Five Way F*ckers

[BJ Tomczik]

Deadlines:

Pacific: Sunday - 10 P.M.
Mountain: Sunday - 11 P.M.
Central: Sunday/Monday Morning - Midnight
Eastern: Monday 1 A.M.
U.K.: Monday 6 A.M.

RolePlay Limit: 4 RPs

RPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day

Hardcore
Syco
Malici
The Linz
Dark Tiger

[linzman2]

OOC: Y'all want interesting? Here it is! lol

Terri Runnels is walking down the hallway when she hears some banging and yelling. She looks up and sees The Linz's dressing room. She puts an ear to the door.

Linz: MOTHER FUCKER!!

XXX: Hey! It's not your fault! You'll get a rematch!

Linz: That's not the point! I got a fucking loss on my unblemished record and I didn't even lose! If I ever find out who that masked mother fucker was I'm gonna fucking bury him. What makes it worse is that damn match was for the title! Why the fuck should I have to wait?

XXX: Don't worry about it...

Linz: Don't worry about it? Not only that, that Boxer bitch gets a title shot at Retribution when it should be ME! Then on top of that they stick me in a fucking five way match! Like what the hell? Obviously someone forgot or ignored that I kicked that guy's ass. I should get my damn rematch first...

Terri decides to knock on the door.

Linz: WHAT?

Terri opens it a crack.

Terri: Linz?

Linz: What?

Terri: Can I come in?

Linz: I'm not in the mood for an interview right now Terri...

Terri: I'm not here for an interview...

Linz gives her a weird look.

Linz: Why you here then?

Terri: Honestly, what happened a few weeks ago I just can't seem to get out of my head, no matter how hard I try.

XXX: Are you talking about...*starts to smirk*

Terri: Yes.

Terri closes and locks the door.

Terri: It keeps me up at night just fantasizing about it. I want it again...

Linz smiles.

Linz: You just made my day!

Terri: Oh you haven't seen nothing yet...

Terri takes off her clothes revealing very sexy lingerie underneath.

Linz: Terri...

Terri: Oh I'm not done.

Terri sticks her hand in her mouth then slides it down her panties. She starts rubbing around before leaning back against the door. She closes her eyes and begins to moan. She suddenly opens her eyes with a very hungry look on her face.

Linz: Hell with this!

Linz starts ripping his own clothes off.

Linz: *To XXX* You too!

Linz stands there in black silk boxers as XXX strips down to her lacy bra and panties. Linz walks up to Terri and stands in front of her. Terri places her free hand on Linz's chest and moans. XXX comes from behind Linz with a bottle of champagne and reaches over Linz and pours it down Terri's chest. Terri puts her head back with pleasure and Linz attacks her neck. Terri continues to work on herself as XXX drops the bottle and reaches around Linz to help Terri out. XXX uses her free hand to shimmy down Linz's boxers. He stands there naked as Terri and XXX make a joint effort to take off her panties. Linz turns Terri around and sticks it in her. Terri lets out a loud moan as Linz starts to go to work. XXX walks around and gets in between Terri and the door. Terri takes it from behind from Linz as her and XXX make out and fondle each other.




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Meanwhile Ahmed is walking down the same hallway and hears a commotion. He looks around and hears a loud bang on his left. He turns and listens carefully, hearing moaning and groaning. Ahmed slowly approaches Linz's door and puts his ear to the door. He hears the two woman groaning with pleasure and Linz's deep breathing. Ahmed jumps back from the door when Linz gives a more enthusiastic thrust, causing Terri to cry out with ecstasy. Ahmed looks down both directions of the hallway and sees no one there.



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Back inside XXX is performing oral sex on Terri as she is taking it from behind by Linz. Everyone seems to climax at the same time, then it all comes to a stop. The threesome lie there in silence before Linz's eyes open wide.

Linz: *In a whisper*Sssshhhh.

Girls: What?

Linz: I think I hear something...

Linz slowly exits XXX, getting one last moan out of her. He quickly and quietly puts on his boxers and approaches the door. He very quickly opens the door wide and sees Ahmed standing there with his fly down in the middle of jacking off.

