EWE X-Tag Team Championship

[BJ Tomczik]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Sunday - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Sunday - 11 P.M.
Central: Sunday/Monday Morning - Midnight
Eastern: Monday 1 A.M.
U.K.: Monday 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limit: 6 RPs per team

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day

ALCATRAZ MATCH

The Extreme Connection
Edge and Christian
Dylan North and Cameron Hayden
Duke and Rick Cage

[Who Am I K~DAWG!!!!!]

|| inferno cage match/x-tag titles ||
||scene one ||
||rp #1 ||
the scene opens up to the ecw arena in philldelphia,pa rick cage is seen training against a new guy



the new guy is known as travis degreen as travis does a taunt to rick cage

cage then drops him with a clothseline then picks him up and knees him to the gut cage brings him back up to his feet and hit's the cage buster on him in the middle of the ring bt cage doesn't go for the pin like usally he ascends the turnbuckle and does a 450 legdrop and goes for the pin

ref:1...2...3...!!!!!

ring announcer:winner of this match the ewe x-division champion rick cage!!!!!

rick cage then picks up his title and grabs a microphone and betgins to talk,

"the king of kings"Rick cage:Travis d you held your own i am proud of you but one thing you got remember is never underestimate your opponent i learned that the hardway and with a lot of hard work an dedication just maybe someday you will face me for my x-division title but none the less you did a excellent job good for you here let me shake your hand

**rick then extends his hand out for travis but travis then stops for a minute travis then starts to extends his hand out but slaps rick cage across the face rick then kicks travis in the gut and delivers another cage buster **

Rick cage:you ungratefull punk i was trying to be nice but you did something you shouldn't have but i have some bigger fish to fry i'll deal with you later

** rick cage then drops the microphone and holds his title up high on to the air as "blow me away"by:breaking benjamin hit's over the pa system as the scene goes to a quick commerical break

**commerical break**
burger king
direct tv
sprint
subway
**end of commerical**

the scene comes back from a commerical break rick cage is seen in his locker room as he is getting ready to change from his wrestling attire all of sudden a knock his heard from his door

Rick cage:yeah who is it??

voice behind the door:it's me rick your brother chris cage!!

Rick:oh doors open come on in...what's up chris..?

Chris cage:not much bro hey good job tonight against that travis dude what's this i heard you being on ewe ppv for retribution?

Rick:yea i have to defend my x-division belt against this punk shadow mage who's been doing nothing but sneak attacking me for the past two weeks so i made a match that i know i can win ...

Chris cage:oh yea what's that...?

Rick:inferno cage match !!!

Chris:what the hell are you thinking .....

Rick:what the hell am i thinking i am thinking of beating the shit out of shadow mage and keep him out of my buisness plus he made the challenge to me i just said when and where and i got to name the match so i did

Chris:jessssus christ!!! rick your going to get your self fucking killed..

Rick:no i am not i have been x-division champion for just about a month now and i am not ready to let this title go to some punk who doesn't deserve it yet alone sneak attacking me i am not going to just sit around let this up i am not going to backdown there's nothing you or paul heyman can say to get me out of this match i am going to go through with it and i am going to show these people why i am the true x-division champion damn it

chris:ok don't say i didn't warn you...

**chris cage then leaves rick then pulls his cigerettes out from his duffle bag and get's one out of the pack and lights it up and begins to smoke it the scene then fades away**

[Shawn Ashlocke]

OOC Notes: As usually, if you get offended by strong language, don't read. Also, please not the website address used in this RP is NOT A REAL SITE! As far as the format and stuff, meh, I figured I'd try something new. Feedback on the OOC board would be appreciated.

Sitting infront of his computer, wrapped up in his lonely life, filled with rejection and avoidance, a random EWE fan logs on to DylanNorth.com. The sounds of Dylan's current themesong; "No Rest For The Wicked" play as an opening video stream rolls, with random clips from Dylan's matches, ranging from EWX, to UKW, through several other less recognizable companies, and finally to EWE. The last specific clip we see is of Dylan and partner Cameron Hayden beating Diamond and Gothika in a tornado table match last week. As the video comes to an end, a graphic replaces it, that reads "DylanNorth.com - Your #1 info source on The Canadian Sensation" and a link appears below that says 'Click Here to Enter'. A cursor drags over it and clicks. Suddenly, a new page opens. It's a red, white and black layout, containing a series of links to different pages. The fan scrolls down past a couple updates about Dylan's travel to the next show, and finds a picture of Dylan sitting in a chair, seemingly talking into a camera. Underneath the picture reads 'Dylan issues a statement on the X-Tag title match'. The fan clicks it, and a Windows Media Player window opens.

