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Post by Lillie on Apr 11, 2007 17:54:11 GMT -5
Part 2 The lights go out in the arena as "Ring the Alarm" by Beyonce goes off. Tazz: Come on, show us already.The lights come back up as we can see LILLIE!! standing on the top rampway. The fans go nutsJ.Steele: OH MY GOD TAZZ!!! It's been Lillie the whole time.Tazz: I can't believe this, this comes in a shock. I wonder if K~Dawg knows it's been her. Lillie is in the ring and grabs a mic.Lillie: YEAH, got that right. Those promos you've been seeing. Those have been me. Not even Kurtis knows I was coming back to the ring. I made a decision awhile back ago and I stuck too it. I'm back baby, and I'm going to take the Women's Divison by storm. BIGGER, BETTER and IMPROVED. the fans are still going nuts, can't believe it's actually Lillie.Lillie: I had SOME surgery done, well okay. ALOT. I'm now going to be particpating in this Battle Royal future Title Shot match and there isn't about that came stop me. Kurtis is going to be successful in his match and so will I. She runs down the name of people who already entered. She stops at a certain name.Lillie: Ah, Chris Steel, my ex-husband. He comes back to EWE the same time I do. Hey ex-Hubby. Dont cry too bad when I'm kicking your sorry little ass all over the ring. Not even the amount of girls you've been sleeping with can stop me. Brent Acid/Syco/Alex Shelly, you guys are just jobbers in my eyes and don't belong in the same ring with me. I'm too beautiful for you guys, but this beautiful gal will make you guys cry when It's all said and done. she then looks deep into the camera.Lillie: Nicole, you in shock girl? Now you know it's mean, Lillie, Live and In charge. I'm back baby, and my first show back when we get to Monday Night Chaos. Lillie vs Nicole Law, I hope your ready for a beatdown, NOW THAT YOU KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM. Bring it bitch, your going to need all the help you can get. Lillie smirks, drops the mic as "Ring the Alarm" blasts as Lillie gets out of the ring, leaving Steele & Tazz in shock as the scene fades.
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Post by "Your Fucking God" Chris Steel on Apr 11, 2007 22:47:26 GMT -5
OOC: I don't know why but I feel that RP#3 for me is missing something. Well anyway here it is # 3 Scene One-The Fucking truth and you all know it. Chris Steel is seen in front of the Arena Wrestlemania is going to take part at. He is wearing his expensive suit he is leaning on his expensive ride. CS: Fans in a few minutes you will have one of two opinions of me. One I am a asshole or two you love me to death cause I live the life you all want. You see I get a lot of shit cause of how I live. I get a lot of crap from the guys in the back cause I don't go drinking with them. They think is rude and I am uptight. Well to all those guys I could give two fucks about you drunk out of shape no talent fucktards. I don't drink cause I want to be at the best of my talent I want to be perfection in the ring. Cause of my straight edge lifestyle I am just that.Out of his back pocket he pulls a picture of his Ex Wife nude with her new body. He shows it to the camera free-sex.celebsexsecrets.com/celebrity/Pamela_Anderson_cp08/images/4.jpgCS: My Ex but I will discuss alittle later. But what I just did is another thing that gets Shit rained down on me. Uptight shitsuckers who want to control what gets shown on TV. Think I crude,rude, and MY adult situations should not be filmed. Well fuck you!!! I do what I want cause I can. I do who I want cause I can and also a bit horny. I say what I want to who ever I want cause they can do a damn thing about it. You see I live the life of a FUCKING GOD. Anyone alive male,female,Tranny would sell the fucking soul to the Devil to live like me for just one hour. That is how fucking good I have it. I am what Ric Flair says he is. All he does is say it but I show you it. He says he does a bunch of girls where it the proof Ric. I actually film the girls I do.Chris looks back at his car. CS: So guys say they drive expensive cars well were is the proof. Most of those guys just rented it. See this piece of paper in my hand. A Receipt $162,000 a price of a small home. I paid that much for this car not rented but bought I own it. My Suit here is another receipt $7,000 flown in from Spain. I live the life and show it to you. I don't just say I live like a God I show you I live like a God. I get more women then Donald Trump has money. K Dawg,Future Shock,Shawn Ashlocke. All hang out by me when in the Lobby of a hotel you know why cause there are a swarm of women all there for me. They hang with me so they can have my Left overs. So if you don't like the words I speak or like watching what I do to bad. I am here to stay and I am not going to change for anyone. I am X Rated,Talented,Rich and there is nothing anybody can do about it. Ric Flair has Space Mountain I have the Ultra Twister. Cause I twist the girl every way possible every position Hell I even invent a few new positions. That is just the way it is when you live like me. The X Rated Nature Boy, The Man Ric Flair wishes he could be,The Man who has not limits no restraints. I am Chris Steel and you will just have to deal with it. Scene Two-It's been awhile. Chris is walks backstage and just look who is bumps into His Ex. CS: Well look at this. Lillie so I guess you went to Mexico and got a complete overhaul for a Buck Fifty huh?
