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Post by Jay on Nov 20, 2007 6:05:19 GMT -5
Deadlines:Pacific: Sunday - 10 P.M. Mountain: Sunday - 11 P.M. Central: Sunday/Monday - Midnight Eastern: Monday 1 A.M. U.K.: Monday 6 A.M.RolePlay Limits[/u] Max Number of RolePlays: 4 Max Length of each RolePlay: 3k(3,000) Words[/size] RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day MUST HAVE ONE ROLEPLAY UP BEFORE DL DAY IF YOU WANT TO DO MORE THEN ONE
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Post by "Your Fucking God" Chris Steel on Nov 20, 2007 18:57:05 GMT -5
Chris Steel and Briana Banks are sitting in the lockeroom they are just sitting on a couch relaxing. Chris looks up and straight into the camera.
CS: K Dawg there are two reasons as I wanted to face you in one of my five final matches. One there is history there. Man we have had some all out brawls hey you even took my Wife.
BB:Yeah but you got me now so you traded up.
CS: True. Two I don't think we ever had a bad match with each other. We simply bring out the best in each other. So here it is match two in my final five series. K Dawg vs Chris Steel on last time.
Chris smirks thinking back at all that is happened.
CS: Weird all the hatred we had for each other some how turned into respect for each other.
BB: Your a hard man not to respect Chris cause your Chris Steel you are a GOD!!!
CS:So Very True. Man look at where you have gone since our first meeting. You have became a bonafide Main Eventer man.
BB: K Dawg is yet another star you made famous by just wrestling against. You can make anyone a star.
CS: Damn Straight!! So K Dawg at the PPV I don't want your respect I want the best of you I want nothing but Hatred from you. I want you to remember all the crap things I did to you. All the times I beat you how I attacked your own father.
BB: I remember that HAHA you gave the old geezer a heart attack. HAHA that was great stuff.
CS: Sure was. I want nothing but your hatred . So when I beat you it will be ohh so much sweeter.
BB: Has K Dawg ever beaten you?
CS: Once for the TV Title.
BB: Must of been a fluke win.
CS: Yeah it was. Now K Dawg You see my goal is to make a clean sweep of my five matches. I already won a four way so now K Dawg your next. Now it is still unclear after I retire what I will do here in EWE.
BB: Ohh I Know I Know!
CS: I Know you know I told you. Well it is official I got my Managerial license just this morning. I made the call and he will debut at Final Cut in the Pure Title Battle Royal. Now who you may ask well that will be all straightened out in due time. As For Now all you need to know is K Dawg doesn't stand a chance in Hell of beaten me at Final Cut.
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Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Nov 21, 2007 16:58:00 GMT -5
Pre-Match Thoughts Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter got a huge win over Android 18 at Saturday Night ShowDown. Now Team Chaos going into Final Cut trying to get a victory over Team Xplosion, but K~Dawg will be facing double duty at Final Cut. Facing an old rival in Chris Steel and helping Team Chaos beat Team Xplosion at Final Cut. Can K~Dawg handle Double Duty, get a win over Steel and helping them win? Tune in and find out. The scene opens as we are on the set off the Larry King Live show. K~Dawg was going to appear on the show when Larry called him to be on it talking about Final Cut. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Wonder what Larry got instore for me. That man is hard hitting. Larry King: My next guest. He made a name for himself wrestling in EWE and Monday Night Chaos. He's the heart of Monday Nights, he puts it all on the line to impress his fans every night. He's going to be putting Double Duty at EWE Final Cut where he faces Chris Steel and trys to help his brand win in the Main Event. You should know who I'm talking about by now, but if you don't. Here he is, Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter. The camera pans over to see K~Dawg sitting in a nearby set across from Larry King. He was actually dressed nice, in a nice shirt, nice pants, no hat or glasses, but of course, he had a red t-shirt under his nice shirt that he showed he was reppin Chaos all the way while on the show. When Larry did that introduction, K~Dawg was able to sneak into the set across from Larry. Larry King: Welcome to the set Mr. Porter. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Great to be here Larry, and please, call me Kurtis. Mr. Porter feels like my dad is here. Larry King: Fair enough Kurtis. Final Cut live this Sunday. How are you feeling about it? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Larry, this is going to be huge event that nobody isn't going to want to miss. We got some of the best matchups on the plate at Final Cut. If you are going to miss it, I suggest you get your TIVO on record and record the entire thing because your going to miss out on a lot of action. I'm ready fo' Final Cut to roll around man, and I'm ready to do what I do best in da EWE ring and that's too kick some ass. Larry King: Your pulling some double duty at Final Cut. First your facing Chris Steel than the Main Event. K~Dawg cuts him off. