Post by Abdul on Dec 20, 2006 20:25:00 GMT -5
Screw the color coding! Screw the disclaimer! Screw the pretty presentation! If you wanna read it, then go read it, otherwise cumguzzle!
I don’t get why I got so many questions for why these are late, I mean sure I was slacking, but I never knew they were in such popular demand, main reason I thought fuck it was cuz the last one got so many bad reviews, and having George Dubya, Osama, and Saddam butt rape each other, was looking back at it, a tasteless way to fill up space on the page.
But seriously like, you ever had that feeling of what the fuck you’re doing here? I mean seriously, im not just taking about feeds, im talking about life in general, what is the purpose of life? What is the purpose of hate? Disappointment? Emos? Homosexuality? Spring Thomas? Phil Mitchell? Your Fathers Porn Stash? Your Mothers Dildos? Your Brothers Gay Porn? Your Sisters cumstained bra and underwear?
As I write this I’m not trying to be funny, I’m being dead serious. For the first time in my life this week (which would be last week now), I’ve had moments in my life that have questioned the purpose to which we are here? Obviously nobody reading here will probably give two shits… but I need to express my eMo-ness somehow, and I need fillers to make this report seem long so here goes nuffin.
Through laying ladies, to ladies almost dieng infront of my arms, to scares of Chlamydia to be putting in the all clear, to being stabbed by the edge of a gun, just anotha day in my life? All aint good in the hood? The pressure, nausea, and down right danger of student life has finally daunted upon me, and it aint a easy ride for once “part-time pimp” “sainsburys cashier” and “NOP telemarketer”
No matter how good you are, how great you are, you always have failures in life (like forgettin to flush the toilet, and then having batman scrub it up for you. Or losing your keys, and then having to throw a brick through your own window to get in. Or having sex in the dark, and then waking up to realise it’s your mum). Actually you know what fuck it, I cant be asked to do this, it’ll ruin the report, afterall I’m down and out.
Fuck you all, fuck everybody, you’re all a bunch of titwanks, all you fuckers sitting there, hands on dicks, pussys, tits, scoffing on your cheetos, thinking you’re the greatest piece of shit to ever walk earth, you pampered spoon fed bastards
Get your fat ass, your insecure obnoxious ass, your sad lives off the fucking computer, get up, scrub your ass, brush your teeth, cut your nails, have a shower, and go out in the real world, you wont last a fucking minute, not even a second, your all a bunch of superficial fake ass fuckers.
You wanna say shit behind my back, and think I wont find out? You wanna sit their behind your computer screen, all high and mighty, and stay quiet when I confront you, not so big now are ya? Keep your fingers firmly gripped on behind your mother, and stay behind your mother assholes in fear, in cowardness, stay behind there for aslong as you want, your type will never get anywhere in life, nowhere! You’ve been given an easy ride, daddy and mommy make sure you get what you want, watch one day they’re gonna die, and you’ll be all alone, your kids will despise you, your husband/wife will cheat on you (that is if by some odd chance, you actually decide to acquaint with somebody of the opposite sex) You’re pathetic, even chavs and jews are more worthy than you, sheep shagging cock anal dykes.
So I people said Report 3 werent as good as 1+2, that I had lost my touch, that I was biting off more that I could chew, even as to e_Rock4@hotmail.com, the biggest motherfucking homo I ever met, saying I ran out of material. Well in response I have to say, how about you fuckers try writing your own report? I’m open to competition, I’d love how to see how you cocks would fair? Any challengers? No? Good? Get the fuck out of my forum, and stay the fuck out, you don’t like what I say, tough, you’re in the wrong place for the Care Bears, because I don’t give a shit what you think, unless you’re my Mum
*Hi Mum* waves hand
Suck on my nuts if I have offended you, you aint gonna censor me, and you never will… so lets get on with this shit
Report 4: The Kinky Adventures of a Kangaroo and Moose
Skippy the kangaroo hops around the land, this terroritry used to be familiar for ‘im, but then he got a small dick, and became stressed, he suck on Matthew Haydens left tit, and treated him as a father, cuz ba gawd knew he was never given an actual one, his left his mam for some tranny back in 2004, but his dad was kind enough to provide child support for his mother, and he even managed to make a clone that would pretend to live with the, poor bugger, he hadn’t a clue, skippy the kangaroo was also known as a boy by the name of Ban Fargeeson and at one time was a leading man in eWe known as Emperorape Ban
Moose was a canuck portrating an atypical stereotype of a under-represented Canadians. He was much smaller compared to Skippy, and had a father who looked like Chris Daniels, and despised wrestling, he proclaimed himself as the originator of Hexy, and god knows what other unorthodox declarations, and danced like a fucking pussy for social security, he thought he was the worlds greatest rper but in truth. He was by far one of the worst roleplayers that’s ever been in this game. He thought he was good, like vanilla ice cream, or the 49ers in the 90s, but he was nothing more than a “paper champion”. He only roleplayed to his fullest when there was a title on the line. When there was no title on the line, he would put up some half assed shit and manage to keep going along like the fucked up Canadian Italian emo jew he was. When gold arises though, he would bust his ass in roleplays and then steal a title from his opponents, then he acts as if hes done smotheing big. After you win the title, another part of it is to actually try to hold onto it asscrunch. Moose was also known as a baby by the name of Cock a bag, similar to the method of t-bagging, although instead of tea, it would just be his cock, nasty fucker!
