James Ceno vs. K~Dawg

[BJ Tomczik]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Sunday 19thth - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Sunday 19th - 11 P.M.
Central: Sunday 19th /Monday 20th - Midnight
Eastern: Monday 20th - 1 A.M.
U.K.: Monday 20th - 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limit: 4 RPs

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day

[Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter™]

SCENE ONE- Ring Aftermatch from SNSD

K~Dawg is still in the middle of the ring from his loss to Black Knight, he gets up, shrugs it off as the fans are chanting K~Dawgs name, K~Dawg tells Jennifer to give him the mic.

Tazz: I wonder what he got to say.
Jimmy Justice: He's going to probably bitch over his heartbreaking loss tonight.
Good Ol' JR: Na, K~Dawg wouldn't do that, he's a man of honor.
Jimmy Justice: Whatever JR, Chaos Sucks, Xplosion rules.
Tazz: That's what you think Justice.

Jennifer gives him the mic, K~Dawg smiles, lifts the his arms in the air, and puts the mic to his mouth.

K~Dawg: You think I would be upset over my loss, but I'm not, Loss is a loss, a win is a win, and Black Knight took me to my limit. He is a great eWe Television Champion, and I wish him the best of luck at Final Cut against Brett Zero in his next title defense. He's one hell of a wrestler, he's going to go somewhere around this place.

K~Dawg looks down at his skin

Dawg: Na, my skin didn't turn black, after being black listed from Black Knight. Now to more and important news.

the titantron shows the banner card for K~DaWGS HOUSE OF FUN MATCH: K~DAWG VS JAMES CENO, the crowd erupts, as K~Dawg is smirking.

K~Dawg: Shit got even personal now. James has been talking that shit about me since he debuted in eWe, I don't know what I did to piss him off, but I will get my revenge finally. I lost to him once, I lost to Jason Ceno, but this is where I let out my frustation out on the homo. James, at Final Cut, your in my world bitch, K~DAWGS HOUSE OF FUN, if you haven't seen this type of match before, YOU BETTA BE WORRIED, You better be scared, because you won't be the same once I get done with you. I've never beaten you before, but that shit will finally end, and for once I aint the underDawg, you are. I got peoples watching over me, watching my matches, the wrestlers backstage love what tha Dawg can do, James, if your stupid enough, give me all you got at Final Cut, because I know I will strike back at make you bleed.

the titantron then plays K~Dawgs last years appearance at Final Cut where he faced off against Johnny Chaos for the eWe Mid-Eastern Championship when K~Dawg actually held it.

K~Dawg: Remember that everybody. K~Dawg was actually the eWe Mid-East Champ for a month, till I had a run-in with Johnny FUCKING CHAOS, i lost Last Year and my Title, look at Johnny now, he was World Champ over on Xplosion, in TEAM ECW, and has a really different look, but I can quite figure it out, I think his hair is blonder.

K~Dawg just shakes his head, and puts the mic by his mouth again.

K~Dawg: What have I do since last years Final Cut? Well, TV Champ, D.M.W Formed, Had Five Straight Losses, Feuded with Chris Steel, took Lily away from him, Won Six Straight Matches, Took Sean Lewis & LaW to the limit when I face each of them for the World & eWe Championship. you taking my Mid-East Title, Yeah, I really got the better end of that feud we had, EAT SHIT JOHNNY, Team ECW aren't winning at Final Cut, it's all Team Chaos.

everybody watches the titantron where it shows the past two matches that eWe has held K~DaWGS HOUSE OF FUN: the first was versus Triple H at Chaos where K~Dawg won, the second was versus Alex Stone at Dynamic Destruction for the eWe TV Title in where K~Dawg lost, and well the third, will be decided after Final Cut.

K~Dawg: I hope you seen that James, because that match doesn't leave you the same again. It is very brutal in the Cage with Barbed Wire and weapons attached and the only way to win is either Pin or Submission. James, there is no chance in hell, I will let beat me in my match, I own you from beating me the last time we faced, Hell i own you from when your dead brother & I faced, it's time for K~Dawg to beat a Ceno, and James that Ceno is you.

the fans chant K~Dawgs name

DAWG DAWG DAWG.

