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Post by "Too Hot" Jeff Rodgers on Jan 21, 2008 19:35:07 GMT -5
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Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Jan 21, 2008 19:45:12 GMT -5
After the last person was done in the ring, EWE went to a commerical break, and during that commerical. It showed what happened last week in the main event at Monday Night Chaos. It was the Chaos Rebound. Tazz: The odds are stacked against K~Dawg Steele, he's getting too much. He's not going to handle it. K~Dawg has a big heart, but sometimes it's going to die down.J. Steele: You know theirs no quit in K~Dawg. He had this match, but the numbers game is getting to him. From the Chaos Rebound, you could hear the fans chanting for K~Dawg during the match, which made him have enough fight, but he got hit with the hyper drive. The crowd goes silent. Tazz: Hard fought match with K~Dawg alone, but it's over. J. Steele: Too bad for K~Dawg..HEY, wait a minute. What the hell?John Cena came into the ring, he distracted the ref, clotheslined Rikku, Cena unhooked the EWE Title, cracked Gino over the head. Cena grabs K~Dawg and puts him ontop of Gino. The ref turns around, sees K~Dawg covering Gino. J. Steele: NO WAY!Tazz: Help of Cena, K~Dawg is about to become a Solo Tag Team Champion. The crowd was chanting also with the 1,2,3. The bell rings.Jennifer Sparks: Winner and New EWE Tag Team Champion KURTIS "K~DAWG" PORTER!!!!J. Steele: S.E.X isn't going to be happy. Tazz: Cena just basically screwed the entire S.E.X trio. K~Dawg is now the EWE Tag Team Champion. Chaos Rebound ends with K~Dawg celebrating. It goes back to the ring with Jennifer Sparks standing their with a note in her hand. Jennifer Sparks: Everybody, you know who this guy is. You cheer for him everynight, and he never backs down. "THEY SAY I'M COCKY" That echoed to the start of that familiar theme song over and over again as Jennifer kept talking. Jennifer Sparks: He became the first ever EWE Solo Tag Team Champion and he has a big task on his hands entering No.1 in the Royal Rumble on Sunday. He's the man that is trying to single handly change the EWE record books in trying to become the first man to win the Rumble at No.1. You know him. Get on your feet because this is...KURTIS "K~DAWG" PPPOOOOORRRTTEERR!!!!!Big explosion happened on the ramp that nobody expected, smoke then filled the stage as K~Dawg walked through it with a huge smirk on his face, the EWE Tag Team Titles on each arm. Tazz: For somebody who has the odds stacked against him too win the Rumble. He sure doesn't seem like he's scared. J. Steele: When is he scared? Never really. Jimmy Justice: Yeah, well. K~Dawg better be scared in the rumble. If he last all the 28 men, he's not going to last Dan Taylor, our guy from Xplosion. K~Dawg is nothing more than an overated jackass who never deserves anything. Kurtis walked down to the ring, and pointed out to every one of the K~Dawg fans that were supporting him and knew he could win the rumble. He got into the ring, and Jennifer handed him the mic as "Cocky" cut down so K~Dawg could speak. K~Dawg saw the whole thing, he knew he got help from John Cena, but it didn't really mean much to Kurtis. All that matter is and now finally again a champion after Seven long months, he now got some gold around his waist. He looked around at everybody smirking, they knew it was coming, they all stood quiet in the Canseco Fieldhouse and waited for the cue from K~Dawg.Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yo, anybody catch da number of dat armed robbery on Monday Night Chaos last week. Gino got hit HARD, but none da less. LOOKS WHO BACK TO BEING A CHAMPION BABY!!!! He smirked raising up both Tag Team Titles. He was a solo tag team champion, he didn't have a partner yet, K~Dawg knew DMW was offically done, but didn't make the announcement. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Canseco Fieldhouse. I can hear you, but your not dat loud..YOOO YOOOO YOOOOO WHERE THA KRU AT?? HOLLA AT DA FUTURE ROYAL RUMBLE WINNA?