Buffering: 20%... 40%... 60%.... 80%...

A clip begins to play. Dylan North is sitting in a small studio like setting, in a black leather chair. On one side of him, a large plant of some sort. The green contrasts the red curtain hanging behind him. On the other side, a black side table, with a bottle of water on it. Dylan is sitting back in the chair, relaxing, wearing a black Edmonton Oilers jersey. He cracks a funny little smile.

Dylan North: Hi.... normally this is a part where one would introduce himself, but if you're on this page, obviously you know who I am already. Also, chances are, you know that it would normally be against my morals...

He looks down at the jersey.

Dylan North: To EVER support the Oilers... but what can I say? Canadian pride... and if one of our own is going to the Cup finals, then dammit, I'm gunna wave the flag. But anyway... you're not here to listen to me talk about hockey. You're here because you want to hear my reaction to the X Tag Title finals. Ya know, this has been an interesting month... my partner, Cameron Hayden, and I haven't been in a single match all month, that we weren't side by side... all month I've been leaning on him, and he's been leaning on me. If he loses, I lose... and vice versa... our fates have been interlocked. This is normally not something I would be comfortable with. I like to rely on MYSELF... to know that if everything goes south, and I end up losing... that it's because I fucked up. I don't like leaving my destiny in the hands of others, and the perfect example of why was the six man tag match, just over two weeks ago. I don't LIKE Duke... I don't TRUST him... but I was forced to team with him, and he dropped the ball. His blundring and foolishness cost me the match... this is why I'm normally NOT a tag team wrestler. But Hayden... Hayden is different. This kid came to me, as a shell of a man... this pathetic little morsel of a human being that most people wouldn't even bother giving the time of day, much less considering as a partner. But the boy had something nobody around here seems to have... RESPECT. I gave him a match, and told him that if he listened to what I told him, if he followed my example I would make him a star.... he had the respect for me to listen, and do as I told him... and low and behold, not two weeks later, I see him become EWE X-Division Champion. Yeah, I was there. I was in the crowd... front row to be exact, to watch my prodigy in action. I wouldn't have missed it for the world... and to see the way he had blossomed, it was one of the proudest days of my life. It's like he was.... well, the phrase is, the son I never had... but it's more like the son I had, and was stolen from me. But that's another story for another time.

The point is, he did something YEARS of competing for myself couldn't do... he made me feel, deep down in the cockles of my heart, like I had accomplished something lasting. Title reigns are forgotten, companies close, T-shirts fade in the wash, or get outgrown... but when you can look at one of the brightest young stars in the business, and say 'I helped MAKE that'.... it lasts. Cause every match he wins, I win. Every title he touches, I took him to... For his whole career, every accomplishment he gains, is sort of mine, in a vicarious kind of way, and then in time HE will touch someone ELSE'S career the way I touched his, and the cycle continues... for years and years to come, the brightest young stars of the wrestling business will bear the North symbol of greatness... and that's something NOBODY can take from me. That's why I make this exception... that's why Hayden, and Hayden ALONE is worthy of standing at my side.

He unscrews the cap from his water bottle and takes a big swig. He then leans forward, resting his forearms on his knees and taking a second to think.

