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Post by "Simply The Best" Chris Hero on Apr 8, 2007 14:03:40 GMT -5
OOC: Hey SJK are you still in EWE I thought we were going to team up man. Why no RP in the Showdown Battle Royal dude.
Chris Zero and his new tag team Partner young upstart Sterling James Keenan. Are in the lockeroom talking about how there match was turned down at Wrestlemania.
Chris Zero: The Forsaken should consider themselves lucky. Cause if Piper did approve of the match at Wrestlemania The Kings of Wrestling would own there asses at the biggest stage of them all.
SJK: Why did Piper disapprove of the match Chris?
Chris Zero: Cause he said our feud isn't big enough for Wrestlemania. So instead we have been stuck in the Battle Royal at Wrestlemania.
SJK: That is not to bad. The winner does get a future title match.
Chris Zero: Yes that is a good prize but a even better prize is if The Forsaken enter this match. Then we will get to settle this once and for all.
SJK: At Wrestlemania this will be our first chance to show the World why we are The Kings of Wrestling.
Chris Zero: That we will The Kings of Wrestling will rule the EWE Kingdom and we start in this Battle Royal.
After they discussed there game plan Chris and Sterling go there separate ways. Sterling walks out of Chris's lockeroom and Xplosion Interviewer Maria see's him leave. Maria comes up to Chris's Door to get the scoop. She knocks.
Chris Zero: Come in....Ah Maria so what brings you to my lockeroom.
Maria: Well....
Chris Zero: Don't Speak I know why you are here. I feel it to no need to be ashamed.
Chris starts unzipping his pants.
Maria: SHIT CHRIS!!! What are you doing?
Chris Zero: What you are not here for some loving?
Maria: Hell NO!!! I am here for a interview.
Chris Zero: Ohh Yeah I knew that I was just ribbing you girl HAHA yeah that's it ribbing you.
Maria: haHAHa good one. Ok So why was Sterling James Keenan in your lockeroom?
Chris Zero: Well me and Him have formed a tag team. The Kings of Wrestling.
Maria: Really so are you going to team up and try to win this Wrestlemania Battle Royal.
Chris Zero: Yes we are. Origenally we were going to face The Forsaken at Wrestlemania. But that old has been Roddy Piper decided against it. So now we have to do this battle royal. No biggie I will simply win this get my title match. Then I will be in control not that one foot in the grave cancer ridding piece of crap Piper.
Maria: Well Chris you don't have the best luck in Battle Royals. After all you did just lose one at Showdown.
Chris Zero: Like I said I was busy with other stuff that weeks. Couldn't train well these two weeks. I am going full throttle. I will win this match I will get the title match. Then once I am champion Me and Sterling Keenan will get a hold of the Forsaken and finish them once and for all.
Maria: Why do you and Keenan have this hatred for The Forsaken?
Chris Zero: Sometimes hatred is just there. You see my hatred for The Forsaken go back to UKW. While Keenan's hatred goes to little remarks made behind the scene's. Our hatred brought us together for a greater good. To end the Forsaken.
Maria: Thanks for this interview time.
Chris Zero: Yeah what ever.
Maria leaves and Chris starts his training.
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Post by her on Apr 8, 2007 15:44:06 GMT -5
the scene opens as we find some girl sitting in a dark room, only her hair can be seen and voice can be heard, but darkened alittle so nobody can tell its her.[glow=yellow,2,300] : It's almost soon enough time for me to make my re-debut back in EWE. Nobody know what will hit them when I return, and never guessed it was me. This Open Invite match is my perfect opportunity to show everybody in EWE how I improved in the ring, and I'm also sending this message out to Nicole Law who my first singles match again will be on Monday Night Chaos when I return.Whoever enters this, let it be known..I'M BACK AND AINT TAKING SHIT. [/glow] she laughs.[glow=silver,2,300] BIGGER, BETTER, IMPROVED.[/glow] FEED CUTS
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Post by "Your Fucking God" Chris Steel on Apr 8, 2007 15:55:01 GMT -5
OOC:OK since it is Wrestlemania. I thought why not I will brush off Chris Steel and use him in the Battle Royal and also show Chris Zero how it is done so Zero if you want to be the King of Porn sit back take notes and watch how it is done BITCH!!!!!! Scene One-The Decision "Fallen Angel' Chad Donavan is sitting down he is think of something. A Huge grin comes across his face. FACD: HAHA I wonder how the fans would react if I dusted off that costume. For one night only it would steal the show. Kevin Thorn and Vamperilla come walks in. KT: Chad why haven't you signed up for the Wrestlemania Rumble yet? Me and Vamperilla have both entered.
