Post by Abdul on Nov 6, 2006 21:37:37 GMT -5
The following contains spelling mistakes, things that don’t make sense, and severe bashing towards everybody mentioned, and foul language, and over excessive use of the word “f**k”. If you cant take these kind of things, or are a pussy and take everything sensitively, or don’t have no dick, then don’t bother reading, because in the words of Yoda… OFFENDED… BE… YOU WILL!
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Welcome ladies, gentlemens, homosexuals and my mother to the very first edition of The Abdul Files
*cue corny music*
With Borat’s “Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” coming out this week. Borat-a-mania has spread worldwide, even surpassing that fucker known as Hulk Hogan. But I’m supposed to keep this eWe related, and althought most of you will still have your hand firmly stuck on your dick, jaxxing off to some Michael Jackson shit, I’m not really bothered if you read the following or not.
First on the agenda is a dark day which has swept across eWe. This is darker than Emperor Ben winning the title at Extreme Overload. Darker than Sean Lewis semi-retiring, Darker than when I found that dildo in my girlfriends bedroom, Darker than when Italy won the world cup final, what I am talking about is the absolute stunner that is now our Xplosion World Heavyweight Champion Chris Ceno. No offence Blowjob, but what the fuck where you thinking?
Also for those who were in eWe on the last Showdown, you may or may not have realized.. but isn’t it ironic, how controversial decisions to say the least, happen a week before Showdown, where in this case, there is an upset of a change of champion.
What I’m getting on here, Is on the last two Showdown’s we’ve had a Champion vs. Champion, but isn’t it befitting that on both occasions, one of those champions, suddenly won their respective title a week before. A lot of usage of the word “champion”. Confusing is it not? Absolutely.
On the July Edition of Showdown, Extreme Overload was the event before it, Jay don’t fucking correct me, wiseass, and on this edition of Showdown, we had Xplosion before, in a special Ultimate X main event. I question whether Emperor Ben should have been champion when he met Sean Lewis, and I question whether Chris Ceno should be champion leading up to his match with Law.
Now the question could be argued, give the guy a break? He won the championship? Why taint its credibility? I say fuck that, this is an exact example of how corrupt eWe management can be, why give a person a title, just to boost a credibility of a match, why give a person a title, which they don’t rightfully deserve. In all honesty, what exactly has Cabbage done to earn that shot he did against Rikku and Chaos? (Side note, Jay, I thought u were awesome last Xplosion, nd if you weren’t winning it, I was expecting Rikku too)
And Blowjob, your tough decision on judging, okay maybe you had some sympathy for him, but whats more of a travesty, is that this fucker “Chris Ceno” is now gonna be champion longer than a week. I demand Chaos get his rematch… I demand Jay get his title back. Cabbage you may last longer than a week this time, but you still wont be able to defend your title properly.
Luke will decimate you this week, its not a matter of debate either, it’s a fact, don’t get any false hopes, or waste your energy. Luke is the best thing in eWe right now, and you’ve got more chances of banging your own mother than you do of shocking the world and beating Luke.
Cabbage, you are pathetic, and I just like Dylan (Dylan North/Cocklocke) suspected, will one day find you out for the fraud you are, a roleplay cheat. For now you can have high sailing, and deny it all you want, and rightfully so, I have no evidence, but I will soon, and when I do, just like I forced Mark Chaos out of eWe, I WILL FORCE YOU OUT, I will get rid of your disease on eWe, and that’s not a threat cock-a-bage… that’s a promise
In another news, word has it Cancer wants a eWe Title shot. Before I go any further, remind me please, who the fuck are you? So we hear your some reknowed legend. So, we heard your mum was a legend, your point? Earn It shitbrick!
K~Dawg gets a special shout out in this blob, cuz I have a proposition for him, you’ve been hear for well over a year, you’re one of the more venerated superstars, roleplayers if you will, but a world championship eludes you.
I say fuck the rest, time you stepped up homie, “but you cant do it” “my rps are too short” I’d ask blowjob for mentoring on that, he is the master of short rp fucker to big time fucker, you say your taking some writing classes, make sure you ace I’m, it wont be a if pigs fly well see Dawg as a champion, but its more like one day, before I finish uni, in 4 years, I want to see Dawg as a champion.
Kay is an example of somebody who busts his ass, albeit a lesser rp’er, yet the big one eludes him, which is way I’, furiated that someone like Cabbage gets a title shot, and wins, from shit
Anita is ever closely reaching towards that 1 year milestone as Womens Champion. Two shades to you girl, in a division full of many guys, personifying their own perverted fantasies as female rpers, you certainly faught well. Although I pose the question, you never really had a challenge, apart from Rikku. Not tainting your title, but least I remind you King of Xtreme, I pwned your ass… partying comes to bite you in the ass.
