PURE CHAMPIONSHIP : 6-WAY

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PURE CHAMPIONSHIP : 6-WAY
Derrick Sanderson[c] vs Damon James vs Eli Hogan vs Mark Payne vs Shaggy 2 Dope vs Sting

["The Young Stunna" Damon James]

The scene opens up with Damon James sitting in the backstage area. He walks around arrogantly acting high and mighty above others who are in his path. He continues to walk around and gets stopped by X-Skull who holds his singapore cane out to prevent Damon from walking. X-Skull then points the cane at Damon's chest and pushes him two feet back.

Damon: What do you want HACK?

X-Skull: You've changed kid! Your ego is getting ahead of you YET AGAIN!

Damon: My ego? Is it my fault I am the only TRUE PURE WRESTLER in the EWE today? Who else is there? Sterling James Keenan? He spent the last month or so curtain jerking on Download there is a reason why I am getting ready to win my THIRD EWE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP! You see with the competition I have in this match I already am CLEARLY THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN WIN THIS MATCH! Let's see what I am facing off against. Sting, Eli Hogan, Shaggy 2 Dope, Mark Payne, and Derrick Sanderson. I'll tell you something about each and everyone of those NO TALENTS!

X-Skull: Let's hear this one.

Damon: First off Eli Hogan. He is the biggiest useless piece of garbage on the Xplosion Roster. He's so useless he could be a Chaos Superstar and we know which show is truely better between the two shows. Now first off with Eli. He tries and tries and no one seems to give a shit how hard he tries he keeps slipping up and fucking himself up that's about it. Sure he beat Sting, but he has never even had the honor of being seen on the other side of the ring in a match against me. My time is coming and his time is DYING! Eli Hogan can get all the fans he wants being some 12 year old who can't even reach the top of the fridge. He can be a son of Hulk Hogan for whatever reason there is. I will walk up and beat the holy fuck out of him and not even think twice about it. Eli Hogan is a nobody and he will NEVER SUCCEED in his life. Eli has years and years to go threw. He won't even survive those years and years. So Eli Hogan for you go get all the muscle you can get for I will not be concerned if I am beating someone who's not even a teenager down into the ground. You will hit the ring hard and your going to get hit with whatever move I decide to defeat you with and your only going to know that you weren't in the same league as yours truely DAMON JAMES!

X-Skull: You must feel REAL TOUGH picking on a 12 year old Damon.

Damon: Ones with nothing get jealous. Next is Shaggy 2 Dope the clown! The guy who came from Detroit and couldn't handle two matches in one night. 2 Dope look I am the last guy you wanted to be in a match against at Chill Factor. I am the factor that will leave you lying in a pool of your own blood. You talk about backyard wrestling and that bullshit. You talk about shit no one cares about. You talk about your Dark Carnivals, Violent J, Faygo too SOUNDS FUN MOTHERFUCKER! You can't even beat Sterling James Keenan I already proved I am leagues ahead of STERLING JAMES KEENAN! I am more than enough for anyone in this match ESPECIALLY Derrick Sanderson. For you though Shaggy you got a night full of surprises. No they aren't ones that are going to be loved and cherished. The EWE Pure Title is too good for you to ruin the name of that championship. I was hoping to get a match against a real name and the only real name in this match is well......to be honest DAMON JAMES! I'm the only one worth something in this match. I am the real threat from Detroit and the most talented superstar claiming Detroit as a home. Look at Eric Michaels he took his ball and went home. Look at you Shaggy your little group has yet to even win on Xplosion itself. Let's see what I have done since I joined Xplosion. TWO TIME PURE CHAMPION! Forced names such as Gino Knoxx, Sterling James Keenan, and many others to tap out without even breaking a sweat! I intend on making each and everyone in this match to tap out. There is no one who is tough enough to break out of the Crash and Burn or the Punk Out! Hell no one is good enough to kick out of the totally insane either. I have beaten a list that is LEGENDARY! The victums on it will be someone or was someone already. Look at Chris Steel I brought him to his limit and beat him! I didn't let Gino Knoxx when he was an Xplosion Superstar even get any momentum against me. So who took the chicken off the plate and put it in the fridge? Shaggy 2 Dope did! Who gonna walk down to the ring and tap out? SHAGGY 2 DOPE WILL!

X-Skull: Yeah last time I was suppose to face those clowns who was the one "too hurt" to wrestle? IT WAS YOU!

Damon: Who was the one who let Dan Taylor lay his ass out in the backstage area over a dumb dame? YOU! You want to see what Xplosion is about? Well let's look at Sting. The man who calls himself "The Patriot". There was already a wrestler calling himself "The Patriot"! He already has that name billed as his wrestling name. Then again Sting also called himself "The Icon". Next point wasn't Shawn Michaels "The Icon"? LAST I KNEW YES! Wasn't Undertaker the original guy who had lights going out and then appearing in the ring to clean house? YES! Sting in TNA basically is a rip off of every creative idea Vince McMahon ever had. Then again Sting did fued alot with Ric Flair and the two together can be two of the greatest THIEVES in wrestling history. TWO HACKS if you ask me! Now Sting you got a match against the future of professional wrestling. You got me! Your going to know two words and two words only TAP OUT! Your going to be doing alot of it at Chill Factor. That's what your time in this match is going to be spent doing. Sting my name is Damon James. I am 21 years of age have had more success than you did at my age. I DOMINATE the PURE DIVISION! I have been trying to get myself lined up for a shot at the All American Championship. The title held by Android #18. It's only time until it goes around my waist. I'm only in this match so Jenna Jameson can get a PURE CHAMPION that EWE can be TRUELY PROUD OF! Sting can't even beat Eli Hogan so where's my challenge this week? The answer THERE IS NONE!

X-Skull: Your arrogance is going to cost you. I don't care what you do or who you attack for going against your thoughts.

Damon: Yeah that's what your saying now. Mark Payne who the hell is he to be exact? Oh yeah I remember he thinks some training makes him superior to others here in EWE. He thinks he has what it takes to be in a match against yours truely? HE DOESN'T! I am not only the future of EWE! I am "The Young Stunna" Damon James. I am "The Anti-Gimmick of Professional Wrestling!" I am here to destroy stuff that has killed my sport such as Hardcore Wrestling! Gimmicks! all that other bullshit that has ruined what wrestling meant to me growing up as a kid. You see people running around here in EWE making a mockery of wrestling. People just basically taking after the so called "Real Legends" such as Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and others amongst those ranks. Those are hacks!, drug abusers, and nothing more than mere SHAME FILLED MEN! Mark Payne I am going to show you what a real wrestler is all about. For you have no idea what will hit you until it finally HITS YOU! For I am no run of the mill nobody even though it seems that the nobodies can beat you anyways Mark. You haven't had any success and you've only been a Download Jobber since you joined EWE. You haven't won yet in EWE. What are your chances of beating someone on my caliber if you can't even win on Download. I proved I am TOO GOOD FOR DOWNLOAD when I came here at first. I am the multi-talented, high energy, high flying, technically advanced superstar that doesn't really care anymore. Mark Payne I will show you pain. I will show you suffering your going to be doing ALOT OF BOTH when I get to the ring at Chill Factor. Your just another name to me. There is no real competition in this match. I don't see names like Dan Taylor or Cameron Hayden in this match. I don't see names that are actually worth something in EWE in this match. I see 5 worthless opponents and myself that's what I see.

X-Skull: It's funny you may still be Pure Champion if you didn't hurt yourself.

Damon: It's also funny I BEAT YOU FOR THE PURE TITLE! Your not even a proper wrestler and you had the balls to make fun of WHAT I BELIEVE IN BY BECOMING PURE CHAMPION?

X-Skull: I proved I am no hack already! DAMON your going to be the hack if you don't shut up!

Damon: All there is left is Derrick Sanderson. "The Biggiest Asshole I'll Ever Met". I'm sure you haven't met Mr. McMahon yet then Derrick. For every little asshole thing you've done your whole life I bet he's found ways to make you seem like a little wimpy bitch boy. Derrick your in a match against GREATNESS! Someone who you can't DOMINATE! I am too far ahead of you and the other nobodies in this match to lose against a halfwit piece of shit like you! I use piece of shit loosely though for even shit itself has to be affended that I'm comparing you to it! You wear that Pure Title for the reason I've taken time off for injuries. If I never got hurt you'ld never see that title. So Derrick be thankful I got hurt for if I wasn't hurt you'ld still have no achievements in the EWE not even little ones that Eli Hogan would be proud to have. Are you seriously the only name that isn't a BONAFIDE EWE JOBBER in this match? This is embarrassing Lucifer Grimm could of added some less jobberfication to this match. Not everything seems to go to the ways that actually give me competition this week. Then again on my first night back Jenna probably doesn't want me to kill myself since I am REAL TALENT! Not no gimmicked hack! Not no guy who's built up to be a Superman! I AM THE REAL DEAL! Derrick your going to know what it is to be in the ring with someone of REAL CALIBER! You can brag about beating Mr. Man, Eric Michaels, and others, but have you ever beaten a PROPER CHAMPION when a PROPER CHAMPION has held any belt? YOU HAVEN'T! You talk about you being better, but your no better than the rest to be quite honest. I will prove to "The Biggiest Asshole I'll Ever Meet" that he's not the pitbull he acts like he is more like the poodle. You will seem like a SAINT compared to the actions I commit at Chill Factor. Be ready for your title reign ENDS AGAINST ME! For you nor anyone in this match have what it takes. It's plain and simple your task this week is impossible and for the reasons that...