FACD: I am planning to. HAHA.
KT: What is with that laugh.
FACD: I will sign up for the Rumble but not as Chad Donavan.
KT: What?
Vamp: Oh God don't tell me.
FACD: Yep for one night only I will not be part of the Forsaken. I will be the Straight Edge,Ranting and Raving, King of Porn known only as Chris Steel.
KT: Man you have lost it.
FACD: Nope I have realized. I had fun as Chris Steel. So you two can do your own thing. But for Wrestlemania I am going to have some fun! Hell it might just be more then a one night deal.
KT: Man what about the Forsaken?
FACD: Screw the Forsaken we haven't done crap since debuting. I am going back to what brought me success.
Vamp: Just like you to always think of yourself and only yourself.
FACD: Yep that's me. Kevin you can have the Forsaken I am done with it. It was going to be just a one night deal but screw it. I am Chris Steel now and forever!Chad or Chris or who ever he is at this moment Gets up and leaves. KT: What the Hell are we going to do now?
Vamp: Rebuild a better Forsaken.Scene Two-Dusting off the old gear. Chris or Chad or whoever has found a new lockeroom. He has is old gear hanging up. It bring back all the memory's. He can remember ever win by just looking at it. CS: I can feel it all coming back. HAHAH The memory's. Hate to steal someone else's catch phrase but the moment calls for it. THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD.Chris starts putting on the old gear. Before you know it he is in full Chris Steel gear. He digs threw his bag looking for something. It isn't long before he finds it. It is a piece of paper with a phone number on it. He calls the number that is on the paper. CS: Hey Trixy it's me Chris.
Trixy: Chris Who?
CS: Chris Steel I'm back baby. So get your ass down to the arena. I want to give a interview.
Trixy: ALRIGHT!!
CS: One request though.
Trixy: Ok what?
CS: Don't wear any panty's.
Trixy: Will do.Chris hangs up the phone he stares across the room after the box of condoms he has. CS: I am so getting some tonight.Scene Three-SEX,Rants,and Pictures the same old shit!!! Trixy arrives at the arena. She heads for Chris's lockeroom. She knocks on his door. Chris answers and pulls her in. CS: It has been awhile.
Trixy:Yes it has.Like a savage animal Trixy pounces on Chris. btas.juggcrew.com/42p/?t=1&nats=MjkxOjM6MjE,0,0,0,60874 After the Sex action. They get dressed. Trixy: So was this the only reason you invited me here?
CS: No get your cute ass down to the ring. You are going to interview me.
Trixy: Ok stud.Trixy leaves and after a few minutes Chris follows. Trixy is in the ring. Trixy: Hello fans for those who don't remember me I am Trixy. I am out here for a reason to interview a returning superstar kind of. He never left but he did change his name now he is back to who he is. Wow I think I just confused myself. Anyway here he is CHRIS STEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Upon hearing that name the fans go ape shit. Black by Sevendust plays and out walks Chris Steel. Chris enters the ring. Trixy: First off I want to know just like everyone else. Is this comeback for good?
CS: Yes I have realized something. The only time I ever had fun here in EWE was when I was Chris Steel. I was winning,I was having fun, and I was getting titles. Chad Donavan I have been nothing but mid carding and stuck in battle royals. Well I am reborn Chris Steel is back and this Wrestlemania Battle royal will be my stepping stone back to greatness.
Fans: RANT RANT RANT!!!
CS: I will do a rant in a few minutes hold your horses.
Trixy: How does it feel to have you old gear back on and old music.
CS: I feel out fucking standing. That is how I feel. That goth shit was fucking bring me down. Hey of that what makes Kevin and Vamperilla happy so be it. They can have that crap. Me I just like winning and fucking.
Fans:RANT RANT RANT!!!
Trixy: Ok before these fans riot I think you should give them what they want.
CS: Ok it has been awhile so forgive me if I am alittle rusty. I don't mean to go off on a rant here but.Fans blow the roof off the arena,ear drums explode,Chicks take off there clothes,Orgys start happing,Cum starts shooting Fans eat there own shit. Place is going crazy. CS: What is the fucking deal with all those damn reality shows. God damn there is like 100's of them. There is one about Fisherman catching deadly catches,One about a Lesbian Chick who works at a gym,One about a rip off of Cannon Ball Run,People who can sing,Design,Pick there nose. When will there be a Reality Show about who wants to be a Porn Star. Now there is a show I would fucking watch. Also I said it once before Celebritys are not NEWS!!!!!!!!!!! I could give two fucks if Brittney went bald,Crazy and beat the crap out of a car with a umbrella. I want Weather,News on the War in Iraq,What is going on in the Courts,Sports results. Not today Crappy Pop Singer got out of her car with no Pantys on. FUCK!!! Now look at the EWE tron and look at the pictures of nude bitches. www.sapphic-erotica.com/sample/sapphic/1018030/MTY1OTozOjEChris and Trixy leaves with a lot of Cheers. OOC: Those who want my crown try toping that BITCHS!!!!!!!!