Linz: WHAT THE HELL?

A few people look around the corners and see Linz standing there in his boxers and Ahmed standing there with his hand around his dick.

Linz: YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!

Ahmed looks around as people start laughing. He quickly tucks himself away and takes off running.

Linz: Next person who comes near here is going to be on worker's comp for the rest of their lives!

Linz goes back inside the dressing room and looks down. He sees both girls in a 69 position mucking each other out.

Linz: Nice, but I need a break. Gimme about fifteen minutes.

Linz goes to the back of the dressing room as the girls continue to dike it out.

[hardcore]

Hardcore is walking down the hall mining his own business. He walks past The Linz lockeroom were he hears some moans. Hardcore stops walking he takes a few steps past. He looks around he cracks the door open some to see something that really raises his interest. Hardcore see something he has only seen on adult TV. Hardcore opens the door some more and walks in he just stands there watching nobody even notices him. Well Atleast for awhile. Then The Linz notices him.

Linz: What The Fuck man. This show is for my eyes only.

Hardcore: Well I guess I can get a knife and cut out your eyes so I can Continue watching.

Linz: I would like to see you try.

Hardcore: Maybe some other time. Actual I can here to make a deal with you.

Linz: What Kind of deal.

Hardcore: Well I have a love hate relationship with EWE. I have no showed a few times. When I was Brent Acid I lost every match. I want to clean my act up.

Linz: So What does that have to do with me.

Hardcore: After the PPV and our Five way match I want to form a team and go after something I have won many of Tga Titles. I have won tag titles in over Twenty Five feds and I want to make it twenty six. SO Linz Deal or No Deal.

Linz: Why should I team with you?

Hardcore: You Can if you want all I am asking is think about it. Intill I get your answer though the rest of this show is Postponed.

Terri stops sexing it up gets up and leaves with Hardcore.

[linzman2]

Linz stands there for a minute as XXX lies there with a disappointed look on her face.

XXX: I wasn't done yet...

Linz: Oh well. She got you, but you got her first. One second...

Linz dashes to the dressing room door.

Linz: HEY HARDCORE!!

Hardcore and Terri, who have made their way around a bend peek back.

Hardcore: Yeah?

Linz: You got a deal. I won't mind teaming with a name like "Hardcore". You just better bring it man! And just so you know, I still have unfinished business with Mr. Man and that All American Title. But as far as you and I are concerned, after Retribution, you and I will become the next Tag Team Champions.

Hardcore: Sounds good man.

Linz: HEY TERRI!

Terri peeks around Hardcore.

Terri: Yes?

Linz: Get your sweet little ass back here, you ain't done yet!

Terri looks up at Hardcore who looks at her then at Linz.

Linz: Hey, you said the show was postponed until you got an answer. You got your answer. Terri, come here.

Terri looks up at Hardcore who shrugs his shoulders.

Hardcore: A deal's a deal. Go.

Terri smirks and walks sexually back to Linz. She runs her hand along his abs then enters the room.

XXX: Oh hello again...

The girls start to giggle as Linz closes the door.

Linz: Hardcore, got a second?

Linz walks up to Hardcore.

Hardcore: What?

Linz: If we're gonna do this thing maybe we should lay off each other at the PPV a little bit, just so we come out of it in better shape. I won't attack you, but I sure as hell ain't gonna let you win. I'm sure you want to win as bad as I do.

Hardcore: Doesn't sound like a bad idea, but I can't promise anything.

Linz: Neither can I.

Hardcore: *Snickers* Sounds good, but Linz...

Linz: Yeah?

Hardcore: Next time you talk to me put some damn pants on man!

Linz looks down and sees only his tenting black silk boxers.

Linz: OOPS! Sorry man. Nice to meet you, I'll see you at Retribution.

Linz walks back to his dressing room and opens the door.

Linz: Who's up for round TWO??

Both girls moan in delight as Linz closes and locks the door.

[[YEW-MAN-GAH!]]

