OOC Notes: It's kinda short.. I thought about doing another scene, but I honestly think it's perfect the way it is.. also not posting it in my layout cuz Gaz ain't online and I don't feel like waiting..
Scene One - How It Really Went Down. [/color][/u][/b]
We kick off our scene inside of what seems to be an apartment-like building, but a sign that reads "BJ Hotels" proves otherwise, that the building is a hotel.. the scene cuts to one of the rooms inside of the hotel, in which Predator sits on a bed in his boxers watching Spongebob. Suddenly, the room's door opens which startles Predator, but the man who steps in is Danny Danger, which calms him down.You Look Funny || Predator"Dude! Don't scare me like that!"
Danny looks at Predator confused..The Addiction || Danny Danger"Like what? What'd I do?"
You Look Funny || Predator"You know that if word gets out I love Spongebob people won't see me as intemidating.."
Danny laughs and sits down a small plastic bag. He takes out some DVD cases, which Predator looks at..You Look Funny || Predator".. AWO: Best of Gino Knoxx, A True Rollercoaster Ride: The Ciaran Michaels Story... um.. Mean Girls?
Danny looks at Predator, wide-eyed.The Addiction || Danny Danger"Yeah.. um.. I got it for Ariel."
Danny snatches the Mean Girls DVD away from Predator.You Look Funny || Predator"Whatever you say, Danny.. I'm gonna take a shower than take a look at the Ciaran and Gino DVDs later."
The Addiction || Danny Danger"Alright, have a good one."
Predator picks up a magazine which has bands like All That Remains on the cover, as well as some moisturizer..You Look Funny || Predator"Oh I will!!!"
Predator smiles and goes into the bathroom/shower as Danny looks on like WTF... he then picks up Mean Girls and puts it in a DVD player..The Addiction || Danny Danger"Noone has to know..."
He presses play and it starts in the middle of the movie, where we see a black haired chick talking to her class/teacher from her desk with a piece of paper in her hand..Chick From Mean Girls || Gretchen"...Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh?
For one person to be said to have carried the tag team when the other did the work?! Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just STAB CAESAR!"
Danny laughs..The Addiction || Danny Danger"..ain't that the truth!"
He laughs again and looks into the camera..The Addiction || Danny Danger".. so, I didn't beat K~Dawg. Oh well, he's still a bitch who's gonna fuck up in the Chamber, and also deserves no more of my time. That was Showdown, can't cry over spilled milk. This week is Summerslam, the "Biggest Party of the Summer"... ya know, for a fed who claims; We Don't Need The Name WWE To Survive, we sure do use one or two of their names... but I'm not here to talk about EWE's originality, or lack there of, oh no no no, I'm here to talk about the two men me and my hetero lifemate Predator will meet inside the squared circle, and it'll be for our EWE Undisputed Tag Team Championships.
"Now you'd expect that we'd be fighting someone who's earned it, right? Someone who has worked hard for the shot right? Wrong. We're gonna take on Has-Been-Fest 2007, in the form of Gino Knoxx and Ciaran Michaels. Now Gino I know, somewhat, because I once tag teamed with him against Shawn Ashlocke and Dan Taylor. We trained hard, possibly the hardest I have ever trained, all to get ready for it; and we won. But ya see, that was then, and this is now. And in the now, Gino you are nothing.
"Think I'm blowing smoke? Let's look at the facts. At one point, sure, you were great. In that AWO thingy you did, you were pure pwnage. But now? Now, you are many things, and great is FAR from ANY of them. At times, you're a no-shower.. at other times, you are like Cabbage junior, in which you get HUGE chances, but let them slip away like sand through your fingers. Example? Retribution. They set you up as the special enforcer.. hell you had more things going for you on Xplosion than me and Predator combined, even though we actually took the time to show.. yet, guess who's bitch ass couldn't hack it and went back to Chaos? You're right, it's the very man me and Predator face this Sunday.