Good Ol JR: These fans love him.
Tazz: Of Course JR, he's one of Chaos' Biggest Stars along with the best of em.
Jimmy Justice: I dont see it.
Tazz: Because your Blind Jimmy, XPlosion doesn't have any top stars like they do on Chaos.
Justice: We'll see about that.

the chant dies down as the camera goes back to K~Dawg.

K~Dawg: James, if you haven't seen the destruction of what the K~DaWGS HOUSE OF FUN can do, then your in for a world of hurt yung fella. Be Afraid, BE VERY AFRAID, kiss your pretty little wife goodbye because nobody leaves the match the same ever again, shine your little bald head, you can't and won't beat me at Final Cut, it's time for you to go on my list, and what list that is.

K~Dawg lifts the mic in the air.

THA DAWG'S KRU: Dawg'D

K~Dawg brings down the mic, crosses his arms like the P.I.M.P he is.then puts the mic back to his face one again.

K~Dawg: Ceno, face facts, Everybody loves me, Everybody hates you, I wasn't the one that bitched when that bitched about losing a title to a wrestling legend, then quit, then comeback like a little bitch. You aint ready for K~Dawg at Final Cut, you can't handle this, You can't even touch me, only way you'll beat me by poking me in the eye, because I aint going to be easy. I'm focused on this match, nothing isn't going to get me distracted, screw the X-Core title, I could get it anytime I want to. James, I know every move you will do before you will do it, I studied you, I watched our match from the past, and trust me, I got the advantage this time, I won't do the same shit i did, So when you try to get a move on, I'll know what exact your going to do and counter it, and make you look like the bitch you are. James, just bring it on at Final Cut, it wont be pretty for you.

Scene two: Backstage Leaving

K~Dawg; Well it's time to leave Hiro and get to Japan, James Ceno, I'm coming for you, you better start worrying, this match aint pretty.

K~Dawg packs up all his stuff from his lockeroom, he is then halfway out the door till he is stopped by Trixy.

Trixy: Kurtis Kurtis, quick interview..PLEASE?
K~Dawg: Why sure Trixy, I got some time.

Trixy: Okay, your recent loss at Saturday Night ShowDown, what are you doing now after Final Cut the next night?
K~Dawg: Simply said, K~Dawg is moving up in the ranks, I'm moving to the International Championship that LaW holds. I heard everybody talk backstage i shouldn't be going for the TV Title anymore because I'm getting better, so that's exactly what I'm doing.

Trixy: What's your feeling towards James Ceno.
Dawg: I Fucking hate the prick. James has been talking shit about me since he joined up with the place, and even more when him and his brother beat me on separate occasions, but James, times are changing, the K~Dawg you know before is dead, you will meet the new K~Dawg, the one that doesn't give a fuck. James, you will not, MARK MY WORDS, will not be walking out of Final Cut, you or me, or even both will be leaving in a stretcher, preferably you, because I own you a fucking beating of a century, and that is what you exactly get.

Trixy: Where's Lily been?
K~Dawg: I don't fucking know, I aint wit her 24/7, only time i see her when she's managing me, I dont care for her, I can't stand her, she's annoying as hell, She's only my manager, and that's it.

Trixy: Well Anyway, one last question before you head out K~Dawg. Well this end your bitter feud with James Ceno?
K~Dawg: Well once i kick his ass, I'll end it, James will probably bitch about it like he always does after a loss, I Loss, sure I'll take the loss, but I aint going to be happy.

Trixy: Thanks K~Dawg.

K~Dawg picks up his gym bag, walks out of the arena, unlocks his Firebird, puts his bag in the backseat, and about to leave untill a fan walks up to him.

Little Fan: Dawg, Dawg, Could i get your autograph, I'm a fan.
Dawg: Sure kid.

K~Dawg signs the little kids K~DAWG NO GIMMICK NEEDED T-SHIRT.

Lil Fan: Thanks K~Dawg, and good luck at Final Cut.
K~Dawg: Not needed, Ceno is going down.

SCENE FADES AS K~DAWG DRIVES OFF

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K got the first one in, but here's mine.

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[Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter™]

SCENE ONE

the scene opens as we find K~Dawg still dressed in his street gear driving to Tokyo for Final Cut, when his stomach rumbles.

K~Dawg: Shit, maybe I should stop and get something to eat before I get to Tokyo for Final Cut.

