Okay, so it's that time again. I have laid off this shit for a while, but now I am completely fucked off with the world, the e-fed, and everyone else. Maybe this is some sort of stres from behind killed at the hands of Rikku? Who cares.. this shit aint my life, I'm not gunna cry if I lose the title. I have RAPED this brand for 6 months strong, and that is something that will never be equalled, in my personal opinion.
So let's just take a pause and think what has happened in the time that I have not been doing these becuase of all the whiny bitches saying; "Oh, that can't count.. It's too good, I won't be able to hbeat him with that so I will just bitch and bitch so he doesn't write them... and then I might get myself a chance."
Alright, well I have had my eyes opened in the world of e-fedding. I realised that althought holding a title is good, it's only good when you don't care.. like I didn't. Those people like James Ceno, who win all the time, and brag, it's just sad. You are pretending to be a wrestler on the internet, I bet you don't go into school and start screaming that you beat someone in roleplaying? No? Then why do it on the boards? You beat White Tiger? So the fuck what, get the fuck over it and get a decent win under your belt in the last 6 months. Jackass. Awww, was that a little bit harsh? Tough. Deal with it chump. I am sick of trying to be a nice guy and getting it tosses back in my face, I am one hell of a roleplayer, and EVERYONE thinks that it's luck, including you, Ceno. Well here's a note, get your game on, 'cause I'll be on your ass soon.
Who else shall I bitch and whine about?
Cabbage; Where the fuck do you get off, you manage to make a few good banners and all of a sudden you think that you're some sort of a fucking king. Saying "Don't worry I will make you a good one after KOX" is bang out of order. You need to sort yourself the fuck out, becuase there are people in this world who will blow your ass away graphically, and how would you like it if they said that about one of your peices of work? It would make you cry, right? You're coming for my title are you? Tell me something original, I have heard that from like 50 other people. It's nothing new, and it's nothing special.
Oh yes, this shoot roleplay, thing. My first shoot roleplay came against Chris Steel (ala:
HERE) but that didn't really make the spark that my one against Slade did. The one against slade got alot of people up and in my arms, begging me for more of my real life views. Yeah, that came after Abdul's report, and hell I am man enough to admit that It was very similar to the way Abdul had wrote his, but I had not even considered thsat during the writing of the rant. Now, we have a good 4 or 5 people either writing shoots or reports, or considering using them. I feel that this is once again just a poor attempt by people to become the next Law? what ever happened to that thing named originality.. that Shawn Ashlocke craves so badly?
"My character is original" is what you're thinking right? Maybe, but probably not. For acharacter to be 100% original you must not have had the person based on any other wrestler, character or entity ever to perform, or live. Is your character like that? No? Didn't think so. Everyone is based on someone somewhere down the line, and that is why originality lacks. The storylines are very original in this fed, but it is ruined by a bunch of 'tards using gimmicks that are not original with a differnt name. Jerry Crow is just one shining example of this. Yes, I am in the mood to just take everything that all you think and throw it on the floor, take a shit on it, piss on it, and then rubb it in your face. BITCH.
Well, that's boring now, I will move from eWe for a small while to talk about other things. YOU TEACH ME, AND I'LL TEACH YOU.. POKÉMON! Sorry was watching Smosh on you tube.
Anyways, yeah, so wrestling. Royal Rumble is tonight, and I might even be posting this as it takes place, but I do not know what is going down 'cause I couldn't be assed to pay good money for another peice of shit WWE waste of time PPV, when TNA are putting on thes ame shit for Free, and their PPV's are free too, here atleast. So, let's just find the card and I will drop ya'll a few predictions, it'll be fun! In no particular Order...
The Hardy Boyz vs. MNM - This should be a good match, in the four way ladder amtch these two teams where both outstanded and their rivalry has been pretty good. I would say that the Hardy's will take it becuase MNM have dominated in the past weeks. This will be a fgood match, around 15 minutes long with lots of tags, momentum changes and some Melina interferences.
Lashley vs. Test - I've not watched ECW, but Lashley took the fall so he could have a chance to hold the title. I would say that Test is gunna win but I don't think Lashley would take a drop for a month long reign.
Batista vs. Kennedy - I feel that Batista has been at the top for too long, and he gotten boring. His attitude in the ring is the same old face powerhouse. BatistaBerg, is what my friend calls him. It's time for a new generation and that is Ken Kennedy. I think that he is taking the title from the champ and if he doesn't then that is a disgrace. Kennedy has the skills in ring and most definatly on the mic, and not just his entrance. KK for the title.
Cena vs. Umaga - Snorefest. I don't care who wins.
30 Man Royal Rumble - There are alot of big names in this match, Shawn Michaels, Edge, Orton, Kane, Undertaker, CM Punk just to name a few. I really cannot say full on who I think will win, last year I said Rey becuase it was always obviously going to lead to him holding the title. I saw that coming when eddie passed. This year I am looking at Shawn Michaels, becuase Triple H is gone he can't continue to go at it with Edge and Orton all the time. I have heard a few losers picking out CM Punk but I seriously doubt he has the credibility in the federation yet to win the rumble match. I think Kane will roll in and elimate a few. Benoit will also have a fair run. Hm, Number one will probably... I will go with the Sandman. I dunno why.
