X-Tag Championships

[The Cabbage]

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[glow=orange,2,300]Extreme Evolution Vs. Dynamic Legends[/glow]

["eWe Legend" Jeff Payne™]

I'll start it off

Starting things off

[D O C]

…

{ scene one – bring on the come back }

The scene opens up inside of a fancy and very decked out apartment building… it’s the hallway, and you can already tell the apartments are high class from the paintings on the walls… the camera focuses on one of the doors that reads “Brandonson”… the door swings open to show a gorgeous dark haired woman in nothing more then some booty shorts and a tight white t-shirt… it’s Rose!

~Rose~
Oh… you must be with EWE.com… well, Doc is out on the deck… I’ll bring you to him…

Rose motions for the camera man to follow her into the apartment… The camera man focuses on Rose’s ass falling out of her shorts as she walks threw the kitchen and to a sliding glass door… she opens the door and looks down at Doc…

~Rose~
Sir… The EWE is here… I think they want you to do a promo for their Pay Per View…

Doc is shown laying on a lawn chair with a bottle of Bud Light between his legs and an iPod connected to his ears… he pulls one of the iPod headphones out of his ears and looks up at Rose… he nods his head then waves her away… Doc stays laying down and starts to speak…

~Doc~
Well… about bloody time you boys decide to come and see me…

Doc slowly sits up in the chair and looks at the camera…

~Doc~
And you did it the smart way… with out some half loopy blonde interviewer to waste my time… I don’t need your questions to cut a promo… I have a lot on my bloody mind, so let me start from the top…

Doc takes a quick drink of his beer before looking back at the camera…

~Doc~
Now… I’ve read all the spoiler sites… everyone was AMAZED to see my monkey ass on Xplosion a few weeks ago causing Edge his match against my mate, Chris Ceno, in that Steel Cage Match… NO ONE saw it coming… a lot like Kurt Angle jumping to TNA… only the people that mattered knew about this coming of age return… which doesn’t include most of you half wit nerds sitting on Obsessed With Wrestling .com and every other stupid fan site on the planet…

Doc pauses again and laughs a little bit…

~Doc~
Hell, the last time any of you bull cocks heard of me was when I left the EWE and went back to Hollywood to continue my film career… now don’t think for a second that I won’t be making any more amazing films… but I’m just taking a break to help out an old friend…

Doc stops again and drinks some more out of his beer…

~Doc~
Listen mate… everyone knows that Chris Ceno and I go way back… Chris got me into this business… we had a top 20 match of the year last year with that triple threat tag team match that we won… and we also had an amazing match against DOD… we ended up as the number three tag team of 2005! People… what I’m trying to say is… we are a force to be recognized… now, I have to be honest… if James Cage wouldn’t have gotten hurt a few weeks ago, I wouldn’t have made my return… Chris called me in tears… well, not really in tears… but close enough… so I packed my bags, and headed to the arena… because luckily Xplosion was already touring on my side of the pond…

Doc reaches behind him and looks for something… he turns back towards the camera with a confused look on his face… Doc then knocks on the sliding glass door and Rose walks over again… the door opens…

~Rose~
Yes sir?

~Doc~
Where in the bloody hell did my sun chips go?

Rose shrugs he shoulders…

~Doc~
What is this… the bloody Holliday Inn? Get me some blooming chips!

Rose gets a surprised look on her face before quickly walking back into the room…

~Doc~
Where was I… oh yes… Extreme Evolution just wasn’t the same with out a true EWE legend… well, OK… I’m not really an EWE Legend… but my sense was felt… White Tiger can talk all the trash about me as being some no named jobber… but while I was winning my matches during my first trip in the EWE, you were in your little mid career crisis playing the bad guy under the name Jeff Payne… which obviously didn’t work out…

Doc pauses and looks to see if his sun chips are coming yet…

~Doc~
To be a true, hard working, and successful EWE superstar… there is one thing that you must do… and that is be yourself… this time in the EWE, I’m my self… the true Doctor Brandonson… The D to the O to the C… I’m here to help Extreme Evolution and The Corporation take over the EWE… and it starts with the EWE X-Tag Team Championships…

Rose opens the door and tosses a bag of sun chips into Doc’s lap… Doc looks up at her with a smile… she gives him a sarcastic one back before leaving…

~Doc~
Now… before I ask you to leave… don’t think that I forgot about you Mr. Daniels… good old DDD… the captain of leaving and returning to the EWE… I think you only leave to have a come back… see, there are certain people in the EWE that serve purposes… but when I look at you, I get confused… I mean, we have Candice Michelle, the whore… then we have Cameron Hayden, the dark and misunderstood… then we have Chris Ceno, the bright future… then we have Trish, well… the whore as well… ha… but DDD, all I see when I look at you is a vast field of dried up, once great, and never will be as good soil… slowly becoming worthless as the seconds tic by… I’m back in the EWE… and things are about to change in a BIG way… because my purpose in the EWE… is to bring the Sexy… and as my friend Justin Timberlake says… I’m Bringing Sexy Back!

Doc finishes off his bottle of beer before chucking it off the side of the deck… a scream is heard as Doc gets up to see if he hit anything… the scene fades away as the camera looks back into the apartment on a sign that reads “The Doctor is in”…

Fade to black

…

{ scene two – bringing sexy back }

The scene opens up outside of a large building… Chris Ceno, Nero Phoenix, and Doc are shown in front of a large camera crew… they are filming a commercial and taking pictures for their new “CORPORATE Extreme Evolution” T-Shirts… Nero is standing in front of a trash can marked “ECW” while Chris Ceno and Doc stand on both sides of him…

~Photographer~
Work is guys…

Doc does a smart ass super gay pose and blows a kiss to the camera man… the camera man gets a little weirded out before taking the camera down from his face…

~Nero~
You put the grr in groovy baby!

