EWE CHAMPIONSHIP [ELIMINATION CHAMBER]

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[Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter™]

OOC: Now Dan made me a layout for K~Dawg which is wicked awesome, but i'm still trying to figure out how to use it, and how to do it.

Pre-Match Thoughts

Kurtis Porter, also known as K~Dawg picked up another win in his EWE. A win that he possibly needed to get on the right track for EWE Summerslam in the Elimination Chamber match. Sunday Night, it will be K~Dawgs match of a lifetime where he goes after of his EWE goal and trys to become EWE Champion. Summerslam is a few days away and K~Dawg is focused. Can he walk out the champion and prove everybody wrong? He thinks he can, but can he?

The scene opens as we find Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter and his girlfriend Lillie back in Detroit. His family was going to have a hug PORTER FAMILY COOKOUT before K~Dawg went off to Madison Square Garden for EWE Summerslam. K~Dawg rolled up to his house, parked the cadillac. He looked over at Lillie.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You ready shawty?

Lillie: Of course. Is everybody from your family going to be here?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: They could be. I know you haven't meet all the members of the PORTER fam, but your about to if there all here.

Lillie: YAY! Sounds fun.

Kurtis took a deep breath when he got out of the cadillac. He opened up the door for Lillie as she got out. He looked at his house.

Lillie: You okay Kurtis? Your not nervous about your match at Summerslam..Are you?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh hell naw. I'm more ready fo' dat match than ever. I've been ready to get an EWE Championship title match since the time I faced Law and ALMOST beat him. I could have been the EWE Champion then, but I didn't win. Summerslam, that is when I get the title around my waist, and I'm going to be da Top Dawg I know I can be. There isn't anybody stopping me from getting the EWE Title around my waist. It's been my destiny and I'm going to pull it off.

Lillie: There isn't? What about the other four guys gunning for the EWE Title, and the Champion Alex Stone already?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: They all could, but come on. Alex Stone & Johnny Chaos? I'm already the Extreme Connection Killa. Assassin, he's past his prime and isn't deserving of this title shot. Rikku, yeah past champion, she could win it, but I want this real bad. I know how good she is, and could surprise and pull of the win, but I know I can do it. Jeff Jarrett, well, yeah, he's Jeff Jarrett. Stone Cold Steve Austin put me in the shot because he knows I can put up a show and pull off a win. I'm the 6th entry in the Chamber, so I got all the luck in the world to pull it off. I'm going to be fresh, ready, and energized, and when it's my time to hit the ring when my Chamber opens. I'm going to start whaling on some motherf*ckers, non-stop and It wont stop intill I got the job I needed to get done. Lillie, I'm telling you. The time is now that I become EWE Champion. I'm going to be the best champion I could possibly be and represent Chaos ta da fullest. I know not many people in EWE are going to be gunning for me to win the EWE Championship, I only got a few people on my back that think I can pull it off, but all the rest of those fools..WELL, I'm about to prove alot of people wrong. It's about damn time I do this, and It's going to come. I came feel it, and I know it's going to happen. I'm Mr. Beat the Clock winner, I beat five other people for the best time in the Elimination Chamber. The Underated UnderDawg is about to surprise some motherfuckers, and win. They all can keep doubting me, but i'm doing this Lillie. I need too.

Lillie: And you will baby, but relax before then. Enjoy the cookout.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh, dont worry about dat. I will enjoy this cookout.

Meanwhile, K~Dawgs Dad, Frank Porter heard them both talking from the backyard when Kurtis & Lillie were in the front.

Frank Porter: HEY EVERYBODY! THERE HERE, TAKE YOUR PLACES!

They all hid in the backyard because they wanted to surprise Kurtis. When Kurtis & Lillie walked upstairs he seen a note from his mom reading "Hey Kurtis, were all in the backyard, so come to the backyard and we'll see you there, Love Mom." Kurtis looked at Lillie, held her hand and walked through the gate into the backyard. He looked around, nobody was there.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: YO! where er'body at?

Everybody pops out from the garbage and surprises them.

Porter Family: KURTIS!!!!

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: YO!!! Wat up Fam.

Frank Porter: I'm proud of you son. You get your big chance at Summerslam.

Meg Porter: Yeah honey. Do well in the match, just dont get hurt.

K~Dawgs three cousins stand there looking at Kurtis: Shad, Calvin, and Nate. Kurtis nodded at them.

Shad: YO! We all know Cuzo is taking home dat belt at Summerslam.

Calvin: Hell naw. My dude can't be stopped. Tha Dawg gon' whoop some ass.

Nate: Yeah homie, bring dat belt to Detroit Kurtis. I want to see dat personally.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Aight boys. Hell yeah I'm taking the belt home to Detroit with me. It should have been mine ages ago, but Summerslam is my night to shine, nobody isn't going to make me fall off my ladder.

Calvin: Yo Kurtis, Rikku is fucking hot as hell. Could you get me a number?

Kurtis looked at Calvin and just laughed.

Calvin: What?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I'll try my best Cal.

Both Shad & Nate wack Calvin over the head.

Calvin: What the fuck was that for?

Nate: Your an idiot cuzo.

Shad: Well anyway. Kurtis, enjoy da cookout man. It's for you. The whole fam is here. Relax and then in a few days and you can bust some heads.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: No doubt about it. It's going to be done and I'm ready to do it. Calvin, I could get Rikku's number for you, but I dont you'll ever reach her. She lives in a fantasy world homie. It aint gon' happen. Now excuse me homies. I gots to get some grub in my stomach.

Kurtis walks away from his three cousins and all of them start arguing about something, but the cameras couldn't hear what they were saying. Kurtis put his hand on Franks' shoulder.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yo Pops, Burgers & Dogs almost ready?

Frank Porter: I know your hungry and need to be energized for Summerslam son, but there be ready soon. Sit down and relax.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yo, I am chillax Dad. I'm fine, I'm doing great. I'm just really hungry.

Frank Porter: Alright. I know, I'll call you when there done.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Aight, anybody needs me. I'm going to step inside the house for a few minutes.

Frank Porter: Okay.

Kurtis walked away from the grill, he opened the screen door and walked into the Porter family home. Lillie, who was talking with Meg Porter the whole time seen Kurtis walk into the house.

Lillie: What is he up too?

Meg Porter: I have no idea. He is probably really nervous about his match, but he keeps denying it, but I know he is.

Lillie: I'm going to check up on him. I'll be right out.

Meg Porter: Okay honey.

