eWe MIDEASTERN CHAMPIONSHIP

[BJ Tomczik]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Sunday April 22 - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Sunday April 22 - 11 P.M.
Central: Sunday/Monday Morning April 22/23 - Midnight
Eastern: Monday April 23 1 A.M.
U.K.: Monday April 23 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limit: 5 RPs

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day
YOU MUST HAVE A RP UP BEFORE THE DL DAY IF YOU WANT TO DO MORE THEN ONE

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~Pre Promo Thoughts~
~After a successful first title defense against an EWE Veteran Chris Hart at Showdown in the second ever Dog Collar Match, the EWE Mid-Eastern Champion Danny Danger now finds himself facing "The Death Dealer" - As she likes to call herself - Whom simply goes by one name. Selene. Danny Danger continues to turn heads with his wins, but now, he must try and combat perhaps one of the most dominate divas in the business today. Can Danny win his first ever Inter gender Contest? The only way to find out is to tune into the fourth ever EWE WrestleMania!~


[glow=red,2,300]Event: EWE WrestleMania!!
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Victim of the Night: Selene
Scene Title: "Starting Shit."[/glow]
*The scene fades in from pitch black as we see the back of a flight jacket with the words "Sean John" on it. The camera slowly but surely zooms back farther and farther, and then finally exposes the back view of a man with black, semi-curly hair inside of a pony tail. The man has his hands in his pockets, and as the camera view goes back more, we notice that the man is staring at the Extreme Wrestling Entertainment WrestleMania logo. The camera finally stops going back, and then it switches to see the front side of the man. The man is Danny Danger, wearing a "That's Addictive" T-Shirt. He lets out a sigh and, without looking into the camera, begins to speak with his eyes still set on the 'Mania logo...*

XDannyxDangerX
"...You know, a lot of great things have happened over the years at WrestleMania... WrestleMania, where people who no one gave a damn about can become the World Champion. WrestleMania, where the bad guy can finally be shut up once and for all... I entered the EWE because I needed money. But now, I have a VERY different reason for why I am here. I am here to prove ALL the naysayers wrong. I am here to beat the odds every week. I am here to become the holder of the greatest title a wrestler can hold. The EWE Championship..."

*Danny pauses, looking at his belt..*

XDannyxDangerX
"But, before I get ahead of myself, just let me say I am in no hurry to burn myself out and go for the title this early. Right now, I am focused on ONE championship and ONE championship only. And that is this Mid-Eastern Championship. Chris Hart, the only reason me and K~Dawg are not going for the Tag Titles at 'Mania is because I do not really desire the Tag Titles. The one thing in this fucked up world I give two damn about right now is the M.E. Title. Which is why I kicked your ass at Showdown and walked out STILL the Mid-Eastern Champion!"

*Danny can't help but crack a smile, thinking of the Battle Royal that took place as the 6th match at Showdown..*

XDannyxDangerX
"And then, we have the Open Invitation Battle Royal, in which the winner would be facing off against ME for the Mid-Eastern Championship at WrestleMania. We saw some great wrestling action in the ring, there... But only one person could walk out as the number one contender for this baby. And that was someone by the name of Selene - The Death Dealer - Who made her in ring debut..."

*Danny pauses, than smiles again..*

XDannyxDangerX
"Selene, I have nothing against you. Hell, I used to be just like you. I used to wear black, I used to listen to A7X, I used to do all those things. But than I realized that no matter how much black shit you wear, the only way you can be a champion is if you can get it done in the ring... Now, you may have beaten Chris Zero, you may have beaten Roxas Knoxx, hell, you may have beaten my own D.M.W. partner Rick Cage, but non of that matters to me. If there is one thing I am known for, it is the list of legends I have defeated. And, just like Chris Hart, your name will be added to that list this Sunday at Showdown.."

*Danny takes out a case of what appears to be a cigarette case, but inside are just toothpicks. He puts one in one side of his mouth, and begins to speak out of the other side..*

XDannyxDangerX
"... Selene, you came here and immediately started shit. You started shit with the EWE Champion, Rikku, of all people. The woman who ended the insane reign of terror that was being caused by the longest reigning EWE Champion in the history of this company, LAW. If she could do that, at the very least she could kick your pale ass. Don't write a check your ass can't cash, kid... After that, you enter yourself into a Battle Royal, and this Sunday at the grandest stage of them all, you will try to take my title away from me. I am sorry to say this kid, but it ain't gonna happen..."

*Danny pauses, then grabs the pick with one hand and then flings it..*

XDannyxDangerX
"Selene, I could care less it you were a woman, man, squirrel, kitten, or what ever, because I will do anything to keep this Championship Belt around my waste. As I said before, some of the greatest EWE Super Stars have held this title, and now the name of Danny Danger is forever attached to that long list of legends! Selene, you may have won the royal, and had to beat two men to do it, but I assure you that I will put up more of a fight than anyone ever expects... As always... And you can Quote That, Selene, you can DAMN SURE Quote That!"

*Danny stands up, and then proceeds to exit the room. But, before he is completely out of the room, he stops and leans against the inner of the door, lets out another sigh, and looks into the camera..*

XDannyxDangerX
"Selene... Get ready for something addictive... Get ready for something amazing... Get ready for Danny... Fucking... Danger! Because I will be God Damned if I lose my WrestleMania debut!"

*Danny then walks out of the room via a door marked "EXIT" - He is surprised by the blistering cold of the outside areas, and is forced to zip up his flight and put his hood on... He looks into the camera...*

XDannyxDangerX
"... Damn I hate Canada..."

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[glow=red,2,300]Event: EWE WrestleMania!!
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Victim of the Night: Selene
Scene Title: "A New Member?"[/glow]
*The scene fades in from black as we see a black stretch hummer limo pull up. All the people around "Ohh" and "Ahh" at the vehicle, when the car comes to a complete stop. The driver comes out of the front of the car and walks to the back of the hummer. He opens to door, and we see the images of Danny Danger, Ariel Nova, K~Dawg, Rick Cage, Torrie Cage, and Lily appear from the SUV... They exit, and then proceed to go around to the back of the car and get their bags. They then continue to walk up to the front of the hotel and go inside. K~Dawg breaks the silence when he sees EWE New Comer Mike "The Power" Shockly..*

~Kurtis Porter~
"Hey look, theres that new dude, Mike Shock-Something. Damn he's a big guy, eh?"

*Danny nods in agreement..*

XDannyxDangerX
"Yeah, he is. He is facing that technical wrestler over on Xplosion, Alex Edge. Should be a good match.."

*A look of surprisement appears over Ariel Nova's face..*

~Ariel Nova~
"What the hell do you mean? Showdown already happened..."

XDannyxDangerX
"I know, but who would waste their time watching that second rate show?"

*The Chaos group laughs at Danny's shot at Xplosion...*

~Rick Cage~
"(still laughing a bit) Okay, okay. But seriously though, lets check this dude out.."

*The group than kinda shrugs their shoulders, and then walk up to the rather large man.. When they get to him, he just kinda stares at them, with their sagging jeans and white T's...*

~Mike Shockly~
"... Well what the hell do you wiggers want?"

*As unexpected, the group does not take offense to his comment..*

XDannyxDangerX
"We just wanted to meat the newest addition to the EWE family!"

~Mike Shockly~
"Look, kid, I appreciate it. But I am not here for friends, I am here for money, gold, and glory.."

~Torrie Cage~
"As we are all, but we also love to hang out with each other. So you wanna be friends or what ever?"

~Mike Shockly~
"Well, with these 3 dudes, no. But I would love to go out with the three of you some time.."

*K~Dawg chuckles a bit..*

~Kurtis Porter~
"Ha... Watch it, Dawg, all these fine dimes are taken."

~Mike Shockly~
"Uhuh... And by whom are they taken to?"

XDannyxDangerX
"Well, Torrie is Rickster's sis, but I'm sure he wouldn't appreciate it if you tried something, Lily rolls with Kay, and this red head here is all mine!"

*Danny puts his arm around Ariel Nova when another Red Head appears next to Shockly, seaming pretty energetic..*

~Red Head~
"Mike, honey, why don't you introduce me to your friends here.."

*Shockly lets out a sigh..*

~Mike Shockly~
"Pfff... Danny, Kay, Rick, Torrie, Ariel, Lily, this is my wife Nikki Cooper-Shockly.."

~Rick Cage~
"Nice to meat you. Just call the six of us Detroit's Most Wanted, or D.M.W. for short..."

~Nikki Cooper-Shockly~
"Sounds good, Rick... Oh, honey, why don't you join their little group?"

~Mike Shockly~
"Me? in D.M.W.? I highly doubt that this kind of stable fits me... At all..."

~Nikki Cooper-Shockly~
"Oh, don't be silly.. He's a little shy, you must understand. Let him think on it for awhile, okay?"

XDannyxDangerX
"That sounds good, Mrs. Shockly. Look forward to you joining, oh buddy oh buddy!"

*Danny pats Mike Shockly on his shoulder, Mike sighs again, and the D.M.W. group continues on their way. They walk in silence, and it is once again broken by Kurtis Porter, when he sees a man no one had expected to see ever again. It is a relaxed man with slicked back hair, wearing a "uKw" shirt; It is Chris Burgess!*

~Kurtis Porter~
"Holy shit! Look who it is guys!"

*The group looks around confused, then realize that K~Dawg is talking about Chris Burgess... Only, Danny and Ariel are confused...*

XDannyxDangerX
"What? That dude with the long hair? What about him?"

~Ariel Nova~
"Yeah, I don't understand the hype, either..."

*The rest of the group is surprised by their ignorance..*

~Rick Cage~
"Hello? That's Chris f'n Burgess!"

XDannyxDangerX
"Chris who?"