K~Dawg looks around as he drives, but can't find the right place to stop because he aint a fan of a sushi, until he finds a spot that he actually likes.

K~Dawg: Finally, thank god, I thought I was going to have to stop at a store and just eat some bread like a bird.

K~Dawg drives into a RED LOBSTER parking lot, parks his Car, gets out and locks it, he grins and looks at the camera.

K~Dawg: James Ceno, you didn't think I would forget about you at this point did I, Na Shitbag, you aint getting off that easy just because I'm hungry. I've seen your matches since you came back from your "little retirement" yeah, you've been undefeated, beaten the best that eWe had to offer, your at 4-0, but the real question is. CAN YOU BE STOPPED?

K~Dawg smirks, and shakes his head up & down.

K~Dawg: Not only will I upset you at Final Cut, I will end your winning streak and I will stop you. You've been rolling since you came back, it's time for somebody put a knife in your tires and flatten them out, and your looking at that guy that will do just that, Ceno, I will end out bitter rivarly and end your winning streak. It is time for K~Dawg to beat James Ceno, and at Final Cut, the time is now.

K~Dawg walks into a Rob Lobster, where It's very busy, he walks up to the hostess.

K~Dawg: How long is the wait?
Hostess: 20 minutes sir.

K~Dawg thinks about it, and shrugs.

K~Dawg: Yeah, I can wait that long.

K~Dawg signs a piece of paper for his name to be called, then goes to sit on the bench, while other people who are waiting look at him.

K~Dawg: Hi, Wassup, How you guys doing.

there was three little kids sitting also nearby the bench who notice K~Dawg and know who exactly he is.

Little Kid 1: Oh My god, It's K~Dawg.
Little Kid 2: YoU Rule.
Little Kid 3: I'm a big fan

K~Dawg laughs, and tells the kids.

K~Dawg: Well Thanks little kids, it's actually nice to see young kids today who love greatness.
Little Kid 3: Yeah, we absolutely love you, all three of us are fans, but I'm the biggest, I've been watching you since Day One you joined eWe
Little Kid 2: Your a legend in the making, you'll soon be the eWe Champion on Chaos.
Little Kid 1: And there is no doubt that you will take James Ceno to the limit and beat his a
K~Dawg: HEY!!
Little Kid 1: Sorry Sorry, Butt.

K~Dawg just laughs, and nods.

K~Dawg: Oh, that's a no doubter. It's going down, James Ceno doesn't know what will hit him. K~DaWGS HOUSE OF FUN, I know what to do, He doesn't. He wont admit it, but I know he's scared going into this match, don't worry James, all that will happen is, You Will Bleed, You will get hurt, and carried out in a stretcher, that is about it, Nothing to harmful. Oh Wait..YEAH IT WILL BE, not for me, FOR YOU. I will make you regret for stuffing your nose in K~DAWGs business the first time you stepped foot in eWe.
Hostess: KURTIS PORTER, PARTY OF 1, KURTIS PORTER, PARTY OF 1.

K~Dawg gets up really confused, walks up to the hostess.

K~Dawg: Excuse me Miss, but these nice people were ahead of me.
Hostess: Well, we thought since your got a big match at Final Cut, you could go first.
Dawg: Really? Hold that thought.

K~Dawg turns to the other people sitting on the bench.

Dawg: You all mind if I go ahead of yous?
ALL: GO AHEAD.

he turns back to the hostess.

K~Dawg: Lead the way to my seat.

K~Dawg follows the hostess to his seat, the hostess stops, gives K~Dawg his menu, and he sits down. He looks down at the menu, and a few minutes a waiter named Brian comes up to K~Dawg.

Brian: Hello Sir, my name is Brian, I'll be your waiter today.
K~Dawg: That's nice.
Brian: Have you decided on what you want?
Dawg: Yes I have, I'll have a Hamburger well done, Fries, and I'll have a Pepsi.
Brian: Okay Sir, your food will be ready anytime soon.
K~D: Aslong as I'm out of here on a good time.

Brian walks away as K~Dawg just hangs out in his both, he looks at the eWe cameras.

