As the clock slowly winds down to the end of this event, the roleplay count is not very PPV like at all, but it is Christmas eve at the moment, and it is forgivable for people to be 'too busy' to rp. This report is coming up nevertheless, I'm not going to mess about and give Jason Scott a chance to sneak up and put 2 in and take the match. As Jay will tell you all, that is not my style. Well I know that I cannot stop that from happening, what I mean is, I am not going to leave just my one, so he can come about and take the match from under my nose, by posting 2. I know that Jay doesn't take quantity over Quality, but at the end of the day, Mat can roleplay very well, and if he did manage to sling two up against my one I have no doubt that he would beat me.
I am man enough to admit that I am not the best, and that I am not unstoppable. Maybe that is a sign that my reign of terror at the top of eWe is slowly winding down to it's unfortunate end? Maybe I'm just mature enough to realise that you don't have to be the best on an internet thing where you shoot promos pretending to be a wrestler. I don't take this seriously, I don't take anything on the internet seriously to be honest. People can go on MSN and tell me that they are going to come to Derby and smash my teeth down my throat, I won't believe it. I have had that said to me on alot of occasions, that probably points to me being a dickhead, and yes, I can be, but atleast I don't make threats on the internet that I know I won't follow up on.
The above was not a cheapshot at anyone in eWe, seriously, I like you all.. well, most of you. Some of you, who I will not name for now, need to realise that the internet is nothing, it's not real life, you can't be 'hard' or 'weak' over the internet. You can be an arrogant little bitch, but that just makes everyone that sees what you have said think that you're a retard that doesn't get out of the house enough.
Now, let's move on to the report, I am sick of speaking about people needing to get a life for now, what has happened this week in eWe?
Well, the main thing that has happened has not been in eWe, it has just spread across like some sort of cancer. I am of course speaking about the infamous Don, spitting his dummy once more. This all comes about from when Sean Lewis(BJ, for you 'tards) made a challenge the aWo's own Dan Taylor. He wanted Franchise vs. Franchise, to decide who really deserved the title of 'The Franchise'. Steve posted it on their boards originally, but it was deleted, so Abdul, the legend that he is decided he would get the message over in typical Abdul style. He spammed those mother fuckers until spunk was coming out of their pre-pubescent ears.
After a while Dan Taylor showed that he is not like the rest of those scum bags over in AWO and made an approach, joining our boards and posting up that he accepted. The match was made.
It then came about that Donald messaged Jay on MSN bitching about the spam on his boards, and yada-yada-yo we all know what happened, and if you don't you need to read the thread called "The Don Saga Returns."
So yeah, Don spits his dummy, loses one of his biggest members.. but that's not it, he then changes his name to something along the lines of;
"Breaking AWO news; Dan Taylor fired for being a sell out, stipped of all his awo accomplishments, and blah blah blah"
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we all know that he really wanted to put "Stripped of his clothes, for my viewing pleasure" - yeah, Don showed his gay ways in that conversation with Chris Burgess. The guy was hitting on burgess, as if that wasn't going to get leaked? Chris Burgess is one of the most infamous 'comical' roleplayers, and he has made it no real secret that he thinks Don is an asslicking scrotum from hell. The thing that made me laugh from that wasn't that he hit on Burgess, it's the fact that Don actually thinks that he went to the Wedding of Trish Stratus. The fact of the matter is the only people that went to Trish's wedding were Divas, well, from WWE anyway. Why would she invite a WRITER to it... well, obviously we all know that he isn't but even if he was, why should she? She wouldn't!... plus the fact, that if you read the Burgess conversation, you will realise that he has a job doing invoices, or something. Who knows? Maybe next he'll be Vince's account?
Ah, it's now 00:01... officially it is the day that is known throughout the world is Christmas Day. I realise that alot of you aren't up with me and obviously it isn't CHristmas day where you are, but what the hell, it's Christmas here.
I'll move away from Donald for a while now, like having a conversation with him on MSN, this has become really rather boring really fast. Only I want clutch at straws to keep this going, like he does on MSN.
Next thing I feel the need to talk about is the Dynamic Truth. Another set of reports already? Wow, that was quick, and I guess that the first one was alright, not as good as the first version of Abdul's. I guess that he singled out who he wanted to rip on and did that, without taking the time out to think about their feelings. Oh well, Cabbage and Anita do that shit all the time.
Infact that takes ne nicely onto Cabbage, I'm sorry, but, you sorta dug your own grave with this whole issue of online bullying. Anyone that calls themselves 'hexy' over the internet, and calls a person that they have never met 'sexy' deserves all that they get. Maybe some people went a bit far with it, but if you can't handle it, stop provoking it. You will find that if you don't give people the reason to want to take the piss out of you, it just won't happen. When I see your names sometimes, and some of things that you say, it just makes me feel like calling you a faggot and then starting some random bullying session with you. Seriously, stop that shit or before you know it you will be heading down into the deep realms of gayness, inwhich Don lives.
