All American #1 Contendership Battle Royal

[BJ Tomczik]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Sunday 19thth - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Sunday 19th - 11 P.M.
Central: Sunday 19th /Monday 20th - Midnight
Eastern: Monday 20th - 1 A.M.
U.K.: Monday 20th - 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limit: 4 RPs

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day

All Xplosion roster MINUS people in Main Event

[fuse]

Fuse is seen working out in the eWe gym when he is rudely interrupted by Justin White.

Justin: Excuse me Fuse.

Fuse stops and glares at Justin.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: The Hell you want, can't you see I'm busy, is everybody on this damn show so stupid, maybe that is why the legends suck around here and I'm the legend in the making.[/shadow]

Justin: I came here to for an interview, that is all I want.

Fuse shakes his head, and punches the punching bag really hard and glares back at Justin.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: Go Ahead FuckFace.[/shadow]

Justin gets alittle pissed, but decides to keep his cool because he doesn't want to start anything with Fuse.

Justin: You decided to enter into the No.1 Contendership to face White Tiger for the All-American Championship, your thoughts on that and why you decided to enter?

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: Like I've been saying since the first day I appeared in eWe, these legends we still get running around here, there shit, they can barely wrestle, I am better than all of them and I will prove it in the next couple of weeks. White Tiger, when I win the Battle Royal, I'm coming for your title and I will beat you, and I will show what Fuse means when he says the legends are shit. Mortis I didn't forget about you, You took my title, I haven't got my rematch, but that will happen the day after Final Cut, you beating me was lucky, and you won't do it again, I'll promise you that.[/shadow]

Justin: Who else from XPlosion do you think will enter this?

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: I dont care, who ever is left that doesn't have a match at Final Cut. They decided to enter this after me, they will get knock down, because I do mean business, they will fall victim to the Circuit Breaker.[/shadow]

Justin: What do you think about that eWe Hall of Famer Snake decided to return to eWe and be part of Xplosion?

with that Fuse walks away

[rex]

Date: 11.09.06
Time: 8:00 AM
Place: CDW Headquarters; Crown Point, Indiana

(Our scene opens in the Can Demolished Wrestling Headquarters in Crown Point, Indiana. The camera pans to owner John Pariah’s office. Almost on cue, a man knocks on his door and opens it up. The man is dressed in a pair of blue jeans, a black bandanna over his blonde hair, a pair of Lugz boots and a white tank top.)

John Pariah: Ahh…Mr. Raven. Thank you for coming.

Rex Raven: No problem, what is this about?

John Pariah: Well, as you know, you have been off base since you had that emergency appendectomy.

Rex Raven: Yes, I am aware of that.

John Pariah: Rex, I am sorry to have to tell you this, but you are a liability to this company. I can’t have a roster spot filled by a liability.

Rex Raven: So what you are telling me is that I am being fired.

John Pariah: That is exactly what I am saying. I am truly sorry.

Rex Raven: You will be.

John Pariah: I didn’t want to have to do this.

Rex Raven: It’s cool, really.

Rex turns around and leaves. The scene ends.)

Date: 11.13.06
Time: 9:12 AM
Place: Ravens’ Home; New York City

(Our scene opens in the home of Rex Raven. We see him sitting in front of his television. He is dressed in a pair of black jeans, white Lugz tennis shoes, a white t-shirt and a black and white bandanna. A commercial for the EWE Xplosion Pay Per View Final Cut, where the matches are listed. As the matches are listed we hear that newly signed Rex Raven will be involved in the Free 4 All Match to be the number 1 Contendership for the EWE All American Champion. Rex’s wife, Sara, comes into the den.)

Sara: Baby, have you found something else to do yet? Another promotion at least?

Rex Raven: In fact, I have. I debut on Wednesday for the Extreme Wrestling Entertainment.

Sara: Oh? And are you ready to get back into the ring?

Rex Raven: You bet I am, after the surgery, I got knocked down. However I have never been more focused on something. I know that I have been coming apart at the seams. I know that. However now? Now I have never been more ready to get into the ring and show another promotion what I am made of.

Sara: Alright, well, you better hit the gym again today. I want my man to make a strong debut.

