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Post by Jay on Sept 18, 2006 23:37:47 GMT -5
Deadlines:Pacific: Sunday - 10 P.M. Mountain: Sunday - 11 P.M. Central: Sunday/Monday - Midnight Eastern: Monday 1 A.M. U.K.: Monday 6 A.M.RolePlay Limit: 4 RPsRPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day K~Dawg Vs Alex Stone - Dawg's House of Fun
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Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Sept 19, 2006 13:05:54 GMT -5
SCENE ONE: D.M.W Lockeroom.
K~Dawg & Rick Cage are in the Detriot's Most Wanted lockeroom dicussing there match at Chaos where they lost to Next Generation 2 to get the Tag Team Belts.
K~Dawg: Even though we didn't win, we put up one hell of a performance, showing the crowd what Detroit's Most Wanted can do in a tag team match. Rick Cage: Hell Yeah K~Dawg, it wasn't a disappointment, D.M.W will be Tag Champs some time, but we got bigger roads to go, getting to the next eWe Chaos pay per view in Paris, France.
K~Dawg nods.
K~Dawg: You got my rival, the man who i beat to become TV Champ, the man who i took his girl from and made my manager Lily, you got Chris Steel, that should be a cake walk for your dawg. Rick Cage: You got Alex Stone for your TV Championship, in your type of match, that will be a tough one of you. Dawg: That's a no doubter, i seen Alex Stone's work in the ring, pretty tough hombre, he's going to give me a run for my money as the TV Champion, but i think i can edge him out.
they both look at the camera and smirk.
K~Dawg: Alex Rick Cage: Chris.
Both: D.M.W 4 LYFE.
they nod at the camera.
K~Dawg: We're both the rising stars of eWe. Rick Cage: And We got a bright future ahead of us. Dawg: And nothing will stop us
suddenly Lily walks into the lockeroom holding her bag ready to leave the arena, K~Dawg looks at her.
K~Dawg: You ready loser um...Lily. Lily: Shut up K~Dawg and let's go bitch.
K~Dawg laughs and looks at Rick.
Dawg: I'll see you at France brutha. Rick: iight Dawg, i'll see you there.
K~Dawg grabs his gym bag with his eWe wrestling stuff in it and leaves the lockeroom, but then is suddenly stopped by Trixy, he looks at Lily.
K~Dawg: i'll meet you in my car, i got some business to handle, cause i know Trixy is here to interview me.
Lily gives a pissed off sigh.
Lily: FINE!!
Lily leaves the arena and goes to the parking lot as K~Dawg & Trixy are standing there.
SCENE TWO-BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW.
Trixy gets right into the interview.
Trixy: How the hell do you deal with Lily, she's such a bitch.
Dawg laughs.
K~Dawg: I block her out sometimes, I don't even listen what she says, that's why me & her get along. Trixy: Ha, gotcha.
Trixy: Now, You & Cage weren't successful in ending Next Generation 2's Tag Team Title reign, your thoughts? K~Dawg: Yeah, that was a tough loss, my first loss in my first year ending my six straight winning streak, and ending Rick's winning Streak, but Detriot's Most Wanted showed the fans what we can do, and had a hell of a match with Law & Nicole, we almost won, but we didn't, but trust me, it wont be the end of D.M.W, we got the bright future, we will be tag team champs some day, in the near future.
Trixy: At Dynamic Destruction, your facing "TIMEKEEPER" Alex Stone for your eWe Television Championship, your thoughts on facing him. Dawg: Alex Stone will give me a challenge, Abyss & Killjoy we're just warmups in my defending of the gold, I know Alex is ready for his matchup, I saw his match at Summerslam where he become No.1 Contender to my title, He put up a fight, and i will expect the same thing at Dynamic Destruction, but losing at Chaos and moving down at the ranks doesn't still well with Tha Dawg, I'm going to give Alex all my power i got, and connect him with one of the finishers and retain my title, I will beat Chris Steel's TV Title Record, and become a better champ he ever was, the Television Championship wont be leaving me as long as i'm breathing, somebody will need to kill me in order to take the title away from me.
Trixy remembers K~Dawg has chosen the stipulation in the match.
Trixy: So it's Dawg vs Stone in the returing K~DAWGS HOUSE OF FUN match. K~Dawg: Yeah girl, this match can hurt somebodies, Stone, I hoped you watch the match between K~Dawg vs Triple H in that match in where it debuted in eWe, I brutalized Triple H, everybody thought he would do the opposite and brutalize me, but they all we're wrong, Stone, I can tell you this now, somebody won't be walking out of this match, hell, it's possible that we both won't be walking out of this match, after we mostly kill eachother in the ring, warning ahead of time...this match is the TV CHampionship..KIDS AT HOME, DON'T WATCH IF YOU GET SICK EASILY, IT'S GOING TO BE BRUTAL.
