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Post by The Forsaken on Feb 24, 2007 13:39:57 GMT -5
Part One-Darkness
Scene starts just like most scenes in the EWE start and that is somewhere at some time with someone. But this isn't just any ordinary someone it is Chad Donavan. The heartless Satanic Animal that just recently destroyed Kidd Karnage. Also he isn't just somewhere but he is in the darkest dampest place in the arena the boiler room. He is talking to two people. It is to dark to see who they are but from there shadows you can see one is a tall muscular man and the other is a very curvy female.
FACD: I told everyone what I was planning to do and I did it. I dismantled Kidd Karnage and didn't even work up a sweat.
Man: That you did now it is time to show the World why you came here to Xplosion.
Female: Yes it is time for you to debut us.
FACD: In due time you see. I have entered myself and you in the Royal Rumble.
Man: HAHA I couldn't think of a better debut.
FACD: By the end of Final Destination the World will know what power the Forsaken holds.
Female: I have looked at the cards and I have seen the outcome.
FACD: Really what was that outcome?
Female: Victory.
Man: Really for which of us gains this Victory.
Female: That I will not unfold why cause jealousy? All I will say one of you will go on to Main Event Wrestlemania Four.
FACD: I like the sound of That.
Female: I have also seen the outcome of Wrestlemania.
FACD: Really so will one of The Forsaken hold the World Title by the end of the night?
Female:Yes
Man:HAHAH and with the World Title we will truly have unlimited power!
FACD:That we will my partner.
Man: It makes me Wonder who will be in this Rumble?
FACD:Could be anyone Android 18,Mr Man,Next Gen,Alex Shelly,Future Shock just to name a few.
Man: Out of all those names you just mentioned I don't see a Single Threat.
FACD:Android 18 could be some trouble but other then that I feel the same. No threats!
Female: HAHA Chad afraid of a little girl.
FACD:HAHA She is tougher then you think.
Female: I might have to see that for myself.
Man: Trouble maybe but any threat to me HAHAHA no chance. I am the Prince of Darkness himself. You think I am going to let some woman throw a wrench into the plans I have? The you thought wrong. I will crush her like a bug.
FACD: Ok hey I been meaning to ask you what's with that chick chained to the wall over there?
The Camera zooms over and shows a young naked girl chained to a wall. She looks to be in her early teens. She has cuts and bite marks all over. She looks barely alive.
Man: Simple she was last nights dinner.
FACD: Ok just so you know I don't dispose of body's.
Man: HAHA Were not finish yet you silly mortal. By the time were done with her only her bones will remain. HAHAHAHAH.
FACD:Okkkkkkkk well I have ugh things to do so I will leave you two do your thing and I will do my thing so bye.
Chad leaves and once he closes the door behind him the sound of Flesh being ripped and insides hitting the ground are heard. Outside Chad is walking back to his lockeroom. Talking to himself.
FACD: Well I did bring him here. So he has a taste for really bloody rare meats. Human meat but hey I am sure I can trust the guy. Plus his chick is really hot and big boobed. I am sure when she said one of us was going to Win the Rumble she was talking about me. She just didn't want to make her man Jealous. She has to have the hots for me after all I am Chad Donavan and I know how to please the ladies. I am sure I have nothing to worry about I hope.
