Mid Eastern #1 Con. Battle Royal

[Jay]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Sunday - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Sunday - 11 P.M.
Central: Sunday/Monday - Midnight
Eastern: Monday 1 A.M.
U.K.: Monday 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limit: 4 RPs

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day

NEW RULE: Unless only doing one, 1st RolePlay MUST be OUTSIDE the 24 hour period of Deadline, if you don't follow this rule, any roleplay after your first will NOT COUNT

Chaos Roster W/O a Match

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RP#1~By:Justin Pain

Scene#!~ A little bit of Gambling.

Scene starts in the Ceasars Palace Casino. Justin Pain is currently playing texas holdem.

The dealer then gives Justin and his opponent 2 cards face down. Justin looks at his cards. He has two Aces. His opponent has Jack King off suit.

Dealer: Place your bets.

Justin Pain: I bet $50.

: I raise you another $50.

Justin Pain: OH YEAH!!!, I go all in.

Justin then pushes all of his remaining $1000 in the pot.

takes a while to think about what their next move should be. Finally they make a move.

: I call.

Justin then flips up the Ace of spades and the Ace of clubs. His opponent shows the Jack of hearts and the King of spades.

The dealer then deals out the Flop. The Flop comes out Ace, Jack, Ten. So far Justin leads with his 3 Aces. Then the dealer turns up the turn card. It is a 8. Justin still leads with his three Aces. Finally, the dealer shows the River Card. It's a 3.

Dealer: Congratulations, Justin Pain, you are the winner.

Justin Pain then wins a million dollars. The dealer hands him his winnings, then he walks out smiling as the scene ends.

Scene#2~Promo

Scene begins in the Ceasar Palace lockerroom. Justin Pain is getting ready for his match this week.

Justin Pain: Here we are in the gambling capital of the world, Las Vegas, Nevada the home of King Of Extreme 2007.

Justin Pain: Tonight, I will be taking part in a Mid Eastern open invitational Battle Royal. The winner will get a Mid Eastern Title shot against Predator.

Justin Pain: Now, I don't know who else is going to join this Battle Royal but I can assure you, I will be the one who wins it.

Justin Pain: If anyone shows up to face me in this Battle Royal, you are all just wasting your time. I will destroy you all in the ring, because I am one of the best wrestlers in EWE today.

Justin Pain: And, when I successfully win the Battle Royal, I will go against Predator and avenge my previous loss to him, by defeating him and becoming the new Mid Eastern Champion.

Justin Pain: Just remember it doesn't matter who I face, the result will be the same.

Justin Pain: You will all be JUST IN PAIN!!!

Scene ends.

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RP #1. Scene #1. Title: "The Dates"

***The scene opens to a mesmerized Jerry Crow staring at something...From the camera view, you can't tell...all you see is the pail and make-up covered face of a lost soul lost into what ever he is looking at. Jerry, still intensely looking at the poster, puts his hands, now met, under his chin. He begins to speak.***



"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "January 1st, 2007...I make my debut against this Rage fellow who could not make it two weeks here...I beat him within an inch of his life and left him broken and bloodied...leaving him to be finished off by yet another piece of shit punk, Poison...January 8th, 2007. I make my T.V. debut against 2 legends...originally 3 but he could not make it...but anyway, I make my debut against 2 legends in FACD and Justin Pain. Well, I came this close, this close! To beating FACD 1..2..3 right there in the ring. But it didn't happen. I lost to a true legend, and I'm proud to say I did so. FACD, I'll tell you this though, you haven't seen the last of Jerry Crow!"