Lillie then goes into the house, searching around for him. It took Lillie two minutes too find Kurtis. He was in the family living room looking at the family picture album on the couch. Lillie sat down next to him.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You know. My real parents died when I was only a two years old. Frank & Meg adopted me when I was only three years old. They are really great parents to me and I owe them everything. They raised me well, and the other thing I can really repay them big is getting this EWE Championship win in the Elimination Chamber at Summerslam. I'll let them feel the title, and it's going to be awesome to wear it. It's my time to shine above the Chaos Rankings with the belt. I've been ontop for awhile now, and it's time to start getting what my hardwork has been paying off. I haven't gave up since i've been in EWE. Hell, I took on Johnny Chaos-Alex-Stone-Assassin in an handicapped match and almost won that. I didn't backdown then, and I'm not backing down now. Everybody can doubt me all they want, but at the end of the night. There will be only one person wearing the belt, and that will be me. Lillie, I'm telling you. I got a good feeling. If its going to happen, it's going to happen at Summerslam.

Kurtis points out a picture of himself when he was only five to Lillie.



Lillie: That's you?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: When I was five, yeah.

Lillie: Damn Kurtis. Why you look like your high?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: HEY!! It was seven in the morning, and I was still tired. They woke me up, I didn't know about the photoshoot.

Lillie nodded as Kurtis turned the pages. Her eyes almost fell out of her head when she seen Kurtis with the Bart Simpson hairdue. She looked at him



Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: DONT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT! The Bart Simpson was famous back then, and I had to get it. That's how it was done, sure it looked stupid, but right now. I look totally better than that.

Lillie:I dont doubt it Kurtis. I love the way you look, even if you looked like a total dork back then.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: HEY!! This dork is still awesome. People are going to be shitting themselves after Summerslam when they see me with the EWE Championship. I'm going to love the look on the doubters faces..OH YEAH!!! I won motherfuckers. They all just got HOOK'D!

Lillie: I thought it was Dawg'D?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: IT WAS, but I'm going to change the name soon, from getting Dawg'D to being HOOK'D.

From out of nowhere. A voice can be heard from outside.

??: HEY! Where's my Step-Brother at?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Chad?

Kurtis puts down the album, and they both walk back outside to see K~Dawgs Step-Brother, Chad Porter standing there with Frank & Meg.

Chad Porter: What's up Bro?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: HEY CHAD! Good to see you.

Chad Porter: Well, I heard there was a Porter family cookout, so i drove down from Miami as fast as I could. Good to see you again Lillie.

Lillie: Hey Chad.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Well, I'm glad your here. I haven't seen you inawhile.

Chad Porter: I heard you got a big important match at Summerslam. Your doing well for yourself in EWE, and I hope you bring the title home to Detroit bro. It would be awesome to see you as the Champion. With everything you've been through in EWE, that title will fit you best.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah, I know. It's going to be tough, but I think I can pull off the win and get the belt. I am Mr. Beat the Clock, Mr. Extreme Connection Killa. I can do it.

Frank Porter: Alright everybody. Burgers & Dogs are on, since Kurtis has his big match. He goes first. Kurtis, what do you want son?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Just a hamburger, Lillie wants a hotdog.

Frank gives K~Dawg hits burger, then Lillie her hotdog.

Meg Porter: Eat up son. Good meal before a good match.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I INTEND TOO!

Calvin: Hey Kurtis, where's your new Tag Team Partna at..Scotty Blaze?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: He's already at MSG getting ready for his title match, and I already know why your asking. You want to get high with him.

Calvin: DAMN STRAIGHT HOMIE!

Kurtis just laughed, and started to woof down his Burger. Lillie did the same with her hotdog. She was almost done as Kurtis was almost done. Everybody then gets around the picnic table, they raise there glasses for Kurtis.

Frank Porter: Here's too The Porter Wrestling Legend. The next EWE Champion, Our very own. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter.

All: HERE HERE!!! WOOF WOOF

Kurtis didn't expect his family to actually "WOOF". He busted out laughing, soda almost coming out of his nose.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Thanks guys. Even "IF" I dont win. I'm going to put up a good fight in this match, but If isn't there. I WILL WIN and Imma shine over the competition, there isn't nothing to it. It's been my destiny, and my destiny finally gets answered at Summerslam.

Shad: Break em all in half Kurtis.

Nate: Make em all bleed.

Frank Porter: Never give up. Always fight.

Calvin: And the most important fact. Have some fucking fun while you do it.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: HELL YEAH!!!

A few hours go by. They were done eating, just hanging out and talking amongst themselves. Lillie, Meg and all the other girls were talking. Frank, Chad, Kurtis and the rest of the boys were playing football. It was around 4PM and Kurtis decided to go.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Alright er'body. This is the part where Lillie & I say goodbye. It was really fun being here. Dont forget to watch Summerslam this Sunday. It's gon' be off da heezy fo' sheezy. Yo' homeboy will be winning da belt. No doubt about it.

His family screams and cheers his name, as Kurtis & Lillie got into the cadillac.

Lillie: Where to now?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Mike's barbershop.

Lillie: Barbershop?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah, I'm getting a haircut before we head to New York. I want a fresh cut for this match. New Look, new belt around my waist.

Lillie: Well, it's your day Kurtis. Do whatever you want too.

Mike's Barbershop was really famous in Detroit. It was a place where EVERYBODY got there haircut. Kurtis had been going there since he was six. He was known there, and it was a place where he realized he wanted to become a professional wrestler. It wasn't long before they arrived. It was only four blocks away from his house. They both got out of the cadillac, and Kurtis looked the doors. The three barbers: (Mike, Bob, and Jeff) seen who walked in, they already knew who it was.

Jeff: Well I'll be damned. It's THA DAWG. Detroit hometown hero.

Bob: The next EWE Champion.

Mike: What can I do you for Kurtis? The usual when you were a kid?

When Kurtis always went into Mike's Shop. He strictly went to Mike, he always trusted him with his hair. Mike didn't have a customer, so he hopped right into the chair. He looked at the mirror to himself.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Keep it long Mike, but cut it right by the ears and that's it.

Mike: I know what you want.

Lillie sat down and waved at the guys. He introduced her to them, and he introduced the guys to Lillie. Mike was getting Kurtis' hair, and talked to him aswell.

Mike: Big match Kurtis. You nervous yet?


Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Me? Nervous..HELL NO. I'm going to go into that match needing to know what I gotta do, and I'm going to do it and walk out the champion. I'm focused, and it's going to happen. I'm a fighter, and I never give up. Quit isn't in my name.