As The Forsaken continue to speak more questions then answers were given. Who is this mysterious power house that has aligned himself with Chad Donavan? What damage can he do in the Royal Rumble? Who is this Woman that is with him? Can she really tell the future? Are these two Mysterious people even of this World? Can Chad trust these two? Or are they just using him for there own little game? Find out in Part Two-Into the Light Darkness Revealed!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sean "Slug" Lewis on Feb 24, 2007 22:32:00 GMT -5
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Post by The Forsaken on Feb 24, 2007 23:29:38 GMT -5
OOC: Yes Brent said I could whoop his ass in the RP Part Two-Into the Light Darkness Revealed!!!!!!!! Scene begins like so many before behind the curtain. Behind that curtain is a troubled,misunderstood, and just plan confused young man. That man is The Fallen Angel Chad Donavan. He is ready to walk out to the ring and address the fans. Also he is ready to debut his new tag Partner. A man who will be debuting in the Rumble. Endangered Species by Flaw plays and Chad Donavan appears at the top of the stage. He is getting booed heavily. He has been getting a lot of that since coming to Xplosion. Chad has been conflicted about his move here to Xplosion. The upside new challenges down side disrespectful fans. Anyway Chad doesn't let that bother him as he continues making his way down to the ring. He enters the ring and poses where more boos come his way. Chad Donavan still doesn't let the fans Dislike bring him down. He holds the mic to his lips and pauses for everyone to get the hissing and booing out of there system. So he can speak after a couple of minutes the fans start to quiet down. FACD: Fans a few moments ago I watches Sean Lewis's Promo. I have to say Sean you disappoint me. I have had nothing but respect for you. In matter of fact one of the reasons I came here to Xplosion was to fight you and after all that. You dare put me in the category of Jobber. Sean you have made a mistake that many make against me. That is underestamate me. Many have done this and I have beaten every one of them. Yet people still doubt my well simply put Greatness.
Fans:YOU SUCK YOU SUCKChad like always takes the fans mocking him and talking down about him in stride. FACD: I Suck Huh come on now how long has that been around. Come on I am sure you so called great Xplosion fans can come up with something better then You Suck.
Fans: Your Gay Your Gay
FACD: God that was even lamer then the You Suck chant. Come on be origenal.
Fans: You like to jack off Sheep.
FACD: DAMN ok lets move on. The reason I came out here tonight...
FANS: to jack off Sheep.
FACD: No you sick freaks I came out here to introduce you all to...
Fans:To the sheep you jerked off.
FACD: NOOOOOOOO LISTEN HERE YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTERDS I DONT JACK OFF SHEEP. You people should consider yourself lucky to be graced by a superstar of my magnatude. No I am here to introduce my new Tag partner. Be accompanied by his valet Vamperialla he is KEVIN THORN!!!!Dracula by Rob Zombie plays and a hot woman comes out and right behind her is a mountain of a man. The fans are all silent. They actually looked a bit intimadated. Thorn and Vamp get in the ring and like Chad before them do a pose. Chad hands over the Mic to Thorn. KT: I am Kevin Thorn. for those of you wondering who or what I am. I am not like any of you or any of the other wrestlers in the back. Lets just leave it at that. I have come from somewhere none of you want to go. ME and Chad here plan on domanating the compatention here on Xplosion. Now as for the Rumble me and Chad already know one of us will win it. I will let my other half explain.
Vamperialla: I have looked into there futures and one of them will go on to Main Event Wrestlemania four. I have already seen it I know the outcome so for everyone else in the Rumble why bother. You have no chance of winning. This outcome was decided long long ago. When your weak and worthless God made this World. When he filled it with you weak little insects. He also made your lifes a book. It is written out every little step you take,Every time you eat,Every time you go to the restroom. It was all written before you were shot out of your whore of a mothers pussy. It has all been written and I saw the fates there is only one outcome. FORSAKEN VICTORY.Vamp drops the mic and all three head back to the lockeroom. They walks up the ramp they see a few of the younger fans have nuzzled close to there parent and are crying from fear. They get to the back and start walking the hall to the lockeroom before they are stopped by a member of Future Shock. Brent Acid BA: Chad man were have you been as of late bro?
FACD: BRO? I am not your bro or your friend. I just gave you a few pointers on how to not suck as much.
BA: Man what is with you man?Chad gets tired of speaking with the jobber so Chad and Kevin damn near kill poor Brent Acid with the sick double team move known as THE HELLRAISER!! Brent is out barely breathing and Chad and Kevin walk off laughing. Are the fans starting to get to Chad? Did Chad Really Jack Off a Sheep,What Did Kevin mean when he said he is unlike us? Can Vamperialla really know the outcome to the Rumble? IS Brent in any shape to compete in the Royal Rumble? Find out the answers to these Questions in PART THREE-RUMBLE WARM UP.