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Post by The Forsaken on Apr 8, 2007 19:03:01 GMT -5
OOC: Kevin&Vamperilla are now the Forsaken. I might add someone else and do a tag team deal. Or might just leave it as them. I made the forsaken to introduce Kevin Thorn and Vamperilla anyway never planned to do a long term faction.
Scene begins and Kevin and Vamperilla are not happy.
KT: How the hell could he just turn his back on us like that.
Vamp: He is selfish we will take care of Chris Steel in the Rumble.
KT: Damn right we will. Now what was this talk about rebuilding the Forsaken?
Vamp: Simple we find someone loyal,someone we can control. Someone who will do what we say and not ask questions.
KT: Ok but who?
Vamp: Leave it to me. I think I might have a clue who we could get.
KT: Who?
Vamp: In due time. For right now all we have to do is worry about Chris Steel. Show him we are not people to turn your back on.
KT: Yes First revenge against Steel then we deal with who ever else is in this match. Chris Zero,Her,Sterling James Keenan and who ever else decides to enter. I will show them all Kevin Thorn is the best.
Vamp: That you will my love.
Vamperilla and Kevin Thorn continue to discuss there plans.
OOC: Thorn is my jobber I just do him for fun. Vamperilla is my attempt to win the woman's title.
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Post by Who Am I K~DAWG!!!!! on Apr 9, 2007 0:27:13 GMT -5
RP 1
the scene opens up at a local mall in Toronto Canada we see rick cage at a long wooden table with pictures of cage when he won the tag titles with k~dawg a few months back next to rick is danny danger with the mid eastern title sitting in front of him folded up to sit up right as soon as rick is done signing a auotgraph for a big fan rick cage then begins to speak.
Rick Cage:So who do i make this out to.
Fan #1:Hmm make it out to mike!
Rick Cage:Ok mike so what do you think of this years wrestlemania?
Mike:Honestly Mr.Cage i am pysched for it i can't to see you in action in that open intergender brand match you're so going to kick some major ass.
Rick Cage:Oh thanks dude hey here's a secret this guy next to me he is my tag partner danny danger he is sorta new here why don't go over to him and give him some praise.
Mike:Ok Rick Cage.
**before mike leaves rick .... rick extends his hand out to make and the two shakes hands as mike moves over to danny danger**
Danny Danger:so mike who are your routing for wrestlemania this year.?
Mike:Detroits Most Wanted!!!!!!!!!
**All of sudden rick cage stands up for a moment and grabs the microphone to begins his wrestlemania promo for a suprise for his fans**
Rick Cage:Well i would like to thank everyone for coming out and supporting us wresltemania 4 will make history on the 22nd day of april 2007 for i will become victorious and obtain a future title shot my partner here dann danger will retain his mid eastern title also i would like to wish k~dawg the best of luck for he couldn't be here right now due to scheduling complications but don't worry myself and danny danger we will steal the show for wrestlemania...
**rick cage then passes the microphone over to danny danger**
Danny Danger: You see fans, this is more than just some random stable. This is more than just some random tag team. This is D.W.W., this is DETROIT'S MOST WANTED! And tonight, my boy Rick here is gonna win the Battle Royal. Tonight, K~Dawg with defeat Slade Craven and retain his international championship. Tonight, I will keep my Mid-Eastern Championship! Just like at No Love Lost, we will all win!!! Long live D.M.W.!!!
The Crowd:DMW....DMW....DMW....DMW....DMW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**danny danger then passes the microphone back to rick cage**
Rick Cage:Chris zero,chris steel along with kevin thorn and vamperilla all i have to say come april 22nd 2007 prepare for a war not battle because i am coming at you full steam ahead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the scene then fades
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Post by trevista on Apr 9, 2007 2:18:46 GMT -5
the scene opens up on a cold damp evening, the time is approximately a quarter past 7, everything looks normal, except for the eery feel of the street called highland avenue, where there is not a car, nor soul, in sight. the camera looks around, you would almost think the cameraman was in a state of fear from the aura this street presents. we turn left to see a blue and white house, nothing out of the ordinary here, but what lays inside? do we want to know? it seems so, as we draw nearer to the front door, closer with each step, a feeling of denial, a feeling of fright embraces you as we come so close to the door that we can grasp it in our hands. knock knock knockwe wait and we wait, several seconds go by, but nothing, but why? why wont anyone answer the door, there has to be someone present, as their is a light or two in the nothing out of the ordinary house...we decide to knock againknock knock knockbut no responce...what ever will we do...bravely, we decide to go inside the house.