Trixy nods her head in agreement.
Trixy: Bring us up to date for everybody who forgot what K~DAWGS RULES MATCH IS aKa K~DAWGS HOUSE OF FUN.
K~Dawg smirks.
K~Dawg: Well, two people are locked inside a steel cage, the steel cage is wrapped around in barb wire, ALL OVER, weapons are attached to the steel cage, and the only way to win is either Pin or Submission. Trixy: WoW that brutal. Dawg: Ha, you know it
Trixy: Well thanks for your time K~Dawg. KDawg: No Prob....
K~Dawg suddenly gets a call on his cell phone as the SCENE FADES.
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Post by Brad on Sept 19, 2006 18:49:53 GMT -5
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Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Sept 21, 2006 10:35:50 GMT -5
SCENE ONE: ~INSERT CATCHY TITLE~
the scene opens as we find K~Dawg finising up on his cell phone conversation, he hangs it up, looks at Trixy and shake his head.
K~Dawg: I gotta go, I'll see you in France. Trixy: Everything fine? Dawg: Yeah, everything is fine, later Trix.
K~Dawg picks up both his & Lily's Gym Bag and walk out of the arena, puts them in the trunk, and goes into the car.
Lily: Well?? Dawg: We can't go straight to France, we have to go to Grandma Dawg's Funeral. Lily: I thought you hated her? K~Dawg: i didn't hate her, I just said she was old & crazy, and her time was over, your Ex-Hubby Chris did her a favor. Lily: We dont have anything nice to wear. K~Dawg: Who Cares, we're dressed fine, we're not staying long anyway, we need to get to France.
Lily remembers it's K~Dawgs 26th Birthday today.
Lily: Hey, Happy B-Day Kay, what are you today, Nine or Ten.
K~Dawg starts to laugh.
K~Dawg: 26 Lily, and SHUT UP BITCH!
K~Dawg drives off, turns on the Radio, a few minutes later there at the airport, getting there round trip tickets from Rome, to Detriot, to Paris and on there way, on the airplane K~Dawg has some airline food, as Lily drinks a soda.
Lily: You ready for Dynamic Destruction? K~Dawg: Hell Yeah I am, Alex Stone may be good, but he's not that good, He doesn't know what he's getting himself into when we face off at DD, I missed last years Dynamic Destruction and that sucked, but this year, i made it, and i will take care of business and retain my Television Championship, Alex I admit, you've had a good run in eWe, but every rookie must run into a stopping block and Alex.
K~Dawg smirks.
K~Dawg: and that's me, your not going to be walking out of Dynamic Destruction, your going to be carried out in a stretcher, because i know what to expect in this match, and you don't and when you fuck up, I'll be right there CAPITALIZING on it.
Lily looks over and see's K~Dawg writing on his laptop, K~Dawg is writing his rp against Alex Stone on the plane on eWe.com incase he can't do it later.
Lily: Hey, why's Capitalizing all in Cap locks Jay. K~Dawg: To show the intensity. Lily: Ah Okay.
Lily looks at Kay like he's a crack, shaking her head
K~Dawg: You ready for Ana. Lily: Pttf, she aint showing.
all of a sudden the Stewardess over the loud speaker says.
Stewardess: We should be landing in Michigan in an hour, so everybody hold tight.
Lily just stares into nowhere, K~Dawg saves his writing on his computer because his fingers start to hurt & it's getting boring to write, he then orders a Pepsi from when the cart comes down the isle, drinks it.
K~Dawg: Dynamic Destruction sounds like a good name for what K~Dawg will do to Alex Stone in K~DAWGS HOUSE OF FUN match, this match will have Destruction, Blood, and may need some EMTs around.
K~Dawg then takes a quick nap to rest up for the funeral, and an hour later, they arrive in Michigan, K~Dawg wakes up, see's Lily is sleeping, SO HE SLAPS HER.
Lily: JAY, WHAT THE FUCK?? K~Dawg: We're in Michigan. Lily: You didn't have to bitch slap me. Dawg: Your a bitch, i thought it was only right.
Lily then elbow smashes K~Dawg in the chest.
Lily: Happy Fucking Birthday, Your a Dawg, you need to be tamed. K~Dawg: Shut...Up...Lily.
SCENE TWO: Funeral B-Day
K~Dawg gets a rental car and they drive off, Detriot is no long off, he then suddenly gets a call on his cell phone and it's MAMA Dawg.
Dawg: What's up Ma. MaMa Dawg: Where you at Kay? K~Dawg: I'm entering Detriot Now. MaMa Dawg: Well Okay, hurry up the funeral is about to start. K~Dawg: I'm on it.