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Post by Butt-Head on Feb 25, 2007 7:13:37 GMT -5
[glow=white,2,300]Scene One - "We Quit!"[/glow] ***The scene opens to the McDonald's like restaurant "Burger World" as we see Beavis n' But-Head, still working at the Burger World Friers. But of course, neither of the two boys are doing any actual real work, just sorta standing there, being the adolescent boys everyone loves to watch...***Butt-Head: "Hey Beavis..."Beavis: "Yeah Butt-Head..."Butt-Head: "Like... uh... Why are we still here?"Beavis: "Um... cause it's like our job, and stuff"Butt-Head: "Oh..."***It gets quiet, but then Butt-Head thinks of something...***Butt-Head: "Wait... didn't we like, go through a development program with eWe or something..."Beavis: "Oh, yeah... But like, we were not booked, or something..."Butt-Head: "Oh... wait... Isn't there like an open invite Battle Royal, where, like, the winner gets a shot at the World Title and stuff?"Beavis: "Ohhh yeahhh... I forgot about that..."***Butt-Head slaps Beavis***Butt-Head: "Damn It Beavis! We need to go there and try to win it!"Beavis: "OK... lets go..."***The boys start to leave, but are interrupted by the Burger World manager...***The Manager: "Hey! Where are you two idiots going!? You can't just leave!"Butt-Head: "Uh... why not?... You pay us like, $5 an hour... eWe will pay us like, $5 a minute..."The Manager: "Oh, please, like Extreme Wrestling Entertainment would be interested in a couple of 130 lbs losers like you guys..."***As soon as The Manager says that, Beavis gets a crazed look in his eye, pulls his shirt over the top of his head, and starts to freak out... He starts kicking and screaming, then shoves a bunch of drinks and shit around the kitchen, making a huge mess***Beavis: "WWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!"***Beavis kicks The Manager square in the nuts as hard as he can...***The Manager: "BBBUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!!!!Butt-Head: "Uhuhuhuhuhuhuh..."Beavis: "Alright, lets boot Butt-Head..."***The scene ends with the boys leaving the restaurant, Beavis still freaking out and Butt-Head still laughing...***--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [glow=white,2,300]Scene 2 - Getting There[/glow] ***The scene opens again to the boys, walking down a highway, and it appears to be pretty late judging by the darkness surrounding them... Beavis and Butt-Head seem out of breath because they appear to have been walking for some time. The boys begin to speak...***Butt-Head: "Damn it... this sucks Beavis... it's all humid and stuff... you know where we're going right?"Beavis: "Yeah Butt-Head... The Magazine said it was gonna be in Kansas, so we kinda gotta walk into the middle of nowhere..."Butt-Head: "Damn It Beavis! It's not in fucking Kansas! That's No Love Lost you dumbass! Final Destination is in... fuck I don't know... but it's not Kansas dumbass!"Beavis: "Oh... uh... sorry... well, whatcha wanna do...?"***Butt-Head slaps Beavis***Butt-Head: "Damn It Beavis! I want to get to Final Destination! And if we don't get there, I'm gonna kick you in the nuts!Beavis: "What ever Butt-Head! Bring it!"***The two begin to fight... kinda...***Butt-Head: "Damn It Beavis! Quit It!"Beavis: "You started it"Butt-Head: "Damn it Beavis! If we're gonna be Champions, we need to work together! We're going against people like Shawn Ashlocke, Sean Lewis, Cameron Hayden, Dan Taylor, and many more! So we need to have each other's backs!"***The 2 settle down, and begin to speak...