Syco & Brent Acid vs. Insane Clown Posse

[Abdul]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Sunday - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Sunday - 11 P.M.
Central: Sunday/Monday - Midnight
Eastern: Monday 1 A.M.
U.K.: Monday 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limit: 4 RPs

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day
1ST RP MUST BE UP BEFORE DL DAY IF YOU WANNA DO MORE THEN ONE



Tag Team Match
Syco and Brent Acid vs. Insane Clown Posse

[Johnny"Syco"Devine]

Brent Acid and Syco are arguing about the PPV.

Syco: Why is it when they were running down the card my Picture isn't there. Sure you see ICP and you see you Brent but not me?

Acid: Hey man it not my fault Abdul did it.

Syco: Who in the Hell is Abdul?

Acid: Muhammad Hassan.

Syco: Fuck that I am not messing with that dude. He would like so kick my ass.

Acid: Yeah.

Syco: Ok why in the hell are we fighting some lame rap group backyard wrestling,got booed the fuck out of ROH chumps!

Tracy Brooks: That was me.

Acid: Why?

TB: There Celebs. Look at the press Bam Bam Bigelow got when he confronted Lawerance Taylor, Or Kane with Pete Rose& Drew Carey. Same with the WCW and Leno,Malone,Rodman,Arquette.

Syco: So us killing a couple of crappy sounding rapping clowns will give us a lot of press.

TB: Pretty much yeah.

Acid: Sounds like a easy night for us bro.

Syco: I guess so but I want comptention. Beavis&Butthead,Kings of Wrestlings,The Forsaken even the Motor City Machine Guns.

Acid: We will get to kick there asses in dew time. Let get the easy win so easy press and then we go party.

Syco: Ok HAHA Dude did you see that fat chick Steel hooked up with the other night.

Acid:HAHAH Yeah man I have never seen that guy so hammered. But I do hopes he wins the title.

Syco: Yeah he will for sure give us title matches if he wins he always does.

Acid: Yeah one of us is the future World Champ.

[Insane Clown Posse]

The scenery opens up at a satelite radio show. The Howard Stern show. The scene opens up showing Howard Stern talking.

Howard Stern: For those who just tuned in. Tonight we bring back by popular demand two guys who are no strangers to The Howard Stern Show. THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE!

Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope walk onto the set. Both of them not even with a look of concern on their faces. They just take their seats acknowledge Howard Stern.

Violent J: Well first off it's good to be back here on The Howard Stern Show yet again. Now we came here to talk about our first match in a place called EWE. These two punks thinking we ain't shit talking about how them beating down celeberties will get them a win?

Shaggy 2 Dope: Well Howard before you ask anything I'ld like to say not only have we made a career out of music we've made a career in professional wrestling also. WWE, WCW, ECW, TNA, ROH we've been everywhere. So far the only thing our moronic opponents have talked about is beating up celeberties. Comparing us to the likes of Pete Rose? Drew Carey? Lawrence Taylor? Talking about how we walked out on ROH? Only for them to get a promo saying FUCK THE CLOWNS? We made a career out or music and a career out of wrestling. Hell Juggalo Championshit Wrestling they say that was disrespect, but FUCK ANYONE who ain't down with the clown.

Howard Stern: So guys who are you fighting?

Violent J: Well we are facing these guys who think they'll win only cuz we are what clowns? Well they don't know a damn thing that there is to know about us. These guys want press? Well they will get press after Shags and I beat the holy hell out of both of them. Brent Acid? Syco? You have no idea. Your talking about going up against guys that have literally been everywhere there is to be in the professional wrestling world. Talking about guys who will even put each other threw tables just to get every Juggalo in the stands up on their feet.

Howard Stern: So Shaggy what are you looking to do in this match coming up?

Shaggy 2 Dope: Well first off I'ma walk out and I am going to well look down at both of these little bitch boys. I'm going to walk up and beat em down walk out of the ring to make it fair so J can murder them aswell. Drink a Faygo run back in and kill the one J left alive or hasn't gotten to yet. Brent Acid and Syco have no clue on who they are going up against. They are taking on not only Detroits FINEST! They are taking on Detroit's MOST DANGEROUS! I C MOTHERFUCKIN P!

Violent J: Well which one you want to kill Shags?

Shaggy 2 Dope: I don't know which one you gonna kill J?