Lillie: HAHA ohh how Funny your just jealous.
CS: Of What droopie.
Lillie: They are not they are firm and hard.
CS: HAHA listen if you are smart in this battle royal you will stay out of my way. Cause after all Wrestlemania 4 is all about me. It is my night my return is getting the headlines.
Lillie: Wow your head is growing infront of my very eyes.
CS: HAHAChris puts Lillie on his Shoulders and gives her the G2S CS: Lets see how that goes with your new face bitch!Scene Three-Interview Trixy is standing by with Chris Steel. Trixy: Chris why did you attack your Ex Wife just moments ago?
CS: It has begun right now it has started Fuck with waiting I am elimanating my opponents for Wrestlemania right now. A Few hurt people means a few less people in the official match.
Trixy: This isn't like you Chris? This is more Chad Donavanish?
CS: Sure I was all fun and games my first two Promos. But time is drawing closer and the Closer Mania gets the more vicious I will become. Wrestlemania 4 is all about ME starting the road to the title.
Trixy: So this is must win for you?
CS: Yes it is hey I will still have alittle fun between now and match time. But I will be 90% serious. I am a New Chris Steel not like the Chris you had before hand who had fun. Now it is all about Kicking ass,Getting Laid and Getting Paid. The Three main functions in my life!!!!Chris walks off.
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Post by Who Am I K~DAWG!!!!! on Apr 12, 2007 22:38:30 GMT -5
Roleplay #2
the scene opens up to the ewe arena where we are at a very familar set it has a huge silver flame in the background that says in bold black letter's connected with a desk in front similar to ones you see for the ewe commentators and a big 52 inch big screen on the right side of everything all of sudden "adrenaline rush"By:Dale Oliver it's over the pa speaker's as jimmy justice and johnathan steele comes walk out from the backroom as they wave to every one and sit's down next to each other at there very famous desk.
JS:Welcome ladies and gentlemen to ewe connected where you get the inside scoop!!!
JJ:This week is a very special week as we prepare for the biggest showcase of the year wrestlemania!!!!!!
JS:that's right people but tonight we have two very special guest's for you tonight he is a former x-division champion and tag team champion yes he "the king of chaos"Rick Cage!!!!!!
As soon as johnthan steele got done announcing his first guest "welcome to detroit city"By:Tricky blairs and out from the backroom comes rick cage where he is seen wearing a new dmw shirt saying detroit's most wanted on front and DAMN on the back in blood font with barbwire on it and baggy blue jean shorts with black and white nike's with low cut socks on and a black and white bandanna cage then shakes both of johnthan steele and jimmy justice's hands before cage sit's down next to him cage speaks.
Rick Cage:You know jimmy try putting some more turtle wax on that head of your
**the crowd then suddenly's laugh as jimmy's face turns bright red like an apple Rick cage then sit's down**
JS:Well rick i have seen some hard working efforts in your matches the past couple of weeks and i just have to say i admire your in ring capablity and your mic skills as well
JJ:Oh quit sucking up JS you know cage can't fight hell even i can beat him one two three!!!!!!
JS:i highly doubt that justice anyway shall we introduce our next guest he is gaz black!!.
gaz then makes his way up as rick stands up and extend his hand out to gaz as both men shake hands they both sit down
JJ:well gaz my first question is what is it like in the ring with this man rick cage.
Gaz:Well he hits hard and strikes fast but overall he is good person behind the curtain and a great friend of mine now and i would have to say for this intergender battle royal rick will come out on top!
JS:Rick now this is your first official wrestlemania how are you feeling right now.?