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Main event I'm game, I already know Team Chaos is going to prevail, but I know with Chris Steel retiring and his retirement tour going on. I'm the next stop, he already won his first retirement match on Xplosion, and if he thinks he can go undefeated on his little retirement tour. He has another thing coming. Ya feel me? Larry King: I'm not feeling you. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: No, I meant. You got me? Larry King: Got you what? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Nothing Larry. Forget it. K~Dawg rolled his eyes. K~Dawg was gangsta, Larry wasn't, so he understood he didn't get the slang Kurtis spoke, plus, he was an old crazy guy. Larry King: Explain this match between you & Chris Steel for our viewers who don't watch wrestling or don't know exactly what it is. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Chris Steel and I have a storied past. It started off in the land of X-Core world, then it grew bigger into a match where I took his girlfriend and his EWE TV Title the same week. Larry King: Wait, back up. You took his girlfriend from him? K~Dawg smirked. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Not took, more like see came to me. She left Chris for me, and it's been good since. I think some people know her as Lillie. My pregnant girlfriend, anyway, onto the rest of the story. We had another great match, he beat up my dad, which I didn't like. He moved over too Xplosion, and when I heard he was going to do a retirement tour where he wanted five more matches, and I was one of the people that he wanted to face, so at Final Cut, I'll be facing Chris Steel for the very last time. It should be one awesome great matchup, he's Xplosion and I'm Chaos. Come on, we all know who's going to come out ontop. K~Dawg starred at Larry after he said that. Larry looked back K~Dawg with a blank look, not having a clue what he meant. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Chaos Larry. Larry King: What about Chaos? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Monday Night Chaos will comeout ontop when I, Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter from Chaos will beat Chris Steel from Wednesday Night Xplosion. The King of Porn aint got nothing on me. Larry King: King of Porn? The hell does that mean. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: King of Porn. He likes porn and puts them in his rps. Larry King: His what? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Rps. Larry King: The hell is an RP? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: The thing I'm doing now. Larry King: I'm interviewing you on my live show now. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I know...Oh forget it. Next question. Larry King: You've won four straight matches. Which means you on a winning streak, your thoughts? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I started 0-2 going into my second ewe year, but then I rejavnated and got myself four straight matches which is pretty freaking awesome and I'm damn well proud of that. After Final Cut, it could possibly be six straight which could tie my longest winning streak in EWE. I've beaten Chris Steel before and I can do it again. Take my word on it, it's going to be easy. I saw his match on Xplosion, and I could beaten those fools easily. If Chris thinks he can go undefeated in his retirement tour, he has another thang coming to em. Chris, aint a fluke about it. I beat you fair and square for the TV Title, sure you didn't try that hard when I noticed, but I still kicked yo' ass and beat you. Larry King: With all the stuff that happened between you two. Do you respect the man? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Did 50 Cent get shot Nine Times? Larrys' face got blank again as K~Dawg started to laugh. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yo, you need to become more hip and into todays culture homie. Larry King: I thought I was...homie. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Far from it, but too answer your question. Yeah, I respect Chris Steel and what he's done in the ring, and yeah, 50 Cent did get shot NINE times. Chris & I were at the same time last year around this time. We were mid-carders trying to rise up. I rose up to main event status, he's around All-American Status on Xplosion which is good enough for almost main event, but Steel. Good Enough can't beat me. I'm just better than you. I'm going to ruin your undefeated record your going for in your retirement tour. Pack your bags baby, your not winning nothing. Larry King: That's it for tonight. Anything else you will like to say? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah, everybody make sure you watch Final Cut LIVE this Sunday. 8PM, 7PM Central. We have some great matches planned with full of action. You miss out, then your going to hate yourself, and one last thing. Larry King: What's that? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Wat up my Kru. Hey Mom, Hey Dad, Hey Chad, and hey my baby Lillie. Larry King: Thanks for your time. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: It's been fun.K~Dawg got off the set, went into his room where he had for this appearance at Larrys show, got his stuff as the scene faded.