K~Dawg: James, I know one thing that will happen at Final Cut. We will go back and forth till we kill eachother, hell this match might be even too brutal for the kids to watch. This match everybody will be watching. It will be a great leadway into that big main event between Chaos,Xplosion,Extreme Corporation and ECW, but no doubt that K~Dawg vs James Ceno in K~DaWGS HOUSE OF FUN will steal the show away. People will talk about the main event, but they will be even more talk by that water cooler about our match. James, it's time for end our bitter rival, and the perfect story to end it all is when K~Dawg kicks yo' ass, makes you bleed and gets the 1,2,3 or hell, I'LL MAKE YOU TAP, I do have a few submission moves in me, I just never used them before.

K~Dawg's food comes.

Brian: Here you go Sir, Hamburger will done, fries, and Pepsi, will that be it.
K~Dawg: Yeah, thanks Man.

Brian walks away, but before K~Dawg starts eating, he says.

K~Dawg: In a few days K~Dawg & James Ceno face off. Is K~Dawg nervous to go one on one against Ceno in my match..HELL NA, Do I have confidence that I can beat the living shit out of James Ceno, and get the 1,2,3 or make him tap.YES I DO,will K~Dawg be in tip top shape at Final Cut, you beat your ass. James I'll leave that for you to think about for awhile.

scene fades as K~Dawg starting eating.

SCENE TWO.

after a few minutes, the camera lightens up as we find K~Dawg finished his meal.

Dawg: Damn that was good, a good meal before a good ass kicking, what a way to go, I am now diffenetly ready for Final Cut, my belly is full, and I'm off on the road soon.

Brian comes back to K~Dawgs table with a check, K~Dawg looks at it, agrees, and walks back up to the hostess and pays for the meal.

Hostess: Did you like your meal today Kurtis?
Dawg: Yes, It was very good.
Hostess: Thanks, and good luck at Final Cut.
K~Dawg: Thanks.

K~Dawg walks out of red lobster, unlocks his car, and before the scene fades he says.

K~Dawg: Ceno, BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID.

scene fades as K~Dawg drives off.

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It's shorter than the first one, but less lovey dovey for Alex Stone

[Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter™]

K~Dawg is still driving to the arena in Tokyo for Final Cut and singing along to Yung Joc "IT'S GOING DOWN"

K~Dawg: meet me in the Trap,it's goin down,meet me in the mall,it's goin down,meet me in the club,it's goin down,anywhere you meet me guaranteed to go down


all of a sudden the song is suddenly interrupted in a Radio Announcement.

Voice on Radio: NEWSBREAK: James Ceno was attacked by a whole loads of K~Dawg fans, James Ceno is okay though, and the K~Dawg fans had to be escorted out. K~Dawg the wrestler will be held responsible for those actions that the fans had.

K~Dawg bursts out laughing, not keeping his eyes on the road and always crashes, and even laughs at where the police will hold K~Dawg responsible for his fans attacking him, and will arrest him after Final Cut.

K~Dawg: Ha, Yeah Right, the Po-Po can't hold K~Dawg. That's great that the Kru gave James Ceno da business, it going to tell him his future at Final Cut when I kick his ass.

K~Dawg suddenly passes a sign that reads TOKYO: TEN MILES AWAY K~Dawg smiles, and says.

Dawg: It's about fucking time I'm almost there. I'm getting pretty damn tired of driving, might need to take a quick nap once I get to the arena. James Ceno aint ready for what I got in store for him. I'm not the same person he faced once before, I'm stronger and better than before, James you beat me easily last time, but this week, I aint letting you beat me easily, you want the win, your going to have to work for it. This is my match to win, it will be brutal, it will be sick, it will be sadistic, are you up for it Ceno, I know I'm diffenetly up for hit, you will never be the same after this K~DAWGS HOUSE OF FUN match, and that is a promise, what do I intend to do.

K~Dawg smirks and laughs sadistically.

K~Dawg: Rub your head against the barbwire, open you up, hit you with as many weapons as I can, make you tap, make you submit, smash your head against the steel, beat the holy living shit out of you. I've been motivated about this match since you accepted by Open Challenge, and I'm ready. Then, I will knock you the fuck out, and get that 1,2,3 or make you tap, and make your life a living hell. When you go to sleep at night, or when you hear a dawg barking, K~Dawg wil haunt your dreams, everytime you blink, you will have a slight second of K~Dawg. James Ceno, You made this personal, fuck the business, this is just a regular old street fight, screw the eWe rules, we are going to go all out. I will imagine that I'm not in eWe and beat the holy piss out of you, you see these eyes.

