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Post by Jay on May 9, 2006 3:31:05 GMT -5
Deadlines:Pacific: Sunday - 10 P.M. Mountain: Sunday - 11 P.M. Central: Sunday/Monday - Midnight Eastern: Monday 1 A.M. U.K.: Monday 6 A.M.RolePlay Limit: 6 RPsRPs Must be 4 Hrs Apart on DL Day
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Post by helena on May 10, 2006 13:24:42 GMT -5
**This airs on the Pre-Event Pre show** 1st RP The camera pans the long line of fans filing in early to get good seats at the Aftermath PPV. The Aftermath theme "Blow Me Away" by Breaking Benjamin plays as the words Detroit, Michagan appear as it further pans around to see wild fans arriving with crazy looking outfits and yelling and acting crazy as usual eWe fans do. Then it cuts to Chaos ringside announcers Tazz and Steele standing in front of a Aftermath logo on a wall.
Tazz: Man I think I have seen it all when it comes to fan base craziness, these fans are wild. But even more wild is the Womens Championship match tonight at Aftermath between Helena Ring and Candice Michelle.
Steele: I agree Tazz, it is gonna be as you would say a rocket buster. We just got footage of Helena's training since the moment she won the Diva ladder match 2 weeks ago and let me tell you, I have never seen a more intense downright crazy training regime. Just take a look.
The rock song from the Jackass movies/shows (the song that plays during their skateboard scenes not the actual theme song to the show, sorry can not think of the name of the song) plays as it shows Helena in a gym surrounded by her two trainers she has had all of her life George King and Johnathan Mcclendon. They are yelling at her as she is pumping iron with sweat dripping from every area of her body. It then shows her working out at various gym machines, working every muscle she has and all the while enduring yelling and scalding from her trainers. everytime it looks like she has had enough and is gonna stop whatever activity she is doing they flash a picture of Candice Michelle in her face and she goes ballistic and continues on until they tell her to stop.
From there it shows her doing old school workouts, push-ups of all kinds, basic, close hand, wide arm, on her knuckels and one armed and every other push up she does one of her trainers put their foot on her back and force her to the ground, making her earn every bit of the glory of the workout. It then shows her doing sit up, the camera focsus on her sexy ripped abs as she does sit up after sit up with both of her trainers brutally puncing, not slapping, but punching her abs each sit up she does then it shows her doing hanging sit ups from the gym balcony, her trainers start yelling at her and throwing stuff at her when she slows down so she speeds back up, cranking out as many as she can.
as if that alone was not enough it then shows Her doing suicide sprints with ankle/leg weights on in loose sand (I have done it in real life and it sucks but it builds up leg strentght and endurance really quickly). She then does regular sprints and has to fight a sparring partner after each sprint is complete and Helena fights hard even though she is being put through hell in her workouts and she is able to beat the sparring partner each time. and oof course each sparring partner is wearing a pro candice michelle t-shirt. From there there is a slight break as the music stops and "Eye of the tiger" from the rocky movies begin to play as it pans to Helena back in the gym in the ring going up against 3 opponets at once. Her opponets all differ in size, one is small and very quick, the other is same size as Helena and the last woman is big and strong like a Chyna type. They bum rush her and start pounding on her for a good bit until she starts mounting a comback, she pulls down the top rope as the big girl rushes her, causing the big girl to go tumbling to the outside. she then drop kicks the small girl in the knees then tosses her outside and catches the mid sized girl in a perfect over head belly to belly plex over the ropes. she then goes outta the ring, grabs a chair and starts annilating the three with vicious chairshots then takes the small girl and places the chair on her neck then runs and double foot stomps the chair into her neck causing her to rool around and scream in horrible pain while yacking up blood.
As part of her extended workout her trainers make her stand in the middle of the ring, exausted with a 40 pound weight over her head. JM is holding a Kendo stick and is standing beside her while GK starts yelling.
GK:(yelling)IF YOU DROP THAT FUCKING WEIGHT WHEN JOHNATHAN HITS YOU WITH THAT KENDO STICK WE WILL MAKE SURE WE SMOKE YOU UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE. IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THIS, NOTHING CANDICE DOES TO YOU WILL BOTHER YOU. NO PAIN HELENA, NO PAIN.