All the members of Extreme Evolution laugh while the camera man catches it all…

~Chris Ceno~
You know… it’s tough being the most bad ass group to ever grace Extreme Championship Wrestling… forget DX… forget Poetic Justice… with Extreme Evolution and the Corporation together, there isn’t much you can do about us running this show… the EWE is ours!

~Doc~
A lot like the tag titles will be after Halloween Havoc…

~Nero~
And I’ll be one step closer to getting the X-Cup… We should maybe do something about Benji Homan… make sure he doesn’t win his match… so that way, I can have the fair and obvious lead…

~Doc~
What’s so fair about us causing him to lose?

~Nero~
Erm… everything!

~Photographer~
Alright boys… this time, show us how tough you are…

Once again Chris and Nero do a big and impressive pose… while Doc makes the same kiss face towards the camera… the camera man snaps the shot then walks off in disgust…

~Nero~
What gives?

~Doc~
I must have scared him off or something…

~Chris Ceno~
We’re just too damn tough or something…

Doc looks at the camera man…

~Doc~
Listen… this message is going out to those two power happy Dynamic D-Bags… White Tiger and DDD… Chris Ceno and I are the new team on the block… everyone is doubting us… but that just fuels our fire… we are an actual team… you two are just fighters who decided to put your half rate skills together since you can’t seem to win singles matches anymore… Chris Ceno has been in more championship matches then most EWE superstars… he is a former EWE World Heavyweight Champion for Christ’s sake!

~Chris Ceno~
Not to forget Money in the Bank, X-Division battle royal winner, and way too many other things to name!

~Doc~
That’s right mate… the fact of the matter is… do not over look us… you may be Dynamic Legends, but that’s it… Legends are from the past… and this is Extreme Evolution… passing you by!

The scene starts to fade away as the camera man continues to film the group of guys… They all show off their new t-shirts as the scene slowly fades away to black…

Fade to black

…

END

[~Mr. Can Charisma~Blue Panther]

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[Deet Duh Dee]

((This takes place two Xplosions ago...After Derek Daniels has just defeated James Cage.))

As we open up, it's right after Xplosion, and Derek seems to be pretty happy with himself, he tosses his X-Tag title over his sholder and he does what he usually does, watch the main event...Only to see Roddy Piper come away as champion, which leads Derek to merely shake his head, making him sick to his stomach. As he stands up, Joe walks into the room with the card for the following week, Derek looks over...

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
So, who do I take down next week...I need a challenge...Let's see...I beat Linz, he leaves EWE...I beat Cage, he leaves EWE...I mean come on it's not that embarassing to lose to me...Well I give White Tiger credit to, he carrys us I have to admit...

Joe rolls his eyes as Derek starts to polish his title around his waist with a old rag that seemed to be just lying around, he plops down in a leather arm chair, he is wearing a pair of blue jeans and a EWE t-shirt. Derek seems to not even care about being in a new country, seeing new sights.

-=-Joe Puffs-=-
Well, seems here you and Jeff have a tag title match next week...Interesting, former champ, Chris Ceno...Tiger has history with him, and some kid named Doc, or somthing like that.

Derek seems to not even care, he keeps polishing his title, using some sort of liquid to do so, he scrubs hard to make it gleam in the light.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
Oh well, no doubt they were handpicked by Piper himself, because that's how the title shots have been going around here lately...Wonder whos going to get the next EWE title shot...Hmm, I wonder...Let's pull a name out of a hat...

Joe chuckles a little at the comment that Derek made. He crosses his arms and looks down at the hard, once again we see that it's a Hardcore match...Joe rolls his eyes, even he is getting fed up with the match types.

-=-Joe Puffs-=-
Yeah, and enough with the match types he's throwing at you guys, it's a hardcore match. I'm pretty sick of this trying to rid you guys of the titles just because you guys can dominate anyone in the ring.

Derek keeps his mouth shut, he was about to mention the fact that Jeff and him had got into a little arguement right before he came to the locker room, after White Tiger got beat by Rikku, yeah it was understandable. Rikku is insane, and Jeff just lost the ball, he dropped it...Derek had approached him and asked him what happened...White Tiger answered that he wasn't feeling it...Derek went on to say when is the last time you have felt it...It may of seemed they were pissed at each other...Derek looks up at Joe, who is stareing a hole through him. Like he has been reading his mind, one of this piercing looks. Derek just drops his head and keeps polishing that title. Joe walks over looking at Derek.

-=-Joe Puffs-=-
Did somthing happen between you and Jeff? Because he usually comes in here after the event, and he hasn't showed up yet. What happened...

Derek shurgs it off like nothing happened, his pride stopping him from doing anything, he comes up with a good excuse...He looks up at Joe, well raises his head but he doesn't meet Joe's eyes. Joe keeps looking at him, Joe was always good at getting the truth from Derek.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
Well, I guess he was upset after getting beat by Rikku, I mean I never seen him...After my match I came back here, and well I've been polishing my title ever since...

Still looking anywhere but Joe, Joe simply shakes his head and flips open his cell phone, Derek looks up and he is looking through his phone book, he goes to call Jeff, but Derek snatches it away and looks defeated. Joe looks at him.

-=-Joe Puffs-=-
Now tell me what happened, we can't go all week and have you two at one anothers throats. You guys have a title match and a tough one at that, so you need to go talk to him this instant, and I insist...