OOC: see Linz, you're actually interesting me now.

[syco]

OOC: I have decided to go a new route with Syco please tell me what you think.


Part One=I am your Savior

Syco is shown sitting in his lockeroom watching the monitor.

Syco
What is the World coming to. We have Hardcore Brent Acid pimping out his shemale girlfriend. We have Linz having a threesome with a crack whore and Brents Shemale Girlfriend.We have Linz accepting to be Brents partner just so he can have a threesome with a crackwhore and Brents Shemale Girlfriend. Sad thing is I have to be in the ring with these people. We all know Brent has Aids and Linz no telling what STD's he has.Malici and Dark Tiger will probally no show and it will probally be two on one against me. Man I must of fucked up big time in a past life to have to deal with this shit. Fans you know the World is going down the Toilet when a guy named Syco is your voice of reason.

Syco gets up and walks down to hall to Linz lockeroom there is oohhhing and suhhhhing.

Syco
Behind this door is something so scary and sickening I dare not show you but I will. Look at the disgust

www.madsex.org/0603/29/gallery2/08.jpg

Syco
Did you see it makes you want to puke doesn't it. Fans the World has become a sess poll of disgusting perverts,Druggies,and racist scum and for some reason they all come here to EWE. Well Fans I am your Moral Warrior I will clean up EWE if its the last thing I do. Fans Your Savior has stepped up EWE's Savior has accepted his duty. I will clean up EWE like it or NOT!!

Part Two=Disgust

Syco is standing by with Terri. He is looking at here with pure Disgust.

Terri
I am standing by with Syco. Syco you have..

Syco doesn't even let her finish her question.

Syco
You disgust me you filthy shemale WHORE. I refuse to let some one with no morals what so ever interview me. Go back to your pimp Brent Acid you dirty disgusting BITCH.

Terri runs off in tears.

Syco
Parents fear no longer I will clean up EWE I will make it a place you can bring your children to watch clean wholesome wrestling. I will start here on Exlosion. By destory filth mongers like Hardcore and The Linz then I will destore those second rate strippers EWE calls Divas like Candice,Rikku and others. Then I will go to chaos and destory there bringers of filth like Chris Steel who is noth but a racist talking about Mexicans who cant fix his burgers right and he supports child molesting by saying the boys who get raped by there teachers should quit bitching and be grateful about it. It truely makes me sick to my stomach that this filth gets put on tv. Well that stops tonight Chairman of EWE Vince McMahon I warn you once and only once clean up EWE or I will destory you along with the bringers of Flith!

Syco walks off.

[stormfront]

syco said:

OOC: I have decided to go a new route with Syco please tell me what you think.


Part One=I am your Savior

Syco is shown sitting in his lockeroom watching the monitor.

Syco
What is the World coming to. We have Hardcore Brent Acid pimping out his shemale girlfriend. We have Linz having a threesome with a crack whore and Brents Shemale Girlfriend.We have Linz accepting to be Brents partner just so he can have a threesome with a crackwhore and Brents Shemale Girlfriend. Sad thing is I have to be in the ring with these people. We all know Brent has Aids and Linz no telling what STD's he has.Malici and Dark Tiger will probally no show and it will probally be two on one against me. Man I must of fucked up big time in a past life to have to deal with this shit. Fans you know the World is going down the Toilet when a guy named Syco is your voice of reason.

Syco gets up and walks down to hall to Linz lockeroom there is oohhhing and suhhhhing.

Syco
Behind this door is something so scary and sickening I dare not show you but I will. Look at the disgust

www.madsex.org/0603/29/gallery2/08.jpg

Syco
Did you see it makes you want to puke doesn't it. Fans the World has become a sess poll of disgusting perverts,Druggies,and racist scum and for some reason they all come here to EWE. Well Fans I am your Moral Warrior I will clean up EWE if its the last thing I do. Fans Your Savior has stepped up EWE's Savior has accepted his duty. I will clean up EWE like it or NOT!!

Part Two=Disgust

Syco is standing by with Terri. He is looking at here with pure Disgust.