~Kurtis Porter~
"He used to own back in the day, and quit after he lost the King of Xtreme. But now, he has returned back for 'Mania for one more match, against White Tiger!"

XDannyxDangerX
"That sounds pretty cool, I guess. You wanna go check him out?"

*The group shrugs again, and then walks up to the 'legend' - They are met with a dude with shorts, a uKw shirt, and some sandals with his hair wrapped in a pony tail. Rick Cage notices the poor quality of his shirt...*

~Rick Cage~
"Hey Chris, why does your attire suck?"

~Chris Burgess~
"Fuck it, it's just EWE..."

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[glow=red,2,300]Event: EWE WrestleMania!!
Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Victim of the Night: Selene
Scene Title: "Shoot Time Baby!"[/glow]
*The scene fades in as we see Danny Danger standing at a vending machine with Xplosion Super Stars Alex Edge. Danny puts in a quarter, followed by typing in a number code. He waits, and nothing comes out. He gets very angered, and Hayden tried to calm him down, but to no avail. He gets more angry and angry, and eventually snaps. He backs up, then runs at the machine and proceeds to Super Kick the machine, causing the glass to shatter. He picks up a mini pack of Doritos and starts to open them..*

~Alex Edge~
"You that hungry, dude? - That, or you need some serious anger management..."

XDannyxDangerX
"Pfff... It's not that, Alex, I'm just a little stressed out, lately. Maybe to much fame all at once..."

~Alex Edge~
"Meh.. Possibly, but why don;t you just calm down and take your frustration out in the ring, eh?"

XDannyxDangerX
"I generally do, but I can't help it. I mean, two title defenses in one weekend? You have to be kidding me!"

~Alex Edge~
"Hey, at least you HAVE a title. Look at me... I have been beating people like Duke, a former Pure Champion. People like Chris Ceno, a former world champion! And yet, I can't even get a Pure Title shot... And you think you have it bad?"

*Danny looks as if he has realized something...*

XDannyxDangerX
"Yeah, I guess you're right, dude. You have been owning as of late. But again, I have been booked out the ass lately. But oh well, that happens... I see only one way to let out my frustration!"

~Alex Edge~
"Oh God... Not a damn shoot..."

XDannyxDangerX
"Yep, A damn shoot! Shoot Time, Baby!"

*Danny claps his hands together and begins to rub them together very fast. He then stops and looks into the camera with a look of joy...*

XDannyxDangerX
"Alright, lets get this thing on the road! First off, what is the deal with all this backstage arguing, eh? I mean seriously, every time I turn around I see Shawn Ashlocke or, um, Shawn Ashlocke bitching and complaining about how they either got fucked or are going to get fucked. They need to give it a rest with all the backstage bickering and just concentrate on what we are ALL here to do. No, not to argue. No, not to complain about loses. But to WRESTLE! So... The next time ANY of you want to complain about ANYTHING, consider this. While all of you are bitching and whining, underdogs like me and Alex Edge are turning tricks on all of you by beating people like Chris Ceno and the Predator! BOOYAH!"

~Alex Edge~
"Hey, that was pretty goo... Wait, did you just call us hookers?"

XDannyxDangerX
"Who cares... It sounded good, right?"

~Alex Edge~
"I guess... You done yet?"

*Danny cracks a smile...*

XDannyxDangerX
"Hardly! You see, there is a reason, a damn good reason why people call me The Addiction! It is because I am such a high flyer. It is because I am such a devastator. It is because I am just... just... just so damn Addicting! When ever people watch me wrestle, they can't held but stand on the tips of their toes and cheer, whether they love me or hate me. Because when I go out there and perform in front of all those retarded fans, and they see me do the crazy things I do, they lose it for me. And this Sunday when I fight some emo chick who thinks she is bad, I will only intensify the fact that I am, as I said, TRULY ADDICTIVE!"

~Alex Edge~
"Truly Addictive? That like your new catch-phrase?"

XDannyxDangerX
"Yeah... What of it?"

~Alex Edge~
"Nothing, just seems you change it a lot..."

XDannyxDangerX
"Oh, yeah right, like you can talk..."

~Alex Edge~
"Burn!"

XDannyxDangerX
"Okay, enough with these one liners... On with the shoot!"

*Danny looks back into the camera and cracks his knuckles...*

XDannyxDangerX
"Alright, heres a couple reasons why I will win against Selene! First off, I'll start with where I always do. I have beaten the BIGGEST names in wrestling history. Ashlocke, Taylor, Hart, and soon to be Selene! The list grows, as does my ability to call myself the BEST! Look at it this way... Way back when, I was in a four way for the number one contender-ship for the M.E. title, yet, Vinnie-Mac hit me with a chair and cost me the victory! But that's okay, because FACD lost, and I won!!! Mwahahahaha!!!"

~Alex Edge~
"Have you been eating candy again?"

XDannyxDangerX
"... Mebbe... But the fact of the matter is, at WrestleMania, I make my 'Mania debut, and of course, I make it as a CHAMPION! And I will walk in as the Champion, and I can guarantee you that I will walk out as the Champion! Hello, my name is Danny Danger, and I am your Mid-Eastern Champion! Man, this will be one hell of a 'Mania... Sean Lewis vs Shawn Ashlocke, Alex Stone vs Edge vs Rikku, Danny Danger vs Selene... If I have done my math correctly, this will be something NO ONE will EVER forget! Oh, and..."

YOU CAN DAMN SURE QUOTE THAT!

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~Alex Edge~
"Wow... So, you done yet?"

*Danny looks as though he is angry..*

XDannyxDangerX
"Dude! You're not supposed to keep talking after I put my catchphrase all big like that! I am supposed to say the scene fades to black or something..."

~Alex Edge~
"Oh... I see, I see..."

XDannyxDangerX
"...Yeah..."

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[selene]

www.geocities.com/selene_2k6/XMX/RP/Wrestlemania.html

My Wrestlemania debult I only now how to do this one way and that is win Good Luck Danny Danger

[selene]

www.geocities.com/selene_2k6/XMX/RP/Wrestlemania1.html

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[glow=red,2,300]Event: EWE WrestleMania!
Location: Toronto, Canada
Victim of the Night: Selene
Scene Title: "The Press Conference"[/glow]
*The scene fades in from black to a sunny day, outside of an arena. There is a bench set up on a pedestal, and on the bench are many of the Extreme Wrestling Entertainment Super Stars. This long list of familiar faces includes Stacie Sinnex, Chris Hart, Danny Danger, Alex Edge, Chris Steel, Kurtis Porter, and Rick Cage, among others. In front of the pedestals where all the Stars sit is a Paparazzi of Reporters and Cameramen. As the cameras continue to flash and the reporters continue to ask questions, Danny Danger stands up, knowing it is his turn to take questions. All the reporters fight for Danny to pick them for a question, but when Danny sees a very attractive one, he can't help but pick her. She stands up, straightening her pink skirt, and hold her mic to her lips.*

~Hot Reporter~
"Hello, Mr. Danger, Wendy Johnson from OurWorldIsWrestling.com. What we would all like to know, I'm sure, is why you joined D.M.W., a team that was made up of all faces?"

*Danny cracks a smirk across his face.*

XDannyxDangerX
"You know something, Wendy, I have been asked that time and time again. And every time, it makes me realize how fucking dumb you all are. Look at the basics, people..K~Dawg, Rick Cage, and me all go waaay back when. We all met at 8 Mile HighSchool, and from then on, we stuck together in our own little crew. Our own little posse. And now, we are all some of the biggest names in Extreme Wrestling Entertainment!! I came to EWE as Jerry Crow, and even under that retarded gimmick, I was still very open about where I was from. About Detroit. And after I took off that silly make-up I noticed that my boys, my homies, my brothers from different mothers were right here where I was. They were in Extreme Wrestling Entertainment. And after we talked it over a bit, we realized that my home was not only the EWE itself, oh no no no, but also D-M-FUCKING-W!!"

*All the reporters take notes in their little notepads, making sure they don't miss anything that Danny says. He sits down, as the circle continues. It goes after Danger to Dawg, then to Steel, Sinnex, and so on and so forth. The circle finally gets back to Danger. He stands up and the reporters fight for his attention once again. He looks, and then settles on a semi-scrawny guy with glasses and a brown suit. The man stands up and flips out his note pad, and, adjusting his glasses, looks at Danger with a mic in front of him.*

~Scrawny Reporter~
"Hello EWE alumnus, Brian McShitskittle from WrestlingFans.org. Another question that is obviously on all of our minds as well is what are your thoughts on your opponent for your first WrestleMania, Selene "The Death Dealer" - What do you think about not only your first 'Mania match, as well as your fist inter gender match? Are you worried at all?"

*Danny looks around, confused, and then points to himself as if asking "Me?" - Danny then stops playing and does his best to answer the reporters question.*

XDannyxDangerX
"HA! And so says the 120 Pound man..Look, it's like this. The worry level in my body right now is nonexistent. I am the greatest thing to ever come to this shit fed. Hell, this federation would DIE if I was not here to single handedly carry this whole thing on my back!! - And just like at No Love Lost, just like at ShowDown, just like this past week on Chaos, I will walk out with the Mid-Eastern Championship wrapped ever so tightly around my waste! And as far as what I think about the fact that a man has to face a woman at Mania, I think it's fucking disgusting!! The whole idea of a woman being aloud to grace the ring with someone of my stature is stupid as hell!! Women belong either in the WOMEN'S DEVISION..Or in a fucking kitchen!"

*The crowd of reporters and cameramen are shocked and appalled by his statement. A female reporter, appearing a little on the left side, then jumps up and speaks into her mic.*

~Dike Reporter~
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean you male pig! I am Dikey McDikerstien from Box-Muncher.com. What the fuck is your problem?"