we grab the doorknob, and slowly turn it to the right...slowly...slowly, it opens up.
we take a look inside, we see noone yet, but we do see shoes, several shoes, shoes of different sizes on the ground below us, bringing us to the assumption that someone is indeed home...but who exactly is it?
we decide to take a walk through, we take a quick left close to the door, to see a rather nice, but old, big screen T.V.. on this tv just happens to be a black and white film, that oddly enough was made in the early 90's. we don't take much time to think about the obscurity of this, as we turn around and see someone sitting upright on the couch
we walk closer towards this mysterious man...something about him makes us want to take a closer look, something about him makes us feel like we will be seeing alot of him in the near future...but in what role
this man is wearing dark black jeans down to his knees, and is sporting a ponytail. though the most inticing part of this man is the wording on his t-shirt..Trevista Freakin RulesTrevista? who is this "trevista"?. could it be this man's name? to find answers, we need to ask questions. alex the cameraman: hello sir?Man: It's called knocking fine sir, get acustomed to itbut i...get to the freakin point...who are you and why are you herei am alex! the cameraman, brought here by EWE to ask you several questionsask away "Alex"!the sarcasm in this man's voice is tremendousfirst off, what is your namethey call's' me Trevista, but my friends call me T-BOMB...so you can call me Trevistaokay Trevista, what brings you here to the EWE?Trevista: what brings me "here"...don't you mean "their", this is my house, not the EWE...anyways. i have joined the EWE to prove a point, not only to a no good some of a gun, but to myself
you see...it all happened 5 years ago...or a few days ago, whatever floats your boat. i was kicking it large in the AWA, thats the athletic wrestling alliance to you, alex. i had gained two titles there, and was their top dog, but the problem was, i wasn't feeling the feelings i used to when i stepped into the squared circle..instead of fun and excitement, i felt cold and wanting a way to get out...and because of this, i asked for some time off..a good month would do it..so i thought.
so here i was, kicking it back old school in my crib, eating my jalapeno chips and drinking my freshie, until i got..."the call"
they wanted me back early...a few weeks early, those unappreciative bastards didn't care if i still had the spark, the love, of wrestling, they just wanted their damn buy rates for their next payperview. so me, being the coolest guy alive, accepted their pleas of me returning, but something was even more amiss, if i thought it was bad then, it was about to get 10 times worse....
i didnt even want to see that ring, or anybody in that company for that matter..but they kept on adding me in matches week in and week out...it came to a point where i was a shell of a the man i used to be. i was sick of it...so i decided that i had to do everything in my power to get fired from the AWA.
this should be easy right? a good old lose a few weeks in a row? management realizes i dont have the spark, and let me out of my contract, it was bulletproof!....so to say
instead of firing me like any nice man would, they gave me a break from the company, those cheap bastards didn't want any of the competition to put their fingers on me, they wanted me in their grasp...they made me their whore...so to say
so their i was, on my couch, eating jalapeno chips, and drinking my freshie, and getting payed, it was pretty much kickass, until they gave me...the call! "Trevista! we need you back for the payperview, get readyso right about here, i was pretty much downright frustrated, i just wanted to drink my freshie in piece, but nope, they needed me back, when i still didnt have "it"....i didnt want to be in that company, and thats a fact...so i decided to give the boss a little talking to
i went into his office, and just yelled at him, i told him how i want out, and i want out now, but he said boss: okay okay...we might be able to strike a deal, but you'll have to stay for the payperviewso, what other choice did i have? so i went to the gym and got ready for the match...except the match didnt exactly favor to my liking
the boss decided it would be great for ratings, if i went out with a "bang" so to say, so he got someone i destroyed with my patented trevista bomb to come back from the hospital to take me out, only to fire me in front of my adoring fans
so, i got my wish, but at what price? my dignity? well, looks that way
but hey, why am i complaining, i have my soul back, i'm out of that shithole, out with the old, in with the new, and that is the EWE...now i can eat my jalapeno chips and drink my freshie in piece, without any interruptions...well, except for you Alex!s..sorry.you DAMN better beso Trevista, now that you are in the EWE...what do you hope to accomplish?hope? hope has a chance of failing, and Trevista doesn't fail...i KNOW i am going to accomplish everything i can here in the EWE...i'll start small, and work my way up to the top, the hightlight...the EWE championship. how did you catch wind of the EWE? anyone in particularcatch wind? this isnt a farting contest alex, this is wrestling...