Rick Cage:Well as we all know this our version of the superbowl so i am feeling a little nervous because if it's one screw up no on will never forget it plus i feel that i will come out on top the only real compeition i have is chris steel because all the other opponents who enter thus far seems like they got hit in the head with a bag of what the fuck when my music kick's on all i have to say for that is there's no stopping me.
the scene then fades away.
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Post by Motor City Machine Guns on Apr 13, 2007 17:40:40 GMT -5
Alex Shelly is just sitting back watching all the chaos excuse the pun.
AS: All this people yapping like they have a chance to win this thing. The only person winning the Wrestlemania Rumbe is myself. I have more then enough talent to beat anyone in this match. Plus I have a winning streak going for myself.
Alex laughs at all the so called compatention in this match.
AS: We have a Two people fighting over who has the best Porn,A Middleaged bitch thinking she is hot cause she got some surgery,Rick Cage who is the most overreated assclown in EWE,The rest are Heatwave and Download jobbers I cant lose!!!
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Post by Motor City Machine Guns on Apr 13, 2007 20:17:25 GMT -5
RP #3
AS:HAHA It is I again Alex Shelly. As This Battle Royal draws closer I think about what it will be like after I win it. Then go on and Win the World Title. How all the money and attention will be on me. The way it should be. Since day one I have never got my fair shot. Twice I beat the World Champ but never got a title match. Now when I win this battle royal I will finally get the shot I deserve.
Alex thinks for a minute.
AS: Now I know it is easier to say I will win this then actually doing it. But I know I can do it. There is not one man in this match that can even equal my great wrestling abilty. Now come Wrestlemania everyone will finally see I am the greatest wrestler here in EWE!
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Post by "Simply The Best" Chris Hero on Apr 14, 2007 17:50:45 GMT -5
RP 2
Chris Zero:Here it is my second Promo for Wrestlemania Four Intergender Rumble. Now alot of stuff has happened and been said by all that is invovled in this match.From Chris Steel saying he is a X Rated Nature Boy to Future Shock claiming Alex Shelly raped a Mexican Cartoon Charecter. We have quite a few people enter this match since my first Promo. So I am going to discuss each opponent. First we have Her who has turned out to be Lilly. I don't know much about her she disappeared before I came here to EWE. I do know she use to be married to Chris Steel. As I understand there divorce was quite messy and brutal. Now I will give her this she is hot. As for her talent level I do not know but everyone knows as good man ME will always beat a good Woman her in the ring.
Chris flips threw looking for the next person in the match.
Chris Zero: Mr I am back Chris Steel. Now you say I am after your title which is not true. Who would want the disgrace of being the King of Porn? I know I don't It is a viel title. Steel you sir are a pervert. AT Wrestlemania I will out wrestle you and elimanate then I will be on my way to becoming the next World Champion.
Chris shakes his head as he see's the next two opponents
Chris Zero: The Forsaken Kevin Thorn and Vamperilla. There not much of a force anymore now that Chad has went back to being Chris. Even though they are claiming on finding more members I still see them as no threat. Bring a whole army of Goth fags I will dismantle and throw each one out of the ring. Talking about fags this brings me to K Dawgs bitch Rick I take it in the ass Cage. This guy thinks he is a actual star. He is a bonafied chump all of Detroits Least Wanted are. Hell the city of Detroit is a dumb ass town who would want people to know they are actually from there.
Chris looks some what worried with the next entrent.
Chris Zero: Trevista the only man in this match that could be some what of a threat. Trev I see something special with you so with that said. I have a spot for you a special spot in my faction the Kings of Wrestling. Think about it what is better then being a King? while on the subkjects of Kings my fellow King of Wrestling partner Keenan. I took this young upstart under my wing and he is turning up quite nicely. Together we will domanate this battle royal.Also in there are four guys not worth my breath Doc,Brent,Syco and Shelly all are jobbers who aren't even worth a mention. Now that I said my peice we now return to you your program already in progress.
Scene fades to black.
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Post by D O C on Apr 14, 2007 20:04:27 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] The scene opens up at an airport in England... It is crowded with people as everyone is moving around as if they were little bugs... the camera then shows Doc and Rose standing in line waiting to check their luggage...
~Doc~ Bloody hell... we're just days from Wrestlemania and this is what is holding me back? I need to get into town so I can leave my mark!
~Rose~ Sir, we have plenty of time... it's not like anything amazing has happened... the only real threats that have shown up so well include Lilly, Alex Shelly, Rick Cage, Chris Steel, and a few other low car scum...