YOU CAN'T STOP!
YOU WON'T STOP!
THE YOUNG STUNNA!
DAMON JAMES!
BITCH!

Damon James walks off.

X-Skull: Fuckin kid!

Scene fades to black.

["The Young Stunna" Damon James]

Scene 1-Disrespect

The scene is at a press conference held by Chaos Superstar and current EWE International Champion Scotty Blaze. He basically stands there holding his title up while he waits for questions until one disrespect one comes out of nowhere.

: Have you always been some dumb pothead winning on shit luck?

Scotty: Yo who wants to go missing for good?

Damon James reveals he was the man with a disrespectful question towards his own mentor.

Damon: Look ladies and gentlemen you see "Your Stoned Symbol of Wrestling" your "Street Legend"! A man who basically goes out telling people he's hopped up on bullshit and hasn't won a match on his own in who knows how long now? Scotty come on your only making yourself look stupid right now. You want to go on about violence and street respect? Well how about you take a crash course in WRESTLING you HACK!

Scotty: Your kidding me right kid? You give me a crash course in wrestling? You? The same guy I taught everything he knows about wrestling to? You come out here and bad mouth me in my own press conference? It seems nobodies that should stick in the Pure Division on the 2nd rate lucky show want a piece of me these days. They all want their shot at the man who is Chaos' FUTURE! I just returned and already I got me a little piece of gold called the International Championship! Also in the past dual branded shows hasn't it always been Chaos walkin all over you Xplosion BITCHES?

Damon: Final Cut seemed to show who was truely more dominant. Scotty your nothing! Your as pathetic as all FIVE OF MY OPPONENTS at Chill Factor. The fact you think the drugs will keep you a big name in EWE forever is one thing, but thinking your still on the show that lost at Final Cut. Xplosion is where it's at if you had any real talent you would of hopped over to Xplosion and tried your hand over here, but it seems you didn't take my invite seriously. Now you made a move as dumb as Eli Hogan made the day he thought he could actually cut it in the EWE. He's the first example of pathetic BEINGS! Like you Scotty he does alot of stupid shit except he is probably too young and too ignorant to be as stupid as you. His youth and his inexperience will be what stops him from even laying a hand on me. He has no chance. He just got thrown into this match for Jenna wanted to make my debut that much more BIGGER! Throw in 5 heads 5 guys who obviously pissed off Jenna Jameson for there is only one rightful PURE WRESTLER! Meaning only one man who is rightful for the Pure Title.

Scotty: You don't get it Damon. The industry is no longer about ability it's now to do with how well you entertain. Damon your not that entertaining face it.

Damon: Me not entertain? My matches are all 5 star matches you'ld have to be a moron who thinks hardcore wrestling is the best thing ever to hate my matches.

Scotty: Damon wrestling is one thing I taught you that. You just never seemed to care about these people who have helped build up on "The Young Stunna" regime.

Damon: These poor fucks? Guys who can't even get my last name right? People who rather see a fancy fireball or a giant oaf walkin around beating normal sized guys and people think he is impressive? NO WRESTLING HAS DIED and I'm here to bring it back to life that is what I am here for Scotty. You people rather see someone ridiculous represent PURE WRESTLING!

Scotty: Damon can you just SHUT THE FUCK UP before I go down there and BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU?

Scotty Blaze just says forget this press conference and hops down looking for Damon James and the two end up in the other one's face yelling and argueing over who is the better athlete. Damon then disrespectful slaps Scotty in the face and then pounces on him with an attack and is throwing punches and actually backs Scotty up against a wall before security pulls the two apart.

Scene Two-MORE Disrespect

At ringside the fans are anticipated for a house show. Then out of nowhere "Last Breathe" hits the PA system. The fans know that this is the new theme of an arrogant disrespect now Damon James begin to boo. The titantron shows Damon's "new ego trip" it shows him slapping his mentor, then it shows his clips since he joined EWE. Damon then walks down to the ring with the fans booing. He then slides into the ring and signals for a microphone and is handed one.

Damon: Wrestling is on it's way to being saved! Your hero is none other than yours truely "The Young Stunna" Damon James!

The fans boo.

Damon: Who do you expect to stop me? Sting? That has been won't even come close to defeating me at Chill Factor. He's a hasbeen and the only original feature he has is well? Well there's...well to honestly tell you Sting isn't really that original. He's as unoriginal as "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair. So where's my worry I'm taking on a guy who isn't even original and already WASHED UP! Who else is there? Oh yeah Shaggy 2 Dope! The CLOWN EVERYONE! The clown you people despise and loves to be despised. Well he can be hated by you, but there is no real hatred that can replace me as I hate you people ALOT MORE THAN YOU CAN EVER HATE ME!

The fans boos get louder and they start a "SHUT THE FUCK UP" chant.

Damon: Yeah you people rather see your drug lords, your law breakers, and your little boys huh? Well TOUGH SHIT! This is DAMON'S TIME! The rise of Damon James! I already captured the Pure Title twice this year and about to capture it for a third time THIS WEEK! Mark Payne he seems to be another name in this match. Another name no one is going to rely on in winning this matchup this week. People are betting more on Eli Hogan than they are Mark Payne and that is sorta sad. This Mark Payne is just another nobody who is going to get his head stomped in. He is no threat to someone on my caliber of talent!

Then there is Derrick Sanderson. He seems to be the only one who can survive 3 minutes in a match against me from the bunch in this match. I give him that much credit for he holds what will become mine in a short ammount of time. Derrick Sanderson only won that Pure Battle Royal last month for the REASON I wasn't involved in that matchup. He would of gotten destroyed by me if I was in that match. Eric Michaels, Brutality, Nero and yourself may of been the only 4 people worth even paying two seconds attention to in that match, but if I were in that match you four wouldn't of had any luck. Derrick your some loud mouth who thinks he's the world's biggiest asshole. You think your a funny man with your little asshole jokes? Well Derrick I think your funny man act is a little stale. You just sound like that one rejected kid in school who everyone hated so he tried to sound tough to get respect. In the end that act didn't work out. You call yourself "The Sandman". You say it was from football where you got your name? It's a shame since the wrestler had his name since 1989 threw the indies and threw ECW an embarrassment to the name of wrestling. Wrestling has been insulted for years though look at what there is to offer you can watch WWE where it's basically a soap opera for men now. Then there is TNA which has a few guys who are truely talented too talented for that half wit paychecks they get over there and with Pay Per Views more gimmicked than Dustin Rhodes' career. ECW the home of what I call GARBAGE WRESTLING! Enough said. Then there was WCW wow talk about 2 hours of HORSE SHIT on TV every monday and every thursday. Now here in the EWE the wrestling talent is dying. Chaos we know is talentless already now there is Xplosion. There are only a few names that can define what PURE WRESTLING is all about. Derrick Sanderson can't define that though. He can barely define what the word PRICK means.

Now I bet some of you would love to see the footage of what I did to some Chaos garbage named Scotty Blaze.

A few of the fans cheer for the name of Scotty Blaze. Damon then laughs and points to the titantron. It shows Damon over and over slapping Scotty Blaze in the face.

Damon: All the respect that asshole deserves is in those slaps I keep showing. Sorta like the treatment Derrick deserves himself. Now you may hate him, but in this match there is only one man who is truely the new face of hatred despite being this place's true savior! Derrick you are one I need to really do some saving with. The Pure Division a division based on pure wrestling abilities needs me to save it from YOU! Then I shall save the All American Championship give it a little PURE TASTE! Then eventually I shall save the other titles on Xplosion! This is no mere One Man Revolution. OH NO NO! This is a FULL BLOWN Revolution and the other faces of this REVOLUTION will be seen in the near future. You will see what Pure Wrestling is and THE EWE will know that my Revolution has ONLY BEGUN! There is no one who can stop this Revolution of mine! I can't be stopped! This can't be stopped! EWE will learn to FEAR and RESPECT what I got in store for XPLOSION!