***Few fans chant "Yes you ha-ave, clap clap clap, yes you ha-ave, clap clap clap" Jerry Crow starts to talk over there chants, still looking at the wall, but with the camera's view, you can't see the wall...***

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "And finally, my personal favorite, January 20th, 2007. I face two legends in this industry, I face Dan Taylor and Shawn Ashlocke...and if that wasn't enough pressure as it is, I had THE Gino Knoxx as my tag partner in there. I was nothing but a rookie facing two legends, along with a legend. Did I know what the hell I was doing there? No! What Vince sees in me, even though I have a strong hate for him, is beyond me. But you know what, I proved I am the best Death Defier that the EWE has to offer. How? I actually BEAT Dan Taylor. Sure, Shawn screwed him over, but a win over Dan Taylor is a win over Dan Taylor in the end. And, along with Gino Knoxx and his freakish strength and my deadly high flying, our team got a win over a team most people thought would be nothing less than impossible. But, like always, I proved them wrong. I proved that I am the new, disease I should say, in Extreme Wrestling Entertainment! You know the god damn deal, Quote That Shit!"

***The crowd is pumped up as the camera slowly rotates and after some slow rotation exposing a big poster of the Mid-Eastern Championship Title. Crow, with hands still met under his chin, begins to speak on the battle royal at ShowDown...***

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "Now, so far, the only official entry is "Justin Pain". Now, I've fought him before, and as we all heard in his Promo against Chris Steel from Chaos Jan. 8 like 40 times, "Ive beatin' him once before and he knows this" and then four sentences later..."Now Chris Steel you know I have gotten a win over you before"...Justin, you're nothing but pathetic. At that promo, you bragged and bragged about eliminating Chris in a battle royal. Well, Justin, what's the difference between sneaking a toss over to the out side of the ring and actually beating the shit out of someone? Easy, at Chaos in that four way, I damn near killed you. But Vinny - Mac fucked that one up for me...oh well, it's spilled milk. But at KoX, you, and anyone else in that damn Battle Royal will find out first hand why they call me the Prince of Pain...why I wear these paintings representing suffer, death, evil...and yes, even "Pain"...I have been through more than any other piece of crap ass hole in the back has ever been through...but, that was just a test. After getting my ass kicked by the Funk Bros, I proved that I am ready for any match Vince wants to put me in. And you know the deal, quote it..."

***The scene fades out as Crow is still seen looking at the poster of the Mid-Eastern belt with a smirk and an evil looking face as always. God knows what that Jerry Crow is thinking about...but something is for sure, judging by his attitude, it will be something "Dangerous"...***
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RP #1. Scene #2. Title: "The Words Are Dying"

***The scene opens back at the EWE Arena...empty. Not a single person in a seat. All that is there is a ring with a steel chair in it and a wave of other seats for the fans later that night. There is someone sitting in the chair, wearing a trench coat and face paint...who could it be? Obviously it's Jerry Crow...The camera zooms in from a sky shot as Jerry Crow, laid back in his chair, begins to speak...***



"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "Okay, this one goes out to all the superstars in the back. The legends, the newbies, and yes, even the post whores. I want you to answere a question...a little Q & A, if you will...first off, let me tell you a little story. When I was in high school, as I'm sure you can imagine, I was not accepted for who I was. I was not aloud to conform with the rest of society...why?...because I just have that "Fuck The World" attitude. I'm the kind of guy that could care less whether you like me or dis-like me...But anyway, before I ramble, when I was in high school, I noticed something. A chalk eraser...that's right...a chalk eraser. And it got me thinking, how many times has the words "Champion, Respect, Winner" been erased by the people in the back, huh? How many times has these words just been took-en away from existence like it did not mean anything...In this game, respect, champion, and winner are the words that you need to have and be...you need to have respect, and you need to be a winner/champion. That's why I got something..."

***Reaches under chair where his trench coat was covering. He pulls out a cup-like object with a lid with a bunch of white dust in it...Crow opens the jar and puts a little dust on his first two fingers, than sort of wipes it across his face. He laughs sadistically than continues...***

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "This right here boys and girls is the chalk dust from every classroom in my old high school...had a little trouble getting past security, but Bam handled that for me. And then KiDD KaRnAgE started Ownin' Fools. Look, the point is, this is the dust...the dust used to write "Honor" or "Love" or "Hate"...these are the words that actually mean something, yet, we just erase them away so you can have more room for some faggy math? Bull shit....How many times has "Pain, Suffering, Death"...how many times have these words just been deleted from existence...get me? The words are dying! The words we are supposed to be soooo found of and that mean sooo much are just being swifted away with one fell swoop from an eraser...but I'll tell you one thing, people out there, the few in here, I will never, EVER disgrace these words like these other fags do on here...need I even say it? Well, I will anyway...Quote The Cr---...you know what...Quote Your Next Mid-Eastern Champion, Never More!"

