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Post by Jay on Aug 22, 2007 5:06:23 GMT -5
Deadlines:Pacific: Sunday - 10 P.M. Mountain: Sunday - 11 P.M. Central: Sunday/Monday - Midnight Eastern: Monday 1 A.M. U.K.: Monday 6 A.M.RolePlay Limits[/u] Max Number of RolePlays: 4 Max Length of each RolePlay: 3k(3,000) Words[/size] RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day MUST HAVE ONE ROLEPLAY UP BEFORE DL DAY IF YOU WANT TO DO MORE THEN ONE
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Post by Brett Unknown on Aug 22, 2007 14:06:02 GMT -5
((ooc: Ill use my LAYOUT NEXT RP)) ~STUNNING A YOUNG STUNNA~
The scene opens up at BZ Radicals home. There he, Zach Adamz & Kara are sitting on a couch watching a TNA (Total Nonstop Action) Wrestling DVD. The match is from TNA iMPACT and it is on the best of the TNA X-Division 2. It is a world x cup match, Team USA (Alex Shelley & Sonjay Dutt) verses Team Japan.
BZ Radical:: Ohhh, right here is awesome where shelley hits the Shellshock onto that jap after sonjay hits an elbow drop on him! It owns!
Just then on the DVD, Sonjay Dutt hits an elbow drop fallowed by Shelley hitting a Shellshock on the team japan member Gotto. Zach Adamz looks up from the DVD and glares at BZ.
Zach Adamz:: Man! BZ why must you fuck up these things! You just totaly spoiled it for me! I have never seen this so stop!
BZ seems to ignor one hundred percent of what Adamz just said and not even pay attention to a word that he had said as BZ keeps watching the wrestling match.
BZ Radical:: Ohh! Watch this right here! Its where Shelley hits a gut buster...or inverted backcracker, whatever. And sonjay hits a springboard moonsult and crushes that other jap guy on Shelleys knee's!
Just as BZ says Alex Shelley hits the modified gutbuster as Sonjay hits a running springboard moonsult crushing the victims guts into Alex knee's
Zach Adamz:: DAMNIT BZ!! What did I just say!
BZ Radical:: Ohh! And right here Shelley hits a sliced bread and sonjay hits his finisher and Team USA beats team japan and takes the lead in the world X Cup!
Zach Adamz:: Motherfucker!
Kara:: -Sighs- Zach buddy you just gotta get used to it. With BZ he all ways does that. Even as kids we couldnt watch fucking BARNEY with out him telling us how it ended or whats going to happen.
Not paying attention to a word that Kara or Zach had talked about BZ sits up straight and starts to talk aloud to the two of them.
BZ Radical:: Man! Shelley used to own... BUt now Shelley is just a freak who has sex with little kids...or wants to anyway... err... his handler does anyway. Its a shame Shelley used to own.......Speaking of owning!!
Kara:: Huh?
Zach Adamz:: Who is speaking of owning?
BZ Radical:: Well no one. But now that you mention it I am totaly going to own Damon at SummerSlam! Hands down!
Kara:: BZ! Get real! you have got to stop thinking sooo much of yourself! I mean yeah you beat Shockly at ShowDown last Saturday. And sure you have been The EWE Pure champ before but that doesnt mean you can just think you will win this match verses Damon James. I mean hell He might beat you...again.
Zach Adams:: Yeah dude your sis is right.
BZ Radical:: Wow! wow! wow! Whats this all about? Beat me again!? If I may recall I have never in the face of wrestling history even had a match with Damon James! What is this about him beating me again now?
Zach Adams:: Well... I guess he has never beaten you in a match up. But technicaly he beat you at ShowDown last saturday.
BZ looks at his tag team partner Zach Adams a little confused. He starts to think that maybe Zach is a complete retard. Then he remeber his owner is Jordan so he starts to think this is true but then again Zach Adams he supposed to be the smart one of the group. Or at leats a calm one.
BZ Radical:: Wow now! Whats this all about! Huh? If I may recall It was BZ Radical verses Mike Shockly at ShowDown! Not BZ Radical vereses Damon James!
Kara:: True. But Damon james was the special ref and If I recall he locked you into the....uhhh.....Punk lock hold thing....What ever the case he made you tap out at showdown!
BZ Radical:: Stop being retarded! I mean...ummm.... Yeah maybe I may have tapped out to the ref. But thats only because he cheap shotted me. And hey! If I recall I had pinned Mike Shockly for like 33 seconds!
Zach Adams:: Umm. Bz it was more like 12 seconds. not 33 seconds.
BZ turns to look at his tag team partner Zach Adams. He has kind of a look of disbelife on his face.
BZ Radical:: Dude? Really now! Why bring that up now. Now when im tyring to get over as the cool smart dude in the RP. Really Zachery? Really. Why?
Zach Adams:: Uhh..Yeah. Anywayyyyyyy.....Back to the fucking RP!
Kara:: Look BZ. The bottom line is that you tapped to Damon James and if your not carefull you might tap at summerslam to....hell you probably will. And besides it wouldnt hurt to take you down a few pegs.
BZ stares at his older sister, Kara for a moment. While Zach sits on the couach with a bag of popcorn that randomly apperaed from....well only god knows. He seems to be injoying the argument because the DVD seems to have stoped.
BZ Radical:: You are the worst manager ever!
Kara:: Hey! Shut up you little thumbsucker!
BZ gasp at the last remark made by Kara.
BZ Radical:: -BIG GASP!- Yooouuuuu BITCH!
Zach spits some popcorn out and starts to laugh slightly.
Kara:: Well its true!
Zach Adams:: Nooooo.....Noooo way. BZ you suck your thumb!? Thats fucking HI-Lare-I-ous!
BZ Radical:: All right all right all right all right! I did... But not anymore! I used to when I was a little kid. Its was addicting. But I havent in a looooooonnnngggg timmmmmmeee. I was 9 when I stoped! But people lets get back on topic here. It seems the RP has drifted away ever so slightly....hell it got wayyyy off topic. Its supposed to be about my match verses Damon James this sunday! so lets get back on topic
Kara:: Ok. Looks BZ the bottom line is you are facing The young stunna! For the Pure title at SummerSlam this sunday. You have to be focused. You have to be ready. Bevause the kid aint gonna hold back. And im sure he doesnt want to be like you and go and lose his Pure title int he first title defence he has.
Zach and BZ both gasp
Zach Adams:: OHHHHH NOOOO SHEEEE DIDNTTT!
BZ Radical:: Ok screw it! You know what I dont wanna take this right now. I'm going for a walk! Come on Zach. I wanna talk to you about a name change.
Both Zach and Kara let out a sigh at the same time
Zach Adams:: Nooooooooooooo!!!!
Kara:: No! You little bastard your sticking with BZ RADICAL! Your not going to mother fucking change your name again!! its only been like two weeks. Not again
BZ Radical:: No! Not for me. For me and Zachs team, you no, The New Shit. I was thinking about a name change last night. Somthing cool.