if you really want to know..i "caught wind" of it by Danny Danger...if that IS his real name.
we go back quite some time now, been good friends, and even better enemies, he called me up several months ago asking me to come take a look, i would of, but i was tangled in the AWA bullshit. but here i am, straight out of AWA. and as i said, out with the old and in with the newTrevista...may i ask? what is with the shirt? ah this here? its just something i picked up, dont you just love it? Trevista Freakin RULESTrevista freakin rules....aint that the truth, and if it says it on a T shirt...it must be true...t shirts dont lie. and neither does trevista, so there you go, trevista freakin ruleswould you like to say anything to the men and women in the interbrand battle royal?well, i don't think i should really waste my time, since its a damn gaurantee that i am going to win, if i truelly wanted to, i could eliminate Everybody by myself...but hey, we need others to look good...don't we?okay Trevista, we will need to wrap this up, any final wordsyes, sure,
to everyone out there in ewe, i am Trevista..and i Freakin rule!...and if you want a fight...YOU GOT ITwe slowly walk away as weFADE TO BLACK
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Post by "Mental Messiah" SJK on Apr 9, 2007 22:38:42 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry I haven't been on for a couple of weeks. I been Spring Breaking in Mexico and I could only sign on every so often cause my laptop kept cutting me off. Well I am hone now no connection problems so it's go time!!! Well it is now set in stone. Sterling James Keenan has found himself a reliable tag team partner in Chris Zero. Together they form the Kings Of Wrestling. With Keenan charisma and Zero's ability. They hope to go very far in EWE. Well there first test as a team is a Battle Royal. They will compete in the Wrestlemania Rumble. Rumble is something Keenan know's very well as he debuted not to long ago in the Royal Rumble and made a nice showing for himself. Now that he has some mat time under his belt and a ally he hope's to win it this time around.
Backstage Keenan is standing behind the curtain he is about to walk out to the ring and address the fans. His new music begins to play Hey You by the Exies. He walks out and gets a nice pop. Not the orgy like spastic fits of a pop Chris Steel got but still pretty nice. He walks down the ramp.Keenan enters the ring and picks up the mic.SJK: Holy Crap am I amped. Wrestlemania the biggest show in EWE history and I will be a part of it. I will be in the Wrestlemania Rumble. A Match that if wait no When I win I will be getting myself a future title match.Keenan grins and looks around the arena.SJK: This is a huge match with some big names in it. My new tag partner Chris Zero who has made quite a impact in just a short time. The return of CHRIS FN STEEL I will be in the ring with Chris Steel a man who I well try to copy myself after. Kevin Thorn who is a fricking brick wall. Vamperilla who has done pretty good on Chaos. Rick Cage a member of Detroit Most Wanted. Her who ever the hell that is. This new dude Trevista No idea who that is. Well despite all these big name guys I Sterling James Keenan. At the end of the match will have my hand raised in Victory!!!Keenan leaves the ring confadent in his abilitys.
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Post by Motor City Machine Guns on Apr 10, 2007 11:56:02 GMT -5
AS: HAHA here it is Wrestlemania time. Me coming into Wrestlemania with a two win winning streak. Now the match I am booked in is a Battle Royal. A lot of names have already entered.
Alex stops and just takes it all in.
AS: This will be a big match and a huge win with who ever can pull off the win. Which will be me by the way. Now a lot of people here have something against me. They down right hate me. Cause of my life style. I don't really care.
Alex again stops talk and thinks for a moment he is thinking what he will say next.
AS: In this match I want to show everyone I am more then a Download wrestler. I am main event,big match Worthy. If I win this match I will be shot right to the main event cause the winner gets a title match.
Alex stops and thinks what it would be like to be champ.
AS: Now if you all don't mind I have a date. She is about to get out of school.
Alex walks off screen.
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Post by Johnny"Syco"Devine on Apr 10, 2007 12:15:45 GMT -5
Many names have entered the Wrestlemania Rumble. But there are two names that could be the dark horse in this match. Why you ask? Simple they have been in so many battle royals the last few months. They have got it down to a science. They know what to do and when to do it. These two men are Future Shock. Brent Acid and Syco two men who have been slowly making a name for themselves thanks to there never say die attitude.
BA: Syco man we have been doing pretty good for our self's don't you think?
Syco: Yes we have Brent. We have slowly climbed those tag team ranks and now we are a threat to the tag titles.