*Danger can't help but laugh at the lesbian.*

XDannyxDangerX
"And what the hell are you supposed to be? Rosey O' Dike'ald? Back the shit up off me, seriously. I mean, where do you come off telling me who or what my opinion should be? I can CONCLUDE that the only place you women belong is the Women's division. Or as others put it, the jackfest. What's the point of you other than for you to fight each other in bra and panties matches? The truth of the whole thing is this, girl. This is a MAN'S business. And, with the exception of LAW, men will always come out on top! We are the better species, it's scientific fact!!"

*Most are angered by his incredibly sexist comment, but others can't help but laugh at his little Chris Steel-like rant. The turn continues, and eventually gets back to Danger once again. He sits up, receiving boos from the reporters, and proceeds to look for someone to pick. He spots an average man and figures why not. He points to him and the man stands up, ready to ask questions.*

~Another Fucking Reporter~
"Hello, Mr. Danger, I am reporting on live web cam from Wrestling-World.com. I think the question on everyone's mind is this. You will be facing a demonic diva in that of Selene. How do you plan to combat her deadly abilities?"

*Danny lets out a laugh, than responds...*

XDannyxDangerX
"Ha... You fuckin' retards just don't get it, do you? Maybe if I say it yet again you will get what the hell I am trying to say to you all. It does not matter WHO wants to try to take this Championship Belt away from me. I don't care if it is Shawn Ashlocke. I don't care if it is Triple H. I don't care if it is Vince McMahon himself! You see, I may have been marked a jobber before, but all of that is over. Because now, everyone and their mothers know that I can be defined in one word. Unstoppable! People may hit me with chairs, like the boss man did. People may choke me with Dog Collars, like Chris Hart did. But, to take a page out of Matt Hardy's book, I simply WILL..NOT..DIE!"

*The cameras flash once more. But, instead of the circle continuing, Danny, being on a bit of a power trip, picks another reporter to flatter him with questions. He calls on another attractive reporter, Asian, and she begins to speak to the Addictive One about his match...*

~Asian Reporter~
"Mr. Danger, speaking on behalf of Wrestling-Lovers.net, may I ask why you chose to underestimate your opponent Selene so much when you should probably be taking it seriously, being how it is your first 'Mania..."

*Danger chuckles at the thought of taking Selene seriously...*

XDannyxDangerX
"Uh huh... That's another question every dink in the world is asking me. 'Why are you not taking her serious' - Well, lets see. Do you think it has anything to do with the fact that the bitch doesn't even MENTION me in her fucking Promos? All I hear is her telling us some gay ass shit about a red rose or something. What the hell does a red rose have to do with me, reporter? What the hell does a red rose have to do with WrestleMania, reporters? What? What!? - You fags can't answer me because you know I'm right. She is some off topic emo kid who likes to thinks she has problems. Though, the only problem I see with this broad is her shitty ability to be original. Yep, you heard me kid. They key to being good in this business is an 8 letter word. And I am sad to report that you have about as much originality as... As much as I hate to say it... Jerry Crow..."

*Once again, the reporters take notes and Danny, still on his power trip, takes another question from another reporter even though his turn has long since passed...*

~Guess Retard~
"Glad to meet ya, Danny Boy. A lot of people have been reporting on their websites that you have been having some backstage heat with fellow EWE Super Star Shawn Ashlocke. What's the deal with you, a Chaos star, and the World Heavy-Weight Champion over on Xplosion?"

*Danny smiles once again, takes a sip of water, and then begins to speak into a mic set up before him on a wooden pedestal covered with appears, among other things...*

XDannyxDangerX
"Huh... Let me say this... I have all the respect in the world for Shawn Ashlocke... All in the world... But the fact of the matter is, when you put two people with mouths as big as mine and Ashlocke's in the same federation, the end result is always a confrontation. Shawn started shit when he took it upon himself to jump my shit for having something that friggin' honky will never have, and that is rhythm. What? I don't like Fozzy? That's not a reason to jump someone. Shawn, you call me what you think I am, and that is a wigger. I called you what I think you are, and that is an ass-clown. But, unfortunately, it is only OK, or at least for Shawn, if HE makes fun of people. - But what ever, I could give a God Damn about what that dick nugget thinks. He says I am cocky. He says I am arrogant. He says I am disrespectful. - Well, Ashlocke, that's kinda what I was aiming for... Dumbass... And as far as the title shot rumors that have been going on, I don't really plan on an Xplosion jump for a Championship I don't really want, to be honest. But Ashlocke, if it's a simple match you want, let me say here and now that I am all for it..."

*The crowd is shocked that he would challenge a man who is considered to be so great... Soon after the other reporter sits down, another one is quick to stand up with questions for Danny...*

~Reporter~
"Johnny Cumstain from EWEwrestlingNEWS.com. Danny, Selene often gives the definitions of words, in a possible attempt to strike fear into the eyes of her enemies. She has given the definition of Pain, Death, and many more. Danny, is this having an effect on you at all?"

*Danny pauses, then proceeds to answer...*

XDannyxDangerX
"To be honest, John, no, not really. I mean, sure, she comes out and tells us a fucking definition... Hooray, we've got a human god damn dictionary here in the EWE. Woot Woot!!... Who gives a flying fuck? - Honestly. - I could really... REALLY give two shits if she comes out here and gives a bunch of faggy meanings. Woop-D-Doo! - Get laid for fuck's sake. I mean, sure, it may be a good promo every now and then... Fuck it, let me give you a REAL definition. Let me give you the Gospel. Let me TELL YOU WUZZUP - or so Ron Killings would say..."

~Wilkepidia~
"Addiction is a chronic or recurrent condition proposed to be precipitated by one or more of the following: genetic, biological/pharmacological and social factors. Addiction is characterized by the compulsive use of substances or engagement of behaviors despite clear evidence to the user of consequent morbidity and/or other harmful effects."

XDannyxDangerX
"As far as me, and all the little Addicts out there are concerned, that is the only definition we could give a god damn about. And this Sunday, I will show you what I mean when we go head to head in the biggest stage of 'em all... Wrestle... Fucking... Mania baby! Oh man, what a night this will be. K~Dawg retaining the International Championship in K~Dawg's House of Fun, Rick Cage winning the Inter Gender Battle Royal. And me keeping my Mid-Eastern Championship... Good God, if all goes as planned, this will be the biggest PPV for D.M.W. ever... And to all of you reporters here on this sunny day... Well..."

YOU CAN DAMN SURE QUOTE THAT!

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[glow=red,2,300]Event: EWE WrestleMania!!
Location: Toronto, Canada
Victim of the Night: Selene
Scene Title: "Blondie Beauty"[/glow]
*The scene slowly fades in from black as we see Danny Danger walking with his D.M.W. Crew, consisting of Rick Cage, K~Dawg, and Danny himself. Danny is wearing his patented Dirty South sweat jacket, Rick Cage with an open base ball jersey and a sterling silver chain, and K~Dawg with a wife-beater and sweat pants. They are having a good time and we then see a young and attractive looking girl with a microphone approach the group. She has Blondie hair, appears to be well fit, and has quite the rack on her. D.M.W., at first bedazzled, now is met with the girl. She begins to ask the group of three men questions...*

~Blondie Interviewer~
"Hello, Detroit's Most Wanted, do you think I could get a word with the three of you?"

~Rick Cage~
"I don't really see why not. Ask away, toots..."

~Blondie Interviewer~
"Okay, let me start off with you, Rick Cage. Tonight, you will be entering the Battle Royal, which is inter gender by the way, and the winner gets a title shot at what most speculate would be the Mid-Eastern Championship. Why did you sign up for the Royal if it's possible it would mean a shot at your partner's title?"

*Rick smiles, but Danger looks a little serious...*

~Rick Cage~
"...Well, it's like this. Me and Danger, as you most know, go way back. And, if I were to win the Number One Contendership, it would probably just be a little friendly competition between friends. Nothing big, just a little contest between two of Detroit's Most Wanted, you know?

*The interviewer nods in an understanding way...*

~Blondie Interviewer~
"Well, that's good to know. Lord knows we don;t want this combo of D.M.W. to be split up any time soon. Now, the next question is for Kurtis here. K~Dawg, tonight you face Slade Craven in your own match type, a K~Dawg's House of Fun match. The guesses on who will win is pretty down the middle. Your thoughts?"

*K~Dawg adjusts his pimp hat then continues to answer.*

~Kurtis Porter~
"Good question. You see, this little feud with me and Slade Craven has been building up for awhile now. First, we have the King of Xtreme, where Slade did what most thought would be impossible and won another title. He hadn't in two years, so it was a pretty big deal. Then, we have No Love Lost, in which I won my title back from him. So it's been pretty back and forth, but now we will settle it for the final time in my favorite match. It will be close, and it should be good no matter who wins the bout..."

*At this point, all the fans watching at home are joyed to see their favorite team speak out on WrestleMania. But, as if Wanted Dead or Alive ever made more sense, their cheers quickly turn into boos when they see the Mid-Eastern Champion with his smirk and his title. The interviewer proceeds to ask The Addictive One a question.*

~Blondie Interviewer~
"Thanks K~Dawg, for the history and what not on your feud with Slade... And then, we have "The Addiction" Danny Danger. Danny, you made your debut on Heat Wave and were marked as a jobber. Until you were able to pull one off against Shawn Ashlocke and Dan Taylor along with Gino Knoxx. Ever since then, people have given you some of the respect that some think you deserve. Well, here we are at WrestleMania, and it's do or die time to say the least. As you claimed in your last promo, you 'will not die' - Are you sure that Selene is no threat?"

