Beavis & Butthead vs ICP : Round 2

[Abdul]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Wednesday - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Wednesday - 11 P.M.
Central: Wednesday/Thursday Morning - Midnight
Eastern: Thursday 1 A.M.
U.K.: Thursday 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limit: 4 RPs PER TEAM

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day
YOU MUST HAVE A RP UP BEFORE THE DL DAY IF YOU WANT TO DO MORE THEN ONE

Future Tag Title Shot

[Beavis]

Tale of the Story
Beavis was all by himself in the Beavis & Butt-Head lockeroom. Butt-Head was like doing other things and stuff while Beavis was thinking and crap. Beavis looks up, and was startled by the cameracrew in the lockeroom because he like didn't notice them and stuff.

Beavis: What the Hell? Dammit you guys like suck and shit. Trying to scare me like half to death not really noticing you guys. Should give me like a warning next time..HEHEHEHEHE.

TALE OF THE STORY
Beavis gets up from his seat and kicks the camera guy in the leg.

Beavis: HEHEHE..Take that you Doucebag. You suck like Butt-Heads metal braces. Beavis & Butt-Head are like the most awesomenest EWE tag team in this place. Even that Tag Team Title unfication was okay, now Beavis & Butt-Head can finally be like Tag Team Champions in EWE once we like those stupid ass clowns who like to kill and stuff. HEHEHEHEHE..DOWN WITH THE CLOWNS..YEAH YEAH HEHEHEHEHEHEH, DIE CLOWNS DIE..HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Tale of the Story
Camera Gus was shaking his head at Beavis in digust. Beavis was crazy. He acted weird, but Beavis didn't care.

Cameraman Gus: Um Beavis, you got a match to talk about..So do it.

Beavis: Oh I got a match. My foot in your ass if you like talk out of line again...HEHEHEHEEHEHE

Cameraman Gus: Whatever.

Beavis: WHAT? You threatening me?

Cameraman Gus: No No.

Beavis: THAT'S IT!!!

TALE OF THE STORY
Beavis runs at Cameraman Gus and starts to kick his ass. He literally gets his foot stuck in his ass, intill he is finally able to remove it.

Principal McVicker: AHHHHHH what are you doing AHHHHH

Beavis: SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE!!!

TALE OF THE STORY
Beavis gives McVicker a big dropkick sending him flying backout of the lockeroom.

Beavis: HEHEEHE this is cool. Brent Acid & Syco like felt this last week how awesome Beavis & Butt-Head were and we like are awesome and can't be messed with. Insane Clown Posse will again know this at American Revolution. We are like going to kick ass..YEAH YEAH..KICK ASS!!!!

TALE OF THE STORY
B & BH's high school teacher Mr. Van Driessen (THE HIPPIE GUY) walks in.

Mr. Van Driessen: Beavis, what are you doing? We need to keep the peace. You can't be fighting.

Beavis: FAG!

TALE OF THE STORY
Beavis headbutts Mr. Van Driessen really hard into the wall. His head snaps back on the wall and gets knocked out.

Beavis: HEHEHEHEHEHE...That's awesome. Insane Clown Posse..DOWN THE WITH CLOWNS!!!! yeah yeah. You like got the first round on us, but the second round and the tag team title shot is like ours and stuff..HEHEHE..We are like sooo good, and your like shit. Can't handle the good. INSANE CLOWN POSSE AND JUGGALOS SUCK!!!

Tale of the Story
All of a sudden, the FUTURE SHOCK manager Tracy Brooks walks in, wearing a trenchcoat. Beavis gets like a little smirk.

Beavis: BOOBS!!!!!!

Tracy Brooks: Nice win last week, but I got a present for you.

Beavis: SWEEET

Tale of the Story.
Tracy takes off the trenchcoat to reveal her naked body. Walks up to Beavis as the scene goes out.

[Insane Clown Posse]

The scene opens up with Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope in the backstage area. Shaggy and J each have their bats and are having a sword fight with bats.

Violent J-COME ON SHAGS THAT ALL YOU GOT! You beat Beavis two week sago on Download. We let that asshole SJK and his partner win. Somehow it's telling us we need to step up.