Zach Adams:: Huh? Well whats wrong with, The new shit? I like it. Its awesome! and different
BZ shurgs
BZ Radical:: I dunno. I was kind of just thinking maybe somthing cooler like how pred and your other character, the one you use. Danny Danger. There name is "THE CHAOTIC SAINTS". I was thinking we should have somthing cool like that.
Zach Adams:: Dependes. Pitch me your name idea. If its ood maybe.
BZ Radical:: I dunno I was thinking somthing like one of these two. A, The Ministry Of Mayhem. Or B, The Anarchy Cartel's. I personaly like the Anarchy Caretl's best. So which one?
Zach Adams:: i cant answer that BZ.
BZ Radical:: Huh? But why not dude?
Zach Adams:: Because You, the real you is using me. Not jordan you are! I cant answer that because Jordans not using me.
[/color] BZ slaps himself in the head.BZ Radical:: Ohhhh! Right. l-O-l. I forgot completley. My bad. But anyways I dont want to go for that walk anymore then. I'm calmed down now.Kara:: Hey! I have been left out of a chunk of this RP! Are you forgetting me or somthing!?BZ Radical:: Wha?! Oh yeah sorry. My bad. But seriosuly we have got to start writting about the match verses Damon James for sunday.Kara:: Well how much more time do you have on the computer to write your RP?BZ Radical:: Well lets see now. It's currently 1 oh clock in the afternoon. And im stuck at the school untill 6 oh clock when my mom comes back home from work and i cant leave the school.... so about 6 hours.Zach's eyes widden up.Zach Adams:: Wowerz! Thats a lot of time to write an RP. Man your gonna have the best RP you have ever written in the history of...of.... of well ever in your wrestling e-fed career! You can totaly own Damon this sunday at Summerslam!BZ shrugs slightly.BZ Radical:: Meh. You would think that huh? But i will probaly spend like 2 or 3 hours playing the fucking impossible quiz on addicting games.---2 HOURS LATTER---[/B] Zach Adams:: Huh? Wow! What the hell just happened here?!BZ Radical:: Huh? Oh sorry I went on addicting games and played the impossible quiz.Zach Adams:: For two hours?!BZ ShrugsBZ Radical:: Well know. I played for an hour. Then got launch at the resturaunt across the road. Went back and hung out at the skatepark for a bit. Went to use the computer at the libary but it was taken so now Im paying for my time at the computer room. 3 bucks an hour.Zach Adams:: What!! 3 dollers an hour. Thats just fucking insane! your being robbed! crime wave crime wave!BZ Radical:: Yeah but what are you going to do?Zach Adams:: Well you could....Just then police sirins are heard and a police man starts to talk on a mega phone to themPolice Man:: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!Zach Adams::BZ Da fuck!?POILCE MAN:: HURRY UP!! WE WILL SHOOTBZ Radical:: Uhhh....Just a second!!Kara:: Huh?! BZ!BZ Radical:: What! I was board! Besides they could want anything. just watch. I'l fool em!BZ puts his head out the windowBZ Radical::No! Your looking for Damon James. He is the guy who ramed your car and busted the windows.POLICE MAN:: Really?BZ Radical:: Really!POLICE MAN:: All right men lets move out and find Damon James. BZ truns back from the window and hops back down with Zach and KaraBZ Radical:: Ok fuck this! I gotta pay to use these computers. And right now Ima just going to lay the message out to let Damon know why the hell he is going lose!Kara:: Where all ears BZ.Zach Adams:: Let er rip!BZ Radical:: Dude this aint beyblades!Zach Adams:: No shit R-Tard! IM playing Beyblades...with myself.BZ Radical:: What ever! The bottomline is iv been wrestling for two years and held like a zillion titles. This guy has been champion like what once in his career? And if he thinks he has what it takes he is miss taken! Im taking this match to a whole new level and his pure title run will soon run out at my hands! You no why? Its because the young stunna is gonna get stuned!Kara:: To Cocky!BZ Radical:: FUCK YOU!With that the scene fades out with kara a little shocked he didnt go out on his usual ending quote as Zach is just playing beyblades with him sel fin the corner..so its hard and shit.[/CENTER]
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Post by "The Young Stunna" Damon James on Aug 23, 2007 16:25:48 GMT -5
The scene opens up in the backstage area Damon James is walking around the fans seeing him on the titantron cheer for the Pure Champion. Damon then walks around and gets stopped by Kelly.Kelly: Damon can I get an interview please?Damon: Well why not?Kelly: So you have your first defense at the biggiest party of the summer at SUMMERSLAM against BZ Radical. You think you can beat him?Damon: This is what I think Kelly. I think anyone could beat anyone at any GIVEN TIME! What you need to know Kelly is that BZ Radical is just some arrogant little punk who thinks he is god's gift. He sits there watching his little TNA Matchups ruining them for his associates who never seen them. If it were me he was ruining matches for I'ld shut him up BELIEVE ME! He's as arrogant as Nate who I heard lately bitched up and walked out. BEFORE I COULD GET REVENGE ASWELL! The fuckin coward. BZ Radical he has no idea who he even is. He's changed his damn name more times than Paris Hilton has dropped for a guy and THAT'S ALOT OF DAMN TIMES! Now let's go to the reality of things. BZ Radical you beat Mike Shockly a guy who has been a thorn in my side, Scotty Blaze's side before we even entered EWE. There was a third man who Shockly was against, but the 3rd man isn't a factor yet. BZ Radical he has talent I can obviously expect a better match than I got when I faced Alter-Nate. For starters I don't think since I joined as Scotty Blaze that BZ has edited out any of his rps just changed his name a few times here and there.Kelly: Hold on did you actually just go out of character for a roleplay?Damon: Hey shit happens especially when you party naked.Kelly: I thought this was your straight edge character though?Damon: It is, but enough OOC let's get back in character now.Kelly: Damon now what are your predictions for EWE SummerSlam?Damon: First great thing happening Brutality the big ugly ass you need a wrecking ball to take down motherfucka takes out the trash that is Alter-Nate. Well I also see Sterling James Keenan GOD THAT IS A COOL NAME! Back to the topic I see him beating his former partner Chris Zero and I will have the honor of defending against him as he'll have the honor of facing a wrestler as pure an athlete as me. BZ you are going to experience a match that you thought wouldn't be possible. You take on a pure wrestler not no phony gimmick shit. You take on someone of the likes of Dean Malenko sure I may not be THAT GREAT, but hey I'm young I'll be there. I'm 20 I held my first piece of wrestling gold when I was 17! IN my ROOKIE YEAR! There were guys of my caliber when I was only a mere rookie, but now here I'm a veteran of the ring at only 20. I based my career to be of the likes of great inring technicians like Malenko, Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Bob Backlund, Chris Jericho, and CM Punk! Sure I only named those who were on the mainbrand force of wrestling WWE. There are still others who I'ld like to be like inside the ring. People like Petey Williams, Chris Sabin, Samoa Joe, and other greats like that.Kelly: What about wrestlers like Goldberg, Abyss, and Scott Steiner?Damon: To tell you the truth. Scott Steiner used to be a REAL WRESTLER then he started the Hogan way of wrestling DON'T WRESTLE and juice up on steroids. Look like you can do it when you truely CAN'T! Then Abyss he is nothing more than a cheap knockoff of Mankind and Kane when he dawned the mask. Not that those two were technical enough to be mentioned either. It doesn't matter you can be part of Ring of Honor and there will still be a few suckas who aren't real wrestlers walking around. That was what Bill Goldberg the master of BORING! WWE tried to call Lance Storm boring? He is possibly one of the greatest technicians there was in the business and to call him boring? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT? BZ your not facing no shit gimmick, no shit wrestler, or a man who is even worth shit. You are facing a PURE WRESTLER! A GIMMICKLESS WRESTELR! a man who is worth PURE GOLD! I am "The Young Stunna" Damon James. Now I want to finally clear up something the rumors of me getting arrested for being drunk were false. The man who was responsible was well your Mid Eastern Champion over on Chaos. He has had numerous arrests like that in the past 5 years themself. He would of fit in with the old ECW ALRIGHT where I would fit in somewhere more like Ring of Honor. BZ this isn't about who is stronger, or smarter. It's about who is TRUELY the better wrestler. We are going to bring EWE a taste of TRUE CLASS WRESTLING to the fans. They are going to see shit they haven't seen since Bret Hart and Bob Backlund's fued or Dean Malenko taking on Chris Benoit in their many matches. Hell it could even be like Angle against Jericho or Angle against Benoit or Jericho against Benoit that's how technical this match is going to get BZ. You won't find a man who rather go hold for hold trying to make the guy tap out more than me. I am the future of Xplosion and will prove it with a REAL SUBMISSIONIST STYLE BACKGROUND that never failed me BEFORE! So BZ you can rename your tag team. You can change your name to I hate Alter-Nate. Hell I'll be I hate Alter-Nate #2, Brutality can be I hate Alter-Nate #3, James Cena can be #4, and so on and so on until everyone in EWE is named I HATE ALTER-NATE!Kelly: I want to be #3!Damon: Huh?Kelly: I'ld like to know why you attacked BZ Radical and Mike Shockly during their match when you were the referee who obviously was biased against both of them.Damon: Well you caught me SQUASH MATCHES BORE THE HELL OUT OF ME! I wanted BZ and Shockly to put on a show before I made the count. BZ took affense so I slapped on The Punked Out which I know Chaos Announcer Tazz had to enjoy watching someone force someone to tap out to his old move. Watching BZ tap for his life probably made him laugh since it was a modified Tazzmission. The Punked Out is only one of my normal trademarks if that is going to make you tap out how quick will your hands hit the ground once I slap in the Crash and Burn #4? Since June 13th of this year I made an impact on Xplosion was it the best? Probably not. I beat some loser on Download, then I take Gino Knoxx a guy teaming with Ciaran Michaels to take on The Chaotic Saints. I beat him like he was a jobber and then he went back to Chaos. He proved his bad time against me over there was most likely a fluke. Then watching the show from Showdown and all these interpromotional matches Chaos may of gotten an advantage with Xplosion guys like Predator, Dan Taylor, White Tiger, Danny Danger, Android #18 all dropping matches to Chaos Superstars. Then again Mr. Man represented for Xplosion and beat my mentor.Kelly: It proves that when these shows collides rivalries still go on strong. Scotty Blaze and Lynx Madison have been going at it for a while and it ends at SummerSlam what do you think of that?Damon: It shows that when shows collide that even a little bickering can ruin a shows chance for the sweep. Then again Hayden and Stone fooled the world with their little game.Kelly: I asked you a question about Scotty Blaze!Damon: Well I hope Scotty wins this. He is destined for great things here in the EWE. Now let's focus here on my match. BZ Radical you are worthy of a match with me and you proved it with your win over Mike Shockly. He isn't no run of the mill jobber. You BZ you are in for a tougher match though. I am what I say I am. I am "The Young Stunna" Damon James. Everyone knows and this if for White Tiger since he loves it when I say....
YOU CAN'T STOP! YOU WON'T STOP! THE YOUNG STUNNA! DAMON JAMES!
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Post by Brett Unknown on Aug 25, 2007 22:33:34 GMT -5
All righty damey boy! lets rock SUMMERSLAM TO ITS F'N CORE!! RP #2- bz-justownedyou.piczo.com/Good luck to you bro it seems like this will be a fun match!
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Post by Scotty Blaze on Aug 26, 2007 22:24:26 GMT -5
The scene opens up with Damon James and Scotty Blaze actually being seen together both watching the end of BZ Radical's promo.Scotty: Um we were able to beat Mike Shockly. We both are undefeated against him. He was just a thorn in our sides. I'm already sure of my win. Lynx is a great athlete even for an Extreme Connection Member. Damon you got this BZ Radical kid. You won gold in Shockly's home of ICW cuz of victories you got over Shockly. I ended his run in OWO. We seem to have Mike Shockly in the bag. Plus he won't mess wit me aslong as I roll with K~Dawg.Damon: So BZ you ready to die yet? I am here to beat you within an inch of your life that is what your going to get since you are in a matchup with Damon James. I am "The Young Stunna". There is no one better. I am the most Pure Athlete on the EWE Roster. I got people screaming "YOUR A STUNNA!" threwout the arenas. I will show you I am TOTALLY EXTREME! Once I hit you with that you'll be out for the count. For I am the golden child of EWE. Not only will Scotty have his title left, I Damon James will be keeping mine too. They called us Natural Born Killaz now we are Detroit Representers. Scotty for the best thing over on Chaos. Me as Xplosion's Future after Danny Danger the other representive. Cuz Detroit gonna be running EWE! Tell em how it is Scotty Blaze.Scotty: I'ma stoned cold killa. Natural Born Thrilla gone NATURAL BORN KILLA! I get high when I fly and never die or even try. I'm "The Street Legend" "The Stoned Symbol" it ain't ever getting tougher fighting me is too hard.Damon: Now BZ you are messing with one bad seed. There isn't anyone on the EWE who can truely figure out what my stradegy and how I operate is truely about. Being the last guy people thought would of won the Rumble Match sure I lost that, but I came in 7th for that matchup. 7th out of 20 people that's good with names such as Chris Steel, Danny Danger, Predator, Mr. Man, Android #18, Blue Panther, Dan Taylor, The legendary White Tiger, Sterling James Keenan, hell that was a match I'll always remember it showed where I was being one amongst 20 guys in this match. I tried and tried to win, but I got cocky and out I went. I got my match with Austin Paul the man who kicked your ass for the title I hold right now and I beat him with no effort. So what does that say about you BZ? I know I am already better than you are. I'm going to prove I am the most technical guy on the EWE Roster in no time. You will tap out for your life. I'm waiting for the other future of Xplosion in time "The Mental Messiah" Sterling James Keenan or SJK. I know I'll be duking it out with him pretty soon for this EWE Pure Title. SO BZ what makes you truely think that you can beat me in the ring? I am a tough son of a bitch who is looking to beat the holy hell out of you. I love wrestling and I love fighting more than anything in the world BZ. I know of nothing else except for violence except for my beliefs. So get ready to enter the ring against me I am going to massacre you in the ring if you try to face off against me tonight. Compared to you BZ I am unbeatable. I've only been beaten by the best here in EWE and well the dirty cheap ass win from Alter-Nate who wasn't near the best. A match I am ashamed to of lost, but that match also was fixed so Nate would stop his damn bitching. I bet whoever writes that match is going to kill him off for good.Scotty: Well I got me a man named Lynx Madison to take care of I'll be blazed during the whole thing son.Damon: POTHEAD!Scotty: SO!Damon: BZ that man is completely wacked out on drugs yet he wrestles under the influence how has he not killed himself yet? Well you face me aswell I am going to be more agreesive than I usually am when I am inside that ring tonight. The FUTURE of the EWE is the man with REAL TECHNICAL ABILITIES! There aren't many who even know what the word techncial means anymore when it comes to the ring. I would rant about Pure Wrestling, but I know I AM PURE WRESTLING when I am inside the ring. There isn't anyone who is more PURE WRESTLING than me at the moment I have the EWE Pure Title to prove how pure of a wrestler I am. Not the mere jobber of the champions just the PURE WRESTLING CHAMPION! The king of it not no fancy gimmick matches. No stupid ladders, weapons, or steel cages. I'm more about the ropes and wrestling your hearts out. Not no fake "GOLDBERG" shit. The real shit like "Joe's gonna kill you!" or the famous one that happened during one of CM Punks matches "RING OF HONOR!", this will be something like Bret Hart against Bob Backlund. Chris Jericho vs. Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe vs. AJ Styles, and now here comes Damon James vs. BZ Radical. The Pure Title is on the line so here it is. You will get the most technical matchup of your life. Get ready for when you get hit with The Totally Extreme you will feel WHY it is TOTALLY EXTREME! For BZ you know this, I know thins, Scotty Blaze after drinking the bong water knows this so BZ...