"Gino, you make me sick, you stand for everything I fucking hate. People who get what they get because of their name and not their talent. And now, to add onto the giant list of "Things That Are Handed To Me On A Silver-Fucking-Platter", you are getting a tag title shot, when you have done what exactly? Anything? ANYTHING?!... haha, exactly. Hell, last tag match you were in you did what? Whip out the greatest RP ever? Hardly.. RP at all? Nope. You no showed and left Ciaran to do all of the work, with yo bitchass.
"And, speaking of bitchasses, the other half of this shitty ass team is Ciaran Michaels. I really don't know much about him to be honest, he's before my time. Though, me being the EWE Dork that I am, I have done my history and have a pretty good understanding of him. For one, he's been here for ages, and has done some notable things. Mid-Eastern champ, All American champ, as well as beating a few big names, though now ain't the time to get into that..
"..Ciaran, you're like Gino Knoxx in a sense, only not to that quite of an extreme. In Gino's case, he either does nothing or close to it. You, most of the time, actually give a shit. But still, what have you done to deserve a Tag Team title shot? Since when is losing to some black guy who thinks he's a king and some white guy with perhaps the biggest chin ever considered to be a GOOD thing?.. if anyone deserves the shot, it's Booker and Edge, not you two.. but no, since you challenged, you get the shot right?.. psh, man what's Jay smoking!... I kinda want some!
"But hey, ya never know. Maybe, just maybe, those two can get their shit together long enough to take these belts away from us.. maybe they can show people they're a force to be reckoned with... but if they don't they'll pull a White Tiger and prove everything I've said to be nothing less than the God Honest truth. It could go either way, which is why you need to expect nothing less than an all out fight. Two want to take them, and two want to keep them, which is why this match will own, or should anyway.
"But the reason why I and all my little Addicts out there think I will win is simple. I am Danny Danger. I am the Addiction. I am the Future of this business, while Knoxx and Michaels are the past. I am the one man here that does not Fear The Reaper. Death will come when it does, and until then I live fast, and I fight hard. And above all else, I am one half of the World Tag champs. And if you two think that jumping off something is a risk I am not willing to take in order to win this match, think again, because these belts mean more to me than anything else here at the moment. Ciaran you bring all the scenes in the world, and Knoxx you write the longest shit you can muster, because it ain't gonna mean shit.
"So kiddies, let's see what you've learned today.. what happens when you take two has-beens, a tag title match, two young rising stars in their prime, and the Biggest Party of the Summer?... complete and udder annihilation, that's what."
Danny stands up and walks over to a CD player and puts on "A Thousand Miles", reminiscing of his younger days, but not long after he does this a knock is heard on the hotel door. Danny goes over to it and opens it, and sees the other two members of the Saints, Blue Panther and Dylan Styles, standing at the door.The Addiction || Danny Danger"Hey guys, what's up?"
He's Money || Dylan Styles"Gah, ask Mr. Linkin Park over here.. he's been bragging about that gay ass concert he went to all week."
1 RP Limit || Blue Panther"I can't help it! What I've Done has such a great meaning! It should be our theme song!.. no, it IS our theme song!"
The Addiction || Danny Danger"For the last time, you're not the leader.."
1 RP Limit || Blue Panther"Why not?"
The Addiction || Danny Danger"Because you like Linkin Park... are you guys hungry?"
He's Money || Dylan Styles"Oh man, I'm starving! Does this place have room service?"
Danny shrugs and tosses Dylan the BJ Hotels menu.. he looks at it, confused..He's Money || Dylan Styles"All it says is that I'm lame and don't have a life."
He then throws the menu down..The Addiction || Danny Danger"Hmm.. how about Micky D's?"
Dylan and Panther like the idea..1 RP Limit || Blue Panther"What about Pred?"
The Addiction || Danny Danger"Ha, I gave him acid before he woke up, he's probably tripping about some chick who he thinks looks funny."
All three laugh and head out of the room as the scene fades out.[/center]
