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Post by Chapter II on Mar 19, 2008 8:38:04 GMT -5
This is a game, duh. Rules: Make up a 'spoiler' about the person above you. It can be a prediction, it can be total bollocks. IE, the person below might say: eWe is expected to have Law job in several matches in the future, including Hayden, Alex Stone and Android 18. or something. so, there ya go
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Post by Brad on Mar 19, 2008 9:43:26 GMT -5
Sources say that Law's feud with White Tiger is far from over, and that their rivalry is about to become a beastiality angle, with Law falling in love with Jeff Payne's adopted pet tiger.
Animal rights groups and the PTC are getting ready to strike against EWE the second a scene is shown of Law buggering the tiger. Will EWE go ahead with the angle or will they cave into the picket lines that are set to be formed like a bunch of pussies? Only time will tell.
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Post by Chapter II on Mar 20, 2008 4:56:52 GMT -5
Sources close to eWe and Alex Stone have said the superstar is keen to uptake a love angel inwhich he and Android 18 marry, of course the Heavyweight champion is far from happy with the plans but Stone is believed to be elated.
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Post by Android #18 on Mar 20, 2008 6:26:59 GMT -5
Sources say over the next few months, Lawe will lose another 5 times to Rikku. It will eventually get to him and he will start idolizing Rikku, even going to the ring dressed as her.
*I really hope he shaves his legs..........................*
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Post by The Cabbage on Mar 20, 2008 9:10:15 GMT -5
After Mania, 18 is slotted to feud with Brett Unknown, a monkey and a horny gay mexican named Elwhadro...all these feuds will easily be forgotten though and won't last two weeks on tv...forcing her to be stuck doing nothing while everyone else is feuding with others...she will be forced to job to Rikku, Law, and a penis less James Ceno...he's getting a SEX CHANGE!!!!
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Post by Chapter II on Mar 20, 2008 11:22:08 GMT -5
It's believed that Chris Hart's illustrious eWe return will come to an end when he loses a career vs. career match against Donald Hinson. The match relates to a push for Hinson, and the fact that Hart is generally a dick backstage to 99% of staff.
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Post by kaboom on Mar 20, 2008 12:20:21 GMT -5
Law will fuck Nicole in the ass and use it as amateur video for an upcoming porn film with fellow superstar Val Venis. Cabbage was called in as a fluffer because his asshole is loose enough and his mouth opens so wide that Law and the Big Valbowski would fit, leaving some room for Nicole's fist when Cabbage says something stupid.
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Post by The Cabbage on Mar 20, 2008 13:13:06 GMT -5
James is currently doing a shoot angle in which he watches gay sex on camera and masterbates to it...unfortunitly this is only going to be seen on house shows...because on TV like said before is getting a sex change to be turned into Ivona Humpalot...but unfortunitly the sergery will go wrong, he'll be deformed and haee a misshaped penis/vagina...
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Post by Android #18 on Mar 20, 2008 20:51:43 GMT -5
Rumor has it everyone is tired of the constant bickering between Cabbage and James so they will be put in a rocket and blasted to the moon until they learn to play nice with each other
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Post by kaboom on Mar 20, 2008 23:30:56 GMT -5
Jen is just fucked.
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Post by Danny Danger on Mar 20, 2008 23:34:08 GMT -5
According to allabouttheanal.fag, James Ceno is expected to be jobbing a few matches in the near future until he can die out, so to speak, leaving the company. The reason is mainly because he has been like shit lately, and Jay is freaking over what he thought was a "dying eWe" like every other time we get in a slump, and doesn't want any slack carried.
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Post by Nero Phoenix™ on Mar 21, 2008 6:50:14 GMT -5
Source: Baconboywrestlingmarksintheknow.co.uk.com.org.net
It has been rumoured that around 9 PM last night, Danny Danger was seen being escorted from his house along with his computer by armed police. A Detective on site read Danger the riot act before charging him with 5 counts of Goose Porn and 89 counts of Seal on Seal action. More on this story as we get it...
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Post by Chapter II on Mar 21, 2008 9:34:35 GMT -5
Sources close to Nero Pheonix are claiming that he will be going for a gay angle in a few months. During matches he will grope, hump and generally make homosexual actions/moves to his opponents. This storyline is believed to be for comedic value, however Phoenix will forced to sport pink tights, with white fur on them and to speak with a lisp.
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Post by Predator on Mar 21, 2008 12:25:40 GMT -5
Sources say that Predator and Law are due to have a few in-ring altercations. Pred told Law he looks funny, and he took it personally and wants a match with Pred.
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Post by "eWe Legend" Jeff Payne on Mar 21, 2008 19:12:46 GMT -5
Rumor has it that Predator will win Money in the Bank, upsetting eWe legend White Tiger. He will then cahs in his Money in the Bank to become champion, which he will lose back to the champion when his ego gets the best of him.
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