The fans keep chanting "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" while Damon speaks. Damon laughs at them.

Damon: I can't be silenced. Derrick Sanderson, Shaggy 2 Dope, Mark Payne, Eli Hogan, and Sting these useless pathetic pieces of garbage will learn that I am the face of PURE WRESTLING! They will learn that....

YOU CAN'T STOP!
YOU WON'T STOP!
THE YOUNG STUNNA!
DAMON JAMES!
BITCH!

"Last Breathe" hits the PA system again with Damon James leaving ringside with the fans booing their heads off.

[Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson]

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Angelina, you got it focused?

Angelina Love: Yeah Babe, go for it.

Derrick Sanderson, Angelina Love, and Velvet Sky were outside the Sullivan Arena of Anchorage, Alaska, of course all three of them were cold, but all three were tough and toughed out the weather. They were wearing heavy coats that kept them warm. Derrick was going to defend his Pure Title against Five Other guys at Chill Factor. He had the Pure Championship around his waist as he put one arm around Velvet.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I know all of you are jealous right now that I'm standing next to Velvet Sky & Angelina Love; two of the most hottest girls to ever grace the halls of EWE Xplosion and my girls are going to take down the All-American Champion Android 18 and Antonia Malone at Chill Factor.

Derrick smirked looking at both of them.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I'm the only one that got to see them in their bra and panties, and DAMN it was a good sight.

Velvet Sky: DERRICK!! Don't tell everybody that.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Shit. nobody can't touch me, and nobody wont be able to handle me in that ring at Chill Factor? Why? Because I'm just that damn good. I cruised a win for myself at Final Cut where I won the vacated Pure Championship with ease, the basically dominated Eric Michaels & Nero Phoenix on Wednesday Night Xplosion where I retained my belt, and this time, its' not going to be any different.

Angelina Love: How so Derrick?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Did you see who I'm facing at Chill Factor when I put my match on the line in a 6 way?

Velvet Sky: Yeah, making you work.

Derrick laughed.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah right you got to be kidding me? You seen domination at Final Cut, you seen me DESTROY Eric Michaels & Nero Phoenix on Wednesday Night Xplosion and at Chill Factor, it's not going to be anything different once I step into the ring. Damon James, Sting, Eli Hogan, Shaggy 2 Dope, and Mark Payne? Are you shitting me, all of them are nothing compared to the greatness such as Derrick Sanderson. I am the best EWE Xplosion Pure Champion this company has ever seen, everybody else before me was just another paper champion who couldn't even hold my jockstrap. What I did at Xplosion will be nothing what I'm going to do to these chumps at Chill Factor. They want my title, they want to hurt me? Then they are going to need to work awhole lot for that shit to happen to take away something I worked really hard to get. Well hard and easy.

Angelina Love: Your going to win this for us, right Derrick?

Velvet Sky: Yeah Derrick. We want this big strong handsome guy holding the belt alot longer.

Derrick just grinned from ear to ear.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Come on now, with girls like you that I get to look at every night, there is no reason for me to lose this match.

Both Velvet & Angelina kissed Derrick on both side of his cheeks leaving red lips on his cheeks. Derrick smirked.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You all hate me, but I live the really good life. I got the Pure Championship, a title that five other people want but aren't going to have because they are shit compared to what I CAN DO! I'm the best person that Xplosion has on it's roster, nothing can stand in my way of greatness. I may have the starter title on Xplosion, but everybody is going to watch when *The Sandman* starts climbing up that ladder of Wednesday Night Xplosion, and I'm going to be holding the X-Division & All-American Titles by the end of 2008. I have a big future planned out in EWE and I'm staying on Xplosion whather you fucks like it or not, and I'm not relinquishing the Pure Championship at Chill Factor because that's not going to happen either. It's going to be a cold day for those five other motherfuckers who step into the ring with *The Sandman* I plan on causing some motherfucking hell in that match. You try to stop me? It's not going to happen. You think I'm done? When you think I'm out when you have me beat, well guess what.

Derrick smirked, adjusting the Pure Championship that he now had over his shoulder.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I'M NEVER OUT! I've heard a lot of complaints on how I like to curse a lot and how people don't like me for that. You don't like me? Then Oh well, I couldn't give two shits if you like me or you hate me or you just can't fucking stand me. You don't like me? THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! I will keep going out to that ring and saying what I feel and not give two shits about what people think of me. If anybody doesn't like what I got to say, then they can cover their ears or change the channel because I will keep on saying whatever I feel like saying WITHOUT GIVING A FUCK! Keep complaining, I just find that shit to be really funny and how nobody can't step it up against me and try to do it. You all see what I did to Eric Michaels at Final Cut then on Xplosion.

Angelina Love: You completey dominated him.

Velvet Sky: Then he ended up on Download then quit.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Exactly what that motherfucker deserved in messing with me, you mess with pure greatness such as Derrick Sanderson, your going to get knocked the fuck out, go on the pre-show and decide you had enough and quit, soon the entire Xplosion roster who gets in my way will start doing. Jenna can put anybody in the ring with me and I'll knock them down, too bad she put Damon in the same ring with me for MY belt.

Derrick smirked. He knew about the situation with Damon having to give up the belt since he was injured.

Angelina Love: Damon James could always give you a really big challenge for the title Derrick.

Velvet Sky: Don't take him lightly.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I already know everything I need to know about Damon James. He was still active when I was signing my EWE Xplosion contract, the day he got injured was the day that I had my first match, but Damon, you giving up the belt and getting injured was the best thing that could of happened to you because I was going to get through you sooner or later, and I guess it's finally happening. Blondie, if you want your belt back, then Chill Factor, come and get it bitch, but your only going to end up back on the injured reserve list thanks to me after I get done with you. You want to become the only 3x EWE Xplosion Pure Champion? Well guess what, aslong as I'm in this match, it's not going to happen. You see Damon, you lost the belt, and now there is no turning back, now that I'm on Xplosion holding this belt..YOU WILL NEVER! and I repeat myself so you can understand me better YOU WILL NEVER! become Pure Champion ever again, Chill Factor, you better be ready because your domination is going to come at the hands of *The Sandman.* Damon, your not better than me, you will never be better than me. Your the two time EWE Pure Champion, big whoop for you, bigger difference, I'm not going to lost is to some wannabe bitch named BZ Radical. I already been proving week in and week out that I belong on Xplosion with the top superstars. Damon, I don't give a fuck who your connected too or where the fuck your from, your up for a really bad night if you decide to mess with me in the ring. Damon, you never met a guy like me in the ring, you haven't really seen what I can really do, but Chill Factor, it's all over for you, nothing can stop me now. Your the two time Pure Champ, this is the first time I'm holding the belt, but in all honesty..THE FIRST TIME CHAMPION IS STILL BETTER THAN THE 2 TIME CHUMP! Just a sad way to lose a belt on a injury, ah well, you fuck out Damon and now your NOT getting your belt back.

Derrick held up the EWE Pure Championship infront of the camera, Angelina & Velvet still stood close to Derrick.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Damon, this is what it's all about right here. This is something that YOU CAN'T have again. You lose out when you got injured and now your not going to get it back at Chill Factor. You will fall victim to the pure greatness of Derrick Sanderson, and you blondie will just be the start; I'll be the only person in EWE Xplosion history to have the Pure Championship and still be on the rise to a whole other level, how do I know? BECAUSE I'M BETTER than those five other bitches who Jenna got me against. I really hope I don't get sued.

Angelina Love: For what Derrick?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: For killing Hulk Hogans' idotic son named Eli Hogan. I kidnapped his girlfriend, my sister hit her over the head with a 2x4 wrapped in Barbwire which I thought it was fucking funny when I seen that, and yet, the kid still thinks he's in a level with me? You got to be fucking kidding me. Eli Hogan WILL NEVER be in the same league as Derrick Sanderson; compared to me, Eli is an ant, and I'm just going to stomp the shit out of him, he's going to learn you can't mess with the real champion and try to take away my title, I'm going after everybody during this match and I'm going to take out everybody, and I do whatever I need to do to get the win everyday and everynight, and now that I'm Pure Champion that means I'm going to do whatever it fucking takes to retain the belt and remain the Pure Champion for a long damn time. Eli, I hope your little girlfriend told you everything that happened, I know your pissed at what I did, and your looking for blood..MY BLOOD, you want my blood? Then come bring it. After I beat the holy living shit out of you, then your doucebag of hag dad Hulk Hogan to come at me, and I'll take him out, fuck I don't care..I'LL TAKE OUT YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE GOD DAMN FAMILY!

Derrick couldn't help but smirk, Angelina & Velvet were eating up everything Derrick had to say, they stood right by him the whole entire time.