[glow=red,2,300]TDK: WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!![/glow] Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yo, I'm seeing dem signs Kru. Hold them up proudly, you show them infront of the faces of the otha fools who are entering in dis thang and you tell them who da real person that is gon' win da Rumble will be. I'm the No.1 Entry, and you can all beat your asses that I'm going to outlast 29 otha motha fucka's and get mahself a win at da rumble, and continue on my journey of 50 Wins, and becoming da first person to win the EWE Royal Rumble at No.1. Yeah, I heard it all, and I already know the odds are stacked against me, and I already know a lot of people in dis thang are going to be aiming at me because they don't want to see me ending up winning da rumble at No.1. Yo, they don't want to see "Tha Dawg" succeed. Whatcha got to say about dat Kru?They all started to boo really loud, and you could tell, if K~Dawg wasn't going to win, or atleast end up the Final Four or Final Two, there was going to be a riot afoot. They want to him to win and don't want to see anybody else. Jimmy Justice: Too damn bad. K~Dawg doesn't have it in him to last all the way through in the end. He's going to run out of gas and choke like usually. Typical K~Dawg. Tazz: Jimmy, will you just shut the fuck up you annoying asshole. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yo, I heard dat one, and you know what? I'm not going to let any of dat shit happen to me. If somebody even attempts to toss me over da rope, they will go down and not me, and I'll hang onto the ropes. You think I'm going to let some xplosion fool win da rumble while I'm still in this? Hell Naw, the people dat don't want to see "Tha Dawg" succeed and ruin mah chances are just all hatas and they deserved to get HOOK'D. One way or anotha, I'll outlast er'body, throw everyone of dem fools out of da ring, from No.1 to No.30, your gon' see your favorite underated underdawg win da rumble and shock a few people on the way of doing it. Heard er'body talking backstage saying they don't think I can't do it, and I hope that really continues, er'body who thinks that is gon' be eating dem damn words when it's all said and done. Am I guarenteeing a Royal Rumble victory? K~Dawg smirked, and shrugged, holding up one EWE Tag Belt.Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Why the fuck not? Er'body else is doing it, and why can't I? I stepped up against Rikku & Gino Knoxx all alone and took it too them, wit da unneeded help of da homie from West Newbury, I took da belts right off dem, and if I could do that. Why can't I get da win at da Rumble? Sure, it was only two people, and we got more competition in the Rumble, but I always crave and I love da competition that comes my way. I aint gon' be worried one once of it for when it comes. Royal Rumble is just a few days away and I'm already preparing, I'm ready to throwdown, and I'm not backing out. Sunday Night is gon' be off da chain and Kru, you guys are in fo' da best show your gon' see. My ticket to Wrestlemania is on da way. I'm going to steam roll all ova er'body else. Whoever is No.2 that enters right after me, you can bring it on. For anybody who thinks I'm scared of what is going to happen to me in the Rumble, I got a message for you.K~Dawg brings the cameraman that was in the ring a little more closer into Kurtis' eyes and face. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Look into these eyes, do they show fear? Fuck No, am I scared? Fuck No. Shane & Vince, you guys stacked the deck against me, aight, it's all good, but Sunday is the time your going to be sticking your foot in your mouth and wished you never opened up your little traps. Guys like Dan Taylor, Cameron Hayden, and Brutality think that I don't stand a damn chance in winning just because they think they are better than me and want to THINK I wont do big shit in this, well boys, coming Royal Rumble, your going to be DEAD WRONG! You three aren't anything but Xplosion scum who don't deserve to be in the same ring with guys from Chaos. Why? Because Chaos is simply better than Xplosion. Cameron, go ahead and say what you want to say dawg thinking your "ABOVE ME" you aint above SHIT. Your chances are winning are as good as Chris Steel thinking he's that good, when everybody knows the truth he aint. Cam, you think your a god of wrestling that everybody should praise you? I see nothing godly about you, you lost your touch ever since Mr. Man been taking you down. I'll see you in this ring Cam, remember the person that tossed you over the rope, because It'll possibly be me. Kurtis paced around in the ring for a couple seconds, and he knew that moment was going that he had to tell everybody to truth. He just shook his head. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Now I know some of you may be wondering what's going to happen to DMW V.2 and me with the Tag Team Titles. I got some good news and some bad news. Jimmy Justice: Too late, both of them happened already. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: DMW or any Detroits' Most Wanted team is no more er'body. Scotty getting injured and me winning on my own really finally sealed the deal. Any DMW team will NEVER ever be apart of EWE. Scotty & K~Dawg were the last ever Detroits' Most Wanted team, but that doesn't mean I am going to be defending these belts all alone, hell naw, I'm tough, but damn, defending them a lone against some of the toughest tag teams EWE has to offer? Hell naw, I aint gon' risk dat, and that's why later on once I leave da ring, gon' hold interviews on who wants to be a Tag Team Champion with me. Whather your from WWE, TNA, ROH, or somebody just wants to their big break in wrestling, then come on backstage of the arena and I'll see if your worthy. Never thought it would happen, but yeah, DMW is done. That got a boo from the crowd; since the original DMW with K~Dawg & Rick Cage, the team quickly became popular with everybody. J. Steele: Sad day for Chaos then, DMW was awesome. Tazz: You got that right. Jimmy Justice: Oh get over it you big babies. Who the hell is going to team with K~Dawg now? Everybody team that is in the tag team division is going to destroy him now. He wont find a tag team partner. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah, sad news, but there was only one person that saw DMW crumbling, and he's ova on Xplosion. K~Dawg pointed at the titantron as a picture of Danny Danger went up. Jimmy Justice: Now he's awesome. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yo Danny, my n*gga, mah homie from ova on Xplosion. Who da hell thought you could predict da future? I heard you talking ova on Xplosion saying you were da real DMW member and you made da team what it is, and you knew once you went to Xplosion, we would crumble. We didn't exactly crumble dawg, Scotty just got injured and now is out and I decided to put da breaks on Detroits' Most Wanted. Team survived ova a year, total of 11 members, it's time fo' a change, and a change is always a good thing, I know your probably gleaming ova dat shit Danny that you knew some like dat was gon' happen, but get it through your little thick skull homie..YOU WEREN'T THE WHOLE DMW. Glad to see your back in EWE, but you already know, we cross paths at da Rumble, I'm gon' knock yo' ass out of da ring. Your good Danny, but you were never really that good. I'll see you on Sunday homie, be ready for a WAR!K~Dawg pointed back up to the titantron, and this time it was Brutality, but some fans got it confused with Triple H and they started to cheer. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You all must be getting him confused with Triple H, that man right there is the so called "Big Man on Campus" of Xplosion Brutality. Now everybody started to boo once they found out who it was. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Now that's what I thought. Brut, I heard what you said, your complaining because I didn't mention you in my first promo, well doesn't that just suck for you, but hey Michael Vick, I'm talking about you now, so feel fucking special. I didn't mention you in the first because I was too busy mentioning other people, but here's your little mention now, so sit back and listen tight. K~Dawg smirked and cleared his throat. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I don't ever forget about you? Well what are you going to do about it? You certainly aren't going to throw me over that top rope and cost me the Royal Rumble, come on now Brut, come with something a little more stronger in the pee-wee sized brain of yours. Your not to be messed with because your the big man? MOTHERFUCKER I AINT SCARED OF YOU! I go face to face with you in the ring, I'll stand there and give a little smirk on my face not backing down. Sure your taller than me, and sure as hell outweigh me by alot, but that's not going to change anythang coming the Royal Rumble. I don't give a fuck in what I do, I'm not losing the Royal Rumble, and you aint taking shit anyway from me Dawg..You listening to me back there Xplosion Scumbag? I'm No.1 in the Royal Rumble, and I WILL LEAVE No.1. Now can ya feel dat dawg? Dat was pretty fucked up what you did, I'd like to see you try to do something like dat wit me, and you'll pay the consquences of your actions fo' trying to do it. The Rumble aint gon' be yours dawg, get ova yo'self. You wanna call me a coward? K~Dawg shook his head and laughed. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Since when have I been a coward you cumbreath?Kenny Greenwood: Cumbreath?Jimmy Justice: I think somebody has a death wish coming to them at the Rumble. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Dat's right I said it and I aint afraid. I believe and I know I can win the Royal Rumble and get past somebody with a feble mind like you Brut. Their will never be any quit in this heart of mine, go ahead and try me at the Rumble, me by myself or a few guys with me, I'll get you over the rope. COUNT ON IT!K~Dawg walked around the ring a few more times, thinking who else is in the rumble that he hasn't mention yet, meanwhile tha dawgs' kru were chanting "K~DAWG FOR CHAMPION" over and over again. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You know, none of these mystery guys had mah ass fooled. Chapter 2? What a crock which ended up being Law. Come on now, I knew it was his baldass the whole fucking time, he retirement was a shame; I always knew that motherfucker was going to be back in the EWE ring and he just couldn't say away, I fought the Law four times and got my ass handed to me all four times, Law, I'm glad ya back dawg, now I finally can end my winless streak against you. Test from his WWE days was a mystery guy? K~Dawg shook his head and started to laugh. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You got to be kidding me if dat motha fucka actually thinks he has a shot at winning da rumble and headlining Wrestlemania. He sucked in WWE, and he's not going to do dat great around here. Hey you sterioded son of a bitch, yeah Test, I'm talking to you back there if you can hear me, this aint WWE dawg, around Monday Night Chaos I'm da top dawg, and I'm gon' be the top dawg at da rumble. You think you can do something against me? Your anotha joke. Another mystery on who entered the rumble Sean "Slug" Lewis.That got a huge reaction from the crowd once K~Dawg said his name. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Somebody that walked out on EWE Xplosion when he got his 50th win, I don't blame em, I would walkout on the B-Rated show anyway if I was him. Sean, you should have returned to the A Show homie, the better brand on Chaos. I got nothing but respect for ya dawg, your da man, and I had the honor of being in a tag match with you against DX, granted we lost, but it was an experience, and then wrestling you twice in two close matches, that was cool. You entering the rumble was a shock to me because I really didn't expect you to return, but hey, all the legends make a return to EWE anyway, and your no exemption to dat one. K~Dawg nodded to Jennifer, handing her back to the mic as "Cocky" blared over the PA System. K~Dawg got out of the ring raising up the tag titles as the scene faded out.
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Post by Rikku!!!!! on Jan 21, 2008 22:23:56 GMT -5
Rekindling an old story line. My 2nd. Leave it to Rikku! Click my pic!
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Post by JimmyStocks on Jan 21, 2008 23:24:53 GMT -5
Scene opens with Stocks talking with Dibiase.
Jimmy: This is the big time.
Ted: You didn't make much of a impact in your debut match.
Jimmy: That was all Keenan's fault. He is useless. He was pinned not me.
Ted: Maybe so but it still goes down as a loss.
Jimmy: Nobody will remember that when I pull of the ultimate victory and win the Royal Rumble.
Ted: It would be a hell of a win if you can do it.
Jimmy: What do you mean IF?
Ted: Hey just saying I been in these before. They are harder then they look.
Jimmy: Maybe so but I am Jimmy Stocks and I am better then all the rest.
Ted: Also even if you don't win I might still come out on top.
Jimmy: Meaning?
Ted: I have had my eye on some people. Thinking of Expanding the Million Dollar Corporation.
Jimmy: Really like who.
Ted: Well Jimmy Sex Sells.
Jimmy: Yeah so?
Ted: We need some Tits and Ass in the Million Dollar Corporation. We need a female.
Jimmy: Any front runners?
Ted: I like that Rikku girl.
Jimmy: Well I think she is taken she is in that SEX Group.
Ted: Young Jimmy everyone has a price HAHAH.
Ted Dibiase walks off laughing.
Jimmy: Well now that he is gone down to business. I am going to put this in such simple terms even you brain dead, pot smoking,beer drinking,foul mouthed losers who watch EWE can figure it out. I am better then everyone else in this match. At the Royal Rumble a Legend in the making will be born. His name is Jimmy Stocks. Now that is some advice you can take to the bank!