Terri
I am standing by with Syco. Syco you have..

Syco doesn't even let her finish her question.

Syco
You disgust me you filthy shemale WHORE. I refuse to let some one with no morals what so ever interview me. Go back to your pimp Brent Acid you dirty disgusting BITCH.

Terri runs off in tears.

Syco
Parents fear no longer I will clean up EWE I will make it a place you can bring your children to watch clean wholesome wrestling. I will start here on Exlosion. By destory filth mongers like Hardcore and The Linz then I will destore those second rate strippers EWE calls Divas like Candice,Rikku and others. Then I will go to chaos and destory there bringers of filth like Chris Steel who is noth but a racist talking about Mexicans who cant fix his burgers right and he supports child molesting by saying the boys who get raped by there teachers should quit bitching and be grateful about it. It truely makes me sick to my stomach that this filth gets put on tv. Well that stops tonight Chairman of EWE Vince McMahon I warn you once and only once clean up EWE or I will destory you along with the bringers of Flith!

Syco walks off.

It's funny you talk about what Steele on Chaos has done. You never mentioned me, am I going to recieve a visit from you soon?

[BJ Tomczik]

Seriously, you need to stop leaving comments on roleplays... do it on the OOC board

[linzman2]

OOC: Don't center out Stormfront, Law put on an OOC post on here too. (Thank you for the compliment btw, much appreciated). EVERYONE keep your personal comments on the OOC board, I don't like my matches mucked up with OOC comments anymore then anyone else does. Thank you. Anyhoo...

Camera shows Linz's door opening and Terri sliding out.

Terri: I'll see you two around! Hee hee.

Terri pushes her hair back down (which is in a total mess).

Terri: Man, never had something THAT big up there before...

Terri rubs her butt and walks away, kind of uncomfortably. Seconds later Linz and XXX walk out. Linz has a huge conquerer smile on his face as XXX dangles on his arm.

XXX: Wow, that was simply AMAZING!

Linz: Yeah no kidding. I'm even impressed.

XXX: I love you!

Linz: I love you too...

They peck and begin walking down the hallway. They walk by a broom closet and stop.

Linz: I hear something...

XXX: What now?

Linz: Crying...

Linz opens the broom closet door and sees Ahmed sitting there in a heap bawling his eyes out.

Linz: HEY MAN!!

Ahmed looks up with his bloodshot eyes.

Ahmed: Oh no...

Ahmed tries to run past Linz but Linz stops him.

Linz: Yo man. I didn't mean what I said. Just not everyday I got some guy jacking off outside my dressing room door...

Ahmed bursts into tears.

Linz: Hey hey hey hey! I don't blame you man! Look, no hard feelings, let's just forget this ever happened, and carry on as interviewer and interviewee, alright?

Ahmed nods.

Linz: Ok, so wipe those damn tears off and go do your job!

Ahmed: Thank you...

Ahmed composes himself and walks away looking for interview material.

Linz: We'll catch up with him later. I'm hungry.

Linz and XXX make their way to the arena food counter.

Food Counter Girl: Hello!

Linz: Hello there. Two hot dogs, a hamburger, a thing of nachos and cheese, two coffee crisps, large fry with gravy, two large Pepsi's and a slice of pizza please.

FCG: That everything?

Linz: No, what are you having XXX?

FCG stifles a giggle.

XXX: Just a salad please. I'll just pick at your food.

Linz: No you're not!

XXX: Grrrr. Fine. Small fry, no gravy please.

FCG: Ok, that'll be...

Ahmed: LINZ LINZ LINZ!!!

Linz: What man?

FCG tells XXX the price and XXX pays as Ahmed comes running towards Linz.

Ahmed: LINZ!!

Linz: *Sarcastically* AHMED!

Ahmed: Linz, I dug up something that might be of some interest to you...

Linz: Fire it off my man!

Ahmed grabs a monitor and shows Syco's promo. Afterwards Ahmed sticks a mic in Linz's face.

Ahmed: Any comments?