Velvet Sky: Brooke Hogan can't sing worth of crap.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Got that right. Eli, you beat Sting on Xplosion, very nice job for you against that old crusty son of a bitch, come on honestly, anybody could be Sting nowadays..He can't do it in the ring anymore.

Angelina Love: Velvet and I seen him backstage when we were in TNA. He said he was tired and couldn't do it anymore in the ring, but he still does it to impress the fans.

Derrick laughed shaking his head.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Sting, you let a person like Eli Hogan beat you? Are you fucking kidding me. Sting, your done in the ring, you got nothing left. I spit in the face of wannabe legends like you. Your an Icon in the business? That's some of the biggest bullshit I've ever seen, I watched you in the ring when I was a kid, and I watch you now, it's still the fucking same thing over and over again, it gets boring, and your boring Sting. Get those retirement papers ready Sting because I'm sending you to HELL! during this match. You got out for the fans? WELL FUCK THE FANS! They want you to put your body through hell everynight, I don't give two shits about them and I never will. It's the way I am, and I act how I want to act. I'm an asshole, arrogant cocky prick and I love me for being me.

Velvet Sky: And your damn sexy too.

Angelina Love: And the greatest Pure Champion of all time.

Derrick just smirked and nodded.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yes Yes, that's all me. I got that sex appeal that drives the ladies wild as you can see with Velvet and Angelina. I got the wrestling skill as you can see with the Pure Championship over my shoulder, and I got everything that any person wanted and more. What more could a person like me ask for that has everything already? NOTHING! Mark Payne, Eli Hogan, Damon James, Shaggy 2 Dope, Sting, shit I get more pussy than all those five ho's combined within a year, and well.

Derrick smirked looking over at both girls and smirked.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: BE JEALOUS MOTHERFUCKERS! I already know you guys are when I already have Angelina Love & Velvet Sky on my arms.

Derrick placed the Pure Championship on Velvet arm.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Hold that for me babe.

Velvet Sky: Wow Derrick, you do a nice job at shinning this up. I could see myself perfectly.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: That's because everything I touch is perfect. Damon, you want the Pure Championship again? I know you aching to get the belt back around your waist, but I got some PURE DOMINATION waiting for your ass when you enter in the ring at Chill Factor, you see, I already knew once you got off your little injury you were going to come back after it and try to take it away from me, even if you weren't injured the time around Final Cut, I still would've dominate you and got the belt for myself and made you look like a bitch in the ring. The Pure Championship isn't going anyway, those five motherfuckers trying to come after me will have a heartache and be crushed because they couldn't beat the most awesome person on Wednesday Night Xplosion, the greatest superstar alive today, and the asshole that everybody wants to be like, but can't, so they got to hate on me.

Derrick shook his head.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Shaggy 2 Ho, Mark Payne, Eli Hogan, Damon James, and Sting. You all better be ready the time we all step into that ring, but everything you do before now and then the match isn't going to help you out. Chill Factor, it's going to get really fucking cold for you guys. I'm Derrick Sanderson..THE PURE FUCKING CHAMPION! and I am the best ever and nobody can't match me. I am BETTER than all of you, and soon, I'm going to prove it..Don't like it? TOO FUCKING BAD!

He looked back at Angelina & Velvet.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Let's go inside girls, and I'll help you get warmed up.

They giggled knowing all well what Derrick meant by that, grabbing each of his arms as they walked into the arena as the scene faded out.

[elirocks45]

" Eli at his apartment pacing on what Derrick said about what he's going to do to him a Chill Factor."

Jessica: Baby, it's alright just don't worry about it.

Eli: It's just that, I can't stand this anymore. Derrick thinks he can be all big and bad cause he's is the Pure Champion. Well guess what he's not that great. White Tiger is better than him.

Jessica: Babe calm down, it doesn't matter all that matters is that your not hurt.

Eli: Ok that's true, but I can't hold it in any longer.


" Eli Then goes to the camera and says."

Eli: Derrick your a son of a bitch with a big asshole and is being screwed by two ho's.

" Eli then leaves with Jessica by his side."

[Mike Justified]

OOC: Due to unfortunate cercumsantces beyond my control. I will have to forfit my entry into the is match. I work for DHL a mail carring company, and the holiday is kicking my ass. I will have to put on the injured list until January. When things slow down and i can do quality roleplays. But dont count me out, ill be back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STING

[elirocks45]

Scene One: The Advice

" Eli in the locker rooms with Hulk & Jessica."

Eli: Ok in the match I'm fighting two poeple i fought already & three I haven't. Dad what should i do.

Hulk: Well first, try to find out their weaknesses. Second, you need to train, train, & train. And third, just have fun with it alright.

Eli: Alright I will.

Jessica: Hey I think you to relax a little bit. If that's alright?

Eli: Sure and can you give me a massage? And dad can you leave please?

Hulk: Sure ok.

" Hulk then leaves and Jessica gives him the massage of a life time."

Scene Two: The Look Up(on opponents)

" Eli is on his computer watchin videos on his opponents."

Eli: I mostly need to watch out for Derrick & Damon, but why are they only going after the ones who are more of a threat to them?

Jessica: Hey how's it going over here?

Eli: It's going fine, but the main threat is that Derrick & Damon are not going to go after me.

Jessica: Why do you say that?

Eli: Well every video I've seen of Derrick & Damon in Battle Royals they go after the main threat and it won't be me alright.

Jessica: How do you know that?

Eli: Well I suck, i always get beat, & i'm always the underdog.

Jessica: Yes, but maybe this is your opprotunity.

Eli: For what winning a title?

Jessica: Well yes. Just make sure you win this one for me.

Eli: Ok i'll do it.

" Eli then kisses her on the lips and she leaves."

Scene Three: The Training

" Eli adds another weight to the bar when his sister Brooke comes in."

Eli: Hey Brooke what's up?

Brooke: Nothing much it's just that you don't need to go into this.

Eli: Why you say that?

Brooke: It's just that you will get hurt again & again if you do this.

Eli: Is there something you want to tell me.

Brooke: No just be careful.

" Brooke then leaves and Eli continues lifting weights."

Roleplay Ends.

[Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson]

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson with the Pure Title still drapped over his shoulder, but he had his coat off now that he was back in the building. He was walking around with two of his new "acquaintances" Velvet Sky & Angelina Love.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I must be one fucking lucky guy.

Angelina Love: Why's that Derrick?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Come on, look at me. I got it all. I'm the Pure Champion, I got two of the most hottest girls at my side where everybody is fucking jealous of me even when they wont admit it. I got the looks, I got the perfection, I got the skill, I'm just the total package. I heard the talk, and I heard that nobody is picking me to win and actually betting on Damon James to walk out the 3 time EWE Xplosion Pure Champion. That's okay, they all can bet if they want to, but I know I'll get the last laugh. Damon keeps using his lame as hell catchprashe "You Can't and Wont Stop the Young Stunna" well guess what Damon.

Derrick smirked patting the EWE Pure Championship.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: *The Sandman* can and I will stop the so called "YOUNG STUNNA" in achieving his goal at becoming the 3 time EWE Pure Champion. I'm better than you, I know it, these girls know it, those fans already know it and soon, your going to know it. You try to come after me while I'm holding the Pure Title, hey, that's cool and all, but you better be ready for what is about to come to you.

Velvet Sky: What about to come to him Derrick?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Some Pure FUCKING Domination baby, all day, everyday. Damon I'm going to make you wish you never came back and tried to go after MY belt now. You fall to realize that you aint hot shit around EWE, you aint even jackshit, hell, your just shit sitting on MY SHOW, when you talk about greatness, and when you see greatness, and when your trying to look up greatness in the dictonary, my face and name is right next the definition.

Derrick smirked.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Greatness: (Noun)-to be better than somebody else, somebody you can't beat and they easily kick your ass: Example, look at Derrick Sanderson, he bonafides greatness and you can't stop in his way without suffering the consquences. He gets any girl in the world.

Derrick looked right at Angelina Love & Velvet Sky as soon as he said that.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: That's one hell of a definition if I say so.

Angelina Love: It's a great one Derrick. I would agree with that one, what about you Velvet?

Velvet Sky: I would also agree to that one. When Angelina & I scout talent and know who is really good, we know it. This man right here. THE PURE CHAMPION, now he's good.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Good? I'm more than good..I'M GREAT! After Chill Factor, there isn't anything stopped Derrick Sanderson from accomplishing anything I want too. After Chill Factor, I'm about to set a new definition and new heights to the EWE Pure Title Division and put everybody on notice that Derrick Sanderson can't be beaten, and if you stand in my way, I'm going to kill you and give you a serious beatdown in that ring, nobody stands in my way and gets away with it. You all seen what I did to that mexican a few weeks ago.