K~Dawg hangs up his cell phone, and starts to speed up really fast, and in thirty minutes, they arrive at the Funeral Home, K~Dawg parks the rental car, walks into the Funeral Home, seeing everybody crying alittle, K~Dawg walks over to the casket, looks down at Grandma Dawg and says.
Dawg: Wass Good you old & crazy lady, i hope you watch down on me at Dynamic Destruction, because i know one thing, that match will be brutal, hell, you mite even see Alex Stone in there with you after the match is down, and by the way, THIS IS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, i shouldn't be here, i should already be in Paris training, but NOOOOOO, i got to be here, but oh well, mite make the best of it.
Lily walks over to the casket.
Lily: Thats her?? She looked different alive.
she leans into the casket and whispers.
Lily: Sorry what Chris done, he's crazy like you.
the priest walks in.
The Priest: Okay everybody, gather around, as i say some prayers
The Priest is saying some prays, but K~Dawg aint paying attention, he thinks about the match.
K~Dawg: Yeah, this is nice, spending my 26th Birthday for my Crazy ass Grandma in a Funeral Home, instead of already being in Paris, but oh well, Alex Stone will feel the rath of a Dawg, you think my Birthday week I will lost the Televison Championship, OH HELL NO, Stone, i already know your not one of dem bitches that get threatened if somebody says "MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T SHOW UP" or "I HOPE YOUR READY" because I already know your going to show because i know you want this Television Championship that i hold and you won't get, and i already know your ready, by the looks of it, K~Dawg & Alex Stone are both ready to compete at Dynamic Destruction, man, fuck the eWe Championship match, our match is going to be the four match at DD to air, and we are going to make everybody be talking more about our match than Law & Chris Hart, after all it's said, this will maybe be one of the best eWe Television Matches ever, and it will be recognized by K~DAWGS HOUSE OF FUN with K~Dawg winning it, but I know your bringing you all Alex, and so am I.
K~Dawg then thinks about the last time he held a belt going into a Pay Per View.
Dawg: The Mid-Eastern Championship in which i won at Halloween Havoc last year, and lost it in a month at Final Cut to Johnny Chaos, but that aint going to happen, I can't & wont lose another title at a Pay Per View, your going to have to Kill me to take it away from me Alex, can you do that? i don't think you can, BUT PROVE ME WRONG.
the priest stops talking, and looks at everybody in the room.
Priest: Anybody have any words?
Dawg raises his hand.
Priest: Yes? K~Dawg: We got to go, so bye.
just like that, K~Dawg & Lily leave the funeral home as the scene fades.
(my 2,000th post..w00t)
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Post by Brad on Sept 21, 2006 12:52:42 GMT -5
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Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Sept 23, 2006 19:21:07 GMT -5
Scene One: The Airport in Paris.
the scene opens as we find K~Dawg & Lily at the airport in Paris, K~Dawg has his wrestling bag, but it seems that Lily doesn't have hers.
K~Dawg: Um Lily, I think the airline lost your bags. Lily: Why Me? why does this shit always happen to me. K~Dawg: Because your Lily and your a bitch?
Lily glares at K~Dawg.
Lily: Shut up Jay, before I lock you in the Big Windy Stretch. and fuck up your chances of retaining vs Alex Stone at Dynamic Destruction Dawg: Not like i wont break it, atleast I made it on Dynamic Destruction, your stuck on Heatwave, Alex mite think he can beat me for MY title, but he wont, I'll retain, aint no damn chance in hell I will lose another title at a Pay Per View and hold it within a month. Lily: This Sucks, I'm going to complain.
K~Dawg rolls his head and says under his breathe.
(K~Dawg:Like you never haven't before) Lily: What did you say? Dawg: Hurry up, we need to get to the arena.
Lily & K~Dawg walk up to the counter, K~Dawg just stands there.
Lily: Listen you fucks, you guys lost my bags, and I want them..NOW. Counter Guy: Excuse me Miss?? Lost bags can be return to you in a few days. Lily: I don't have a few days, I need them now. Counter Guy: I said, we can get them for you in a few days. Lily: And I said.
Lily then grabs the guy by the collar.
Lily: I NEED THEM NOW!
K~Dawg then interrupts, breaking Lily's grip.
K~Dawg: Sorry bout that dawg, she's a bitch. Counter Guy: I noticed.
Lily trys going after the guy again but K~Dawg stops her.
K~Dawg: You can go shopping before you match starts, I'll even give you some money before your match so you can buy some of your clothes, because right now I don't need your stupid shit on my mind, I need to be concentrating on my match vs Alex Stone for my eWe Television Championship in my HOUSE OF FUN match.
Lily then glares back at the Counter Guy, looks back at K~Dawg.
Lily: Alright, Fine, Let's go.
SCENE TWO: AT THE ARENA.
K~Dawg & Lily arrive at the arena, K~Dawg parks his rental car and grabs his bags.