Rex Raven: I will hit there today, I was going to let the EWE exactly who they have just signed.

Sara: Good, I want you to start on the right foot. No mistakes, got it?

Rex Raven: I get it.

(Sara gives Rex a kiss and she leaves the room. Rex leans back in the chair.)

Rex: EWE…a new home. In EWE I’m debuting this Sunday on Final Cut and it seems to me that there isn’t much of a challenge in that Free 4 All Battle Royal Match. It seems to me that we are starting out on the right foot, at least I am. I want to make the EWE well aware of who they have signed. Not only have they signed one of the hottest free agents on the market. They have signed a man that has many accolades attributed to his name. You see in my second professional match, I became the World Street Wrestling Light Heavyweight Champion. Second Match. I was 17. Get that? If not, here is another. In the three years with the Revolution Wrestling Federation, I won every title belt available. Get that? Four times as the Tag Team Champion. Three as the Television-Grappling, Two as the North American and One as the World Heavyweight Champion. Do you understand that? Ok, how about this I have lost one debut match. ONE. How many have I won? Fourteen. I am fourteen…one…and one. Get that? There are many more things that I have done, but then I would ruin everything about myself. The level of expectation would be so high that I wouldn’t reach it.

(Rex pauses and thinks about that last statement.)

Rex: Wait a second. My level of expectation is high enough as it is, so it doesn’t matter how high everyone else sets it.

Rex: The EWE is the new home for one of the hottest free agents and now that my contract is set, at least for a three month period, it is time to get back on track. Roddy doesn’t know what I am about. Ciarian hasn’t a clue, neither does anyone who ever comes and mess with me. The EWE is unaware of what I am about. That is why when Sunday rolls around and the my debut match begins to air the only name that will be talked about is Rex Raven. There will be a buzz in the air. Everyone will want to see what I can do. Everyone will see what I can don on Final Cut in the Free 4 All Battle Royal Match. I encourage everyone to listen to what I have to say, because otherwise I cannot be held accountable for what happens. I am going to be the the number 1 Contender for the EWE All American Champion. There isn’t a name on this roster that has the talent, the athletic ability nor the colons to stop me.

Rex: The EWE has yet to see what I can do, and they will be shocked at the levels I am prepared to go to become the greatest wrestler that this company has ever seen. I am prepared to walk into the depths of hell to become the single most recognized name in this industry. While it has yet to be seen, you will all come to know my name. You will all come to terms with the fact that I am above everyone else. I am going to walk into Final Cut on Sunday and walk out as the the number 1 Contender for the All American Champion. I am going to show this entire place who I am. EWE Xplosion Superstars, I don’t care who you are…getting into the ring will be an honor for you. Getting your ass kicked by me is a bigger honor. You should all feel lucky to be in the same ring…the same promotion as the hottest free agent off the market. I am the best investment the EWE has ever made. You won’t see Shaz doing the things I do. You won’t see Fuse doing the things that I am ready and willing to do. No! I am a one of a kind superstar and a once in a lifetime brand of athlete. Anyone can fake it, but I am the real deal. No one compares to the talent levels or the athletic levels that I have. It has begun, ladies and gentlemen. It has begun. The Era of Rex Raven has started and it will not end until I have become the single greatest thing the EWE has ever known. It…has…begun.

(Rex stands up and leaves the scene as it fades to black.)

[Snake]

Well here is my first! I dont think its that great but hey i am just knocking off the rust. It feels good to be back though! Well good luck to all the competiors! Im out Peace!

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[R X K Ciaran Michaels]

Couldn't not roleplay now, lets go guys.


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[The Forsaken]

Scene starts with Leroy and Colt in the Lockeroom. They are talking.

Leroy: Hey playa's it's your Boy Leroy and I have been chatting with my Cracker pal here Colt. We have decided I will be Repping the Second City Thugs in this Battle Royal at Final Cut.

CCC: I have decided to step back and let my pal here take the Battle Royal Spot.

Leroy: This is a sure thing dawg I am undafeated here on Xplosion.

CCC: Thats why I am letting you take my spot in the Battle Royal.