JM blasts her brutally hard across her abs with the kendo stick causing Helena to let out a short controlled scream as she tries to put her mind elsewhere while he rares back and unleashes another solid hit across her stomach, this time she holds the scream in and takes the strike but then JM unleashes 7 consecutive kendo strikes brutally hard, causing her to stumble back some and almost drop the weight.
GK: (yelling) OH YEAH THATS RIGHT HELENA, DROP THAT WEIGHT GO AHEAD AND SEE HOW FUCKING BAD WE DESTROY YOU. CANDICE AINT GONNA SHOW YOU MERCY AND WE SURE AS HELL AINT. YOU CAN'T JUST FIGHT HER, YOU CAN'T JUST WRESTLE HER, YOUR GONNA HAFTA DOMINATE HER IN EVERY ASPECT OF THE MATCH. EVERY BREATH SHE TAKES, EVERY STEP SHE MAKES, EVERY TIME HER HEART BEATS YOU WILL BE STUFFING YOUR FISTS AND FEET ALL IN HER GRILL ALL UP IN HER ASS. DOMINATE AND DESTROY. DONT LET HER FUCKING BREATH. NOW GET THE FUCK UP!
Helena sucks it up and regains her composure and readjusts so that she is back to holding the weight over her head and endures 11 more vicious kendo strikes without dropping the weight, finally they take the weight away from her as she falls backwards against the ropes and uses the ropes to hold herself up, they grab her and rub her shoudlers and let her regain some of her strenghth only to double clothesline her to the mat.
GK: (kneeling down) candice will hit you with everything she has and you might not see it coming so thats why you just got dropped by us. that girl has held the title since November of 2005 that means she is no fluke champ no flash in the pan piece of shit like the rest of the Divas in the eWe. She is a Icon and by hook or crook she has held onto that title for 6 months now. but she has never fought someone like you who has the resources and tools and unortodox style to whoop her ass. you will win cause if not, you won't be able to look at yourself in the mirror anymore, you will live with humiliation the rest of your life and you may never get another title shot. this might be your only shot. make it count cause the CEO hates your guts so he's looking for ways to screw you over, hell he already has but you managed to make it backfire on him. one more thing, lets hitt the tape room.
camera pans through a window of a classroom type room a little later and there is Helena sitting with JM, GK and this past Olympics Gold medalist in female wrestling Kairo Icho outta japan. they then procede to watch many of Candice Michelles past matches and learn her style and weaknesses. the camera goes black for a moment then comes on and it is much later and shows Helena and Icho brushing up on some mat wrestling. they finish and shake hands and as pay back Helena unleashes two brutal round kicks to GK and JM, knocking them down but not out, they all laugh and give her the thumbs up as the music fades as well as the scene fades to black.
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Post by candicemichelle on May 11, 2006 14:11:51 GMT -5
Hey.. heres the rp.. goodluck and enjoy.. Oh.. and Click the animation.... Oh again.. the following blah blah.. sexuality.. blah blah... just read the rp now.. thanks
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Post by helena on May 12, 2006 4:39:29 GMT -5
**this takes place at the beginning of the show as Helena arrives**
Camera pans the parking lot area as Helena comes roaring up in a Black and Gold colored 1968 Mustang GT. She stops and notices that the CEO is already here and has parked his nice plush limo. She flips a bitch (u-turn) and speeds away. After a match is done the camera pans back into the parking lot area and it shows a shit truck driving up and it parks behind the CEO's nice fancy Limo. She gets out of the passenger side of the truck with gym bag in hand and the driver jumps out too and they go over to the Limo. The Limo driver notices what all is going on and gets out just as they walk up and Helena punches him in the throat then slams him face first into the door window, shattering glass everywhere then she opens the door and places his head inside and starts slamming the door on his head ruthlessly over and over again. She then nods to the shit truck driver and he smiles as he goes to the truck and unravells a big long thick tube and places it inside the limo's sunroof.
Taz: No way, aint no way shes got the guts to do what I think she is?