K~Dawg: Lily give me your ba...oh yeah..You don't have any bags. Lily: Will you just shut up, no wonder why Chris hates you. Dawg: Your the one that turned on him and became my manager.
Lily just shakes her head.
Lily: Yeah I know, didn't realize how much both of you are annoying bastards. K~Dawg: Oh Shut up Lily and walk into the arena.
K~Dawg & Lily walk into the arena, Lily walks into the arena, goes into there lockeroom, but K~Dawg just throws his stuff into the corner, and walks out.
Dawg: I'll be back.
K~Dawg looks around backstage, and see's some of the Chaos Stars getting ready for Double D.
K~Dawg: Law over there rubbing his Shiny eWe Championship, Chris Hart putting a Dog Collar on, KJ fitting a Ref Shirt, Nicole Johnson doing stuff, Candice dancing around, oh and by the way Candice.
he smirks into the camera.
K~Dawg: GO BLUE!!
K~Dawg laughs
Dawg: Alex Stone over the east side wing punching air getting ready, Chris Steel aint doing nothing, just hanging out, Keith Johnson & Predator agruing over something, well that's nothing new.
K~Dawg looks back over to Alex Stone and shakes his head.
K~Dawg: Poor little Timekeeper, He has no idea what is going to happen to him at Dynamic Destruction in the K~DAWGS HOUSE OF FUN match, Plain & Simple I'm going to hurt him, he will not even touch the TV Title belt if i got something to say about it, I am a fighting Champion, I will defend my belt anytime it's needed, I may get my ass kicked badly when people come after me because I hold the X-Core Title because I'm the King of the X-CORE, but it doesn't effect me, I'm ready for whatever happens at Dynamic Destruction, and what these people will see is Good Ole' K~Dawg retaining his Television Championship, they don't want somebody new holding the belt, the people come see K~Dawg as the Champ, Tha Dawg's Kru enjoy when I'm holding a title, I put up a performance of a lifetime when I'm in the ring, whether it's Law or going over to XPlosion to face the likes of Abyss & Killjoy, but there is one thing everybody will know.
K~Dawg looks deeply into the camera.
K~Dawg: I am the fucking future of eWe, I'm a star on the rise and nobody will bring me down, I will be eWe Champion by the time i retire from eWe, i dont give a fuck who you are...YOU WILL NOT BRING K~DAWG DOWN, hell even some of these legends around here come up to me backstage and tell me that I can be the future If i keep at how well I'm doing and keep focused, and oh Hell Yeah, I've been focused since Day Fucking One.
K~Dawg takes a breather for a second to collect his thoughts, then talks again.
K~Dawg: I'M K~DAWG, and Dynamic Destruction, YOUR Walking into my World, and trust me Dawg, you aint going to like what happens when that cage gets brought down, ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE, I'm going to do everything in my power from stopping you to become TV Champion, I will win and retain no matter what it takes.
K~Dawg then walks over to Keith Johnson & Predator, Keith looks at K~Dawg.
Keith: The hell you want?
Predator looks at K~Dawg.
Predator: What's up Dawg.
K~Dawg just stares at Keith, smirking and says.
K~Dawg; Man it true what they say about you, just looking at you for only two minutes, YOU DO LOOK FUNNY and I'm going to add another...YOUR BREATHE SMELLS LIKE YOU'VE BEEN EATING SHIT, damn, it's called brushing your teeth.
K~Dawg looks over at Predator who is laughing.
K~Dawg: Good Luck at Dynamic Destruction brutha. Predator: Thanks, you two.
K~Dawg walks away as Predator breaks out laughing as Keith just stares at K~Dawg.
Keith: Asshole.
K~Dawg walks into his lockeroom, going to the bathroom to put on his wrestling gear, then few minutes back comes out wearing his K~DAWG T-Shirt, Backwards D.M.W Fitted Cap, Nike Sweatpants, Air Jordan's Sunglasses.
K~Dawg: Dynamic Destruction, the Television Championship WILL NOT be leaving K~Dawg.
K~Dawg walks through the curtain.
SCENE THREE-The People.
K~Dawg is already in the ring as the eWe catches up to him.
K~Dawg; Right Now, you all are witnessing the NEW Fucking Franchise of eWe, and his name is K~Dawg, when all these other legends decide to retire, K~Dawg will rise to the top and help eWe become even bigger than it already is, guys like K~Dawg, Law, Benji Homan, Mr. Man and all the current youngstars of eWe are the future.
the crowd starts to chant.
K~Dawg knows this and smirks.
K~Dawg: It's like what my theme song says, "THEY SAY I'M COCKY, I SAY IT AINT BRAGGIN MUFUCKA IF I BACK IT UP" and what has K~Dawg been doing lately, I've been backing up my talk, I've been Triple H twice already, beaten Abyss & Killjoy in a Triple Threat, stepped up in the Tag Team Titles match, beaten Chris Steel for the TV Title, and basically the matches i named, I won besides the Tag Team Title match, So I've been backing up my talk,and my talk for Dynamic Destruction, oh yes, Tha Dawg will back it up.
