WWE No Way Out 2008 Predictions

[Abdul]

Career Threatening Match
Ric Flair vs. Ken Kennedy
Who do I think will win: Ric Flair
Who do I want to win: Ken Kennedy
Reason: Career Achievements = Flair > Kennedy. Right Now tho in this time and age.. Kennedy > Flair

ECW Championship Match
Chavo Guerrero (c) vs. CM Punk
Who do I think will win: Chavo Guerrero
Who do I want to win: Chavo Guerrero
Reason: Fuck CM PUNK

SmackDown/ECW Elimination Chamber Match
Big Daddy V vs. The Great Khali vs. Finlay vs. Batista vs. The Undertaker vs. MVP
Who do I think will win: Undertaker
Who do I want to win: MVP
Reason: Time to step him up a level

RAW Elimination Chamber Match
Jeff Hardy vs. JBL vs. Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H vs. Umaga
Who do I think will win: Triple Homo
Who do I want to win: JBL
Reason: I mark 4 JBL

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
Edge (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
Who do I think will win: Edge
Who do I want to win: Edge
Reason: Reys a wifebeater, Edges a wifefucker

WWE Championship Match
Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena
Who do I think will win: John Cena by DQ!
Who do I want to win: John Cena
Reason: I'm a diehard Cena fan, maybe they will go with the clean Cena win nd im not 2 bothered if they do, but itd be cooler if they let Orton lose by DQ, to do the heel thing nd make sure he leaves with the title at any cost, cuz i think Orton has done a smashin job as Champ, and if he won by DQ, Cena would still get into WM, and itd be better to build him up. But im not Cabbage, my opinion isnt worth shit, but id mark if it happens

[Predator]

Career Threatening Match
Ric Flair vs. Ken Kennedy
Who do I think will win: Ric Flair
Who do I want to win: Ric Flair by DQ
Reason: I want to see a Mania Remath between these 2 and Kennedy go over clean then.

ECW Championship Match
Chavo Guerrero (c) vs. CM Punk
Who do I think will win: Chavo Guerrero
Who do I want to win: Chavo
Reason: Mania Rematch where Punk will take back the title

SmackDown/ECW Elimination Chamber Match
Big Daddy V vs. The Great Khali vs. Finlay vs. Batista vs. The Undertaker vs. MVP
Who do I think will win: Undertaker
Who do I want to win: MVP
Reason: Taker vs. Edge at Mania is inevitable, but MVP is the very near future of Smackdown

RAW Elimination Chamber Match
Jeff Hardy vs. JBL vs. Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H vs. Umaga
Who do I think will win: Triple H
Who do I want to win: Jeff Hardy
Reason: Trips is doin the boss' daughter, but Jeff is WAY over, and putting on great matches lately, and hopefully will get a title run soon

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
Edge (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
Who do I think will win: Edge
Who do I want to win: Edge
Reason: Reys injured

WWE Championship Match
Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena
Who do I think will win: John Cena
Who do I want to win: Randy Orton
Reason: Randy Orton winning would be a huge shock. So why not have him cheat to do it, Cena have to run some sort of gauntlet to get back in the Mania main event, and have him win it.

[EWE's Hard Hitters]

Career Threatening Match
Ric Flair vs. Ken Kennedy
Who do I think will win: Ric Flair
Who do I want to win: Ken Kennedy
Reason: Rather Kennedy than MVP

ECW Championship Match
Chavo Guerrero (c) vs. CM Punk
Who do I think will win: Chavo Guerrero
Who do I want to win: CM Punk
Reason: Word

SmackDown/ECW Elimination Chamber Match
Big Daddy V vs. The Great Khali vs. Finlay vs. Batista vs. The Undertaker vs. MVP
Who do I think will win: Undertaker/Batista
Who do I want to win: MVP
Reason: Be cool to see MVP win, but he's not. Batista or Taker will take it

RAW Elimination Chamber Match
Jeff Hardy vs. JBL vs. Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H vs. Umaga
Who do I think will win: Triple H
Who do I want to win: Jeff Hardy
Reason: John Cena vs. Jeff Hardy for the WWE Title would be a huge main event for Wrestlemania, but everybody knows Triple H is going to win

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
Edge (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
Who do I think will win: Edge
Who do I want to win: Rey
Reason: Rey got injured at a House Show. They aint going to let an injured man win the World Title

WWE Championship Match
Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena
Who do I think will win: JOHN CENA
Who do I want to win: JOHN CENA
Reason: "The Champ" will take back what is rightfully his that he never lost. John Cena is get back to the top of the "throne" on Raw. Anti-Cena fans..Don't watch Tonight, your going to throw stuff at your TV.