***The scene ends with Crow laughing all evilish signaling for gold soon to be around his waste...***
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RP #1. Scene #3. Title: "True KoX's"

***The scene opens back up one final time. Crow is talking on a black RAZR cell phone with his symbol on it. Crow, talking some what calmly, continues to talk as the camera appears. As the camera gets closer, you can slowly start to hear what the conversation is all about...***

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "...yeah, uh huh, I gotcha...Hey man, I think at King of Xtreme, everyone is gonna get one hell of a treat, or at least a suprise...the 3 of us are gonna blow EWE away...uh huh, definitely, alright man, and you're sure you talked to KiDD? Alright then, this shit is on..."

"Unknown" Mystery Person: "Yeah dude, I talked to him, and we're all down for it...at KoX, we will really teach EWE what EXTREME is all about. We're gonna bring something to the table never seen in Pro-Wrestling. something new...something Dangerous...something...unbelievable! We will make the biggest impact on EWE so far...most def."

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "Alright man, and you're sure it can be U'd? Okay, okay, now I'm sure I want to do this. At KoX, EWE will be hit by something bigger than it's ever been hit by before...Andrea won't have nothing on it...and you can quote that, Bam!"

"The BYW Extremist" Bam Punk: "Damn straight! KoX is gonna rule all!"

***Jerry and Bam close their phones simultaneously and Jerry walks out of his locker room, but stops for a second looking into the camera...***

"Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "Haha....it's show time, folks!"

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OOC: All this for a battle royal RP?....

.........yep.....

[Kris Jaxson]

Here it is, Rp #1. It's not much, quite rushed, and not really well thought out, but it's an Rp none the less. Enjoy it and more to come most def.

[angle]

(OOC: Well, this one pretty much isn't all that good but i guess it's alright for a debut! Trying to get some what of a "layout". But untill then...i'll be posting on here!)

Post #1 -- A fantastic Debut!

{Now, as eWe's two-thousand-seven episode of King of Xtreme has already been off to a wonderful start! So far we have heard from a good variety of people already! We have so far heard from the likes of White Tiger, Lynx Madison, and even Justin Pain. While the very eager fans await what we will see next....The scene returns back to the King of Xtreme Pay-per-view as we have just seen a short promo looking back at last weeks Showdown. But now as the scene continues to open up we are taken to the arena and as we do so we can hear some music that begins to hit the eWe P.A. system! As the fans look on the tune of “YOU SUCK!.........YOU SUCK!............ YOU SUCK!” Continues....to play over and over....But, then at the tip top of the stage is the exact spot where a man in now begins to stand as he makes his way to the top of the stage. He is shown wearing a Red, white, and blue looking style Wrestling Attire. At this moment we can obviously see that it is none other than Kurt angle himself! While making his way on to the top of the stage Kurt angle holds his arms up high in the air taunting to the fans just before beginning to make his way down the ramp way....}

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen at this time....Please give a warm welcome to eWe's newest edition to the Chaos roster......Kurt ANGLE!!

{Kurt makes his way down the ramp as some fans continue they're YOU SUCK chants. While approaching the ring, angle begins to get a little angered after these chants....but he then enters the ring via of the Steel steps to the left hand side of the eWe ring. Angle now makes his way in to the middle of the ring while now being handed a microphone!}

“eWe's ONLY Olympic Gold Medalist” Kurt Angle: Extreme Wrestling Entertainment....It is SUPPOSED to be one of the best wrestling federations out there. But is this what you get when you are just about if not the BEST athlete in the world? Honestly are you people here in las Vegas, Nevada that ridiculous that you treat great men like myself like this?!

