Post by The Dynasty! on Feb 27, 2008 14:04:34 GMT -5
This happened the day before the PWG Tango and Cash Tag Title Tourny.
One of the CM Punk and Samoa Joe tandem shoot interviews explained why Homicide
might have seemed a little off his game the night of the Pro Wrestling
Guerrilla Tango & Cash Invitational Tag Tournament Night 1:
Apparently the night before the show, Joe, Punk, Homicide, and several local
SoCal wrestlers went out on the town and got apocalyptically drunk (with the
exception of CM Punk, of course). After a long night of bar-hopping and drunken
debauchery, they ended up back at Samoa Joe's place, where everyone proceeded to
fall flat on their faces and pass out in whatever spot they happened to land in
(after Punk and a shit-faced Rocky Romero attempted to paint Joe's toes blue
while he slept, which might be the most suicidal thing I've ever heard).
Several hours later, in the middle of the night, CM Punk awoke to the sight of
Homicide standing over him and unzipping his pants. Homicide had to take a
piss. Punk immediately responded to this by shouting "D, you're not in the
the bathroom!", to which Homicide replied with "I gotta pee, yo! I
gotta PEE!". Homicide was so blind, stinking drunk that Punk actually had
to get up and grab him by the hips so he could lead him to the bathroom like he
was potty training a toddler. A 5' 10" drunk Puerto Rican toddler. Once
Punk got to him to the bathroom, he figured his job was done so he went back to
his little spot to crash in. But as CM Punk drifted off back to sleep, he became
dreamily aware of the fact that he couldn't actually hear Homicide urinating. He
figured "ah, to hell with it" and promptly feel asleep.
Later that morning, CM Punk awoke to the sound of a (blue-footed) hungover
Samoa Joe yelling from his bathroom "Why the fuck is there water all over
the floor?!" Which Punk responded to by busting out laughing and blowing
his cover in the process; Punk had been awake already and was just pretending
to still be asleep so as to observe the hilarious sight of all his friends
emerging from their alcohol-induced comas, but there was no way he could stay
silent after a line like that. Because Punk knew Joe wasn't standing in water.
He was standing in Homicide's urine.
So that might explain why Homicide, and many other wrestlers that worked that
show, seemed to be a little discombobulated; they were simply hungover off
their asses.
To give you some idea of what this night of revelry might have looked like, I
present to you... The Legend... of Rick Noon:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH52I9SYcE
LMAO Samoa Joe with his Toes paninted standing in Piss LOL I have to find the Shoot DVD this is on I am so going to buy it.
One of the CM Punk and Samoa Joe tandem shoot interviews explained why Homicide
might have seemed a little off his game the night of the Pro Wrestling
Guerrilla Tango & Cash Invitational Tag Tournament Night 1:
Apparently the night before the show, Joe, Punk, Homicide, and several local
SoCal wrestlers went out on the town and got apocalyptically drunk (with the
exception of CM Punk, of course). After a long night of bar-hopping and drunken
debauchery, they ended up back at Samoa Joe's place, where everyone proceeded to
fall flat on their faces and pass out in whatever spot they happened to land in
(after Punk and a shit-faced Rocky Romero attempted to paint Joe's toes blue
while he slept, which might be the most suicidal thing I've ever heard).
Several hours later, in the middle of the night, CM Punk awoke to the sight of
Homicide standing over him and unzipping his pants. Homicide had to take a
piss. Punk immediately responded to this by shouting "D, you're not in the
the bathroom!", to which Homicide replied with "I gotta pee, yo! I
gotta PEE!". Homicide was so blind, stinking drunk that Punk actually had
to get up and grab him by the hips so he could lead him to the bathroom like he
was potty training a toddler. A 5' 10" drunk Puerto Rican toddler. Once
Punk got to him to the bathroom, he figured his job was done so he went back to
his little spot to crash in. But as CM Punk drifted off back to sleep, he became
dreamily aware of the fact that he couldn't actually hear Homicide urinating. He
figured "ah, to hell with it" and promptly feel asleep.
Later that morning, CM Punk awoke to the sound of a (blue-footed) hungover
Samoa Joe yelling from his bathroom "Why the fuck is there water all over
the floor?!" Which Punk responded to by busting out laughing and blowing
his cover in the process; Punk had been awake already and was just pretending
to still be asleep so as to observe the hilarious sight of all his friends
emerging from their alcohol-induced comas, but there was no way he could stay
silent after a line like that. Because Punk knew Joe wasn't standing in water.
He was standing in Homicide's urine.
So that might explain why Homicide, and many other wrestlers that worked that
show, seemed to be a little discombobulated; they were simply hungover off
their asses.
To give you some idea of what this night of revelry might have looked like, I
present to you... The Legend... of Rick Noon:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH52I9SYcE
LMAO Samoa Joe with his Toes paninted standing in Piss LOL I have to find the Shoot DVD this is on I am so going to buy it.