I know this has been said before but I feel that HBK will win adn take the title from whoever is Champ, and then end up having some sort of a rivalry with Triple H when he returns over the title, and that will be the end of DX...
I just noticed something;
The banner for the advertisement only contains 25 superstars, this is obviopusly down to size. I know that the great Khali is missing... who else? Let's see. Tommy Dreamer, Supercrazy.. and some others I don't care. Also, MVP, King Booker, and The Miz' names cannot be clicked.. what the fuck is WWE doing. There site has gone down hill bigtime. It's at AWO Level.
This wrestling society X thing has got some hype, ain't it? Bloody 'ell, it's got fan's wanking over it or something. I have not seen it, but I have seen a few animations and it looks like their are alot of high risk, high impact moves. It's all good, but I have been watching "World Of Sport" a little bit and I do say that wrestling is good. It's old style 2 of 3 falls, rounds, straight up wrestling, shit. Of course it was fixed but It is good. I do like it, but some parts of it do make my stomach turn, IE.. one guiy pushing his able into anothers ass, nearly inside his arsehole. Not a nice thing to see.
Anyway, just looking back KOX looks like it has just exploded with every match bar one having atleast one Rp. Oh and look in mine and Rikku's this is the number Eight. Oh and I bet that makes a few people cry, she gave me a
at the end of her little pre-rp speach. Don't cry guys, this is the internet! Lmao, I love beinga total fucker to people. Seriously thought, Toni, if you do beat me, I congratulate you. Going into this match, things were weird, you had 2 wins over me, but I had seemed to be almost unstoppable. Your roleplays were a good read, the vampire thing was outstanding and well written. Asskissing? Me? Well.. how else did I keep the title for 6 months
Back to the roleplays; You see, I said it earlier and I will say it again.
originality. You want a definition to that, Chris?
o·rig·i·nal·i·ty /əˌrɪdʒəˈnælɪti/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[uh-rij-uh-nal-i-tee] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. the quality or state of being original.
2. ability to think or express oneself in an independent and individual manner; creative ability.
3. freshness or novelty, as of an idea, method, or performance.
Brap brap brap. Yes, who else has done a sequence of roleplays containing their character being chased by Vampires, and actually being bitten by them too? I can;t think of anyone and if you can, please, send the link on a post card to;
Donald Hinson
123 Crap Lane
Bullshit Valley
USA.
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Now, onto the next subject. Kris Jaxson. He's back, with another character. Yeah, I thought he was a huge cunt for what he did to the fed, but at the end of the day he ahs a point. He never said he was done with Rping, he said that he couldn't hack eWe anymore, and that it was time for him to leave. He is now back though,.. with the Rock as his character. This should be fun, he played the rock in ECW before some complete wanker named Dan mocked him and killed his buzz, endiing a very good thing. So, what do I see in the future for my friend, Ryan? I see a long hard battle ahead of him, for the International title. I really, in my heart of hearts don't see him getting into the eWe title ranks, not yet atleast. That is going to be filled out completely by all of the people who did well in KOX. Alex Stone, Abdul, and maybe HHH, it depends what JAy wants to do.
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Oh, speaking of Jay I want to now apologise to him here on the boards for you all to see. Last week I nearly broke me neck, and got away with all the muscles being pulled down one side. After being severly shaken, I got home and had to sit with my head at a tilt, as you can imagine trying to write an rp in that condition was nearly impossible, and very annoying for me. In the end I cut the RP of early and simple gave up. I thought that me getting annoyed to fuck and then going mental and smashing a hole in the computer would have been alot worse than losing a match, and yes, I could tell that I was going to lose it. Do I think I was the worst RPer in that match? Yes. I posted one poor, cut off early rp.. the rest of them posted two full rps. It's not hard to figure.
Anyway, this is probably the end of my title reign, I can't see Jay giving me this, becuase of my short rps. I thought they were good, but that's me. Often you cannot see fault in your own work, and that's why I am again people judging their own matches. Anyway, Toni, if you win it, Enjoy the title, and stick around yeah? If I retain, still stay! I want it to be 2-2! Haha.
So yeah, you can PM.. PERSONAL MESSAGE.. me questions for this if you wish to and I will answer them truthfully. If you ain't gunna bother then don't ask me for thigns about eWe.. oh yeah, before I leave that is a point.
FOR FUCK SAKE: STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR MATCHES, THE RESULTS, IF YOU WON AND WHATEVER ELSE. I AM NOT A JUDGE, AND I HAVE NO POWER IN THE E-FED. I DON'T KNOW WHO WON MATCHES BEFORE ANYONE ELSE AND THAT IS TRUTH. SO STOP ASKING ME BECUASE IT IS REALLY REALLY ANNOYING. OKAY? GOOD.
Okay, that's it ya'll.
SAFE
PEACE
ABDUL LUKE