Steele: I dunno taz she is crazy as hell.
driver then points to the lever and Helena goes to it and presses it down causing the shit truck's dumping tube to fill and then release its nasty disgusting shit and piss filled contents into the Limo. Helena goes ballistic as the limo fills up, she takes a bat from the cab of the shit truck and starts bashing the windows and other parts of the Limo as the shit and piss finally engulf every part of the Limo and starts over flowing so the driver yanks the tube out and rolls it back up and mounts it back on the truck as Helena walks away a little bit with a psycho smirk. The driver hops into the shit truck, gives her a friendly nod and drives away as the camera follows Helena into the wrestler entrance area. Instantly Trixi swarms her and is talking a hundred miles per hour so Helena grabs her by the throat and pins her against the wall which causes her to shut up and calm down.
Trixi: I am sorry, all I wanted was to ask why you just did that? Why did you have that guy to do that? I mean that was the CEO's limo, he will fire you if your not careful.
Helena:Does it look like I give a fuck what he can do? He tried to have his underlings put me in a tag match which would have been a 3 or 1 ambush but I am a helluva lot smarter than that hence the reason I showed up then left without even participaiting in the match. He can not stand the fact that I won't guzle his cum, I won't live under the desk like all the others do. I came here to fight, to win, to earn titles and destroy people not prance around in bra and panties matches, I made that clear to him and the rest of the back but the first match they put me in is a bra and fucking panties match so hell no fuck that, the eWe ain't ready for me, they ain't ready for me as the womens champ cause I won't conform to their sorry nickel and dime asses. But it will happen. I am going to straight up whoop Candice Michelles ass tonight.
Trixi: wow you really are unlike the rest here, nobody has the guts to stand up to the CEO like that. But keep in mind, you have to beat Candice for the title. And that is something nobody has been able to do since she won the title back in November. What are your thoughts going into your match with her tonight?
Helena: (going on a rant, at times yellling) I have trained my whole life for moments like this. All people see is a new comer who happened to defeat 4 other divas to get a shot at the title. Thye dont know about my wrestling in japan and mexico as well as some parts of Europe. They don't know my full contact fighting in mixed martial arts that I have been doing pretty much my entire life. They don't bother to do their homework cause like I said all they see is a newbie In the eWe but thats ok, I want them to think that. I know what I have to do to beat Candice, yeah I may hate her guts but I respect her more than anyone else in the eWe, she hasn't held onto that title for 6 months by just luck, well she has sucked alot of dick to keep it but she had to do what she had to do. I don't see her as eye candy like alot of people do, she is dangerous. But really, what else can I say about Candice? What can I say about her outfit and her looks that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan....she looks Bombed out and depleted. Pretty soon she'll be in the where are they now shows, and the Tv crew will have to be scurrying the street corners of every major city in the World, and when they find her she'll prolly be 60 pounds with open sores and taking quadrule penetration from 4 hard dicks behind the dumpster at one of your local piggly wigglies or sav-a-lot stores. meanwhile, I'll still be the champ, still be whooping ass and unlike her I will never die. But thats ok Candice cause once they find you I will make sure that I pay for you to get put into a rehab center and I will help you get back on your feet and get your life back on track then I will procede to give you a good ole fashioned passionate ASS WHOOPIN again, then dump your sorry ass back where the where are they now crew found your sorry cunt infested cum guzzling quief ass!!! You will be destroyed tonight you little trick ass scally wag!!!! I have won titles before and will tonight, the fact is I am already the Womens champ, you all just don't realize it yet.
Trixi: damn, fair enough you sure are intense and focused. Let's say you do win tonight, the CEO is gonna be all on your tail then. You may have to compromise with him on things.
Helena: I tell you what, I'll compromise only when he stands face to face with me in the middle of the ring and TAKES it from me. He sits his sorry ass behind that desk and jerks off that little half inch cat penis he has then spoon feeds it to which ever Diva is under his desk at the time all the while watching two divas ripping their clothes off in the ring. I won't compromise to him without a fight so that is why I am issuing a challenge to the CEO himself for a match at a time and place of his choosing. After I win the title tonight it is gonna be on O YEAH it's gonna be ON!!!
Trixi:OMG!!! you just challenged the CEO to a match! I can't beleive it! I wish you the best in your match tonight against Candice.
Helena: I don't need well wishes, she does. And yes I'll fight the CEO in any type match he wants. Oh and here...