Shaggy 2 Dope-That all? I could of told you that J. We are going to become the #1 Contenders for the Tag Team Championship. DX, Chaotic Saints, and everyone else will be on check since I.C. FUCKIN P. will prove their worth by DISMANTLING the two morons known as Beavis and Butthead. What's Butthead gonna do sit there and laugh while I stomp Beavis around again?

Violent J-Sound about right the only way Beavis will do anything is if he become Cornholio.

Violent J and Shaggy stand there for a moment thinking about Cornholio. They laugh for a few seconds.

Shaggy 2 Dope-No chance at all for them.

Violent J-Seriously let's watch these two retards. They have been showing reruns for over 10 years so those two weren't as good as they said they were. If my memory serves me right they got killed of so Mike Judge could work on his new and BETTER show that's even been running on air longer KING OF THE HILL!

Shaggy 2 Dope-Well I'll watch Cornholio the crackhead persona of Beavis.

Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J walks to a couch. They sit down and watch Beavis and Butthead. They watch the episode where Beavis is an accused illegal alien.

Shaggy 2 Dope-This just shows that we got a moron who can't control the ammount of sugar that he has.

Violent J-Well he's got himself a problem. We are going to beat the holy hell out of those two idiots and prove to them that they are just a couple of kids who don't know what they are getting themselves into. I bet if the Psycho Ambassador became a wrestler he'ld walk in and kick these two kids around also.

Shaggy 2 Dope-I've seen crack addicts that make more sense than those two kids.

Violent J-Time to shut these two punks up. They are going to have to learn that they stand no chance when they face the two king Juggalos of the world. Shags it's going to be almost to easy facing off against these two.

Shaggy 2 Dope-Well that's what I am trying to tell you. Let's go back to bat fighting that's going to be more interesting than our match against Beavis and Butthead.

Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J grab their bats and continue their bat fight with Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope swearing at each other while bat fighting.

Violent J-That it? With the way your fighting I may have to destroy Beavis and Butthead myself.

Shaggy 2 Dope-That's not an accomplishment those two are just completely stupid. Do we really even have a challenge this week?

Violent J-Well we are on an off week. We lost to cheaters named Chris Zero and SJK. We'll get payback in time. We got bigger and better things to worry about like The Chaotic Saints or Degeneration X who hold the tag team titles that are going to be ours in time.

Shaggy 2 Dope-Let's pimp out our titles after we win them.

Violent J-With what Hatchetmen?

Shaggy 2 Dope-Why the FUCK NOT?

Violent J-Beavis and Butthead have no chance in beating us this week at American Revolution. The only thing that is going to be deserving is those tag team title shots TO US! Tag Titles that are going to be property of the FUTURE DARK CARNIVAL of EWE.

Shaggy 2 Dope-Dark Carnival? Let's show EWE what an army of JUGGALOS can do.

Violent J-An army of juggalos if that came to EWE they would be DESTROYED BIG TIME!

Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope sit there laughing getting ready for their match while they continue to bat fight.

[Beavis]

TALE OF THE STORY
Beavis walks out of his lockeroom, with like a big smile on his face. His clothes all messed up and like his hair out of whack. He yells out.

Beavis: BUTT-HEAD!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!

Tale of the Story
Beavis like looks around for him, but he isn't no where in sight..So he calls out again.

Beavis: HEY BUNGHOLE!!! THE HELL ARE YOU AT YOU ASSHOLE!!!

Tale Of the Story
Like, apparently Butt-Head was flirting with one of the female backstagehands trying to get her number. He heard Beavis call his name out. He rolled his eyes then walked over to him.

Butt-Head: What do you want you jackass. I was about to get a hot chicks' number and I was going to score later on, but you messed that up.

Beavis: Butt-Head..I SCORED!!!!

Butt-Head: I know, with that Gwen Rose chick.

Beavis: No No, with Tracy Brooks. You know, that chick with the big boobies.

Butt-Head: Your lying.

Beavis: HEHEHEHE..No.

Butt-Head: UHUH, like prove it.