Leroy: Yeah man its best if you rest for a few weeks. Four loss's in a row dawg man you need to like get your head straight.

CCC: True Dat True Dat dawg.

Tiny Tim comes into the picture.

TT: So have yall decided which one of yall will be in this Battle Royal.

CCC: We sure did.

TT: Cool who?

Leroy: Its your boy Leroy.

TT: Nice choice.

Leroy: Yo Tiny did you get the list of who is in this thing.

TT:Sure did first up Fuse.

Leroy: Ohh that roided up freak.

CCC: The guy is all talk. He is no threat to you Leroy.

Leroy: Damn straight.

TT: Rex Raven.

Leroy: Who the hell is that Next.

TT: Snake and Ciaran.

Leroy: HAHAH Those chumps are nothing man this will be easy work for your Boy Leroy.

End of RP

[The Cabbage]

OOC: This is a special Celebrity one time only entry like they do for the Royal Rumbel...but it's none other then KEVIN FEDERLINE!


*Scene 1
scene fades in to a hobo sitting on the street. He starts to sing on the barely lit street corner.

: Opps she did it again. She played with my heart. Had me locked out of her life. Oh shawny shawny.

he gets inturupted by a piece of paper flinging toward his face. He falls back. He looks at the piece of paper.

: Final CUT? WHAT THE FUCK IS FINAL CUT! AND WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING IN JAPAN....Oh wait Vince left me here after the British shows in WWE....now i remember...a wells...

The man gets up and walks to the light it's none other then Kevin Spear...I mean Federline. HE skips along the street with his bear humming his first song Loose Control. All of a sudden we see Piper stuffing a hot dog down a veders throught. K-Fed walks up to Piper. Piper isn't paying attention.

K-Fed: Yo Piper my man....what is this Final Cut.

Piper: Kevin stop bothering me can't you see i'm trying to teach this guy a lesson...YOU WILL TAKE MY SCOTTISH MONEY! IT IS JUST AS GOOD AS AMERICAN!

Piper procedes to suff the hotdog in his mouth.

K-Fed: Ok....Anyways....IS it like WWE?

Piper: Better because I'M IN CHARGE! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

K-FED: Can I have a match?

Piper: Sure, you can go in the battle royal if you just LEAVE ME ALONE YOU ANNOYING PRICK!

K-FEd: THanks man. I won't let you down.

K-Fed then starts to skip down the street to the arena...singing...

K-Fed: I AM EMPLOYED! I AM EMPLOYED!

K-Fed dissapears from the camera view. Piper starts to realize what he has just done...

PIPER: SHIT! Kevin....NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE drops to his knees and lets out the loud yell just like in Planet of the Apes the orignal....or Jay and Silent Bob Srike back which ever you have seen. Scene fades out.

*Scene 2
scene fades in to Heatwave at the arena 1 hour before the ppv. You see Jimmy Justice and Kenny Greenwood at the announce both.

Kenny: Welcome to Heatwave/Download fans...tonight is going to be a great show. It's none other then our cross brand PPV, FINAL CUT! And what a show Xplosion has for there matches?

Jimmy: WE have great matches lined up man I can't believe the talent stacked up esspecially in the Battle Royal. THere is a rumor going around that Piper sighned a special celebrity to the match.

Kenny: I heard it as well. And apparently we are going to find out who now, I just got word from the back so lets watch in anticapation.

That awful song from the teen choice awards, "Loose Control" by K-Fed, hits. We see Kevin Federline in a (Mr. Spears Federline) white T-Shirt and jeans. He walks out with a mic and fans boo the shit out of him. Even Jimmy and Kenny are booing, well not Jimmy he's singing to the song which sounds alot like a booo.....

K-FED: I AM KEVIN FEDERLINE HERE ME ROAR! ROOOOOAAAR!

Kenny: Ok this is queer....honestly....What was piper thinking.

Jimmy: Don't hate the playaa hate the game Kenny....

K-FED: I am in this battle royal thing. Well what ever this shit is rapped up so it don't matter who is in it because Kevin Federline is in the HIS HOUSE!

Crowd: GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY! GO AWAY!