YOU CAN'T STOP! YOU WON'T STOP! THE YOUNG STUNNA! DAMON JAMES! Then scene fades to black.(Eh not my best, but ohwell.)
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Post by Brett Unknown on Aug 26, 2007 22:57:30 GMT -5
(srry for delay damn layout wont work so fuck it!...4 now) [LEASSON 3- HOW TO STOP A STUNNA] [/b][/color] The scene opens up from the black start up screen to show BZ is walking out the EWE training facilitys. He has some sweat pouring and rolling down his face. He had been working out for at least two or three hours in the gym. Now taking his sister/mangers advice to train nonstop for his match up verses Damon James.
BZ walks down the hall ways of the EWE arena. He seems to be heading out. In his left hand he is holding a bag over his shoulder. The contents of the bag is unknown though. As BZ keeps walking he runs into a man. The man seems to be from some kind of wrestling magazine. He has a logo on his shirt that says “PWI” standing for Pro Wrestler Insider Magazine. He runs up to BZ and starts to talk.
PWI Guy:: Hey excuse me you are a wrestler right? I mean you actually wrestle for Extreme Wrestling Entertainment right?
Ask the man from Pro wrestler insider curiously.
BZ Radical:: Um, Yeah. I wrestle for EWE. Why?
Replies BZ taking zero notice to the PWI logo on his shirt not really caring to see it.
PWI Guy:: Ok. So who are you actually?
BZ Radical:: Your kidding me? You don’t know who I am? That’s just a huge joke right?
The PWI man shakes his head in a first reply to BZ.
PWI Guy:: No sir…well kid actually. I seriously don’t think I have ever seen you before. But then again im not to sure with the EWE roster all together. I know the champions and the top wrestler in it like, “Slug” Sean Lewis, Cameron Hayden, Alex Stone, Law, Dynamic Derek Danielson and so on. But none of the newer wrestlers.
BZ Radical:: Hey! I may be kind of new but I have been here for all most a year now. I was TV champion and Pure Wrestling Champion! How can you not know who I am!
The man from PWI takes a moment to think after BZ had said he was TV champion and Pure Champion. And after a few moments like a flash of a light bulb the PWI man thinks he may know.
PWI Guy:: Hey Wait! I know who you are now. –Light Chuckle- I don’t know how I could forget you.
BZ Radical:: Well that’s better. Good to be recognized for my hard work in EWE!
PWI Guy: You’re the guy who has lost every title he held in EWE the very next week. You beat Duke and became Pure Wrestling Champ and lost it a week later to Austin Paul. And you had beaten Alex Stone…Though I still don’t know how in hell that ever happened… and lost it the next week to Black Knight! Right?!
BZ seems to studer back a little bit.
BZ Radical:: Well uhh…yeah.
PWI Guy:: Well It says here on this flyer for EWE SummerSlam that its going to be you facing off with the current pure wrestling champion Damon James.
The PWI guy looks around the building that is empty except for the PWI guy and BZ Himself.
PWI Guy:: Well… Uhhh could I maybe get a word then with you about your match up verses Pure champ Damon James tonight at summerslam.
BZ shrugs slightly.
BZ Radical:: Why not. I mean hey. It seems as if every one wants a piece of the BZ’ster. Only natural you’d seek me out.
PWI Guy:: Umm, well not really I didn’t know who you where until just a few moments ago. And I was actually hoping to get a hold of Hayden or SLUG or Dylan Styles or Maybe Damon.
BZ Radical:: What?! Every one’s a critic.
PWI Guy:: Well any ways. I am from Pro Wrestling Insider newsletter in case you have missed that. And I guesse this is my next article “10 Minuets with BZ”. So lets start this thing.. So BZ tonight is the biggest PARTY OF THE SUMMER! And you get a shot at the Pure title verses the uprise sensation, The Young Stunna Damon James. And to do so you had to beat the current ICW World Heavyweight Champion Mike Shockly at the last episode of Saturday Night ShowDown 2007. Now in a more recent interview with Damon James he had said that you must have some skill to have beaten the top dog in ICW. And a guy that has been a thorn in the side of Damon James and his mentor/teacher Scotty Blaze. How do you think this could play out?
BZ looks shocked at the man from PWI. The guy said he hardly knew anything about him and now he is dishing hardcore questions about him with out knowing anything.
BZ Radical:: Wow! Wow! Wow! Hold on didn’t you just say that hardly knew me or EWE!
PWI Guy: Yes. But at the same time I have been doing my research. I mean hell im a wrestling columiest I have to know the facts if I can remember right off the bat or not.. so answer the question please. How do you think the whole Shockly thing can come into perspective?
BZ seems to be not paying any attention at all.
BZ Radical:: Huh? Im sorry did you say something?
PWI Guy:: Yes! Now answer the stupid question!!
BZ looks a little confused based on the fact that he has no idea what so ever what the question is because he was paying zero attention.
BZ Radical:: Um… Seven!
PWI Guy:: What?
BZ Radical:: No? What about one hundred and ten?
PWI Guy:: The hell?
BZ Radical:: Hum?
PWI Guy:: Uhhh yeah. The question is How do you think the shockly factor will play into this match up verses Damon James tonight?