Angelina Love: Mr. Man?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah, that's it, and everybody seen me destroy, humilate..TEAR APART Eric Michaels & Nero Phoenix at Xplosion. Where did both of them end after that? Both backseats to me on Download while I'm going straight to the top. It's going to be so damn easy for me at Chill Factor because you look at that match and there ISN'T any competition for me. Eli Hogan? Come on now, that's a joke if I didn't know one. Mark Payne? Who the hell is that? Shaggy 2 Dope, go back to Detroit and keep selling that weed you fucking wigger, Sting...

Velvet cut off Derrick.

Velvet Sky: Can't go there with Sting.

Both Angelina & Derrick look at Velvet weird.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: And why not?

Velvet Sky: Rumor I heard going around Sting can't make it because he had scheduling conflicts so he had to backout of this match.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Well hey, another less one NOT to be worried about. Ah well, I didn't want to be the cause of Sting's death and demise anyway when I get him in the ring and make him suffer from a heart attack and I deliever some Pure Domination to his old crusty ass. Sting, he's nothing more than hype, and not even good. Sting will never be anything JUST SOME BULLSHIT HYPE! That's all Damon was too when he was making his little comeback threats to try to scare me when he said he wanted the Pure Championship again, his hype..is BULLSHIT, and he wont be getting the title if I got anything to say about it, and after I do beat him, and I WILL, think I got another new catchphrase to add for myself.

Velvet and Angelina listen up closely to Derrick hearing what he got to say.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: This will top everything. "You Can't Stop, You Won't Stop, The Sandman, Derrick Fucking Sanderson." Now, how awesome is that? I say that beats every catchphrase anybody has ever had, and I'll have a new one for you Damon "It happen, I Was stopped, by the one true better than me, Derrick Sanderson." That's right Damon, PRAISE MY FEET YOU BASTARD because it's going to happen, you just wait for Sunday Night, and you'll learn to grace the true greatness around here. Damon, you aren't the real deal man, your never be the real deal, you lost your spot when you got "injured", and I gained your spot and I took it, you want it back? What are you going to do about it, and I'll stand here right now, and say you wont do JACKSHIT to get the title and your spot back, and pretty soon, like the rest of the nobodies in the match, you'll be just another nobody wrestling on the pre-show. Shine my shoes up littleman, that's all your good for.

Derrick, one arm around Angelina, and the other one around Velvet and they both clinged onto Derrick as they were walking backstage. The stagehands and a few of the wrestlers were staring at Derrick.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah, be jealous of EWE's & Xplosion's Top Asshole. I get everything I want and everything you motherfuckers can't have. You want to rip me because the way I act? Well start acting like me and maybe you'll get some fly as hell girls like Velvet or Angelina.

Derrick looked at the guys, then back at Angelina & Velvet, and started to laugh.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Oh second thought, once you get home, kill yourselves because you never get the looks or the body like me, or you'll never have girls like Velvet or Angelina by your side. Something like that, wont happen for some nobodies like some people around here. Let's keep walking girls, getting the smell of something useless around here.

He glared and smirked right at the stagehands and the wrestlers.

Angelina Love: Oh, when you get a chance. Our lockeroom is a mess, clean it up.

Velvet Sky: Like..NOW!

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You heard the girls.

Derrick smirked as he walked away with the girls.

Angelina Love: That was fun.

Velvet Sky: Yeah that was. Who can we boss next?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Due time girls, but you can boss around 18 & Malone at Chill Factor on Sunday, but It wouldn't be bad if I got to see both of you in your bra and panties.

Angelina Love: You got too see that last night Derrick.

Velvet Sky: Once is never enough for you, huh Derrick?

He smirked as Derrick adjusted the Pure title wrapped around his arm.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Nope, can you blame me?

Both in Unison: Not really.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: That's what I thought.

They suddenly passed Xplosion GM's Jenna Jameson office. Derrick had a good idea of going in, but before that, he knocked on her door, Derrick didn't know what she would be doing, so hell, he knocked.

Jenna Jameson: WHO IS IT?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Pure Champion, Derrick Sanderson, Jenna.

Jenna Jameson: Come in then Derrick.

Derrick slowly open the door, he first let in Angelina & Velvet, Jenna looked right at the girls and smirked.

Jenna Jameson: I see you already getting a long with my two new employees.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You know it Jenna, and we've been having some fun.

Both in Unison: DERRICK!!

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: What? I didn't mean it like that, get your minds out of the gutters girls.

Jenna Jameson: What are you here for Derrick?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Now I know you happened to catch Xplosion a few weeks ago when I defend my belt.

Jenna Jameson: Of course I did, and I was very impressed in how you dominated Eric Michaels & Nero Phoenix in the ring and kept it. You kept your word on that one.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Of course I did, that was easy. I thank you for this Chill Factor match though.

Jenna Jameson: Really? Why's that?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Because Chill Factor is going to be a cake walk for me. Come on, Eli Hogan, Shaggy a Ho, Mark Payne, Sting, and Damon James? This match is mine for the taking Jenna. You really want me to end Stings Career? You really want me to rub that paint of Shaggy? You really want me to embarrase a bunch of nobodies in Eli & Mark? Damon, he's just another guy.

Jenna Jameson: Don't get so cocky Derrick. This five guys can make you work, especially Damon James, if I were you, I'd say on my toes the entire time in the ring.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I'm going to do exactly that, but only one person walking away the winner, and it's going to be ME!! Those five motherfuckers don't have a way out, they are going to need some damn saving once I get them all in the ring, I'm confessing, and I don't give a fuck. It's just that simple. I'm ending 07 for myself on a good note and in 2008, I will still be EWE Pure Champion, and I'll still be on the rise, and like I told you. Stack me against ANYBODY and I'll knock them down, EASILY! You just watch closely at Chill Factor.

Jenna Jameson: I'm going to hold you to that Derrick.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You do that Jenna, and then I'll show you how dominate I can be against the so called "legends" we got on Xplosion. I'm just as great as them.

Jenna Jameson: I wish you all the best of luck with that Derrick. I look foward to your matches in the future in which I'll book you in.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Luck? Luck is for losers, and I'll tell you I'm not a loser. I'm a winner, and if nobody stil doesn't believe me in when I say that. Watch Chill Factor closely, I'll steal the damn show from the main event, from the X-Division Title match, from Chris Steels' retirement match, the only thing that anybody is going to remember from this night is when Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson cleaned house in the Pure Championship 6 Way match. Screw all those other matches, your looking at the main focus.

Angelina Love: Don't you just love his fire.

Jenna Jameson: Yeah, it's wonderful. Well, I'll see you out there on Sunday. Give them a good show Derrick.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Like I said, I'll make them talk.

Jenna Jameson: You do that.

Derrick shook Jennas' hand, he left the lockeroom with Angelina & Velvet.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Let's go have some fun more girls.

Velvet Sky: More Fun Derrick? What could be more fun in your eyes.

Derrick smirked.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You two giving ole' Sandman a good warmup before my match.

Angelina & Velvet both looked at eachother, then at Derrick, and giggled. Angelina ran her finger down Derricks' chest, and whispered in his ear.

Angelina Love: I think we can handle that.

Derrick grinned wide.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Oh I love my life.

He was about to lead Angelina & Velvet back to his lockeroom when he heard somebody call out his name.

*HEY SANDERSON!!*

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Dammit!! What the fuck?

Derrick slowly turned around, he looked at who it was and just glared.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: The fuck you want Taylor, and what the hell are you doing backstage at Chill Factor? I thought you were injured.

Dan Taylor: Oh I am Derrick, but I'm making my comeback on Xplosion and regaining my spot back. What about I doing backstage? If I remember correctly, I am employed by EWE and I wrestle on Xplosion.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: That's great for you Taylor. You better not be coming here and gloating that you bet me a few weeks back because you just got lucky.

Dan Taylor: I'm not Sanderson, don't worry about that, but I got an offer for you.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: An offer?

Dan Taylor: You heard me right, you see. I've been looking for a tag team partner, everybody that I've teamed with left high and dry. I've seen you wrestle, and I heard the talk about how your great and everything. I saw you beat the piss out of Eric Michaels & Nero Phoenix at Xplosion, and how you handled Mr. Man without a problem.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah so? That's me being me on a daily basis and Xplosion will see more from me soon enough. What are you trying to get at Taylor? Velvet, Angelina & I were about to have some "FUN" in my lockeroom.

Dan Taylor: Yeah, didn't need to hear that, but, I'm making this offer. I want those tag team belts off Gino Knoxx because everybody knows how much I don't like him, and I couldn't think of anybody better than *The Sandman* himself, a man who truely dominates the competition, like we all will see at Chill Factor on Sunday. What do you say Sanderson? You & Me, tag teaming and we could go for the belts at Royal Rumble, and hey, wouldn't hurt to have some more gold around that waist of yours.