Linz stands there stunned for a few moments.

Ahmed: Linz?

Linz stands there in silence with a confused look on his face.

Ahmed: Ummmm....Linz?

Linz: That has to be in the top five, no, top THREE worst promos I have ever seen cut!

Ahmed: Excuse me?

Linz: Who the bloody hell is Brent Acid?

Ahmed: Umm, that is the name that Hardcore used to go by.

Linz: Oh, ok. Then why the hell isn't he just calling him Hardcore, then? And why the hell is he calling XXX a crack whore? Doesn't a crack whore mean a nasty woman who does crack and is a whore? Camera, pan XXX please.

Camera points to XXX and looks her up and down.

Linz: Turn around my dear.

XXX does a sexy spin, then blows a kiss into the camera.

Linz: Now, XXX is far from nasty, never does drugs, and only sleeps with me, well, male wise anyway. Now who is Malici and Dark Tiger?

Ahmed: Uh, the other two wrestlers in the match.

Linz: Oh ok. Don't pay much attention to that, do I? *Laughs* And about the STD comment, I get tested regularly, and so does XXX. And if it's anyone's business, we're both clean. Now the thing that disturbed me the most was that shot of him fucking his sister, who is also his mother, and his aunt, who is also his uncle. Why would you do that? And he calls me sick.

FCG starts handing out the food.

Linz: *To FCG* You see this shit?

FCG: Umm, no.

Linz: Want to? It's pretty disturbing and stupid.

FCG: No thank you.

Linz: Man, get the guy a damn cape! Funny thing I noticed is that he goes around saying how bad the world has gotten and that he's going to clean it up, then he goes on record and says he's going to destroy Candice and Rikku, among others. Isn't that like woman abuse or something? Guy makes no sense. Doesn't support fucking a chick but you can "destroy" her. Fucking idiot. Did I just say "Rikku"?

Ahmed: Umm, yes.

Linz: Hey cool! Hey Rikku! Say hi to Tidus for me! And Auron! Oh wait, he's dead. No wait, he was already dead, he just went to that farplane place, right? Freaky shit.

Ahmed: Yuna's here too Linz.

Linz: No fucking shit! She's smokin' too! She acts like a goody two shoes, but I can tell she isn't! *Laughs* That other girl here? Paine I think her name was.

Ahmed: No.

Linz: Oh well, she seemed a little stuck up anyway. Should have a beer with them and Wakka someday, that guy rocks. Hey *slaps Ahmed* should set Nightmare up on a blind date with Kimarhi, I bet the conversation would be AWESOME, eh? *Laughs*

XXX: You're getting off track again, Linz.

Linz: Am I? What the hell were we talking about?

XXX: Syco.

Linz: Who?

XXX: Syco! The guy who's promo you just seen!

Linz: Oh yeah. Like I said, get the man a red cape, a blue tight shirt with a big "S" on it, and some blue tights. We'll call him "PSYCHO MAN!!"

XXX: *Rolls her eyes* Psycho starts with a "P" dumbass.

Linz: I know, but it can be a typo. Anyway, Psycho Man, you want to be the "hero" of the EWE? That's fine, but come Retribution, you're going to come face to face with your kyptonite AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE, SAYS THE L, I, N, AND THE Z!!

Linz walks away.

XXX: Umm, Linz?

Linz: *Out of camera range in a half whispered voice* Yeah?

XXX: The food?

Linz: Oh yeah. Wait, you grab it.

XXX: You grab it!

Linz: I can't!

XXX: Why not?

Linz: Cause I already walked out of camera range!

XXX: So? Come back!

Linz: No! I can't! Once I walk out, I can't come back! That's the rule!

XXX: You've done it before!

Linz: Yeah, on purpose!

XXX: You're such a tool!

Ahmed decides to help and hands the food to Linz out of camera range.

Linz: Thanks Ahmed. I hope you washed your hands before you touched my tray!

Ahmed bursts into tears and runs through the camera sight bawling his eyes out as XXX and Linz leave. The camera shows the FCG standing there all fluster fucked.