Derek looks at him as if he is going to argue, and then he simply stands up and heads out of the locker room shaking his head, Joe has a satisfied smile on his face. As if to say, what would that kid do without me...Derek opens the door shaking his head one last time at Joe, he heads down the hallway, the card in his hand, he winds around the maze of hallways until he comes to one which reads " White Tiger" Derek looks down at the title around his waist, Derek raises his fists and knocks three times it rapid succession. He hears an unlocking at the other end. White Tiger opens the door, still dressed in his ring attire..After a loss you would think someone would look down trodden, maybe even sad, lonely...Whatever...White Tiger is the complete opposite. Instead he has his head raised and he looks to have a fire in his eyes, the X-Title around his shoulder...He looks at Derek rather coldly for a second, they stand there and look at one another. Derek is first to lower his head.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
Look man, I'm sorry for getting on your case, I know you've did a hell of a lot more than me in this place and around the world, but...We're the champs, and I was just trying to motivate you with what I said, in no way did I mean it to smart off...But...I thought I'd bring you the card...

W.T looks down as Derek hands him the card and he takes it looking down he glances at his title and then to Derek, then back down to the card...He sighs and then looks back up to Derek, he can still see the fire burning in his eyes.

-=-White Tiger-=-
Yeah, yeah...I got a little out of hand, I thought you were just being a smart ass, it was my fault...Get in here so we can talk about this damn match...What is Piper playing at? We proved ourselves in the tables match...Now a Hardcore match? How'd these two get paired up?

Derek shurgs as he walks in the locker room of White Tigers, his room seems to be a little less cluttered than that of Derek Daniels. It's neat and everything is stacked neatly on the table, but his title is wraped neatly around his shoulder, Derek takes a seat on the leather couch. White Tiger paces back and fourth looking at the card...He looks puzzled a little.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
If you're wondering who this Doc character is, I don't know anything about him, except he is like, 6'1, I just saw his profile added to EWE.com...So I'm not even sure who he is...Maybe that will be the challenge for this week...Find out who the guy is before we even step into the ring with him...How can he just come in..Be teamed with the ex-champ, and go for the titles?

White Tiger merely shurgs, he looks at the belt on his shoulder and plops down in a chair across from Derek still looking at the card.

-=-White Tiger-=-
I guess it's a pull it out of the hat sort of thing, because I don't know why Chris Ceno would want to go for the X-Tag titles. I mean I could see why Johnny Chaos would want them, he needs it for a Grand Slam...But..Why?

Derek is just as clueless as he walks over the laptop on the table and opens it and he lets it warm up as he looks at the thinking White Tiger.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
But...Hell does it really matter? I mean...Does it matter who Piper just draws out of a hat next? I mean we are the best superstars he's got on this show, I don't care who he tries to build up. I don't care who he pushes infront of us...He's just mad cause his little fag buddy Sean Lewis's pussy reign as tag champs is going to be broken...I wonder where Lewis is? Riding a tricycle for a living now I wonder?

White Tiger laughs as Derek just shakes his head at how weak and pathetic Xplosion is really getting to be. White Tiger leans back and tosses the card away, obviously giving up on who this Doc fa-I mean fellow is...Probably another one of Pipers screw buddies. White Tiger looks as another piece of paper is slid under the door, Derek looks at Jeff and walks over and gets it. Derek reads it...He merely puts it right back down...

-=-White Tiger-=-
Ah...I'm pretty sure I know what that is...Is it that Xplosion Power 15? Or whatever Piper copied off Don Hinson?

Derek merely nods grimly as he picks it back up and looks at it, sitting back down in the seat he had before. He looks at it, running his finger across it...

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
Yeah a joke as usual, people actually ranked before you, and me of course, and...Would you look at that! Wow what a shocker...RODDY PIPER is up there! Would you have ever thought that would happen? B-I mean Piper is just boosting himself up huh? Just sticking himself into an AA title match...Xplosion is a joke...And Piper versus Rikku...Non-title...I'm super surprized it isn't for the title.

White Tiger looks over at Derek and takes the Xplosion(Don Hinsons) power 15 and rips it in half with a giant smile on his face, he holds on a fist and Derek hits it.

-=-White Tiger-=-
Well, we can be out of here once we whoop ass in the tag division, and I win the All American title whenever my name gets drawn out of the ol' hat that Piper is pulling the names out of...But let's get our mind off this, I mean we have bigger fish to fry. We'll beat these guys no problem, but we gotta' watch out for Ceno. He'll pull out all the stops he can for a win. Like I said Doc, is a mystery to me as well, I think he's had a few matches before, but like agaisnt K-Dawg. So it doesn't really matter that much I guess.

Derek merely shurgs it off and yawns, he plops down on the couch and then looks to his watch. He looks over at Jeff.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
Well, we better head to the hotel, so we can get some sleep before tomarrow, after all we gotta' head to Manchester England, I plan to see some sights...First time over seas and all.

White Tiger looks around, as if to think why is he even there at the time, he looks down and then sits his title down on the table, it flashes in the light.

-=-White Tiger-=-
Yeah...Hmm, I wonder if we could check out the Manchester United stadium? I heard it was really popular with the people there...People worship that place from what I've heard...

Derek nods and stands up with a large yawn, he picks his title up and puts it around his shoulder. He looks to be thinking.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
Sounds like a plan, actually I'll make some phone calls and see what I can do. Anyway, we'll catch the plane around 9, everyone else is heading early...Night bro.

White Tiger gives him five and a slap on the shoulder and Derek leaves the room and back down the hallway, he enters his locker room to find Joe, having everything packed up, he nods, Derek slides on a long sleeved holister shirt, and places his belt on the top of his bags, and they head out into the hallway....

(( A few days later.)))