***Beavis: "Your right Butt-Head... We need to work together and show these fools how we do! We're gonna kick anyone's ass who wanna get in our path and stuff!"Butt-Head: "Well, glad we got that settled out... now what?"Beavis: "Uh, we need to find out where Final Destination is gonna be held, and then hit on some of the eWe Divas, then kick some ass!"***The scene fades out with the two looking around, trying to find our where to go...***------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [glow=white,2,300]Scene 3 - Crapachino[/glow] ***The scene opens once again. We see that Beavis n' Butt-Head, still in their uniforms, have finally found the Extreme Wrestling Entertainment Arena where Final Destination is to be held. They are having some trouble getting in, though...***Beavis: "What do you mean we can't get in? We're eWe SuperStars and stuff..."Butt-Head: "Yeah... We like, signed with them or something..."The Man: "Yeah, sure ya did kid... look, you're not getting in back stage, OK? Theres no way we're gonna let a couple of punks like you in here... end of story! Now please let us enjoy some of this delicious coffee..."***Beavis once again gets that crazed look in his eye, and is quick to pull his shirt over the top of his head and start tweaking out once again...***Beavis: "Crapachino?"The Man: "What?"Beavis: "Uhuhuhuhuhuh... you done F'd up now..."***Beavis kicks the security guard in the nuts, and then goes up to the pot of coffee a yard or two away from him. He switches between gulping down the coffee and inhaling the sugar... Butt-Head just laughs... After Beavis gets his feed, the two head backstage as the scene fades...***--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [glow=white,2,300]Scene 4 - Backstage[/glow] ***The scene starts back up again as we see the boys walking backstage, just kind of exploring... Beavis is still a little hyped, and Butt-Head is still laughing as always... They walk into the Locker Room, and start to speak...***Butt-Head: "We need to get the hell outta these gay uniforms Beavis... You change in that room, and I'll change here... We'll just like, where what we normally where or something..."Beavis: "OK... see ya in a few"***The scene fades, then re enters to Beavis and Butt-Head posing in front of a mirror together...***Butt-Head: "We're pretty buff Beavis... we got a shot..."Beavis: "Yeah Butt-Head, check out these 'guns'... Pretty cool... but still, Sean Lewis and FACD so far..."***Butt-Head slaps Beavis...***Butt-Head: "Damn It Beavis! We need to be confident in ourselves or we wont win! And thats the last......"Beavis: "Butt-He......"***Beavis and Butt-Head are left speechless when the see the beauty of they eWe Diva Stacie Sinnex-Ceno...***Stacie Sinnex-Ceno: "Hey... I'm up here, boys..."***The boys look up slowly...***Stacy Sinnex-Ceno: "So, you boys lost or something?"***Beavis and Butt-Head are still dead silent...***Stacie Sinnex-Ceno: "Hello?"Butt-Head: "Uh... I'm Butt-Had, and this is my partner in metal, Beavis... We just got hired..."***James Ceno suddenly enters the scene, very pissed off...***James Ceno: "What the hell are you two pukes doing talking to my wife!?"Butt-Head: "Uh... we're hitting on her..."***James Ceno punches Butt-Head in the gut...***Beavis: "Hey! Thats not cool! We gotta score, too!"James Ceno: "Why you little..."***A chase breaks out between Ceno, Beavis, and Butt-Head. Luckily, in do time, Beavis and Butt-Head were able to out run Ceno... They stop in a hall, out of breath...***Butt-Head: "That...(out of breath)... sucked..."Beavis: Yeah...lets try not to try to score with Stacie anymore..."***Scene Fades To Black***
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Beavis
eWe Superstar
I AM CORNHOLIO!!!