~Doc~ I'm a former X-Tag Team champion dammit... I demand some respect!
~Rose~ Sir, just watch your temper...
~Doc~ Ah... save it for the match you say?
~Rose~ Yes sir, you should save it and not even think about the match until we get to Canada...
~Doc~ Canada?
~Rose~ Yes Sir...
~Doc~ Why in the blue hell is the EWE putting on their Wrestlemania is such a America rip off of a country?
~Rose~ Sir, I don't control the booking...
~Doc~ I knew I signed that contract too early...
~Rose~ Oh well sir, it's all the same outcome.
~Doc~ Indeed... because once we pull into that Arctic Ice Cap... the Doctor is in!
The scene fades away as they keep waiting in line... [/glow]
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Beavis
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I AM CORNHOLIO!!!
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Post by Beavis on Apr 15, 2007 15:30:30 GMT -5
Tale of the Story Beavis is still backstage, doing nothing at all, he then see's Trixy doing nothing backstage. He walks up to her.
Beavis: Hey baby, care to interview a future champion?
Trixy: Where? I dont see Sean Lewis around.
Beavis: HEHEHE, No Me. Beavis. Once I win at Wrestlemania, you can me can make some sweet-loving.
Trixy: In your dreams.
Beavis: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!
Trixy; You weird Beavis, you need to go concentrate on that match before your match.
Beavis: I dont need to, I'm like all good and stuff. Butt-Head and I almost had those shiny looking things at Xplosion.
Trixy: Have you seen who entered?
Beavis: Yeah, bunch of people who I can fart on, theres asses suck....Ow, mine is starting to stratch. Can you stratch it for me? HEHEHEHE.
Trixy: EWWW No.
Tale of the Story Beavis takes his hand, puts it behind him inside his shorts and starts to stratch his ass. Trixy walks away repulsed.
Trixy: Thats' nasty. Goodbye.
Beavis: No baby, dont go. Dont you want to play Cowboys and Indians later, it will be fun..HEHEHEHE.
Tale of the Story Beavis continues to stratch his ass. Kelly just passes by his way.
Kelly: EWWWWW.
Beavis; HEY BABY, You want to interview a winner? When i win Wrestlemania.
Kelly: I would, but I dont see Cameron Hayden anywhere.
Tale of the Story. Beavis grabs her by the arm. WITH THE HAND HE STRATCHED HIS OWN ASS WITH.
Kelly: Let go of me.
Beavis: Come on, we should have fun.
Tale of the Story Kelly fights off Beavis, but he keeps going after her, soon EWE Secruity comes to her.
EWE Secruity: Sir, get away from her.
Beavis: Uhhhhhhhhh, I'm talking and stuff, HEHEHEHE.
EWE Secruity: Sir, get away from her, she doesn't want you near her. You dont respond, I will have to make you.
Beavis: Kiss my ass.
Tale of the Story The Secruity guard goes after Beavis, Beavis trys to fight him off, but can't. Soon the Secruity guard is holding Beavis tight.
Secruity: This will serve you right Beavis, you will spend a night in Jail for harassing Kelly.
Tale of the Story Beavis suddenly starts to twitch, he pushes the Secruity guard off with bouncing his butt into his stomach. He starts to twitch, and puts his shirt over his head.
Beavis: AHHHHHHHHHHH, CORNHOLIO WILL KICK YOUR ASS NOW!!!!
Tale of the story He runs at the Secruity Guard, kicking his ass, making him bleed. After a few minutes, Beavis is done.
Beavis: HEHEHEHEHE, That was cool.
Tale of the Story Beavis keeps walking backstage creating mishap and fortune for everybody as the Scene goes out.
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Post by Johnny"Syco"Devine on Apr 16, 2007 18:06:18 GMT -5
Scene begins with Future Shock and there manager Tracy Brooks in the hall talking.
BA: I never knew this match would get as big as it has.
Syco: Yeah alot of people are entering this match.
TB: Yes they are well you can add one more name to that list Me.
BA: HAHA You are you serious?
TB: Yes I am! Hey need you forget when I was with Alex Shelly in a mixed tag Me and Him beat then World Champ Johnny Chaos.
Syco: Hey Brent this could be advantage.
BA: How is my girlfriend in a match with alot of dangerous wrestler a advantage?