*The ever so familiar grin appears over Danger's face once more...*

XDannyxDangerX
"Ha... This is how it goes. A lot of people think now that Selene will win the Mid-Eastern Championship at WrestleMania. And, along with that, a lot of people think that I will walk out still the Mid-Eastern Champion. Some people are with me, others with her. And it's always like that. This is a business in which anything can happen. Hell, for all I know Vince will make it a triple threat and the Easter Bunny could walk out with the belt. No one knows, nor will anyone ever know, or at least for sure. Ashlocke himself thought I would lose the Mid-Eastern title at ShowDown, and who can predict like him? - But I'll tel you this, if Danny Danger loses the Mid-Eastern Championship at WrestleMania, it DAMN SURE will not be without a fight, guarantee you all that..."

*Although Danger is far from the legend that is Chris Steel, they fans begin to chant "Rant, Rant, Rant!!" - Danger kinda shrugs as if saying "Why not?" and looks into the camera.*

XDannyxDangerX
"A rant? You idiots want a rant from me? Do I look like Chris Steel? Do I have a crown on my head marked "King-of-Porn"? I didn't think so..But..If that's what you all want, than so be it.."

*Danny thinks for what to rant about, then comes up with an idea..Something that has been on his mind a lot lately, or so you would guess by his attitude at the moment as the fans continue to chant "Rant, Rant, Rant!!"..*

XDannyxDangerX
"All right. If it is a rant you all want then it is a rant you all should get... Where to start where to start... Wait, I know... I am fucking SICK AND TIRED of all these god damn story line soap opera Promos. They're boring as shit and no one gives a flying fuck about ANY of it. I mean, honestly, who cares about some fags with Daddy Issues? Who cares about some gay ass shit where they're worried about their son. What they need to do is kick that little shit's ass. Teach him to respect his fucking elders, feel me? - If I EVER have to read another faggy ass RolePlay separated by gay poems that don't have anything to do with the matches, I will lose it. Big time. - This brings me to Selene. She comes out here and films some shit about Julio Fag-Drag and is supposed to be able to beat me? All it shows is that when it comes to doing what you're really here to do, you simply can't. What is it that I speak of? You're supposed to go out there in front of all those fans and talk some serious shit to your opponent...."

*The fans begin to cheer for him even though he is a heel. Danny smiles...*

XDannyxDangerX
"... And yet... these fans still cheer for me... You know why? - Because they like it when someone goes out there and gives them what they want. Say what you want about me, but the fact pf the matter is that I still put on a fun and entertaining show. And yet, I do it all at the same time while sticking on fucking topic. I don't come out here and talk about some random broad to make a 15,000 worder. I don't come out here and do some shit where I get a squirrel pregnant. I come out here and talk some serious shit. KABOOM!!!"

*The interviewer sits back in amazement. She had multiple orgasms just being in the Addiction's presence. She than asks yet another question to Danger...*

~Blondie Interviewer~
"WrestleMania is being held in Canada, also known as D.M.W.'s worst enemy. Do you think this will have an affect on the skill level Detroit's Most Wanted will provide us tonight?"

*Danny laughs at that thought.*

XDannyxDangerX
"Oh, interviewer my deer, you make me chuckle like a little puppy on Hanuka morning. It almost sounds as if you think that we're damn near intimidated by this piece of shit town. You see, Canada is probably as scary to us as a dictionary is to James Ceno. We know exactly what the harsh Canadian Fans can bring to the table, but really in reality they aren't HALF the fans that the Americans are. And tonight, we roll into 'Mania representing not only Detroit, but America as well. Some may boo. Some may cheer. But it wont matter to us, not in the least..."

*Rick Cage, Kurtis Porter, and Danny Danger all look at each other with smiles.*

Rick Cage & K~Dawg
"Because Love Us..."

XDannyxDangerX
"...Or Hate Us..."

*The trio look at each other again, than back into the camera...*

All 3
"WE DOMINATE!!!"


[glow=red,2,300]Event: EWE WrestleMania!
Location: Toronto, Canada
Victim of the Night: Selene
Scene Title: "F'N With The Wrong Addiction!"[/glow]
*The scene fades in from black as we see a jam packed Extreme Wrestling Entertainment arena. The fans are lining in for a house show taking place about a week before WrestleMania. Then, suddenly the sounds of Saliva's "Super Star" begins to play throughout the arena. Not many fans are in yet, maybe 2,000 or so, but the ones that are there begin to boo for they know it is not yet time for 'Mania. It is time for Danny Danger. He appears at the top of the entrance ramp as a spectacle of Lazar lights begin to play. Danny Danger proceeds to make his way down the ramp and up to the ring. He goes up the steps and is then handed a microphone by Sparks. He puts the mic to his lips and begins to speak into it with a cocky attitude as always...*

XDannyxDangerX
"Well, here we are, WrestleMania just a few short days away. All the hype and expectations will either be filled or demolished this Sunday, in the biggest EWE show of the year. Now, there is one fuck of a card up for all of you idiotic fans, but the one match I actually care about is for this belt right here..This Mid-Eastern Championship Belt. And, guess who I am facing? A fucking broad. I can't believe that the EWE would put me up against a god damn WOMAN for my 'Mania debut. What was going to be the greatest night of my life is now being reduced to some side show attraction. I hate it. And do you know who I blame?"

*A loud "What!?" is heard throughout the arena... Danny gets a grin...*

XDannyxDangerX
"Now, although I am sure everyone expects the incredibly unoriginal "You Fans!" - No, that's not who I blame. I blame the man that makes the matches. I blame the man that makes the decisions. I blame the man that owns this fucking company!! I blame Vince 'Chicken-Shit' McMahon..."

*The fans, shocked he would make a shout to McMahon, begin to cheer for him, because he is sort of the lesser of two evils, one might say, in a situation like this...*

XDannyxDangerX
"Oh, so now you cheer? Screw you all, I could care less. Moving on. Vinny, you think I have forgotten? You think I have forgotten? How would I forget the day that you chose to completely FUCK me out of my first Mid-Eastern Championship match. How? How!?... Well, if any of you have forgot, lets take a look back on not only the old school days of Danny Dizzle, but also the night 'Vince Screwed Crow'..."

~Flash Back on Monitor, Chaos, January 8th, 2007~

Chris Steel Vs Justin Pain Vs Jerry Crow - Triple Threat - ME Title Shot @ KOX
Originally designed to be a 4 way..but some kind of papers or something restrict Julio from wrestling in the states or some shit...Cabbage has some crazy ideas some times..so anyways, it's now a Triple Threat..and a good one at that...all 3 Men showed they want that shot.. All 3 Men seemed very determined to get that shot at Predator, and hopefully end his reign..or so in their mind..we can only see..but for now, we have this match...and the ending boiled down pretty good..Jerry hits Pain with The Eye Of The Crow and is about to cover, but he sees Steel..Vince slides in with a chair and swings for Steel, Steel moves..Vince gets Crow..Steel hits Vince with the Clean and The Sober then wakes up the ref before making a cover for the 3!...I give it a 8/10
Winner: Chris Steel

~Flash Back Video Package Cuts~

*As the video slowly fades out, Danny Danger is left in the ring with thousands of EWE fans looking on. He wipes his mouth with his hand and then continues to speak.*

XDannyxDangerX
"Yep. Seems like a long time ago, eh? Well, to me, it feels like yesterday..but now, we're here, just days away from 'Mania. And I get to go into WrestleMania as what Vince damn near stopped me from going into as..And that is the Mid-Eastern Champion!! Yet, even though I did eventually win this belt, I kinda feel as if I am a pie which is not whole. There is something missing. And that is my fuckin' revenge!!"

*Danny slams the mic on the ground in anger, leaving all the fans wondering what the hell just happened. "Super Star" plays as Danger begins to exit the arena. How will Danny Danger get his revenge? How will Danny Danger be able to keep his title against Selene? - The answerers can only be found one place, one day, and one time...*



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[glow=white,2,400]{{Scene One - "Addictive Franchise"}}[/glow]
*The scene opens as we see Danny Danger backstage after Showdown. Happy about his match, he walks with a bounce in his step with the Mid-Eastern Championship strapped around his waste. He is with Ariel Nova when he sees Xplosion Super Star Sean Lewis with the EWE Champion Rikku talking about their match. Ariel Nova excuses herself, and Danny Danger begins to walk toward to the pair of Rikku and Lewis. Rikku has her world title, and Lewis is just excited because of his win and his match at WrestleMania. Danny is met with the Diva's of Detruction...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Well, well, well. Look who it is, Mr. Lewis, and Ms. Rikku..."

*Sean and Rikku look at each other, than back at Danger....*

"The Franchise" Sean Lewis: "Who the hell are you? - Rikku, you know who this kid is?"

*Rikku nods her head no and shrugs. Danny smirks...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Hello, the Addiction? The Mid-Eastern Champion? Danny Danger?"

*Rikku's face lights up...*

"EWE Champ" Rikku: "Oh! You're that guy who topped off Pred at No Love Lost!"

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Bingo, Rikku. But I am not here for small talk, I am here for advice."

"The Franchise"Sean Lewis: "Well, hurry it up dude, the Diva's of Destruction got partying to do!"

*Danny sighs...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Fair enough, Sean... Well, when you started your career, you were a lot like me in a lot of ways. Well, I am slowly but surely following in your foot-steps, so to speak. I am starting off as the Mid-Eastern champion, a title you once held. And now, your opponent for Mania kind of challenged me... What the hell should I do?"

*A serious look appears over Lewis' face...*

"The Franchise" Sean Lewis: "Kid... No one told me shit when I was your age, and now, far be it from me to ruin all the surprises that await you. You may when the Championship sometime in the future, you may not. Only time will tell... But, I will say this. Don't get in over your head. As much as a piece of shit Ashlocke is, he is still good... But don't be discouraged, you have a bright future here. I can tell that kind of stuff, trust me..."

