Chris Zero & SJK vs Future Shock vs MCMG

[Abdul]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Wednesday - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Wednesday - 11 P.M.
Central: Wednesday/Thursday Morning - Midnight
Eastern: Thursday 1 A.M.
U.K.: Thursday 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limit: 4 RPs PER TEAM

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day
YOU MUST HAVE A RP UP BEFORE THE DL DAY IF YOU WANT TO DO MORE THEN ONE

3-Way Tag Team Match
Chris Zero & SJK vs Brent Acid & Syco vs Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin

["Mental Messiah" SJK]

Scene 1-Filming

Scene opens at EWE Main Office. Sterling James Keenan is there he is being forced to Apologize for his comments last week.

SJK: Is this really necessary?

GM Jenna: Yes it is you offended a lot of people with those comments about Chris Benoit.

GM Law: Listen kid you are far down the totem pole so if you want to have a bright future here in EWE just say sorry and get it over with.[/color]

They have Keenan sit on the stool and they begin filming.

SJK: Hello fans for the couple of you who have been living under a rock or in a cave. I am Sterling James Keenan I am part of the tag team Kings of Wrestling. I am here cause the GM's of Xplosion felt I should "apologize" for my comments last week. Well I am sorry if some of you fucking retarded ass bitches can't handle the fucking truth. If I offended you then come up and tell me my response to you will be along the lines of Suck my Cock. Which is something GM Jenna Jameson is good at....

GM Law: CUT CUT CUT. What the Hell is that? You are only digging yourself a big hole buddy.

SJK: I am suppose to care why?

GM Law: Listen kid you mess with the Bull you get the horns.

SJK: You are ripping off the Fucking Breakfast Club of all the movies you pick a dumb ass 80's teen Comedy. How old are you?

GM Law: Listen take if from the top and be sincere or else.

SJK: Or Else what you throw your dentures at me?

GM Jenna:*giggles* He got you there Law.

GM Law: Hey your suppose to be on my side.

GM Jenna: Ohh sorry. Keenan just says it and be done with it.

SJK: Fine Fine but at heart I wont mean it.

They start filming over again.

Scene 2-I didn't mean it.

We are in the arena. Kenny Greenwood and Jimmy Justice are talking.

Kenny: Fans we have gotten a lot of Emails,Phone Calls, and Letter concerning what happened during our ten bell salute to Chris Benoit. Sterling James Keenan came out during the proceeding and ran down Benoit.

Jimmy: Well earlier this week Keenan filmed alittle bit of video here it is.

The Video starts to play.

SJK: * in a zombie like voice* I am sorry for those of you I offended.* He looks to his Left* Am I done now.

The Video stops.

Kenny: He sure did sound like he really meant that.

Jimmy: What happened to this kid he was so respectful now look at him.

Kenny: People change well now we are going to have that Ten Bell salute for Benoit. So lets have some silence.....

Before the Salute can begin Mainline Murder starts to play and Sterling James Keenan comes out.



The Fans Boo as yet again Keenan interupts a salute to Chris Benoit. Keenan slides in the ring and picks up a Microphone.

SJK: Ding.....Ding....Ding... there Benoit got his ring bell salute now lets drop it and talking about someone who is still alive and didn't murder someone. Lets talk about ME!!!

Kenny: How Disrespectful can one man be.

SJK: First off that little video Apology I didn't mean a damn word I said. I could care less if any of you worthless ring rats were offended or not. You can all go suck a dick for all I care.

Jimmy: How crude disrespecting these fans if it wasn't for them he wouldn't have a job.

SJK: I want to talk about how I am being Disrespected here in EWE. First I was put in a match against a bunch of rapping clowns. Now I am in a match against two jobbers and two child molesters. Me and Chris Zero is the best damn thing to ever happen to this company and they disrespect us like this. I actually agree with that Walking STD Chris Steel. These GM's don't know what the fuck they are doing. Last week I wrestled in front of a school in there parking lot. Sale's are down in that school parking lot only 50 people showed up to watch the show. If me and my partner Chris Zero don't start getting respect. We might have to go to the other brand Austin has offered a nice deal. Just a word of warning to our Co GM's.