K~Dawg pulls over to the shoulder, and looks directly into the camera.

K~Dawg: These are the eyes of a motivated K~Dawg, these are the eyes of a Dawg that wants to see James Ceno bleed, and by god James, I will see that, eWe will see that, Tha Dawg's Kru will see it, hell the whole entire world will see it, and I WILL LOVE IT. Ceno, you opened up a K~Dawg that nobody has never seen. James Ceno can you handle it, I don't think you can, PROVE ME WRONG AT FINAL CUT, Bring yo' best that ya got Dawg, I'll stop it.

K~Dawg starts laughing and begins to drive off again and see's a sign TOKYO: 2 MILES AWAY.

K~Dawg: Yeah, I'm almost there, and your time is ticking away James. K~Dawg will shall soon arrive at the Tokyo Dome in Tokyo and all hell will break loose at Final Cut between use. You call yourself unstoppable, I say I will be the one to stop you, you ask the question can anybody stop you, Well Ceno, your looking at the man can do it..MY NAME IS KURTIS "K~DAWG" PORTER, and I will stop your winning streak, prove the point that you aint unstoppable, but just anotha bitch thinks he superior than erbody else. K~DAWGS HOUSE OF FUN, will be so much fun for me, showing the world what I can do, and this match for you..well, let's just say, XPlosion aint going to be looking so good at Final Cut. I have alot to prove at Final Cut, like to show I can step up and be a big name for the retiring guys, like Muhammad Hassan & Kris Jaxson, I may not wrestle like them, but I can sure as hell step up like they did if Chaos ever needed me. After Final Cut, I have my sights on the International Title, and I wont stop till I get it, James, you will know how badly I want it.

K~Dawg passes a sign that reads WELCOME TO TOKYO, DOMO.

K~Dawg: Hell yeah, James..TICK-TOCK, TICK TOCK, you hear that. That is your life ticking away in the hands of K~Dawg. I am one step closer in reaching the arena, and a few feet away from Final Cut, and a few hours till we lock horns. You think my fans are brutal, you have no idea how I am. You easily beat me last time, this time.

K~Dawg just smiles and leaves it at that, he finally finds the arena, goes to the parking lot and parks his car, but decides to stay in his car for a few minutes.

K~Dawg: James, you can say all the bullshit you need to get all. Train all you want, do all the interviews you want, say your going to kick my ass like the last time, but James, your underestimating me, people underestimate me all the time, and they get there ass kicked for it, and your no different. K~DAWGS HOUSE OF FUN.

K~Dawg smiles evily just thinking about the match.

K~Dawg: Your in my background, my playground. James, to know the feel of this match, watch the two previous matches, Dawg vs Triple H, Dawg vs Stone, so you can know what will happen, but I promise you, just watching that does no justice in when you feeling it. I am in Tokyo, Japan and I am ready for finally cut, MY NAME IS KURTIS "K~DAWG" PORTER, and I'm here to kick James Ceno's ass, and that will happen.

scene fades as K~Dawg gets out of his car.

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Another lovey post, but it's got impact, and yes Mr. Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter, you're mentioned in the soiree.

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This is it, RP #4. For those who want to imagine Trish Stratus naked, this is the post to read. Also, for Anita, she gets to imagine Kurt Angle naked too!

[Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter™]

SCENE ONE: Outside the Arena

K~Dawg is still outside the Tokyo Dome for Final Cut as he looks around, he see's the Japanese people just browsing around, then he shouts.

K~Dawg: KING KONG AINT GOT NOTHING ON ME!! Oh Wait King Kong is in New York, but James I do compare you to King Kong because you aint got shit on me, you honestly think you can beat me in my own match you are seriously mistaken.

K~Dawg looks up in the sky, just sorta laughs to himself and says.

K~Dawg: OH NO...GODZERRA!!!
Japanese People: GODZERRA!!! AHHHHHHH

the Japanese run in panic and go for cover as K~Dawg starts to burst out laughing.