Alright, so maybe it would take you a bit of time and alot of stupid comments to head that far down, but trust me, continue as you are, and you are on the way. Being arrogant over the intetnet, doing and saying stupid things, asking idiotic questions and just generally being a trollop(forgive the poor insult) is at the end of the day going to get you some good old fashioned bullying.
I won't hang around that subject, I get the feeling that it is a pretty tender area.
I suppose I should slide this in here, just becuase it seems to be something to write about at this slow point in time inside my head;
Well done Chris Steel, 1000 posts, you made it. There were times when I suspected that you would never return to eWe, and spend your days looking at porn, tugging your dick until you were shooting blanks. It's been an up and down year for you, and i don't think many deserve this more than you do, besides of course Predator. He deserves a mention for the year too, I realise that he probably doesn't want to be reminded of the circumstances why, but, hey, just for the memories.
YOU LOOK FUNNY.
Haha. Seriously I am geting some.. FUCK OFF RADAR SYNC, I UPDATE YOU AND YOU NEED ANOTHER? FUCK YOU... I am getting some big time Writer's block right now. I am gunna go and watch QI for a while, see what comes from my mind.
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-Walks back in, after the flush of a toilet is heard, at 00:56-
Right, well, that was pointless. I mean, the show is good, I learned some general knowledge, Ah good old QI.
Well, all this week I have been bugged by some fucking child who said; "Are you busy" well "r u busy" I said "Yeah" and he still went on to ask me to make him something, what a fucking 'tard. He said he needs a banner for his layout and if he doesn't have it andhe doesn't get his rp up in 2 hrs he'll be stripped of his title and fired.
What a gay, what fed fires people for not rping?! Well I got this to say, he should have rped without the fucking banner, what a fucking idiot. I am no mans slave, I make gfx for fun, not for people who never IM me for anything else. It's the most annoying thing in the world when people add you or IM you out of the blue and ask you for a banner or something.
Atleast speak to me other than when you want me to make you something! Wankers! :@
^ That's a big space. Haha. I'm so retarded right now. Tiredness + Not knowing what to say = Yeaaah.
Well now is as good a time as any;
LUKE.. in assosation with Coca Cola, and eWe brings to you... the OFFICIAL asshead of the year...
-cheese drumroll-
Yes, that was obvious, I know. It was between him and this wanker that I know on the internet from another fed. He wins, just for what he has said over this last week. He was like, 2 miles behind, but the other guy knows to keep the fuck clear of me, not to pop up asking dumb questions... and the other guy also isn't a fucktard who thinks he works for WWE, he is just an asshole.
In what will almost certainly be my last report of 2006 I have decided that this deserves something more. I want this to become something that people wait for, over Abdul and DDD.
2006 SpotlightsSuperstar oty: There is only going to be one person to take this. It has to be Sean Lewis, from my perspective, obviously I can't vote for myself. He went from winning KOX at the start of the year, to winning the belt at WM, and then putting together what can only be described as a amazing reign as champ. Johnny Chaos was breathing down his neck, but I give this to Lewis.
Diva oty: I know that you're all expecting this to be one person... but you are overlooking a gem. You all are thinking that I will hand this award to Anita, as Candice. That ain't happening. Sure she had the belt for a year, but honestly, against WHAT? I don't mean to cause offence but alot of her challengers were either guys with better shit to do, or girls that she straight up owned. Plus she hjad a large amount of time off. So, this is on it's way to Rikku. Yeah, she won the Heavyweight title for the first time in her little career, and she deserved it. Congratulations to her, she deserves this too.
Tag oty: I refuse to pick myself in any of these catagories, so I will pick what has to be the next best thing. One of the best teams to grace the Xplosion charts. It has to be the Dynamic Legends! Closely followed by Hayden and Ashlocke.
Mr eWe 2006: This goes to a man that has put all the effort in and has had no just rewards up until the last 2-3 months of the year. He works his ass off for eWe, and this is a little bit ironic that I hand him this award, as he is literally mr. eWe. This is going to Johnny Chaos. Jay has built the character up to become a massive man in the federation, and he has had a great year. He and ECW have taken eWe over, but can they continue? With him as champ it looks good!
2007 PredictionsCome through Star: Nero Phoenix. I am predicting big things for him this year. He had a short reign with the title in 2006 and I think that he should eventually earn it back if he stays on the ball. I can see him having some sort of an era at the top, but how long will it be? Let's see what the future holds.
Come through Team: It has to be the current Chaos champions. I am seeing big things ahead for DMW. They picked up the titles a few weeks ago against what seemed to be an unstoppable pairing of Jason Scott and Candice Michelle, and looking at the division now, I don't really see anyone that can pose a real threat to K~Dawg and Rick Cage. Sure, I realise that they have a defence at HFO, but even if they lose the belts, theya re going to kake a name for themselves in 2007, as a team.
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You have to realise that those awards and predictions are nothing official. The eWe2006 awards will be figured soon enough, but those are just what I think. I have not taken myself into account in any of them, just to let you know, becuase some of those would be different if I was thinking about me. That makes me sound really arrogant.
Anyway, I am sick of typing this now.
Have a good Christmas y'all, hope you enjoyed it!
Peeeeeeeeeeeeace.