3# Too Little Too Late

[Abdul]

The following contains spelling mistakes, things that don’t make sense, and severe bashing towards everybody mentioned, and foul language, and over excessive use of the word “f**k”. If you cant take these kind of things, or are a pussy and take everything sensitively, or don’t have no dick, then don’t bother reading, because in the words of Yoda… OFFENDED… BE… YOU WILL!

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So I lazed, and lazed, and lazed, the reason the previous two reports were out on Wednesdays Is because we had Showdown, and then Final Cut back to back, now normal service is resumed, so until the next ppv, ill get every report out on the weekend, i.e Saturday and Sunday, that is all. So eWe… ARE YOU READY!

bjtomczik: where is week 3?
Abdul88Haseeb: where is ur mum?
bjtomczik: upstairs
bjtomczik: you have no idea how rude it is to ask a question, and get answered with another question
bjtomczik: go write week 3 dammit
Abdul88Haseeb: rude?
Abdul88Haseeb: us british were born rude
bjtomczik: mhmm
bjtomczik: and lazy
bjtomczik: and bad teeth
Abdul88Haseeb: that wud b the scottish
Abdul88Haseeb: nd we have expensive dental plans
bjtomczik: my mom is a dentist
bjtomczik: go write week 3
bjtomczik: i want to hear about how good sean lewis still is

Lewis gets up, not knowing what else to do...he grabs that familar Chair and waits for Law to get up...Law gets up and slowly turns around as Lewis Charges...as Lewis gets there, Law plants him hard into the Mat with a spinebuster!...Law gets up and starts to think...also out of options he grabs the Siga Pore Cane left by Sandman..he twirls it around as he awaits Lewis to get up...Lewis does and Law swings for the fences...very quickly, yet like it was slow motion...Lewis blocks with his left arm, kicks Law in the mid section with his right Leg...and connects The...

Kenny Greenwood - " GLORIA!!...GLORIA!!...GLORIA!!...IS THIS IT?!...ONE!!...TWO!!!....THREE!!!!! "

Jennifer Sparks - " Ladies and Gentlemen...your winner...Sean Lewis...and TEAM XPLOSION!! "[/I]

In the words of Kenan & Kel = AHH HERE WE GO AGAIN

So Sean Lewis returned with an emphatic victory over arguable some of the best eWe has to offer, he surpassed people like Law, Cameron Hayden, White Tiger, Jason Scott, Chris Ceno, and others to rep for Xplosion. What does this mean? is his corrupt backstage politics coming back into play, or is the slug really that good? This is something I have questioned for a long time. Regardless of what way you look at it, Blowjob is a great rper as Lewis, you cant deny that fact, as much as I hate to admit it. But as always, being a staff member, and a rper comes at a price. For you can be seen in two lights. You’re either a power hungry politician, who drives himself to the top, and to add insult to injury, continuously claims he has an impartial judgement, he doesn’t do politics or the classic “I didn’t judge my own match”. Or you can be seen as a great rper, and due to your loyalty to further help the fed as a staff member, you’re envied, which leads other to paranoia to lead to the first theory of backstage politician. Sorry Blowjob, but it’s the truth. Bets on how blatant it is for Lewis to retain King of Xtreme, even if somebody out rp’s him??? I’ll gladly accept them

Little bit harsh that weren’t it??? Talking about harsh, me and Jay had a very heated argument last week. Seems my reports have been getting to him, and I’m on what you would call a probationary watch I reckon. Jay has been unhappy about my over excessive bashing of eWe in the reports, in comparison to my compliments. So in fear of this probably being deleted, ill add a bit of spice for you to have something to talk about

Two words for you Jonathan… YOUR MUM 

Oh and Ash got his net back, yalla yalla ya habibi, I felt like a write bellend for my rant on him last week, and then to find out what happened, I learnt a valuable lesson though, next time I should just email him a pack of dildos, probably more wise and mature than talking about him being a wanker. But yeah, things are about to get Rated R, once again.

So in the previous 2 reports I talked a lot about the big playas, the guys with the most post counts so to speak. So I thought I would try to concentrate on what I would call the “shit guys” or how you would more kindly refer to them as “rising superstars”.
Now “shit guys” if you are offended by me calling you shit, then you really have no idea how Abdul works do you, and that’s why I refer to you as “shit”. But when you think about it, you haven’t really done much “shit” you beat a few jobbers, you won a worthless title or two, and that makes you god…yes god not good? How many times have we seen that, beat one of the vets, you want a big push, go for the biggest dog in the yard, and take him to the fight, sure you may get your ass kicked… or pwned for that matter. But you’ll gain respect, from me and others.

So to start off with the shit crew I’ll first start off with Stealth. New X-Division Champion, “vow, congrats” as they would say in Nepal. No disrespect to you homie but I feel the X-division has lost its credibility, getting back to *urgh* Sean Lewis *urgh* prestigious reign would be a big ask, but good luck.

K-fed in the All American Battle Royale, which nigga was stupid enough to actually apply as that butt pirate?

Black Knight is our TV Champion. But I have to be honest, as probably will be a lot of others, who the fuck are you? Where did you come from? And how much does you dad charge per hour? And what on earth is that power ranger in your signature? Nice rps though, you’re one of those what I would call quality > quantity, you have a good framework, I like your what I would label “devil may cry” like gimmick, dark, yet intriguing, stay around eWe, develop your character, and in a few months, youll be knocking into the main event, or you could just ignore my comments, hover round for a little while, and then fuck off to Canada like all the other pussys.

Ahh fuck it, this is too hard, shit guys are too shit to talk about

Ceno nd Dawg… what can I say… WAA WAA WEE WAA, would be an understatement. Ceno, as much as an ass as you are, you’re character is really heating up, your impressive nigga, keep it up, I’m putting you down as one of my favourites to win King of Xtreme, big success is just round the corner for you [e-mail], if you still have that addy, be sure to message cell239 for all your sex requests and gay pornography dvds. Nd K~Dawg, you’re improving, I saw glimpses of genius, but then I saw glimpses of a Lebanese prostitute. In terms of dedication, hard work, desire, and effort, you’ve got it all, its just the end product your lacking, be patient though, and don’t get yourself down in losing to Ceno, theres no shame in losing with pride, and that’s what you did.

DDD retired , the soldiers are dropping faster than blowjobs mum on my dick… Ouhh yeah, bitch got some teeth… but seriously he went again 8o… similar to Blowjob, bets on a return for DDD @ No Love Lost.

Jon “No coming back this time, this is it for me, its over, I’m serious”

Abdul “When I said shave your moustache off, I didn’t mean quit eWe… CUNT!”

Nd I aint got much else to say, pretty short, so ill end shit here, hopefully something spicy happens this week at Chaos and Xplosion, which will give me fuel to fire. But because this week was so short I leave you with the following.





HAVE A NICE DAY ;D
PEACE
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