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Post by Beavis on Feb 25, 2007 14:09:08 GMT -5
TALE OF THE STORY Beavis is seen walking backstage, having his shirt over his head. Acting hyper and shit. Beavis: I am Cornholio. I need World Title for my Bunghole. WWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHTALE OF THE STORY. This continues on for a good ten minutes. People backstage are looking at him. He kicks five stagehands in the nuts.Beavis: ehhe Cool. CORNHOLIO!!! WWWWWAAAAHHHHHH.TALE OF THE STORY. Beavis keeps walking around as Kelly comes up to him. Beavis sees that and is his normal self.Beavis: Hey Baby. We are gonna like Score. SCORE YES SCORE...Kelly: No Beavis. Your in EWE, you need to act professional.Beavis: DAMMIT!!! Not cool.Kelly: What made you guys come to EWE?TALE OF THE STORY Beavis wasn't paying attention to the question. He was staring at her boobs.Kelly: I'm up here Beavis.Beavis: Nice Boobs.TALE OF THE STORY Kelly gets disgusted and walks off.SCENE TWO: Beavis & Butt-Head. TALE OF THE STORY. Beavis meets up with Butt-Head, as Butt-Head is standing next to the Women's Lockeroom. Butt-Head: Look Beavis.Beavis: YES YES..WE Finally get to score. They both walk into the EWE Divas Lockeroom, theres only one diva in there whos not paying attention to them and is mandiating NAKED. Butt-Head: uhuhuhuhuh..This is like cool and stuff. Beavis: YES. Lets go Score WWEEEEEEEWEEEETale of the Story They both keep staring at her doing there normal laugh as A Women Stagehand walks in.Butt-Head: Hey baby.Women Stagehand: GET OUT!!!!Tale of the Story. the Diva stops mandiating and screams. She covers her self up, and slaps both of them and throws them out of the lockeroom.Butt-head: DAMN IT BEAVIS.Beavis: What?TALE OF THE STORY. Butt-Head slaps Beavis.Butt-Head: Damn it Beavis. Lets get this World Title and stuff.Beavis: CORNHOLIO WORLD TITLE FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!TALE OF THE STORY Scene fades as Beavis puts his shirt over his head and they walk around creating mishap.
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Post by 'eWe's Gold Standard' Mr. Man on Feb 25, 2007 18:53:48 GMT -5
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Post by The Forsaken on Feb 25, 2007 20:54:30 GMT -5
OOC: Piper,Beavis and Butt Head I hope you don't mind me useing you in my RP.
Part 3-Rumble Warm Up.
As More names are being announced for the Rumble. Two men and one woman are sitting back. Watching seeing the more people that enter the more body's they will be sending to the local hospital. The Two Men are Chad Donavan and Kevin Thorn the one woman is Vamperilla. They are watching who the next that will be entered.
FACD: Looks like they doubt your powers Vamp.
Vamperilla: So let them they will all learn I am for real. They will lose and one of you two will win.
KT: Did you see the size of those two retards that entered. Weavis or something like that and Ass Head.
FACD: Actually there names are Beavis and Butt Head. The look about one hundred pounds combined weight.
KT: Indeed I will find great amusement when I break them.
FACD: Man there just kids just hurt them don't break them.
KT: What's this a sign of humanity inside the so called evil Chad Donavan.
FACD:No its more fun to hurt them. Cause they will come back and you can do it again. But if you break them that's it no return and no more fun throwing them around.
KT: I see where your coming from. You are by far more evil then me.
FACD: No evil just find amusement in others pain.
Vamperilla: You and Thorn are two of a kind.
They see a EWE news break that despite doctors Order Mr Man will be competing at Final Destination. Kevin and Chad look at each other with wicked smiles on there face.
FACD: A Injuried man in a match with the two of us. Ohh the fun that can be had.
KT: He thought being hit in the head with a chair was bad. Wait till he gets hit in the head with one of my fist.
Roddy Piper walks into the lockeroom.
FACD: Well look who it is the man I retired in just my fifth match here in EWE. Roddy Piper.
KT:Incase you can't read old man this is our lockeroom. Not yours so fuck off.
RP: Afraid I can't do that just yet. Your new here Kevin so I will give you the low down. I am the GM of Xplosion so that means I am your boss. So you better show me some respect.
KT: Listen I am not just some man....
Chad nudges Kevin to shut him up.
