Xplosion Battle Royal - Download

[Jay]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Sunday - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Sunday - 11 P.M.
Central: Sunday/Monday - Midnight
Eastern: Monday 1 A.M.
U.K.: Monday 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limits[/u]
Max Number of RolePlays: 3
Max Length of each RolePlay: 3k(3,000) Words[/size]

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day

MUST HAVE ONE ROLEPLAY UP BEFORE DL DAY IF YOU WANT TO DO MORE THEN ONE

Any Xplosion Superstar not booked

[The Forsaken]

Scene opens with Kevin Thorn just standing there.

KT: Yeah like since nobody else has like entered in this match. I quess I will be the first.

Kevin just continue to stand almost like he has nothing better to do.

KT: It like been awhile since I was in like a match and stuff. Ughh so this battle royal will like be my return. For some reason I am like never booked.

Kevin lets out a big sigh

KT: I am so under used.

Kevin shakes his hand in shame and walks off.

["Mental Messiah" SJK]

OOC:My Rps this week have been lazy I know I have mild strep throat I haven't eating in 2 days all I have been able to do is drink soup. So please excuse my RPs if they are not up to mu usual standerds.

Brian Noble appears on screen.

BN: Hello to everyone in TV land. I am Brian Noble for those who don't know me yet.

NN: And I am his Sister and Lover Nidia Noble.

BN: I am here to talk to you about my upcoming match the Battle Royal at Summerslam. So far it has me and that tall Vampire Guy.

NN: Me two.

BN: You can't be in it. This is for men only.

NN: Where does it say that in the rules.

BN: Right here.

NN: Ohh so I have to go to the Chaos diva royal.

BN: No your not I am to damn sick to write a RP for you so no match for you.

NN: Dang it.

BN: You think anyone else will enter this?

NN: Well with 8 Hours left they better hurry if they are.

BN: That damn Vampire Guy has a Advantage he can do one maybe even two more of these here Roleplays.

NN: Not good. Why even bother we are sick as hell and we got Keenan Rp done he wins 2 to 1. We should be in bed resting.

BN: I know but I wanted to get all my Charecters mentioned.

NN: Well now you have no go to bed jackass so you can be ready for the Pure Title match as Keenan.

[Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter™]

OOC: I wanted to do this scene in my rp, but the word count ran up and couldn't. You dont have to count it, but if ya want. Cool.

K~Dawg was hanging backstage thinking about his match when he heard laughing coming up. He knew what it was.

K~Dawg: Oh no, not them.

Yeah, it was them. Beavis & Butt-Head standing behind K~Dawg.

K~Dawg: What do you guys want?

Beavis: That's like how you treat us?

Butt-Head: Yeah, that's not like cool and stuff. Beavis is also you, Jordan is me.

K~Dawg shakes his head.

K~Dawg: Okay hi. Now, what can I do for you guys?

Beavis: Are you going to like enter me in the Battle Royal?

K~Dawg: No.

Beavis: What? Like why? It would so be awesome HEHEHE.

K~Dawg: I'm concentrating on the EWE Title, I dont need to be Beavis at this point. I'll do it only if I'm bored.

Beavis: That's like not cool.

K~Dawg: Do you actually think Jordan would be Butt-Head in the Battle Royal?

Butt-Head: UHUHUH-Yeah.

K~Dawg: WRONG! He's concentrating on his title with Predator. Both of us in big title matches. If we weren't, then maybe.

Beavis: That sucks.

Butt-Head: UHUHUH, yeah it does.

K~Dawg: Ah well. Shit happens, then you die.

Butt-Head: UHUH, let's go Beavis, we can go run into the Diva's lockeroom and maybe get laid.

Beavis: HEHEHE, YEAH YEAH!

Beavis & Butt-Head walk away, K~Dawg looks at them.

K~Dawg: IDIOTS!

SCene fades.

[The Forsaken]

Kevin looks shocked that some people actually showed up for the match.