We open up in the lovely Manchester England, many tall buildings and interesting houses and many other things tower over the city, but we are in a parking lot, a huge parking lot with plenty of empty spaces, only about 15 in the front is filled, as we zoom out, we see a truck pull into the parking lot, followed by a white car. They pull up near the front and they park beside one another, the first men to get out of the truck, is Derek Daniels, wearing merely a hoodie, which has the golden letters of UCLA written on it, along with a matching hat, with some jeans on. He looks comfortable enough. Joe is wearing a pair of windbreaker black pants, and a black botton up EWE shirt. Derek seems to wait for the man in the second vechical to get out. So after a while, White Tiger gets out, shitting a cell phone as he does, he is wearing a pair of black jeans and a white t-shirt with Dynamic Legends written on it in bold letters. He looks forward, and we look up to see a huge building, a huge stadium.

The front is completely nothing but windows, except on the two sides, and on the main top, in big bold red letters it reads: Manchester United. White Tiger nods, as if he is impressed, Derek stands with his arms folded across his chest. He then smiles looking up, he gets out a camera phone and flips the picture. The group then slowly start to walk closer to the building. They stop right on the sidewalk before you enter the building. Derek smirks and nods, Joe smiles in approvement.

-=-White Tiger-=-
So..THIS...Is the Manchester United Stadium huh? I've heard a lot about it from soccer fans I know. What's it called anyway?

Derek pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket and looks down at it, it seems to be the information on the stadium.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
Well, for one call it, Football...Futbol...Because that's what it's called over here, they don't throw a pigskin around like we do. ANyway it says here, it's called Old Trafford. But it was given the nickname " Theater of Dreams." Until some stadium, it's supposed to be the largest ground capacity of any English football stadium...It seats just over 76,000.

White Tiger is stunned at the information, he nods, putting his hands on his hips looking up once more. He looks around as people are coming and going but not in huge loads.

-=-White Tiger-=-
Good thing it isn't a match day though, because I actually heard that on match days the traffic in and out of here, and around takes about 3 hours for it all to clear.

Derek and the other two start towards the entrance, and he flashes passes to the man standing at the front gates, he lets them in. As they walk, they catch bits and pieces of the field as they walk by, some people are walking, coming and going out of a huge superstar, and we can smell food as we talk towards the field, as Derek and the gang travels up the many steps, we get ready to get out first glimpse of the field...

TBC...

[~Mr. Can Charisma~Blue Panther]

YA I GOT THE FIRST ONE fOR ROUND 2! Hope you love my rp...i won't be on since in 15 min i have thanksgiving (canada) dinner and then i'm watching No Mercy so yea...anyways good match!
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[Deet Duh Dee]

As we open up, we are right where we left off. White Tiger, Joe Puffs and Derek Daniels is about to walk through one of the tall arches that leaves to the seats where the fans sit in. Derek walks over and stands on the small desk before you head down the steps to find your seat. We see nobody on the field, and it's amazing. All the seats around them...Derek walks down a few steps and looks back at the other two, both of them look equally impressed as they head down towards the field itself. Derek looks around and he moves to sit down in one of the seats, Tiger and Joe keep looking around.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
This is really insane if you ask me. Take some of our basketball arenas for example, and then look at this crap, it like...Makes our arenas and stuff look small, I even feel small in this arena. I'd really like to wrestle in a jam packed arena like this...

Derek stands back up, as they trio head down to the field where they will actually get to walk around the soccer pitch. Derek has never really experience Soccer before, his school had always offered it, but he himself had never tried it out. As they get closer to the field there is some soccer balls. Derek snickers a little.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
Never was a soccer man myself...Actually I've never played it before. I was always busy with Football in the summer and early fall...Basketball and cross country in the fall, and Baseball in the spring...Soccer was somthing I never tried.

Joe and Jeff look at one another and merely shake their heads, due to the fact Derek is always talking about his days as an athelete, he seemed to be a natural athelete by the talks. They finally get down to the bottom of the steps and they step onto the turf, Derek bends down and brushes the grass. He walks over and picks up a soccer ball and then looks back at White Tiger.

-=-White Tiger-=-
I bet I could score one on you...I might not be natural athelete like yourself, but hey, Ithese legs might of been made for Soccer.

Derek smirks, as always he is up for a challenge, that's what makes Derek such a good champion, he would never turn down a challenge, a spot to shine. He makes his way over toward the left hand goal, and White Tiger starts a little over mid field, Joe is standing at the sideline smirking slightly. Derek Daniels rolls his sleeves up and White Tiger starts to kick the ball towards him. White Tiger kicks it a little right a little left, when he stops the ball and goes for a kick, Derek pulls right but White Tiger doesn't even kick the ball, he holds it until Derek makes the move and then he kicks it in the opposite direction...GOAL! He scores and Derek looks a little downtrodden. He looks at at the ball and punts it back at White Tiger...Tiger merely smirks and kicks the ball again, he spins, Derek thinks he has this one...Jeff gives it a kick and it goes between Derek's legs...Derek shakes his head. White Tiger turns to Joe and laughs as Derek throws the ball back around to mid field.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
Okay...Okay I told you I wasn't the soccer star, but somebody's got some moves over there. What sports did you play in highschool?

White Tiger chuckles a little as he looks over at Joe, as if they had been talking about it a few minutes before Derek even asked him that question.

-=-White Tiger-=-
I was big on sports, but I started Soccer for 4 years, and then I was on the Golf team, I could really take you in a round of golf sometime...

White Tiger gives Derek a smirks a little as they walk around the field. Talking about the upcoming match with Extreme Evolution...Finally they eat at the cafe, and then they head out of the arena with one last picture, infront of the stadium...