{This is now where a couple fans near by shout out... YOU SUCK! ...one more last time....to of course aggravate Kurt angle anymore.}


“eWe's ONLY Olympic Gold Medalist” Kurt Angle: Shut up!...Just shut up!....Now, back to what i was trying to get to. I did not come out here to just listen to the ignorant fans of eWe. Because if i did...i would have left before i ever even walked through the doors of this sad excuse for a arena! But, when it comes down to it i am here for one thing and one thing only! And that is to make a impact, Cause CHAOS, and to do something that i have ALWAYS done and that is to prove just why i am eWe's only Olympic GOLD medalist! eWe is from here on out going to experience something new. They are now going to experience some TRUE talent. Because starting tonight not only will i make a impact but starting off with tonight i am beginning my quest to become the Extreme Wrestling Entertainment Mid Eastern Champion! Now, that defiantly will start tonight with the Open invitational Battle royal....A match that will include just about any man that is singed with eWe!

{Kurt angle now quickly takes the olympic gold metal off of his neck while now holding it in his right hand showing it off to the fans.}

“eWe's ONLY Olympic Gold Medalist” Kurt Angle: Now, do you all see this? It is GOLD! In nineteen ninety-six it was not any other man in eWe like Triple H, the rock, or even Johnny Chaos that won the most watched Olympics in history! It was me, Kurt ANGLE! Now, that is something that each and every eWe member always whished he could have done. But now that your Olympic hero is in eWe there are definatly changes to be made...Adjustments to just who is controlling what in this company. I don't really care who it is but i WILL make a impact and i WILL be going in to tonights open invitational battle royal knowing that i will be the number one contender for a shot at the Mid eastern Championship. Because once it is all said and done everybody will remember tonights pay-per-view as the one where Kurt angle made the greatest Impact ever! So far who is there? The rock.... a man who has been over rated more times that Bill clinton has had sexual fairs with another woman besides his wife! The rock is a man that should not have even been put in to this batttle royal because no matter if its the rock or even that kid Justin pain. Because every one of you guys back there that are even THINKING about entering this battle royal you better just rethink just that because i will SNAP every one of your Freaking ankles!!!



{Angle now begins to yell out while adjusting one of his top straps..........}

“eWe's ONLY Olympic Gold Medalist” Kurt Angle: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo * Pause * Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....


{Now, with that the fans begin to get even louder with the negative reaction towards angle just as he gets even louder....}

“eWe's ONLY Olympic Gold Medalist” Kurt Angle: It honestly does not matter who it is that enters this battle royal because eWe's ONLY Olympic gold medalist will be leaving tonight while being the number one contender for a shot at the eWe Mid Eastern Championship! It will not matter if the Predator or even the so called current fake of a champion! Nothing really matters at this point because by the end of tonight the only CHAOS that will be in eWe anymore is what i am here to cause! there is no doubt that i will be the mid eastern number one contender! There is no doubt that eWe is now looking at their own personal WRESTLING MACHINE!!!!

{With that kurt angle throws his gold metal back over his head just as his music begins to hit the p.a. system again. While doing so he exits the ring while throwing his microphone to the side before making his way up the ramp way....}

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RP #2. Scene 1. Title: "Mind over Matter"

***The scene fades into a wrestling dojo containing some undergrad superstars and the Prince of Pain, Jerry Crow. Him and someone not well known at all are doing some basic grapples and reverses in the ring. Jerry puts the mystery man in a reverse bear hug, but the man fights out of it into a hammer lock. Crow reverses into a hammer lock of his own, but keeps it in tight. He puts the man on the ground with some force and jumps forward into a key lock with a bridge. The man taps out after not too long reluctantly. Crow gets up with some sweat dripping off his face. He extends his hand offering to help the man up, which the man accepts. Pulling him up, Crow gives him a pat on the back and begins to talk strategy...***



"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "You know, kid, I see a lot of myself in you when I first started out. You're not half bad and I think with some more training you could be an amazing champion some day. But for now, keep at it. Work on trying to keep your submissions tighter locked in and try to apply more force to them. But other than that, I see a real diamond in the rough here. And if you stick with the Ultimate Professional Wrestling dojo here, you'll be headlining Pay-Per-Views before you can say your own name..."