Syco: Three there will be three of us we can team up granted she is a Female and isn't as strong as us. But still she could be just that much more of advantage.
BA: Guess your right.
TB: Yes he is right I can hang in there with the best of them.
Beavis comes by acting all spaztic he slaps Tracy on the ass. She decks him knocking him out cold.
BA:DAMNNNNNNNNNNN Girl you knock his ass out.
TB: Your the only person aloud to slap my ass.
Syco: HAHA we so have this match in the bag!
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Post by Johnny"Syco"Devine on Apr 16, 2007 18:06:42 GMT -5
Scene begins with Future Shock and there manager Tracy Brooks in the hall talking.
BA: I never knew this match would get as big as it has.
Syco: Yeah alot of people are entering this match.
TB: Yes they are well you can add one more name to that list Me.
BA: HAHA You are you serious?
TB: Yes I am! Hey need you forget when I was with Alex Shelly in a mixed tag Me and Him beat then World Champ Johnny Chaos.
Syco: Hey Brent this could be advantage.
BA: How is my girlfriend in a match with alot of dangerous wrestler a advantage?
Syco: Three there will be three of us we can team up granted she is a Female and isn't as strong as us. But still she could be just that much more of advantage.
BA: Guess your right.
TB: Yes he is right I can hang in there with the best of them.
Beavis comes by acting all spaztic he slaps Tracy on the ass. She decks him knocking him out cold.
BA:DAMNNNNNNNNNNN Girl you knock his ass out.
TB: Your the only person aloud to slap my ass.
Syco: HAHA we so have this match in the bag!
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Post by Johnny"Syco"Devine on Apr 16, 2007 18:07:06 GMT -5
Scene begins with Future Shock and there manager Tracy Brooks in the hall talking.
BA: I never knew this match would get as big as it has.
Syco: Yeah alot of people are entering this match.
TB: Yes they are well you can add one more name to that list Me.
BA: HAHA You are you serious?
TB: Yes I am! Hey need you forget when I was with Alex Shelly in a mixed tag Me and Him beat then World Champ Johnny Chaos.
Syco: Hey Brent this could be advantage.
BA: How is my girlfriend in a match with alot of dangerous wrestler a advantage?
Syco: Three there will be three of us we can team up granted she is a Female and isn't as strong as us. But still she could be just that much more of advantage.
BA: Guess your right.
TB: Yes he is right I can hang in there with the best of them.
Beavis comes by acting all spaztic he slaps Tracy on the ass. She decks him knocking him out cold.
BA:DAMNNNNNNNNNNN Girl you knock his ass out.
TB: Your the only person aloud to slap my ass.
Syco: HAHA we so have this match in the bag!
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Post by Lillie on Apr 17, 2007 10:58:17 GMT -5
Lillie is seen backstage, just going back to K~Dawg lockeroom. She goes inside and he isn't there.
Lillie: Damn Kurtis. Where the hell are you? Usually your back.
She keeps searching backstage, but can't find him anywhere. Usually, he's not hard to find, but Lillie can't really find him.
Lillie: Oh Well. I guess he's doing something important, and getting himself physced for the match he got at Wrestlemania. It's okay.
She just walks away, thinking about this match that she entered herself into at Wrestlemania 4, winner gets any title shot of there choosing. Not bad.
Lillie: So, we got those jobbers from Xplosion trying to win this thing. Brent Acid/Syco/Alex Shelley. If they actually think they can seriously win this match. They, Alex Shelley must be fucking too many thirteen year old girls if he thinks that. He's crazy. Brent Acid & Syco, don't make me laugh. All of us you to be in EMBASSY together. HA
She laughs and shakes her hand.
Lillie: Only reason people actually liked to see EMBASSY was because of me. I was the hot star of that group. Hell, I'm glad it fadded away. I'm not with a bigger and better man. His name is Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter. He's better than you two put together. Which brings me to my Ex-Husband CHRIS FUCKING STEEL.
She laughs even more.
Lillie: Chris, threaten me even more. It don't make a damn difference for me. I'm going to be the one winning this damn thing at Wrestlemania. I'm back, and I'm ready to go. There isn't one person in may way of stopping me from doing what I want. I hope all the divas will be watching this one, because Lillie is back and I aint taking any shit. Chris, I'll toss you out of this match like your nothing. Just like the rest of these fools who don't stand a chance.
She jumps up like she is hyper on sugar or some shit for no damn reason.