Prior to Xplosion, I had Ben so kindly complementing how my reports “sucked”! First off it was quite a blast from the past seeing him talk to me, and two having the nerve to insult my reports. So he’ll probably be reading this one, so all I have to say is… MONTY PANESAR! CLAP CLAP! MONTY PANESAR! CLAP CLAP! MONTY PANESAR! CLAP CLAP! YOU’RE NOT SINGING ANYMORE, FUCKING TWAT. And now when I write more to this, I see the Aussies fucked us back up… Typically England hey… get your emotions all riled up, and then mess up right at the last second, I tell you kids, no way were winning the Euros, Macca is the worst thing to happen to England since Graham Taylor, my picks are on Holland, Them Dutch fuckers been shagging since they were 13, they’ll have more sexual drive.
So I know it says Report 4 up there, I was gonna mention things for each week in a separate section… but after careful consideration, wouldn’t make much sense, so ill just highlight the key points in what is it… the last two weeks n a bit… fuck me like
Nero Phoenix our new champ eh, kudos, buddha
And White Tiger got 50 wins, bloody hell la, love him, hate him, or sucking his cock *cough* Jenny *cough*, ba gawd, respect this cracka
You know what I planned to do file 4+5+6 all together, I aint gonna waste my time on it to be honest, just call it an eluded space of time that went aimlessly wandering and never existed
Making this too long would get nobody to read it, so theres no point of me wasting my time, plus either way, Blowjob will still call me a lazy cunt.
And in the last 30 seconds after spamming the AWO Boards 3 times, and getting my messages deleted 3 times, Dan Taylor finally had the balls to come to eWe for Blowjobs challenge, I applaud you cumbag. Dunno bout you lot but getting Dan Taylor to eWe, regardless of the opinions of the Anal Whores Organization is like a big thing, its like Shaq moving to Canada (bad analogy), or like Jay said on MSN “WWE getting AJ or Joe” although he quite rightly mentioned how WWE would ruin “AJ” lets see how this works out though. A Franchise vs Franchise match does look likely to happen, lets just hope it’s a good build-up
Anyways this is fucked up as a Chinese hooker, so I wont fuck it up anymore now, maybe after CF, and HFO goes down, I can get back into the swing of things, yeh, even when Christmas is around. And yes James Ceno, youll be included, ROLLSEYES
I don’t get why I got so many questions for why these are late, I mean sure I was slacking, but I never knew they were in such popular demand, main reason I thought fuck it was cuz the last one got so many bad reviews, and having George Dubya, Osama, and Saddam butt rape each other, was looking back at it, a tasteless way to fill up space on the page.
But seriously like, you ever had that feeling of what the fuck you’re doing here? I mean seriously, im not just taking about feeds, im talking about life in general, what is the purpose of life? What is the purpose of hate? Disappointment? Emos? Homosexuality? Spring Thomas? Phil Mitchell? Your Fathers Porn Stash? Your Mothers Dildos? Your Brothers Gay Porn? Your Sisters cumstained bra and underwear?
As I write this I’m not trying to be funny, I’m being dead serious. For the first time in my life this week (which would be last week now), I’ve had moments in my life that have questioned the purpose to which we are here? Obviously nobody reading here will probably give two shits… but I need to express my eMo-ness somehow, and I need fillers to make this report seem long so here goes nuffin.
Through laying ladies, to ladies almost dieng infront of my arms, to scares of Chlamydia to be putting in the all clear, to being stabbed by the edge of a gun, just anotha day in my life? All aint good in the hood? The pressure, nausea, and down right danger of student life has finally daunted upon me, and it aint a easy ride for once “part-time pimp” “sainsburys cashier” and “NOP telemarketer”
No matter how good you are, how great you are, you always have failures in life (like forgettin to flush the toilet, and then having batman scrub it up for you. Or losing your keys, and then having to throw a brick through your own window to get in. Or having sex in the dark, and then waking up to realise it’s your mum). Actually you know what fuck it, I cant be asked to do this, it’ll ruin the report, afterall I’m down and out.
Fuck you all, fuck everybody, you’re all a bunch of titwanks, all you fuckers sitting there, hands on dicks, pussys, tits, scoffing on your cheetos, thinking you’re the greatest piece of shit to ever walk earth, you pampered spoon fed bastards
Get your fat ass, your insecure obnoxious ass, your sad lives off the fucking computer, get up, scrub your ass, brush your teeth, cut your nails, have a shower, and go out in the real world, you wont last a fucking minute, not even a second, your all a bunch of superficial fake ass fuckers.