"The Insane Straight Edge"" Sick MexXxican: "Thanks a lot, Jerry. Means a fair amount coming from someone who has beaten Dan Taylor, and technically Shawn Ashlocke so early in his career. Gives me some hope that maybe some day, maybe some day soon, I'll get the opportunities you have been getting lately. Thanks for tips on my submissions as well!"

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "Hey look kid, that win over Taylor and Ashlocke is credited to Shawn, not me. But you're right, TECHNICALLY I did beat them. But that was then, this is now. I've got an entry in that Rumble and the winner gets a shot at the Mid-Eastern title, MexXx. And I guarantee you some time soon, you'll see me with a nice big golden belt with the words Jerry Crow written on it. You know the deal MexXx, Quote it. Now look, I've got to go but you keep with your training. Peace man, I wish you all the luck in the world..."

***Jerry Crow and Sick MexXxican shake hands and Jerry walks away leaving a young wrestler with hope of doing what Jerry Crow is doing now. Jerry Crow walks around the dojo watching other wrestlers doing what they do best...wrestle! Jerry meats Daniel Rollings, the owner of the wrestling palace. They start to exchange some words about what they have both been up to lately and reminiscing of days in the past...and for those of you who don't know, Daniel was the Pro Wrestling trainer who trained Crow way back when Jerry was just a jobber...***

"The Wrestling Trainer" Daniel Rollings: "You know Jerry, I remember when you first came to me with nothing but an old beat up trench coat and a ripped shirt. All you had back then was heart...but that's what people really need to succeed in this industry. All the muscle and brawn in the world wont get you a damn thing. And you're gonna need to keep that in mind because you're not the biggest guy in the world, and you're going against people like Justin Pain, Kurt Angle, and the returning Rock! So good luck, you're gonna need it, Jerry."

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "Look, Dan, I know what I'm getting myself into. Look at it this way, I've fought Justin Pain already...sure, I might have gotten my ass kicked, but that's that. He still can't say he got the 3, which is what matters in Extreme Wrestling Entertainment. I could care less if I have to take a move to get a move, as long as I get the win and further my career. I work my ass every time I step into that ring because I want these fans to see what they came to see....I want these fans to see some good ol' fashion wrestling...and that's what I give them!"

"The Wrestling Trainer" Daniel Rollings: "Fair enough, Jerry. I remember what you used to do when you were just training, so I definitely know what to expect when you're in a big money match like this. So I know all the lectures in the world wont stop you from doing that shit you do, but that's just another reason to wish your crazy ass all the more luck."

***Jerry Crow looks at Dan with sort of a "Fair Enough" kind of expression. The scene fades out with the two of them continuing to talk about strategy, Jerry's plans for KoX, ect.***

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RP #2. Scene #2. Title: "Shoot Time..."

***The scene opens once again...we see Jerry Crow at it again, once again, time and time again. Crow is just sitting in his room with the beautiful "Evil Diva" Ariel. Crow and Ariel are just chilling on the couch, a little champaign, some patrone, some candles, just having a Little romace...enjoying them selves to "That's That" by the D-O-Double G and Kells. As Snoop Dizzle plays on, Jerry Crow and Ariel start to talk about the match...***



"The Evil Diva" Ariel: "Man, Jerry, what a good couple weeks it's been lately. You got into EWE, you won your debut, you almost beat FACD, you won a tag match against Dan Taylor and Shawn Ashlocke, and now, you're getting a chance to become the Mid-Eastern number one contender...you're going against someone like The Rock in that Royal, but still..."

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "I know babe, I know. I am going against one of, if not the biggest names in wrestling today. And after awhile of resting, he's back and he's gonna be in a Battle Royal. I am going to need every bit of help I can get. That's why I really need your support right now, because I'm getting a huge ass push lately and the only way I can make it through these big money matches is with you by my side. And if every thing goes as planned, then I'll be going against THE BIGGEST names in wrestling, very, very soon. But about this Rock fellow..."