Lillie: I'm back on Monday Night Chaos, the divas and the guys better be aware. LILLIE, I'm back..BIGGER, BETTER, IMPROVED. Not one diva will stand in my way.
she looks deep into the camera.
Lillie: Not even Nicole Law.
the scene fades as Lillie continues to search for Kurtis.
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Post by "Your Fucking God" Chris Steel on Apr 17, 2007 16:50:48 GMT -5
OOC: Number Four I am going all out to win this thing WOOOOOOOOO! Scene One-Three Scene begins all hectic. A bunch of people are around two people there is blood everywhere. A Steel Chair with blood smeered all over it is laying on the ground. The two people that are hurt and bleeding. Are Alex Shelly and Sterling James Keenan. Nobody knows what happened. Chris Steel walks by and looks at the carnage. CS: That makes Three. Chris walks off as the EMTs look in disgust at Chris by the comment he just made. A Few minutes later. Black by Sevendust plays and Chris Steel makes his way down to the ring to a huge ovation. He gets in the ring and picks up the mic. CS: I said it earlier in a interview with Trixy. I was going to start taking out the compatention right then and there. As you saw with Shelly and Keenan laid out and bloody in the back. That makes Three that I have already elimanated from this match. Thats right It was I that attacked them. I started with Lillie then I moved on to Alex Shelly and well Keenan walked in and well I saw the shot two for one. This has just started. By the time Wrestlemania comes around there may not be anyone left to wrestle in this match. Making me the winner by Default. Chris looks around as these comments are getting a couple of boo's from the crowd. CS: Hey Boo me all you want. You people should know how I am by now. When it comes to titles I do what ever I can to win. When I win this battle royal I wont just get a shot at just any title. I will be getting a shot at the WORLD TITLE. So boo me or cheer me make no differance to me. At the end of the day I will be successful no matter how you react to me. Quite a few fans still support Chris they start chanting. Fans:Chris Fn Steel.....Chris Fn Steel....Chris Fn Steel...Chris smiles. CS: For those fans who still support me I guarentee that I will be your new World Champion!!!Black by Sevendust plays and Chris leaves the ring. Scene Two: Relaxing at the Mansion. Chris Steel is at his home away from home The Playboy Mansion there are naked chicks all around. www.addictedtocelebrities.com/keeley-hazell-topless/KeeleyHazell_christina_12801024_5.jpgwww.free-sexy-celebs.biz/nudefreecelebs/kellybrooksexscenes8/kellybrook188.jpgChris is sitting in a lawn chair sitting next to him is his main homeboy Hugh CS: Hugh man we are so much alike we are like cut from the same cloth.
HH: Are we now?
CS:Yeah were both rich.
HH: True but I am richer then you.
CS:That you are. We both love hot women.
HH: Ohh yeah.
CS: Were both successful at we do. I am good at kick ass and you are good at takeing pictures of naked chicks.
HH: Yeah but I think my job is more rewarding.
CS: I don't know about that Hugh. EWE Wrestlemania is bigger then anything you have ever done.
HH: I think not I took nude pictures of some of the hottest and most famous women alive.
CS: Still doesn't compare to wrestling at the biggest show ever!
HH: We will see about that.
CS: Hugh as my guest come to Wrestlemania and see for yourself how big of a deal this is.
HH: Fine Me and my Seven girlfriends will be there.
CS: You are such a player.
HH: Yes I am.
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Post by "Charismatic" Christy Chaos on Apr 18, 2007 15:48:06 GMT -5
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Post by Brett Unknown on Apr 19, 2007 0:05:02 GMT -5
(OOC: My turn to RP, bring it guys! step your games up if you want to win and beat me!) WrestleMania RP#1 The Upstart Chapter II
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The scene opens up at the EWE arena backstage. It shows two people talking. As the camera zooms in just a little bit more and every thing in the picture is clear it becomes clear of to who the two people are as the two people continue on there conversation.
Alex Edge: Well, Looks like I showed them.
Kara Edge: Well it looks like you did. I guess you where right about that.
Alex Edge: Yeah. I told you that at Showdown I Alex Edge would pin Mike The so called Power Shockly and win my first showdown match. And did I? Yes I did! I pinned him for a one two three! And I am now unbeaten at showdown!
Kara Edge: Yeah, but lets not forget. You had to grab his tights to get the one, two, three from the ref and win the match.