*Danny nods in agreement. He shakes hands with the future Hall of Famer and is on his way, though the cameras follow. He stops, and looks into the camera...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Well, the days are counting down, one by one, and Wrestlemania is getting closer and closer. All of our dreams will become a reality. We're gonna see the returning Derek Daniels take on Hall of Fame Inductee, Triple H. We will see the grudge match that everyone has been waiting for when Chris Ceno takes on the also returning Assassin. - All this and so much more. But, the one thing I have my mind is not the EWE Championship Match, not the EWE Tag Team Championship Match... But my match... My fucking 'Mania debut... When I take on the "Death Dealer" - Selene... The question on everyone's mind is... What will the Addiction bring to the table?"

*Danny looks into space, then back at his title, then back into the camera...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "... Well, just like Seany Boy back there said, no one can know for sure. On one hand, I do some pretty crazy things in the ring. Loving me or hating me is all up to you. But no one can deny the fact that I am a great wrestler. No one can deny the fact that I can get it done in the ring. No one can deny that I ended the 4 month reign of The Predator. And the fact of the matter is, this Sunday, win or lose, I will walk out of Canada leaving all those Frost-Backs absolutely speechless!"

*The fans watching at home boo, as expected, and Danny just shrugs it off...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Meh... I knew that was coming. But as I've said, I am NOT here to be liked. I am here to win titles. I am here to make my mark on the business. I am here to prove that I AM the greatest X-Division/Middle Weight in the business today. And this Sunday when me and that 100 pound emo bitch lock it up in the ring, it will be a NO CONTEST!!... All you fans watching, Sean Lewis, Rikku, yo momma, yo daddy, yo bald headed granny, she ninety nine she think she fine, she gettin' freaky like Frankenstein... Well...."

YOU CAN DAMN SURE QUOTE THAT!

*Danny brushes his belt off, smiling, as the scene fades away to a pitch black coloring...*


[glow=white,2,300]{{Scene Two - "Fire Escape"}}[/glow]
*The scene fades in as we see a cold and dark night of somewhere in some city, appearing to be a Down-Town type area. We see the camera show a dark street alley with news papers and card board boxes blowing back and forth. The camera pans up a fire escape, and then stops as we see a man that looks as if he were a rag doll placed in a corner of a child's room. His hair covers his face. As the camera view gets closer and closer to the man, he "wakes up" - Or as it would appear. HE slowly tilts his head upward, causing the hair to move from his face, exposing his identity. It's Danny Danger, as if you had not figured that one out, slap nuts. Anyway, he looks into the camera as is he was injured, though his voice of calming tells a different story...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Pfff... Selene, you just don't understand who the hell you are fucking with. You just don't understand what you are in for.... What can I do, Selene? What can I do to make you understand how deep you are digging your hole? - Or maybe that's just it. Maybe there is nothing I can do. Maybe, me absolutely annihilating you is the only way for you to understand the dark and twisted road that lies before you... And if not, maybe it's just the opposite. Maybe your true destiny is that of becoming the Mid-Eastern Champion. Maybe your true destiny is to make my reign as the Mid-Eastern Champion as very short one... Maybe your destiny is to make me lose my 'Mania debut..."

*Danny lets out a bit of a chuckle...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Huh... And yet, after I told you what you needed to do, after I told you the key to winning, you still continue to write up these stories that have NOTHING to do with our match. Fucking disgusting. You come out here, make up some fairy tail where you kill someone, and that's supposed to frighten me? - Please, I was made in Insane Championship Wrestling. And in ICW, the only way out is in a god damn box. So, since your itty bitty brain could not compute what I said before, let me say this really slow....I.....AM.....NOT.....SCARED....OF....DEATH!"

*Danny cocks his head to the side, moving what ever hair was in his face out of it...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Selene, this Sunday, it is both mine and your Mania debut. We will both go all out, trying to prove ourselves, but the fact of the matter is... It does not matter how much you train... How much you practice... How much you plan... Because, just like Chris Hart, I will walk out as the eWe Mid-Eastern Champion. And any problems you may have with that will be settled at the grandest show of 'em all.... Wrestle-Fucking-Mania. And, even though you are blowing your shot so far, that's OK with me. Do what you want. You worry about Julio Shitskittle, and I'll worry about keeping something that actually means something, which is MY Mid-Eastern Championship!"

*Danny looks off for a second, then a look as if he just remembered something appears over his head... He is thinking about something Selene said in her Promo against Danger...*

selene said:

[glow=red,2,300]RP THREE INJOY...[/glow]

*Danny pauses, following with another laugh...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "You see, Selene? This is exactly what the fuck I am talking about... Injoy? Injoy!? - You are supposed to be so fucking great, everyone has all this hype on you, EVERYONE thinks that you will beat me... Yet... You can't spell a Five Letter Word correctly? Can you say What The Fuck!? - Selene, this only adds to why I fucking know that I will retain against your dumb ass.... I think before you should be able to wrestle for the Mid-Eastern title, you have to pass 3rd grade. You like that new rule, Jay?"

*Danny stands up, using a rail on the fire escape to pull himself up. He then closes his hands together and nods left and right, as if disappointed in someone...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "You know something, Selene, beyond your shitty grammar. Beyond your boring stories. Beyond your wanna be Kate Beckinsale act. I see good potential in you. So, heres what I'll do for ya... You can pick the match type for me and you at Wrestlemania. You can pick your fate, Selene. I suggest trying to make a good choice, because if not, it could mean your greatest obsession..."

*Danny moves from where he was leaned against a wall and exits the camera's view. As he does so, he exposes a painted word that was behind his back while he was sitting ever so insanely...*

DEATH

*Danger's voice is heard laughing uncontrollably as the scene fades...*

[glow=white,2,400]{{Scene Three - "Evening the Odds"}}[/glow]
*The scene opens itself up once more as we see the EWE Arena filled with fans, not a seat is empty! Then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Glass Shatters. Every single fan is on their feet instantly and begin to hold up signs saying "3:16" or "Stone Cold Truth" - The man who is expected to come out does, as we see Steve Austin come out from the entrance ramp... He keeps walking to the ring acting as if the fans are not even there, but they eat it up as always. Austin slides into the ring and signals for some cold ones. A man tosses them to Steve as he gets up on the second turnbuckle and smacks them together, spilling the beer all over the fans in the front rows...*



*Austin gets a microphone from Jennifer Sparks and raises it to his lips...*

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "Well how are we this evening?"

Crowd: "What!?"

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "Just a few days away from Wrestlemania..."

Crowd: "What!?"

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "Gonna be a hell of a show..."

Crowd: "What!?"

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "All the titles will be decided..."

Crowd: "What!?"

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "Feuds will be settled in epic battles..."

Crowd: "What!?"

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "New chairmans will be crowned..."

*The crowd cheers very loudly, until the sounds of "Remember the Name" by Fort Minor begins to play. The fans make glass crack they are so loud with there boos, mainly because this is the man who attacked Brett Hart. The man who beat Chris Hart in his own country. The man known as Danny Danger. He is with his fiance Ariel Nova, and the two stop at the very top of the entrance, sharing a kiss under their titan-tron playing about them, seeming proud of both Danny's Mid-Eastern title and their relationship...*



*The couple make their way down to the ring, still appearing confident. But of course, as Danny always says, Confidence is Bliss. Anyway, they get to the ring and Danny has a bit of a stare down with Austin. Ariel hands Danny a microphone, but before Danny can speak, Austin does...*

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "Well who the hell are you, boy!?"

*The crowd erupts, showing their hatred for Danger and their love for Austin. Danny looks frustrated as he begins to speak into the mic above all the boos...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "I am Danny Danger, the EWE Mid-Eastern Champ-"

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "Well hell boy everyone and their mother has held that damn thing!"

*The crowd erupts once again for Austin because of his snappy come back. Danny gets even more aggravated then before, but still remains some what calm...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Look! I am not here for a fight..."

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "That's right 'cause you know better don't you boy!"

*The crowd explodes for a third time. Danger gets angrier, but just sort of shakes it off and speaks into the microphone once again to Steve Austin...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Hardy-Har-Har... Listen, I know you and me are about the last two people to ever get along, but there IS something in common between the two of us..."

*It looks as if Stone Cold was about to answer, but the crowd beats him to it...*

Crowd: "What!?"

*Danny pauses, looking into the crowd, then smiles...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Ha... I could get used to this... Anyway, heres the deal. I hate you, and if you knew me, you'd hate me. But, on the subject of hate, there is someone we both hate. A lot. Someone you have been feuding with... Someone who screwed me out of my first Number One Contender Match... Someone who goes by the name of Vincent.... Kennedy.... McMahon...."

*The crowd boos at the very mention of his name... Austin replies....*

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "Yeah, it is a little known fact that Stone Cold is not a fan of the boss man. and this Sunday, when I beat him and become the chair-"

*Danny interrupts Austin, rudely...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Yeah yeah yeah, you've told us that already. But I am not here to repeat your promo. I am here for business. I am here to tell you a bit of an idea I had... It involves me, it involves you, it involves McMahon, and maybe for you at least, it involves these so called 'fans'..."

*The crowd slowly but surely becomes alive...*

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin: "Well damn son why don't you just get to the point?"

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Alright, I will... Here's what I am feeling... Me, with my crew D.M.W. in your corner at Mania, and who ever the hell Vinny wants in his corner for the No-D.Q. match... What do you say?"

*There is a mixed reaction from the crowd. Some want it because they love Rick Cage, K~Dawg, and Austin. Others hate the idea simply because of Danny Danger. But, never the less, Austin extends his hand, and Danny shakes it. Danny then lets go of Austin's hand and looks into the camera as if he had something to get off his chest...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "But... Before I go, let me take this opportunity to once again talk some serious shit about my opponent, Selene... Selene, I now declare you mentally retarded. I am ashamed to have to say I must face you for my first Mania match. But if that's the way shit has to be, then so be it... You see Selene, you and all my other foes are like a chain link fence. I just keep adding on rings and adding on rings until the fence is complete. Selene, all you are is a step closer to completing the fence which grows every Pay Per View in length..."