Mike: You got that right. You grew up alot Kurtis. I remember the day you told me you wanted to become a wrestler. Yeah I laughed, but I regretted that now that I'm seeing you do well for yourself in EWE.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Thanks Mike, not many people in EWE didn't think I would last of the tough road I had, but I stick it too everybody and stayed. International Championship, Tags, TV, Mid-East title. Next on dat list is the EWE Championship. The destiny is fulfilled man.

Mike was almost finished. He cut the last piece that he needed to do.

Mike: Hows' that look?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Awesome, just awesome Mike. Thanks again.

Mike: Happy to do it for my number one customer.

He handed Mike the money, as Kurtis & Lillie got back in the cadillac.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Time to head to Madison Square Garden, buckle up baby. It's going to be a long ride.

Kurtis turns on the cadillac as they both buckle there seatbelts. Kurtis drove off as the scene faded.

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[Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter™]

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter & Lillie were in Kurtis' Cadillac. Lillie was seen relaxing in the passenger side, staring outside the window seeing the trees go by. Kurtis, on the other hand was rapping along on the radio to the tune of "Remember the Name" by Fort Minor.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill/
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will/
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain/
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name/ Yo, I dont need my name in lights/
I just want to be heard whether to a beat or mic/
Yo, I'm just forcing you to remember MY name.

The song is suddenly interrupted by K~Dawgs cell phone ringing. He turns down the radio, he looked on the caller ID as it said "18", he smirks and answers it.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yo, K~Dawg here. Talk.

Android 18: Kurtis, it's 18. Where you at right now?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I should be leaving Detroit soon. I'm on the road right now.

Android 18: Well hurry your ass up. Speed if you need to. You need to be ready for this match. We got some people backstage here that are counting on you to become EWE Champion, including Me & White Tiger. Don't let us down Kurtis.

With that, 18 hangs up the phone. Kurtis just looked at his cell phone, raising an eyebrow, also keeping an eye out on the road.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Well Damn.

Lillie: Who was that Kurtis?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: It was 18. Telling me to hurry up and get to MSG. Alot of talk going around that some people want to see me fresh and ready to become EWE Champion.

Lillie: Well, she's only looking out for you. That's great that some people want to see you as champion rather than anybody else. You got alot of people on your back, that's really good news.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh, it's going to be done. I've come along way to not get the job done at Summerslam. A year ago, I was at Mid-Card status, and I faced Benji Homan at Summerslam, and since then, I've gotten better, I've gotta stronger in the ring and I've been knowing what I'm doing. I've been getting key wins & victories from left and right, including the most important win a few weeks ago when I beat Lynx for the second time and won BEAT THE CLOCK challenge to earn my 6th spot in the Elimination Chamber; that's exactly what I've been doing since I first stepped into EWE: I earned my shot at the Mid-Eastern Champion, I earned my shot at the TV Title, I earned my shot at the International Championship, and now I've earned my shot at going for the EWE Championship at Summerslam. I've worked my ass off since I first stepped foot into EWE. I went from being placed on Jobberville (Heatwave), to opening Chaos and now I'm almost main eventing Monday Night Chaos. It's been a long journey for me and nobody isn't going to knock me down.

Kurtis then notices a huge billboard for him as they were about to leave Detroit and head out of Michigan. He points it out too Lillie. They were also words under it with the EwE Championship too.

"Hometown Hero. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter going for the EWE Championship, live this sunday at EWE Summerslam. WATCH HIM WIN!"

Lillie: Well Kurtis. There it is. Detroit & the whole state of Michigan is pulling for you. What you got to say about that now?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I gotta do this at Summerslam. Detroit has a billboard for me which I didn't expect to happen, but they did it. I need to get the EWE Championship around my waist. Johnny Chaos & Assassin didn't earn there shots for this match, they threatened and agrued with Stone Cold to give them shots, and so to get them to shut up, he agreed..THEY HAVEN'T DONE SHIT TO EARN THERE SHOT. People like me, like Rikku, Jeff Jarrett, we all deserve our shots at the EWE Championship. I'm about to jack five other people up and get myself the EWE Championship. They all can TRY to stop me, but I know it's going to happen. Detroits' Most Wanted..V.2 are going to walk away victorious at Summerslam. Mah boi Scotty gon' retain his belt against a guy I've beaten twice Lynx Madison and I'm going to beat two other Extreme Connection members. It's like the new DMW V.2 song says.."WHO RUN THIS", "DMW RUNS THIS MOTHERFUCKERS"

Kurtis spots out the "NOW LEAVING MICHIGAN" sign as they were entering Pennslyvania. The last state they need to go to New York. Ohio was really quick to get by, nothing amazing to see there.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I know I got the skill to win the belt. I know I got all the luck in the world, and I know I'm already going to be in pain after the match is over. Hell, I could be half dead once that match is done, but I know I can walk out with the EWE Championship around my waist. I got the power of will not to give up without a fight, I aint going to stop intill I'm either dead, not moving or just can't go anymore; there isn't a doubt in my mind that I'm going to put it all one the line in this match. I can hear the EWE Championship calling my name, I can just taste the sweet taste of greatness that belt comes. That belt has been calling my name for awhile now, and Lillie. It's time fo' Tha Dawg to finally pick it up.

Lillie: I know it is baby, but what about the consquences that comes with being Champion?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: What do you mean?

Lillie: You know. Everybody will be coming after you, having this huge target on your back, and then it suddenly goes over your heard and you start acting like a complete jackass and forget about other people and just for yourself.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: It wont happen to me.

Lillie: How are you so sure?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Come on Lillie. I'm all about Tha Kru that come out and support me everyday and everynight. I'll handle having the huge target on my back, and It wont change anything, like my theme song goes: THEY ALL CAN CALL ME COCKY, BUT IT AINT BRAGGIN IF I BACK IT UP. That's what I've been doing every damn night since my first night in EWE. It aint cockiness, it's confidence. I got high confidence in my ability that I can walk out the EWE Champion, you can go ahead and call me cocky, but dat aint da truth. Lillie, me already acting like a jackass happened already, and it wont happen again. I promise you that.

Lillie nods, agreeing with all that Kurtis just said. She went back to staring outside the window, as he turned up the radio again. Kurtis looked down at a flashing red light on his dashboard. He knew what it was.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: SHIT! Almost out of gas.

Lillie: I saw a sign for a gas station a few miles ahead.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Aight.

Kurtis drove as fast as he could. It was really getting close to where one of them has to push the car to the gas station. It was only a few feet away and as soon as Kurtis got into the gas station, the cadillac ran out of gas, he wasn't near the gas, so the gas attendants pushed the car to one of the tanks. Kurtis looked at Lillie.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Talk about good timing.