"The Evil Diva" Ariel: "He's nothing, Jerry. Sure, at one point he was the king of this company, but that was then, this is now. Now, the only way you can lose is if you're hit with a lighting bolt in the middle of your match...and even if this happened, I wouldn't be to surprised if you came back and started owning. You're gonna win, you're gonna fight for the Mid-Eastern title, and you're gonna become the king of Extreme Wrestling Entertainment!"

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "Okay, damn, calm down Air. I appreciate your enthusiasm, but at the end of the day, I'm still going against The Rock. And even though he may be a little old, he is still able to bring the whuppin' if someone brings the ass...and even though I still believe I will win the Royal and become the Mid-Eastern champ, I definitely don't think I should underestimate this dude...but enough of this, lets get back to some romance, ey?"

***Crow pours Ariel another glass of wine and they continue on their little getaway. The scene fades out with Crow and Ariel sharing a semi-violent kiss...***

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RP #2. Scene #3. Title: "Rock is Dead"

***The scene opens one final time as we see Jerry Crow at an EWE house show fighting a free agent in a match that wont be marked...as in whether he wins or loses, it isn't counted. Jerry Crow is fighting a no-name who goes by Brandon Suicide. He hits the Eye of The Crow on Brandon and climbs the top rope signaling for a Crow's Splash. The crowd pops as Crow flies across the top rope landing a frog splash, connecting hard, bouncing up after so. He pins and gets the 1...2...3! The crowd goes crazy as Crow gets up holding his stomach. He asks for a mic, which he is handed, and begins to speak to the crowd...***



"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "Woooooo! How are we feeling tonight, ladies and gentlemen!?"

***Crowd pops again***

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "That's right, that's right. So this Sunday, I'm going to be in the King of Xtreme Pay-Per-View. I'm going to be in an epic Battle Royal against superstars such as Justin Pain, the newly hired Kurt Angle, and of course, the returning peoples champion, The Rock!"

***The crowd screams showing their excitement for The Rock's return...***

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "Okay, okay...fair enough. I too am excited to see the most ELECTRIFYING super star in sports entertainment dominate all the "jabronies" this Sunday as well. But, Rock, you've been gone for awhile...and I've got some bad news. The jobbers that were around back then, like that, that, Justin Vincible, those "candy asses" are not here now. Now, theres people like me, "The Prince of Pain"! And there is a new sheriff in town, Rock, and his name, my friend, is Jerry...Crow!!!"

***The crowd is half and half, respecting both of the men in the Royal this Sunday...***

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "That's right...and at KoX, I'm gonna prove what my friend Marilyn Manson sings at every one of his sold out concerts...Rock...is...Dead...And all these fans here know the deal, and unless you've been living under a rock...get it, "rock", okay never mind...you do to...Quote The Crow...NEVER MORE!!!"

***Jerry Crow drops the mic as "Down with the Sickness" plays on the P.A....he slides out of the ring, and at the top of the ramp, looks back at the ring, with a smile...***

[Kris Jaxson]

Number 2. It's possible I'll have a 3rd up, depends on if I can get the rest of my homework done. Enjoy it, I had fun writing it.

[crow187]

OOC: Okay this wont be divided into sections and shit...just an RP sort of on the spot...hope you enjoy.

RP #3. Title: "A Rockey Future"

***The scene opens to Jerry Crow sitting in a room in his usual get up. In the background you can barely here "Mocking Bird" but it's very faint. Crow is leaning back in a chair in a dark room with his left heel on his right knee. Crow has his left hand loosely placed on his forehead. He seems a little sad, but not incredibly. But a look of sorrow and depression is always seen in his cold eyes. Crow moves his hand from his forehead to his chin, thinks for a second, then back to his forehead. Crow stairs into the darkness and abyss. He finally looks into the camera, takes a deep breath and begins to speak into the camera...***



"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "Do I know what I'm doing here? Do I know why I've already had the honor to fight Dan Taylor, Shawn Ashlocke, FACD, Justin Pain, and soon to be The Rock? No, no I don't. I'll never know why God has given me the opportunities he has. I'll never know why God is giving me these matches when there are people like Storm Front, people like "The Firestorm" James Ceno...people like Rick Cage. People who have been here longer and put more hours into this company than I have. But you know what, for what ever reason these matches have been blessed to me, I'm honored. I'm honored to say that not only have I fought Dan Taylor, I also whooped his candy ass up and down that ring bitches!