You wanna say shit behind my back, and think I wont find out? You wanna sit their behind your computer screen, all high and mighty, and stay quiet when I confront you, not so big now are ya? Keep your fingers firmly gripped on behind your mother, and stay behind your mother assholes in fear, in cowardness, stay behind there for aslong as you want, your type will never get anywhere in life, nowhere! You’ve been given an easy ride, daddy and mommy make sure you get what you want, watch one day they’re gonna die, and you’ll be all alone, your kids will despise you, your husband/wife will cheat on you (that is if by some odd chance, you actually decide to acquaint with somebody of the opposite sex) You’re pathetic, even chavs and jews are more worthy than you, sheep shagging cock anal dykes.
So I people said Report 3 werent as good as 1+2, that I had lost my touch, that I was biting off more that I could chew, even as to e_Rock4@hotmail.com, the biggest motherfucking homo I ever met, saying I ran out of material. Well in response I have to say, how about you fuckers try writing your own report? I’m open to competition, I’d love how to see how you cocks would fair? Any challengers? No? Good? Get the fuck out of my forum, and stay the fuck out, you don’t like what I say, tough, you’re in the wrong place for the Care Bears, because I don’t give a shit what you think, unless you’re my Mum
*Hi Mum* waves hand
Suck on my nuts if I have offended you, you aint gonna censor me, and you never will… so lets get on with this shit
Report 4: The Kinky Adventures of a Kangaroo and Moose
Skippy the kangaroo hops around the land, this terroritry used to be familiar for ‘im, but then he got a small dick, and became stressed, he suck on Matthew Haydens left tit, and treated him as a father, cuz ba gawd knew he was never given an actual one, his left his mam for some tranny back in 2004, but his dad was kind enough to provide child support for his mother, and he even managed to make a clone that would pretend to live with the, poor bugger, he hadn’t a clue, skippy the kangaroo was also known as a boy by the name of Ban Fargeeson and at one time was a leading man in eWe known as Emperorape Ban
Moose was a canuck portrating an atypical stereotype of a under-represented Canadians. He was much smaller compared to Skippy, and had a father who looked like Chris Daniels, and despised wrestling, he proclaimed himself as the originator of Hexy, and god knows what other unorthodox declarations, and danced like a fucking pussy for social security, he thought he was the worlds greatest rper but in truth. He was by far one of the worst roleplayers that’s ever been in this game. He thought he was good, like vanilla ice cream, or the 49ers in the 90s, but he was nothing more than a “paper champion”. He only roleplayed to his fullest when there was a title on the line. When there was no title on the line, he would put up some half assed shit and manage to keep going along like the fucked up Canadian Italian emo jew he was. When gold arises though, he would bust his ass in roleplays and then steal a title from his opponents, then he acts as if hes done smotheing big. After you win the title, another part of it is to actually try to hold onto it asscrunch. Moose was also known as a baby by the name of Cock a bag, similar to the method of t-bagging, although instead of tea, it would just be his cock, nasty fucker!
Prior to Xplosion, I had Ben so kindly complementing how my reports “sucked”! First off it was quite a blast from the past seeing him talk to me, and two having the nerve to insult my reports. So he’ll probably be reading this one, so all I have to say is… MONTY PANESAR! CLAP CLAP! MONTY PANESAR! CLAP CLAP! MONTY PANESAR! CLAP CLAP! YOU’RE NOT SINGING ANYMORE, FUCKING TWAT. And now when I write more to this, I see the Aussies fucked us back up… Typically England hey… get your emotions all riled up, and then mess up right at the last second, I tell you kids, no way were winning the Euros, Macca is the worst thing to happen to England since Graham Taylor, my picks are on Holland, Them Dutch fuckers been shagging since they were 13, they’ll have more sexual drive.
So I know it says Report 4 up there, I was gonna mention things for each week in a separate section… but after careful consideration, wouldn’t make much sense, so ill just highlight the key points in what is it… the last two weeks n a bit… fuck me like
Nero Phoenix our new champ eh, kudos, buddha
And White Tiger got 50 wins, bloody hell la, love him, hate him, or sucking his cock *cough* Jenny *cough*, ba gawd, respect this cracka
You know what I planned to do file 4+5+6 all together, I aint gonna waste my time on it to be honest, just call it an eluded space of time that went aimlessly wandering and never existed
Making this too long would get nobody to read it, so theres no point of me wasting my time, plus either way, Blowjob will still call me a lazy cunt.
And in the last 30 seconds after spamming the AWO Boards 3 times, and getting my messages deleted 3 times, Dan Taylor finally had the balls to come to eWe for Blowjobs challenge, I applaud you cumbag. Dunno bout you lot but getting Dan Taylor to eWe, regardless of the opinions of the Anal Whores Organization is like a big thing, its like Shaq moving to Canada (bad analogy), or like Jay said on MSN “WWE getting AJ or Joe” although he quite rightly mentioned how WWE would ruin “AJ” lets see how this works out though. A Franchise vs Franchise match does look likely to happen, lets just hope it’s a good build-up
Anyways this is fucked up as a Chinese hooker, so I wont fuck it up anymore now, maybe after CF, and HFO goes down, I can get back into the swing of things, yeh, even when Christmas is around. And yes James Ceno, youll be included, ROLLSEYES