Beavis: I will. HEHEHE

Tale of the Story
Beavis opens the door more, and they both can see Tracy Brooks getting dressed. Butt-Head looks at her, then looks at Beavis.

Butt-Head: UHUHUH, you liked scored with her?

Beavis: Yeah baby. We did it well..CORNHOLIO WAS HAPPY!!!! She gave me all the TeePee I wanted.

Butt-Head: UHUHUH..How big were her boobies?

Beavis: Like, as big as my head. They were nice.

TALE OF THE STORY
They both standing there looking and laughing at the camera in there own special way. Tracy walked out of the lockeroom and slapped Beavis' head, she walked back to the Future Shock lockeroom. When she hit his head, that made Beavis & Butt-Head snap out of it. I like dont know, some weird why like like connect and stuff when somebody gets hit, they like both feel it.

Butt-Head: SO, are you like ready for American Revolution against the Clowns?

Beavis: What Clowns?

Butt-Head: Insane Clown Posse you dumbass.

Beavis: HEHEHE. Oh right, well yeah I'm ready. I never did like clowns and they are deserve to die.

Butt-Head: UHUHUH..Yeah.

Beavis: Shaggy 2 Ho and Violent Gay...ICP are Gay and they both are Ho's. HEHEHEHEHE, and there music sucks. I heard Butt-Heads farts sounds better in what you guys sing.

Butt-Head: UHUHUH, yeah..HEY, like what a minute..That's not cool.

Beavis: HEHEHEHE. You juggalos can like go die and stuff. You even lost to Chris Zero & SJK?

Butt-Head: UHUHUH, that's like bad.

Beavis: And you guys like think you can even beat us at American Revolution to like earn yourselves at EWE Tag Team Title shot against like whoever is the champs either DX & Chaotic Saints.

Butt-Head: Chaotic Saints are pretty cool. That Danny Danger guy is one hell of a wrestler.

Beavis: Your only saying that because Jordan plays both of you guys.

Butt-Head: UHUHUH..Who's Jordan?

Beavis: HEHEHE, like some kid Cocklocke doesn't like, and some BYW person.

Butt-Head: Doesn't Dustin play Cocklocke?

Beavis: Whos' Dustin?

Butt-Head: Like you know. That little kid you made impersonate last week on Download.

Beavis: HEHEHE..oh yeah.

Butt-Head: So like, let's beat Insane Clown Pussies these week and get that gold around our waists.

Beavis: HEHEHE, yeah, there like Pussies, not posse. Clowns aren't evil, clowns aren't cool..I HATE CLOWNS and I hate Insane Clown Posse and Juggalos, they like aren't cool and stuff. I wonder if they are bringing a carnival to EWE?

Butt-Head: UHUHUH, why you say that?

Beavis: They like, did say something about bringing a dark carnival to EWE. I hope they have good rides, and they dont suck like ICP and there music.

Butt-Head: UHUH, Yeah.

Beavis: Come on Butt-Head, let's go like, do something.

Butt-Head: Like what?

Beavis: i dont know.

TALE OF THE STORY
The scene goes out as Beavis & Butt-Head look at eachother not knowing what to do.

[Beavis]

[glow=silver,2,300]

SCENE ONE: Beavis hits the Ring.

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Tale of the Story
After Five long hours of staring at eachother and laughing. Beavis & Butt-Head finally figured out what they were going to do next. Beavis was like gonna go out to the ring and meet whatever fans they had in EWE and Butt-Head was going to go find Kelly and flirt with her and try to get an interview. "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses (The offical B&BH theme song) goes off as Beavis is seen like walking down to the ring, wearing his METALLIC RULES T-SHIRT and his gray shorts.

Jimmy Justice: Why are they still in EWE. They should just leave, nobody wants them around.

Kenny Greenwood: Shut up Jimmy. They are well-liked and haven't done that bad of a job on Xplosion.

Jimmy: Correction Greenwood. They don't belong on Xplosion or Download PERIOD!

Kenny Greenwood: Your opinion doesn't count, and your an idiot. They should be getting off Download sometime soon. They are doing well.

TALE OF THE STORY
Beavis is like standing the middle of the ring, picking his nose and has a mic in hand. We can hear him laughing over the mic as he does it.