*Danny Danger looks off into space, than back into the camera...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Selene, you wanna know what you truly are? - All you are, and all you ever will be, is another one of those fucking "Hype Machines" - You go from federation to federation, getting all this hype, like everyone thinks you will win every match, then you win one match, and it's down the fucking hill from there. After that one moment of glory, which was the Battle Royal, you pile up the damn losses like it ain't shit. Selene, be ready for The Addictive One to kill what ever hype you had coming into this Wrestling Organization...."

*Danny pauses...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Hm... Selene, you're nothing special. You're just another chick who can write really long stories. And even though your last Role Play had over 60,000 characters, I am sad to report that all of that hard work will do you absolutely NO good. Because the truth is, BJ, Jay, and Abdul could care less about fucking word count! - Hell, Abdul is writing my damn match!"

*The fans are silent with confusion...*

Crowd: "What!?"

*Danny rolls his eyes...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Never mind. The point is, you have absolutely no chance in winning, Selene. You are a retard with the grammar of a 4 year old, and when you lose to me in front of all your fans, don't come cryin' to me! - This Sunday is set to be the biggest Pay Per Views of all time, especially with D.M.W. and Steve Austin joining forces... Oh my, well, only 6 words come to my mind right now..."

YOU CAN DAMN SURE QUOTE THAT!

*At this, we see the scene slowly fade to black...*

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Promo: | The Real Danny Danger |
Next Match: | Danny Danger vs Selene |
Stipulation: | Winner is The Mid-Eastern Champion |
Event: | eWe Wrestle-Mania Four! |
Accomplishments: | eWe Mid-Eastern Champion |

~Pre-Promo Thoughts~
~Not much is known about Danny Danger. Nor is much known about his opponent, Selene. Which probably is what makes this match as anticipated as it has been. Selene is very hyped coming to the eWe, and every can't stop talking about her intense way of doing promos and her deep metaphors. On the other hand, Danny Danger has definitely been turning some heads as well by beating eWe veteran Chris Hart, as well as ending the reign of Predator. So, when these two clash this Sunday, it will definitely be one hell of a show.~

[glow=white,2,300]{{Scene One - Dark Pasts}}[/glow]
*The scene opens outside on a snowy night. We see a small home before us, snow covering most of it, though a light still shines through a small window, giving us the impression that someone or someones are inside of it. As the camera begins to slowly zoom in, it the fades out, then into the house. We see a man and a young woman, watching a video tape of a young man inside of a ring, covered with blood. The man has spiked reddish hair and is wearing baggy yellow pants, stained with his own blood, or so it would appear... The young woman turns to a man in the room, appearing worried, and speaks to him, still in her worried voice...*

Woman: "Never again, Daniel... Never again..."

*The man, who we now know is Danny Danger, nods...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "I know, Air, I know..."

*The woman, we also know now is Ariel Nova, hugs Danger teary eyed...*

"The Evil Diva" Ariel Nova: "You know I worry, Daniel."

*Danger does not say anything and just hugs Ariel Nova back...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "We have to get going to the hotel, now, 'Mania is getting closer and closer..."

*Ariel Nova nods, sniffling and wiping the tears from under her eyes.*

"The Evil Diva" Ariel Nova: "Yeah, you're right... Let me get my things..."

*Danny kisses Ariel as she walks off as Danny looks into the camera...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "... Selene, did you see that? - That was me, believe it or not. That was me, but not here. That was me , ages ago, in my first Wrestling Federation. A federation known as the most hardcore wrestling group there was. A federation that made people become fearful for their own life if they were just at a show. A federation known as Insane Championship Wrestling... You see, back then, I did not care about titles. I did not care about friends. Hell, I did not even care about wins. - I cared about one thing, and that was making my opponents suffer. That was making my opponents bleed. That was making my opponents wish that they never agreed to the match with me... - A lot of people can't help but wonder what happened to that form of Danny Danger. A lot of people can't help but wonder why he has gone. - Well, to tell you the truth, when I left ICW, I could not find a federation that would allow that kind of mentality. That kind of hardcore action. That kind of match..."

*Danny pauses...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "But, a good friend of mine pointed me here. He pointed me to Extreme Wrestling Entertainment. Imagine my joy when I would hear the word Extreme. Imagine my happiness when I knew my sick and evil ways would be allowed in the squared circle again. Just imagine it... But, much to my dismay, I had been tricked. I had been deceived. What I thought would be a chance to bleed buckets of blood again turned out to be another watered down federation... Just another federation that could care less about being hardcore and just wanted to entertain all the marks in wrestling... Just another federation that wanted to become as famous as the WWE... And try and guess who I blame for making me the watered down punk you see today?"

*The people watching at home is silent is intrigment...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Ha... A man by the name of Vincent Kennedy McMahon... I'm sure you have heard of The eWe Chairman and Owner before..."

*The fans boo at his name mentioning...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Yeah, I know that the lot of you are not big fans of his. But anyway, yeah... I blame you, Vince. I blame you for the fact that these fans have to sit back and watch me do this wanna be shit. Watch me try to be all WWE-Lite. It's fucking bull shit. I don't deserve it, and even though me and these fans are not all that tight, I must say even their dumb asses deserve more. They at least get to see the real me. Not this cocky Randy Orton wanna be shit. But the real me. The real Danny Danger. The one that could care less about rules. The one that could care less about following what the boss man says. The one that would just go out there, hit his opponent with anything he could get his hands on, get the 3 count, and walk the hell out, leaving the fans fucking speechless! - Oh my, this just adds to why you are seriously fucked this Sunday. After I destroy Selene, I will then proceed to kick your ass up and down the ring, drink some beer and raise some hell! - Well, no beer, but I promise you. HELL WILL BE RAISED!"

*The fans explode with cheers, not form Danny, though, more for Austin...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "But, before I pull a Selene and go completely off the fucking subject, let me talk about my actual match, starting off with her promo.... Way to go, Selene, you FINALLY mentioned me! You did it! - I am so damn proud! For the past, what? - 3 promos you have been talking about nothing more than definitions, definitions, and yes, even more definitions. Sure, you were good in the Battle Royal, but you have been absolutely killing your chances at Mania, and I didn't even need to do anything. You were fucking it up all by yourself like a big girl retard! - But now, you have started to do what the fuck you're supposed to. And that is talk about me. Way to go, kiddo, you made me damn proud of your stupid, retarded, emo, boring ass!"

*The fans boo at his sarcastic remarks toward Selene, and Danger smiles...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Boo, yay, boo, yay, make up your fucking minds why don't you? - I swear you idiots can't side with someone for shit. When I came here, you loved me, when I became D.D., you hated me, then loved, and now back to the hate!? - All of you can suck my dick as far as I am concerned. - Now, back to subject. Selene, you want to come out here, throw a branch in a fire, and that is supposed to scare me? - Please, that's as intimidating as your God Damn grammar! - Well, actually..."

*Danny looks off to the side than back into the camera...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Wait, never mind, your grammar is pretty damn terrifying! AHAHA!"

*Fans boo, Danny smirks, yadda yadda yadda...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Ha... Selene, I have told you once, and I will tell you a thousand times... It does not matter how long your RPs are. It does not matter how hard you work. It does not matter what backstage guy you fuck hoping for a push.... Non of it matters. Because of two reasons. On one hand, the new era of the old Danny Danger is upon us. On the other, you're like, what? - 100 pounds? - I have the weight advantage. The power advantage. And just the all around fucking advantage. - So, this Sunday, I am sure you will go out there just like a big girl and try to beat a man in the ring like you may fantasize about, but the sad and sorry truth is the chances of that happening are the chances of Vince McMahon staying the Chairman of the eWe..."

*The fans have a bit of a mixed reaction...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "OK, the lot of you are starting to piss me off, but that's OK, because I know I do the same to you... So, no big deal... Selene, this will be my first Wrestle-Mania, and I will be GOD DAMNED if some slut who has fucked her way to get this far will even come within an inch of beating me! - You may have won the Battle Royal at Showdown, but I have worked to damn hard for it all to be thrown away by the likes of you!!"

*Ariel Nova enters the scene with bags...*

"The Evil Diva" Ariel Nova: "Ready?"

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "As always..."

*Ariel smiles again and the two head out of the door and into a car parked outside, which appears to be an Escalade... Sittin' on Twenty Twos... They Spinnin' Nigga They Spinnin'!*

[glow=white,2,300]{{Scene Two - Joy Ride}}[/glow]
*The scene opens up inside of the Escalade we last left off in... Danny is driving with Ariel on along and quiet road, that is until a sudden ring of a phone interrupts that. Danny reaches into his back pocket and pulls out a flip cell phone. He opens it, presses a button, and begins to speak to the mystery voice...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Danny Danger here..."

"Chaos Interviewer" Trixy: "Hi, Danny, it's Trixy, the Chaos interviewer... Could I maybe get some words in from our Mid-Eastern Champ for EWE-Unlimited.com?"

*Danny smirks...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Yeah, I guess..."

"Chaos Interviewer" Trixy: "OK... Danny, you will be facing your first Wrestle-Mania challenge in the form of a woman... How do you feel about this?"

*Danger pauses...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "It's like this, Trixy... At first, I was fucking pissed off about having to face a chick for my first Mania Match... But now, I am damn grateful that I get to have a match in the first place. - A lot of bigger talent people in the business will never get to headline Mania, and even though I am not THIS year, I am at least going to be a part of the biggest E.W.E. show of the year! - Mania baby!"

"Chaos Interviewer" Trixy: "Well, good to see a perspective change in all of this, Danny... Now, onto your opponent Selene. - What do you think your and hers chances are in this bout?"