Derrick smirked, he stuck his hand out for Taylor to shake.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Usually I work alone, but you seem like a guy that we could do some damage to the tag team division. I'm in.

Dan stuck his hand out too and shook Derrick's hand.

Dan Taylor: This is good, but you are going to stick around EWE right? Everybody seems to bail on me.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: *Sandman* aint going anywhere away from Xplosion. I'm here to stay and if some bitches like Damon or anybody don't like it, too fucking bad. They got something to say to me, they can meet me in the ring, or in my case right now, they can try to take away MY BELT, but nothing will top me.

Dan Taylor: That's good then. We can make this work. I would wish you good luck at Chill Factor, but guys like us..We don't need any damn luck. We're just good like that.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You got that right.

Dan Taylor: Later Sanderson.

Dan smirked as he walked away. Derrick just grinned as he opened up his lockeroom door.

Velvet Sky: Are you sure about that Derrick?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Of Course I am sure Velvet. Dan Taylor is one of the best, and I'm one of the best. Dan & I will make a dominating tag team with soon to be tag team belts when Dan become 100% healthy, but for now, I'm on my own and soon to be retaining my Pure Championship after Chill Factor.

Angelina Love: Good, but how about you come over here and we'll give you that little warmup we promised you.

Angelina & Velvet looked straight at Derrick and they stripped down to their bra and panties. Derrick grinned as he took off his shirt, and put down the Pure title on the couch. He walked right up to them, deep passionate kissed Velvet, then another to Angelina, then out of nowhere "Enter Sandman" by Metallic went off which meant only one thing.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: NO NO NO!!!! NOT NOW!!! DAMMIT!!!

Velvet Sky: Better go Derrick, we'll be here when you get back.

Derrick rolled his eyes.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: This isn't fucking cool.

Derrick put his shirt back out, now was really pissed, grabbed the Pure Championship leaving the lockeroom as the scene faded out.

[Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson]

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: WHY? WHY must you fuckers do this to me? I was about to make Angelina & Velvet cry my name out, and you gotta play my fucking music? What kind of doucebags are you?

Even when his theme song went off, Derrick didn't exactly go to the ring at the same moment. He was in the back of the curtain to get to the stage. He had one stage member pinned against the wall as Derrick held him up by his collar, and he had another one pinned on the floor as Derrick was crushing his chest.

Stagehand Bobby: Derrick, get off of Tony. Your going to kill him.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I don't give a flying fuck if Tony dies or not, I kill him, oh well, but who the fuck said to put on my music? I didn't tell you guys.

You could hear Tony gasping for arm, but it was hard because Derrick had him good pinning him against the floor with a foot on his chest.

Stagehand Bobby: We heard you were ready to go on stage to cut a promo in the ring, so we cued your music. Our bad that we had false information.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I'm going to kill somebody, I fucking swear. Chill Factor, it's going to be the end for some people, and you bitches aren't going to know when it's coming, but it will come. Eli, what kind of a fucking person are you with your lame as hell comebacks? I got a big asshole? That fuck is that shit anyway? Stop staring at my ass man, I don't swing that way, calling Angelina & Velvet two ho's? That's pretty damn funny too. Don't be fucking jealous because I gave Jessica the best time ever and you can't do jackshit for her, but happy your little bitch is still alive. Eli, you'll never be like me, great as me, handsome and great looking as me, that every girl on the planet wants to fuck your brains out. Your nothing compared to me in the ring, hell, I could beat you with one arm tied behind my back, and I'm just that good. Think your special since you beat Sting, and your the son of Hulk Hogan? Well, guess what? BOTH TWO FUCKING HACKS who could never hang with me in the ring. Neither can you Eli, you got guts, but you sure don't have any fucking brains trying to step into the ring with me.

Tony started to hit Derricks' leg, now he really couldn't breathe.

Stagehand Bobby: DERRICK!!! GET OFF OF TONY!! HE Can't breathe.

Derrick just smirked as he lifted his foot,letting Tony go. He picked up him, and pinned him against the wall next to Bobby.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Now isn't this cute? Two gays next to eachother crying out for eachother.

Stagehand Tony: We aint gay.

Derrick glared at Tony, then punched him right in the nose breaking it.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Did I say you can talk? NO I DIDN'T. You two motherfuckers brought this onto yourself. You fuck with *The Sandman* and your going to get hurt. Eli, Shaggy, Mark, Sting, and Damon are all going to know that after tonight. If you want to feel bad for somebody, feel bad for Damon, because after Chill Factor, his dumbass is going back on I.R after I'm done with him.

Derrick through both of them across the room, and they both smashed into a table breaking it. EMT's, trainers and some of the wrestlers came to help them as Derrick laughed and walked through the curtain to get on stage with the Pure Championship in hand. When he got throught the curtains and out to the ramp walking down the ring, the fans in attendance for Chill Factor boo'd him.

Kenny Greenwood: Well, the self-proclamied Top Rated Asshole, and the self-proclaimed best man around Derrick Sanderson.

Jimmy Justice: Better show that man some respect Greenwood. He's our Pure Champion and nobody can match up with him. He's one of the best around this place. You'll see him greatly beat all five guys at Chill Factor and remain the Pure Champion.

Kenny just looked at Jimmy and shook his head. Derrick climbed into the ring, got into the middle of the ring and raised up the Pure Champion with that chorus of boo's still going towards Derrick.



Derrick smirked as he put the belt back over his shoulder as Jeremy Borash handed him the mic.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah, I bet you all are going to love seeing my ass get bet by five other guys at Chill Factor and have somebody else walk away with the Pure Championship and not me, am I right?

The crowd cheered loudly for that, Derrick laughed and shook his head.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Looks like that shit isn't going to happen anytime soon. You think some punks named Damon James, Eli Hogan, Mark Payne, Shaggy 2 Dope and Sting can intimadate me, scare me in thinking I'm actually going to lose this belt at Chill Factor Sunday Night? Yeah right, like that shit is actually going to happen. You see all the names that held it before me, and the only name that sticks out is DERRICK SANDERSON, not that 2x punk ass Damon James who seriously thinks he can become the first ever 3x EWE Pure Champion after Chill Factor. He thinks he's going enough to beat me at Chill Factor? Yeah right, not anybody in the back in good enough to beat me. I'm already establishing dominace on Xplosion and I will continue to do that. I will become the longest reigned Pure Champion, and I will hold onto this belt while holding either the X-Division or All-American Belts, or hell, get all them, and that's just because I'm just that good to get all three. Now honestly, can anybody tell me who the fuck Mark Payne is? I haven't even heard of this motherfucker or I never seen him on Xplosion, but that's okay, once I see him at Chill Factor, he'll never been seen again when I kill his dumbass with some PURE DOMINATION!

The crowd started to chant "YOU SUCK" towards Derrick. He just shook his head.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Now I suck? WHO THE HELL IS THE ONE WITH THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP ON THEIR SHOULDER?

Jimmy Justice: Derrick Sanderson, and these people better start giving him some damn respect that Derrick has earned.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Damn James, "The Young Stunna" a man who bleached his hair blonde to get some fucking attention to himself making his little special comeback and try to take my Pure Championship away from me, but it's not going to happen Damon. You can make all the threats you need to, all the threats you want, but you'll see *The Sandman* stop and STUN you at Chill Factor. I know your hating the fact that I'm holding the belt you want, but facts are..GET OVER IT BITCH! it's not going to go anywhere except staying around my arm. You look at the list of names that were once before Pure Champion, then you look at my name, and the only name that really sticks out is DERRICK SANDERSON! The best EWE Xplosion Pure Champion ever. Who the fuck wants to see a clown like Shaggy 2 Ho become Pure Champion?

Jimmy Justice: I know I don't, I can't stand clowns.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: What the hell does Shaggy 2 Dope got over me? Except he has to cover his ugly mug up with some makeup? Come on Shaggy, you were MAKEUP out to the ring and act like hardass? What makes you better than me? I'll answer that right now plain and simple...NOTHING! Your chances of becoming EWE Pure Champion after Chill Factor are SLIM to NONE. Go back to the lockeroom with your "HOMIE" Violent J and you two could fuck all night after that because we all know what clowns like you do when nobody isn't watching, your nasty as fuck Shaggy. Juggalos? A juggalo cried like a little bitch with the rap star Eminem point a gun at his head and pee'd his pants. The fuck kinda shit is that? Peeing your pants, and Juggalos call themselves badasses, after hearing that, I was laughing my ass off hearing that. Shaggy, I'm not going to point a gun at your head, but I am going to make you piss your pants once you get into the ring with him, I'll have you shaking in fear, you want to backout now? Go on ahead, if I was you, and thank god I'm not, I would backout right now and not even try at Chill Factor, but I'm the Champion, and I'll still be the champion after Chill Factor.