* * *
We open up, in the arena after Xplosion, after Derek and White Tiger defended there titles, sort of. They fought to a no contest, after Doc and Chris Ceno simply kicked their ass, and sent them packing, but it was White Tiger and Derek Daniels who kept the title, for the match got carried away past the arena. Now we see in a lone parking lot, Derek Daniels on his back, spread eagle, with White Tiger a few feet away, in the same boat. Someone has came and laid the EWE X-tag titles beside them. Both seem to be out cold. Joe Puffs is nowhere to be seen, but cars merely drive by and just look at the two, a lucky fan manages to sneak through and get a picture of the two, a wrecked truck is smoking in the back ground. A note has also been left for the X-Tag titles. It's Derek who comes two first. He raises up and looks around, a pounding headache is with him. He stands up and staggers a little, walking over to the X-Tag titles, he looks down at them, and then around at his surroundings, at the truck which he wrecked into a wall, and is smoking. It then hits him...Extreme Evolution had went to...Well Extreme measures to take out the Dynamic Legends. But by guessing, they had not won the titles...Derek stumbles over and looks at the titles. He picks up the note.

Champs,

By order of the General Manager of Xplosion, the match went to far outside the boundries of the arena, therefore, the titles WILL BE defended at Halloween Havoc in a Electric Steel cage match. Good luck...

-Staff.

Derek looks down at the belts and picks them up, he looks around for a bottle of water, and he walks over and grabs one from the hood of a car, he opens it and splashes it on the face of White Tiger and he nerely clocks Derek, Derek dodges the punch but lands on his ass, White Tiger looks up, rubbing his head.

-=-White Tiger-=-
Man, what the hell happened, last thing I knew I was being thrown through a windsheild or somthing, man...I thought we had lost the belts for sure...

He adds that after looking at the titles around both of Derek's shoulders, Derek walks over and hands White Tiger his respected titles. White Tiger has a hint of fear in his eyes, as he was scared they might of been gone.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
What the hell happened anyway? I mean last I seen I was being put in the back of a truck or somthing and next thing I know we wake up here...

White Tiger rubs his head looking around, he takes his title and stands up, a little shaky but he is okay, Derek hands the letter to White Tiger and he reads it...

-=-White Tiger-=-
Really, honestly I have no idea really. I was in the same boat, they took control of us and then I woke up out here, but somehow we got away with it...

At this time, as if right on que, we see Joe Puffs come jogging out, he looks relived to have his champs still in one piece.

-=-Joe Puffs-=-
Man! I was sweating to bits back there, I thought for sure they were gonna' give them the titles. I mean, it was legal what they did, but way to far. Piper made the match at Havoc so it can be in a cage, and you guys won't spill out all over the arena...An Eletric cage, which adds to it quite a bit I think.

They both nod as they both slowly walk back towards their locker rooms. White Tiger still shaking his head as they walk, they both look defeated. Joe looks at them and slaps Derek on the shoulder, he keeps looking down.

-=-Joe Puffs-=-
Come on guys, keep your heads up...Since when is it bad to have a sucessful title defence? They pretty much broke rules, because that's what they have to do to win. You guys suck it up, go out next week and win the thing. Come on...

Derek looks up at White Tiger and they both nod, they head towards the locker room, ready to defend the titles in a couple of weeks.

* * *
Promo time, we open up in a dark room, with one person standing inside, and that is Derek Daniels, he is looking at the camera, the light is on him and his muscles are shining in the light, he has his wrestling trunks on, and a smirk on his face. He walks around the room, and we can see there is a televison in the room, which is hooked up to the VCR...

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
Trick or treat...I guess that's what you could call it, because Sunday, White Tiger and I, do somthing we've never done, we step into a eletric steel cage, which, if I'm not mistaken is a first for both of us. We step into the ring, with two of the stupidest people I could ever step into the ring with. Honestly I've never seen anyone stupider go into the ring. I heard Birmingham has some of the worst British accents on earth...Well welcome home Doc! I'm sure the fans will love that stupid accent of yours.

Derek smirks a little as he looks around, he finds a chair and sits down with a remote in his hand, watching the promo that Doc cut, with a simple laugh.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
Man, do you think you are a movie star or somthing, when I look at you Doc, I see a couple of things...I think failure for one, because these movies you talk about making...I haven't seen any of them in theaters. Number two, that forced fake British accent, and the skank you have waiting on you. But I do have to compliment you on one or two things...For one, Sun chips are pretty sweet actually, that's one good taste you have...And you are pretty good at trying to be Shawn Michaels, I mean you look like him and everything. If you talked american, like you should, hell you would be Michaels, I mean you use the Sweet Shin Music and everything...Come on create your own stuff...Wannabe.

Derek turns the opposite way and a TV flickers to life, and it's Doc's promo, Derek just looks off and towards another camera.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
Now we are onto Chris Ceno, I'll get back to Doc in a minute, so we go to Chris Ceno, Mr. Whatever, Mr. All American, Mr. Olypmpian, whatever...Whoop de fucking do...Raise the flag and fire the cannons. Let's have a big parade for Chris Ceno, he's the first even money in the bank, but got it took away from him. His biggest accomplishment? Beating Edge three times! Hell this guy is so stupid, he beat up Tod Grisim instead of beating up my manager Jonathan Steele, because they do strikingly resemble I might add. You are one dumbass Chris Ceno...Hell your so confusing, I have no idea who this kid is you keep showing, who's baby is it...I know you hear me Chris Ceno, because Derek Daniels...He's the master of elocution, look it up in the dictionary if you don't know what it means, hell I could deliver a Shakespearean soliloquy as I'm ripping you apart..You'll know it when I'm beating the Wheates right out of you in the center of the ring come Havoc. And right now it's Thanksgiving in Canda, and right now, the canadians are giving thanks for a lot of things, family, lovers, husbands wives...One thing they aren't giving thanks for is having a peice of shit like you from there country...If I looked at you, and by you I have a reflection of what Canada is..The whole nation is as dumb as a box of rocks...Hell they are giving thanks they have somthing like me to watch on televison every night.

