Brent Acid vs. Falcon X

[BJ Tomczik]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Sunday 17th - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Sunday 17th - 11 P.M.
Central: Sunday 17th /Monday 18th - Midnight
Eastern: Monday 18th - 1 A.M.
U.K.: Monday 18th - 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limit: 4 RPs

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day

[thefalcon]

Picture This. Moscow, Russia. The Site Of The Next Xplosion Pay-Per-View Entitled "Chill Factor" In The Main Event We Have Johnny Chaos Taking On World CHampion Nero Phoenix. Before That We Have James Ceno In A Gauntlet Match. And Of Course Chris Ceno Versus The Franchise Slug. But The One Match That Does Stand Out Falcon X Versus Brent Acid.

So Here We Are, In The Arena In Moscow, Russia. The EWE Cameras Go Up To The Backstage. We See Some Boxes Filled With Equipment All Stacked Up. On The Top Of This Mountain Of Boxes We See A Man Wearing A Blue Mask With A Falcon Logo ANd An X logo On Top Of THe Falcon Logo. It Appears To Be The Biggest Name In E-Fedding Falcon X.

Falcon X: Brent Acid Tonight Is Your Death. Your Going To Be Like A Worthless Fish As I Gut Your Ass Up. And Why Will I Do This?

Falcon X Looks Around Before Turning Back To The Camera.

Falcon X: Because Nobody Knows What My Life Has Been Like The Past 2 Months. Nobody Knows How Its Like To See People You Dont Like. Then We Have Worthless Pecies Of Crap Like Chris Ceno Running Around It Pisses You Off.

Falcon X: Brent If You Knew What I've Been Through You Would Know WHy I'm Saying This. Tonight Brent I Will Have No Mercy On Your Soul. And Then I Will Show Why I'm The Future Of E-Fedding Because After The Match Things Will Get interesting. So Brent You Better Get Some Money After This Match Because I Will End Your E-Fedding Career.

[Johnny"Syco"Devine]

Brent is in the lockeroom he lets out a big sigh.

BA: Damn it I was so close to beating Leroy. It is the story of my career here in EWE. Everywhere else I get wins and titles but here I can't do shit.

Brent slaps himself in the face.

BA: I need to put myself here in EWE full force. I need to show I am not just everyone's whipping boy. I need to prove myself to the Embassy and the rest of the EWE Lockeroom.

He gets up and walks outside he talks to one of the Officals to find out who he will face next.

Offical: At Chill Factor you will face Falcon X.

BA: Who in the Hell is that?

Offical: Some new guy debuting here in EWE.

BA: Do you know anything about him?

Offical: He is a Hayabusa ripoff.

BA: Fuck another Avatar he is Al Snow under the mask HAHA.

Offical: Don't know but from what I heard he is pretty good in the ring.

BA: Like I care.

Brent walks off. He catches up to Tracy Brooks.

TB: You blew you shot at the Pure Title.

BA: Hey forget that it is the past. Plus Abyss wants that title and I don't want to get on his bad side.

TB: True.

BA: Hey do me a favor. I got a match at Chill Factor. Find out who this Falcon X guy is.

TB: Ok.

[Johnny"Syco"Devine]

Tracy and Brent are in the lockeroom.

TB: I did what you wanted. I couldn't find out much but I did find his Promo for your match this week.

BA: Ok lets see it.

Tracy plays the tape after it end Brent is Laughing.

BA: He wants to end my career cause boo hoo his life has sucked.

TB: He seems crazy.

BA: It doesn't matter I thought I would be facing someone tough instead I get this crybaby. He Falcon Life sucks deal with it. Ohh your life has been Hell for a couple of weeks. You want Hell try going threw all the drama I been threw in my life. The Heartache,The Pain,The Abuse you have only hit a sour spot me my life has been one long sour spot. So next time pick your words more carefully before you flap your lips.

TB: Show why the Embassy is the top faction in EWE.

BA: I tend to no more me being a stepping stone time for me to be the one doing the stepping. Falcon X every lose I got all my frustrations will be let loose on you Falcon. I will rip your mask off I will make you bleed boy.

TB:Thats right telling him Brent.

BA: Why tell him when I can show him.

Brent walks outside grabs a stage hand and starts beating him down. He then takes the poor guys head off with a Yakuza Kick.

BA: Did you see that Falcon that is your future!

[thefalcon]

Falcon X Is Show Talking To Himself In The Back. He Is Sitting RIght Next To A Mirror, Speaking On And Rambling About Nohing Really, Until He Catches Some Peoples Attention, Speaking About Chill Factor.

Falcon X: So Brent Acid Is Actually Showing This Time? He Is. I'm Suprised Usually He SHows Up Doing A Little Shitty Roleplay Talking About Raping Your Mom. TOnight I Will Rape Brent Acid Anally Before I Pin Him.

Falcon X Lets Out A Big Sigh Looking At Himself In The Mirror He Then Speaks Again About Brent Acid

Falcon X: You Think I Dont Know You Brent? Ive Beaten You Before But I Guess It Shouldnt Put Me Down TO A List Who Hasnt Beat You?

Falcon X Looks Around Under His Mask Thinking To Himself About Everything Thats Going To Happen Tonight

Falcon X: Tonight After I Beat Brent Ill Have A Suprise That Will Shock Even Me. Its Going TO Be A Great Suprise Because Im Going TO Scare The Shit Out Of Chris Ceno. Can I Say Shit In THis ROleplay? Yes I Believe I Can Say Shit In This Roleplay.

Falcon X Keeps Looking At The Mirror Now About To Say Something Completely Random.