Lillie: Somebody must really like you.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You do know. If we did ran out of gas. You would be the one that would push the Cadillac.

Lillie: WHAT? Are you kidding me.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Not really Lillie. I couldn't push the car when I need to be really energized and in tip-top form for Summerslam.

Lillie: That's not cool Kurtis.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Since when you've become Carlito?

Lillie: SHUT UP KURTIS! You know what I mean.

Kurtis just laughs, not really realizing the gas tank was already filled up, and the gas attendant was waiting for K~Dawg to give him the money.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: How much?

Gas Attendant: 30 Dollars.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: THIRTY DOLLARS? Holy shit, Gas is getting high and high everyday. DAMN!

Kurtis takes out his wallet, and pays the gas attendant exact money. He soon drove off on his long journey to Madison Square Garden in New York. He soon got another call on his cell phone.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: HOLY GOD. This thang is ringing off da hook today.

Kurtis answers his phone, not really knowing who it was going to be because it came up "UNKNOWN" on his caller ID

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yo, it's K~Dawg.

??: Kurtis?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah. Who dis?

??: Kurtis, it's Angie Martinez from Hot 97 in New York. You still up for your radio show interview when you hit New York.

Kurtis "K~Dawg' Porter: Oh, hell yeah I am Angie. No doubt about it. I still had that planned when we talked about it. I'll be there whenever I hit New York, so shawty. I'll see you soon.

Angie Martinez: Aight Kurtis. Peace out.

She hung up her phone, Kurtis put his cell back on his clip. He looked over at Lillie.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Angie Martinez, from Hot 97. When we hit New York, me & her have a radio show interview planned.

Lillie: Cool.

Kurtis just nodded. Hopefully he wouldn't have any more phone calls as the drive went by. The cadillac was filled up with gas, and Kurtis was rolling througout Pennslyvania. He was almost out.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: The night of Summerslam, way before the match, even then it's going to be explosive. Everybody backstage will be giving eachother some of the dirtiest looks ever. Groups hanging out with eachother, friends talking amongst friends. Mortal Enemies will stare down eachother. This is going to be awesome the night of Summerslam. Six people enter a chamber and only one person can walk out the champion. It's not going to be those five other people, it's going to go to the BEAT THE CLOCK Challenge winner, ME!!!

Lillie pokes Kurtis in the shoulder.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: What?

Lillie: Look outside dumbass.

Kurtis looks outside as they passed "WELCOME TO NEW YORK" sign. Kurtis had a huge grin on his face.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: FUCK YEAH! This was one long and great trip. We roll in style going to Madison Square Garden. That belt is as good as mine coming Sunday Night. I'm ready to take what is mine, and that is the EWE Championship. Alex Stone holds it, and I WANT IT! I'm not going to stop intill I get the belt in my arms. Extreme Connection are just some overated moth fuckers who don't deserve anything that goes there way.

Lillie looks at Kurtis, and raises an eyebrow.

Lillie: Did you just say...Extreme Connection are MOTH FUCKERS?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: YEAH I DID! This time I actually meant it, that aint no typo like last time when I forgot the R. I didn't write the E & R on purpose, but come on. Look at those guys, if they were stranded on an island, and couldn't do anything. They would fuck a month, no doubt about it.

Lillie: Oh okay. Didn't you say at Saturday Night ShowDown, you got a special surprise for everybody?

He just laughs when Lillie said that. Kurtis knew what it was and it would shock the hell out of everybody.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah, it's in my lockeroom at MSG right now, I only know what it is. I'm not letting any surprises out intill we get there.

Lillie: PARTY POOPER!

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Shut up Lillie.

Lillie: MAKE ME!

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I will...LATER!

Lillie: Yeah right.

Lillie laughed and went back to staring outside the window. K~Dawg turned on Hot 97 and Angie Martinez was on the radio.

Angie Martinez: Hey Everybody. I got a special treat for you. In an 2 hours or so. I got EWE Chaos Superstar stopping by for an interview before his big match at EWE Summerslam, so stay tuned everybody. It should be fun.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: That's game baby. I guess now everybody will be tuning here to hear that. Radio Show, To the arena, then the match Sunday Night. Everybody is soon to remember the name of Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter. The man that never gives up, the man the puts it all on the line, the man that will be the next EWE Champion, the man with more pride than anybody. It's going to happen, and it will be done.

The scene fades out as Kurtis arrives at the Hot 97 building. They both get out of the cadillac as Kurtis locks it and walks into the building.

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Well, it was almost coming close to EWE Summerslam 07. Kurtis & Lillie were in New York, and right now Kurtis was inside the studio with Angie Martinez for his Hot 97 radio show Interview. Lillie waiting outside watching the both of them.

Angie Martinez: Aight Kurtis. You ready homeboy?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Let's put this down homiegirl.

Angie Martinez: Aight everybody. Were going to hit you wit a jam now and when we get back. I interview EWE-Chaos Superstar mahself Kurtis Porter when we get back.

Angie hits a button that sends a song over the radio, the song was "Ayo Technology" 50 Cent ft Justin Timberlake & Timbaland. The song ended soon as it went back to Angie & Kurtis.

Angie Martinez: Aight. Were back. I'm sitting in da studio with Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter. Some of my listeners know him from EWE Wrestling. He's in the Elimination Chamber match for the EWE Championship, Kurtis this is a huge match for ya homie. You think you can pull it off?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Do I think I can pull this win off at Summerslam? I KNOW I CAN PULL THIS WIN OFF. I've been on the rise in EWE for awhile now, working my ass off in the ring, and putting asses in the seats. My fans have seen my ups and down in EWE, everybody has followed me in EWE and seen what I can do. I'm not stopping or quitting. The EWE Championship is what I need to set off my career at an all-time high. I've been International Champ, Tag Team Champ, Mid-East Champ, and TV Champion. I get the EWE Championship. That's going to be good.

Angie Martinez: Are you going to be able to handle the responsibilites of being EWE Champion?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh, no doubt about it. I already feel like the EWE Champion anyway. I've haven't had a day off from Chaos since December 4th, 2006, which means I've been in a match for Seven Straight months with a match. Look at me Angie, do I seem exhausted or really tired to you girl?

Angie Martinez: Na Dawg. You look aight homie.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Exactly my point Angie. I'm fine from where I stand. I haven't complaint about being in so many matches. I like the competition, I like the fact that everybody doubts that I can win every match i'm in, I like the fact that I'm always expected to lose, and I'm even enjoying the fact that nobody thinks I can win at the EWE Championship tomorrow night at EWE Summerslam. You know what they always say Angie.