K~Dawg: I'm such a mean bastard. It will get even meaner later on tonight when James & K~Dawg meet in that ring later on tonight in that crazy place I like to call K~DAWGS HOUSE OF FUN. I've been sitting here, watching my DVD Player hearing the shit talking that James Ceno has been saying about K~Dawg over the past few months, and this is where It stops tonight, this is where I finally shut James Ceno up and make him regret all those words he had to say about K~Dawg. James I will make you wish you neva been born, make sure yo' wife and yo' daughter don't see this match, because once I get done with you, you will not be looking the same ever again, that is not a threat, IT IS A PROMISE, after Final Cut, K~Dawg will be going onto that Step ladder for Chaos and I will become a big name for dat brand, everybody will know dis at Final Cut that K~DaWG means Business, and I want to help Chaos out becoming a bigger household name that I already am. James, i will end your winning streak, I will stop you, and there is nothing you can do about it. I am ready for tonight, you got no idea what is coming.

the Japanese people realize that K~Dawg was laying about seeing Godzilla and stop running and just stare down K~Dawg, and he notices this and starts to laugh even more.

K~Dawg: Yeah I know, I mad you all look like fools, but your not the only people I will make look like a fool. Just watch tonight at Final Cut, you'll see this fool James Ceno get the beatdown of a lifetime. You can write my words down, Mark em, Record em, I WILL BEAT JAMES CENO AT FINAL CUT.

K~Dawg starts to walk into the arena, but then some guy hits K~Dawg with an orange, K~Dawg turns back around looks at the guy, the Japanese guy smirks at K~Dawg, Dawg shakes his head, and quickly gives the guy DA MEAT HOOK, K~Dawg gets up laughing.

K~Dawg: That what you get for fucking with K~Dawg. You get at me, I'm going to bite you back. LEARN IT CENO.

SCENE TWO: BUILDING

K~Dawg enters the building and quickly finds his lockeroom, and finds someone very surprising in there.

K~Dawg: LILY? How the hell did you get here?
Lily: Duh Jay, I drive you know. I dont need you to drive me all the time.
Dawg: Oh God, You drove here? Is anybody okay or alive?
Lily: Shut up, I aint that bad of a driver.

K~Dawg shakes his head, and looks at the eWe camera.

Dawg: I disagree, never be a passenger with Lily over here when she's driving. It could gvie you a heart attack.
Lily: You aint funny, I'm ready anyway, I'm entering that Diva's No.1 Contender match later on tonight.
K~Dawg: Yeah Well good luck with that.

just like that, Lily leaves K~Dawgs lockeroom.

K~Dawg: Damn she's a bitch. Well I need to get ready for Final Cut, SO SHUT THE DAMN CAMERA'S OFF TILL I GIVE YOU THE GO.

the scene cuts out for a while as K~Dawg get's his wrestling gear out and goes to take a shower, meanwhile a few commericals are show

Commericals
Final Cut Promo for the Main Event
K-Mart
NBA Basketball
Subways
K~Dawgs Pepsi & Verizon Ads

the scene comes back up as we find K~Dawg getting out from the shower in his wrestling gear for tonight: K~Dawg DESTINY HOODIE with a NO GIMMICK NEEDED T-Shirt under it, Nike Sweatpants, Air Jordans, Backwards Detriot Pistons Fitted Cap, Sunglasses.

K~Dawg: I am Kurtis "K~DAWG" Porter, and this aint a damn gimmick, this is my life. James Ceno lives off his own world, I will bring him in check when his face meets the Barbwire Steel Cage. James this is my time, my ring, my world, I welcome you to it, but I'm not a pleasant person and I don't welcome guests warmly, you will find out like the rest of them. I've been wrestling for over eight years and everybody knows that you fuck with me, Your going to pay the price, and James you are overdue, you messed with me long to far and it's time for you to get what you deserve. I will do everything i my playbook, every move i got, every counter, every damn finisher I got to stop you from taking this match. I am fully motivated, I didn't really care about that TV Title match at Saturday Night ShowDown, I just wanted that week to get by already, so I can get into this match, don't get me wrong, I enjoyed facing Black Knight at SNSD, but that title wasn't for me, B.K. is a star on the raise, I'm already half-past that.


K~Dawg walks over to his refrigator, takes out a Bottle of Pepsi and drinks some of it, then puts it back.