Keenan drops the mic and leaves.

Kenny: This guy is really becoming a asshole.

Jimmy: I know but in a way he does make a point.

Kenny: What are you kidding me Jimmy.

["Mental Messiah" SJK]

OOC: Well Future Shock looks like it is now a plain old tag match.

The Scene opens with Kenny&Jimmy both having a serious look on there face.

Kenny: Fans we have some rather shocking news.

Jimmy: The Triple Threat Tag match at American Revolution is now up in the air.

Kenny: The match is well might not be anymore but it was suppose to be The Kings of Wrestling vs Future Shock vs The Motor City Machine Guns.

Jimmy: Earlier today The Motor City Machine guns got attacked Brutally.

Kenny: It was a scene out of some kind of Horror movie. One by One they where taken out.

Jimmy: Both Sabin and Shelly are in critical condition at a local hospital.

Kenny: Also nobody has heard anything from So Cal Val all day nobody can reach her on her cell phone.

Jimmy: We can only fear the worse.

Kenny: All of this was caught on tape. We have yet to watch the tapes our self's so be for warned this will be explicit.

The Tape begins to play. To Masked Man stand in front of the camera.

Masked Man #1: Tonight we show our force. Tonight the triple threat tag at American Revolution becomes a tag match.

Masked Man #2: Tonight we end the careers of the Motor City Machine Guns. We already got to So Cal Val.

Masked Man #1: Tonight we do this for all the kids these two whack jobs hurt and touched.

Masked Man #2: Tonight the Child Molesters go down.

The person behind the camera shows that Bradley Sabin is down the Hall. The Person holding the camera starts walking down towards Sabin as the two Masked men go around to come up behind Sabin. As the Camera person gets close enough Sabin notices the person.

Sabin: What with the camera Girl?

Female Voice: To film what is about to happen.

Sabin: OK so what is about to happen?

Female Voice: Your Funeral.

Sabin: What?

The Two Masked men attack Sabin from behind and start to brutal punch and kick Sabin. He try's to fight back but he is just out numbered. The Two Masked men start to drag Sabin and the first part of the film ends.

Kenny: Wow As we understand that is part one of four.

Jimmy: Who is this woman behind the camera Sabin seemed to know her.

Kenny: I think I know but I can't be sure her voice is so familiar.

Jimmy: Well we just got word the second part of the video is ready to play so lets begin.

The Video starts we see Sabin chained up in the center of a dark lit room. You can make out he has been beaten badly. He is very bloody. He can barely talk.

Sabin: Why are you doing this V*BLEEEEP* ?

Female Voice: Simple Brad I found a better team.

Sabin: Why Me?

Female Voice: Like you don't know?

Sabin: I Don't?

Female Voice: A little hint Twelve.

Sabin: What I don't understand?

Female Voice: That is how old that little boy was.

Sabin: That was all Shelly's idea. I was drunk I just held him that was all.

Female Voice: We know Alex will get his to. But you held that kid and let Alex violate him so for that you will soon feel that young boys pain.

The two Masked men walk up out of the darkness. One of them is holding a Umbrella.

Sabin: What is with the Umbrella?

Female Voice: Your about to be Violated.

Sabin: No please God No.

Female Voice: God don't you ever say that name. Where you will be going God has no power.

One Masked man pulls down Sabin's pants and underwear. The Second puts alittle grease on the Umbrella.

Sabin: *crying* Please have mercy on me Please

Female Voice: No enjoy your stay in Hell

The second masked man plunges the Umbrella into Sabin then opens it. Sabin screams for a moment then goes lifeless.The second part of the video ends. Back in the arena Kenny has a stone look on his face and Jimmy is puking into a trash can.

Kenny: Ughh for the sake of our fans that are watching I think it best not to play parts Three and Four.

Mainline Murder plays and Both members of the Kings of Wrestling make a b line to the Commentators table.