Angie Martinez: What's dat Kurtis?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Proving people wrong is the best way to do it, and shawty. Summerslam, I'm about to prove awhole lot of peeps wrong when they see me win that. I'm going to see loving everybodies face when I'm backstage and I got the EWE Championship around my waist. I prove people wrong day by day. Chris Beniot did it when he won the WWE Championship, and I'm about to do the same.

Angie Martinez: It is true that you actually got some people pulling for you.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh dis be true. I got my homie Scotty Blaze, my good friends from Xplosion: (Danny Danger, Mr. Man, Predator), my mentors and coaches: (White Tiger & Android 18), and I even heard alittle talk from Rikku that she said if she doesn't win, she wants me too. I do got people who believe in me that I can actually pull this off, and it means awhole lot for me, the rest of the people who dont think I can do this, well, let's just say they are in a shock of a lifetime Angie. The Summerslam match tomorrow, I'm going all out. I'm entering 6th when my Chamber isn't locked anymore and I'm going to bust some heads and go to work. If I got to bite some ankles, and make em bleed, then shit, I'm going to do that.

Angie starts to burst out laughing, K~Dawg looks at her and raises an eyebrow. She regains her composure.

Angie Martinez: Wait so, you would ACTUALLY bite somebodies ankle in this match?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: DAMN STRAIGHT I WOULD! I'm K~Dawg baby, and I'm living up to the K~Dawg name. I'm relentless, I'm fierce and I can go crazy like a rabid rottweiler sometimes. It's going to be really dangerous in that match, and your looking at the guy that's going to make it even crazier. I'll bite an ankle, and I'll wait till the shit bleeds to stop biting it. I'm doing everything and everythang I can do win in this match. I had my eyes on that EWE Championship since I won back the International Championship at No Love Lost. I was getting advice from other people I was good enough to drop the International Championship and go straight foward onto the EWE Championship.

Angie Martinez: Wait a minute, so you lost to John Cena at Aftermath..ON PURPOSE?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: OH HELL NAW. John Cena just kicked my ass really badly and beat me for the title. He's been a better INT. Champ that I was anyway, the day after that. I got my thoughts together, and It was that time in point where I said to myself I should step it up really good and go for the EWE Championship, and that is what I'm exactly doing.

Angie Martinez: OH, I was about to call you a cheap bastard if you just dropped it.

K~Dawg laughed at that.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Damn Angie, you tell it like it is.

Angie Martinez: That's how I am. People dont like it, they can kiss my ass.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: PREACH ON MY SISTA!!! Speak the truth, but Na. Tha Dawg dont roll like dat. I wouldn't drop a title on purpose if I was offered a million dollars, or if somebody pointed a gun at my head. I would still hold onto dat.

Angie Martinez: You'd be on dead Dawg then.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Ah well, shit happens. I had a good life and great EWE Career.

Angie Martinez: Speaking of your EWE Career. I did my research, did you realize in your second career, you won 20 matches and lost 16 matches? That's totally better than your rookie year in EwE at 15-18

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh, I already knew that. I'm one of those guys who likes to keep track of what I do, and yeah from last year to this year has been an aight year for me. 2x International Champ, Tags, TV title-all in one year I did that, and I'm about to add on another win right before I goes into my 3rd year and with another title around my waist and become the next EwE Chaos Grand Slam winner. 35 Wins in EWE, that's freaking amazing, also along with 34 losses, which that sucks.

Angie Martinez: Your not counting the matches where it was a tag match or special match where you DIDN'T get pinned, or knocked over the top rope?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Nope.

Angie then starts to do the math in her hand, figuring that all out.

Angie Martinez: Well damn Kurtis. According to your record, you have had 69 matches in EWE, including tomorrow night would be 70, and the ones your not counting for your record. You could of have over 100 matches right now in EWE.

K~Dawg smiles.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: And I look foward to have 100 or 200 more. I'm in EWE for the long haul. I love dat place, and I'm never gonna leave it.

Angie Martinez: What if you get a better job offer?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I'm not going to take it. My passion is wrestling in EWE. That was builds my adrenaline every night. I walk out through that curtain and stage on that ramp to hear Tha Dawgs' Kru woofing it up for me every damn night. That feels pretty damn good. I work with alot of great wrestlers, even if some of them are douchebag assholes like Alex Stone & Johnny Chaos, but I got used to it afterawhile. I got the heart of a lion, it never gives up. I'm in EWE intill the day I die.

Angie Martinez: I hate to ask this next thing.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Come on Angie. Your show, your straight up. Ask away Shawty.

Angie Martinez: If your in EWE intill the day you die. What will happen if you never get the EWE Championship that you want? Is your career a waste then?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh hell naw. My career in EWE wouldn't be a waste if I never get the EWE Championship. Gold doesn't make the man, the man makes the gold. All I need to know I had a great career, and I'll just be one of those guys in wrestling that kicked ass, but never held the World Title around his waist. That's not going to tear me away from EWE, but trust me when I say dis Angie..I WILL GET THE EWE CHAMPIONSHIP! If not at Summerslam, it's going to be another time.

Angie Martinez: Aight, that's respectable.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Damn right it is.

Angie Martinez: Do you mind answering a few questions from the Hot 97 listeners?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh na, bring em on.

Angie Martinez: You heard da man everybody. You want to ask em some questions or just tell em something. Call the studio, and he'll answer them. We are about to take a radio break right now, so chill to some songs and listen to some commercials.

RADIO BREAK(SONGS & COMMERICALS)
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EWE Summerslam (COMMERICAL)
"Whine up" Kat DeLuna ft Elephant Man (SONG)
"Sexy Lady" Yung Berg ft Junior (SONG)

Angie Martinez: Aight, were back everybody, and damn Kurtis, look at the phone. People calling you just to talk to you.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Let's get it crackin' homegirl.

Angie presses the number 5 on the phone.

Angie Martinez: Yo, your on da air with Angie & K~Dawg. Who dis, and what you gots to say to K~Dawg?

Fan: OH MY GOD!!! I'M ON?

Angie Martinez: Yeah Girl, you are.

You could hear a really loud scream in the background.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh Damn!

Angie Martinez: Are you still there Caller? You didn't faint or nothing.

Fan: Yeah, I'm still on. I'm just a big fan of K~Dawg since his first few days in EWE. He's my favorite and supercute.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Well thanks for that shawty.