Camera fades out.

[Deavon Justice]

here is the first rp i know its short but its odd.

www.freewebs.com/therealdeal2000/malici2.html

[hardcore]

Scene starts with Hardcore in the ring he is trying to speak but the words just aren't coming out.

Hardcore: I...Well... Damn I am just speechless. I really do not know what to say about Syco. I have known the guy for awhile and well The dude has just dove off the deep end. I can see why he is pissed at women cause he Girl just left his ass. But bro what did you expect her name was Domi Moore. Now as going as far as calling me a pimp it true. Hey what can I say Pimping ant easy. Now calling my main ho Terri a shemale. That is going to far. I don't know who's room you went in to see what you saw but it wasn't Linz and XXX lockeroom. In matter of fact I did see Mr Man walking around with a chick that had a adams apple the other day. Now about this Moral Warrior crap dude you need to change that to Oral Warrior everyone knows about you and your "friend" Bobby.

Crowd: SYCO SUCKS......SYCO SUCKS

Hardcore: He sure does and in more ways then one. Now Linz my new Buddy this Five Way match is everyman for himself. SO if need be we might have to hook it up. If that is the case may the best man win. But after this match I feel so sorry for the dumb fucks that win that Tag Title Match. Cause your going to have The Linz and Hardcore coming for your asses and those Titles. Now Linz I dont know what you and XXX did to Terri but she has had a smile on her face for two days now and also hasn't been able to sit down for that long ether. But hey she did say any time any where you ever need a third wheel she is your girl. Now onto Malici and Black Pussy I mean Dark Tiger. You guys just need to stand back and let me and Linz kick Syco's ass its a personal thing. Ok Guys. Thanks.

Hardcore leaves the ring with his music blaring. The Next Scene goes down like this.

Hardcore is in his lockeroom with Terri and his new girl Molly.


Hardcore: Damn Terri your ass is still sore.

Terri: What can I say I got tore up in a good way.

Hardcore: What Linz is huge or something.

Terri: He didn't do it XXX did with a strapon.

Hardcore: Damn that dude is lucky to fi nd a girl freaky like that.

Molly: I wonder if they would be up for a 4some.

Terri: I don't know let go find out.

Terri and Molly leave to look for Linz and XXX.

Hardcore: Man that dude is lucky he is my tag partner or I would so have to charge him for these services.

[linzman2]

The Linz and XXX are walking around backstage.

XXX: I want a cat.

Linz: I want a pussy.

XXX: Shut up. I mean a real cat.

Linz: Why?

XXX: I don't know. Just want a pet.

Linz: Whatever...

Terri: Hi Linz!

XXX/Linz: Hi Terri.

Terri: Hi. I would like to introduce you two to my friend Molly Holly.

Molly: Hi!

XXX: Hello.

Linz: Hi.

Terri: She was wondering if she could join our little club we got going on here.

Linz: Sure. But not now, XXX and I got plans. You two can go muff dive if you want, we'll catch up with you later.

Linz walks away as XXX cops a feel on Molly on her way by.

XXX: You're turning down having three girls at once?

Linz: There's more to life then just fucking, XXX. I can't believe I just said that! *Laughs* Man, that Hardcore guy is one fucking cool dude. Letting me fuck his girls like that...

XXX: Gonna let him join in some time? *winks then laughs*

Linz: Not a chance in hell. Let's take a walk.

Linz and XXX walk down the street and see a strip club.

Linz: Feel like a beer?

XXX: Sure.

They go in and the bouncer goes to ID them, but recognizes them and invites them in. Linz orders a couple of beers and he and XXX sit at a table. They watch a few dancers and drink a few beers.

XXX: I'm feeling it already. *Giggles*

Linz: Ah hell...

DJ: Can I have everyone's attention please! I have just been informed that we have a couple of celebrities in our midst!

Linz: Ah hell again...

DJ: None other then the IWF's and EWE's The Linz and XXX are here folks!

Everyone claps as Linz raises a hand.

DJ: Let me be the first to wish you good luck at EWE Retribution and on your title defense against Condor!