***The song switches from Mocking Bird to "Black and White" by Static-X. The crowd is shocked by his sudden change of character but cheer. Crow starts to chuckle kind of as the fans are about 60/40. Crow pulls his trench coat sleeves up, cracks his neck and knuckles, and continues on with his promo after having a sip of some sort of red substance...***

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "That's right, I said it. No matter what way you look at it, I flew across the top rope hitting a Crow's splash and left what ever piece of Dan that wasn't knocked out already to be annihilated by the Knoxxlock. So do I feel sorry about killing a legend, so to speak? No...hell no. Dan, I respect you, and I respect what you've done in that squared circle. But when it comes down to it, I sored like a bird and knocked the wind right out of you and came close to breaking your ribs. Now even though I don't keep up with you second rate Xplosion jobbers, I'm sure that when you fight Knoxx, he'll do what we did to you at ShowDown...make you TAP OUT!"

***Although some of the true Dan Taylor fans are against it, most of them are liking the shoot so far. Some "Jerry" chants begin, but the Taylor fans are quick to chant "Sucks!" right after Crow fans chant "Jerry". Crow is not bothered by their chants and continues with his speakings after taking another sip of his red substance...***

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "Oh, what, not a fan of my talkings you Taylor Made Retards? Well too Bad. If there is one thing me and the mountains and mountains of Jerry Crow fans wont be, it's silenced. And Dan, you know the deal...Quote It Bitch! But about this Rock ass-clown everyone is talking about, I can define you in three words...Past...Your...Prime! I mean my god man you do these gay little 5 second promos speaking to yourself...can you say therapy? My god you need help man. Please, get Bosley, wash your tattoos that came with your fruit roll up off, stop waxing your eye brows, and maybe, just maybe come out of the closet. And as far as your wrestling skills, let me name the whole deal. The Rock Bottom, The People's Elbow, um...The Peoples Elbow...um...okay, lets talk about your 2 moves of doom...shitty movie by the way...one of your moves is a shitty excuse for an elbow, in which the only thing you do different is have a retarded shaking thing after you connect it. And for this little Rock Bottom thingy you do, I don't know why everyone creams their pants after seeing a retarded Book End. And again, the eye brows, are they even real? Or did you barrow Dan Taylor's Guide To Being a Fag and just draw them on? As I said before, you were around when the head liners were Justin Vincible...well now, the head liners are people who can actually tell you the difference between an arm drag and a monkey toss...people like me...The Prince of Pain, The One, The Only, Jerry Fuckin' Crow!"

***As usual, Crow gets a mixed reaction...but the key word is usual. He's used to flip flopping fans such as these. Crow waits and lets the fans say whats on their minds...but as usual, it's about 50/50 at the end of the day. Crow, after waiting about 15 seconds and giving the fans a chance to speak, takes one final swig of what ever the red substance might be, swallows, looks back into the camera, and starts cutting the fans off by finishing what he has to say...***

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "Now as far as this new guy Kurt Angle, I don't see the big whoop. I watched about the first couple lines he had to say, and I wasn't impressed. But it was that or AWO so I kept the channel on you, Kurt. You come in and think that you can just automatically dominate? This isn't where ever the hell you came from, Kurt. This EWE, this is Extreme Wrestling Entertainment. This is not only the hardest Federation out there to make it in, but this is the most hyped. If all you're gonna do is drop a couple lines about why you are good and expect to win...not that easy...you need to prove that are the best that any Fed out there has to offer...hell, I was in XHW. The most hard hitting and extreme Fed in the world! But I stood my ground and didn't give up. I eventually became a champion there. But that was then, this is now. It's do or die time. And if it's one thing I'm known for, it's for not dying. It's for rising up from the ashes and ending up a champion. And at King of Xtreme, I'll becomes the number 1 contender for the Mid-Eastern title and eventually win it in the match of my life. Make no mistake, I will fulfill my destiny of having my name engraved in the M.E. Title. And you can damn sure Quote That Shit!"