Fan: My name is Jessica, and I wanted to know how you feel about being in New York?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: New York is an awesome place. I love visiting this place when EWE comes to it, and I was really happen when I heard EWE.Com announce that Summerslam was going to be at Madison Square Garden. MSG is always the most raw and livest crowds ever. It's going to be aight wrestling there tomorrow night. I'm pumped already thinking about it.

Jessica: Thanks K~Dawg, and thank you Angie.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: No Problem.

Angie disconnects her, and presses 9 on the phone.

Angie Martinez: Your on da air with Angie & Kurtis. What's your name and question for K~Dawg?

Fan: Ay, My name is Kyle. Wat it dew K~Dawg?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Pretty aight. How's it kickin over by you Kyle?

Kyle: Just chilling. My question is. Are you even worried about any of your competitors in this match? If so, who?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Pretty good question. The only person I'm really worried about is Rikku. I know she is leaving EWE after the Elimination Chamber, but I know dat girl got some trick up her sleeve to get the EWE Title one last time before she leaves. Rikku is a legend in EWE, and she's a diva that deserves to go into the EWE Hall of Fame if I had my say about dat. Rikku could easily pull out the victory.

Kyle: Aight, thanks homie.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: No Problem Dawg.

Angie then disconnects him and hits number 5 on phone. Little did anyone know. This guy will be a doozy.

Angie Martinez: Your on the air with Angie & Kurtis. Who is dis and what is your question?

Caller: My name is Ben, and I'm not like any of those punk K~Dawg fans. I'm not a fan of you K~Dawg. I think your horrible in the ring.

Angie Martinez: WHOA!! Wait a minute.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Hold off Angie. Like it says, Let the Haters hate, so HATE ON BEN. Let me feel dat.

Ben: Screw you K~Dawg. You think you can win at Summerslam when you can barely win at a Pay Per View anyway? What's you Pay Per View record, like 5 and 11?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah it is.

Ben: SO you actually think you can win and bring home the EWE Title to Detroit?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yes I can, and I think I can.

Ben: I dont think you can. I dont think your going to win. Your going to get destroyed in the Elimination Chamber. Your getting all lucky wins, that's all you are you overated piece of garbage. You wont do nothing with your 6th Entry. My pick is Alex Stone, he's retaining.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Aight Ben. Tune into tomorrow night and I'll prove you wrong like everybody else. Keep hating on, it feeds me even more.

Ben: No doubt I will. I'm going to laugh my ass off when I see you get destroyed and not win the title.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: WE'LL SEE!

Angie disconnects the guy. She looks at K~Dawg.

Angie Martinez: Damn that was intense.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Trust me Angie. I HAD WORSE!

Angie Martinez: Well still, that was intense. Well anyway, our time is up. This was fun Kurtis.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah it was. I'll holla at cha sometime later down the road, probably next time I'm in New York.

Angie Martinez: Aight. Anything else you want to say to the listeners before you leave?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Sure. Yo er'body. Watch EWE Summerslam tomorrow night and watch yo' boi win da title. It's gon be off da chain homies. PEACE OUT DAWGS! WOOF WOOF!!

K~Dawg walked out of the studio, and walked into the lobby to see Lillie sitting on a couch watching tv.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You ready babygirl?

Lillie: Sure. How did it go in there?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Pretty cool. I had this one caller saying I wont win tomorrow night.

Lillie: It never stops for you, huh?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Nope, but I hope it never stops. I love it when everybody doubts me. It's fun when I win and see them shocked.

They keep walking intill they reached outside, they got into K~Dawg Cadillac, and buckled there seatbelts. Madison Square Garden was a few miles away.

Lillie: Let's go Kurtis. This is your time now. Your going to be EWE Champion tomorrow night.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: No doubt about it.

Kurtis drives off as he puts his cell phone earpiece in and dials 18's number, on two rings she picks it up.

18: What?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Well Damn, is that how you answer your phone?

18: Alright, Fine: Hi, how you doing? Now, what do you want?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Just calling to tell you that I'm almost at the arena.

18: THAT'S IT?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah.

18 hungs up on Kurtis. He just laughed about it. He didn't find it shocking she did that. He took out his earpiece and kept his eyes on the road.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Well, atleast I told her.

Lillie: You feeling nervous yet?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: DAMMIT! Will you stop asking me that? I'm not feeling nervous about this match. Just stop asking that. I wont feel nervous, I'm going to feel fine.

Lillie: Hey Kurtis.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: What Lillie?

Lillie: LOOK! MSG!



Apparently, Kurtis eyes were fixed on the road and he didn't notice MSG intill Lillie said something.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I love you Lillie.

Lillie: I know. I love you too.

Kurtis rolled up to the parking lot, and found a free space to park in. He stopped the cadillac and pulled the keys out of the ignition. They got out of the car as Kurtis got his bag. He then locked his cadillac. He stood there, breathing in the air surrounding MSG.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: AHH, that smells good.

They walked up to the door entrance. Kurtis holding it open for Lillie, then himself walks inside. He seen what it looked like backstage, you could tell there was tension. Everybody give eachother dirty looks, the groups hanging out, the divas actually trash talking.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Feels like home already.

Lillie: You bet, now lets get to your lockeroom.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yeah, so you can see my little-big surprise.

They started to walk to his lockeroom as he was suddenly stopped by Trixy as the scene faded.

OOC: DUN DUN DUNNN!!!!

[JOHNNY FK'N CHAOS]

looks like I arrived Fashionably late to the party lol

A Big Surprise

[JOHNNY FK'N CHAOS]

An Even Bigger Surprise

[Brad]

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[Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter™]

When Kurtis & Lillie were really close to his lockeroom, Trixy was able to catch up with them. She smiled at both of them.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Hey Lillie, look, it's Trixy.

Lillie: Why doesn't that surprise me?

Trixy just shrugs.

Lillie: Well, if your here to interview him like normal. I'll let you to be, I'll go hangout in the lockeroom.

Trixy: No, you don't have to Lillie. You can stay here, I might have a couple questions for you too.

Lillie: AWESOME!

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Well, don't you feel special Lillie.

Lillie: Shut up Kurtis.

Kurtis snickers alittle bit at Lillie, and then nods to Trixy giving her the heads up to go ahead with the interview.

Trixy: Alright Kurtis. First question now.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Shoot on Girl.

Trixy: What's going to be running in your mind when your locked in that chamber and you see everybody else wrestling & fighting for the EWE Championship.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Alot of things. I'm going to be running a strategy in my head how I'm going to beat some people up and get the EWE Championship. I'm going to figure out who should I take out as a target, and I'm going to know I'm about to do some major work in this match. It's about damn time somebody see's "Tha Dawg" from Detroit be the EWE Champion, and that time for it too be done tonight in that ring. It's been my destiny, my calling for awhile now, and I'm finally going to do it. I'm feeling really damn good right now, and my confidence is at 100% and I got a feeling your going to see a new EWE Champion tonight.