K~Dawg: James, you should no this dawg, I aint the same man you face way back in the way, that you easily beat, that yo' brotha easily beat, I trained hard since then, and I've be waiting for the day to get back at you in my type of match, a match that is already famous in eWe the two previous times it's been held, this match at Final Cut, let's just say everybody will be talking about it for a month, hell I could possible even get match of the year for eWe, hell we neva know, all I know is, you come at me, Your going to get knocked the fuck out, I don't make threats..I MAKE PROMISES, Can you handle K~Dawg? I don't think you will be able to, Can you handle the HOUSE OF FUN? James, I think your scared going into this match, and I can hear the fear in your voice when your talking about the match. I will shock the world, I got my Chaos peeps on my side, hell I even got a few Xplosion foes that think I can beat that ass tonight, and surely I will indeed beat you down till your nothing but red.

K~Dawg inpersonates a Physic, and puts two fingers on each side of his temple.

K~Dawg: Hmm, I can see the future of James Ceno. Tonight he will be bleeding all over in the hands of a man named K~Dawg who doesn't give a shit about you and yo' family. He will do everything he got in his arensal, and will get that job done.

K~Dawg stops.

Dawg: That was fun, see what I mean James, you aint got nothing on K~Dawg.

K~Dawg walks out of his lockeroom, goes through the curtain to go onstage.

SCENE THREE: HIYA!

K~Dawg's normal theme doesn't go off, but we hear a voice in the background.

PA SYSTEM:"Yo, yo, yo, pop a forty and check your rollies, It's K~Dawg" , "Detriot, Detriot"


Kenny Greenwood: Whoa Whoa Whoa there Tazz, I didn't know K~Dawg was part of WWE's Cryme Tyme.
Tazz: He's Not, just trying something different.

K~Dawg then comes out doing the JTG Crypt Walk that he always does as Tha Dawg Kru start woofing up the arena.

Tazz: You can see it on K~Dawg face, he's ready for tonight.
Kenny Greenwood: Chaos aint winning at Final Cut, we are taking all the matches.
Tazz: You wish Greenwood.

K~Dawg is in the ring and grabs a mic.

K~Dawg: YOOO YOOO YOOOO, K~DAWG IS IN DA HIZHOUSE BABY!! Now I know I'm ready for this matchup tonight, the question is are THA DAWG KRU ready, If you are let me hear you.

K~Dawg raises the mic in the air.

TDK: WOOF WOOF WOOF!!

Tazz: WoW, that was louder than ever.
Kenny Greenwood: What Tazz?
Tazz: Exactly.

K~Dawg: The match tonight is too bury it all, the little fued I got going with James Ceno tonight will burn it. K~DaWGS HOUSE OF FUN, James Ceno has entered my world and he will not like it. It's time to shut that little trap of James and send em packing and that what exactly I will do tonight in the TOKYODOME. Little Kids watching at home, or watching live, you may want to hangout at the concession stands and not see this match, because it will turn your stomachs and make you sick, that is how badly James Ceno & K~Dawg hate eachother, hell both of us might end up going to the hospital afterwards, People over 21, you guys are in for a treat, but if your squimish and get sick easily, you may not want to watch this match either. The Cage is hanging above me, and there is no turning back for James Ceno and you all can see it the cage from where I'm at

a camera angle from the crowd pans up to see the hanging cell (JUST MAKE IT LIKE IT'S ACTUALLY HANGING, AND TAKER & MANKIND AINT THERE)and the ring camera goes back to K~Dawg.

K~Dawg: Uh-huh, you see dat shit, Barbwire all around the steel cage, Weapons hanging from the side, It's going to be brutal, and I will love every second of it. Only way to win is a Pin Count of a Submission Move, this will take alot out of two people, and the hatred that James & I share with eachother goes beyond that. Go ask Triple H or Alex Stone how brutal this match is and they will tell you. Ceno there is no turning back, you dug yo'self a grave and i intend to put you inside it, No running, No Backing out during the match, you can't get out, the door will be locked, I can see your scared, but I know you won't backdown, your betta than that, we will go back & forth, but the aftermath, everybody will see K~Dawg stand tall.

K~Dawg takes the mic away from his mouth, and stand there listening to his fans chanting his name the chant dies down, as K~Dawg puts the mic in his face again.

K~Dawg: I hope you heard that James, that how loud these people can get, but of course they already kicked your ass back at that indy show, they were just showing you what's going to happen at Final Cut tonight, No big deal, as for the Police trying to get K~Dawg.

he laughs.