He turns an opposite way and we see Chris Cenos promo playing on the screen of a televison. Derek keeps looking into the camera with a smirk.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
To be perfectly honest Doc, I had to go back a second time and watch your promo, because the first time, I was checking my Myspace, and I really didn't want to turn around and watch it. If I had to take a shit, I probably would of during the thing. I mean, you guys try and come off as the underdogs of this match. Hey, wake up call, you guys are the heels, I think that means everyone is SUPPOSED to go for us right? I mean you talk about it adding for fuel to the fire, when in reality you guys are already gassed up...I don't really understand. And to prove a point, you guys go and attack a woman...Wow you guys are big he-men right? How much training did you have to do for that? I bet you guys spent hours in the gym to try and beat up Gothika huh? I keep hear you guys ranting on about being the top team last year...Exactly guys...Last year, when the best team was K-Dawg and somebody else...I can't wait to get my hands on you...I haven't before, so it'll be new blood. Because you know what I'm gonna' do Doc? You're going to step up into my face, and you're going to be all cocky, shaking your little head, but then you know what? I'm going to give your head one of my Dynamic Punches, when I do that...Your head is going to snap back...Roll down your back, and your going to catch it with both hands, after you do that, I want you to catch it, and to quote The Rock right here, I want you to turn that Sumbitch sideways and shove it up your own ass, if it isn't already up in there.

He turns to face the other camera as he is red in the face from telling off Doc. He takes a drink of water and then tosses it behind it shoulder.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
Now back to what I was saying about Chris Ceno. You know I've found a reoccouring pattern in your promos, you see I look back in the past, not just in the present, and you know...I found you attack people quite alot Ceno, you see, didn't you attack Rikku a while back? And then you attack Gothika in the next, and then Todd Grisim in the next one? Getting back to that, I was serious...Todd G. Was trying out for a position in the EWE, since he was fired from the WWE. Jonathan Steele, has of course been with me all week since he will be covering Havoc as well. Soo, I guess Extreme Evolution thought it would be funny if they attacked my manager. So I heard about my manager being attacked. I ran back and I saw...Well I saw Todd lying on the floor...Jonathan Steele walked up, and we had a good laugh about it. Here take a look at the footage...

---ACTUAL FOOTAGE----

From a camera, we see that Extreme Evolution is beating the hell out of what seems to be Jonathan Steele, they then take him out to the cage and proceed to shock him and do whatever. We even see Chris Ceno give him a little kiss on the cheek, Doc proceed to grab his ass and many other weird things that the camera didn't see...As they go back to the back, we see Derek Daniels hit the ramp and rush down to help his fallen partner but then we see Jonathan Steele, the real one come out onto the stage, Derek looks up at him.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
Wait a second, if that is you, then who is this that Extreme Evolution took out there and anal probed and many other nasty things to?

Jonathan Steele walks down and slides in the ring, when he notices that a Hello! My name is! Tag is on the chest of the man who is bleeding and jerking in pain, it reads Tod Grisim...Derek looks a little oddly at Jonathan...

-=-Jonathan Steele-=-
Oh yeah..People have been confusing us all day! I mean, people have been calling me Todd, and him Jonathan, but not...I guess Extreme Evolution took care of that. Now I guess they took care of the problem for us?

Derek shurgs, they leave Todd in the ring as they both slide out and head backstage, they both laugh going up the ramp...

-=-Jonathan Steele-=-
Wow, how dumb can you actually get? I bet they thought they was bad beating up an announcer huh? Oh well!

---END OF ACTUAL FOOTAGE---

We see Derek smirking at the end of this and sort of laughing to himself shaking his head a little, he pulls out his X-Tag title.

-=-"Dynamic" Derek Daniels-=-
So, if this match was an IQ test, I'm sure White Tiger and I would win, but since it's not, and were actually going to be in somthing dangerous with the two of you, I'm sure we'll have to prepare some. Because you guys aren't to shabby in the ring, don't get me wrong..I'm a man of my word, and I will call a spade a spade if I lose, no excuses...No crying. So when I say you guys are a decent team, I mean it. But do you have what it takes to beat us? I don't think so...You guys aren't even in our leagues. Oh, and Chris may want to check his promos, because in his first, he said...I can't say I'm undefeated in the cage...And then you say that we are both undefeated...Man get the facts straight...Come on...But anyway...Come Havoc, we got this thing in the bag. White Tiger and Derek Daniels...The Dynamic Legends, because when you're good you're good, but when you're a Dynamic Legend, you're US!

The screen fades out with a smirk on Derek's face.

["eWe Legend" Jeff Payne™]

[glow=white,2,300][shadow=blue,left,300]My final. not as long as I wanted it to be, but should be more then enough to win. good match everyone.

Breaking Down The Walls[/shadow][/glow]

[D O C]

{ scene one – U K W }


The scene slowly opens from a dim gray in a dark arena… there is a faint light hanging from the ceiling in the center… the light reveals a wrestling ring… covered in dust and dirt… the camera then pans around the room to show broken and folded chairs all around the place… then suddenly… a sound is heard…

Chris Ceno is shown walking out from behind a curtain and starts walking towards the ring making beats and music noises with his mouth…

~Ceno~
Boom… making his way to the ring… from Toronto, Canada… weighing in at 230 pounds… he is your UKW Sterling Champion… and one half of the UKW Tag Team Champions… Blue Panther… and the crowd goes wild!