BA: That we have but Wrestlemania wont be about the tag titles.
Syco: That it wont. Winner gets a crack at there brands Heavyweight Champion.
BA: Indeed. Guess what kind of match it is?
Syco: Something we know very very well a Battle Royal.
BA: Hell YEAH. Just for the fact we have been in so many and even won a couple. We have to be the favs.
Syco: Yes we are now there is a impressive list of guys in this match.
BA: Lets go threw them.
Syco: Chris Zero.
BA: Yes a old UKW enemy. Me and him had a nice war over that UKW Underground title.
Syco: Didn't he beat you for that title.
BA: Yes he did. Alittle fact the UKW Underground title was origenally the CCW World Title. Fed closed with me as champ so I Brought the title over with me.
Syco: Good to know. Her.
BA: Her is Lily Chris's ex wife. This bitch will be the Bushwacker Luke of this match Four seconds at most.
Syco: Chris Steel.
BA: FUCK YEAH the man is back about damn time. If one of us don't win this I want him to win he Rules.
Syco: Porn rules!!!!!!!! Kevin Thorn.
BA: He sucks monkey balls. Thorn just cause Chad turned back to who he is. Don't think we haven't forgottten. Thorn you attacked me from behind. For that we are not done.
Syco: Vamperilla.
BA: Look at Thorn.
Syco: Rick Cage.
BA: A Pal of K Dawg a man I have a feud with.
Syco: Why do you have a feud with him?
BA: Tv Title bad things were said that's all I am going into it with.
Syco: Ok Trivista
BA: WHO?
Syco: Sterling James Keenan.
BA: Ahh just like us a man climbing those steps. He has made a nice impact on Download.
Syco: Alex Shelly.
BA: The dude who raped Dora the Explorer.
Syco: Huh when did that happen.
BA: Don't know Chris Steel told me.
Syco: Ohh so it must be true.
BA: Hell Yeah!!
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Post by "Your Fucking God" Chris Steel on Apr 10, 2007 13:53:19 GMT -5
Scene One-Western Bar. Scene begins with Chris pulling up to a bar in his rent a car. CS: Huh the Bullride Bar&Grill. Huh nice nameChris gets out and walks inside. Inside it is like a scene out of Urban Cowboy. He goes over to a table and sits down. After a few minutes a waitress walks over. She is fucking perfection. Waitress: Hi Hun what would you like?
CS: You.
Waitress: Awww your a sweetie. So what would you like to drink?
CS: Dr. Pepper.
Waitress: Are you sure you wouldn't like a beer? We have the best beer in town.
CS: No thanks I am Straight Edge.
Waitress: Ohh ok I will back with your drink in a few.The Waitress walks off and the man sitting behind Chris gets up. Hillbilly: Well looks who we have here. We have ourselfs a wrassler.
CS: Damn dude when you speak can you please look the other way cause your breath smells like a sewage plant.
Hillbilly: Now that's not nice. We don't like mean people here in these parts.
CS: You must also not like Toothbrushes here. What you and your friends have what two teeth between you?
Hillbilly: Those are fighting words boy.
CS: Listen I came to get a drink that is all so back down or leave in a stretcher.
Hillbilly: A Drink you are not even drinking. You got yourself a coke that is not a drink.
CS: Then what is a real drink in these parts?
Hillbilly: Beer
CS: Figures why you need to drink beer so your ugly ass wifes look somewhat fuckable?The Hillbilly Charges and Chris just Knocks his ass out with just one superkick. The Hillbilly's friends all just sit down. Chris smirks. CS: Just like I thought.Chris walks off as he is leaveing he see's the waitress he grabs her puts her over his shoulder. Waitress: Huh what are you doing?
CS: Your coming with me!!
Waitress: OkChris walks out of the bar with his prize. Scene 2-The Backseat Chris Steel and the Waitress from earlier are parked on a nice quite strip of road. They are sitting in the Backseat of the rent a car talking. CS: So whats your name?
Waitress: Anne.
CS: Well Anne you know who I am?
Anne: Yes I do your Chris Steel the EWE Wrestler.
CS: You a fan?
Anne: Yes I amShe pushes Chris down in the back seat and straddles him. exposed-stars.com/1/anne_hathaway_shows_big_nude_tits/arles_gallery/imageAfter a great bit of sex. Anne: Wow your good.
CS: I know.
Anne: So want to go back home to my place. You could meet my kids. Wow they will be so excited they have a new daddy.
CS: Like Hell they do.Chris pushes Anne out of the car and drives off fast. CS: Damn crazy woman. I am not going to be the Daddy of any damn kids. Well the Hell am I any way. God Damn back roads.