Dylan North: Now... as for my opponents. See, this is where things get interesting. First of all, the team NOBODY'S betting on... the matches charity case. Duke... and Rick Cage. Cage, buddy, what are you thinking? You're facing a double header at Retribution... you're already facing this... what does he call himself? The Shadow Mage? The guy's got your number, kid. He's taken you out twice in a row... on your BEST night, this guy would probably tear you limb from limb, and yet you expect to fight THIS match.... and THEN face him? Damn...guess there's no accounting for intelligence in EWE. Not that it surprises me. But Cage, I want you to know this.... should you, by some MIRACLE manage to be able to hold onto that X-Division title... I'm the next in line. If you manage to keep that title, I'm calling you out. The way I see it, your reign with that title has already worn out it's welcome... and I have no problem being the man who takes it from you. But ya know, taking the double header was just the FIRST mistake you made, Cage... the other, was having DUKE as your partner. First of all, lets be totally honest here.... Hayden and I, we had that Six man tag match IN THE BAG until that dead weight lowlife tacked himself onto the equasion. No offense to our world champion, Sean Lewis.... but he's no Cameron Hayden. He's no Dylan North. and Edge and Christian, don't make me laugh. Even in a HANDICAP MATCH, we would have stood a better chance. But Duke? ...He did his job perfectly. He got pinned. It's what he does. Nobody expected any better from him, and he sure as hell didn't prove us wrong. He's a damn good partner for YOU though Cage.... at least he'll make sure the match is over before I can weaken you TOO badly for your other match.

Then we have the so-called EXTREME CONNECTION.... Johnny and Christy Chaos. Aren't these two like... brother and sister? Or was it husband and wife? or.... hell, I can't be bothered to care. Hell, for all I care they could be BOTH.... They could be the Donnie and Marie Osmand of EWE! Hell, they could move to Alabama, or Arkansas where that kinda thing is tolerated, get hitched, have a ton of kids, each with eleven toes and have a nice little happy life, I don't give a RATS ASS. All I care about is that they stay outta my way. Johnny.... Christy... I don't know you. I'll admit that. I don't know the FIRST THING about you. Frankly, because you never interested me. You never really caught my attention, and convinced me you were worth my time. I don't watch your matches... I don't listen to your promos. For all intents and purposes, you don't EXIST to me. Consider that a gift. Because you see, when I don't know you exist.... I can't hate you, and my hatred is NOT something you want. You see, hate feuls me... drives me... leads me to do things your average person would regret. Hate has led me to end 3 peoples lives, and countless more careers. Hate lead me to chase people like EMPEROR BEN out of company after company, cause they knew once I caught their scent, they were as good as dead, so they hit the trails. Those who step on my toes quickly regret it... so my advice to you is to keep boring me. Sit back in your little chairs and keep passing under my radar... stay away from titles, stay away from big name stars... just continue to be as mediocre as possible, and you'll be safe. But if you, even for a moment, harbor any delusions of taking these titles that rightfully belong to Mr. Hayden and myself... think again. Because we're taking these titles, and DESTROYING anyone who stands in our way... so as long as you avoid Hayden and myself, and don't go attempting anything stupid like trying to win... all will be forgiven. We will forgive the foolishness you showed by making it this far, as if under the impression you could win, and you can go back to your little pedestrian lives as if this match never existed. But make no mistake... SHOULD you try to win... you will suffer. You will suffer more than you ever have... and in the end, you will STILL walk out empty handed. Give up, Johnny... Walk away, Christy... at least you'll have your health.

Again, Dylan takes a drink from his water bottle. At this point the fans piece of shit computer lags out, and the scene freezes for a second, and skips completely, him lowering the bottle, and cuts right back into the statement.

Dylan North: Unfortunately for Christian... he will not recieve the same offer. See, his bed has already been made... his fate, already sealed. The sins he has commited against me will not be so easily forgiven. When I walk into this match, I walk into a ring with my partner... four men... one woman... and a walking, talking, BULLSEYE. Christian is nothing more to me, now, than a beacon for all my agression... a vent for my frustrations. You see to HIM, the hatred I spoke of is already VERY real... he felt the start of it in the six man match... but due to the failure of Duke, I was not permitted to execute the full potential of it. This time will be different. This time Christian, you won't get away so easily. If I were you, I'd PRAY that Edge is the one who starts in the ring, and you are confined to the safety of the elevated cage... where I can't reach you, because that cage will be all that stands between you, and total destruction. I will tear you APART... take you to a place you've never seen... bring you, physically AND psychologically, to the edge and back... and you will PRAY. You will get down on your knees and beg the almighty, whoever you hold that to be, to spare you another encounter with me. You will make all sorts of false promises.... about how, if you just live through this, you swear you'll go to church every Sunday, or you'll try to be a better person, althought we all know that's a feet of which you are incapable. But should a greater power manage to bond you to this world, and stop me from pulling you out of existance itself... so be it. There will be another encounter... on the next XPlosion, if I have my way. I want justice for what happened in the six man match... I want vengeance... I want... RETRIBUTION! You and me Christian, mono e' mono... if you're as good as you seem to think you are, you should have no problem fighting your own battles.... or wait, is that not "how you roll"? ....Such a shame, Christian. You used to be a respectable athlete... another testiment to the wrestling superiority of Canada... but now? You're just another blemish on our country's reputation. Makes me glad you're living in Florida now... rest assured, you won't be missed.

