look on the bright side, atleast I didn't say "YOUR NOT COOL"
Vince McMahon: Keep making your little jokes K~Dawg, but you know how easily I can fire you right?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Go ahead and do it. I'm not scared.
Vince McMahon: I would love nothing more than to do that, but I like to see you swirm when your done, and I'm going to enjoy seeing you get tossed all over the ring when you try to keep away from elimination. Let's go Shane.
Shane glared at K~Dawg as he left with Vince. Kurtis turned around and smirked right at White Tiger and Steve.
White Tiger: Can't believe you just did that. Who knew Kurtis Porter actually can stand up to management like that?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Right, but all I know is. That felt really good to do though. Fuck Shane, Fuck Vince. Fuck both of them if they want to doubt me. Hell...
Kurtis climbed ontop of the table they were sitting at. Everybody looked at K~Dawg like he was on drugs.
Stone Cold Steve Austin: The hell are you doing kid?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Fuck you Ciaran if you think you can beat me for the EWE Tag Team Titles on your own, fuck you if you honestly think your going to end up winning this thang at da Rumble; yo' ass is gon' get knocked out and tossed out of da ring by me homie, you got lucky when you beat Gino and I for the No.1 Contendership, you beat Gino and you never really did beat me, and you can't. I won the Tag Team titles fair and square and I'm not going to let them go just like that to some guy like you.
Kurtis looked too who will be next. The big man in the ring stood tall and K~Dawg spotted him out.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Brutality, fuck you if you think I'm intimidated, if you think I'm scared of you when I'm not. Fuck you if you think I'm intimidated and you think every word you say I'm scared of it. Fuck you if you think you can use your height and weight against me, I'll find a way to toss you over the rope, help or no help, your not winning this Royal Rumble while i'm still in this damn thing. Brut, better luck next time. Your big steroided ass is going to bring you down and win you NOTHING!
Predator: You look funny up there Kurtis.
Kurtis smirked looking down at Predator.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Predator, I respect you man. Your one of my homies around EWE, but fuck you too. I am standing up here and saying I will crush your dreams of headlining Wrestlemania going up for the EWE World Championship. Predator, sorry about your luck homie, but your not winning the Royal Rumble and making it too the big dance while I'm around. Your not going to crush my dream, and crush my dream that I've been working so hard to get and that is too headline Wrestlemania and go afta da EWE Championship and win it for the very first time. Your back, congrats on that homie, your better than ever, I seen that when I actually watched Xplosion last week, but your not going to be better than me going into this Royal Rumble match.
K~Dawg pointed out to everybody: Heels, Friends, his buddies, and some other people.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: None of you 29 motherfuckers are going to be better than me at the Royal Rumble. You want to crush my dreams? My Destiny? THEN I'M ABOUT TO CRUSH YOU! I don't give a fuck who I'm going to go through, all Iknow is, I'm ending the Royal Rumble with a BANG! Oh hey, Mr. No. 30, I see you back their Dan Freaking Taylor.
Dan didn't back down, he stepped out from the rest of everybody and looked right at Porter.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You think just because you got the last spot in the Rumble that you got dis match in da bag and your ticket to Wrestlemania punched. Well guess what Dawg, you don't got it in da bag. You see you cocky arrogant bitch. You aint got shit on me, big whoop, you got more X-Core Title Reigns, does that make you feel happy in your pants man? That's the only thing your going to have over me, the X-core reigns, your not and i repeat WILL NOT have a Royal Rumble victory ova me just because your No.30, I'm going to outwit, and outlast everybody in this damn thing and get the win in the Rumble. Dan, you have worked hard on Xplosion, I give you that, but you aren't better than me and you will never be. Dan, better luck next time and whatever you do on the crappy show called Xplosion. I'm out er'body, peace and have fun losing.
K~Dawg smirked getting off the table. He laughed walking out of the room, about to go into his lockeroom, but he was soon stopped by Trixy who caught up to him. She heard everything that Kurtis had to say.
Trixy: Kurtis, what was that all about?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Simple, it was me stating some facts, telling everybody to fuck off and I'm taking home the prize of being da new Royal Rumble winner.
Trixy: Think that was a smart idea?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I don't give a fuck if it was a smart move or not. I'm looking out for the No.1 guy in this Royal Rumble and it's me. It will be all about me in the Royal Rumble, when the dust does clear, and when everybody is tossed over the top rope. I will be the last one standing tall giving another big "FUCK YOU" to both Vince and Shane McMahon who thought they could stack dis shit against me, but it's not going to work Trix. I know at the end I'm going to be winded, but I'm not going to be beaten and bruised. I'm going to be really strong in this. I've been against the odds before, I prevailed and I can do it again.
Trixy: What about all these legends who are returning for the Rumble?
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Trixy, what year is this?
Trixy: 2008.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Exactly. This isn't 2005, not 2006 where guys like Jeff Rodgers, Sean Lewis, White Tiger, and Johnny Chaos were ruling EWE. This is 2008 baby, the year of the young hungry starts like me to shine above them and get what I want. The EWE Championship. The belt has been calling me to grab it and put it around mah waist. A guy lik Gino Knoxx should NEVER be champion, he's nothing buy AWO Trash and the AWO World Title is the only big title he can get and isn't going to get the belt around here aslong as I'm around. I don't care who I'm facing after the Royal Rumble. John Cena or Gino Knoxx, whoever is holding the belt, better be aware that coming Wrestlemania, there days a champion ARE OVA! and we'll be seeing a new champ after Mania.
Kurtis then spotted the guy who has that spooky voice for movies who always sent a chill up your spine.Don LaFontaine. Kurtis got an idea and called Don over here, he whispers something in his ear and he nodded. Trixy handed Don his mic, and Don cleared his throat.
Don LaFontaine: In a world where 30 people come together to do battle in a pretigious event. 15 from Chaos, 15 from Xplosion. Everybody trys to knock somebody else out, but their is one man who wants to become the winner, only one winner can come out on top.
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: THAT MAN IS ME!
Kurtis nodded at Don as he walked away to meet and greet some other stars. Kurtis handed Trixy back her mic as he went to go get ready as the scene faded out.