Ouhh and if you didn’t already know, the busty 36dd Canadian bombshell is considering retirement after Final Cut. Oh lord, what a travesty, if Anita goes? Who will we have to wank over? Jenny… Last I heard she was banging Mike, so guess or hopes are dashed
On the subject of King of Xtreme, when Is Sean Lewis coming back. Chances are we have more chance of seeing Lita be STD free, oh well, we can only hope cant we?
Jason Scott proves to be a tough competitor, a rising star if you will, I still don’t understand what all the hype is about, hes about as random as DDD, and makes about as much sense as a Gothika rp. I very rarely say this, but please Mike, fuck him up for me, for my legacy.
So I coulda made this first edition of the Abdul Files, all about my retirement from eWe, who I was feeling emo and wanted to slit my wrist, ahahahahaha, but instead I though I would entitle this a bash the fuck at everybody.
And as for Ash, you’ll have many more appearances in this thread, but for the meantime get back on MSN, I miss our sex convos
Controversy may sell cash, But this controversy will
And if I have offended you, my purpose on life is complete. If you haven’t been included in this edition then don’t get pissed, just be worried cuz youre still to be mentioned.
As for me, it’s a week and counting till WWE RAW in Manchester, ENGLAND! and I cant fucking wait, next weeks Abdul Files, will be a compalation of the Abdul Files, and a RAW Report with pictures live from the event… don’t listen to what those spoiler sites tell you about RAW, it will be inaccurate, I will give you lot a proper scoop
Safe
Gwanning
Peace
Abdul
JR: BA GAWD BA GAWD BA GAWD BA GAWD, STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
Funaki: No.1 Smackdown Announcer
Abdul: Where the fuck did you two come from???
Ron Simmons:…
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DAMN!
NEXT WEEK…
Do you disagree with something Abdul said?
Do you want to suck Abduls cock?
Does your mother want to speak out against the videos incriminating her sucking Abduls cock?
*Please note... none of the above questions will actually be answered
If so then send your questions, complaints, and orgasms to Abdul through PM
Through AIM – Abdul88Haseeb
Through MSN – haseeb_lut@hotmail.com
Or Through Your Mother
HAVE A NICE DAY
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Welcome ladies, gentlemens, homosexuals and my mother to the very first edition of The Abdul Files
*cue corny music*
With Borat’s “Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” coming out this week. Borat-a-mania has spread worldwide, even surpassing that fucker known as Hulk Hogan. But I’m supposed to keep this eWe related, and althought most of you will still have your hand firmly stuck on your dick, jaxxing off to some Michael Jackson shit, I’m not really bothered if you read the following or not.
First on the agenda is a dark day which has swept across eWe. This is darker than Emperor Ben winning the title at Extreme Overload. Darker than Sean Lewis semi-retiring, Darker than when I found that dildo in my girlfriends bedroom, Darker than when Italy won the world cup final, what I am talking about is the absolute stunner that is now our Xplosion World Heavyweight Champion Chris Ceno. No offence Blowjob, but what the fuck where you thinking?
Also for those who were in eWe on the last Showdown, you may or may not have realized.. but isn’t it ironic, how controversial decisions to say the least, happen a week before Showdown, where in this case, there is an upset of a change of champion.
What I’m getting on here, Is on the last two Showdown’s we’ve had a Champion vs. Champion, but isn’t it befitting that on both occasions, one of those champions, suddenly won their respective title a week before. A lot of usage of the word “champion”. Confusing is it not? Absolutely.
On the July Edition of Showdown, Extreme Overload was the event before it, Jay don’t fucking correct me, wiseass, and on this edition of Showdown, we had Xplosion before, in a special Ultimate X main event. I question whether Emperor Ben should have been champion when he met Sean Lewis, and I question whether Chris Ceno should be champion leading up to his match with Law.
Now the question could be argued, give the guy a break? He won the championship? Why taint its credibility? I say fuck that, this is an exact example of how corrupt eWe management can be, why give a person a title, just to boost a credibility of a match, why give a person a title, which they don’t rightfully deserve. In all honesty, what exactly has Cabbage done to earn that shot he did against Rikku and Chaos? (Side note, Jay, I thought u were awesome last Xplosion, nd if you weren’t winning it, I was expecting Rikku too)
And Blowjob, your tough decision on judging, okay maybe you had some sympathy for him, but whats more of a travesty, is that this fucker “Chris Ceno” is now gonna be champion longer than a week. I demand Chaos get his rematch… I demand Jay get his title back. Cabbage you may last longer than a week this time, but you still wont be able to defend your title properly.