*Danny thinks for a second...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Selene, she's an OK wrestler... But she is absolutely NOTHING compared to me, and all these idiotic fans know it! - This will be my, as you said, first Wrestle-Mania... And, if I can pull one off against this no name hype-machine, then it will only ring clear that I mean business... You can bring on as many armies as you want, but the fact is, this belt will NEVER go from my waste!"

"Chaos Interviewer" Trixy: "OK, well, you and Shawn Ashlocke started off on the wrong foot. Then you made up and he trained you. Then you became enemies again after he called you a poser. - Then, you made up once again... And now, rumors are you are once again on the hating path... Can you help explain this to me and the fans?"

*Danny lets out a sigh...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Shawn Ashlocke made me into the wrestler that I am today... Shawn Ashlocke is what made me as good as I am... I am eternally grateful for that, and I always will be... But somewhere down the line, a student must realize when their teacher is being instructive and feedback giving, and just being a straight up dick.... That line was crossed by Shawn Ashlocke, and even though I tried hard to forget it, at the end of the day, assholes are assholes... Simple as that..."

*Trixy on the other end of the phone is confused by Danger's semi-fast talking, but just continues with another question directed to the Mid-Eastern Champion...*

"Chaos Interviewer" Trixy: "Alright Danny, last question... You have been talking about your old being, the way you used to be, and that you blame Vince for watering you down... Any comment?"

*Another pause is made by Danger...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Sure... No problem, Trix... You see, I entered the wrestling business doing hardcore and insane type wrestling matches... Yet, Vince made it so I was to be all wannabe... Just come out to some gay Fort Minor song, and barely even get to do what I love. And that's hardcore and intense wrestling action... And I just got tired of it. - So right here and right now, I am going to make a promise to you all! - All you fans at home, and all you fans in the arena... I may not like you, but I promise you this, a New Danny Danger is upon us... A New Era... A New Me... And you will see my true form tonight, the second I get to the damn arena!"

"The Chaos Interviewer" Trixy: "Danny, this year, Wrestle-Mania is taking place in one of D.M.W.'s worst enemies, which is the country of Canada... Is that having an affect on you?"

*Danger laughs...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "I'll be God damned is it is... Let me ask you this, Trix, did it have an affect on me at Showdown? - Hell, at Showdown, me and the Kru kicked the shit out of some fag by the name of Bret Hart... And yet, I STILL went out there and proved that I am the new face of this fucking company. - And tonight, when I beat up some emo chick, I fill only further my reputation as being Fucking Phenomenal! - As the A.J. Styles fags would say..."

*The fans watching online boo...*

"The Chaos Interviewer" Trixy: "OK, Danny, what about some of the beautiful viewing here in the Maple Sta-"

Danny stops Trix from finishing...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Stop, stop right the fuck there! - Sure, me and the boyz went site seeing, checking the shit out, but... meh... I've shit better tour attractions, to be honest. - Hell, the two things everyone loves about this country, Trish Stratus and Pamela Anderson, are famous for two pairs of things that were made in America! - So, to answer your question, Trix, this viewing is as beautiful as the Mickie James nudes!"

*Danny flips his phone closed as the scene fades...*

[glow=white,2,300]{{Scene Three - The Real Danny}}[/glow]
*The scene opens up inside of the E.W.E. arena. The fans are lining in for Wrestle-Mania!! - Then, suddenly, "Pain" begins to play throughout the arena. The fans boo, showing their hatred for the man it must be... But, no one comes out, even though the entrance video is playing... We wait... And wait... And wait... No one comes out... The music then stops, and Jennifer Sparks is handed an index card inside the ring from a stage hand. She reads it, then begins to speak into her microphone that she is holding...*

"The Announcer" Jennifer Sparks: "Um, uh, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the NEW Danny Danger!"

*"Last Resort" by Papa Roach begins to boom throughout the arena as the fans do not know what to think. Out steps a rather smaller man than the original Danny Danger, having spiked red hair and wearing dark blue baggy Sabu-like pants, with kick pads and boots at the bottom. He has his hands covered with black duck-tape, and has the word "SICK" painted in black on his forehead. He also is wearing the Mid-Eastern Championship that Danny Danger wears so proud... but, this could not be Danger, could it?*



*He slides inside the ring and grabs a microphone...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Ha... Now I know most of you have absolutely know clue who I am... Well... Let me tell you, this is the REAL Danny Danger... This is who I really am... Not some pompous jackass who comes out here and talks like he's God's gift to wrestling... But someone who comes out here, gets the job done, then leaves! - Good old fashion style! - Welcome to the New Era, E.W.E. fans... Welcome to the New Danny Danger!!"

*the fans have a mixed reaction, knowing not to trust Danger right off the bat...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Hey, that's understandable... Hell, I know I wouldn't trust me right now... But let me say what I came out here to say... Something about Vinny Mac..."

*Suddenly, the booming sounds of "No chance" begins to play. The image of Vince McMahon appears at the top of the entrance ramp with a microphone. The fans boo him and Danger just shakes his head left and right with his hands on his hips and his head tilted to the side...*

"The Boss" Vince McMahon: "Shut the hell up! - Shut up right now!"

*The fans boo for McMahon as Danger begins to speak...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Vinny my boy, calm down, eh? - We're just trying to have a little fun before the Grandest Stage of 'Em All!"

At the mention of Wrestle-Mania, the fans go crazy. Vince gets into the ring and stares down the new Danny...*

"The Boss" Vince McMahon: "Danny, I hired your "Hardcore" ass, and I pay you, so damn it you better wipe that "SICK" off of your forehead and quit it with-"

*Danny snatches the microphone out of Vince's hand, which gets the crowd to go crazy...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Vince, Vince, Vince... You just don't get it, do you? - I could give two shits and a fuck about what you think, because like it or not, this is the real me... Now, hurry up and get to the point of why the fuck you are out here, old fart!"

*Vince looks very angry, then calms down...*

"The Boss" Vince McMahon: "That's OK, Daniel, I am not gonna let you get to me... Why I am out here is this... You and me, we have not known each other that long, but I have known D.M.W. for a loooong time... And why must our friendship end like this? - Why can't we all just get along! - So, how about this, D.M.W. be in MY corner at Wrestle-Mania!"

*The fans boo tremendously, as Vince extends his hand out to Danny Danger... Danny looks around, thinking very, very hard about the decision to either be with Vince, or against him... If Vince wins at Mania and D.M.W. is against him, it could mean certain demise for the trifecta... If Danny sides with Vince and Stone Cold become the eWe Chairman, it would also mean the death of the faction... Danny thinks, and thinks, and thinks... He then smacks Vince's hand out of his view as Vince holds it in pain... Danger raises the mic to his lips and begins to speak above the roaring crowd...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Vince, I know that when I am through with the wrestling business, I will be remembered as many things... Many things indeed... But the LAST thing I will be remembered as is a sell-out! - And after I pin Selene One, Two, Three right there in the ring, I will once again walk out as the Champion I am!

*There is a mixed reaction as Danger climbs up the second rope and looks into the camera, appearing to be talking to his opponent for Mania, Selene...*

"The Addiction" Danny Danger: "Selene... You hit limit... Congrats, I'm proud of you. - But the fact of the matter is, I too will hit limit. And so far, I have been, as Cameron Hayden would say, absolutely PWNING you! - Selene, one of us will have to lose our Wrestle-Mania debut, and I will be damned if it will be the Addictive One! - And after Wrestle-Mania, you like so many others will know the deal!"

*Danny throws his microphone up high into the air as all the Addicts finish his routine saying...*

YOU CAN DAMN SURE QUOTE THAT!

*"Last Resort" plays again. Danny does his new taunt as the scene fades to a pitch black...*



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[crow187]

Promo: | Going Out With a Bang! |
Next Match: | Danny Danger vs Selene |
Stipulation: | Winner is The Mid-Eastern Champion |
Event: | eWe Wrestle-Mania Four! |
Accomplishments: | eWe Mid-Eastern Champion |

~Pre-Promo Thoughts~
Well, here it is, the fifth and final Promo that Danny Danger will be providing. He has been busting his ass for the first 4, but the question is, can he go out with a bang? - Can Danny Danger prove all the people backstage wrong once again and show that he is the new face of the wrestling business? - Before, he had the E.W.E. World Heavy-Weight Champion on his side, helping and training him, but now, Danny Danger is all alone in his journey to prove himself. - For his first ever Wrestle-Mania match, he takes on the one and only Selene. - Can he beat her? - Can he get the win? - Can he keep his Mid-Eastern Championship? - The answer... Is soon to be revealed... This Sunday, at Wrestle-Mania 4!!

[glow=white,2,400]{{Addressing The Fans}}[/glow]
The scene opens up inside of an absolutely giant Arena. - The fans are jam packed inside, filling every single seat inside of the massive Arena. The atmosphere is insanely electric, and with all the banners and fire works, this can be only one place! - Surely, this must be the Grandest Stage of Them All! This must be the most Hyped Event of the Year! - This must be the Fourth Annual Extreme Wrestling Entertainment Wrestle-Mania! - The camera pans, showing the tens of thousands of fans in the Arena, as well as showing all the match banners for the show! - Then, we suddenly hear Papa Roach's "Last Resort" begin to play throughout the P.A. systems... There is a mixed reaction, as we then see Danny Danger step from the tunnel with his Mid-Eastern Championship! - He proceeds down the entrance way, and eventually gets into the ring, still receiving his mixed reaction. He does his upside down west-side pose anyway, then grabs a microphone and begins to speak to the tons of fans which flood the Arena...

