Suddenly "Sexy Boy" blasts over the PA system as the crow dgo wild. HBK then comes dancing out to a huge ovation. He sees that things ain't right here because hes supposed to be a heel, a tweener at the least. He walks down the ramp as a kid asks for an autograph. Shawn then plays along as he writes it. The kid gets exicted, and just as HBK is about to hand it back to the kid, he spits on it, and then rip it up as the kid cries and part of the crowd boo
HBK: Thats better, I'm not going to stoll out here, and have you changing my alignment, not that I've ever cared whether I'm face or heel, because I never go by anybodys rules. I do what I want when I want, I have a just when I feel like it attitude
And going by the spirit he does a rolly polly into the ring
HBK: So I only have one question for ya.. ARE YOU READY?
He looks over waiting for the other dude to respond, but there's no Triple H to do it, so he does it himself
HBK: ST.LOUIS I said are you ready!!!!!!!111!!!!!
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wo0ps finger slipped
HBK: Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions watching at home.. LET'S GET READY TO suck it.. to suck.. to suck.. to suck
Tazz: Maybe we're experiencing technical difficulties
HBK: No for those of you watching at home, your TiVo didn't mess up, I said to suck three times, because that's exactly what the state of Missouri, and especially St.Louis do.. THEY SUCK
He gets a cocky laughter as the crowd boo
HBK: DX is dead, and thank god it is, for my point is proven that I was the one who carried that team. Triple H knowing I was coming back for a one off appearance tonight, took his ball and ran over to Xplosion. He thought he was all high and mighty becuase he went over to the "A" show and started kicking ass. But that all came to an end last Xplosion, because you suffered your 1st defeat since your return
He rolls around the ring, going LOL continuosly
HBK: And before some douchebag tries to point out the obvious, yes I know Brutality beat you clearly. But you were weakened Hunter, because I tampered with your water bottle and I drugged you
He squirts out a magic dose of gatorade which knocks out the sound guy Larry, who looks like Larry The Cable Guy
HBK: I'll see you next week though at Chill Factor. For tonight, right here, right now, you get to see the Showstoppa in one more match against Stone Cold Steve Austin
The crowd lets out a massive pop for Austin, whos technically still the GM
HBK: Now similiarly to Hunter who I drugged, Stone Cold enjoys chugging down a few buds, eating chips and dike like a jackass while he opens a can of ass whip and cream his butt for his own personal pleasure
HBK realises what he said sound a bit gross and coughs
HBK: Sorry, I threw up in my mouth alittle
He then rubs his throat and continues
HBK: Now while I could talk a whole lot of nonsense, I'm not. We all know me and Austin are good, weve had classics down the year to the time he no0bed me at Wrestlemania 14, to the time I'm gonna no0b him tonight
The crowd boo for Shawns clever way of adding that into the sentence
HBK: Let me make one thing clear though, I didn't come back tonight to be Vinces lapdog
The crowd give him a mild cheer for not being a puppet
HBK: Because lets face it, whether me or Austin are bad or good, one thing we can agree on is that Vince Loves Cock
HBK makes chicken sound noises, before rubbing his *ahem*
HBK: He certainly doesn't love HBK, but he knows I can get the job done. So Austin I hope you're ready to dance, because I've been watching Strictly Come Dancing, and I've learnt a few new moves, but don't worry, I still got the same pitch to kick your teeth out via some SWEET CHIN MUSIC
He then begins tapping his foot against the canvas
HBK: Tonight HBK and Austin go at it 1 more time, it's gonna blow the roof down, the Shows gonna get stopped, and with the money I'm getting tonight I can finally get that pony my daughter always wanted
He nods his head being serious
HBK: Trust me they're expensive
A kid in the crowd asks if its a quarter
HBK: No not that expensive
He sarcastically rolls his eyes thinking "kid are you kiddin me"
HBK: So Austin, you can win if you want, I can win if i want, lets just leave it down to fate, John Cena and my son may be the Main Event, but we're STEALING THE SHOW
BAM! SWEET CHIN MUSIC TO CAMERMAN! TYPO! END RP! I LOSE! WOOO