[Judders]

Career Threatening Match
Ric Flair vs. Ken Kennedy
Who do I think will win: Ric Flair
Who do I want to win: Ken Kennedy
Reason: Cause they're going to let Flair bow out at Wrestlemania.

ECW Championship Match
Chavo Guerrero (c) vs. CM Punk
Who do I think will win: Chavo Guerrero
Who do I want to win: Chavo Guerrero
Reason: I'm a Punk fan, totally. I'm not a fan of his Indy work, not seen a single bit of it infact. I'm a WWE CM Punk fan. I think it'd be better for Guerrero to win this, then have them face off again at Mania. That or it'd leave Punk open for MITB.

SmackDown/ECW Elimination Chamber Match
Big Daddy V vs. The Great Khali vs. Finlay vs. Batista vs. The Undertaker vs. MVP
Who do I think will win: Finlay
Who do I want to win: Big Daddy V
Reason: I smell an Irish World Title reign somewhere. But I'd mark if V won just because I would laugh through one of the main events of Mania just seeing the biggest man boobs wobble through the biggest night on the calender.

RAW Elimination Chamber Match
Jeff Hardy vs. JBL vs. Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H vs. Umaga
Who do I think will win: HHH
Who do I want to win: Jeff Hardy
Reason: I'd like Hardy to win just to give this monster push he's on purpose. It'd be something very different to see Hardy as WWE Champion, unfortunatley I don't think it'll happen while HHH, HBK, Cena, Orton, Kennedy, Y2J, JBL are healthy... So never in other words.

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
Edge (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
Who do I think will win: Edge
Who do I want to win: Edge
Reason: Reys injured.

WWE Championship Match
Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena
Who do I think will win: Randy Orton
Who do I want to win: Randy Orton
Reason: It doesn't matter if Cena wins or loses tonight. I will guarentee you he'll be in the main even of Wrestlemania. I don't want him to win it back yet because Orton has been a solid champion in his absense and it would send out the wrong message to give Cena back the belt at the first oppertunity. "Here, we're giving you the ball. He's out of the picture for a long time. We want you to carry this company and make us a shit load of money so what you... What he's back... Give us our belt back, all hail cena!"

[The Cabbage]

Career Threatening Match
Ric Flair vs. Ken Kennedy
Who do I think will win: Ric Flair
Who do I want to win: Ken Kennedy
Reason: Flair aint' losing till mania...though the torch pass would be nice...although it would be better if it was MVP getting the torch

ECW Championship Matchh
Chavo Guerrero (c) vs. CM Punk
Who do I think will win: Chavo Guerrero
Who do I want to win: CM Punk
Reason: Chavo is keeping it no way Punk is getting the title...Lagana the bug man backstage routing for punk is gone now so i expect him to become more then de pushed...and besides it should have been benjamin winning the title...and benjamin won't be able to win the title off of a heel

SmackDown/ECW Elimination Chamber Match
Big Daddy V vs. The Great Khali vs. Finlay vs. Batista vs. The Undertaker vs. MVP
Who do I think will win: Undertaker
Who do I want to win: MVP
Reason: Fuck ain't it obvo. Taker vs. edge is just natural..but MVP is just soo good and since wrestlemania last year made me a big fan. i rather see mvp win than taker..