>| Danny Danger |<
"Well, well, well... Here we are, just a few seconds away from the show that everyone has been waiting months for. The show that everyone has been marking days out on their calendar for. The show that everyone and their mothers has been saving up for so they can buy it on Pay-Per-View. The show where rookies are made into super stars, super stars made into legends, and legends into icons! - Champions will go in, and champions will walk out. Feuds will be settled, as well as others started. People like Hassan and Emperor Fag will become Hall of Famers, and people like Stone Cold will become the new E.W.E. Chairmans!"

At the idea of Steve Austin becoming the new E.W.E. Chairman, the fans go ballistic! - Danny paces the ring in excitement, then looks into the camera with a look of anticipation and being pumped up...

>| Danny Danger |<
"Oh man, can you feel it? - Can you feel it, fans? Can you feel it, Vince? Can you feel it, K~Dawg? Can you feel it, Rickster? - But most importantly, for me anyways, can you feel it... Selene..."

At the mention of her name, the crowd gives off an expected mixed reaction...

>| Danny Danger |<
"Now Selene, just when people were starting to think, 'Hey, there's something to this gal' - You go and fucking blow it. You were mentioning me, Wrestle-Mania, and the match in your Promos. You were doing good... But, in a bit of a disappointment, that only lasted, what? ONE Promo? - I find that sad, to be honest. Sure, you can come out here and be a fucking encyclopedia, but when it comes right down to it, you just can't do what we are all here to do. And that is trash talk. That is dump on your opponent the way they have never been dumped on before... Look at who is in the Main Event this year at Wrestle-Mania. Sean Lewis. Does he need some gay story line where he fucked a beaver? - HELL NO! Why? Because he can go out there and verbally tear his opponent a new asshole!"

Danny looks off to the side as he puts the microphone behind his back. He lets the fans cheer for awhile, then proceeds to remove the mic from the back of him. He raises the microphone to his lips...

>| Danny Danger |<
"You see, Selene, I do not need a fancy gimmick to main event. I do not need to give definitions to leave everyone speechless. Why? Because I have the one thing that you need in this business to make it, and that is the spark. The spark of a young-blood who is willing to put his body on the line for that one chance of glory. That one chance of fame. That one chance to be forever remembered by the E.W.E. wrestling fans! - And tonight, me and you will go one on one in perhaps the biggest match of my life. Will I win? Will you win? - The winner will be determined TONIGHT! - All questions will be answered. All theories and predictions will either be proved to be true or false. - But, one thing is for certain. I, like you, will be making my E.W.E. Wrestle-Mania debut, and win or lose, it will be one of the greatest matches I will EVER take part in! - It's Mania, Baby... It's Wrestle... Fucking... Mania!!!"

From the mention of Mania, the fans get BALLIN'! - Danny stands there, waiting for their excitement to tone down... When it finally does, he continues...

>| Danny Danger |<
"But hey, why just talk about MY match, eh? - Look at all the matches we've got planned out for you all. Hell, the opening match will decide one of the biggest Pure Title feuds in quite some time. We're gonna see one of the most hyped Jack-Fest, or women's match as some call them, when Stacie Sinnex closes her legs long enough to take on Gwen Rose! - We're gonna see Shawn "Overrated" Ashlocke take on Sean "Makes Me Spank It In His Rps" Lewis in a Japaneses Death Match!! - And, to top the show off, we're gonna see Rikku, the World Champion, defend her title against "The Deadline Poster" Edge and "Only Had A Winning Streak Because He Was Facing Jobbers" Alex Stone!"

Danny looks as if he had just thought of something...

>| Danny Danger |<
"You know what, before I get outta here... There is one more thing I have to address... U.K.W., United Kingdom Wrestling... I for one am SICK and TIRED of hearing about some gay fed that died years ago which was judged based on who could cuss the most... Sure, good people may have came from U.K.W., but the majority of it was your average jobbers! - Hell, look at them all, we've got Chris Steel... I mean, c'mon, a Straight Edge who fucks anything that will move? - Can you say 'poser'? - And what about this Chris Zero, what the fuck has he done, huh? - Some Underground Championship that he still carries because he can't win gold in a fed that means shit? - Is that it? - U.K.W. is DEAD, and the second people start to realize that, the sooner we can move the FUCK on!"

The fans cheer, but suddenly, the titan-tron cuts on, showing Vince McMahon in an office like setting. He is sitting at a desk wearing a suit, looking into the camera. He begins to speak to Danny Danger in an unexpected soft voice...

>| Vince McMahon |<
"Hello, Daniel, funny meeting you here... Last time we met was over on Chaos, when you turned down the opportunity to be on the E.W.E. Owner's side... You made a bad mistake, Daniel, and you will have to pay for it, I'm afraid... You could have accepted my offer and have been teaming with the most powerful man in the E.W.E., but no, you had to go against the grain and team with that bald bastard, Steve Austin... My question to you, Daniel, is one that truly confuses me... It really does... Why did you choose to side against your boss?"

Danny thinks to himself for a second, letting the fans give their own opinion, in the form of chants, varying from "Vince Sucks" to "3:16, 3:16!" - Danny then looks as if he knows what to say in a response to McMahon...

>| Danny Danger |<
"Vince, Vince, Vince... I have three words for you... Let it go! - I didn't side with you because I know, just like you and all these fans, that there is about as much of a chance as you staying the E.W.E. Chairman as there is James Ceno being funny! - The odds a purely un-comparable! - Vince, you're like wanna those 15 year old faggy kids who questions the bible. My decisions are like the bible. - It does not make sense, nor does it have to. It's all about believing, and I, just like all the Addicts here tonight, believe that I will not only keep my Mid-Eastern Championship, but also assist Stone Cold in becoming the new, beer drinking, ranting, raving, hell raising E.W.E. Chairman!"

Vince's face becomes very frustrated looking...

>| Vince McMahon |<
"Why, why, why you listen hear you, you little punk! - I KNOW I will win against Austin.... And when I do, why, why... You and D.M.W. will be.... FIRED!!!"

A wave of shock is felt threw the entire arena. Now, if Austin does not win at Wrestle-Mania, Rick Cage, K~Dawg, and Danny Danger will all be without jobs! - Danny paces the ring, appearing worried, as the screen on the titan-tron fades away, Vince smiling a devilish smile. Danny thinks for a second, then smirks. He begins to speak...

>| Danny Danger |<
"Meh... Don't sweat it, fans. As Hayden would say, it takes more than a threat on my life to stop me from saying what I want to say. - But, before I get off topic, let me address the woman who will be across from me tonight when I make my Wrestle-Mania debut... A woman by the name of Selene... Selene, you come out here, and say some one liner about me, followed by a bunch of emo bull shit no one gives a shit about, then another one liner... Hell, you all wanna hear what she took so much time to say about me this week?"

There is a resounding "NO!" - But Danny ignores the fans...

>| Danny Danger |<
"Ah, give the girl a break, it's not like it's gonna take that long, anyway..."

Danny points to the titan-tron as we see Selene in a dark room...

-=-Flash Back From Selene's Retarded Emo Promo-=-

"Danny Danger one question I have to know befor our match are you willing to go to the end of the earth or on the darkness that No man has entered and returned well you will have to and when its all said and done you well disappear just like all the rest that has faced there nightmares."

-=-End of Flash Back From Selene's Retarded Emo Promo-=-

Danny has a very serious look on his face, but it does not last long. He quickly begins to laugh out loud, that's right, lol, and then looks into the camera and speaks into his microphone...

>| Danny Danger |<
"Ahahahaha! Ooooohhhh, ahhhh! AHAHA! Oh my Gaz that's rich... Jesus Christ, Selene, didn't you take any notes from your grammar butt-buddy James Ceno? - Ever heard of a fucking comma, Selene? - And what the fuck is the "befor" shit about? - I am pretty sure that there is an 'e' in there, you retarded vampire! - And c'mon, 'when its all said and done you well disappear just like all the rest that has faced there nightmares' - What... The... FUCK are you talking about? Faced 'there' nightmares? - Aren't you trying to show a form of POSSESSION! Aren't you trying to say 'their'? - All you are is some chick who can write a lot. Nothing more. And tonight once I demolish you and walk out with my Mid-Eastern Championship, I will prove my doubters wrong once more and keep on adding to the long list of defeated legends!"

The fans do not like the way Danger is going with this, taking all these shots at Selene, but others can't help but laugh... Danny looks back into the camera...

>| Danny Danger |<
"I mean damn girl, look at what you've been saying... You make no fucking sense, not in the least... Check this out, I quote this DIRECTLY from your previous promo... 'I know nothing I am nothing Feel nothing I cry'... Selene, let me ask you something, were you on acid while doing this? - If you cry, you must feel something... Plus, you know what a period is, do ya? - Obviously not... I mean, for Gaz's sake, either learn grammar or stop producing long, gay, emo stories, because no one, not Jay, not BJ, not Abdul, gives a FUCK about them!... You know what Selene, do me a favor, go to the top of this page. The very top where the match banner is... Now, slowly scroll down. - You see all those words? - Do you see them? About 90% of that was done by ME! - That is how much this fucking title means to me, and I will be damned if some emo takes it away from me!"

Danny looks off to the side, letting the fans laugh, then continues...

>| Danny Danger |<
"Selene, we will both be walking in with a clean Wrestle-Mania record, and then one of us will be walking out with a tainted record, and another with an undefeated record. - I can't promise victory, I can't promise defeat, but what I can promise is one HELL of a Wrestle-Mania debut... Now, Selene, Vince, and all these Addicts know the deal!!"

Danny throws his microphone into the air as the fans finish his saying...

YOU CAN DAMN SURE QUOTE THAT!

"Last Resort" plays once again as Danny Danger drops the microphone onto the ground. He exits the ring, and stops, noticing a fan of his. He's in a good mood, so he signals for the kid to hop the guard rail. Security tries to stop the kid, but Danny assures it's cool. He lifts the kid up onto his shoulders, and they both do Danny's taunt to the camera as the scene fades to a pitch black coloring...



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