BZ Radical:: What? Shockly factor… Is he reffing or something. I don’t belived I was told this! The hell!
The guy from PWI put’s his face into his hands and shakes his head.
PWI Guy:: The shockly factor. The fact that nethier Damon James nor his teacher Scotty Blaze could beat Mike Shockly and you did it to become Pure title number one contender.
BZ Radical:: What? Im sorry I wasn’t paying attention.
PWI Guy:: WHAT!!!!!!
BZ Starts to laugh a little bit.
BZ Radical:: Nah. Don’t worry homie I’m just playing you now. And to answer your question I fill its like this. The fact is like you said Damon James hasn’t been able to pin, submit, KO or DQ shockly yet…to my knowing of what he said. And his so called Great mentor Scotty Blaze couldn’t ether. They have been getting there ass kicked by him in ICW forever. And have never been able to beat the bumbling idiot! Yet!! At showdown last Saturday I beat Mike Shockly to earn a shot at the EWE Pure Wrestling Championship! And lets not forget a few months ago at the ShowDown before this I also beat Mike Shockly, excepting his open challenge. Now I find it hard to belive Damon James is so great if he couldn’t beat Shockly yet I can do it twice. It just makes me belive that he is wayyyyyyy to overrated and its going to be fun to expouse this on national or international whatever works for yeah, television tonight at “The Biggest Party Of Summer!” Its going to own!
PWI Guy:: Ok. Well lets count in the factor that may throw things off, The fact that at ShowDown the special ref of your match Damon James slapped on the “Punk Out” his signature submission and finisher! And as he said, He made you tap for your life! Whats that going to throw into the matchup?
BZ Yawns.
BZ Radical: Huh?
PWI Guy:: BZ? Are you paying attention or not!!
BZ Radical:: Calm down dude. I think I got the main point of what you where asking me here.
PWI Guy:: So what do you have to say on it?
BZ Radical:: I was lie’ing, I didn’t listen at all I was checking out that sketchy picture on the wall over there.
Says BZ pointing past the man from PRO WRESTLING INSIDER to the wall. The PWI Man turns and looks. There is just a bunch of scratches.
PWI Guy:: Hey! That’s no awesome picture that’s just a bunch of random scratches on the wall! What are you playing at here BZ?
BZ Radical:: Scratches? Man I thought you where interviewing me! Stick to the interview not the wall. Whats your problem?
PWI Guy:: What but you said! And you where. And you didn’t… and then you…..WHAT!!
BZ Radical:: Its ok you suck at your job. I will forgive you if you continue on with this so called interview.
The guy from PWI rubs his forhead and tries to calm down a little bit.
PWI Guy:: Ok. Well, At showdown you tapped to Damon James PuNk 0uT! What do you have to say about that?
BZ Radical:: Ummm…well nothing much except that wasn’t even really a match. He was ref and he thought I would defate the man he has still yet to defate to easy. He just didn’t want me to make him look even more over-rated then he all ready is. So he took a cheap route and hit me from behind and got me off guard half way through a match. I can garuntee you that if that was the match between me and him he would…or will be tapping out not me! That’s like totally garunteed! Count on it hommie! I mean if the only way he can make me tap out is by using his strongest move while im not looking and a part of a match then there is no way that shitty Punk Out will help! I will be making him tap! Garunteed as well!
PWI Guy:: Really? That’s a pretty big thing to say. I mean he has the most devisating submission move in EWE right now. The Punk Out, that modified back tazzmission. So saying you will make him tap with no awesome submission is pretty big to say don’t you think?
BZ Shrugs again.
BZ Radical:: Well it would be… You know if not for the fact that I have an even cooler named and more powerfull signature move then the Punk Out!
The man interviewing BZ looks a little bit confused.
PWI Guy:: What? You mean the 3rd Degree Burn…uhhh BZ you made that move… and you made it a modified Gringo Killer or Verterbreaker. How will that make him tap out?
BZ starts to shake his index finger a little bit as a big grin comes up over his face. Kind of an arrogant and full of yourself cocky smile.
BZ Radical:: Well that’s where you may be a little wrong….uhh….can I call you D-Dog?
Ask BZ being serious but talking in what seems to be a jokeing matter.
PWI Guy:: Umm, BZ id really rather you..yeah know, Don’t!
BZ Radical:: Ok then! Its seattled, PWI Guy you are now, D-Dog! Welcome to the group of awesomeness D-Dog!
The Guy from PWI, Now known as D-Dog looks a bit confused.
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: What? The group of awesomness? And that is?
BZ Radical:: That is? That is! Me myself, BZ Radical my right hand man, Zach Adamz, My sis Kara, Now yourself “PWI Guy” D-Dog and a member that has been watching me from the start…of my career inn CANADA! One of the if not the greatest Canadian Manager of all time “Canadian Bacon!”
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: Canadian Bacon? Know. You don’t seriously mean that your bining him to EWE. Your not really brining….
With that a man wearing a team Canada jacket and is a kind of fat walks up. And yes it is the greatest and best Canadian manager ever!
“Canadian Bacon” Couch Scott D’Amore:: Ohhh yeah baby I am back! Back in wrestling. TNA may have been dumb enough to dump Team Canada and me but iim sure EWE is much smarter because Team Total Awesomeness is taking over!
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: Ohhh no! I thought the regain of r-tarded manager was done..but I was worng.
“Canadian Bacon” Couch Scott D’Amore:: Hey! You must be D-Dog! My boy here BZ was telling me about you a few days ago on MSN.
“PWI” D-Dog:: What? But less then ten minuets BZ had no idea who I was. How did he let you know about this a few days ago….
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: On MSN!
Interupts BZ.
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: So, how!?!
BZ laughs lightly.
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: Umm, Whats so funny?
Still laughing BZ starts to answer his newest member “PWI Guy” D-Dog.
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: L-L-L-Look Behin…-still laughing- behind you!!
BZ Burst out laughing. PWI Guy D-Dog turns around slowly to see “Canadian Bacon” Couch Scott D’Amore standing there shirtless air humping D-Dog with his fat hairy belly flopping up and down in the air. And in his hand is a chesse burger he is eating while doing so.
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: Ahh! What….what are you doing!?
Scott D’Amore and BZ both start to laugh really hardcore. BZ Falls down from laughing so hard. Scott D’Amore almost does but use’s the wall to keep up his balance. BZ Stands back up from laughing.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Ohh, ohhh jezz that was awesome! High Five Couch!
“Canadian Bacon” Scott D’Amore:: Ohh right!
BZ and And D’Amore high five each other as D’Amore starts to put his shirt back on.
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: Umm, Was that really needed I mean. That was just weird and screwed up. Slightly Gay kind of moment.
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical & “Canadian Bacon” Scott D’Amor:: WHAT!!!
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: No! no no! It was a awesome moment! And I caught it all on the Awesome Cam!
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: Huh? The…Awesome Cam.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Kind of the same idea for the Shelley cam that Alex Shelley has in TNA only I don’t record everything. Just awesome moments like that. Or when I win a championship belt…like at tonight. So what was the last question. This thing needs to get back on tarck!