KT: Man I thought for sure I would get away with a easy win Damn.

Ron Simmons walks up and smacks Kevin upside the head.

RS: That is Gimmick Infridgement Bitch.

KT: Screw you you one lining never was that talented only won the WCW title so they could win the black viewers asshole.

RS: Crap he has figured me out.

Ron puts on his old Doom mask and runs off.

KT: And to think people call me weird. Anyway lets see there is the incest loving Hick Brian Noble and also two cartoon charecters. Shit this will be as easy of a win all I have to do is make sure I do one more of these before deadline. I have this match in the bag.

Kevin thinks.

KT: Who isn't booked anyone on Xplosion who could post a long ass RP before deadline? I can't think of anyone I think I am safe. Sweet Kevin Thorn returns with a win.

Kevin walks off with alittle extra swager in his step cause he knows he has a easy win.

[Johnny"Syco"Devine]

The Crowds are starting to be let in to the arena for the biggest party of the Summer. SUMMERSLAM!!!! Already some Pre Show action is taking place with some guys from the smaller Local Feds. After the second match some familiar music starts to play. In Da Club by 50 Cent plays. The fans regonize the music and pops big time.

Ring Announcer-Being Accompany by Tracy Brooks they are from the club Brent Acid and Syco they are FUTURE SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd pops even louder when the Three appear on stage.



They walks down and enter the ring.

Acid: Lets see why are we out here?

Tracy: Wasn't something about a battle royal?

Syco: Yeah a Xplosion brand battle royal?

Acid: Yeah that's it me and my tag partner Syco here have entered the Xplosion brand Battle Royal here tonight at Summerslam.

Tracy: How can that be? Aren't you two retired?

Acid: Glad you ask WERE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Fans pop big time for this news.

Syco: Well to set the record straight Brent retired and with nothing to do I just went along with him.

Acid: Yeah sorry about that brother.

Syco: So how is married life and what will your Wife think?

Acid: Shoot time I retired from the world of Efeding even though I didn't want to I love efeding. Cause I was about to marry my preggo girlfriend. For the record I asked before she got knocked up. Well anyway I retired cause she didn't know I did this and well. I didn't want her to think I was childish cause this is looked down apawn by many even though it is fucking fun as hell.

Syco: Get to the Damn point.

Acid: Ohh yeah Well three days ago I got married no honeymoon we are going to wait till after the baby is born a couple more months folks. Well anyway she went on my computer found the link to this site. Well long story short she isn't into efed but she understands it I told her the story she said hey it is a pastime she could care less what I do online as long as I don't do any of that cruising for sex with minors crap. Which I don't do anyway so Future Shock is back in EWE.

Syco: ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzz

Acid: SYCO!!!!

Syco: Huh you were just going on and on I guess I dozed off now what were you saying.

Acid: Never mind dumbass.

Tracy: Yeah we are back and our first task back is to win tonight's battle royal.

Syco: Yeah what she said Woooo Hoooo!!!!

Acid: I swear all he needs is a beer bong and that could would be a Token Frat Guy.

Syco: Damn Straight.

Future Shock leaves the ring to the fans cheers.

["The Hardcore King" X-Skull]

The scene opens up with X-Skull Xplosion's newest well guy in the back. He is seen pushing a cart filled with weapons in the back. Skull laughs.