After that, the fans started to boo even louder and now chanting "DIE DERRICK DIE" chants.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: First you say I suck, now you want me to Die?

They cheer loud.

Kenny Greenwood: That answers the question.

Jimmy Justice: Disrespectful.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Chances of me dieing are not high, but from the looks of it in the crowd, some of you got a good chance, like this old bastard in the first one, a fat lady a few seats up, another emo kid with a Insane Clown Posse shirt on.

Derrick pointed to all of them, and all of the people that Derrick pointed too flipped him off.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Then we got Sting, and I heard from Velvet that he's not going to make it because his schedule was full and wouldn't be able too.

Derrick smirked his evil smirk.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: You think just because Sting isn't here is going to stop me from trashing the hack? Hell no, what the fuck has Sting done lately but lose mostly all of his matches? Sting has nothing left in the tank for him and he needs to retire his old ass before I give him a heart attack in the ring. The day that wCw closed, Sting lost it all, TNA the hell has he done? Winning the TNA World Title, then losing it too Abyss, then winning it again but losing it two days later to Kurt Angle? Sting, you can't even hold a title reign anymore and you think you can step into the ring with *The Sandman* and actually think you can win? Shit, combined, I'm better than both Kurt Angle & Abyss and I'd beat them both in a heartbeat. I wouldn't have a problem with that.

Derrick looked at the Pure Title and tapped it arrogantly looking up smirking. Which made the fans really angry and boo him like crazy.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: This is really great. I'm standing here in the ring as the Pure Champion, you guys boo me like I actually care and you'll do something about it and you can't. The old bastard in the front row can't do anything, that fat bitch can't do anything except to try to sit on me and kill me, best thing that emo kid can do is try to cut me with his blade, but will miss and cut himself in which he'll enjoy. Hate me if you want, but I don't give a fuck. You guys think I wrestle for you? Fuck No, I wrestle for MYSELF, I don't give a fuck if you cheer for me or don't cheer for me, I could careless, being good and acting good is for pussies and I aint a pussy, you can be good, but it's totally better being bad. Being Bad and being dominate gets you great things, like becoming EWE Pure Champion, and soon to be tag team champions with Dan Taylor.

Kenny Greenwood: WHAT?

Derrick laughed as he looked out into the crowd as they looked on in confusement.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Oh, if you haven't heard. *The Sandman* and *The Franchise Killer* just started a tag team backstage, so the tag team division is now being put on notice.

Jimmy Justice: Oh my god. That's huge Kenny. Derrick Sanderson & Dan Taylor on the same team.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Next on the list is a worthless motherfucker who actually think he has a shot in winning this one. Eli Hogan.

Out of nowhere, Derrick was interrupted by "Real America" as the fans went nuts knowing that was the music of Hulk Hogan.

Kenny Greenwood: MY GOD JIMMY!! Hulk Hogan, THE HULKSTER IS HERE!! He's going to confront Derrick.

Jimmy Justice: So.

Hulk Hogan came out in the same attire we are used to seeing him, but it wasn't the real Hulk Hogan, it was the midget version of Hulk Hogan. Derrick stood there laughing. Mini Hulk came out with Mini Nick, Mini Linda, and Mini Brooke.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: The Hogan Family everybody. Let's all Clap for them.

Jimmy Justice: Now that's funny.

Hulk, Linda and Brooke got into the ring and starred right at Derrick. Mini Nick tried to get through the ropes, but he fell into the ring. Derrick shook his head in laughter. Jeremy handed Mini Hulk the microphone.

Mini Hulk Hogan: WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN ELI HOGAN RUNS WILD ALL OVER YOU...BROTHER??

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Oh yes, so scared of your son. Yeah, I'm shitting my pants right now seeing you three.

Mini Nick Hogan: My brother is totally going to beat you.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Shouldn't you be in court right now for attempting to kill your friend?

Derrick looked right at Linda & Brooke.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Brooke, don't even think about singing because, it's HORRIBLE! Everytime I hear you sing, my ears start to bleed..JUST NO!

Mini Brooke started to cry as Mini Linda put his arm around Brooke's shoulder and Brooke cried on her.

Mini Linda Hogan: Your mean Derrick. My son is going to beat you for your title.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Your son has a better chance at getting a sex tape with Paris Hilton than trying to beat me for the Pure Championship.

Mini Hulk Hogan: NOW LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING..BROTHER!! You don't disrespect the Hogan Family like that, We'll run wild on you.

Mini Hulk then ripped off his shirt looking right at Derrick, and he just laughed right there.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Oh hulk, you really got me shaking now.

Mini Hulk Hogan: That's it..BROTHER!! You'll get it now. Hogan Family, let's get em.

All Four ran at Derrick, trying to take him down, kicking him, punching him, Derrick shook his head, he was dying of laughter. He picked him Nick and hit the Pure Domination, he Jacknife Powerbombed Linda, hit a Twist of Fate on Brooke, and smashed Hulk with the Pure Title. The fans boo'd this whole thing.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Look at all this mess, bodies lying everywhere. Same exact shit will happen at Chill Factor. It doesn't get any better than me.

Kenny Greenwood: This is disrespectful.

Jimmy Justice: Disrespectful? Na, just Derrick setting an example.

Kenny was about to say something else, but then "Real America" again went off as Mini Eli Hogan came out to defend his family.

Jimmy Justice: Uh oh. Looks like Derrick is about to get his ass beat by Eli.

Kenny Greenwood: Jimmy you douche, that's not the real Eli Hogan, it's another mini member that Derrick to come out to humilate the Hogan Family.

Jimmy Justice: Are you sure? He seems to be really short. Just like Eli.

Kenny shook his head at Jimmy as Eli now got into the ring, and got a mic.

Mini Eli Hogan: De De De..DERRICK!! You mess with my family like that? I'm going to take away your title at Chill Factor.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Like to see you try Eli.

Mini Eli Hogan: You son of a bitch with a Big asshole.

Eli dropped the mic and ran at Derrick, Derrick quickly scooped up Eli as he ran up and gave Eli the SandGrain.

Jimmy Justice: And Derrick just destroyed the whole Hogan family alone. Look at all those bodies outcold.

Kenny Greenwood: Derrick is going to get what's coming to him at Chill Factor. He deserves to lose the Pure Champion after this disgrace.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Your still kidding me? Is that what you all got?

"Last Breathe" suddenly went over the PA System, the theme song for Damon James.

Kenny Greenwood: Here we go. Business is now going to pick up.

Jimmy Justice: Right Jim Ross.

It wasn't Damon James that came out, but another Mini sized superstar that Derrick got.

Kenny Greenwood: You have got to be kidding me.

Jimmy Justice: Not only he's the Pure Champion, but Derrick is pure fucking genious.

Derrick crossed his arms with the Pure Champion still drapped over his shoulder. Damon got a mic that was already in the ring.

Mini Damon James: Listen here bitch, your title will become mine at Chill Factor. Because "YOU CAN'T STOP, YOU WON'T STOP, THE YOUNG STUNNA" DAMON JAMES!!!

Derrick shook his head and yawned.

Mini Damon James: I'll kick your ass right now and take the belt!!

Derrick raised an eyebrow as Damon threw the mic down and ran at Derrick. Derrick kicked Mini Damon in the gut and hit a powerful Vertabreaker in the ring. He picked up the Pure title and raised it in the air as the fans boo'd Derrick after everything he just done.

Jimmy Justice: Nothing can stop Derrick.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Looks like I just stopped the Young Stunna..BITCH! You see all these bodies? Just remember, being good is for bitches, and Evil always triumphs in the end. JUST LIKE ME!

"Enter Sandman" by Metallic went over the PA System as Derrick got out of the ring, walking up the ramp, he then looked at the layed out Hogan Family and Damon James, shook his head and laughed hard. He then went through the curtain and backstage as the scene faded out.

[Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson]

A few moments after getting backstage from the ring. Pure Champion Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson was backstage with a huge smirk on his face. The workers and some other wrestlers were staring at Derrick giving him dirty look for what he done in the ring with the midgets, Derrick just laughed that off.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: It's great being me. Everybody looks at me like I give a flying fuck what I just done in the ring. It's called doing what I want to, hate me all you want, but I'm ust that asshole everybody loves to give dirty looks to and shake there heads. I'm making my history, I'm making my name in EWE record books. You guys honestly think guys like Damon James, Shaggy 2 Dope, Eli Hogan, Mark Payne, and Sting can actually beat me and take away my title reign? Yeah right, after Chill Factor, you can hate me even more when I'm the only one standing tall in that ring. How much anybody want to make a bet that Shaggy 2 Dope will be too fucking high to even remember where the ring is? How about Sting? Well, the time he gets into the ring, I'll be sleeping, come on, everybody knows the Sting moves as fast like a snail, I'll have this all wrapped up by the time he enters.