But Edge... you're the one who has me confused, buddy. Why are you still teaming with this piece of shit? I know he's your brother and all but come on... even YOU must be able to see how much he's changed. You said it yourself, you've got more in common with people like me and Hayden than you do with him.... you chastised the fans for cheering him, and HIM for SEEKING their cheers. You can see it, I know you can, that he is not the man he was... nor is he the kind of man you want to be associated with. I understand that you wanted a partner for this tournament, and no better options presented themselves but... for the love of god, if you value your career, ditch this loser. You know how to find me, talk to nearly anybody in the back, almost ALL of them know how to contact me, or know someone who does... let's talk. You've got potential... untapped potential, but potential none the less. You could be my new project.... the new Cameron Hayden. In a few short months, even weeks, you could be something again... and all you have to do, is lose Christian. Think about it Edge... I'll be waiting for your answer.

Well kiddies, that does it for this edition. Make sure to tune in to Retribution to see yours truly walk out of the legendary ECW Arena as X Tag Champion... I know, it's not much, but a sign of things to come.... and to those loyal Canadians, stay true to your routes... and to those who have always supported me, it's appreciated. But to those of you who are offended by the things I say or do... to those of you who bet against me, who said I'd never make it, that I'd never be anything... Fuck you. Fuck Christian. Fuck Duke. Fuck Rick Cage. Fuck all o' you!

He raises up his right hand and raises his middle finger. That's the last thing we see before it cuts to static and the DylanNorth.com logo appears over the static and the clip ends.

[Who Am I K~DAWG!!!!!]

|| Double Header||
||x-tag - xdivision championship|

the scene opens up to rick cage outside in a weird location where a huge flame is shooting up off the ground has red and strobe lights are seen rick cage then begins to talk

Rick cage:you know man this scene behind me here is a house burning with people trapped inside just like shadow mage and myself will be in the first ever inferno caged match but i am also in another match up for the x-tag team titles against the extreme connection edge and christian and of course dylan north and cameron hayden now my first thing is appointed to dylan north

what makes you think you can stay with the big dog huh u see dylan the reason i accepted the double header is to proove to everyone in the ewe that i am the best damn x-division champion ever not backing down from any challenges but yet you question my intgereity

now on to shadow mage ,, you have one serious issue dude you say i am afraid of fire and steel hell you aint no heel like me theme song says i am going to blow you away at retribution along with everyone in the x-tag title tourney that i am not afraid to fight and live to tell it the next day that's why i am the x-division champion now and forever will be the x-division champion along with aquiring new gold this sunday night at retribution i will proove to everyone why i am in a double header and if you want extreme then you haven't seen the insane side of me i suggest you keep yourd kids in their rooms

** all of sudden paul heyman comes next to rick cage and begins to speak**

Paul Heyman:you see people this why you never underesitmate your opponent on june 3rd at the ecw arena in new york city rick cage is going to take it to the extreme level of which you haven't seen before all those other matches you seen wheren't nothing at all june 3rd will be shadow's mage finall resting place for rick cage will put him on the shelf and baned him from all of wrestling today so for shadow mage i'll be saying bye bye

and as for the x-tag title match goes rick cage and duke will come out to the top like they have been doing in the past couple of weeks....

the scene then fades

[carlito]

ooc: well considering the fact that me and Ash no showed for Cage and Duke, and are still here, is absolutely fucking laughable...