Luke will decimate you this week, its not a matter of debate either, it’s a fact, don’t get any false hopes, or waste your energy. Luke is the best thing in eWe right now, and you’ve got more chances of banging your own mother than you do of shocking the world and beating Luke.
Cabbage, you are pathetic, and I just like Dylan (Dylan North/Cocklocke) suspected, will one day find you out for the fraud you are, a roleplay cheat. For now you can have high sailing, and deny it all you want, and rightfully so, I have no evidence, but I will soon, and when I do, just like I forced Mark Chaos out of eWe, I WILL FORCE YOU OUT, I will get rid of your disease on eWe, and that’s not a threat cock-a-bage… that’s a promise
In another news, word has it Cancer wants a eWe Title shot. Before I go any further, remind me please, who the fuck are you? So we hear your some reknowed legend. So, we heard your mum was a legend, your point? Earn It shitbrick!
K~Dawg gets a special shout out in this blob, cuz I have a proposition for him, you’ve been hear for well over a year, you’re one of the more venerated superstars, roleplayers if you will, but a world championship eludes you.
I say fuck the rest, time you stepped up homie, “but you cant do it” “my rps are too short” I’d ask blowjob for mentoring on that, he is the master of short rp fucker to big time fucker, you say your taking some writing classes, make sure you ace I’m, it wont be a if pigs fly well see Dawg as a champion, but its more like one day, before I finish uni, in 4 years, I want to see Dawg as a champion.
Kay is an example of somebody who busts his ass, albeit a lesser rp’er, yet the big one eludes him, which is way I’, furiated that someone like Cabbage gets a title shot, and wins, from shit
Anita is ever closely reaching towards that 1 year milestone as Womens Champion. Two shades to you girl, in a division full of many guys, personifying their own perverted fantasies as female rpers, you certainly faught well. Although I pose the question, you never really had a challenge, apart from Rikku. Not tainting your title, but least I remind you King of Xtreme, I pwned your ass… partying comes to bite you in the ass.
Ouhh and if you didn’t already know, the busty 36dd Canadian bombshell is considering retirement after Final Cut. Oh lord, what a travesty, if Anita goes? Who will we have to wank over? Jenny… Last I heard she was banging Mike, so guess or hopes are dashed
On the subject of King of Xtreme, when Is Sean Lewis coming back. Chances are we have more chance of seeing Lita be STD free, oh well, we can only hope cant we?
Jason Scott proves to be a tough competitor, a rising star if you will, I still don’t understand what all the hype is about, hes about as random as DDD, and makes about as much sense as a Gothika rp. I very rarely say this, but please Mike, fuck him up for me, for my legacy.
So I coulda made this first edition of the Abdul Files, all about my retirement from eWe, who I was feeling emo and wanted to slit my wrist, ahahahahaha, but instead I though I would entitle this a bash the fuck at everybody.
And as for Ash, you’ll have many more appearances in this thread, but for the meantime get back on MSN, I miss our sex convos
Controversy may sell cash, But this controversy will
And if I have offended you, my purpose on life is complete. If you haven’t been included in this edition then don’t get pissed, just be worried cuz youre still to be mentioned.
As for me, it’s a week and counting till WWE RAW in Manchester, ENGLAND! and I cant fucking wait, next weeks Abdul Files, will be a compalation of the Abdul Files, and a RAW Report with pictures live from the event… don’t listen to what those spoiler sites tell you about RAW, it will be inaccurate, I will give you lot a proper scoop
Safe
Gwanning
Peace
Abdul
JR: BA GAWD BA GAWD BA GAWD BA GAWD, STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
Funaki: No.1 Smackdown Announcer
Abdul: Where the fuck did you two come from???
Ron Simmons:…
…
…
…
…
…
…
…
…
…
DAMN!
NEXT WEEK…
Do you disagree with something Abdul said?
Do you want to suck Abduls cock?
Does your mother want to speak out against the videos incriminating her sucking Abduls cock?
*Please note... none of the above questions will actually be answered
If so then send your questions, complaints, and orgasms to Abdul through PM
Through AIM – Abdul88Haseeb
Through MSN – haseeb_lut@hotmail.com
Or Through Your Mother
HAVE A NICE DAY