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Post by Predator on Jan 21, 2008 23:28:11 GMT -5
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Post by ^Rated R Superstar^ on Jan 22, 2008 15:51:11 GMT -5
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Post by Sean "Slug" Lewis on Jan 22, 2008 16:01:00 GMT -5
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"eWe Legend" Jeff Payne
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Post by "eWe Legend" Jeff Payne on Jan 22, 2008 20:13:49 GMT -5
Here is my second. Not what I origonally planned, but i think it works. The Brutal Truth
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Post by Mello Yello on Jan 22, 2008 23:41:36 GMT -5
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Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Jan 22, 2008 23:56:01 GMT -5
The scene opens up as we see awhole bunch of people lined up, dressed up in costumes. Some of them where EWE fans and wanted the opportunity of being a tag team Champion with K~Dawg, and some of them were actually some people from WWE, TNA or ROH that just wanted to be apart of EWE. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter was sitting at a desk with some paper and pen as he was hearing some of the people talk, Chaos Co-GM Stone Cold Steve Austin and Chaos Interviewer Trixy were standing behind Kurtis as they saw some of the wrestlers that came to it. The tag team titles were sitting up on the desk. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Aight, who next? Same guy walks up to the desk, he was dressed in all spandex and had a thong on his head for a mask. K~Dawg shook his head as you could hear Trixy laugh. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: What the fuck? Stone Cold Steve Austin: The hell are you supposed to be kid? Guy: I am...ELESTIC BOY!! Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Are you kidding me? Your dressed in all spandex and your wearing a thong on your head. You think I'm going to give you the other half of the tag team titles? Elestic Boy: But But..I can do amazing things in the ring and the opponent could never get me. Kurtis rolled his eyes. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Aight homie. What can you do? Elestic Boy: I can stretchout any part of my body..ANY PART! and get away. Kurtis gets a disgusted look on his face and so did Steve. Trixy looked like she was about to get sick. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: That's fucking disgusting dawg. Get out of here..YOUR NASTY!...NEXT!!! Elestic Boy walked away with his head hanging low. His wrestling ability always worked and he did well for himself in the ring. Kurtis looked at who was next, but before he let them talk, K~Dawg noticed both Dan Taylor and Derrick Sanderson walking around, talking about their matches. K~Dawg laughed and shook his head. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Dan, Dan, Dan. You honestly think I've been ducking you for a match dawg? Well I haven't, I've been just been too busy to face somebody like you, I have a plate full over on Chaos to make room for you. I know you want a match with me real bad, and I don't blame ya dawg. I'm not scared of facing you Taylor, and you honestly think I care about you being the new "King of X-Core" now that you held that stupid title for 49 times now beating my record? K~Dawg shook his head and looked right at the Tag Team Titles. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Hell No I don't fucking care about that little X-Core Title Reign number, you can get 100 for all I care. I used to be going afta dat belt like crazy a year ago because I wasn't at the point where I am now, main eventing Monday Night Chaos, inching closer and closer in becoming EWE Champion, now that I am getting close to dat. I'm above going after that and I'm not concentrating on that. I never really did refuse your challenge about becoming the real "King of X-Core." Get the fucking facts straight you retarded dumbass, I DID ACCEPT IT, we just haven't found a place to wrestle at since Saturday Night ShowDown! is no more and EWE doesn't do cross brand matches. Dan, I would love nothing more to kick your ass and shut your mouth FOR GOOD. I know your got yo' self a new tag team partner in that dickhead Derrick Sanderson, you can come at me all you want, if I don't find a partner, then I don't have a problem kicking yo' asses mah self and showing I am better than both of you. Kurtis pointed to one of the tag team belts. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Dan, you want to become a Double Champion homie and become a Tag Team Champion with that doof Sanderson, then by all means and come afta da belts, I aint gon' back down, like I'm not gon' back down from anybody in dis Royal Rumble. I got the deck stacked against me, sure enough I know that. I'm No.1, and I'll leave No.1 and get my trip to Wrestlemania facing off for the EWE Championship. Dan, I do hope I'm still in the ring with you, I do hope your the last person in the ring with me, I would love nothing more than too toss your arrogant ass out of da ring and get da win fo' mahself. I can last throughtout everybody, sure I'll be hurting, but I can withstand the pain, I've done it before and I know fo'sho I can do it again. I've seen too many people take my opportunity away from me, and they shined over me and take me spot for the EWE Championship. Guys like Alex Stone, Ciaran Michaels, Gino Knoxx, and I'm tired of dat shit happening too me, and I'm not going to let it happen anymore. Dan, you winning the rumble just because your No.30, aint gon' happen Dawg. This Royal Rumble, it's gon' be mine in 2008, and I will go to Wrestlemania, and fullfill MY DESTINY! I'm not sitting back anymore, Dan, you wait your turn again. This Royal Rumble isn't going to be yours, not anybodies except fo' a dawg named Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter. A loud cheer could be heard from the people standing in line. K~Dawg shook his head. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Suck ups. Dan, don't go crying back to wherever trashhole you came from when I knock you out of the rumble. Your on XPlosion, anybody who's anybody can get the belt. Kurtis smirked, and yeah, he just totally took a shot at everybody that were on Xplosion including some of his friends that were on the show. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Anyway, who the hell is next? A man with a clean cut haircut, and dressed in a suit walks up to K~Dawg. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Your name? Guy: Bam Sandlor. Kurtis raised an eyebrow, that name sounded like somebody he was just talking about. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Well..BAM! Why should I give you the other half of the Tag belts? What can you do for me? Bam Sandlor: You don't need to do anything Porter. I can just do all the work and take the credit for it. I'm just that really good. I'll leave us to victory. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: NEXT!! Bam Sandlor: Your making a huge mistake. You can't win without me. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: We'll see about that, now get out of the way. Bam Sandlor walked away mumbling something that we couldn't hear as K~Dawg just leaved about it. Trixy then leaned into Kurtis' ear and told him something. Kurtis smirked. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Really now? Trixy: Yeah. Kurtis laughed and shook his head. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: SO it has come to my knowledge that anotha mystery entrant has been revealed and it's now the Rated R Superstar Edge, It's now 5 out of the 6 mystery entrants have been revealed. Law, Sean Lewis, Test, Chris Hart and now Edge. Law didn't surprised me much, Sean did, Test is whatever and with Edge now in it wont make much of a difference because Edge is just another guy who thinks he's a god around here and could beat anybody who crosses his path, and if memory serves me right, you got served with a pink slip when yo' ass got handed too by John Cena at Final Cut. K~Dawg shook his head. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I guess Vince is at it again. Trying to screw me over by sending someone who is up his butt 24/7, but oh well. Who the hell is next. Surprisingly enough, it was WWECW Superstar Shelton Benjamin. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Shelton huh? What can you do for me being apart of this team?Shelton Benjamin: Kurtis, you give me half the belt, and There AINT NO STOPP...Kurtis quickly cut him off. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Shelton, I hear that sometimes and it's annoying. You finish that and I'll kick your ass myself..FUCKING NEXT!!Shelton Benjamin: Your making a huge mistake Kurtis. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah well I'll deal with it. Shelton glared at Kurtis and then walked away. The next person walked up. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh god no. Stone Cold Steve Austin: Hell no. Trixy: He's cute. The person that walked up to them was Santino Marella. Kurtis shook his head. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Got to be kidding me. Santino Marella: K~Dawg, you give me the other half, and with my beautiful Maria at our side, we could open up a can of ass wipe. Before K~Dawg could answer that, Steve gives Santino a Stone Cold Stunner. He looked down at Santino. Stone Cold Steve Austin: It's WHOOP ASS, and that's what you just got. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Anybody got a diaper for Santino because I think he just shit himself. Two EWE secruity guards picked up the broken Santino and threw him out of the arena. Kurtis just held his head. Trixy: You'll find somebody Kurtis. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I better, because this line is utterly ridiculous. Two guys then walked up wearing matching Satan costumes. Kurtis offically next them, another walked up in a stockbrokers uniform, and you guess it K~Dawg next him. K~Dawg look at everybody else in the line, they all dressed really stupid. K~Dawg shook his head. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Fuck this. Kurtis picked up the tag team titles, and put each of them around his shoulders. He looked out at everybody who still was standing in line looking like idiots.Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: This is done, go home, get out of here, because nobody in this line is getting the other half of the belts. They all moaned and walked away from the line. Steve put a hand on Kurtis' shoulder. Stone Cold Steve Austin: Don't stress it too much Kurtis. You'll find a tag team partner by the end of Royal Rumble, but concentrate more on something you should do and that's trying to win the Royal Rumble. You need to show everybody why the No.1 Entry isn't going to effect you Kurtis. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Steve, no doubt about it. I'm ready for this Royal Rumble Sunday Night. I'm entering No.1, and the only one man that is going to be celebrating and walking away the winner of the Royal Rumble is going to be me. I'm not going to let anybody else take my spot, from Chaos To Xplosion, everybody can come at me, I don't give a fuck if I find a partna yet, I'll defend these belts alone if I got too. I'm strong enough to do it. It's been calling for awhile now, and everybody can throw at me that I had my chances in light to get to the EWE Title and have failed. I had my shot at Summerslam, at Hell Frozen Over, but I kept coming up short. It's going to stop now, whover left that is a mystery entrant, better fucking step up right now and say who they are already, but I got a feeling it somebody I already know they are. ' Trixy: Who you think it is Kurtis?Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: For one, another mystery entrant for Chaos, it's going to be Alex Stone. I'll put my money on it, people can think I'm looney and say it wont be, but I know it's going to be him. Xplosion's mystery entrants already been revealed as Sean Lewis & Chris Hart. Chris Hart means nothing to me, he's another joke like Eli Hogan, Hulk Hogan, The Grimm Brothers, Chris Steel. I'll toss him over like a rag doll and it's going to be really fun when I do it. All these mystery guys that are trying to return to the Royal Rumble that THINK they are going to win, but it's not going to be their night. They are waisting away their return like that other guy Jeff Rodgers who only remembers me because I was on the pre-show of Chaos, stuck on Heatwave. K~Dawg shook his head and smirked. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Sure dat was da old K~Dawg Jeff, but times have changed and now I'm da most talked about Superstar on Monday Night Chaos. My merchandise sells out like hotcakes, everybody knows me as the guy with the big heart that never stops and gives up. Jeff, I watched you wrestle, and you were good, but this is your return, your going to have a little rust on ya dawg. I may not have a EWE Title reigh under mah belt, but that soon is going to change when I do win the Royal Rumble and eliminate everybody that I need to eliminate so I can get closer into doing what I truely believe I should really do. He hesistate for a second, then finally said it. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Headline Wrestlemania. Trixy: That would be awesome. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Sure as hell would be. One guy that everybody thought he would never pull it off, a guy that started on Heatwave, had embarrassing losses intill he started getting better day by day and started to prove everybody wrong. The man that held three titles in one year, the man that everybody though would never be a 2x EWE International Title because nobody thought he didn't have it in him. The man that some people think I don't have shy in winning the Rumble because I'm entering No.1, the biggest ultimate underdawg in EWE is about to prove everybody wrong and win the fucking thing. The guy that could possibly headline Wrestlemania, from Heatwave to Main Event Wrestlemania, the sure as hell would be a great "Road To Glory Series" DVD. Stone Cold Steve Austin: And you can do it Kurtis. I won the Royal Rumble three times in my day in WWE, but watch yourself in it, it's a pretty damn hard thing to win. Just keep breathing and stay safe in it, you find yourself close to the ropes, move away. Trixy: Don't make that dumb move of trying to clothesline somebody that is against the rope only to get yourself eliminated. Kurtis laughed. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah right, I'm not going to make that dumb move because I'm too smart to pull it off. I'm not going to cost myself this match. You see, I'm not going to bitch like Brutality just because my homie White Tiger didn't mention me yet in any of his promos, because I know he's going to get me soon. Predator can come at with me all his "YOU LOOK FUNNY" comments, but it's not going to do shit against me, Brut can kill all the dogs he wants and become the next Michael Vick fo' all I care. I'm looking out fo' numba one in dis match and it's mahself. I got homies in da rumble, but I'm not going to hesistate in getting dem out and do something I need to do. Practically er'body been seeing how damn hard I've been working mah ass off. It's time I paid that off. Sunday Night, It's go time. Solo Tag Team Champion wont be on mah mind, da tag teams that want to come afta me wont be on mah mind, da only thing that's gon' be on "Tha Dawgs" mind is how he's going to win da rumble and stay grounded and keep mah strength and agility going. I've been preparing fo' dis rumble ever since I heard it was making a comeback. When Shane named me No.1 Entry, I've been training even harder knowing what I got to do.Stone Cold Steve Austin: Then your prepared. That's good. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Anyway, I'm getting hungry. I'll talk to you guys later. Kurtis whistled walking away, he walked over to the catering station making himself a sandwich, then he could over hear a voice from behind him. "Those Belts look funny"Kurtis smirked, he turned around with the sandwich in his hand and saw Predator. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Well, what's happening Predator. Predator: Oh nothing, just getting ready to win this Royal Rumble on Sunday and go headline Wrestlemania. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Not only you got one of the greatest catchphrases in EWE History, but your also a funny guy Predator. Predator: Not joke Kurtis, I returned to EWE for one reason only. I'm taking this Royal Rumble and heading to Wrestlemania, and you know I can do it. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah, you can do it, but you got to knock me out of the rumble to do it. That's not going to happen Pred, you can say whatever you want, but those actions at Royal Rumble will take place on Sunday. You step into my way, I will throw you out. Don't care if your shorter or taller than me. I'm not letting anybody take a match that is going to be mine.Predator: Kurtis your a good guy, but it's just not your time at the Rumble. It's my time, and your going to watch me win. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Aight then homie, I'll be seeing you soon. May the best man win. Kurtis put on his hand for a good luck handshake. Predator shook Kurtis' hand, the pull him really close. Predator: And that will be me. Predator push K~Dawg away walked away laughing. Kurtis just stood there with a smirk adjusting the Tag Team Titles. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: We'll see about dat. Kurtis walked away about to get his ring gear on to get ready as the scene faded out.
