All American Championship

[The Cabbage]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Sunday 8th - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Sunday 8th - 11 P.M.
Central: Sunday 8th /Monday 9th - Midnight
Eastern: Monday 9th - 1 A.M.
U.K.: Monday 9th - 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limit: 4 RPs

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day

[glow=orange,2,300]Kymera Vs. Roddy Piper[/glow]

[BJ Tomczik]

OOC... Kinda short, but I haven't seen Dustin online for awhile... oh well... hopefully he shows

{ scene one - happy hour }

The scene opens up from black to show a scene from inside of a good old English pub... there are a bunch of people around a high def big screen TV watching the Football game between... umm... (insert two english football teams here)... The camera then moves away from the TV to show Roddy Piper sitting at the bar with a bunch of empty glasses sitting on the bar...

Piper has on his kilt... like always... some high black boots... a black Xplosion T-Shirt... and the EWE All American Championship over his shoulder... The bartender walks up to him...

~Bartender~
You must not be from around here, ey mate?

Piper looks up... he runs his finger around the rim of his empty glass...

~Piper~
No talky talky... more drinky drinky...

~Bartender~
Same thing?

~Piper~
Yes'm...

The bartender fills up another mug of beer and slams it on the table... Piper doesn't flinch... he picks it up and strats to drink it down... some of it runs down his cheeks... when he's done taking his drink, he looks at the camera man...

~Piper~
Can't a man just get a freaking drink with out having some camera shoved in his face? Honestly now... I write your fucking pay checks you shit... if you knew what was best, you would turn that camera off! I need to clear my mind before tonight's big match against Shawn Ashlocke...

Piper pauses and starts to rub his finger around the top of his glass again...

~Piper~
Ashlocke has always been a throne in my side... I don't know what the kid's problem is, but he is known to piss almost everyone in the world off... it doesn't matter, unless of course you have a pair of tits... then Ash-Hole becomes your best fat gay friend that a girl could ask for... such a sucker for the ladies... maybe that's why he has a problem with me... he must think I'm wearing a skirt!

Piper takes another drink... he lets out a loud burp after he sets his cup down...

~Piper~
I Quit... those aren't exactly words that I like to say... as you can tell with the ratings war between Chaos and Xplosion... only my show wins... I Quit isn't in my vocabulary my friends... and Shawn Ashlocke thinks he can beat me into submission... he's got another thing coming... I'm a fucking legend in this industry Ashlocke... DON'T PISS ME OFF!

Piper slams the last of his beer and spins around in his bar stool... suddenly a look of worry comes across his face before he grabs the bar and proceeds to puke over it as the scene slowly fades away to black

Fade to black

END