Alex Edge: Tactical Strategy!
Kara Edge: Flat out cheating! Is more like it. If you hadn’t of grabbed Shockly by the tights and rolled him up you would have been beaten by the shocking power.
Alex Edge: But the fact of the matter is that Shockly feel to me! Alex Edge, the greatest upstart in wrestling history. I no what I am doing, not only does being Straight Edge give me a huge edge in wrestling. But from the fact that I no my in ring stuff. When shockly went for that blinded attempt of plowing me in the corner I got out of there! Not only did he stun himself but because I had hit the deck in a term of speaking, I was able to pin him. Grabbing his tights as I see it is nothing more than a.. little of an “Edge” touch to make me “Alex Edge” win.
Kara Edge: -sigh- Alex, little bro, your never going to learn are you? But I suppose the past is the past and we must look onto the future now.
Alex Edge: Yeah and the future is leading me to not only one but two championship belts! And it all starts at WrestleMania 4 in two weeks timing!
Kara Edge: Oh, so you didn’t get a match at Mania then I suppose Alex?
Alex Edge: Yes I got a match at WrestleMania. And no I am not going to be in some little pre show match.
Kara Edge: So that means your in that big inter-brand inter-gender battle royal for a future title shot for people who don’t have a match then? Right.
Alex Edge: Well, yeah. But no way am I going to lose this match. I mean seriously. How could I lose to a bunch of nobody jobbers who are just wrestling here because they got lucky? Every one in the match should no there is no chance at all of me losing. I am the odds on favorite to win this thing. I mean really. Lets just take a look at who is in the match up so far. Chris Zero, Trevista? And just a bunch of other nobodys who want to be funny and try to get the crowd on there side.
Kara Edge: Well Alex who know’s. One of those guys could over throw you in this match up and toss you over the top ropes and get you elminated from that match. Or what if a bigger wrestler from up in the higher ranks decides to get in the match? Huh. What will happen then?
Alex Edge: Simple. The fact of the matter of the question that if any of the poser wrestlers will win is a zero percent chance! And none of the higher up wrestlers will wrestle in this match. It is for people who don’t have a match only. And besides myself, there is no big wrestlers left.
Kara Edge: Well.. what about Shockly? What if he shows up, and what about this Martin Blue guy, he looks like an up and comers, and rising faster than you two!
Alex Edge: Well, if Shockly decides to enter in this match up then big deal there is no way he can beat me. And This Martin Bleue guy is nothing. He is going to be out of this promotion in nothing. And I can help grantee that personally. So any other questions you want to ask to get shot down?
Kara Edge: I still think your a bit to cocky. And I still stand behind the point that it is going to backfire on you big time and probally coast you a big match.
Alex Edge: Well it does not seem to have backfired yet.. why in fcat it seems to be working. But yeah whatever. This whole Battle Royal interbrand match is going to be a waste of time. I mean really, who are all of thoes jokers kidding? Do any of thoes over rated fucks think they can win? And lets not forget about the important fact!
Kara Edge: and that would just so happen to be?
Alex Edge: It would happen to be. That the week after WrestleMania four on Xplosion It will be me, Alex Edge verses who ever the Pure champion may be. Beenji or Duke. And its for the EWE Pure Championship. Which is a title I have been after for a while now in EWE.
Kara Edge: The Pure Championship? Uhh... Alex, im not sure if any one told you but the pure championship is the worst title in the EWE. Its very low classed. Winning it would be like one of the contenders for the pure title to win a opening match on Xplosion. No big deal.
Alex Edge: No Kara. You see thats where you just so happen to be wrong! You see. Not only has a big name like Nero Phenionex held this championship before but you see. The way I look at it is a titles a title. Ethier way, and besides there has all ways been somthing about the EWE Pure title that just yells, pure technical wrestler wanted for this title. And thats why it fits me perfectly.
Kara Edge: -cough- Cocky -cough-
Alex Edge: hahaha.. very funny. But you want to know somthing thats not?
Kara Edge: Uhh... sure why not. So what is so un funny.
Alex Edge: This Duke guy. You know the guy who thinks he is all that because he was Pure champion once. Did you hear what he said about me in his promo for his match?
Kara Edge: Know, but I am going on a limb to say your going to tell me right?
Alex Edge: Well, he told me that I should worry about getting on Xplosion and off of the pre show heat wave before I worry about getting a Pure title shot which made no sense.