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Post by The Dynasty! on Jan 23, 2008 0:29:24 GMT -5
OOC: My original Idea was to just go threw all the times in my EWE Life. But Screw it read the Roleplay change of Fucking plans.
A Chris Steel Roleplay!
Scene Three-FUCK THE WORLD!!
EWE comes back from Commercial well Chris is no longer in the ring. What is going on instead we join Chris Steel backstage in his lockeroom.
CS: Ok this was the plan I would go threw all the phase's and gimmicks I had here in EWE. But something well more like someone put a end to that idea. Cameron Hayden opened his loud annoying mouth. Claiming I did nothing here in my EWE Career Well Mr Hayden sure you won the EWE Heavyweight Title something I never did. But unlike you my Career reaches beyond just EWE. Ten Fucking Years has how long I have been around. So Mr Hayden thanks to you the fans have something to cheer for. FUCK RETIREMENT,AND A BIG GOOD OLE FUCK YOU TO Mr. HAYDEN. Cause I am not going to retire not in till I shut you the fuck up. I am not going to retire till I end your career you Dumb,Egotistical,Cock Sucking Faggot Bastard!! Fuck that I wont end there I got to much left in me to give it up. I AM NEVER GOING TO FUCKING RETIRE. For the Grimm's Fuck them to they are good enough to take care of there God Damn Self's.
The Fans pop huge over Chris Steel's announcement.
CS: I am not going to retire cause I am just getting fucking started! I don't care who likes it or not The King of Porn is here to Stay!!!!! At the Royal Rumble I will go threw each and every person that steps in my way. I am going to win the Damn Thing. Rikku and her damn Vampires Fuck Her, Jimmy Stocks and his lame money puns Fuck Him,SJK and his bitching and moaning Fuck Him,Eli and Hulk Hogan A Double Fuck you to them,K Dawg for taking my wife not a fuck you but a thank you for taken that ho. I will go threw them all on my way to win the Royal Rumble. Jenna rip up that damn little paper I signed for my retirement tour cause I am going nowhere!!. Law For sure a Fuck You to him. I can't wait for him to get to the ring so I can eliminate him and just give him a big ole FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. Thinking he is the shit more like a piece of shit. White Tiger Fuck him to I could care less if he is a fan of me or not FUCK HIM!!
Maria walks up alittle bit hesitant.
Maria: Chris
CS: What the Fuck do you want?
Maria: You seem alittle angry?
CS: Angry isn't quiet the mood I am in more like I am FUCKING PISSED.
Maria: Why are you so Pissed?
CS: Why well looks like everyone is just shoving me aside like I am no threat what so ever. Well what they seem to forget I have probably won more Battle Royals and Royal Rumbles in my ten year career then all of them combined.
Maria: How many would that be?
CS: Seventeen four of which where royal rumbles and in one of those rumbles I drew number one and won the damn thing lasting out twelve other wrestlers. So to say I know what I am doing in this style of match would be a Fucking understatement.
Maria: Well looks like you called off your retirement any reasons?
CS: What are you fucking deaf or just fucking stupid. I gave my God damn Fucking reason already. Nobody is ever going to over fucking look me nobody.
Maria: Ok your being kind of a ass Chris.
CS: Well seems to me the only ones here in EWE that get press and notice are the Asshole and Pricks. Case in point Cameron Hayden and Law. So if that what it takes to get respect. I guess you all will be enjoying the Asshole Chris Steel from now on. Fucking deal with it!!
Chris Spits in Maria's face
CS:God Damn Brain Dead Cunt!
Chris walks off leaving Maria speechless. The Chris comes back with his head down.
CS: I am sorry Maria I didn't mean that but I do mean this
Chris nails the Cum Shot on Maria Knocking her Out Cold.
CS: FUCK YOU ALL VERY MUCH!!!!!!!
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Post by Predator on Jan 23, 2008 3:46:01 GMT -5
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Post by Danny Danger on Jan 23, 2008 4:31:32 GMT -5
a strange roleplay for a new and strange danny danger. sorry for the late start, i'm sorta dating this chick i've been trying to date for...ever people will probably hate on me for how weird and, possibly bad this is... but whatever
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Post by "Too Hot" Jeff Rodgers on Jan 23, 2008 19:53:18 GMT -5
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Post by dieslowdammit on Jan 23, 2008 20:22:54 GMT -5
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