K~Dawg looks seeing the Cage hanging from the rafters, he smiles.
K~Dawg: From it hanging, it's so beautiful, aint it, and look at the Barbwire,so pointy..ECW AINT GOING TO HAVE SHIT ON THIS MATCH, Alex your in for a beating of a lifetime, a beating that you will take from your eWe Television Champion....K~DAWG!.
the fans chant.
K~Dawg: Keep chanting that, and a year or sooner than that, you will see K~Dawg rise to the top, I will not let anybody get in my way of things, besides Law & the Divas...I'M THE HOTTEST FUCKING THING ON CHAOS, all these fans come to see this rising star, the ex Mid-Eastern Champion, the 21 time X-Core Champion, 2005 Most Improved Wrestler a.K.a Rookie of the Year, your Current Television Champion, in a matter of time, K~Dawg will be the next eWe Triple Crown Winner or even a Grand Slammy, my Future is bright, and Alex...You wont stop me at Dynamic Destruction, you can try, but it won't help..Your in K~Dawg Territory.And you will get DAWG'D down for crossing it, I'm going to make you wish you never won at No.1 Contendership at Summerslam..Oh boy. Do i got some things in store for you.
the camera switches to Tazz & J.Steele.
J.Steele: Wow Tazz, K~Dawg is talking like he's wrestling a match for eCw. Tazz: Tha Dawg is Hardcore..I love it, i'm looking foward to this match, they mite rip eachother apart, or even kill eachother. J.Steele: We are going to need loads of EMTs for this match, it mite even go to a No Contest. Tazz: I hope it doesn't.
the camera goes back to K~Dawg.
K~Dawg: Tomorrow Night, your time is up, Feel the wrath of god? HELL NO..your going to feel the wrath of a DAWG!!
K~Dawg flips the mic, climbs the top turnbuckle, raises the TV Title in the air, climbs down, gets out of the ring as the SCENE FADES.
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Post by Brad on Sept 24, 2006 20:48:35 GMT -5
We join Alex Stone as he sits in the passenger side of a car bring driven by a complete stranger after he decided to hitch hike to Virginia to find the new PETA headquarters. Alex looks like his is having the worst time of his life. His face is shielded by his hands as the driver is singing along to the radio, Justin Timberlake’s new song, “Sexy Back” is playing and as well know, it is absolutely fucking shit!
“Hey come on mister, sing along, you know you want to!” says the driver as Alex continues to cover his face up as he is slowly being driven in sane.
“Ed, could we please turn off the radio? If it stays on I just might have to cut my ears off,” asks Alex as he shows his face for a brief second to look at Ed. Alex looks like he could use some sleep, his eyes are glazed and his hair is a mess due to the frustration of having to put up with the radio for the last couple of hours.
“Oh come on this is a great song,” says Ed excitedly as he bobs his head to the music. Alex looked at Ed like he had just suggested giving away free passes to the Playboy mansion was a good idea, “A great song? A great song, are you nuts? This is the worst song I’ve ever heard in my life, don’t you have any Limp Bizkit, any Metallica, any Slipknot?” asks Alex getting more and more wound up.
Ed scratches his head for a moment, “Oh come on it’s not worth hanging yourself over, you don’t want a slipknot,” he says with a shake of his head, disapproving of Alex wanting to kill himself. “No you idiot I don’t want a slipknot to hang myself with,” exclaims Alex with a frown, “I mean Slipknot the band, one of the most aggressive and angry bands on the planet, they kick ass!”
“Hmm,” sighs Ed as he thinks about Alex’s point, “I don’t really like Slipknot, so no I haven’t got any Slipknot I’m afraid.” Ed continues to smile as Alex carries on frowning, grinding his teeth together as he tries to keep his composure, but all he really wants to do is strike out at something and release some of the tension.
“Don’t worry though, Alex,” says Ed taking a full hold of the wheel, “we’re here now any way so you’ll be able to go and do whatever it is you’re doing, maybe you can find a Slipknot CD to listen to.” Alex laughs at Ed’s stupidity, “Yeah, and where the hell am I going to play it?” he asks aggressively losing his temper. “Well usually you play CD’s in a CD player, so go find a CD player and you’ll be fine,” says Ed as he pulls the car over to the side of the road.