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: Tarck?
BZ nods.
“Mr.Captain Aweosme” BZ Radical:: Yes. Tarck Rather then say track if I get lost some where in sentence I will screw up the word. So tarck is track! CA-CHIGA CA CHIGA!!
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: Ca? Chiga?
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: Yeah! Its from cars the moive. Awesome quote! CA CHIGA! CA CHIGA!….Wait Canadian Bacon you got that moment right?
“Canadian Bacon” Scott D’Amore:: Yep! Right here on the awesome cam!..and hey BZ! Stop calling me Canadian Bacon!
BZ shakes his head slowly.
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: Sorry dude but I never stop saying your new names until im board. Well new name for D-Dog over here Canadian Bacon has all ways been your nickname! Now! D-Dog next question-o-monndo!
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: Uhh…-sigh- Ok well let me think. I’m pretty sure the last question was about the fact you said your could garuntee a tap out victory over Damon James tonight at SummerSlam 2007. But still I say you don’t have a signature finisher to counter the “Punk Out!”
Meanwhile BZ and Scott D’Amore are chatting off to the side ignoring The PWI Interviewer, or as BZ calls him D-Dog.
“Canadian Bacon” Couch Scott D’Amore:: So whats Zachs nickname thing?
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: I don’t know. Zach is kinda of emo..uhh…. how about “The 100 Percent Darkness Prince Of Awesome!”?
“Canadian Bacon” Couch Scott D’Amore:: Nah! To long. Ohh! I know. What about “The Silently Deadly Yet Awesome” Zach Adamz!
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:; I like it! So, Mr.Captain Awesome, Canadian Bacon, The Silently Deadly Yet Awesome, PWI Guy & Miss Awesome Rocker…And we are…. TEAM TOTALLY AWESOME! Or or or! The Awesome Canadians X! Yeah!
“Canadian Bacon” Couch Scott D’Amore:: Nice! The Awesome Canadians X is a radical team name! And we are going to dominate the Extreme Wrestling Entertainment!
“Canadian Bacon” Couch Scott D’Amore & “Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: CA-CHIGA! CA-CHIGA!
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: Hey! Are you guys even listening to a word that is coming out of my mouth!!
BZ and Couch D’Amore look up and look at the PWI guy that BZ has re named D-Dog.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Im sorry where you saying something D-Dog?
D-Dog aka the interviewer from pro wrestling insider, sighs softly and places a hand on his head.
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: No. I wasn’t talking.
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: Oh ok! Good because I wasn’t really paying attention to a word you where saying D. But dude check this! Me and scott D’Amore where talking and we are going to rechristen the team known as “The New Shit” which was me and Zach into…..THE AWESOME CANADIANS X! What do you think D?
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: Well, I think Zach Adamz isn’t from Canada unlike me and you and every one else on the team, AWESOME CANADIANS X.
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: Pish Posh! We will fix that latter just trust me on that. Trust Me.
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: Ok well anyways you where saying something about how you will make Damon tap out to some new finisher. But you haven’t told us about it yet. Care to example mr.captian awesome?
BZ smirks.
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: Well we all know about his cool submission the Punk Out. That modified Tazzmission. But trust me if you think the Punk Out is great just wait until you see this move. Damon Is going to be crying and tapping so hard. But…But you cant know it yet!
“PWI Guy” D-Dog:: What! Are you kidding me, are you kidding us!
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: Sorry D-Dog but we are running into commercial time so I cant say what it is. Until after the commercial. You know a clif hanger is right? Well this is one! HAHA!
-The Scene fades out into a commercial break about subway or something--END RP 3-[/center] ((OOC: Sorry I ran out of word limit! Darn I was having fun. But that’s what’s up with the commercial, rp 4 is part 2 of this!))
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Post by Brett Unknown on Aug 26, 2007 23:58:32 GMT -5
[LEASON #4- HOW TO STOP A STUNNA] [/COLOR][/SIZE] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The scene opens back up at the hallways of Extreme Wrestling Entertainment. It is opening back up from where it last was before the commercial break (RP #3). It is showing The newly nicknamed “Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical, “Canadian Bacon” Couch Scott D’Amore and the interviewer from Pro Wrestler Insider that BZ is calling “The Guy From PWI” D-Dog. ‘D-Dog was interviewing BZ before it went to commercial (To be caught up Read RP#3).
“The Guy From PWI” D-Dog:: Ok well we are back from that commercial break and when we last went off air BZ, You where about to tell us about a new signature submission manuver that you keep saying is they key to beating Damon James!
BZ get s a smug grin on his face and nods in agreement.
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: Righty-O You Are D-Dog!
“The Guy From PWI” D-Dog:: Um actually BZ my name is not D-Dog. In fact My name is Joshua Shinnings.
BZ gets a blank look on his face after D-Dog or as we now we know his real name is, Joshua Shinnings. BZ stares blankley at D-Dog/Josua Shinnings.
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: What? Why dude. Why would you go and say that. D-Dog worked for you! You know what screw it. You are now known as “Joshua Shinnings” D-Dog.
“Joshua Shinnings” D-Dog:: My real name is my nickname now? Is, is is… is that what your trying to get across here now?
“Canadian Bacon” Couch Scott D’Amore:: I think it’s pretty obviously that that is exactully what BZ here is saying D-Dog!
“Joshua Shinnings” D-Dog:: Oh…Ok then. Well BZ can we please get back to our point! And in which being that secret key to beating Damon tonight!
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Ok! Ok, cool your jets dude. Now as I have been saying. Earlier about me and Couch D’Amore. I looked up his servies while he was looking up wrestler to help out. You see. He is the man that trained “The Canadian Destroyer” Pettey Williams! He is the man that trained “The Future” Chris Sabin! This is the guy that Trained “The Next” Alex Shelley and ohhhhhh so many other great pro’s. I would be stupid not to look up the services of Scott D’Amore and he was more then happy to help out a fellow Canadian. And thus…
“Canadian Bacon” Couch Scott D’Amore:: SCOTT D’AMORE HITS THE EWE BABY!
BZ Nods.
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: And besides what better surprise then having Scott buddy here debut at EWE’s Biggest Party Of The Summer! EWE’S 2007 SUMMERSLAM was the perfect place for him to come back as a manager! It’s another great to shock to what should be a great SUMMERSLAM. I mean hell! Elimination Chamber for the EWE Championship! Cameron Hayden puts his World Title on the line in a three way match! Every title is on the line! Even the pre-show will own! Every match is a battle royal. One for the peeps on Chaos, and then my hommie’s on Xplosion as well as an all diva battle royal. Blue Panther vs Edge in a classic interbrand match up. And one of the biggest surprise’s in EWE SUMMERSLAM history the SLUG returns!
“Joshua Shinnings” D-Dog:: Ok.
Says D-Dog Joshua Shinnings now get a little unpatient at BZ and Canadian Bacon,, Scott D’Amore.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Well all of those kick ass things are not all that is happening at SUMMERSLAM tonight. In fact from just me myself there is going to be quite a bit of surprise’s from one Captain Awesome!