Lillie: This guy right now. My Boyfriend, the "Underated UnderDawg" Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter.

Trixy: Which brings me to my next question. Kurtis, you got alot of people pulling for you, and even in the predictions. How are you still even the UnderDawg in this match?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I may not be the underdawg anymore in this Elimination Chamber match, but watch what happens when I'm about to win the title tonight. I dont think anybody will think I can actually pull off a successful title defense.

Trixy: Do you think you could pull off a successful title defense versus somebody?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Oh without a doubt. Hell yeah I could. Some people may not be confident with me being EWE Champion, but I know I can do it. I know in the past when I held a title I always lost them on the first defense, with the exception at Wrestlemania 4 when I was International Champion when I faced Slade, but this is a whole new different ball game for me. If I say I'm going to do it, then DAMMIT, it's going to be done. Some of these guys in the back may not believe me, but I'm going to show them, and I'm going to show everybody. You know what, I got a message for everybody.

Trixy: Go ahead, your time, your rp.

Kurtis looked dead on into the camera.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Hate me all you want, doubt me all you will, but in the end. Er'body will be in fo' the shock of there lives when I win the EWE Championship. I, Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter will not..WILL NOT!! fucking stop intill I get the EWE Title in my arms. Alex Stone will NOT be walkiing out the champion. Stone, you could be gone when I enter the ring, but if your still in this match. I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU DOWN!! I will beat the shit out of you. You stand in my way of glory? Then man.

Kurtis gets a smirk on his face, and not a good smirk at all. The kind of smirks a mass murderer has on when they kill somebody.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: YOUR ABOUT TO BE DONE IN THE CHAMBER IF I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! Your da champion, I want that gold around my waist. I'm about to seek & destroy, and it's going to be fun.

Lillie: WHOA! Baby, calm down.

Trixy: Yeah Kurtis. Your drooling now.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I am K~Dawg afterall.

Trixy: Well anyway. Earlier you said you would work on a strategy in your head while waiting in the Chamber. Care to explain what kind of strategy you would use?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I would tell you, then I would have to kill you.

Lillie: KURTIS!!!

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: What? I was kidding around, damn. My strategy: Just wait till my turn is on, then once my chambers opens..GO TO WORK ON EVERYBODY who is in cell at the time. Hit everybody from left & right, take out everybody. Turn up the offense and stay on the defense. I'm never been more focused ever in a big match like this. Everybody keeps asking me if I'm nervous, and trust me..I AINT, and I wont be going into this match. I'll be ready, and once I hear my theme blast. I'll go out to that ring, with Tha Kru woofing it up for me, get locked in my chamber and wait. I'll just be staring at everybody who's in the ring. Caged up dawgs aren't too pretty, we get hungry fast.

Lillie: And trust me Trix. He's hungry for the EWE Title.

Trixy: I can tell. You up for a game of word association..EWE STYLE, Kurtis?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Ummm, sure.

Trixy: I'll say a name of one of your opponents in the Elimination Chamber, and you say whatever comes in your mind about them.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Aight, I feel dat.

Lillie: OOOH, this should be interesting.

Lillie grabs a nearby chair, and some popcorn, and listens.

Trixy: First name, Rikku.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: She's sweet, funny, adorably cute, but dont let any of that confuse you. I know Rikku has something really good planned up her sleeve to get the win at the Elimination Chamber. I just can't let that happen.

Trixy: Jeff Jarrett.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I got respect for Jarrett. He's a great wrestler from what he's done in the ring, but he's an old man who can't get it done in the ring anymore. He needs to retire and let the youngstars to get the taste of glory. I dont have a problem eliminating him in this match. I want gold, and I'm going to get it. I'm going to be like a brick wall in this match..NOTHING WILL FACE ME or STOP ME!.

Trixy: Alex Stone.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Alex Stone is an asshole who thinks he's better than everybody stepping into the ring. He thinks he like a god in the ring who can get it done? Yeah right, he enters the ring first and faces Assassin as they are Number 1 & 2. He might not even be in the match when I enter. The little stunt he pulled at Saturday Night ShowDown was bullshit. He'll pay.

Trixy: Johnny Chaos.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Johnny is a douchebag. I finally proved I can beat him a few weeks ago. He wants to say it was a fluke, fuck it, he can say that, but I can do it again and I'll do it tonight. He will be one of the guys I'll get past in the match. I am the "Extreme Connection Killa", "the man with the plan", "the man with the heart of a lion", and my glory with come tonight

Trixy: Last, but not least. Assassin

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: This aint 2005 anymore Assassin, the competition isn't anymore. Assassin is past his prime and needs to retire..FOR GOOD, and I'm just the guy to help you out with doing that. Assassin, your time is over and your not walking out the champ. Undisputed Championship? Your kidding me right. I took out yo' boi Slade Craven out four STRAIGHT times, and I'll take you out too.

Trixy: Okay, that was nice.

Lillie: And Awesome.

Lillie put back the chair, and throwout the rest of the popcorn.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Anymore questions?

Trixy: Yeah actually, but this one goes to Lillie.

Lillie: yay!

Trixy: Are you entering the Divas Battle Royal tonight?

Lillie: Not really. I'm only here to support Kurtis tonight and watch him win the EwE Championship. I'm not wrestling tonight.

Trixy: Oh okay. Thanks for the time. Good luck Kurtis.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Thanks Trix.

Trixy smiled and went with her marry way, skipping down the hall. Kurtis & Lillie were a few feet away from the lockeroom, but Kurtis suddenly heard somebody yell out..

??: HEY KID!

Kurtis turned out and seen the guy he seen the shirt, and looked back up at the guy.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Slug?

Sean Lewis: Live and in person man.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You look....different man.

Lillie steps away so she could let them two talk, but watches the whole thing.

Sean Lewis: That's what retirement does to you.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I'll keep that in mind. What are you doing here?

Sean Lewis: You didn't see the ring promo?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Na man. I didn't.

Sean Lewis: I'm back in EWE man. I'm back at the biggest block party of the summer.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: OH, that's awesome. Glad to have ya back man.

Sean Lewis: It's good to be back. Well anyway, you got the biggest match of your career in a few hours. You up for it?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yo, totally I am. I feel like I can do this and get past everybody else and be EWE Champion. I can be a great champ if you get what I mean.