Kevin gets frustrated

K-FED: THAT"S JUST IGINIT DOG!

CROWD: GO AWAY HOBO WIGGGER GO AWAY! GO AWAY HOBO WIGGER GO AWAY!

K-FED: You guys suck...you all will be crying when i win the All American title off of that "Legend" of suckness by the name of White Tiger. THere is no competition for a man of my skills in this match. Look who we got in it...Leroy "I have something in my tights but the colour" Brown...X-I never show for matches unless it has some importantce to my mom or dad-Kid....The has been Snake...the sad rookie Rex Raven and Mr. I can't keep a title for the life of me Fuse. I got this shit rapped up! Speacking of rap...GO BYE MY ALBUM BABY I's DA BOMB!

Justice: Go get it Kenny...it is!

K-FED: Now play a playa his music...

the music starts up again

Crowd: DIE K-FED DIE! DIE K-FED DIE!

Haybusa comes out of no where and dropkicks K-Fed. Fans Cheer. Haybusa then runs to the back laughing as scene fades out.

[fuse]

Fuse is seen working out in the eWe gym.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: Nobody aint going to take this Number One Contendership away from you, your too good, I am a Legend in the Making, the legends round here are shit. I am taking this win home with me, and I will be facing White Tiger for the All-American Championship. [/shadow]

Fuse does curl-ups, after sixty, he stops.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: SO, After I entered into this, i heard Rex Raven, Snake, Ciaran Michaels, and Leroy.[/shadow]

Fuse just shakes his head.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: People always want to be like me, I am a trendsetter, this is only my fourth match in eWe and people are already following me, Snake & Ciaran are legends in eWe, and they did the right thing into following me into tonight's match, I will show everybody Fuse's destruction path of these so-called Legends.[/shadow]

Fuse holds up a picture of Snake.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: So I see that you come back from your retirement so you can help out your little buddy from ECW out Johnny CHaos, well that fine and all, but you entering this match is a big mistake. I will make sure you hate that decision coming back and entering this match.[/shadow]

Fuse then mocks how Snake talks.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse talking like Snake: Hey Essa Vato, I'm winning this for my familia, ARRIVA LA RAZA.[/shadow]

Fuse starts laughing, as the crowd boos at Fuse, but he can't hear it.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: What a fucking pansy, he aint shit. Ciaran Michaels, Son of the Has-Been Kid Shawn Michaels. Ciaran I will show the world why your like your dad, just a has-been past him prime that needs to go away, say goodbye Ciaran, nobody wants to see another White Tiger vs Ciaran Michaels boring match, hell my farts make a better match than you two.[/shadow]

Fuse then farts really loud.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: Told you, it's way more entertaining than you two.[/shadow]

Fuse goes back to working out as a stagehand comes running in.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: The fuck you want?[/shadow]

Stagehand: Fuse, Kevin Federline just entered the battle royal for a one time show for eWe.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: Kevin Federline? wow, No i dont know what's worse, a Tiger vs Michaels match or Kevin Federline entering this thing.[/shadow]

Fuse shrugs

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: Ah Well both suck. Kevin Federline can't even wrestle, he sucks, he sucks at rapping, he sucks at life, I'll do him a favor and i'll kill him in this match.[/shadow]

Fuse not thinking about that anymore and goes on the cycle, and does that for awhile.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: Leroy has a better shot at winning this than Paris Hilton coming clean. That will never happen and Leroy you aint got no shot at this, so stop even trying, go back to do what you do best. Sucking Colt Cabana's dick, everybody knows that's what you two do off camera when nobody is around, just suck eachother off all day..YOU SICK FUCKS. Rex Raven, well.[/shadow]

Fuse gets off the cycle and goes to the weights.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: Wait a minute, Who the Fuck is Rex Raven, i dont know a guy such a name, must be a new guy trying to win his first match in a No.1 Contenders match, like I will let that happen, I am better than that, Rex, your not winning. that is all i got to say about that.[/shadow]

SCENE FADES.

[Snake]

Well here is number two, I hope you all enjoy!