We have nothing to lose in this match... were not even suppose to be here...

So here goes nothing

EDIT at 16:28 GMT: From Russia With Love

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ok... i dont know how i got this rp... been ill these past two days...comps been on for two days all night... and made 25% recovery...anyway even though Me and Abdul No Showed Last week due to Exams....anyone enough said.... read the rp enjoy.... and morons under the age of 16 get permission from ya parents before ya read...

www.freewebs.com/ecw2006/Ash/edgerp5.htm

[Shawn Ashlocke]

The scene opens outside the famous ECW Arena. Fans lined up all around the building are holding signs and wearing the T-shirts of their favorite superstars. They all chant, appropriate to the arena, "E-C-Dub, E-C-Dub" even though what they're lined up for is an EWE show... but nobody can really blame them. Outside the arena are big billboard like promo displays for the big matches of the night.... one for Sean Lewis and Duke for the World Title... another for Rikku and Christy for the Diva title, and others that aren't visable from this camera angle... but as the camera draws closer to the door, we see one that the entire crowd seems captivated by. A much bigger, must more eye catching display: The X-Tag Title finals. We hear some randomly scattered speculation about who's going to win - all the bets seem to be split between Edge and Christian, and North and Hayden. The camera then proceeds in through the still closed arena doors, and down through a little doorway into the arena, which has been all set up. The ring stands in the middle of a bunch of chairs, which are all gathered down on the floor. The stage is set, and the screen is ready. The spotlights and pyros are all in place, awaiting the first dramatic entrance, far beyond what this little arena is used to putting on. But something seem odd. There, in one seat, staring down at the ring... is Dylan North. He's wearing a black T-shirt with a promo for the band 'Disturbed' on it. He gazes down at what will, in a few short hours, be his world, as he locks it up in the first ever Alcatraz match.

Dylan North: So.... here we are. The ECW arena. A place where I have never wrestled... and yet, know all too well. A place I watched closely for all those years as guys like Shane Douglas, Taz, Rob Van Dam and Tommy Dreamer made this place a wrestling fan's meccha. A place where one of my idols, the man they call Raven crucified The Sandman for all the world to watch. Where my fellow Calgarian Lance Storm faced his student and tag team partner, Justin Credible, in probably one of the best, most technical matches in ECW history.... indeed, this place holds a lot of memories for me, and I couldn't be more honored to have been asked here... not only for a first of its kind match... but what will likely be one of the biggest nights of my EWE career.

He leans back, and rubs the side of his face... most likely thinking about whether or not to shave before the big match.

Dylan North: This will be a night when Cameron Hayden and I will not only WIN the first ever Alcatraz match.... but will become champions, and in the process vanquish one of the biggest name tag teams in wrestling history. You see, there is dissention in the ranks between Edge and Christian... they act like everything's all sunshine and roses while they're flying around the world with Jim Cornette and their disease-ridden whores... but a couple weeks ago, I saw the truth. Edge talked more fondly of ME than he did his own brother. He complimented ME, while critizing Christians love for his.... "peeps". This is just a sign of things to come. These two are growing apart, as Hayden and I only continue to gain momentum. Yes, Christian had a point... the win last time was theirs. Or rather, the win over Duke belonged to Sean Lewis, but that really comes as no shock. Edge and Christian have never.... NEVER faced a team like us before. The Dudleys, the Hardyz, Outlaws, none of them come NEAR comparrison to us. And why? Because unlike all of those teams... and unlike Edge and Christian themselves... we didn't make our name in the tag team division. We didn't need to lean on anybody else to become stars. We forged our reputations through pushing harder, and being better than everyone around us... we got in there and fought till there was no fight left to be had.... we didn't GET to tag somebody else in, and take a breather! Hell, the match that really solidified MY place in the main event... came when I took on five men, one after another. And you know what? I beat them all! I won myself the right to be called a contender.... and eventually, a champion. And all with no help from anyone. The way I see it, a tag specially is essencially admitting he can't hold his own. He can only, in essence, win if he fights only half the match. These are the roots Edge and Christian come from... and still, they brag. They go on and on about how they've held more tag team titles than any other team in wrestling history... and yet, all they are really saying is that they have a CONSISTANT place... in the middle card. How very impressive boys, I hope you're proud.