Falcon X: I Mean ANything Is Better Then BRent Acid. Brent Acid Is Like That Peice Of Shit On Your Ass That Stays Stuck Untill You Wiggle Your Ass Around For A Few Minutes And It Pops Into THe TOilet And Has Toilet Water SPlash Onto Your Ass And Crack.

Falcon X: But Tonight Brent Acid Will See Us Shine. Chris Ceno Will See Us Shine. Everyone In The World WIll See Us Shine. Because Its Time For Us. Its Time TO See Falcon X At His Best. Please Remember This. Lets Go Falcon And Who The Fuck Is Hayabusa?

[Johnny"Syco"Devine]

Brent is talking with Tracy.

BA: Why do I always get the crazy ones?

TB: Don't know.

BA: Really I always get the retards. Once just once I want to face a real talent. Someone who isn't out of there mind.

TB: I think you got to win matches the face the top stars.

BA: I know that. I mean come on I am facing a guy who wants to butt fuck me for Christ Sakes.

TB: Just clinch and bend. It will hurt him more then you.

BA: WHAT?

TB: Nothing.

BA: Syco was right the place is morally crupt. This place does need to be clensed. I need to make a call to a pal who would fit in perfectly with the Embassy.

TB: I like the way you think.

BA: Do you think Alex would be cool with it.

TB: I think he would.

Brent walks off to go make a call.

[Johnny"Syco"Devine]

Brent is sitting in his lockeroom waiting. Finally there is a knock on his door. Brent gets up and walks over and opens the door. On the other side is none other then SYCO!!.

BA:Its has been awhile.

Syco: It sure has.

The two shake hands. Syco walks in.

Syco: So your with the Embassy huh.

BA: Hopefully you will to.

Syco: Sure why not. So who is the leader of this little group?

BA: It is corunned by Prince Nana and Alex Shelly.

Syco: hmm So lets talk about why you called.

BA: Simple this place is wrong on so many levels.

Syco: Lets starts with the guy your facing tonight Falcon X.

BA: Well he wants to Anal Rape me the murder me.

Syco:WHAT? They allowed this on tv. Him speaking like this?

BA: Yeah.

Syco: Little kids watch this show and they get to hear about stuff like this. Well no more. The Moral Warrior has returned. This time he has backup. Nomore will this filth be allowed here in EWE. I am here to turn EWE to family TV. A place were kids and adults can watch wrestling like it was in the golden era.

BA: Hey I am with you on this man.

Syco: The Embassy will clean up EWE. Like it or not.

BA: Hell yeah and it starts with Falcon X.

Syco: You said the H word.

BA: Sorry sorry it was a slip.

Syco: Don't let it happen again.

[thefalcon]

Check It. This Roleplay Begins In The Arena in Moscow. We See Matt Peterson Standing By With A Microphone. Next To Him, Wearing His Purple Mask and Purpleish Tights. Matt Peterson Begins Talking His Usual Gay Bullshit.

Matt Peterson: Tonight I Am Here To Interview The Rookie Known As Falcon X. Now Falcon X Your Debut Match On Xplosion Shwoed You Lose To Fuse. How Did That Make You Feel?

Falcon X: Who? So What I Lose. We Lose All THe Time. Its Not Like I Lost To SOme Fag Named Chris Ceno. Do I Look Like Johnny Chaos?

Matt Peterson: SPeaking Of Johnny Chaos Who Do You Think Will Win The TLC World Title Match Tonight?

Falcon X: If I Were To Pick Itd Be Johnny Chaos.

Matt Peterson: But I Thought You Were Jsut Making Fun Of Johnny Chaos A Minute Ago?

Falcon X: Whos ROleplay Is This Mine Or Yours?

Matt Peterson: Yours.

Falcon X: Exactly So If I Wanted To I Cna Just Take You Out Of THe Picture Without Any Explanation.

And With That Being Said Matt Peterson Suddenly Disappears from The Whol Interview Site Without An Explanation.

Falcon X: Now Tonight Folks I WIll Defend My Crown As Hottest New Roleplayer In E-Fed History. Brent Acid Its Simple Little Man Im ABove You. Hell Even ALex Stone The Biggest Critic In My Life Is Better Then You. Brent Acid Ima Steal A Line From Chris Cenos Roleplay. I Will Molest Your Career In The Ring SO Bad You Will Scream And Take Me To Court Because Your Career Had Children And I Need To Pay Child Support.

Falcon X: Second Of Killjoy. You Need To Know Something. After All This ROleplaying Is Over And BJ Posts Up The Deadline. Then When The Results Are Psoted You Will Find Out Why This Is A Squash Match. So Tonight After I Rape Your Sins Away From All The THing sYouve Done As Killjoy I Will Pin YOu. Did Anything I Just Said There Make Sense? No. Did It Have To. No. Because Im Fucking Falcon X.

Falcon X: Lets Face It Killjoy You Used To Cut Promos Talking ABout Killing Little Children. I Found It Funny Personally But In The Sake Of This Promo It Was Wrong. Brent Your Just Like Chris Ceno. Your A Little Bitch. Me Im The Hype Of The Place. I Own THis Place. I Mean Shit For All You Know I Could Be Shawn Ashlocke. Hell I Could Probably Be Emperor Ben.

Falcon X: Brent Tonight Though Your Execution Will Happen And Why Will It Happen. Because I Am The Future Of THis World We Call Proffessional Wrestling. At The End Of THe Night You Will See WHy Theres Such Hype For Me. As Well As James Ceno,Alex Stone,Law,Even K-Dawg.

Falcon X: So You Know What Brent Acid. QUote The Falcon Nevermore. And Expect The Unexpected

A Few Hours Later Scott Levy AKA Raven Goes Onto EWEs Roleplaying Boards And Sues Falcon X For STealing A Quote he Copyrighted Thanks Raven.