Post by Mello Yello on Sept 12, 2007 18:23:50 GMT -5
I'd like to start this off by saying WTF Spain?!
Has anyone ever heard of King Charles II of Spain? Well, if you haven't you're missing out on a great joke! See, Charles was the only surviving son of King Philip IV, so when he died, the crown was given to Charles, but get this: Because of all of the inbreeding in the Spanish royal family, Charles was born with an oversized head, a tongue so large he could hardly speak, and was mentally retarded.
And for 39 Years he ruled over Spain, Naples, Sicily, nearly all of Italy (except Piedmont, the Papal States and Venice), and Spain's overseas Empire (Including Mexico and the Philippines).
Crazy, huh?
I've decided a Snicker's bar is like a mouth orgasm.
The Custodian at my school looks just like a mjiniature Emilio Esteves. Seriously, he looks so much like him, I am beginning to wonder if The Jock from the Breakfast Club hit hard times, or what.
Anyway, last year my Earth/Space class was outside in this little building on the school property last year, while they worked on my teachers new room. Anyway, this piece o' crap building leaked like the Titanic, srsly. So, when one leak got particularly bad, he called into the school to have a Custodian come out and look at it, enter Li'l Emilio. He looks at the leak and then turns to my teacher and says (I shit you not):
"The leak'll stop once it quits raining."
...
I'm going to repeat that:
"The leak'll stop once it quits raining."
And even worse.... the man was serious.
Has anyone ever heard of King Charles II of Spain? Well, if you haven't you're missing out on a great joke! See, Charles was the only surviving son of King Philip IV, so when he died, the crown was given to Charles, but get this: Because of all of the inbreeding in the Spanish royal family, Charles was born with an oversized head, a tongue so large he could hardly speak, and was mentally retarded.
And for 39 Years he ruled over Spain, Naples, Sicily, nearly all of Italy (except Piedmont, the Papal States and Venice), and Spain's overseas Empire (Including Mexico and the Philippines).
Crazy, huh?
I've decided a Snicker's bar is like a mouth orgasm.
The Custodian at my school looks just like a mjiniature Emilio Esteves. Seriously, he looks so much like him, I am beginning to wonder if The Jock from the Breakfast Club hit hard times, or what.
Anyway, last year my Earth/Space class was outside in this little building on the school property last year, while they worked on my teachers new room. Anyway, this piece o' crap building leaked like the Titanic, srsly. So, when one leak got particularly bad, he called into the school to have a Custodian come out and look at it, enter Li'l Emilio. He looks at the leak and then turns to my teacher and says (I shit you not):
"The leak'll stop once it quits raining."
...
I'm going to repeat that:
"The leak'll stop once it quits raining."
And even worse.... the man was serious.