Violent J: I don't know. Let's kill em both at the same time.

Shaggy 2 Dope: Sounds like a gameplan what you think Howard?

Howard Stern: So anything new coming out soon guys?

The scene stops and fades to black right there.

[Johnny"Syco"Devine]

OOC: I want to say Holy Shit you RPed I was expecting a No Show. Congrats to you my respect level rose three points for you. Also I talk Shit in the RP but I am a juggalo have all the CDs and all the JCW DVDs. Also there was a ICP in this other efed I was in TAC are you the same person or just someone else useing ICP?

Brent and Syco look at each other confused. They just got done listening to the Howard Stern show on Satellite Radio.

Acid: They actually called what they do in the ring Wrestling?

Syco: I guess they do.

Acid: What a fucking joke. Sure they been in every wrestling Fed on God's green Earth. But they forgot to mention they sucked at all of them.

Syco: HAHA good one.

Acid: I will admit. I do like that song Chicken Hunting.

Syco: So did I when I was 14.

Acid: Have you heard there latest CD. That song Homies is the most sold out attempt at going main stream I ever heard.

Syco: You still listen to that crap.

Acid: No it was on the Backyard Wrestling Video game.

Syco: Ohh Yeah that game was dope. Madman FUCKING Pondo in a video game is money!!!!

Acid: Hell yeah also Sick Nick Pondo and the Messiah.

Syco: CZW!!! CZW!!! CZW!!!!

Acid: Yeah Boy. Dude we need to dig that game up and play it.

Syco: Yell Heah I so forgot about it after Smackdown vs Raw 2006 came out.

Acid: Me to.

Next Scene shows Brent&Syco playing BYW on the PS3.

Acid: I must say the PS3 make PS2 games look alittle better.

Syco: Not the system it is the HDTV.

Acid: Plus it being 52 inch does help. Ahh Fuck that was a cheap win all you did was punch and kick.

Syco: A Win is a win.

Acid: Rematch!!!!!

Tracy Brooks walks in.

Tracy: Are you guys kidding me? You have a big time PPV match and you are playing video games.

Acid: Yeah.

Tracy: Wait is that BYW?

Syco: Yeah.

Tracy: I got winner.

[Johnny"Syco"Devine]

OOC: #3 nothing special

Brent and Syco are sitting on a couch watching the just released Season 7 of ER. When Tracy walks in she turns off the dvd and puts in a DVD she has in her hand.

Acid: Hey we were watching that.

Tracy: You can watch it later. I had a friend burn this DVD for you two to study.

Syco: Study what?

Tracy: The Insane Clown Posse. This dvd is 4 hours of all there matches from WWE,WCW,ECW,TNA.,ROH,IWA MS,JCW.

Acid: Ohh Hell no I am not watching four hours of those two jokes wrestling.

Tracy: You have to it will help you know there moves.

Syco: We already know there moves punch kick, The skinny one does a top rope leg drop and the fat one does a press slam turned Samoan drop that is all. Why should we torture ourselfs and watch them wrestle.

Tracy: I am just trying to prepare you guys.

Acid: I know but come on it is not like they are Next Gen or even The Forsaken. They are rapping clowns. Get ahold of yourself babe.

Tracy: Your right how tough could they be.

Syco: There no put ER back on sit down with us and watch one of the best shows on TV ever!

They all sit down and finish watching ER.

[Insane Clown Posse]

The scenery opens up at a club in Detroit. ICP are seen on stage performing. Just as they are done with their last song Violent J starts to speak.

Violent J: Well thanks to all juggalos and juggalettes for joining us here tonight. Thank you for joining us before our first match here in EWE. We take on these two punkass bitches who have had the expense of talking major shit about us.

Shaggy 2 Dope: They call themselves Syco and Brent Acid. They sit around jackin each other off watching crap TV. When they should be worrying about what we are going to be doing to them. They want to talk down our careers? What have they done that makes them so special?

Violent J: Well I'll answer that for ya Shags NOTHING! They haven't done a damn thing to make themselves special. They are just a couple of nobodies who think they got a chance at living against us. We could destroy these two in no time at all. Fighting these two is only wasting our time. We got bigger and better things awaiting us, but I guess we need to beat down these two posers to prove that we are more than they'll ever be.

The fans are cheering after each word they are saying.

Shaggy 2 Dope: Well thanks for stating the obvious J.