Ceno rolls into the ring and does a few poses in the middle of the ring before climbing up the turnbuckles and posing some more… he makes the sound of the crowd roaring and points to his imaginary title belt…

~Ceno~
Home sweet home…

Doc is shown walking out onto the entrance ramp as well… Doc has a flashlight in his hands… he flashes the light up above the curtain… and in big bold letters… UKW is shown… Doc smiles and lets out a little laugh before slowly walking down to the ring…

~Doc~
Mate… I hate to burst your bubble… but it seems to me that UKW sucks…

Ceno laughs…

~Ceno~
UKW isn’t the place it use to be… but it will always hold an important place in my heart… and like it or not… UKW is a part of EWE history.

Doc rolls into the ring… he stands up and brushes some of the dust off of him… he grabs the ropes and looks out into the empty crowd…

~Doc~
Chris… have we gotten in too deep with Sunday’s match… we’re talking about an Electric Steel Cage Match… as in… if we, or anyone for that fact, touches the cage… ZAP!

Chris blows a few kisses to the imaginary girls in the crowd before hopping down and looking at Doc…

~Ceno~
Don’t give me that sass talk Doc… we were the number three tag team of 2005 in the EWE… out of a few dozen teams that came and went… right there is something a hell of a lot more impressive then what DDD and White Tiger bring to the table…

~Doc~
Hmm… My mind must have forgotten about all the EWE World titles the two of them have held… oh wait… THAT’S YOU FORGETTING THAT!

Ceno laughs again…

~Doc~
Listen buddy… we can’t just knock these guys off like they are Detroit’s Most Wanted… like it or not… they are Dynamic Legends…

~Ceno~
Seriously… top that shit… you’re scaring me… get out of Negative Nancy mood Doc… we were the number three tag team of 2005…

~Doc~
You can bring that up as much as you want my friend… but compared to DOD, we were shit! We got our asses handed to us… there is no simple or nice way to put that mate…

~Ceno~
What about the big win over Gothika and Toxic Angel… or Duke and K~Dawg… or umm…

~Doc~
Yeah… that was about it… but come to think of it, that’s about the same amount of matches that White Tiger and DDD have had to be in…

~Ceno~
Doc… we got this… we have more team work skills in our middle fingers then in their whole ability… DDD and White Tiger are only together because they couldn’t cut it as singles wrestlers anymore… Even I could beat DDD…

~Doc~
But White Tiger got the best of you at Summer Slam… do you have an explanation for that one?

~Ceno~
Umm… it sure is great to be back here in UKW!

Doc shakes his head…

~Doc~
Chris… I’m not worried about what DDD and White Tiger have for us… what I’m worried about is our team work… Tag Team wrestling is the fine wine of professional wrestling… anyone can find another jabroni and ask him to be a tag team partner… any jabroni can have his partner carry him to greatness… but the best tag teams, are TEAMS… with stadedgy and such… which, I’m not sure we still have…

~Ceno~
Doc… in case you forgot… you’re the newest member of the top Xplosion stable… Extreme Evolution… and we represent the Corporation… we have the connections… and Vince always has the last work when it comes to what happens in the Corporation… He wouldn’t have invited you back to the EWE unless he knew me and you could still function as a team… we may not be DOD…

~Doc~
There will forever only be one DOD…

~Ceno~
Well… there actually were two…

Doc shakes his head…

~Doc~
Here’s my deal… if we are going to take this tag team stuff serious… not just this match… but be fighting champions after Sunday night… we will need to step up to a DOD level… a level that people on this side of the pond has never seen… and people that once graced this arena have even less of a clue about… if we’re going to be a team, I want to be the best…

Doc grabs Chris’ hand and raises it high into the air…

~Doc~
Here are your winners and the NEW… EWE X-Tag Team Champions… Doc and Chris Ceno… Extreme Evolution!

~Ceno~
Chris Ceno and Doc… it sounds better…

Doc drops Chris’ hand and the scene slowly starts to fade away to a cold black in the old UKW arena…

Fade to black


…


{ scene two – Download }


The scene opens up inside of the arena for Halloween Havoc… the crowd is starting to fill up the arena while Download is going on. Some new comers to EWE are putting on a hell of a show when suddenly the lights dim down and “Sexy Back” by Justin Timberlake starts and the crowd starts to boo…

~Kenny~
Who the hell is this?

~Jimmy~
It’s the Doc Kenny… don’t you pay attention to the Xplosion application board?

From the entrance ramp, the beautiful Nurse Rose is shown walking out in a very short red skirt, high heels, and a black tube top… not hiding very much either… she holds her arms out as Doc steps out onto the ramp with his arms out as well… Doc has on a pair of his tight wrestling pants with hearts on the sides, some boots, and a glitter covered vest… they make their way down to the ring dancing to Doc’s new theme…

~Jimmy~
It’s good to have this guy back in EWE…

Doc slides into the ring and holds the ropes open for Rose… Rose climbs in, and when their faces get close… Rose kisses Doc on the cheek… Doc then hops into the ring and motions to cut the music… the wrestlers in the ring look confused… Rose helps one out of the ring while Doc talks to the ref… the other wrestler tries to yell at Doc, but Doc nails him with a super kick… Rose rolls the man out of the ring while Doc waves his hand looking for a mic… a ring side helper hands Doc a mic as Doc signals to cut his music…

~Doc~
Cut the bloody music…

The crowd boos for a moment as Doc does a little bow…

~Doc~
Thank you… you are far too kind… for a hometown crowd, you sure are some ungreatful bastards… who in the hell do you think you are to boo me… I’m single handedly more wealthy then everyone else in this arena put together… I am a very successful actor… an accomplished professional wrestler… and after tonight… I will be one half of the NEW EWE X-Tag Team Champions!