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Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Nov 22, 2007 2:37:01 GMT -5
Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter was about to leave the set off the Larry King Live show. He was walking out the door intill he his cell phone started to ring. It took him awhile to get it out with everything he had in his had, it could have been anybody. He was finally able to answer it as it was his dad Frank Porter. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Hey, What's up Pops? Frank Porter: Nothing really Kurtis. Your mom and I just watch you on Larry King live, pretty nice son, but you do know your not allowed to curse on his show, right? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Really? Frank Porter: Nope. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Did they bleep it out? Frank Porter: No, because I don't think they expected you to say it. Kurtis started to laugh. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I guess Mr. King can expect to be heard from the FCC anyday now. Frank Porter: You done it now Kurtis. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh well. Shit happens when you have a fierce EWE wrestler on your show, and did you see the look on Larrys' face when I said some of the things I said. Priceless. Anyway, how you and the rest of da fam doing?Frank Porter: Good good. Everybody is over here, and we had Thanksgiving early, so we didn't want to miss out on watching Final Cut where you lead Team Chaos into beating Team Xplosion MR. CAPTAIN! or when you beat Chris Steel. Calvin: Yo Yo, Tell em what I said Uncle Frank. Frank Porter: Alright. I will, relax. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Who dat? Frank Porter: It was Calvin, he told me to tell yeah. When you beat down Chris Steel at Final Cut. To do the Soulja Boy when Steel is down. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Is he serious? Frank Porter: Yeah. K~Dawg started to laugh. Yeah, his family was a little crazy, but he loved them. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Tell ya want. I'll do the Soulja Boy AFTER I beat Chris at Final Cut. Sound good? Calvin heard what Kurtis said over the phone and yelled "DONE DEAL" into it. Frank Porter: You going to be able to handle being double booked Kurtis? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Come on Pops, it's going to be a piece of cake. I'll beat Chris without a problem, sure he's one hell of a wrestler, but I know infact I can be better than him when I put my mind to it. Well, my mind is always on my goal, but their isn't anything stopping from now intill I got to the Philips Arena to face Chris and beat his ass and ruin his chance of going undefeated in his retirement tour. I respect Chris and what he has done, but this is da wrestling business, and when your in the ring, your supposed to look out for No.1 if it isn't a tag match, well, this aint a tag match, and I am looking out for No.1, and this is going to be me. I am the Number One guy on Monday Night Chaos, over their is my world. I've been more matches in the past year than anybody, their was a time where I didn't take a break from December of 06 till Stone took me out which was a few weeks ago. You think I'm going to let Chris beat me after that? If Steel thinks he can beat me, he has another thing coming. Frank Porter: Don't get so cocky son. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Cockiness is where you can't back up your word, but I back it up every night I'm in the ring. You can call me cocky, and I don't give a fuck. You see me in that ring, and your going to leave empressed of what I've done win or lost. I've beaten 18 in the ring, I've owned Lynx Madison in 3 matches, I made Slade Craven my bitch in five matches. Chris is going to be next on the list. He thinks it was a fluke I beat him for the TV Title, well, let's see how much of a fluke that was when I kick his ass in his retirement tour. I took Lillie, I took the TV Title, now I'm going to take a retirement tour undefeated record away from him.Frank Porter: He's going to really hate you once that happens. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: That's fine. I already got some haters anyway who don't think I can pull off the big win and win the EWE Champion. Dad, trust me, I've heard it all about me, and it doesn't bug me. They all can talk the bullshit about me if they want to, but I know I'm the great EWE Wrestler I know I am. I was born fo' dis shit man. The ring that Steel enters, that's gon' be Dawg territory, I'm going to make him get off my lawn so quicker, he's not going to know what the fuck just hit him. Frank Porter: Why does it seem your more focused on Steel than the Team Match? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Because I'm saving that rp for Friday Night, to Saturday. I'm going to write it then. Frank Porter: Thought you said on the OOC Board you were going to do it on Sunday? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Well, it takes me forever to write a decent K~Dawg rp, so might as well do it Friday Night, early morning Saturday. Frank Porter: Good point, Back to Chris? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Back to trashing Chris we shall. Frank Porter: All goes good. This match could be up for Best match of the year at the EWE Awards. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I've been in a lot of great matches this year that would be EWE Best Match of the Year Caliber candidates, and Dawg vs Steel could also be one of them. I know Chris is going to bring it, and I know I'm going to bring it, but it's just my time to shine, my time to rise, and it's go time for me. I'm getting closer to that one thing I want, that one thing I almost got, and that one thing that's been calling my name that everybody thinks I should be. After Final Cut, I will start reaching that goal that I want to achieve. Chris, good luck homie, your going to need it. Frank Porter: Good luck Kurtis, and have fun at Final Cut.Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I intend too. Kurtis hungup his cell phone as he walked off the set, he put his bags which contain his wrestling gear in his backseat. He got into his cadillac and drove off to the Phillips arena. What kind of an adventure will K~Dawg take us next? Only I know.
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Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Nov 22, 2007 21:36:44 GMT -5
The Scene opens up as we can hear a lot of people talking and food being passed around. No, K~Dawg wasn't back home in Detroit with his family, on his roadtrip to the philips arena, he decided to stop at LONESTAR to get some food, but unfortunately, LONESTAR didn't have turkey, so Kurtis just ordered a hamburger, with some extra friends, and a pepsi, but he was still waiting for his food to come. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Damn it's been a long 48 hours. Getting off the Larry King Live show, got off the phone with mah pops and da rest of da fam, and now I'm at LONESTAR getting my grub on because I was hungry. I'm only a few miles away from the Philips Arena, so don't worry Chris, I'll be there and that goes for the rest of Team Chaos. YOUR CAPTAIN SHALL BE THERE! K~Dawg looks around at everybody else who was getting their food. His order was taken a few minutes away, and K~Dawg was starving, but he already knew how it was Thanksgiving and it would be awhile till he gets his food. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Chris, I hope you watched my lil' interview with Larry King about our match at Final Cut, because dat shit was 100% truthful homie. You and me, we do go way back into our little X-Core fued, man, I'll tell ya, that shit was mad fun and I'll admit it. The time that me and you faced off for the TV Title on Monday Night Chaos, that was one hell of a matchup that I won, and I had fun beating you then, and I'm going to have fun beating you up this time around. He laughed. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Beating you up? Sorry, sounds like I'm back in High School when I say that, more like how much I kick your ass and making sure your new girl in Brianna Banks watches as your undefeated retirement spotless record crumbles before your eyes. Don't worry Chris, I won't try to steal Brianna away from you, I seen some of the shit you two do in your rps, and I don't even want to touch that now. I'm surprised even myself I'm not suffering from a burn out from rping, I've done a total of six rps with my three guys, and it's been fun, but I got a lot more to say, hopefully you'll get another one up tomorrow just so you can counter on my three, and I'll have my fourth to put up. Food comes, Kurtis thinking it was his, but it wasn't, it was the people sitting next to Kurtis. K~Dawg was getting anxious for some food, so he tap the waitress shoulder. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Ay, when my food coming? Waitress: Few more minutes sure, we just got to put the finishing touches on it. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Aight, I can handle it.The waitress walks away to go back to the kitchen, leaving Kurtis once again alone waiting for his food. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Respect outside of the ring Chris, that's all that is. I respect how you handled yo' self ova on Xplosion, hell, you almost beat Dan Taylor, and then you almost beat Android 18 for the All-American Championship. That's saying something if you can give them both a challenge for when they both were champions holding that belt, but your not going to get close in this match, I am going to beat you, and I will enjoy it a lot. I'm on a winning streak, and your not going to snap it, I can gurantee that. I'm going to win against you, and I'm going to help my brand win against your brand and we will finally see who really the top brand in EWE is, and it certainly aint Xplosion. Chaos is where it's at. K~Dawg saw food coming, and yeah it was his food. The waitress settled down his food, and K~Dawg started to dig in. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Steel. Ready or not. Tha Dawg is about to come, and he's coming fully loaded. Think you can stop my brakes? Your thinking wrong, I'll see you Sunday. The scene faded out as K~Dawg to eat the rest of his food. (OOC: Short for a reason)
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Post by JudasGrimm on Nov 24, 2007 13:24:01 GMT -5
OOC: Yeah didn't feel like changing SNs.
So here it is match two of five in Chris Steel's retirement tour. Chris has momentum on his side. He already survived a big fatal fourway match,He debuted his monster Lucifer Grimm and now he faces a long time rival K Dawg at Final Cut. Will his momentum be enough to beat his long time rival who knows but ether way it will be a classic.
Scene opens in a green room. What show is the room for well keep reading a find out.
CS: Well if K Dawg can do Larry King I will just out do him on a bigger and better show. The O'Reily Factor.
BB: You know Bill is a no nonsense guy he will probably argue with you on a lot of stuff.
CS: Well Good for him I am ready for that crazy Irish Basterd bring it on.
BB: Why do you always have to one up K Dawg when you two have a match with each other?
CS: It is who we are we simply bring the best out of each other He is Benoit and I am Angle.
BB: Bad choice you know cause of Benoit killing his family.
CS: So what the man ruled in the ring and that is the man I know the awesome wrestler. So fuck anyone who just wants to erase him from history cause he went mental.
Some dorky looking woman walks in.
Dorky Woman: Five minutes Mr. Steel.
CS: Cool.
The woman leaves
CS: SO you ready?
BB: Ready for what?
CS: What you didn't know you going to be on the show with me.
BB: WHAT!!!!! You wait and tell me now.
CS: Ohh Did I forget to mention this to you.
BB: Asshole.
CS:AHAHA.
The Dorky woman comes back.
Dorky Woman: It's time.
Chris and Briana leave the green room and walks down a short Hall way. They walk to a door that says filming in progress. They walk in and wait just off screen.
BOR: Well my next guest is a Pro Wrestler and his Adult Film Star Girlfriend. Please welcome Chris Steel and Briana Banks.
Chris and Briana walk on to the screen and sit down.
CS: Thanks for having me Bill. Big fan watch the show every night.
BB: Same here.
BOR: Well Thanks. Now lets get right down into business. Tell me about your Chris Steel Character.
CS: Well my Character is a fan favorite. Meaning the fans cheer for him. He is this cursing like to hang with Porn Stars type of guy.
BOR: This is where my problem with this is. On TV kids watch you talk nasty and show pornographic images. I don't like it.
CS: Well EWE is rated M for a reason. If kids watch it that is the parents fault.
BOR: I don't think it is. Kids find a way to get threw those channel blocks and everything. SO it is up to you the performer to keep it clean.