Violent J: Shut it Shags. We got business to deal with. Well we got something to say for these two. Play the track!

"Fuck the World" starts to play over the PA system as both of them got microphones ready as the music kicks in. The scene fades as they start.

[Johnny"Syco"Devine]

OOC:Here it is I hit the limit good luck to ICP you have been a good challenge.

Acid: Man I have a funny joke for you man.

Syco: Ok tell me.

Acid: This man walks into a Talent Agents office. He said do I have a act for you. The Agent said ok what is the act? The man said it is a family act. He said first he and his wife walks onto stage naked as can be. Then he said I will start jacking off I will beat it like no body's business. He said right before I cum my wife hits me in the cock with a sledgehammer and my cock just explodes with Blood and Cum shooting all over the audience. Then my son who is only thirteen comes onto the stage and he starts jacking himself off and right before he cums same thing my wife nails him in the cock with a sledgehammer and he shoots blood and cum on the audience. Then my daughter comes onto stage she is only seven and my wife bends her over a chair and pops her cherry with the handle of the sledgehammer and she bleeds everywhere. That's the act. The Talent Agent has a look of disgust and shock on his face. He ask the man what in the Hell do you call this act? The man says The Aristocrats.

Syco: That's the Joke?

Acid: Yeah didn't you find it funny?

Syco: No I found it disgusting and what kind of fucking punchline was that. It was lame.

Acid: It is a classiac it been around since the golden days of hollywood. Hell they even made a documentray of it.

Syco: So it is a lame joke.

Acid: You just have no sense of humor.

Syco: Yes I do. Funny is when you got up on stage last night at that Kareoky bar. Now that was funny.

Acid: I told you already I had a soar throat. If my Throat was ok I would of so rocked the Mic.

Syco: Sure you would.

Tracy walks in.

Acid: Tracy please tell Syco that The Aristocrats is a funny joke.

Tracy: No I saw the movie it is a lame joke. Well Bob Sagat's vershion was kind of funny but it is not a funny joke.

Acid: Ahhh You people have no sense of humor.

Tracy: Forget the joke worry only about ICP.

Syco: Humor is those two thinking they can beat us.

Acid: Yeah that is kind of funny. The chance of them beating us is the same of Chris Ceno winning the World Title tonight.

Syco: ZERO

Acid: Damn straight.

[Insane Clown Posse]

{OOC-May the best squad win MCL!}

The scene opens up in a backyard ICP are seen just hanging out there in some random backyard. A couple of guys are seen punching the holy hell out of each other. Shaggy starts to crack up a little bit.

Shaggy 2 Dope: Yo Jay that's what Syco and Acid's jaws are gonna look like after we done with them all broke and fucked up like that. Mad fools think we losing cuz we were lookin like jokes in WWE with a group called THE ODDITIES! Well look at them now. Golga can I.C.P. even know the limits of dissin the dead? Kurgan? Where is that 7'0 retard NOW? DOING NOTHING! Then the Giant Silva he's as big as WWE's Great Khali and he joined PRIDE and is getting his ass whooped only got ONE MEASELY WIN LAST TIME I CHECKED! Violent J and myself are gonna walk down to the ring. We gonna stare down Brent Acid and Syco and we gonna beat their asses plain and simple.

Violent J: Right we fuckin are Shags. They got no chance in hell defeating us inside the ring. We are walking down juggalos all around the crowd going nuts for them SERIAL KILLIN CLOWNS!

Shaggy 2 Dope: To those looking to say we ain't shit! Well what do we got to say them?

I.C.P.: FUCK THEM!

Violent J: We've heard alot of bad about us. Then look at our opponents they are trying to be just as sick as we are. Hell I've looked around and some of the mid card and some of the guys on that other show looking at us and they showin us love. Hell fighting us two is only going to do good things for Syco and Acid. They think that they can just run right threw the Insane Clown Posse? Well I think they can't I think they are going to CHOKE, FALL, AND CRUMBLE under the pressure of trying to take us down. So Shags you got anything else to say before we jump in this fight and break these guys jaws?

Shaggy 2 Dope: Watch out J cuz you may get hit.

The Insane Clown Posse jumps into the fight as a riot just breaks in this random backyard in the middle of some suburban culture as the scene fades to black.

(OOC-That's my last hopefully it wasn't after Deadline.)