“Now, the PETA headquarters are just down that road over there,” says Ed as he points Alex in the right direction. Alex unbuckles his seat belt and holds his hand out to Ed, “Thanks for the ride man, your taste in music sucks but thanks for the ride.” Ed and Alex shake hands as Ed smiles widely as usual and Alex just frowns, not happy with what he had to put up with two hours. Alex opens the door and gets out of the car, gently shutting the door behind him and walking forward in the direction that Ed pointed him in. Ed drives past him and peeps the horn to say goodbye as Alex waves him off in thanks for the ride. After about a hundred metres, Alex comes to the big white building of PETA; he looks up at the building and smiles in anticipation of finally finding the information that he set out on earlier in the morning.
Alex walks up to the two big glass doors and pushes on the left of the twins, slowly walking into the lobby of the building, which is very well looked after. Surrounded by plants and pictures hanging on the walls, Alex looks around and smiles at the professionalism of the building and the organisation as he becomes very optimistic that he will find what he is looking for in this building.
Alex walks further into the building getting nearer to the reception desk when he begins to here a screeching and panting sound coming from the reception area. He moves closer hesitantly being careful not to make too much noise with his footsteps, tip toeing over to the desk even as he wonders what could be making the noise. Upon approaching the desk, he looks over the counter and can see the back of a mans head. He moves closer still and he can see that the man is on his knees and in front of him is a pig. Alex is then forced to rub his eyes to make sure what he is seeing is actually taking place as he sees that the man has no trousers on and is indeed engaged in sexual intercourse with the pig.
Alex, as flabbergasted as he is, manages to stutter out the words, “Excuse me,” as the man turns his heads round to see Alex standing at the desk with his mouth wide open in amazement.
The man, panting for his breath, turns back around to look at the pig, “Just a second, I’m almost done,” he says as if he was typing something into the computer or talking on the phone. Alex couldn’t believe that this man was having sex with a pig but the fact that he hasn’t jumped up and pulled his pants on is just plain ridiculous! “Oh yeah that’s it Michelle,” moans the man as he reaches climax, “my God I love you baby,” he moans as he withdraws and grabs hold of pants as he stands back up.
Alex is forced to turn around and shield his eyes from the man as he pulls his bands up. “Sorry about that,” says the man, “my wife can be a bit demanding sometimes and makes me have sex with her while I’m at work. Anyway, what can I do for you?” Alex turns around to see that the pig has run off and that the man is sat at the desk with his arms crossed and a big smile on his face like nothing had happened.
“Dude, I just caught you having sex with a pig, aren’t you a little embarrassed?” asks Alex still completely shocked by what he has just seen. The man frowns at Alex and seems rather insulted, “Hey, don’t you call my wife a pig, she’s beautiful!” he yells getting to his feet to try and impose himself. The man was only short and skinny, no match for Alex or even for Harry Potter, magic skills or not.
“No I wasn’t calling her a pig she is a…” Alex stops for a second and thinks, “hang on, your wife?” Alex is thinking this is all a dream, that this entire day had been a dream. From having a police officer ask if he could suck his dick, to having his engine stolen from his car and now onto this? What the hell is going on today?
“Yes my wife, do you have a problem with me marrying a pig?” enquires the man aggressively. Alex was stuck in a trance for a moment and hesitated before answering, “No, no, not at all, not if you don’t anyway.” The man nodded his head and sat back down, “Good, because if you do have a problem with it then you can get the hell out of here. Now what can I do for you?”
Alex is still quite shocked by the events and continues to stutter his words a little, “I want to talk to someone about dogs.” The man takes a book out from under the table, flips open a few pages and then takes a look at the schedule, “I’m sorry I don’t have anyone available for at least 3 hours.” “Three hours!” screeches Alex, stunned by the poor service, “Jesus Christ, what’s the point. Are there any dog pound around here?” “There’s one just down the round,” answers the pig fucker, “Lucky for you eh.” Alex turns around and walks back towards the door, “You’re fucked up you know that, married to and having sex with pigs, fuckin’ weirdo.” The man jumps out of his seat, “You son of a bitch, get the hell out of here!” “Happy to!” shouts Alex as he pushes on the door and walks out, “damn, PETA are one weird ass company, sex with pigs, all though I guess K-Dawg is no different, Lily Steel, what the hell is he thinking?”
Alex marches out of the gates and turns right walking down the street. As he gets closer to the dog pound he still can’t stop thinking about the man having sex with the pig and it sends a shudder down his spine as he wonders how messed up someone must be to do that. He gets to the dog pound and walks through the steel door, which has been left open to maybe air the room out. He walks over to a man sitting in the hallway watching TV.
“Excuse me, do you work here?” asks Alex wanting to quickly get this over and done with. The man looks up at Alex and turns the TV off with the remote control before he stands up and looks Alex in the eyes.
“Who wants to know?” he enquires as he chews on some gum before swallowing the saliva built up through chewing. “My name’s Alex Stone, I want to know about dogs,” says Alex bluntly, not caring if he rubs this man up the wrong way. “Well I’m Chris, I run this whole place. If you want to know about dogs then you came to the right place. Is there any particular type of dog you’re interested in?” asks Chris with the raise of an eyebrow, reminiscent of one, “People’s Champion.” “Yeah, I want to know about K-dog, well K-Dawg as it’s pronounced,” says Alex as he crosses his arms waiting to be educated.