“Canadian Bacon” Couch Scott D’Amore:: MR.Captain Awesome you mean!
BZ turns and gives Canadian Bacon (D’Amore) a big thumbs up.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Right! Now any way.. There will be some shockers from me. I mean not only will I prove every single person in Extreme Wrestling Entertainment wrong! They all think that BZ is going to cry like a little girl and tap to Damon James! But its going to be the every way. You see Scott D’Amore and I have been training for the past…uhhh seven or eight days? I don’t. But its been nonstop training every sense the SUMMERSLAM card was announced! You see Damon has all ways had one week spot, Mostly from getting the hell choked slam out of him from shockly! And that is his neck and back legs. You see The neck of Damon is a huge target. Because he throws no defense around it. Same as the back of his legs. He just uses submissions and speed to cover his arms and torso. He doesn’t think to cover his neck. It’s a wide open target! And if I can break down the back of the legs it will slow him down the whole match until he can hardly move. And this is where my new submission move comes into play. You see It is something me and Canadian Bacon have been working on.
Scott D’Amore nods in agreement.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: You see Candian Bacon here may look like a lazy useless slob. But he is a very intelligent in ring trainer. He see’s everything and know’s how to handle it all! With him and my study and traning we have come up with a move that works in a combo submission. But for it to work I need to woprk the legs and neck, And slightly the arms. But Im sure a few heel lariat kicks and arm bars will do the trick! Now you see the move works like this! First I take the feet and cross over into the STF leg locking postion. As I go down for then headlock how ever I take the two arms of the victim and use them to bend in a painful double arm choke with and armbar combo. Usign the victims arms all twisted up I can force them in opisite directions to choke them out and clutch both there hands and pull them into a back breaking position as well as arm wrenching, neck cracking and leg breaking positions. And you think the Punk Out is powerful? I dare say this is the greatest submission move ever!..of ever! And in this we call it, “The Dragons Clutch!”
“Joshua Shinnings” D-Dog:: Well BZ…Welll….wow! I have got to say that sounds pretty damn painful. And the name of the move! The Dragons Clutch! Its got quite a ring to it!
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Oh thanks D-Dog! See after me and Canadian Bacon here had finished the move and all that I started to play Dragon Ball Z on the Nintendo Wii…You know there never is a bad time to fly around shooting fireballs…. And I was playing some weird tournament thing and some body did some kind of dragon beam thing! And then I just kind of started to think and thought of the clutching pain of the submission so I came to the idea of calling it “The Dragon Clutch” I called Canadian Bacon here up and he loved it! So yeah That’s my key to kicking Damon James ass! The Dragons Clutch. I mean hell. You think your going to overcome me by having a good finisher and submission I will meet you move for move! It’s a instint winning plan!
“Joshua Shinnings” D-Dog:: Um.. OK but lets say he can stay out of the dragons clutch. I mean this must be something that takes some time to get on. I mean It has to relie on wearing out the the neck and legs and arms. Unlike his Punk Out which he can just slap on from anywhere! And lets not forget about the ever ending serious of Punk whatever moves.
“Canadian Bacon” Couch Scott D’Amore:: Ohh D-dog. You underestimate me and BZ here.
“Joshua Shinnings” D-Dog:: Mind me for asking but, huh?!
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Well I have also completely re-invented my move arsenal! I have a whole serious of moves known as “Mixxing Radical #1 through #4” And I also have some pretty fucking great moves like, Society Must Hate You, The Dragons Fire, Dragon Destroyer and so on! And if he thinks he can try and ground match me when his flashy yet shitty high flying get dried up then he is sadly mistaken! I am the king on the matt! No one in the EWE can out wrestle me. I mean I will be out extremeied, out high flyied, out striked, out submissionied..but I can not be out wrestled! I am perfect for the Pure Wrestling Championship! I mean hell if Damon wants to go be a high flyer by all means he can go for it. Its just that you want the EWE X-Division Championship not the Pure Champioship! I mean I thought some one of your so called calibure should no that!…Uhhh sorry for that D-Dog. I got a little caught up in the moment!
“Joshua Shinnings” D-Dog:: Yeah yeah yeah! No problem BZ.
BZ seems to once again drift out of the conversation not listening to a word that D-Dog had just said.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Huh? Wow!! Where you talking or something? Because truly I was not really listening to you.
“Joshua Shinnings” D-Dog:: BZ! Why do you never listen to a thing that I have to say! I mean I talk and talk but you never seem to listen to a word I say. And sometimes that just…….Hey!!
BZ and Canadian Bacon had seemed to drift off into a conversation completely ignoring D-Dog Joshua Shinnings, Once again for the what seems to have been the billioneth time all ready.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: So then I was like super sayian form! But the dude just started blasting me with energy balls of fire and shit or something. And I was like all! Teleport!! And then I was behind him and went all khamahamaha!! And blasted his ass into oblivion! And then this alien frezzer man just was like all….
D-Dog yells over at BZ and Scott D’Amore who had litteraly turned there back to D-Dog and started talking.
“Joshua Shinnings” D-Dog:: SHUTTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
BZ and Scott D’Amore turn back to look at D-Dog Joshua Shinnings. Scott D’Amore once again is eating the same Hamburger from when he air humped D-Dog earlier with out a shirt.
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: Wha?
“Canadian Bacon” Couch Scott D’Amore:: Heyuhhhwhatisitimkindaeatingaburgerhere
Says D’Amore with a face full of hambuger (try and space it out to see what it says-nothing important though)
“Joshua Shinnings” D-Dog:: What the hell are you two talking about. I mean hell I’m over here trying to cut a promo and yet you two are over there talking about, talking about….what are you to even talking about?
BZ speaks up.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Dragon Ball Z….
“Canadian Bacon” Couch Scott D’Amore:: On the Wii.
D-Dog sighs a little bit.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Calm down. It’s nothing more then a little fun D-Dog.
“Joshua Shinnings” D-Dog:: FOR THE LAST TIME! MY NAME IS JOSHUA SHINNINGS NOT D-DOG.
BZ Winks at him.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Riiiiiight. Ok I got it……Dee.
“Joshua Shinnings” D-Dog:: -sigh- well ethier way I am going. I need to get back to my office. SUMMERSLAM is in like 6 hours and I got to write a collum about it so I will see you at SUMMERSLAM….I suppose.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Hell yeah! And don’t forget to route for your home team, TEAM AWESOME CANADIANS X!
“Joshua Shinnings” D-Dog:: Ohh, you where serious about that? Well uhh…ahh sure what the fuck I have nothing to lose. So… yeah see you all in a few hours.
BZ and Canadian Bacon wave goodbye. Then Scott D’Amore starts to talk with BZ about something as the scene fades out.
--LATTER THAT NIGHT— ((scene 2-rp#4) The scene opens up at the EWE locker room. But it has been tricke dout as a podium of some sort. On one side is BZ Radical and his BFF in wrestling Danny Danger. And on the other is Alex Stone and K~Dwag. In the center is stone cold steve Austin. Steve Austin starts to talk.