Helena reaches into her gym bag and pulls out a disc then hands it to Trixi and as trixi takes it helena pulls her close and kisses her on the lips really hard and really long and this time trixi really really enjoys it. after the kiss they just look at each other and smile. Helena then says "Play the disc asap, you heard bout what happened to the CEO headquarters offices yestersday right?" hahaha
scene fades and a match takes place on Aftermath then the camera swithces to Trixi handing the disc to the video tech guy and he inserts it into a machine for all to watch.
The scene opens to a wide zoom of the eWe Headquarter offices then it zooms over to see a Abrams Tank with full tank crew perfectly concealed in a wodded area, difficult to spot them and Helena standing there dressed in Army cammo. She pulls out a cell phone and makes a call.
Helena: (In slight arabic accent)Hello? eWe Offices? yes you have about 5 minutes to get the out of there cause we have planted a bomb. ALLAH AKBAR!
Soon all you see is mass evac of the employees and after 2 or 3 mintues Helena loses her patients and points to the tank crew, they jump down in the tank and point to main cannon gun at the HUGE eWe logo sign on the top of the building. Helena crouches down and plugs her ears then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! The earth shakes as the tank crew fire a 155 MM shell and it OBLITERATES the eWe logo and most of that section of the top floor. she then yells for one more so they load up and fire yet another shell and this one hits right in the middle of the building causing a huge explosion and destroying several floors above and below the impact zone. helena then yells "Hit the monument" so they lower the gun and line it up to the big stature of the Mcmahons that is in front of the building and they fire a third shell and it ANNILATES the statue then without warning the scene cuts out right as you hear sirens in the distance and see some fire trucks! The tank moves along the pre planned exit route thru a back area as helena hitches a ride giving the middle finger to the building in the distance.
Once the scene fades back to the Aftermath arena the crowd is in shock as well as tazz and Steele who are literally ina we.
Tazz: she has gone too far Steele! That was too much! Something has to be done with that girl! Someone could have been killed but hey at least she called first and warned them...kinda.
Steele: we all knew what happened yesterday but never would I think she done it or had anything to do. She really has a hatred of the suits in the back doesn't she? My GOD! lets just you know, get on with the next match. PLEASE! can we just go to the next match?
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Post by helena on May 12, 2006 11:18:43 GMT -5
3rd RP
**This takes place after the Stormfront VS Rysus match of course.**
after the chaos of the stormfront vs rysus match is dealt with the and ring is cleared, the scene switches to a little Diva calendar promo featuring all of the eWe divas minus Helena of course cause she refused and does not even consider herself a Diva.
After the promo is done the camera swings back to Tazz and Steele who are having to yell over the loud fans behind them
Tazz: well it is time Steele, helena is gonna go up against the diva icon herself Candice Michelle. After what was happened, especially the footage tonight that we saw, I hope she gets what is coming to her. I love a bad ass girl but she is flat out crazy, she is a damn loose cannon and dangerous. Candice better watch out.
Steele: yeah it does seem candice is taking helena a little too lightly maybe but I think Candice will do fine and put Helena in her place tonight and whatever happens tonight win or lose helena is gonna have to deal with the wrath of Vince Mcmahon after what happened at her hands.. Lets take a quick look at how this came about.
Camera switches to parts of helena's debut promo then shows her first match, against Dream in a bra and panties match in which dream "won" and it shows the anger starting to build in Helena as it switches to the disguting display of her literally shitting on the fans by shitting on a poor kids pro Helena sign at ringside then it shows her destroying Dream in the Diva ladder match and that is followed up by showing her pushing the ladder causing her other two opponets to crash and burn. from there it shows her climbing the ladder and securing her shot for the Womens title at Aftermath.