The mans looks at him funny as he tilts his head back, “I’ve never heard of a K-Dawg my friend, don’t know what you’re talking about, I’m sorry.” Alex’s heart sank, he thought he had it all figured out but once again he is back at square one. “Come on man, K-Dawg, you must know all about K-Dawg,” says Alex with a frown of disappointment.” “Look I just told you, I don’t know anything about a K-Dawg,” yells Chris getting frustrated. “Come on, K-Dawg!” “I don’t know anything about K-Dawg!” “What about K-Dawg’s house of fun?” “What the fuck is the house of fun?” “Dude you suck, how can you run a dog pound when you don’t know a thing about K-Dawg’s?” “You are fucking weird man, either that or you’re high, you been smoking those silly sticks?” “Hey! I don’t do drugs!” “Well then maybe you should.” “Son of a bitch, I’m leaving!”
And with that, Alex left the building in a very pissed off mood, not finding what he had hoped to find and now left with the unenviable task of a ten hour trip to Paris with nothing to go with besides worry and uneasiness at the fact that he doesn’t have an advantage over K-Dawg like he would have liked. Alex along the street and sees a taxi driving towards him. “Taxi!” he shouts out as he holds out his arm to get the drivers attention. The taxi pulls up along side him and he pulls open the back door and is about to get in when a kid stops next to him.
“Hey, you’re Alex Stone!” yells the kid enthusiastically, “I think you’re going to kick K-Dawg’s ass at Dynamic Dystruction, you’re way better than he is!” The kid stands there with a smile, as Alex looks at him, expressionless. Then suddenly Alex smiles, “Thanks Kid,” he says sincerely, “I really needed that, I’ll make sure I win the title for you, dude.” Alex holds out his fist for the kid to punch respectfully before he gets in the taxi and closes the door behind him.
“Where to?” asks the driver. “The airport,” Alex responds, “and step on it, I’ve got to get to Paris because I’ve got a match to win!”
And with that, Alex is taken to the airport with a new wave of confidence after the kid gave him a quick boost. Alex realised that he doesn’t need any insider information on K-Dawg, and he also realised how stupid he was to go to PETA and a dog pound to look for information on K-Dawg, but he now understands that in order to win the Television Title, all he needs to do is get in the ring and fight his fight, whether it’s K-Dawg’s match or not. Alex Stone knows that he is better than K-Dawg and by Monday morning, he will be the new, EWE Television Champion.
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Post by Kurtis "K~Dawg" Porter on Sept 24, 2006 21:52:39 GMT -5
Scene One-Backstage Interview
K~Dawg reaches backstage and is about to go into his lockeroom, but is suddenly stopped by Ahmed Jordan.
Ahmed Jordan: Excuse Me K~Dawg, do you have time for an interview.
K~Dawg looks at Ahmed, and then looks over at Alex Stone who is still in the East Wing of the hallway, K~Dawg shakes his head, and looks back at Ahmed.
K~Dawg: Sure Ahmed, this is your first time interviewing K~Dawg, always a time for first, go ahead, but make it snappy, I need to get my wrestling gear on. Ahmed: Okay K~Dawg, I'll make this interview best I can make it. K~Dawg: You do that.
K~Dawg then stares back over at Alex Stone, Alex then notices is K~Dawg staring at him and does the title belt around his waist motion, K~Dawg shakes his head.
Ahmed Jordan: How you feeling tonight K~Dawg with Dynamic Destruction starting in a few hours? K~Dawg: I'm feeling pretty damn good right about now, I'm in a good mood and nothing can break it, I face Alex Stone in a K~DAWG type match, and I'm ready to head into it expecting Alex Stone not holding anything back, but the eWe Television Championship is MY title and i will not lose my title in my K~DAWGS House of FUN match, I've beaten Triple H in it and I will beat Alex Stone also, Once Alex Stone is past, I will meet up with new challengers my way, whoever they are, I don't give a fuck, I will become the best ever eWe Television Champion, I will be the longest reigning champ, Alex Stone is tough and has a nice record among eWe, but I will stop his reign, his first title, he will not beat me and I will make sure that will happens.
K~Dawg looks into the camera.
K~Dawg: Stone, your walking into my world, K~DAWGS HOUSE OF FUN, You step in, Your NOT stepping out, your walking in without a title, you will not walk out of this match the same man, and without a title, and I will make sure of that.
more wrestlers walk by who are wrestling either on Heatwave or Dynamic Destruction, K~Dawg looks at him as Ahmed asks him the next question.