But speaking of pride.... what about our X-DIVISION CHAMPION? Surely THAT is a feat to be proud of... if only he weren't hiding in the back, ducking some guy who thinks every day is halloween! Listen Rick, this guy Shadow Mage seems to have you running pretty scared, but what you don't realize is... you've got one HELL of a match lined up before you ever even SEE him! You've got a long way to go before that match, my friend. You're walking in to a match that you have never been in... against SIX opponents, all of which, arguable, could beat you on any night of the week... and the one man against whom you'd stand a chance... is in your own corner. Hell, you trying to win this match is like a black guy trying to play hockey... it's god damned LAUGHABLE. So let me give you some advice.... don't worry about the Shadow Mage. I mean, come on. How bad can a guy be who has to hide in the darkness to scare someone? ....As far as you're concerned, he should be the farthest thing from your mind. What you SHOULD be focusing on... is SURVIVING the Alcatraz match.

He turns and looks into the camera.

Dylan North: But see, me? I'm not worried about survival. There's no doubt in my mind that, not only will I walk out of the ECW arena tonight... but that I'll walk out as one half of the X Tag champions.You see, this match favors the extreme.... hell, we're in the arena of E - C - Fuckin' - W!!!! I was BORN for this! This is my destiny! I'm going to show you all that locking in a hold and making you scream like a newborn isn't all I can do... I'm going to show you that no matter how far you search.... no matter how long you look... no matter how many people you observe.... they don't... they just DON'T come anymore extreme than ME. I'm coming out there with two goals in mind.... to leave with the gold... and to uphold the proud tradition of this great arena... I will give it exactly what it craves.... violence! Brutality! BLOODSHED! If I were any of the other competitors in this match.... if I were on any team other than my own... I would get on my knees, bow my head, and PRAY that it's Hayden that starts this match for our team, and not me... because if it's not... somebody's going to get hurt... and I assume NO responsibility. You all made your beds, when you won your qualifying matches, and now you get to lie in them.

But ya know.... NOBODY... and I mean NOBODY is better at "lying" in bed... than Edge's girl LITA.... and no, Edge, I'm not talking about 'lying around' I mean bold, two-faced, cold-hearted DECEPTION... like when she was sitting there during that so-called 'sex tape' - ACTING like she could actually feel a damn thing! Trust me buddy, when you've been with as many women as I have... you start to notice when they're faking it... and well, it was pretty obvious. I mean, come on, she wasn't exactly putting on an oscar winning performance! I've gotten better moans that that by just LOOKIN at a girl... but I mean, even if she WAS actually satisfied.... would that really be that much of an accomplishment? I mean, let's face the facts! At this point, that bitch is so loose, it's like tossing a hotdog down a hallway! ....Though, I'll give it to ya... you were really rippin her a new one.... 'course... we all know MATT ripped the OLD one, so...

He turns to the camera and smiles, knowing how much Edge likes to be reminded of that name.

Dylan North: I mean... what an honor... you're officially MATT HARDY: VERSION 2!!! So congrats... it seems a greased up sewer rat in dying need of a haircut is a STEP UP from a wanna-be grunge rocker who makes pants out of hideous curtains. You must really consider yourself hot shit NOW. But don't worry, Edge... I promise that no matter what happens... even when I beat your ass and make you cry like a little girl... I won't steal Lita away from you. I won't show her whats it's like to be with a real man, and make you loose face to her... cause frankly, there aren't enough condoms IN THE WORLD to make me stick it in THAT thing... see, unlike SOME people... I'm rather attatched to my penis, and would prefer it NOT to turn blue and fall off... so buddy, she's ALL YOURS. I'll settle for leaving with the belts, and you can keep your gutter slut. But speaking of belts...

He turns and looks to his right shoulder as he brushes it, as if to clear a space.

Dylan North: I think it's time this shoulder got weighed down... I think it's time I proved my worth... I think it's time... the X Tag Titles.... came home... up NORTH.

And with that he gets up and walks out of the row, past the camera. The camera turns to face the stage, and slowly fades to black.

[Mello Yello]

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