Linz: THANK YOU!

DJ: Also, I would just like to let everyone know that tonight is amateur night here at the Pipe and Plug Inn...

Linz: Ah hell yet again...

DJ: ...and I'm just wondering if there are any ladies out there in the audience who would like to show our girls a thing or two on the stage!

Linz looks around and sees no other females sitting in the audience but XXX. XXX enthusiastically raises her hand in the air.

XXX: Oh OH! I'LL GO UP! I'LL GO UP!!!

DJ: Alright folks! We have a volunteer! It's none other then XXX! Get on up there girl and show us what you got!

Feel So Numb (Linz's old theme song) gets put on the air as XXX downs the rest of her beer and rushes up on stage. XXX starts prancing around on the stage, making her way around the poles as the waiter comes to feed Linz another couple of beers.

Waiter: Fine looking lady you have sir... I mean Linz!

Linz: Thanks. Fucking DJ did that on purpose. Every damn time we go to a strip club she always ends up on stage.

The waiter laughs and walks away. Linz (and the rest of the men) watch on as XXX plays the crowd and slowly takes off her clothes. She gets down to her bra and panties. She unclips her bra and toys with the crowd for a bit before letting go of it. The place goes nuts as she flaunts herself.

DJ: OH MY GOD!!!

Some guys at pervert's row start slapping away at the stage.

DJ: Who's going to offer her money? Who's it going to be?

One really drunk guy waives a five dollar bill in the air. He sticks it in his mouth and lies down on the stage. XXX approaches him and simply plucks out of his mouth and stuffs it down her panties. She shakes her head and calls him cheap.

DJ: Gotta do better then that folks!

Another man pulls out a ten and sticks it in his mouth. He lies on the stage and XXX crawls over to him and picks up the money with her tits. She stands up and stuffs the money down her panties.

DJ: Come on boys! Gotta do better then that!

The first drunk pulls out a twenty and unzips his fly and sticks the bill in his fly. He lies on the stage and XXX crawls over him, rubbing her boobs along his face and grabs the money with her teeth. She stands back up and plays the crowd, getting ready to take off her panties.

DJ: COME ON GENTLEMEN! I WANT TO SEE IT!!!

The first drunk pulls out a fifty dollar bill and puts it in his fly again. Linz starts banging his bottle on the table with a pissed off look on his face as the guy lies on the stage. XXX takes off her panties as the guys start going nuts. XXX crawls over to the guy and rubs her boobs along his face again and plucks the money from his fly with her teeth. She shakes her snapper right in the guys face. The drunk decides to take a taste so he runs his tongue up in her. XXX yells at him and tries to get up, but the man grabs her and starts licking away. XXX screams for him to get off and tries to punch him between the legs, but he's so drunk it doesn't even faze him. Linz tosses his table aside and walks up to the stage, smashing his bottle over the guy's head. XXX screams as the guy lets go. Linz starts pounding on the man as his buddies try to jump in. XXX scurries out of the way as three men jump on Linz. Linz stops pounding on the first guy and flips one guy off of him. The other two try to control Linz's arms but he's too strong. He flings one away and grabs the other one. He picks up the guy and body slams him through a table. Another guy tries a choke hold behind Linz, but Linz elbows the guy, who lets go. Linz grabs the guy by the head and smashes it on the stage. The guy falls as another guy charges Linz. Linz boots the guy in the gut, then smashes his head on the floor with a double hook DDT. The bouncers surround Linz, but Linz warns them not to try anything. Everyone is out of it but the drunk from the stage. While the fight was going on he got off the stage and stumbled away, but not far. Linz calls out to him and the man turns around. Linz flies by the bouncers and spears the guy to the ground. Linz picks up the guy in a military press and walks over to the mirrored off DJ section. Linz throws the man through the glass, and he goes flying into the DJ. The DJ pushes the man off of him as Linz jumps over the sound board. Linz grabs the DJ by the scruff of the neck. The bouncers run around to get Linz.

Linz: This is all your fault!