Jimmy: And you like these guys? Beavis is in there picking his nose.

Kenny: What? It's funny.

Beavis: HEHEHEHE..Like, I'm out here and stuff to talk about this American Revolution match that EWE Coolest and like most awesome tag team is in Beavis & Butt-Head versus the Insane Clown Pussies. HEHEHE, I mean Posse. We like are in the match for a future Tag Team Title shot versus whoever wins at AR between DX & Choatic Saints. Beavis & Butt-Heard are like really awesome and really only time we ever lose if we get lazy and decided not to show like we did at the last pay per view Retribution.

Tale of the Story
Jimmy looks over at Kenny and raises an eyebrow at him.

Kenny: Atleast he's being honest.

Beavis: Beavis & Butt-Head are going to give ICP like a total ass-kicking and recieve a Tag Team Title shot and we are like going to beat whoever is the Tag Team Champions and put the gold around our waist...HEHEHEHEHE, it's like be like so awesome hold a shiny belt around my waist..Beavis & Butt-Heard are awesome and the "Death Episode" will never happen again. HEHEHEHE, Beavis & Butt-Head will not be leaving EWE anytime soon. EWE is now like stuck with us and stuff.

Jimmy: Oh great. Just wonderful.

TALE OF THE STORY
The recieves alot of cheers from the fans, and they start chanting "CORNHOLIO"

Beavis: HEHEHE, Cornholio..YEAH YEAH..We kick ass..AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH..Juggalos SUCK, they have bad taste in music and Insane Clown Posse will taste a foot right up there ass. ICP will like learn and stuff not to mess with EWE's Coolest Tag Team Beavis & Butt-Head, because B&BH are like awesome and stuff.

Tale of the Story
Beavis, ummmm, drops the mic as the theme blasts and he goes backstage.

[glow=silver,2,300]Scene two: Cornholio Interviewed.[/glow]

TALE OF THE STORY
Beavis is backstage drinking alot of coffee. Getting really hyper and excited about the match at American Revolution.



Beavis: YEAH YEAH..COFFEE GOOD!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

TALE OF THE STORY
Beavis keeps drinking the coffee as Xplosion interview Kelly walks up to him. She looks up, shaking her head.

Beavis: Coffee Coffee..Tee-Pee for my Bunghole..NAAA-HAAAA

Kelly: Beavis.Calm Down.

Beavis: AHHHHHHHHHHHH Clowns are Dead..ICP Sucks, Juggalos aren't cool..ROCK IS AWESOME..NAAAA-HAAAAA...COOOOOFFFFFFEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Kelly: BEEEAAAVVVVISSS!!!!!

Tale of the Story
Kelly walks up to Beavis and slaps em really hard trying to make him calm down.

Beavis: ARE YOU THREATENING ME?? NOBODY THREATENS ME!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH

Kelly: CALM DOWN!!!!

Beavis: BOOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelly: Now that I got your attention. Will you calm down so I can interview you.

Beavis: NAAA-HAAAAAAAA, Coffee good. Interview..w00000000000000!!!!!!!!

Tale of the Story
That was the last of it. Beavis started to calm down, but not to much, but you know..Cornholio started to come out. HEHEHEHE.

Kelly: Alright Beavis. Tonight is American Revolution. Are you & Butt-Head prepared for Insane Clown Posse?

Beavis: HEHEHE..Yeah we are. Butt-Head and I are like going to put down the clowns and I dont mean with any transquilzer darts. We mean like literally beat them down in the ring.HEHEHE.

Kelly: How are you going to do that?

Beavis: Only Beavis & Butt-Head know our secret in like what we are going to do..If I told you, I would like have to kill you and stuff, and your like too pretty to die.

Kelly: Well that's cool.

Beavis: YEAH YEAH...DIE DIE..HAHAHAHAHA, NAAAAAAAAAA....

Kelly: Thanks for your time Beavis. This will good nowhere.

TALE OF THE STORY
Kelly walks away rolling her eyes. That didn't go anywhere.

Beavis: COFFEE, COFFEE!!!