FACD: Not the place or time. Excuse my friend Hot Rod he has issues with bosses. So what brings you to the Forsaken lockeroom.
RP: Forsaken huh nice name. I am here to tell you that you have a EWE.Com Exculsive match. So gear up boys you will be on in a few.
Piper leaves
FACD: Vamp if you can see the future and crap why didn't you see this coming?
Vamperilla: It is nothing you two are facing a couple of unknowns. A warm up is all it is.
KT: Sounds like fun I haven't hurt anyone today.
FACD: Well looks like you will get your chance.
Vamperilla: As you two get ready I will go get something to drink.
Vamperilla leaves as Chad and Thorn get into there ring gear. The Camera follows Vamperilla as she goes to the catering table. She gets a cup and starts filling it with coffee.
Vamperilla: Ahh the one fluid I like more then Blood.
Behind here are Beavis and Butt Head they are just stareing and laughing. Vamperilla turns around and see's them looking at her.
Vamperilla: What are you two looking at.
Beavis&Butt Head:HUH HUH HUH HUH HAH HAH HUH HUH
Vamperilla: Do you like what you see?(/color)
Vamperilla squeezes her boobs together and bends over alittle. Beavis faints from the boobage.
Butt Head: Come to Butt Head. HUH HUH HA HA HUH HUH
Walking up behind Butt Head are Kevin Thorn and Chad Donavan
KT: SO do you like her rack.
This startles Butt Head who had no idea Kevin Thorn was behind him he pisses himself and runs off.
KT: Chad your right it will be more fun to hurt them then to break them.
FACD: I know.
The Forsaken leave and start to make there way to the entrance ramp. The Forsaken make it to there stage. Before going out the ring announcer starts the announcements.
Ring Announcer:Ladies and Gentlemen. This following match is a EWE.com Exculsive. Already in the ring are El Chico and The Beaner they are known as The ILLEGALS!!!!!!! There Opponants are the former UKW and wWw Tag Team Champions they are being accompanied by Vamperilla. They are Kevin Thorn and the Fallen Angle Chad Donavan. THE FORSAKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edge Crusher by Fear Factory Plays and out walk the Forsaken. They have a Couple of signs in the crowd one read The Forsaken future tag champs. The other reads Vamperilla please bite my neck. They enter the ring and don't even wait for the ring bell as they begin there attack. Thorn has Chico and press slams him above his head and tosses him from the ring into the third row. That just leaves The Beaner he isn't stand for long though as he is met with The Hellraiser and Chad makes the cover for a easy win. Edge Crusher plays again.
Ring Announcer: The Winners of this match in just 37 seconds Chad Donavan,Kevin Thorn the Forsaken!!!!!
Will Thorn show Piper any respect? What did he mean when he said he is not just some man? How much pain with the Forsaken put on Beavis and Butt Head? Will Beavis and Butt Head score with Vamperilla? Can any team stop the Forsaken? Find out the answer plus more in Part 4-ALMOST TIME TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Butt-Head on Feb 25, 2007 22:34:50 GMT -5
OOC: Uh... like, I accidentally posted when I was trying to preview, so excuse my extra post cuz like, i deleted it and stuff... my bad... [glow=white,2,300]Scene 1 - The Recovery[/glow] ***The scene opens to the boys sitting backstage on a bench. Beavis is still trying to recover from fainting, and we see Butt-Head is cleaning himself off. The two start to speak...***Beavis: "Hehehe, you pissed yourself, hehehe"Butt-Head: "Shut up Beavis! At least I didn't faint like a little bitch!"Beavis: "Well at least I didn't piss my self hehehe"***Butt-Head slaps Beavis...***Butt-Head: "Shut up Beavis! If we're gonna like win the title and stuff, we need to stick together! Sure, we way like 130 pounds each, but together... thats like... um..."Beavis: "Uh... carry the 4..."***The boys begin to do math, using there fingers and such...***Butt-Head: "Um... like... 200 pounds or something..."Beavis: "Ohhh yeahhh"Butt-Head: "So thats like, 100 pounds away from being the size of the James Jackass guy... We should go kick his ass!"Beavis: "YEAH! WWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!