Dawg: That won't happen, I'm too smart fo' them.

the titantron then starts to play James Ceno's last promo, K~Dawg gets a chair from ringside, and sits in the middle of the ring.

K~Dawg: Let's see what Mr. Ceno gots to say.

K~Dawg watches in keeping his eyes & hears open to every word James says, and it soon done and the titantron is dark again, K~Dawg just laughs.

Dawg: So you got your wife to speak for you now? Your not man enough to exactly say what you want to say so you got her saying it? That's okay James, everybody already knew you aint that big of a man anyway, sure you got a win over 18 at Saturday Night ShowDown, but 18 hasn't been herself the past couple of months, you won on a fluke that all it was, tonight, you try the same shit you did with her, you will fall quickly like Kevin Federline's Music career.

K~Dawg looks down at his watch.

K~Dawg: Well, it's about that time I head back to my lockeroom, you get to see K~Dawg alittle later on tonight, for people at home, record Final Cut, especially the last two matches, you will never see any matches like this ever again.

"Cocky" blares over the the PA System as K~Dawg gets out of the ring and walks backstage.

SCENE FOUR: Meeting with Trixy again.

K~Dawg reaches backstage, he is about to go into his lockeroom so he can relax before Final Cut starts, but is soon stop by Trixy.

K~Dawg: Well hey there again Sweet Thing.
Trixy: Hi Kay.
Dawg: What can i do you for?
Trixy: Well, I just interviewed James Ceno & his wife, i just wanted to get your thoughts on a few comments they made.
K~Dawg: Damn, you had to interview them both, who did you piss off?
Trixy: I know, that was a low point in my interviewing career, that sucked badly.

K~Dawg just laughs at what Trixy says and nods his head in agreement.

K~Dawg: Well anyway, go ahead Trixy.
Trixy: Okay, Stacie said in the interview that you made James snap.
Dawg: I made Ceno snap? Is she on drugs? Come on now, I aint the one that's been talking shit about James Ceno since I got here, James Ceno was the one that's been doing that, I just had enough and challenge him to my match, if he snaps tonight, let him, I'll get an advantage on his mistake.

Trix: James said you pay your fans, and you had them do that stuff to his lockeroom at the indie show.
K~Dawg: I pay my fans? Hell Naw, I got my fans all ova the world, he is just jealous of my success that I have and my following, as for his lockeroom, I had no idea that happened when I heard it on the radio, but that was funny as hell, but my fans aint on there own, I didn't tell them to do shit.

Trixy: The two most important questions I will leave you for tonight.
K~Dawg: Shoot.
Trixy: Can you really stop Ceno winning streak, and do you actually think you can stop him?

K~Dawg shakes his head.

K~Dawg: Listen here Trix, this is simple. James Ceno is a bitch, I got this match on lock, I know what to do, yes I think and I KNOW i can end his winning streak, and I dont think I KNOW I can stop him, I will show tonight that James Ceno aint nothing and he should've stayed retired and not come back. Ceno, bring what you feel, I know what I got, we are going to tear down the roof, but you will end up on da floor.
Trixy: Thanks K~Dawg.
Dawg: No Problem Trixy.

K~Dawg walks into his lockeroom, so he can relax for a bit.

SCENE FIVE: Relaxation is nice.

K~Dawg: Man, I do feel really good for tonight. There is not one thing that can ruin my mood, and once I hit that ring at Final Cut, everybody will know dis.

K~Dawg gets up and looks at the mirror, and does his own Randy Orton pose, but K~Dawgs version.

Dawg: Kurtis, you got this tonight man, You can't fuck up, there is no reason to mess up, show everybody you mean business like you've been saying and you'll be fine. James aint in yo' head, he thinks he is, but he aint.

K~Dawg walks away from the mirror, does a few air punches, smiles, and looks at the camera.

K~Dawg: James Ceno, I am ready and remember dis. MY NAME IS KURTIS "K~DAWG" PORTER AND I WILL BEAT YOU TONIGHT, stick that in your mind and try to prove me wrong, try to prove Chaos wrong and of course your own peoplez on Xplosion wrong who said K~Dawg would beat you, but everybody is right, only people you got on your side is your wife, Daughter, and three of the only fans you got. As time ticks away, I am One Step Closer from beating you down.

SCENE FADES

(shit, this took me a WHOLE 3 HOURS to write, it better be good)