TALE OF THE STORY
Beavis went back to drinking the coffee, and actually lifting the pot over his face. He then drops the pot as it smashes on the ground. He finally puts his shirt over his head.



Beavis: HEHEHEHEH..AHHHHHH, I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO AND I NEED TEE-PEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE..NAAA-HAAAAAAA...Insane Clown Posse are Done..AHHHHHHHHHHHH, Beavis & Butt-Head Rule...HAHAHAHAHAH..HEHEHEHEHEHE.

Tale of the Story
Beavis notices Stagehands staring at him weirdly. He pimp slaps them both



Beavis: YOU WILL NOT THREATEN THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHHE..I'M AWESOME, AHHHHHHHHHH....It's Done for Insane Clown Pussies...ROCK ON MOTHER BITCHES!!!!

Tale of the Story
Beavis starts to hand bang for no reason.



Beavis: DoN'T MAKE ME ANGRY!!!!!

Tale of the Story
Beavis keeps going crazy as the scene goes out.

[Beavis]

Beavis: HEHEHE, hey Butt-Head

Butt-Head: What?

Beavis: We are going to win at American Revolution

Butt-Head: UHUHUH..really?

Beavis: Yeah

Butt-Head: What makes you so sure?

Beavis: BECAUSE WE FREAKING RULE!!!

Butt-Head: UHUHUH..yeah.

Beavis: HEHEHE

Butt-Head: Umm...Beavis, what was the point of this 4th of yours.

Beavis: For the hell of it.

Butt-Head: Uhuhuhuh..Cool.

Beavis: YEAH YEAH!!!

Butt-Head: ICP sucks.

Beavis: Yeah they do.

Butt-Head: We are the next Champs.

Beavis: HEHEHEHE Yeah..You know what's left to do right?

Butt-Head: What?

Beavis: END SCENE!!

Butt-Head: UHUHUH, Oh yeah.

END RP

[Insane Clown Posse]

(OOC-Ya got me this time even if this next one is good you probably still got me.)

The scene opens out with Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope sitting around backstage listening to their own music.

Violent J-Yo Shags. You ready?

Shaggy 2 Dope-Hell yeah!

Violent J-The serial killaz are on their way to AMERICAN REVOLUTION SHAGS! SO we ready to kick ass?

Shaggy 2 Dope-HELL YEAH!

Violent J-Alright this match means we win we get #1 Contendership for the tag team titles.

Shaggy 2 Dope-Well no shit there genious Beavis and Butthead? If they win who will care? It will be all one man and not the other.

Violent J-It seems Beavis is the only one interested in this match Butthead seems to have little or NO INTEREST in winning this match. I guess he just want us to face Danger and Predator or Degeneration-X. Beavis is using the only way he has to even HURT US! His moronic alter ego Cornholio.

Shaggy 2 Dope-Well J even with the moronic alter ego they still stand no chance. We will make this look like Celeberty Deathmatch. Beavis said Rock Rules? He's obviously stupid cuz EVERYONE KNOWS THAT! If there were no rock there be no rap. All ICP is well HORRORCORE! We piss people off and we TRUELY DON'T GIVE A FUCK! THE JUGGALOS in the crowd will be there chanting "I.C.P" or even start the infamous "Down with the Clown" chant. The bitchboys and pussies in the crowd booing us they aren't even there honestly. To us the only ones there are THE JUGGALOS! Those who paint their face wear the hatchetmen chains and EVERYTHING that's who there to us.

Violent J-Howard Stern to us he's there. Blaze ya Dead Homie he's there. Monoxide Child and Madrox THEY ARE THERE! Vampiro, Sabu, hell even DANNY DANGER IS THERE! The only non juggalos around are the competition for if no competition there be nothing to even be here for.

Shaggy 2 Dope-Well that's also true. The bitchboys can be there, but to us they don't matter.

Violent J-We are getting ready to just DESTROY THEM RETARDS! So this week we will prove to EWE WE BELONG!

Shaggy 2 Dope-Well and for those who AIN'T DOWN WITH THE CLOWN THIS MESSAGE IS FOR YOU!

I.C.P. Together-FUCK YOU!

The scene fades to black with The Insane Clown Posse there listening to music.