The camera pauses for a moment then shows really quick clips of her kicking over the reserved for ceo parking sign as well as parking in that spot and it shows the most recent clip of her making the shit truck guy unload all that piss and shit into the CEO's plush limo. Then the camera fades slowly to black as it shows Helena Kissing Trixi.
as the camera switches back to the crowd is pans the entire arena showing all of the jamp packed crowd as "Blow me away" is playing. Then up pops the Detroit, Michigan words on the right bottom of the screen as the words WOMEN'C CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH is dispalyed along with a graphic of the Womens title. The crowd goes nuts as there is a pause then a little dimming of the lights but not much.
a few seconds pass then"all the things she said" by ta2ud (Victoria's old ring music from when she first joined WWE) blares and the crowd unleash a very very deafening barrage of Boo's and cuss words as the bad ass bitch herself Helena Ring walks out with no fancy phro or fire just her music. She gathers even more hate as she slowly strolls down the ramp wearing a Cleveland Cavaliers basketball jersey, of course the Cavs are playing the DETROIT PISTONS in the NBA playoffs right now. the jersey is XXL and goes down to a little past her knees and she is wearing a pair od sunshades. As she gets closer to the ring she slowly walks around, looking at the fans who are hating her and calling her every vile name. She comes up to a little boy in the front row, bout 7 yrs old maybe and she pulls off her sunshades and as if mocking bret hart she goes to hand them to the kid.
as the kid reaches out she drops them to the ground then stomps on them and picks up the shattered piices and throws them in the kids face and hocks up a nice big wet piece of flem and spits it right into the kids face. Naturally the kids mom, whom is a fat tub of shit gets mad and starts yelling at her and boo'ing her so helena grabs her, drags her over the rail and snake eyes her throat first across the top of the railing then before the fat bitch can hit the ground she catches her and delivers a quick yet effective piledriver onto the unmatted section of the ringside area. Security rushes the scene and yanks them apart so helena slides into the ring and goes to the nearest turnbuckle and poses there doing a very almost identical Randy orton type arrogant pose. She runs her tongue across her bottom lip then takes a deep breath and hocks a massive hunk of flem into the crowd. she then points to her jersey and then takes it off revealing her traditional Red muay tia kickboxing trunks and matching red top with her feet and hands taped in red fighting tape. She holds the jersey up and then tosses it into the crowd who grab it and rip it up and cuss at her. She then is handed a mic as she arrogantly sits uncaringly on the top buckle facing the crowd who have now started to throw drinks at her.
Helena: (gets down from her sitting potition and walks around in the ring) I can not help it if that fat bitch did not have enough brains in that fat ass milk dud shaped head to have an abortion. What happened to fat ass just then was just Karma coming back to kick her ass for not getting that abortion. look at her kid, he is bout a ugly lil piece of shit. You look better with my spit on your face you little faggot ass failed abortion. Why the hell did they even let you in here? I guess they let anybody in these arenas now huh?
Tazz: (serious tone) oh come on jeeez, that kid don't deserve that, yeah he is ugly as sin but come on you just beat the shit outta his mom ain't that punishment enough?
Steele: I wish she would just shut the hell up. She has proven her point.
helena notices a mentally retarted girl, around 10 years old maybe 12. the girl is loud and boo'ing helena in that retard lingo. Helena slowly makes her way outta the ring only to be stopped by security to prevent her from doing something. She then points at the retard and then does her best and very good impersonation of a retard by hunching over a little bit and looking goofy while walking funny.
Helena: (mocking the retard) uhhh hhdghkvf irehgfdj gooot joooolm I wish Helena would shut up, I love beans. cool beans Guess how old i am I am this many (helena flashes her hands one time indicating the nubmer 10) I have to be back in the storm cellar by 10 wish she would shut up.
The crowd start to really get onto helena so she finally stops, or so we think
Helena: Don't hate me you little retard, it is not my fault your a goofy little bastard. It is not my fault your mommy and daddy were actually brother and sister who couldn't find anyone outside of the family so they decided to fuck each other. you might have turned out ok but they ruined it, they had to shoot up, smoke dope, drink, fuck each other more, snort up, drink more fuck other memebers of the family both close and distant. theres no telling how many diffrent kinds of sperm made it up your momma's gutter hole but it didn't matter you still came out. you are worthless you little piece of shit. I hope you being here was your life long dream and I hope it is shattered now! Your mom and dad hate you, they don't even love you. they did not have enough love for you to get an abortion, which would have saved you alot of heartache and lifetime of misery. If I had my wish I would drag you out into the street and shoot you in the head. So fuck you! Fuck all of you! Fuck Candice and the whole world. awwww whats the matter lil girl you gonna cry now? you need a tissue? awwww *makes mocking crying sounds**
The little retard girl is crying her eyes out as all eyes are on her and Helena has just verbally destroyed her. The mom and dad take her by the hand and give helena a look of hate as they exit the ringside area as helena starts singing "na na na....na na na...oh fuck yeah...gooodbyyyyeeee" to her and beleive it or not, to a shock of many some parts of the crowd start chanting it to.
suddenly, "Let me show you what Love is" blares and the crowd roar as the Womens champion Candice Michelle appears in all her glory at the top of the ramp with her title in hand.