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[The Forsaken]

Leroy is shown in the lockeroom. But it isn't his lockeroom. He is in Fuse's lockeroom. Fuse is nowhere to be seen. Leroy takes Fuse's Wallet,Ipod and Expenisve Suit. He quickly exit's Fuse's lockeroom. He meet's up with Colt and Tiny Tim in the lockeroom.

Leroy: Looks what I found just laying around in Fuse's Lockeroom. HAHA Hey Colt take this suit and Ipod to a pawn shop see what we can get for it.

Leroy hands the stuff over to Colt and Colt leaves to find a pawn shop.

Leroy: Hey Fuse see what happens when you run your mouth off Bitch. Your shit goes missing.

TT: Yeah it goes missing at a pawn shop HAHA.

Leroy: Now listen here you pumped up jackoff. When you go running your mouth and talking trash about The Second City Thugs bad things start to happen. First your valuables start to disappear. Second

TT: Second homes you straight up disappear Bitch 187 mother fucker.

Leroy: HAHA You see Fuse you shouldn't go playing across the tracks boy cause when you do you might not come back.

TT: Hey Fuse one more thing thanks for paying for our Meals tonight.

Tim waves Fuse's wallet back and forth.

Leroy: Now Hollah at your boy and soon to be All American champ!

TT: YEAH YEAH!!!

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Via X-Kid with his fucked up account

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[fuse]

WARNING: THIS RP WILL HAVE SWEAR WORDS AND THE *N* WORD

Fuse is seen walking out of the eWe gym and going into his lockeroom, but notices some of his stuff missing, he turns on his tv, and watches Leroy take his stuff, Fuse is raging mad

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: That fucking Nigger[/shadow]

Fuse walks out his lockeroom, see's the Second City Thugs hanging out at a corner, Fuse runs at them and attacks them, he puts up Colt Cabana and gives the HOLLOW POINT, Colt is out, he points at Leroy.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: Never take my stuff you Nigger, you will know this tonight, I will make you suffer for what you have do.[/shadow]

Fuse kicks Leroy in the gut and gives him the CIRCUIT BREAKER, Leroy is out cold, and Fuse takes back his stuff.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: Now you know I mean business, and if I catch you tonight in the ring, I will fucking kill you bitch, dont mess me with.[/shadow]

Fuse walks away with his stuff as EMTs surround the SECOND CITY THUGS.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: Snake, you talk alot of shit dont you, sure your an EWE Hall of Famer, but you dont know me. Snake I will go off on you like you never been beaten before, you came back at the wrong time and the wrong time man, I'm giving you this warning right now, Back down now, save yourself the embarresment because everybody knows you will not win. You call yourself the BIG BAD MAN, Snake, you never bad till you meet the man with the shortest fuse in eWe history, the man the will become AA No.1 Contender..FUSE!![/shadow]

Fuse suddenly stops at a titantron where he see's a Ciaran Michaels promo cut, he watches it for a while, then it stops.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: Ciaran, the only good thing you got for yourself is your the son of Shawn Michaels, and that is about it, I dont give a damn if there is two legends in this match, I could care less. You actually think you can put me in a wheelchair during this match, try me Ciaran, but dont hurt yourself doing it, you know how the old guys are, they move one muscle they tore something. I fell bad for Snake & You having to face me in a match like this, may I remind you my first win in eWe was a Pure Title win battle royal, and I will get another Battle Royal win.[/shadow]

Fuse turns to the camera.

[shadow=silver,left,300]Fuse: Get this one fact into your pure simple minded little pee brian heads: I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE LEGENDS, they all need to go, they are stealing the spotlight from the youngstars like me, and i plan on removing them, and once that is done, there is no turning back. Snake, Ciaran, Leroy, Rex, K-FED, beware...IM WINNING TONIGHT, and there aint shit you all can do about it.[/shadow]

FEED CUTS

[thefalcon]

On The Titan-Tron A Message Appears:

This Sunday At Final Cut Wrestling Sensation Falcon X Will Make His Debut In The All American Number 1 Contender Battle ROyal And Will Win

P.S. Chris Ceno Is A Faggot

[Snake]

Well this is it boys and girls, good luck to everyone!

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