X-Skull: So where is my competition for this matchup? There is no one in this match who stands an ice cubes chance in hell in defeating me here. So Download since I just am getting ready to start will do where I make many people realize that THE MOST HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER has entered the EWE! Now I'm not just your co-dependany slack off. I am able to get fancy, but fancy wasn't how I was raised so I fight the way I learned to fight from my pops. DRUNK! With a weapon in one hand and a beer in the other I could destroy 50 people. Just a beer in my hand I'll still kick your ass. So Kevin Thorn, Beavis, Brian Noble, Acid and Syco are entering this match. Well I guess these are my first six victums entering the EWE. When the rumors went up on EWE.com no one was concerned now with this being just my debut match I am going to win me a title shot. Thorn stands no chance. Beavis he stands no chance. Noble he has no chances of living. Acid and Syco will be back in retirement. I am going to make sure my first match here is a BLOODBATH! I am a victumizer. I am the silent killer. I am the man who is just TOO DAMN HARDCORE! I am the powerhouse who can fight his way. I have beaten guys like this in gaunlet matches without breaking a sweat. Let's go first to Kevin Thorn the guy who wishes he was a vampire. Thorn he is Mordecai you know the Christ Gimmick with that dude who was somewhat built up and looked creepy with white hair that's him. The man who lost to Rey Mysterio before dropping the Mordecai gimmick. One of the Disciples of Synn too. Now Mr. Vampire. I am the real one who is threatening lives here in this match. So get ready for I am the future threat of EWE.

Now lets go onto Beavis. HE IS CORNHOLIO he needs teepee for his bunghole. God that kid had to be wasted so many times. That kid is fucked up as hell. Well I thought he died on TV? Damn I don't get this shit, but oh well I get to throw over a funny ass cartoon character this week. Only if I could throw his partner over too cuz if your gonna kick one of their asses why not kick both of them? Brian Noble the hillbilly who fucked his sister guy of EWE. The inbred of this match. I never go to bash in a guy who fucks his own sister before. Well I guess I get to beat one of you freaks who ruin the good name of the common white man. We can be rude, crude, racial at times even, but to fuck your own sister what are you thinking you insesting fuckwad. I drink, smoke, and kick ass. So Brian Noble your getting yours kicked. Now excuse me a second I need a beer.

X-Skull grabs a beer from his shopping cart and downs one.

X-Skull: Now Syco and Acid the two guys who retired recently. You two have been the two guys busting ass forever and getting nothing aren't you two? Well that sucks cuz I was once like that busting my ass in this business and not getting a fuckin thing for my hard work? You two aren't going for tag titles, Pure Title Shots, X-Division Title Shots, All American Title Shots, or World Heavyweight Title Shots. Hey who said I was that guy, but we all start somewhere kids. We will see what I get when I win this Battle Royal Match. You two probably are my biggiest challenges for this match so far so I'll have to throw you two out first. Then I'll throw out The Crackbaby Beavis, then the Insestor Brian Noble, and then Mr. Vampire Kevin Thorn I will not take defeat for an answer I will only accept victory for I know I am completely better than EVERYONE in this damned match. There is no chances of me losing tonight to anyone. So when I win this match you will see what I TRUELY AM! THE BEST! For when it's said and done X WILL MARK DA SPOT cuz I always say that X MARKS DA SPOT! "The Hardcore King" X-Skull IS OUT!

X-Skull continues to walk off.

[Johnny"Syco"Devine]

OOC: Hey Post this for me I am done for the night. My Computer is alittle wack

Kevin is shown laughing at his so called compatention for tonights match.

KT: HAHA you see with one short crappy promo,One semi decent promo,and this my last and longest promo there is really no way I can lose this match. Future Shock,X Skull nice try and all if you only posted sooner you might of even stood a chance. But it wasn't meant to be.

Kevin has a look of acomplishment on his face.

KT: By the looks of it I will be Two and One at Summerslam. Steel and H8 losing bummer and Thorn winning he atleast I won one match right.

Kevins girl Vamperilla comes in.

Vamp: Kevin it sucks me being on Chaos and you on Xplosion these joint shows are the only times we get time together.

KT: I know but hey it is the way it is.

Vamp: Atleast you have almost a sure win.

KT: Unless some last might person comes along and post a doozie This match is mine.

Vamp: ....

KT: God I sucked this week I haven't used Thorn is so long I am almost lost at what to say. As for Steel I had two Rps ready for Taylor and from there nothing. H8 well same thing for him. Good luck to everyone Brent glad to see you back.