Jenny Sparks: and introducing the Womens Champion. Standing 5'7" and weighing 118 pounds from Milwalkuee, Wisconsin.... CANDICE MIIIIIICCCCCCHHHHEEEELLLLLEEEEE!
Helena gets pisses as Jenny never even bothered to annouce her when she came out so Helena grabs the mic from her and busts her head open with a brutal headbutt and a quick smash in the face with the handle of the mic. Jenny falls to the outside and Helena tosses the mic with her then it is like a on/off switch. Helena goes to her corner and her eyes shift to and intense, very intense and focused piercing laser beam right at Candice. She never takes her eye off of her and as Candice is doing her usual routine Helena crouches some and bounces some getting ready still never taking her eyes off of Candice. as candice enters the ring Helena does some streching then stands there with those cold focuses eyes burning a hole through Candice. Candice notices jenny sparks down and out and just shakes her head at Helena who shows no emotion at all just keeps burning a hole through. the crowd and the annoucne team pick up on the focus and intensity Helena has and how much of a great match it is going to be.
Tazz: look at her Steele, that is one intense woman, she is focused so damn focused. not an ounce of fear in those bones.
Steele: I think we might be fixing to witness and bloodbath, maybe one of the greatest womens matches in recent memory.
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Post by candicemichelle on May 13, 2006 10:30:07 GMT -5
Whats uppp? Here is my second roleplay.. Goodluck to Helena.. and Enjoy it.Blah.. i dont want to goto work.. oh well... Um, Click on the animation again.... And again.. Enjoy the roleplay
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Post by helena on May 14, 2006 5:59:56 GMT -5
4th RP and I had to modify the ending sorry.
**Takes place 6 days before Aftermatch**
Scene opens to Helena Ring driving one of her 3 1968 Black and Gold Mustang GT down a strech of road at a high rate of speed with the volume up full blast listening to "Hotel California" by the Eagles on her bad ass monsoon sound system. On the hood of her Mustang is a paintjob depicting herself standing over a graveyard, and the tombstones read various names of eWe Superstars such as Candice, Dream, trishtina, fizz and all of the McMahons. and also in the depiction it shows her with the world in her hand with the letters EWE on it and in the other hand she is giving to good ole middle finger.
The windows are of course down and she is signing along to Hotel California while resting her arm on the window. Her hair is down and free, flapping in the wind and sporting her sunglasses. She picks up her cell phone and punches a number while mainting eyes on the road and her high rate of speed. She puts the phone to her ear and after a few moments the person on the other end answers.
Helena: (Turns down the music volume) Hey, you guys there yet? No problemo? Mucho cervasas for you amigo haha mucho dinro or yeah however you say it. Yeah I am almost there. You guess got the Iron claw? haha good good, should make this really easy.
Helena ends the call and a short time later pulls slowly into a gravel drive which soon winds up into a big Cemetary. She drives uncaringly and recklessly through and over graves and even does a donut beforwe coming to a stop where a big yellow Ironclaw is sitting. By the Iron claw are 3 Mexican workers who smile from ear to ear as Helena shuts off the engine and steps out wearing a very revealing black skirt with matching top, truly not Helena's style of clothing but nonetheless she looks hot as hell. She walks up to them and shakes each of their hands and they all talk for a moment then helena turns and points over to a section of the cemetary that is not too far away from them, this section is diffrent as you can tell that the big tombstone monuments represent where the rich and powerful have been buried.
One Mexican gets into the Iron Claw and the other two Mexicans get onto it and ride it over to the area as Helena follows in her car. once at the site Helena walks up to a specific big tombstone and the name written on the tombstone is that of Vincent James McMahon (Vince McMahons daddy). The dates of birth and death are 6-Jul-1914 through 24-May-1984. Helena lets out a evil little laugh as she signals for the workers to begin digging.