“EWE Chairman” STONW cold STEVE austin:: All right. SUMMERSLAM is in one hour or maybe two. Not sure. But we are just going to have a little debate that BZ and his uhhh… really fat and fucked up manager Scott D’Amore asked for. A debate between BZ & Danny Danger. And two big older wrestler. Some what veterans. Being Gino Knoxx and ten year pro K~Dwag. So uhh yeah fucking debate or what ever.
Stone Cold then cracks open a can of bear as Gino Starts to talk.
“WRESTLING VETERAN (KIND OF)” Gino Knoxx:: Well BZ I have no idea why you called a debate between K~Dwag and me vs you and danny so wanna friggin example?
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:; Well you see. I have only called you hear because I want to talk to you. I appreciate you trying to help me with my in riong work but fuck it! I will take my own way of doing things got it!
“WRESTLING VETERAN” Gino Knoxx:: What?! So your saying that I spent a whole few days training you for this match and teaching you new stuff and you don’t even want to pay attention you just say fuck it!
“EWE Undisputed Tag Champ” Danny Danger:: Did he fucking stutter? He said FUCK YOU! And you two K!
“DMW Leader/10 YEAR VETERAN” K~Dwag:: Huh? Bitch what the fuck did I do to you?!
“EWE Undisputed Tag Champ” Danny Danger:: You tried to act like you where better then me! You acted like you taught me hwo to wrestle you tried to take credit for my work when I was in DMW FUCKER!
“WRESTLING VETERAN” Gino Knoxx:: So lets see? Me and K take you two young kids under our wings and you don’t give a damn about what us veterans taught you?!
BZ and Danny Danger are both stand up now. BZ Has he shirt rolled up while wearing it. Danny doing the same. And both Danny Danger and BZ are doing the SUCK IT pose with there shirts up.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Huh? Did you say you took us unduer your “wang” (< play off word wing r-tard lol jk.) Cause…. No. Whats wrong with you!
“EWE Undisputed Tag Champ” Danny Danger:: No no no BZ! They said they want to take us to hang, with there under sized wang…or maybe they did say they took us under they wang.
“EWE VETERANS” K & Gino:: WHY YOU!!!
K and Gino dive at BZ and Danny. Both Gino and K lock a tight half nelson armbard choke on Danny and BZ. Danny And BZ are jumping and yelling trying to get out of it.
“EWE Undisputed Tag Champ” Danny Danger:: STEVE! –GASP FOR AIR- AUSTIN!!! HELP!!! PLEASE HELP!! I LOVE YOU JUST HELP US!!!
Unfortunitly for Danny and BZ Stone Cold had gone through like 15 beers if possible and was completely out cold. Just then Scott D’Amore rushes ina dn wacks K and Gino with a hockey stick! Gino and K feel all most know effect and chase the EWE Fat man off of camera. BZ cathes his breath and shoves Danny and murders lets get em! Danny and BZ run after. BZ then stops and walks back to the camera.
“Mr,Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: Ohh! And if Damon James is watching I just want you to kiss your title and maybe fuck with it you want because if you ever want to see it again after tonight….well you wont! Im gonna make you tap bitch so enjoy your last (looks at fake none existing watch on his writs) 10 minuets with the title because after SUMMERSLAM is over Im going to be the new Pure baby! Oh! AND FUCK YOU!
With that BZ yells “IM COMING DANNY & BACON!” As he runs off camera to help them. The screen then starts to slowly fade out into the black of the TV.
--SCENE 3---
The scene opens back up for one last final time. This time it is BZ Radical. And just BZ Radical. No Scott D’Amore, No Danny Danger, No D-Dog Joshua Shinnings, No Kara, No Zach Adamz! No one but him self! BZ seems to be in a kind of dark room by himself. As the screen comes into full tac BZ starts to talk.
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: Well. A lot has been done as of late. And as far as me and Damin James go, man I have no beef with you. But that doesn’t mean I am going to get chummy all of a sudden. You see I have a mission. And that is to reclaim my spot atop of the EWE roster as “The Future Of Xplosion”. And I feel that if I can get passed you Damon I may be on my way again.
BZ titls his head around cracking his neck. Stretching a little bit seeing how his match is really really soon.
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: No Damon I have no doubt that Scotty Blaze, your mentor will accompine you to the ring for our match up. And as we know I have Scott D’Amore, Zach Adamz, Kara & D-Dog Joshua Shinnings. But because I don’t want any one complaining I won because I had like 50 managers don’t worry. I am only brining one manager to the ring. And he will get involved if you try to cheat or Scotty do. Otherwise things are fine.
BZ moves his arms around stretching them as well.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Now lets forget it all Damon. Forget the hype, forget the fans, forget the rankings, forget who is the future, forget the Pure title itself Damon. Because I want you at one hundred percent. And I want a memeroble bout with you. Bret Hart Vs HBK worthie! AJ Stlyes vs Christopher Daniels! CM Punk vs Samoa Joe! Austin Aries vs CM Punk! Chris Jericho vs Kurt Angle.
BZ spits off to the side and keeps on talking.
“Mr.Captian Awesome” BZ Radical:: Now I have been watching tapes. Ever sense I beat Mike Shockly at Showdown last Saturday. And known stop I have been watching top EWE matches. But no damn gimmick match up! I have been watching some top Pure wrestling style matches from EWE. Shawn Ashlocke vs Sean Lewis at WrestleManaia 4 last year, Dan Taylor vs Blue Panther, Hell even Alex Stone vs your mentor Scotty Blaze, I even damn well near respected it! But you see I have also been watching the Pure championship matches. And I can pretty much say if there is ever a DVD that is EWE Best Of The Pure Wrestling Chmpionship! Guesse what the main match would be, the match up that’s happening tonight!
BZ gets a small grin but it to quickly vanishes as he seems to be an an extremely serious mode right now.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: So forget every thing! Just focus. Because these fans, the fans of EWE. They stopped watching WWE & TNA for a reason! They stopped to watch EWE because it delivers. They stopped to watch because of awesome matches like this!
BZ flicks some hair that had been bothering him away from his eyes as he continues.
“Mr.Captain Awesome” BZ Radical:: Now you have been talking about how you belong in Ring Of Honor. Trust me I love ROH but know you don’t. Do you know why Damon? Its because I think your to good for ROH! And you have a higher calling and that is Extreme Wrestling Entertainment. You are where you belong as am I! And tonight me and you are going to prove to the world why we are the top of this division and why we are future EWE World Champions. Because if the like me or hate me They have to understand that this is the truth!
With that being said the screen goes all black as the scene fades out completely and the promo is over. For good this time -END RP-[/CENTER] ________________________________________________ ((OOC: !> <! V I HIT LIMIT BITCH! WOW. MY BEST RP’S EVER I THINK! I HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING THESE ON MY LAPTOP WHILE I WAS AWAY WITH NOTHING ELSE TO DO EXCEPT THAT! But seriously Damon/Scotty This was awesome I cant remember when I have been so driven to win a match and I don’t think I’v ever gone limit before! Bottomline thanks for a kick ass match. And its like you said, Its just another great technical match like HBK vs Hart! Cant wait to see results for it!))
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