Kara Edge: For once I agree with you. I mean hell, youv been on Xplosion more then this Duke guy. I mean didnt you have like the semi main event like 3 weeks ago? and two weeks ago didnt you beat former two time EWE World heavyweight champion "Chris Ceno?" as well you beat Shockly at Showdown. Hey what was your rank on this weeks power 15.
Alex Edge: Number 3.
Kara Edge: And what was Duke's?
Alex Edge: somthing like number 8 or so. and they cut it down to the power 8 for that week.
Kara Edge: I know. And thats starting to confuse me now Alex. Why is he saying you need to worry about getting better when your above him?
Alex Edge: Maybe he has super low self eastime? Hey wait a mineut! I just remembered somthing about Duke!
Kara Edge: What is it?
Alex Edge: well me and him have faced off before. And if im not mistaken it was I, Alex Edge who came out on top. and it was during his reign as EWE Pure champion two! Hahaha. Its funny.
Kara Edge: What is?
Alex Edge: How Duke went on about how I dont deserve a shot at the pure title. I mean he is in a way different level then me. and it just so happens to be the same level as every one in this interbrand inter gender battle royal. Way below me!
Kara Edge; funny little bro. funny..
Alex Edge: But really, I dont care who wins the EWE Pure championship. I mean I am going to be watching and im going to be studying. But I really dont need to. And its because both of them suck hardcore! neither of them can beat me. Its like putting a grass hopper with no legs or arms in a jar with like 10 spiders... you no who wins?
Kara Edge: The spiders?
Alex Edge: Wrong! The grass hoper. because the under dog all ways wins! and im all ways the underdog.! see a link there? But bakc on subject of the pure title. I dont matter if Duke or Beenji walks out of WrestleManaia 4 witht he pure title. Because by the end of the next week show I will be holding my first title sense earlie 2006 in Extreme Wrestling Entertainment!
Kara Edge: Hey Alex, I think your forgetting about the fact that your still in this battle royal between both Monday Night Chaos and Wensday Night Xplosion Superstars for a future title shot.
Alex Edge: nope. Its not that I have forgotten about this match. Its just that the fact that every one in this match sucks ass at wrestling. It will be a walk in the park for me!
Kara Edge: Well, you still better come prepared. You never know there might be an upset, maybe another Upstart in the match. I mean are you not the one thats been saying how the underdog wins most of the time?
Alex Edge: Sis. Listen to me. I am the only Fucking Radical Upstarter in Extreme Wrestling Entertainment! Im the original. They would all be rip offs. rip offs of a future deoble crown champion! right now Xplosion has two of them.
Kara Edge: let me guesse.... EWE X-Division Champion and X Tag Team Champion Cameron Hayden..
Alex Edge: And EWE X Tag Team Champion and EWE World Heavyweight Champion Shawn Ashlocke... But of course this might end as Ashlocke is putting up his World title in a match with Sean Lewis and Hayden is putting his X-Division Championship onn the line. This might mean....
Kara Edge: That by the time you have two championship belts you will be the only deoble crown EWE championn at the time?
Alex Edge: uhhh.... shut up!
Kara Edge: Your to predictiable Alex. Just like when we where kids.
Alex Edge: Yeah yeah yeah. keep talking. But can we get back on topic.
Kara Edge: So who do you think your biggest threat in this match is so far Alex?
Alex Edge: Well from seeing who is in I would have to say my biggest competetion would have to be Brent Acid... yep... thats it.
Kara Edge: Brent Acid? Brent Acid would be it?
Alex Edge: I know, I know I know. He is a loser, but lets face it every one else is basicly even worse if thats ever so possible.
Kara Edge: hahaha!
Alex Edge: Funny I know. But at the same time its kind of sad. and in more of a way disrespectful! I mean putting me in a match with these losers! I cant belive people are catagorizing me like that.
Kara Edge: Like what?
Alex Edge: Like the fact they compare me to thoes losers in this match. But what ever. It will just be a easier victory for me.
Kara Edge: To cocky!
Alex Edge: Dont Care!
Kara Edge: -sigh-
-The scene then starts to back out as it starts to slowy and definitly fade away into the black just showing Alex Edge talking to his bigger/older sister Kara Edge, but there is no longer volume to hear it. and then the scene goes 100 percent black showing that the promo is now over.-
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