Crikee Manny... In even more of a shocker, Abdul showed as HBK... been like 2 months since i done that lol
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All of a sudden “Sexy Boy” hits over the PA System, and The Chicago Crowd go absolutely nuts as Shawn Michaels appears through the curtain, sending Chi-Town into oblivion. He walks to go do a dx chop at the top of the ramp, but then all of a sudden his sexyboy hbk pyros flairs up, as HBK goes flying in the air with a burning ass, but doesn’t realise whats happening at first.
Shawn Michaels: Ouhh I really should laid off that bean burrito, my ass is stinging like its on a fire or something
How true he was, and he didn’t feel the effect of the pyro burn until he flew back down ass first onto the rampway, and then he started squealing like a overgrown whale, as Medics quickly rushed out to extinguish the sting burn on his ass
Shawn Michaels: What the hell was that, does it look like I came out here in leather pants and a glittery t-shirt… do I look like Elton John… hit my real music on
The techno guys get the nod from Shawn, and then put “sexyboy” one once again. Shawn quickly cuts them off not a happy chappy
Shawn Michaels: Not sexyboy you idiot… I want “ARE YOU READY”
Finally they get it right and then “Break It Down” blares over the pa, as the green light shimmers, and then HBK starts posing properly DX style fucking his hands on his crotch, girating his way down the rampway, as he claps a few fans hand down on the way. He reaches the ring, and jumps on the top outside the ropes, hanging out as he plays up to the crowd, before green fireworks shoot up into the air in a crossed “x” symbol. He then slides into the ring, and gets thrown a mic from Jeniffer Sparks, who he tries to chat up, but before he can make any plans for a date, hes reminded that he needs to cut a promo
Shawn Michaels: Well well well, you all thought I was dead huh? I mean whens the last time I actually showed for one of my matches? Seems like my good buddy Triple H has been carrying as of late, cant thank that big nosed old bastard enough for that.. I’d do anything for that man, and I mean seriously… I’d divorce my wife and go all brokeback mountain for Hunter, hes my whiteboy pimp for life
.. Ouhh yeah, Shawn just used a MSN emoticon in a rp, you know I’ve been sniffing the wrong chiwawa
The crowd look on in bedazzlement, but ever the random and wacky attitude of Shawn, they cheered for him regardless as a HBK chant started up
Shawn Michaels: But seriously, me coming out here infront of you lovely fans, and to quote Mick Foley for a cheesy pop, I’m talking about these lovely fans…
RIGHT HERE.. IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS!He gives a cheesy smile in foley esque style as he wads his thumbs up to receive a huge ovation from the crowd upon mention of Chicago
Shawn Michaels: So before I end up repeating myself for the third time, what I meant to say is, me showing up is just about as shellshocking as the Mexicools actually showing up, hell the level of the shock and awe of both of us showing you wouldn’t bet on a certain wopping jamboree kangaroo coming back to wankah us all with hiss asshead bullshit. So before I lose you all, I’ll get straight down to business. The Mexicools, are the unfortunate three chinboys who this Sunday get to experience Shawn Michaels back at his best, cuz oh yea, while Triple H may have carried me for the past two months, I give that Stephanie McMahon humping big breasted knee jerking king of kings a rest, cuz right here right now, I’m carrying that fogey like a pack of m&m’s in my pocket, so what this means is real simple boy-o’s
Shawn then coughs a few times, as he clears his throat, trying to pull of his best Mexican accent, as he walks funny and jolts his knees to try act all Hispanic, but do it in such a poor manner
Shawn Michaels: We are not Mexicans, we are jobbercans… Because my name is Shawn Michaels…
I AM STUPID… I AM LAZY… I AM STUPID LAZY… MY bum lovers are Sigh-Co-Sis and Who-Ven-Tood
Shawn then scratches his head, and stops his mimicking, as he becomes serious and honest
Shawn Michaels: Ok those were crap digs, but heres the part where I turn my game on, because at Aftermath,
THE HEARTBREAK KID SHAWN MICHAELS, THE SHOW STOPPER, THE ICON, THE MAIN EVENTER, THE HEADLINER, THE SHOWSTOPPA IS BACK BABY… AND MEXICOLLS IF YOU AINT FUCKING DOWN WITH THAT I JUST GOT TWO WORDS FOR YAShawn then points the microphone to the crowd as they roar out “SUCK OUT”. He then kneels his down trying to look at his ass, and then in his shoes, and his underwear as he searches tapidly for something
Shawn Michaels: Dammit… why can I never come out with my tag belts
Shawn then sulks, bemoaning the fact that Triple H never lets him carry the tag belts, as his clumliness is prone to making Shawn lose possession of them. HBK then dances out of the ring as “BREAK IT DOWN” plays once again as we fade to a finish