***Crow pushes the camera out of his face and leaves the fans not really knowing what to think. He walks out of the room with the camera on the ground showing Crow walk out sideways...***

[crow187]

OOC: i don't know weather this will be counted or not...Jay has not posted deadline yet but he might before I'm done with this...if u want to count it awesome, but if not it's just out of boredom really...Sean Lewis rules!...lol...

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RP #4. Scene 1. Title: "A Low Blow On Everyone..."

***The scene opens up to Jerry Crow and Ariel standing backstage just sort of screwing around. Jerry Crow turns to Ariel, both wearing their usual get-ups, and they start to talk about the match that is coming up in a few hours. The match for the number one contender for the Mid-Eastern Title...***

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "Well, tonights the big night, ey Air? Finally, the one, the ONLY Jerry Crow gets his chance, to get a chance, to be the Mid-Eastern Champion. I couldn't pull one off on FACD, but, tonight, it's all about my second chance, and maybe my last, to prove that my name deserves to be engraved into the golden beauty, that Mid-Eastern Title!"

"The Evil Diva" Ariel: "Yep, that's right Jerry! Tonight, you get to shine in front of thousands of fans, battling wrestlers such as The Rock, Kurt Angle, and Justin Pain! All of these men are bigger, stronger, and are on steroids...but you know what else all these men are...HAS BEENS...hell, some of them are not even that, more like Never Was'. I mean, c'mon, Justin Pain can't win a match to save his life. Kurt Angle won a gold medal, sure, but that was more than 10 YEARS AGO! And Rock, I think we said all we needed to say in our last promo. Hell, the only one with any fight is your boy AlterNate, but he's on Xplosion anyway. Man, tonight is gonna be good..."

***Crow appears as if he was about to talk, but seems to be cut off by the image of the lovely Trixy. Crow's jaw hangs open out of appreciation that god could make something so beautiful. Ariel notices Jerry and slaps him on his shoulder. Crow screams "Ow" and holds his arm in pain as Ariel walks away angrily. Trixy comes over with a mic...***

"The Hot Interview Chick" Trixy: "Hi Jerry, would you like an interview?"

"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "Uh, I don't know whether I should or not. But...I guess this is my last chance before my match...so I guess...what do you need to know, Trix?"

"The Hot Interview Chick" Trixy: "Well, how do you feel about your match tonight. It's a Battle Royal so I'm sure you've been working out super-duper-mega-ultra-..."

***Crow puts his hand over Trixy's mouth in an effort to keep her quiet. He does a "Shh" sign putting his finger over his lips. The crowd laughs. Trixy mimics him. Crow slowly moves his finger away and pats the top of her head in sort of a "Good Job" manner. He asks for the mic, which Trixy kindly gives him. He scoots her on her way, making sure his hands don't wonder. He raises the mic up to his lips as the fans laughter tones down...***



"The Prince of Pain" Jerry Crow: "Well...um...anyway, all I have to say to all the wrestlers in that Royal Rumble is this...you're going against a true legend. A Backyard Wrestling legend, an Independent Wrestling legend, and yes, even a "Pro" Wrestling legend. Rock, I know you're good, but you're not a Prince of Pain, you're not Jerry Fuckin' Crow! So I'll see you tonight...on the ground after I toss you out...and you'll see me...celebrating with Ariel...if she calms down...Quote The Crow...Never More..."

***Crow drops the mic and walks away as the scene ends...***

[kaboom]

He posted Deadline already, Jerry. It's posted as a separate thread.

[crow187]

eh, it's alright, that rp was just 4 fun...