The crowd boos again as Rose rubs Doc’s abs… motioning where the X-Tag title will be…

~Kenny~
Someone seems rather confident tonight…

~Jimmy~
Shut up Greenwood!

~Doc~
Now… my friends… I don’t think you quite understand what you are about to see tonight… an electric steel cage is a match only used once in a blue moon… an electric steel cage is a match that will finish with someone being injured… it’s a palace of pain and suffering… and the voltage is enough to stand up your own hair…

Doc points up towards the roof as the spotlight looks up at the cage as well…

~Doc~
Six sides of electric hell… with the highest tag team honor in the industry on the line… Listen to me when I tell you, I will go above and beyond what others would do for this match… because the worst thing you could to an animal… is cage it… Sure… White Tiger and DDD may be in the running for tag team of the year… but they haven’t stepped into the ring against Chris and I yet… have they…

Doc pauses as the crowd boos him some more…

~Doc~
Come to think of it… what all has DDD and White Tiger done in the tag team division… they beat some losers from the Sinister Alliance a few weeks back… but aside from that… they seem to just talk a lot of trash. They talk about my partner like he is some two bit rookie punk… Chris Ceno was the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… that’s something DDD and White Tiger can’t say about themselves as of late… DDD has lost to the likes of Cameron Hayden and Edge lately… White Tiger lost to Rikku, Shawn Ashlocke, and a dozen other jobbers… what is becoming of these “Dynamic Legends”?

The crowd boos again as Doc and Rose both get confused looks on their face…

~Doc~
If all Piper does is draws names out of hat… I guess we’re the lucky ones for the tag titles… Unless you could point out a more deserving tag team on Xplosion to face you two butt buddies for the belts… I think us being picked is a pretty straight forward decision… we were the number three tag team of 2005… how is that not deserving for a tag team title shot? Wait… come to think of it… how did DDD and White Tiger’s title shot even come about… but I didn’t hear Cameron and Ashlocke complaining about DDD and his “mystery partner” getting their names drawn out of a hat… so the tables have turned again…

Doc pauses again as the crowd starts up a little YOU SUCK chant…

~Doc~
That’s news to me my friends… unless of course you were reading my mind… because I was about to talk about my friend, White Tiger… and yes… it’s true… as of lately… he does suck!

Doc stops again…

~Doc~
What has become of White Tiger? He was once the king of the mountain… the main man in the industry… every fed from the AWO to WWW wanted him on their roster… he was the EWE Champion for months… then… gone… and he can’t quite get back to where he once was. Quite the shame in my eyes… the once great White Tiger can’t quite catch a break… and it sure is going to be a blast tossing his monkey ass against that electric cage and watching him twitch in pain…

Doc and Rose laugh as the crowd boos him again…

~Doc~
Since we’re on the topic of sad saps… you can’t spell sad with out… D… D… D… there are plenty of words you can’t spell with out a D… like… Deuche Bag… and Dumb Ass… and Dick… the list goes on… another one I think of is… Desperate… DDD couldn’t take the fact that he just can’t get the job done anymore… there was a point and time in EWE History when DDD was the biggest thing… but not so much anymore… and for some crazy reason… DDD still thinks he is the biggest and baddest thing in the EWE… when in all honesty… no one cares! People cheer for him because they feel bad for him…

Doc stops as the boos get louder then ever…

~Doc~
That one struck a nerve… don’t get me wrong… I respect every man I step into the ring with, but when someone makes a mark at ME about my career… just because I’m not some EWE vet, doesn’t mean I’m not a superstar to mess with! It’s a shame that EWE is like that… they almost turn down every new name that comes in a messes up the structure on which the fed was built on… EWE can’t carry the same names to keep up it’s reputation… so just because you and White Tiger don’t know anything about me… doesn’t mean I’m not important… because as far as I’m concerned, I know EVERYTHING about you two… and I have an excuse to not give a shit! HIT… MY… MUSIC!

“Sexy Back” by Justin Timberlake starts up again as the crowd starts to boo again… Doc tosses the mic out of the ring and into the hands of one of the ring side helpers… Doc sits on the middle rope again and helps Rose out… they then both climb out of the ring and head backstage as the boos get louder and the scene slowly fades away to black…

Fade to black


…


{ scene three – behind the scenes }


The scene opens up with Doc and Rose shown walking towards the backstage area before the big Electric Cage match is about to start… They walk up to Chris Ceno who is standing next to the wall…

~Ceno~
About damn time Doc… did you see that last part of DDD’s promo?

Doc laughs…

~Doc~
Yeah… I did… The only thing that Junior Varsity jock strap can talk bad about me is m finishing move… because I use the Sweet Chin Music… and he has what, the Dynamic Driver… oh god, that’s a clever name… knowing him though, that probably took him all freaking day…

Chris laughs a little…

~Ceno~
What about White Tiger saying your partner is a loser…

~Doc~
Chris… you are a bit of a loser…

Chris gets mad…

~Doc~
But… I would rather have you as my partner then some washed up EWE has been…

~Ceno~
Don’t let him get to you… White Tiger and DDD both know their time is running out… hell, DDD was playing the “heel” card for some reason in his promos… so until this match is over… only time will tell…

~Doc~
You’re not serious are you…

~Ceno~
No shit… who am I kidding… this match is as good as gold for us...

Ceno and Doc share a lame high five before busting out in laughter as the scene slowly fades away as the bell can be heard in the background from the match finishing before the Tag Title match...

Fade to black

END


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