Linz smashes the DJ's head off the sound board once before the bouncers grab him. They get control of Linz and escort him kicking and swearing out the door. They throw Linz outside and quickly lock the door. Linz smashes the door's window and yells and swears inside. Linz walks around as XXX appears from the back fully dressed.

Linz: Are you ok?

XXX: Yes.

XXX walks up to Linz and hugs him.

XXX: Are you?

Linz: Gimme a break. Why did you have to do that? That ALWAYS happens!

XXX: What?

Linz: Every time we go to a strip club you end up on stage, and I end up kicking someone's ass and we get ejected.

XXX: But I made eighty five bucks!

Linz: Hey cool! And I never paid for the beers!

XXX: You started a tab?

Linz: Yeah, I was smart this time.

XXX laughs.

Linz: Let's go, I got a match to prepare for.

They leave.

[BJ Tomczik]

just for the record... a sex fest isn't going to win you the match... be creative kids

[darktiger]

Dark Tiger is in his hotel room with Darknyss. They are sitting on the bed, they look at the card, and then the promos

Dark Tiger: Wow, and i thought Ron Jeremy was bad enough, we got a sex fiend here in the EWE. I mean sex is good, but i dont go around doing like a porn star, fucking every girl i see.

Darknyss smiles sheepishly: yeah, you have me.

Dark Tiger smiles and kisses Darknyss.

Dark Tiger: awww poor Linz, cant take that he lost. You see Linz. You cant always get what you want dear boy, and at Retribution, I plan on handing you another loss. its guys like you that give this business a bad name.

Darknyss nods: Ill agree on that one.

Dark Tiger: Linz, you see you arrogant piece of crap, you need to realize two things right now. Number one, Arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand. Number two, Arrogance does not garner respect. Can you get that thru your little brain, or do you even use it.

Darknyss laughs: you know him, he likes to think with his other "head"

Dark Tiger: Im not even going to touch that

Darknyss giggles: Sorry hunny

DT: quite alright my dear. Linz needs to realize that its not all about sex.

Darknyss nods

DT: whoelse do we have hunny?

Darknyss looks at the card.

Darknyss: got a guy named Hardcore on here

DT: Hardcore huh?

Darknyss nods

DT looks at Hardcore's promo

DT: Wow, i mean wow, Hardcore resorts to name calling. I need to stand back Hardcore? How about i shove my boot so far up your ass you'd need a crowbar to get it out. How about i beat your head in that you would have everyone calling you Shorty.

Darknyss kisses Dark Tiger to calm him down. DT calms down

DT: thank you my dear, i needed that

Darknyss giggles: no problem hunny

DT: Hardcore, I stand back for no one. At Retribution, i will beat the tar out of you and your little butt buddy Linz there. Whos next hunny?

Darknyss looks at the card.

Darknyss: Syco's next.

Dark Tiger looks at Syco's promo

Dark Tiger: Syco, Syco, Syco, what the hell are you smoking my friend huh? You think i will probably think i will no show? Your probably....Wrong!!!! You see Syco, I work my ass off, and have been doing so for 14 years of my wrestling career. I am 32 years of age, and one of the hardest working wrestlers in this business. If i dont make it in time, I ask for a match to make it up, I will wrestle two matches if i have to to make it up.

Darknyss nods.

Dark Tiger: Syco, you run your mouth about me no showing again and i will personally give you a dose of a reality check.

Darknyss: Last but certainly not least, Malici.

Dark Tiger: Ahh yes, Malici. I feel that he is the only one that will actually give me a fight. I applaud him for his victory last week. Malici is the only one in the match that i have any respect for. Malici, i say we give the three freaks hell in the five way match.

Darknyss nods and smiles

Dark Tiger: Malici, i hope you give me a fight like you did last week. to the others, I will personally give you a dose of a reality check. It has been said, it will be etched....in....STONE!!!!

Darknyss straddles DT's legs and DT puts his hand over the camera lens ending the scene.

[Deavon Justice]

Ok Logan is in this rp but it was oked by him.


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