Sean Lewis: Yeah I do. You got the heart of a champion, that's for damn sure.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Never give up, never stop, never quit. Stay on the attack, and dont let anybody take the advantage.

Sean Lewis: You got that right. I was World Champion, and you can be EWE Champion. I know you can do it, and alot of other people do.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Thanks homie.

Sean Lewis: Alright, I just wanted to wish you good luck tonight kid. Do some damn work in that ring.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I will.

Sean walks away, maybe going searching for either Rikku or 18, who knows.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: K~Dawg, EWE Champion, That's.....

??: Not going to happen.

Lillie seen who it was standing behind K~Dawg when he seen that. She didn't want anypart of that, so she walked over to Kurtis' lockeroom door, waiting. Kurtis turned around and seen Johnny Chaos standing there. Kurtis looked at him and shook his head.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Johnny F*cking Chaos.

Johnny Chaos: The Extreme One, and Kurtis. You actually think you can walk out the champion?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Yes I do.

Johnny Chaos: That's the funniest shit I heard all day. You actually think you can beat me for the Championship in the chamber?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: I did it a few weeks ago.

Johnny Chaos: THAT WAS A FLUKE, and it will never happen again.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: We'll see about that when your eliminated from the match and I'm the only one standing tall with the EWE Championship around my waist.

Johnny Chaos: In your dreams Kurtis. This is a Chaos world, and I'll be walking out the EWE Champion. Your not even good enough to win the belt. Your going to choke under pressure, right when you think you won, it goes all wrong.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You see, that's where you all wrong. I wont choke, and I know what exactly I'm going to do, and if your in the ring at the sametime as me. I'll take you out again.

Johnny Chaos: Yeah, okay you loser. We'll see about it tonight.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: We will. Get ready Chaos, I'm coming full strength. You got five hours to get ready.

Johnny Chaos: Yeah, whatever you say. Just remember where the ring is.

Out of nowhere. There was a loud scream that came from K~Dawgs lockeroom. IT WAS LILLIE.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: SHIT!

Kurtis runs away from Johnny as he stands there laughing. He opens up his door really fast.

SCENE TWO: Mini Surprises.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: LILLIE! What's the matter. I heard you scream

Lillie: THAT!

The camera seen a small dude humping a picture of Lillie that was hanging up in the lockeroom. Kurtis smirked, that was his surprise.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: HEY!! Mini~Dawg. STOP!

Lillie: Mini~Dawg?

Mini~Dawg turns around to see them both, he kicks up his leg like the Karate Kid. K~Dawg walks over to him.



Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Lillie, this is my mini sidekick now. He's the special surprise I've been saying since Saturday Night ShowDown. Mini~Dawg.

Lillie: HE'S A PERVERT!

Mini~Dawg then runs up to Lillie, and starts to hump her leg. K~Dawg smacks him in the head.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: BAD Mini~Dawg BAD! You dont do that, only I do that.

Lillie: Explain to me why you got a mini sidekick now?

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Because I thought it would be awesome to have one. Bad things, he humps the divas alot, and likes to drink out of the toilet.

Mini~Dawg: Yo, I'm Mini~Dawg 3 foot nine and ten inch dick.

Lillie: Oh, well, isn't that nice for you.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Get use to him Lillie, he's going to be hanging out with us..ALOT!

Lillie: Oh dear lord.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Man, when you screamed. I ran so fast in here, I thought you were being attacked by somebody who I was facing tonight.

Lillie: No, he freaked me out.

Mini~Dawg: It's okay pretty lady.

Kurtis just laughed about that.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Get to know eachother, because I'm about to head out to the ring.

Lillie: NO!! Don't leave me.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: It'll be fine Lillie. He trys another, roll up a newspaper and hit him. That works, but for now..SEE YA!

Kurtis walks out of the lockeroom, he starts walking and hears Lillie scream.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: You got to be kidding me. Oh well.

K~Dawg then gets to the curtain and waits.

SCENE THREE: Trash Talk is fun.

Madison Square Garden goes dark, red & silver strobe light begins to flash around, then soon finally "Cocky" by Kid Rock blasts, but not only the show..HE FINALLY GOT A TITANTRON.

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Tazz: We'll look at that. His own Titantron.

J.Steele: It looks pretty good. Nice unveiling at Summerslam.

Soon, the strobe lights stop as Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter steps out from the curtain and begins to walk down the ramp. Slapping Tha Kru's hands as he gets into the ring.

Tazz: K~Dawg is in a very good mood tonight Steele.

J.Steele: No doubt he would be. Big match coming in a few hours.

The camera cuts back to Kurtis, who was standing the middle of the ring with a mic in hand. He first looked up at the Chamber raised up on the catwalk, he smiled alittle bit. He put the mic to his mouth.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: YOOO YOOOO YOOOOO, Madison Square Garden..WHERE THA KRU AT? HOLLA AT CHA BOI!

[glow=red,2,300]TDK: WOOF WOOF WOOF![/glow]

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Aight, you guys are fucking live as hell tonight. It's raw as hell tonight. You all see the Chamber raised up, the EWE Championship that is what it's all about. One man enters the chamber the champion, five other people try to defeat him, and only one man walks out the champion, and sure as hell wont be Alex Stone.

The fans go nuts for K~Dawg, they sure as hell want to see him as EWE Champion. The EWE Championship suddenly pops up on the titantron. K~Dawg stares at it.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: That's the belt that has been calling my name for awhile now and I'm finally going to get and Madison Square Garden is going to witness it. This is the place where all the great things have happened and your able to see another special thing happen tonight when "Tha Dawg" comes out ontop of the world with the EWE Gold around his waist. I'm walking out da champion and this is nothing stopping me. Tha Kru is about to see K~Dawg do some major damage in this match, people are going to be hurt, they are going to be bleeding, and sure as hell they wont walk out of this match in the best shape, but I'm going to be the one left standing, raising high the EWE Championship, something I've worked so damn hard for. It's been a long journey of mine to get where I am. I'm ontop of the ladder I need to be and there isn't anybody that can knock me down.

The titantron then shows the rest of the five in small boxes: Rikku, Stone, Chaos, Assassin, Jarrett.

Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter: Everybody get a good look at all of them, none of them will be walking out the champion. I'll make sure nobody from Extreme Connection doesn't, that's fo' damn sure. I'll see you all tonight, the one to be standing tall..ME!!!

"Cocky" blares once again, as Kurtis leaves the ring and goes backstage. All the people that K~Dawg is close with all come up and wish him goodluck as the scene faded out.

OOC: Another Four Hour rp

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