***Butt-Head slaps Beavis...***Butt-Head: "Calm down Beavis! We're not even in the Battle Royal yet... But after we like, when the Battle Royal and gets the title, we can go kick his ass and people will have our backs cause we'll be the Champion!"Beavis: "Uh, Butt-Head... we're like, two people and stuff..."Butt-Head: "Uh... so?..."Beavis: "Well, um, like the World Title is for one person... it's not a Tag Title..."Butt-Head: "Ohh yeahhh... Well as long as one of us wins the Battle Royal, then it's cool..."Beavis: "Oh... uh... okay... So, what do you wanna do?"Butt-Head: "Uhuhuhuhuhuh..."***The two look at each other in the eyes, and then leave the room seeming to be in search...Camera view fades...***[glow=white,2,300]Scene 2 - The Search[/glow] ***The camera fades back into the boys walking around in the front of the building, where you would enter to go to the part where the actual show takes place... anyway, the boys stop at a snack cart as if they found what they need...***Beavis: "Hey Butt-Head, here it is... I bet we can get some nachos here..."Butt-Head: "Awesome! Sweet! Uh... something else!... Uh... you got any money Beavis?"***They both turn their pockets inside out, exposing that they have no money, just blue lint...***Beavis: "Oh... damn it... maybe he'll give us some for free since we're super stars and stuff..."Butt-Head: "Only one way to find out..."***The boys go to the cart, and look at the man at it til he notices them...***Man @ Cart: "Can I help you boys?"Butt-Head: "Um... yeah... can we have some nachos?"Man @ Cart: "I don't see why not..."***The man at the cart smiles at Beavis n' Butt-Head, then takes out a paper tray and continues to make 'em some nachos. When done, he hands them a tray of cheesy nachos. The boys take them, and start to leave...***Man @ Cart: "Hey! You need to pay for those, boys!"Beavis: "Uh... no we don't... we're superstars... We get them for free and stuff..."Butt-Head: "Yeah... check your list or something..."***The man pulls out about 4 papers that are stapled together. The papers are marked "Rick fucks who, unlike the people who paid their hard earned money to see them, get them for free because they are eWe super stars, even though they can actually afford them". He scrolls down, and way at the bottom he sees "Beavis and Butt-Head". He looks at them, then speaks...***Man @ Cart: "I'm sorry boys. Continue..."Butt-Head: "Uh... okay..."Beavis: (walking away with Butt-Head) Wow Butt-Head... I can't believe that worked..."Butt-Head: "Yeah... lets get more when we're done"***The camera fades in and out, showing the hundreds of times the boys go back and forth between the nacho cart and their locker room... the camera finally fades into the boys sitting on a couch in their locker room... their room is trashed, with pizzas and nachos every where...***Butt-Head: "No... more... nachos..."***The scene fades as heavy metal riff that would play at the end of their show begins to play...***
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Post by Dan Taylor on Feb 26, 2007 14:37:14 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Wrestleman 4 Rumble [/glow]
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Post by Judders on Feb 26, 2007 14:39:48 GMT -5
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Post by Motor City Machine Guns on Feb 26, 2007 22:59:01 GMT -5
Alex Shelly and Kevin Nash are watching all the people entering the rumble.
AS: Hey big man you have like a lot of expearance in these matches.
KN: Yes your point being?
AS: Well I have entered myself in this match any pointers?
KN: Ughh yeah don't be thrown over the top rope.
AS: Is that all?
KN: Yeah
AS: That is all you can give me.
KN: Hey it is all I got. I been in a few but never won one.
AS: Ohh great.
KN: Hey you need to pump yourself up and luck of the draw and crap it is all a spin of the wheel really. Battle Royals are just crap shoots it is not about talent in these things. It is all about strategy and luck.
AS: ohh.