Derrick shook his head.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Stack em up boys and I'll you down. Damon, Eli, Mark, Sting, Shaggy, all you guys can come at me all together and try to take me out early in this match, but what you guys seen in the ring will be the same exact shit that's going to happen at Chill Factor. One by One, don't care in what order, you came after me and MY Pure Championship, your goin get knocked fuck out. These five motherfuckers are going to learn they can't hang in the ring with some pure greatness, ladies and gentleman.

Derrick raised his arms out, and also raised the Pure Championship doing that.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I AM PURE FUCKING GREATNESS!! You name and put anybody on the Xplosion roster infront of me and I'll dominate them in the Xplosion ring. Mr. Man, Eric Michaels, Nero Phoenix, Eli Hogan, Mark Payne, Shaggy 2 Dope, Sting, and Damon James all those bitches aren't even in the same league as me. You look at me, and you'll see a true main eventer in your sights, you'll see the man that's going to break all the record including the longest title reign for the EWE Pure Championship that some wannabe douche holds. When you see me..You better bow to my down and praise me for how much god like I am. You hear the name Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson your going to shake in fear, you hear the name, you better get on your knees, you hear the name of Derrick Sanderson..YOU BETTER GET OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY before I hurt you badly. I don't make threats..I MAKE PROMISES. You want to know what I promise for tonight?

Derrick smirked.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I promise I'll beat the paint right off Shaggy A Ho, everybody will see the smoke coming from him everything I smash em. I promise I'll make Sting too look like a hack in that ring, ICON? Yeah right, Sting isn't a ICON, he's just alittle bitch who doesn't even belong in the same ring with me, and do I actually believe he's not going to make it tonight? Hell no, that's just a ploy to fool everybody; I'm one step ahead of you Sting, I've pulled that shit once, and when I did it, I came into the ring and won, but I'm already better than you, you come into the ring unexpected, your not going to win, your going to lose. I promise to make Mark Payne feel some damn pain, he's some fucking download wrestler that's trying to make a name and get my title for his expense? yeah right, he can try, but he'll only fail like that rest. I promise to NAIME, to destroy, to beat the shit out of that Hulk Hogan wannabe son named Eli Hogan, he still thinks he can hang with me in the ring which I find funny.

Derrick looked straight at the camera.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Kid, you don't even belong in the same ring with pure greatness like Derrick Sanderson. Your not even in my league, your not even a batboy, your useless, just like one of the backstage working fucks who worship the ground I walk on, your going to be worshipping me Eli, and I'll make sure of that at Chill Factor. Screw Hulk Hogan, YOU'LL BE CALLING DERRICK SANDERSON YOUR NEW DADDY because I just whipped you. Last, but not least.

Derrick smirked.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I've heard the talk backstage. I've heard everything anybody has to say about this Chill Factor match. I heard everybody say that Damon James could possibly be my biggest threat for me to retain my EWE Pure Championship. You know what I got to say about that?

Derrick adjusted the Pure Championship that was on his arm.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Do I look fucking scared that everybody is calling Damon a threat for me to retain? Damon isn't shit, he isn't a threat for me in this match. I'll get by him like I will anybody else. This is my promise to Damon..I PROMISE that I'm going to hurt you in this match, I promise that your not going to like how this ends up, you came back at the wrong time Damon, you had to vacate the belt, I picked it up at Final Cut and now, I'm not letting this go. You got something to say about that Damon? Right now I don't hear, Chill Factor, I'm still wont be able to here you, this is going to be a breeze for me. My theme song will go over the PA, and three minutes later, it will air again just because how quick this match is going to be. Eli, Mark, Damon, Sting, Shaggy, I'LL BURY YOU at Chill Factor, that chill up your spine your going to feel, that's me, I know your goin to be scared, and hell, I would do. None of you five motherfuckers are going to like how this ends up.

Derrick looks around, trying to find a clock in the hallways, but doesn't see any.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Anybody know what time it is?

Backstage Worker Joe: 6:30 PM Derrick.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Time is coming close for you five. Only a few hours away till your fate is sealed in my hands. Are you worried yet? Are you shaking? Are you scared? I WOULD BE if I were in your shoes, but, I'm not, and I'm not worried for a damn second that I WONT lose the Pure Championship anytime soon, and that includes Chill Factor. You don't think I'm great now, well, you'll seen soon enough when I do win, and once Dan Taylor gets back 100%, you'll see the new team of Derrick & Dan dominate the tag team competition, and you'll see me dominate on my own, from the Pure Title Division to the X-Division Title Division. It's that matter of time that everybody is going to know who the fuck I am. Derrick Sanderson, simply BETTER THAN YOU! If you don't like that, just try and do something about it. Want to TRY and step up to me? Go on ahead, but your not going to win.

Derrick started to walk towards his lockeroom.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: I hope you five picked out your tombstones already, and got your grave sight, you guys aren't going to be the same afterwards. You guys hate me because you want to be, judge all you want, but you know it's the truth. I get EVERYTHING I want and sometimes I dont even need to ask for it, while you guys just hate because I get that. Damon, go back on the shelf; Mark, go back from whatever whole you crawled out from; Eli, go back to Miami and suck on your moms nipple; Sting, go to the retirement home where you need to be; and Shaggy, go back to Detroit where you can have Eminem point a gun at your head and make you piss your pants, infact..I HOPE HE PULLS THE FUCKING TRIGGER! another less idiot walking the earth. You guys don't even come close when in comparison to me, go look into the future and the only person on the rise and will be talked about more is going to be ME! I am the biggest asshole you guys would ever meet, and your not going to like me even more after this is all over. I pride myself in being that, people have tried to take me out in the past, but I always rise about that. I've had people trying to talk me out of the way I act and start doing better. Do you guys think I care how the way I act? Hell No, I do whatever I can, and say whatever I want to say to get my point across. Chill Factor, I think I've done that. The talk is over, it's time to dominate.

Derrick showed off that evil smirk once again.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: And Dominate I shall, and I'll have fun doing it.

Derrick was about to open his lockeroom door, but heard alot of giggling going on, including screaming. He did leave Velvet & Angelina alone in their bra and panties when he went to the ring.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: THANK YOU GOD!

Derrick slowly open the door to see Angelina & Velvet making out right there on the couch, both NUDE and actually screwing around. Derrick stood there, letting them do there thing. He slowly closed the door and locked it without having either of them notice. Derrick crossed his arms, they were really going at it.

Angelina Love: VELVET!!!!

Velvet giggled. Derrick finally had to say it.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: DAMN!!

Both of them looked up, stopped and giggled when they see Derrick.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: So, this is how you two get ready for matches when you were in TNA, and now here?

Velvet Sky: Awww, the secret is out now.

Angelina Love: Aww darnit.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Well hey, don't let me to disturb you. Keep continuing, it was fun watching.

Velvet Sky: We both guess that. Look down Derrick.

You can use your imagination on what Velvet meant by that. Who wouldn't have one after walking in on Angelina & Velvet watching them?

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Yeah, so I'm proud of my "other" big Derrick. He can pop up, it's cool and I don't mind. Do you girls mind?

Angelina Love: Not really.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: Now that's what I thought.

Derrick placed the EWE Pure Title on the seat, took off his pants and shirt, and just now in his boxers. He sat right on the seat next to Angelina & Velvet as they both ran fingers down his body giggling.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: MMMM, you girls are going to make me SUPER anxious to get into that ring.

Velvet Sky: GOOD!

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: My god my life is good.

Angelina started to whisper something dirty in Derricks' ear which made his eyes go wide.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: HOLY SHIT!! That's it. I got one last thing to say before I tear you two apart.

Velvet Sky: MMM, make it good sweet ass.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: First off, 18 & Malone, my girls over here are going to destroy you in the ring, second. Eli, Mark, Damon, Shaggy, Sting, your chances are done, and over, your looking at the best and the best in the business right now. Xplosion hasn't seen a great Pure Champion before I got the belt, and now I got it, I'm the greatest Pure Champion this place has ever seen before. You guys are going to try hard, but all your efforts are going to waste.

Derrick looked back at Velvet & Angelina as they went back to making out.

Derrick *Sandman* Sanderson: DAMN! Last thing, you five, your going to be in worst shape ever after this is done.

The scene faded out as Derrick got on the couch, totally going to work on Angelina and Velvet, the last thing that could be heard when the screen went black was Angelina screaming.

Angelina Love: DERRICK!!!!!!

Just think what kind of shit happen after that, scene goes out.