RAW Elimination Chamber Match
Jeff Hardy vs. JBL vs. Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H vs. Umaga
Who do I think will win: Triple Homo
Who do I want to win: Umanga
Reason: I would mark out loud if Umaga one...i mean HBK and Y2J would be cool since they are two of my favs but umaga deserves a push after his semi depush

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
Edge (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
Who do I think will win: Edge
Who do I want to win: Edge
Reason: Reys injured and i like edge better moving on

WWE Championship Match
Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena
Who do I think will win: John Cena
Who do I want to win: Randy Orton
Reason: Love Orton as champ..perfect sly heel....cena isn't ready for the big belt yet...not till slam

[dieslowdammit]

Career Threatening Match
Ric Flair vs. Ken Kennedy
Who do I think will win: Ric Flair
Who do I want to win: Ken Kennedy
Reason: Ric needs to fuck off for a while, become a manager or a Color Commentator or something

ECW Championship Match
Chavo Guerrero (c) vs. CM Punk
Who do I think will win: Chavo Guerrero
Who do I want to win: CM Punk
Reason: CM Punk is complete ownage/

SmackDown/ECW Elimination Chamber Match
Big Daddy V vs. The Great Khali vs. Finlay vs. Batista vs. The Undertaker vs. MVP
Who do I think will win: Undertaker
Who do I want to win: Undertaker
Reason: MVP annoys me, but the Undertaker annoys me less than anyone else in this match

RAW Elimination Chamber Match
Jeff Hardy vs. JBL vs. Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H vs. Umaga
Who do I think will win: Triple H
Who do I want to win: HBK
Reason: HBK ftw

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Match
Edge (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
Who do I think will win: Edge
Who do I want to win: Rey Mysterio
Reason: Where else can we see a 5 foot tall mexican winning championships on national TV besides WWE?

WWE Championship Match
Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena
Who do I think will win: John Cena clean.
Who do I want to win: John Cena
Reason: My prediction, is that there will be a clause in Orton's contract that he made up stating that the title cannot change hands at No Way Out, and since Cena didn't read the contract before signing it, he'll have no0bed him. Either that, or the contract will be invalid because Orton just said that he signed it and really didn't, thus the title cannot change hands, and the title rematch will have to still be at Wrestlemania. Period, I don't think the title will change hands until Mania, too small a payday.

[Predator]

I disagree Vinnie. What you're saying would make sense, and would be a good story, but it'll be the typical i'm taking you at mania bullshit.

['eWe's Gold Standard' Mr. Man]

Career Threatening Match
Ric Flair vs. Ken Kennedy
Who do I think will win: Ric Flair
Who do I want to win: Ric Flair
Reason: Kennedy has fallen since his injury back in the summer, then getting busted with drugs after being a dickhead about it didn't work, now he's getting better, but, I don't think he should retire Flair.

ECW Championship Match
Chavo Guerrero (c) vs. CM Punk
Who do I think will win: Chavo Guerrero
Who do I want to win: Chavo Guerrero
Reason: It's the Chavito Era!

SmackDown/ECW Elimination Chamber Match
Big Daddy V vs. The Great Khali vs. Finlay vs. Batista vs. The Undertaker vs. MVP
Who do I think will win: The Undertaker!
Who do I want to win: The Undertaker!
Reason: Edge vs. Taker is most lilely happening, granted Edge or Taker doesn't injure himself again, or Taker doesn't go crazy and kill his family. Plus, nearly everyone has a sure fire Mania match, except for Batista, maybe.

RAW Elimination Chamber Match
Jeff Hardy vs. JBL vs. Chris Jericho vs. Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H vs. Umaga
Who do I think will win: Triple H
Who do I want to win: Jeff Hardy
Reason: I wanna see a new face in the main event, and as much as I love Cena, I think Hardy would pwn as a main eventer

World Heavyweight Championship Match
Edge (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
Who do I think will win: Edge
Who do I want to win: Rey Mysterio
Reason: He's injured, but damnit, Edge is overrated!

WWE Championship Match
Randy Orton (c) vs. John Cena
Who do I think will win: John Cena by DQ!
Who do I want to win: John Cena
Reason: I have a feeling they will go ahead with Cena vs. Orton vs. HHH, as much as I'd love too see Cena vs. Hardy. Plus, I'm tired of Orton and all his goddamn restholds.

[dieslowdammit]

Yeah, like everyone predicted that. I was trying to be the black sheep.