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Post by Snake on Feb 27, 2007 15:52:03 GMT -5
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Post by Butt-Head on Feb 27, 2007 18:20:02 GMT -5
***The scene opens to the boys laughing hysterically at something, but the camera is at a front angle, so we can't tell what it is...***Butt-Head: "Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh"Beavis: "He... he... hehehehehehehe... he... he... Hey Butt-Head..."Butt-Head: "Uhuhuhuh... yeah Beavis?"Beavis: "Hehehe... I got wood..."Butt-Head: "Uhuhuhuhuh... me too Beavis..."***The camera switches, revealing a Tish stratus poster was what they were looking at so forcefully...***Butt-Head: "Uhuhuhuhuh... You know Beavis, she's probably gonna be at Final destination... You know what that might mean..."Beavis: "WE COULD SCORE!?"Butt-Head: "Uhuhuhuh... duh... but for now, just concentrate on the poster..."Beavis: "BOOBIES! BOOBAGE! BOOBS!"Butt-Head: "Uhuhuh... yes, there will be boobage... come to Butt-Head..."***The camera fades in/out, showing the hours they must have been looking at the poster of Trish...***Beavis: "Hey Butt-Head... I got an idea... hehehe..."Butt-Head: "Uhuhuhuh... what?"Beavis: "Lets go watch AM Chaos... it's on like right now..."Butt-Head: "Oh... uh, OK..."***The boys go sit down in front of their locker room's TV. They turn it on and put it on USA. They watch some of the show, and begin to critique it...***Butt-Head: "Uhuhuhuh... this sucks..."Beavis: "Huh? What do you mean!? They got Triple H, Shawn Michaels, John Cena, and even Christy Chaos! How could you not like it?Butt-Head: "Uhuhuh... they're all controlled by Abdul and Jay...Beavis: "Ohhh yeahhh..."***The boys begin to laugh at the second rate show, than turn the channel to "The road to Final Destination". A promo comes on, involving Shawn Ashlocke...***Butt-Head: "Hey... that's that Ashlocke dude who made it so we couldn't, like, score... We don't even want to be in his school anyways..."Beavis: "We don't?"***Butt-Head slaps Beavis***Butt-Head: "Damn it Beavis! No, we don't! We're already pwners of the ring... All we gotta like, prove it and stuff at Final Destination..."***Beavis looks into the camera***Beavis: "And at Final Destination... the process of wanna us becoming the champs will begin! ... And stuff...***The scene ends with the two laughing, getting back up, and continueing to stare at the poster...***
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Post by Johnny"Syco"Devine on Feb 27, 2007 18:44:41 GMT -5
Brent and Syco are talking about Final Destination.
BA: We don't have a match man this really sucks.
Syco: Yeah we are coming off a hot win off of Cryme Tyme.
BA: You do know what this means.
Both shudder as they say.
BA&Syco: The Rumble Battle Royal.
Syco: But atleast this one could lead somewhere.
BA: A sure fire trip to Wrestlemania does sound good. Hey I am alittle sore after my beat down from Chad and Kevin so Syco consider this my gift to you. You go for it I think I am going to sit this one out.
Syco: Really are you sure?
BA: Yeah I have had it up to here with Battle Royals. I think I will just go hang with those new guys Beavis and Butt Head they seem cool.
Brent leaves.
Syco: Well that leaves me to go to it myself. Ok to all the people in the Royal Rumble. You got another person to deal with. Me SYCO is now offically in the match. To the Forsaken you beat down my partner for that You have my full attention. I dare you to try that crap with me. If you try you will be on the business end of a Mind Blower. Then after I take care of you two I will bang you girlfriend Kevin.
Syco poses for a second.
Syco: Chad you know I am capeable of doing it to. Remember your TAC cruiserweight title reign remember who ended it. All those years ago it was me Chad. Remember that remember of the five time we have faced who won four of those matches. Me I have your number and in the Rumble will be no different. That is a promise.
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