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Post by D O C on Apr 10, 2007 19:32:33 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300] The scene opens up inside of a very posh apartment... after a moment a man is heard making some noises... the camera turns to see a man waking up... it's Doc!
Moments later Nurse Rose walks unto the scene wearing a little more then dental floss...
~Rose~ Sir... the EWE called last night before you started drinking... they were wondering how your condition is coming along since the injury?
Doc groans again...
~Doc~ Tell the bastards I'm fine... but the issue of a contract is another thing... if they can cough up the pounds I would be more then happy enough to resign with them... my talents could be taken other places you know...
~Rose~ XWE has been calling night after night...
~Doc~ Good thing I've been drinking night after night...
~Rose~ Actually... come to think of it... I think the EWE might have sent you a letter... perhaps it is a new contract sir?
Doc's eyes get large...
~Doc~ Well go get it woman!
Rose walks off as Doc stands up... he has on a leopard print thong with the words "Emperor Ben and Co." on it... obviously Ben's new line... Doc then grabs a pair of jeans and pulls them up... Rose walks back into the room...
~Rose~ Here you go Sir...
Doc reads over the paper... his eyes get large again...
~Doc~ Rose dear... pack your bags... we're going to Wrestlemania!
The scene fades away as Doc nods his head and keeps looking at the sheet of paper...
Fade to black
END [/glow]
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Post by kriswylde on Apr 10, 2007 21:45:28 GMT -5
Part 1 – Wylde Debut
[/size][/b] The scene opens at a Chaos brand house show in Calgary, Alberta, Canada. The Canadian fans have just witnessed two hometown wrestlers put on a spectacle of a match and are now at intermission. The cameras instantaneously switch from inside the arena to the arenas parking lot where a navy blue Aston Martin sports car suddenly pulls up beside the main entrance. The door flies open as an unknown image emerges from the car. The camera catches the images feet, working its way up the body as it reveals a youngish looking petite man. He slams the door of his Aston Martin shut and breaths with a sigh of relief. Unexpectedly, he is approached by Chaos’ Adrienne Lawson.Adrienne Lawson:[/b] Kris Wylde - It’s about time you showed up! Kris Wylde:[/b] Traffic was an absolute bitch, but I’m here now. Adrienne Lawson:[/b] …and just in time I’d say. I have your locker room all set, so go and get ready and meet me in the ring in five minutes… At this point Kris is stood in front of the trunk of his car. He pulls out a gym bag whilst nodding in agreement with Adrienne. Kris Wylde:[/b] You sure you want to do this because once we do this then there is no going back. Adrienne Lawson:[/b] I’m positive. It’s about time I put the dog out of his misery. Kris and Adrienne laugh in amusement. Kris then slams the trunk door of his car shut and throws the gym bag over his shoulder. Kris proceeds to head towards the main entrance as the scene slowly fades out. ---------------------------20 minutes later…---------------------------The scene resurfaces inside the ring where Danny Danger vs. Gaz Black in a non title match is underway, and has been so for 15 minutes. Adrienne is shown standing at ringside, giving her man all the support. Gaz has Danger in a sleeper-hold… Danger rises to his feet and begins to dig a few elbows into the abdomen of Black… Danger goes to run towards the ropes but a tug of the hair by black sees him land flat on his back. Gaz looks towards the turnbuckle and walks towards it when… SUDDENLY… Adrienne jumps up onto the turnbuckle and distracts the referee. Gaz looks over to Adrienne and shouts at her to get off the apron when suddenly a man in a scream costume slides into the ring and clubs Gaz in the back of the head with a baseball bat. He then spins him around and plants a double under-hook flipping piledriver. Upon seeing this, Danny Danger takes the opportunity and hooks the leg for a pin. Adrienne smiles with satisfactory as she slowly jumps off the apron. The referee then runs over and makes the pin count… 1… 2… 3!