Kenny: What are you two doing out here?

SJK: Simple you will play the rest of our Video.

Kenny: What it was you? You did this?

SJK: Yes we were the masked men and So Cal Val was the Camera Girl.

Kenny: No we will not play the rest of this sick video.

SJK: Well you have no choice.

Keenan and Zero beat down Kenny and Jimmy and send them packing.

SJK: Hello fans I am Sterling James Keenan.

Zero: And I am Chris Zero.

SJK: We have taking over Commentary. We now return you to part Three of Death of a Machine Gun.

Zero: Should we really bore the fans with this. After all we do the same to Alex Shelly that we do to Bradley Sabin. Beat Him down make him cry violate him with a Umbrella.

SJK: Dude now we can't cause you ruined the plot. GOD I hate people like you always ruining movies ether it be at Blockbuster that stupid clerk telling me everything about the movie as I try to rent it. Or at a Theater and those stupid Black People always talking.

Zero: HAHA You so made a racist comment.

SJK: So it is fucking true. Screw the Blacks, Screw this Asians,Screw the Towel Heads, and Screw the Spicks White Power Bitches deal with it.

Scene ends with both Keenan and Zero leaving the commentators table.

["Simply The Best" Chris Hero]

Scene opens with Some dumb Blond Girl standing by with So Cal Val and Chris Zero of the Kings of Wrestling.

Blond Girl: Hello fans I am Jillian Hall the newest Xplosion Brand Interviewer. I am standing by with both So Cal Val and Chris Zero. Val I start with you why did you betray the Machine Guns?

So Cal Val: Well that is simple two reasons one I didn't like there lifestyle.

Jillian Hall: And Two?

So Cal Val: The Kings of Wrestling are simply the better Team.

Jillian Hall: Chris Why did your attack on The Machine Guns have to be so brutal?

Chris Zero: Listen here you brain dead fake boobs numbskull. I refuse to answer questions from a dim whit like you. So beat it I will conduct my own Interview.

Chris chases off Jillian Hall.

Chris Zero: Chris you good looking stud you. Are you ready to be interviewed?

Chris Zero: Sure Am Chris.

Chris Zero: Chris lets begin with the attack on the Machine Guns. Why did you choose them to attack and not Future Shock?

Chris Zero:Well Chris.........

Keenan walks up.

SJK: He is doing that interview himself thing again isn't he?

So Cal Val: Yep.

SJK: He will be doing this for awhile. Want to go grab a bite to eat?

Chris is talking to himself in the background.

So Cal Val: Sure why not.

So Cal Val and Sterling James Keenan leave together.

Chris Zero: and that is why Chris we attacked the Machine Guns and not Future Shock.

Chris Zero: Very Interresting. How do you feel about So Cal Val becoming your new manager.

Chris Zero: Very good she got The Machine Guns some big matches now Me and Keenan hope she does the same for us.

Chris Zero: Well Chris thanks for this interview.

Chris Zero: Anytime Chris.

Chris turns around to see everyone has left.

Chris Zero: Where did everybody go?

[Johnny"Syco"Devine]

Brent and Syco are standing by watching everything that has happened on a monitor.

BA: Syco I have to say I am kind of worried.

Syco: Why are you Worried Brent?

BA: We are stepping into the ring with Child Molesters and Two guys who like violating people with Umbrellas.

Syco: Wow now that is a good reason to be worried.

BA: Yeah why do we always have to fight the weirdos?

Syco: Beats me but hey look on the bright side. The winner of the match has to be in line for a tag title match.

BA: True.

Syco: Yep.

BA: Wow I am really not in the mood for this.

Syco: For What?

BA: Role play. I am just well dry mentally.

Syco: Eghh it happens.

BA: That Keenan guy is really good. He has like 9 Billon Karma points.

Syco: Yeah dude the Hell-a Popular now.

BA: Man if we only beat him to the punch and got rid of Alex first.

Syco: It is the way of life.

BA: Yeah.