CS: Like Hell it is. These damn lazy ass parents today need to stop sitting there kids infront of the tv and hope it distracts the kids so they can do there crap. What they need to do is actually be parents stop blaiming the TV when the kid see bad words or Nudity if the were watching them it wouldn't happen. Bad parenting is the parents fault not TV,Not movies and not Video Games or Music. Everything has the Ages on it even toys so if your kids is doing something to adult then it is your fuc*BLEEP*ing fault.
BOR: You can't say that word on TV. So please keep it clean.
CS: F*bleep*K You.
BOR: How dare you.
CS: Bill last time I was on a TV show Regis Philman round up almost dead. Lets try not to repeat that.
BOR: Yes sir sorry. Lets move on IS Wrestling Fake?
CS: That's it
Chris gets up and spears Bill O'Reily he starts to beat the living crap out of him.
BB: Not again.
CS: Did that seem fake jackass Huh did it. YEAH I didn't think so.
Chris and Briana leave the Studio as fast as possiable. They jump in there Limo and drive away.
BB: How much do you think the fine will be this time.
CS: I think it will be same as before. A Ten spot.
BB: Why is it every talk show you appear on you end up beating the crap out of the host.
CS: Cause they are fucking annoying.
BB: Ok I will give you that.
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Post by JudasGrimm on Nov 25, 2007 0:50:39 GMT -5
OOC:Short been busy with work today.
Chris and Briana are discussing the upcoming match.
[color=Red}CS: K Dawg you lucky duck. I had everything planned but dew to work I wasn't able to put up the RPs I planned.
BB: Yep
CS: SO here it is 11:48 I have like 12 minutes to put something together. Well looks like you might win this one man. Well If I was going to lose to anyone in these final five matchs I am glad it is you I guess. You are one of my best buds and all. So looks like you might pull yourself three wins if that is so Good for you bro.[/color]
OOC: DAMN You JMC make me work damn double shifts.
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Post by JudasGrimm on Nov 25, 2007 17:38:10 GMT -5
OOC: My Bad thought Deadline was last night. But here is another short one sorry about it.
Chris and Briana are discussing the upcoming match.
CS: K Dawg In a few short hours our match will take place. My stupidity cost me the match as I thought Deadline was last night. But still wont change the fact I am putting all I have in this last RP.
BB: HAHA You Fucked Up You Fucked Up.
CS: Yeah anyway dispite all this I still do have respect for you. One day I think you can very well be EWE Heavyweight Champion. This match we are going to have I can feel it now it just has classic written all over it. I know we can put on one Hell of a Match.
BB: Yes I think it will be a good one to.
CS: So K Dawg after all is said and done and one of us gets our hands raised. I am going to do something I haven't done to you or Lily I am going to extend my hand to shake yours. You are one of my toughest rivals here in EWE. I have nothing but respect for you man.
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Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Nov 25, 2007 18:19:19 GMT -5
Hey! its clear that you see the look on your face Nothing you can say Nothings gonna change what you've done to me Now it's time to shine I'm gonna take what's mine Take what's mineYeah, that was "Tha Dawg" man himself. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter inside his lockeroom singing to the tune of Randy Ortons' WWE Theme song "Burn in my light" Why was he doing that? Who the hell knows. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Just look what you done to me Steel. Oh man, I shined all over you when we faced off for the TV Title, and now I'm going to shine against you when I beat you in your own tour, and I'm going to take what's mind...TAKE WHAT'S MINE..HEY!!!*What the Hell?*K~Dawg turned the opposite direction and stumbled back and it was Randy Orton with the WWE Championship over his shoulder. Randy Orton: Why are you butchering my theme song? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yo Dan, why you got the WWE Title with you? Randy Orton: Who the hell is Dan? I'm Randy Orton. You know, the best wrestler on Raw. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: The hell you doing backstage of EWE Randy? Randy Orton: I heard somebody butcher my theme song, and it was you. Worthless piece of...Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: OH!! WHOA!! Relax Randy relax. I was just singing it. Randy was about to say something else, intill red smoke filled up in his lockeroom. Randy Orton: The hell you doing? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Not me homie. ECW's own Boogeyman appears behind Randy Orton from the smoke. Boogeyman: I'M THE BOOGEYMAN, AND I'M COMING TO GET CHA!!Randy Orton: I'm out of here, and I heard John Cena is signed with EWE. I should catch up with my old pal and gloat about the title. Good luck in your match K~Dawg, your going to lose. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: And the second coming of Jericho will take the belt away from you. Now see ya. Randy glared back at Kurtis as he walked out of the lockeroom. Kurtis looked at Boogeyman who was eating worms. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Come on dawg, your getting worms all over my floor. Boogeyman just starred at K~Dawg, now saying a word, eating the worms. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh yeah? You want to go, alright, let's go. Kurtis grabbed a handful of worms, they were really slimy in his hand. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Good fiber for my match vs. Steel. He then put the worms in his mouth, as they felt slimy as they were in K~Dawgs mouth. He just though "Can't Believe I just did that" looking at Boogeyman. Boogeyman did his crazy moves as he normally would do, then magical dissappeared. K~Dawg then spit out the worms. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: AHHHH, that's worse than the time I lost to Chris on Heatwave. "Should have never tried it then" K~Dawg turned around to the door and saw it was his old buddy when K~Dawg toured in ROH for a month, AJ Styles. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Now it's AJ, this is turning out to be one crazy rp. AJ Styles: Hey man, I can't say anything, you had it planned. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah, I know. This is fun, going to be fun when I ruin Chris' chances of going undefeated in his tour. Hey AJ, how was your turkey day?AJ Styles: HEY!!Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Gobble Gobble homie. AJ Styles: That's mean Kurtis. I thought we were friends. I should go get Cornette on you, or have Tomko beat you up. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Have you ever noticed Tomko looks like a turtle? AJ Styles: No he doesn't.Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yo, just stare at him on the tna for a good 10-15 minutes and you'll get the idea. AJ Styles: OH YEAH!! Chris Steel looks like a girl.Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You need to say something about my tag team partner and I knew that about Steel. AJ Styles: I HATE YOU!Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Gobble Gobble. AJ Styles: DAMN YOU!! I'll see you soon Kurtis. Beat Chris, we had a good run when you were in ROH. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Later AJ. AJ leaves, and once again it's just K~Dawg. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: What else is going to happen? Kurtis heard a knock at his door, he got up and opened it. It was Ron Simmons, he hesistated for a few minutes. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Here we go. Ron Simmons ......DAMN!!!Kurtis slammed the door on Ron, but before it fully closed, somebody put their arm inside. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: The hell now? Is that how you treat your former buddy? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: The hell Danny? Danny Danger What? You know how much I'm obsessed with Chris Steel. He's awesome, and I'm going to love dis match. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: YO! Where you been at? Did those PM's me nothing?Danny Danger I'm busy on Xplosion being dat other guy. You know. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Right, well anyway. I still need to get ready. I'll catch up with you some other time. Danny then vanishes and you could see him on the tv screen as Eric Michaels. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: That guy is like magical or something, anyway. Chris, of course after I beat you, I will gladly shake your hand after this match is all said and done, it's cool that i've been one of your big rivals, you sure have gave me soon trouble trying to beat you, but in the end, everybody knows, your going to see me come out on top. Chris, it's been real good fun homie, sad to see a guy like you go. Have fun in the retirement home. Steel, good luck tonight dawg. It's going to be another classic. K~Dawg stretched his arms out.Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Perfect way to end it for me for Final Cut. Went limit on everybody and finished off with K~Dawg. As Abdul would call me.... Abdul: Your an Roleplay Machine laKurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: That I am, That I am. Abdul: Crazy motherfucker, 13 rps? Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Tell me about it. He then vanishes. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Myself..I'm offically done. Chris good luck, and good luck to everybody else. Final Cut has been awesome.The scene faded out.OOC: Crazy Land, lol
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