Jordan: Alot of people say that Alex Stone is another rising star, and he is capable of beating you at Double D, your thoughts on that? K~Dawg: Do I look like I'm scared going into this match, Hell Fucking No, as for as Alex beating me at Dynamic Destruction, I give him he's one hell of a competitor and he would be a nice champion, but he's going to have to get another title because he wont be getting mine.
K~Dawg thinks for a minute, and he smirks.
Dawg: To think about it, I'm double Champion, i've been holding the X-Core Title since yesterday and hold the Television Championship. Jordan: Isn't your body beat up from the X-Core attacks. K~Dawg: Not really, because I'm good to go for tonight, I could get attacked whenever, It won't affect my in ring performance, I'll still kick some ass and smile while I'm doing it, like when i beat Alex tonight, and retain the Television Championship, I'm a fighting Champion, and show why I'm the future of eWe, people can say to me that they will end my career, I get that alot, but I'm always still standing strong in the ring, better & better everytime, I've been known I can get cocky sometimes, but I back it up, people don't like the way i talk, a simple message goes out to those fucks who don't like it..THEN DON'T FUCKING LISTEN, You don't like me, It's your problem, You don't like watching me on tv, Change the Channel, You don't like hearing me that, there's a mute button on your remote...LEARN HOW TO LOSE IT, Because I'll talk till the day I die, and that won't be for along time for now, I may have some fans out there, But Tha Dawg still got some haters, and to them who doubt me...I SEND OUT A BIG FUCK YOU TO THEM, you watch me tonight,, K~Dawg will get his 2nd straight win at a PPV and become 3-4 at them, I will not lose another title at Dynamic Destruction, it just wont happen.
K~Dawg then takes a gulp of pepsi to cool himself down.
Ahmed Jordan: So is K~DAWGS HOUSE OF FUN now a match in eWe when your in a match vs Somebody? K~Dawg: Not offically a match, but it will pop up time for time when I make the challenge, but this wont be the last apperance of my match, this is a brutal match to be in, I invented it when i was in other fedartion and i tore the guy apart, I did the same to Triple H when we faced off, and now the same fate will happen to Alex Stone, Stone you just don't know what your getting yourself into.
Ahmed: One last question K~Dawg. K~Dawg: Shot.
K~Dawg starts laughing but holding it in because he realizes he said shot to him.
Ahmed Jordan: Here's a question nobody ever asked you, What's K~Dawgs favorite color? K~Dawg: I perfer silver, but BLUE! goes for me...GO BLUE!! Jordan: Okay, that you K~Dawg.
K~Dawg walks into his lockeroom to get ready.
SCENE TWO-Getting Ready.
K~Dawg is in his lockeroom taking a quick shower, in a few minutes he's done and walks out of the bathroom wearing his K~DAWG DESTINY Hoodie with a D.M.W shirt underneath, K~Dawg Sweatpants, Sunglasses, Heelie Nike's Sneakers, Fitted Detriot Tigers hat.
Lily: So it diffenelty looks like your ready. K~Dawg: Oh Fo' Sure, I've been ready since i seen Alex Stone win the No.1 Contendership at Summerslam, I know what i need to do in the ring, and I will do it perfectly, like i always handle my business in the ring, Alex Stone is the right guy for me to face off in my HOUSE OF FUN match, that is the reason I choose the match, I wanted to see what he can do in it, he mite beat me, He mite not, we mite even kick eachothers asses so bad, it mite go to a no contest, but one thing is sure, these fans, THA DAWG KRU are going to see one hell of a TV Title match, they paid good money to see Dynamic Destruction and we will serve them up right, our match will be betta than both Women's title matches, the eWe Championship match, the Mid-Eastern Title match, Hell even Y2J vs R-V-D, Dynamic Destruction...Perfect name for what kinds of matches we have for tonight.
K~Dawg looks over to the corner of the room and see's a bag with Lily's name on it.
K~Dawg: So they found your bag? Lily: Yeah, those fuckers told me that they had it the whole time, but didn't see it, so they delivered it when you we're in the ring, I bitch slapped the guy who gave me it, to send him a message to the airline to never fuck with Lily. K~Dawg: Isn't that nice.
K~Dawg sits down on the couch next to Lily so he can take a relax break before Dynamic Destruction starts.
Lily: How brutal do you think Dynamic Destruction will be? K~Dawg: Very, all these matches on Double D, all them could possible injury somebody else, but we're eWe..EXTREME WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT, we put it all on the line for the fans, but kids under 12 shouldn't watch unless they want to have nightmares about the matches, at the very last match at the end, there is going to be a huge blood stain in the ring, loads of blood will be shed, including all the title matches, but we're EXTREME like the name, Hardcore Shit always goes.
K~Dawg hears the Dynamic Destruction.
K~Dawg: It's time to start to show.
SCENE FADES.
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