The assailant wearing the scream costume re-enters the ring. Adrienne Lawson soon follows, with a microphone in her hand, and both stand over a defeated Gaz Black. Black’s assailant removes the costume and then his mask revealing none other than Kris Wylde – Chaos’ newest superstar. Adrienne then holds the microphone to her mouth and begins to speak. Adrienne Lawson:[/b] You idiot! How damn hard is it to win a match – one simple match!? I have stood by you, witnessed loss after loss after loss. Every week I have told myself that you’ll win the next one but still, you can’t manage it. I am sick and tired of it! From now on I only associate myself with winners and seeming as you can’t even win a match these days you services are no longer required… Adrienne pulls out a piece of rolled up paper from her pocket and folds it out. She then holds it towards Gaz’s face. Adrienne Lawson:[/b] You see this? This is your contract. I brought it from Vince McMahon. Do you want to know how much for? One Dollar; that’s right – that’s how much McMahon himself reckons you’re worth. Kris Wylde grabs Gaz and holds him up in a camel clutch-like position, holding him up by the baseball bat. Then right before Gaz’s very eyes Adrienne rips his contract into tiny pieces before throwing it in his face. Adrienne Lawson:[/b] In case you can’t take the hint…YOU’RE FIRED! Kris continues to choke out Gaz with the baseball bat to the point that Gaz begins to bleed from the mouth. Kris releases the bat from Gaz’s throat and pushes him head first into the canvas. Adrienne and Kris pose over a beaten and now unemployed Gaz Black as the scene slowly fades out. Part 2 – Expect the unexpected[/size][/b] The scene reopens backstage where Kris and Adrienne are revealed popping open a bottle of champagne and toasting to their new partnership.Kris Wylde:[/b] Here’s to a great partnership. Adrienne Lawson:[/b] …Strictly a partnership. I don’t want you getting any ideas. Kris Wylde:[/b] Do you honestly think I need romance getting in the way of my destiny? A strict business relationship will do me just- Before Kris can finish he is approached by Chaos interviewer Justin White. Kris puts down his glass of champagne and looks at White with a pissed off expression.Kris Wylde:[/b] Can I help you? Justin White:[/b] Kris Wylde, my name is Justin White. I am fulfilling backstage interview duties on the Chaos Brand. First of all, let me welcome you to the Chaos brand and second of all, would you care to comment on the attack on Gaz Black? Kris Wylde:[/b] First of all, I don’t appreciate you ruining the festivities. Second of all, I attacked Gaz Black for one simple reason – to make an impact. That is what this business is all about. When Adrienne called me up with this golden opportunity, to remove the fat so to speak, I just couldn’t resist. Just like Adrienne said, Gaz Black was and will always be a loser. Adrienne wanted a winner, that is why she called me and that is why I plan on entering this battle royal at Wrestlemania 4! Justin White:[/b] Wow… there’s some stiff competition in that battle royal – are you sure you’ll be up to the job? Kris Wylde:[/b] What kind of stupid question is that? There is without a shadow of a doubt that’ll I will walk out with my first win and a future title shot under my belt. Not that I need a belt to prove how great I am, unlike the likes of Alex Stone, Sean Lewis and even Shawn Ashlocke, because I know I’m great and at Wrestlemania you’re going to find out that when the dust settles, there isn’t a damn person on this roster that holds a candle to my greatness. Kris picks up his champagne and walks off with Adrienne as the scene slowly fades to black.[/center]
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Post by Beavis on Apr 11, 2007 12:16:06 GMT -5
Tale of the Story There is a distant laugh that can be heard from backstage, but we can't get a focused on who it is, but finally, the camera see's some big while blond-ish, yellow-ish hair. IT'S BEAVISBeavis: HEHEHEHE, Yes It's me people. Beavis, I'm like entering the battle royal and stuff and I'm going to win it and going to pick a title of my choosing. What will it be? HEHEHEHEHE, I don't know, but people be ready. Tale of the Story Beavis looks at the names that have entered already.Beavis: That vampire chick has big knockers. HOOTERS!!! I think you should come to Beavis, leave that Vampy dude. Cornholio will give you some good time. Mmmmm Baby. Yeah. That "HER" girl seems interesting, but crazy. Chris Steel is back, the King of Porn. Him & I need to hangout sometime, I want some porn. Chris Zero is like a zero and stuff, I dont really know. I think I get more girls then him.Tale of the Story Beavis walks away backstage, laughing as he goes along, intill he see's a statue backstage. He can't what it is.Beavis: HEHEHEHEHEHE. AHHHHHHHHH. HEHEHEHEHE.AHHHHHHHH. That's cool. Kris Wylde, he go Wild, woooooooooo, Brent Acid is on Acid, Syco, ummmmmmmm, ahhhhhhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, HEHEHEHEHE, Alex Shelley is a prevert. He can't get any, but I can. HEHEHEHEHE. Tale of the Story Beavis suddenly yellsBeavis: BUTT-HEAD!!!scene fades to black
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Post by her on Apr 11, 2007 17:40:53 GMT -5
PART 1 It's that girl on camera again, we still can't see her.[glow=YELLOW,2,300] : So, you all want to know who I am. What all the diva talk has been who I am. Well, it's that time now...HIT MY MUSIC!![/glow] Tazz: Finally, we get to see who it is.TBC: Me
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