As the Iron claw begins to dig huge chucks of the grave out, the other two mexicans often use shovels to get hard to reach places, and the sun is out so it is hot. Helena goes to her car and sits in it listening to music and with the cool AC going full blast with the windows up. After a short while the two mexicans walk up, knock on her window so she rolls down and they request some water. She smiles and nods.
Helena: Yeah I have water right here.
She shows them a bottom of ice cold water and their eyes light up but she starts drinking it in front of them while slolwy rolling up her window, being a complete bitch she drinks the whole thing and gives them an arrogant wave. However she realizes what she did was not a good idea so she quickly jumps outta the car and goes to her trunk and laughs as if what she just did was a joke, and they laugh with her as she reaches into a cooler in the trunk and pulls out several ice cold bottles of water and hand it to them. They down the water quickly so she gives them more until they are content. about the time they finish, the mexican in the iron claw has finished so they all go over to the undug grave and look down at the coffin inside.
all three mexicans hook up a chain and ect to the iron claw and pull the coffin out and position it on the ground beside the grave. Once the chains are off, Helena goes to her car and pulls out a crow bar type tool and with help from the hard working mexicans she gets the coffin open. of course, inside the coffin is a mere skeleton of the once great Vincent James McMahon. Helena rips the top half of the coffin lid off then stands on top of the other half of the coffin lid and spits a big wad of flem down onto the skeletal remains. The mexicans back off a little bit and watch. Helena then slowly sits down on the coffin lid and just stares at the exposed upper half of the skeletal remains. she then begi8ns to talk.
Helena: Wow, who would have thought I would have had to resort of this in order get a McMahon to face me face to face. You as a dead man long buried have more guts then your living shitbag sons and grandsons. I bet you were more of a man than your offspring huh? Hell, you ARE more of a man, even in your death. mmmm I bet you like this view huh? Me in a skirt with no panties? You McMahons are all alike. I think you'll like this even better.
Helena rips the other half of the coffin lid off then stands over the skull section of the sketeal remains then slowly sits on it and does a grinding movement, very sexual like on the skeletal skull. She then stands up and notices a ring on one of the crumbly skeltal fingers so she stomps on the finger, turinmg it to dust then she places the ring on her finger then waves it at the face of the skull.
Helena: Yeah, kiss the ring you brittle ass crumbling Bitch!
She places the ring against the section of the skull wherwe the lips were then she truly does a sickeneing thing, she lays her body on top of the skeleton and french kisses the area where the mouth used to be then she runs her tongue into the eye area where the eyes used to be. She then slowly gets up and reaches down to the groin area and snatches off the little bity half inch cat penis remaing bone parts of daddy mac's penis which crumbles to dust in her hand so she smiles and looks down at the skel remains.
Helena: I guess small dicks run in your family, no wonder why Vince and shane are so fucked up. but hmmmmm, I wanted to keep a piece of you with me and seeing that you seem to be very fragile I gues I will do the next best thing. I have snorted some pretty nasty stuff before butt his will take the cake.
She takes the dust in her hand that was daddy mac's dick then places it in a line on the back of her other hand then puts it to her nose and snorts it like a line of coke. The three mexicans just starts gagging and one pukes at the ungodly sight.
She stands there for a moment in an almost orgasmic trance then she reaches down and rips the skull off of the body and jumps out of the coffin, walks to her car and puts it in her gym bag.
once she puts the skull into her gym bag and secures it in her car she looks back at the 3 mexicans who are pale and in total shock at what they just saw. She then needs to goes tinkle and do number two but seeing that there are no restrooms anywhere she thinks that she might have to use it in the cemetary but that just would not seem right would it? So she decides that since Vince Sr is a piece of shit like his offspring she makes the right choice and walks back over to the coffin, jumps up on it and hikes up her skirt in front of the 3 mexicans, squats and drops a duece into the coffin then pisses in it even further degrading the remains of daddy mac. she looks back to the three mexicans then finishes and gets out and motions for them to use it also but they decline so she walks to her car and pulls out a baseball bat and heads towards them yelling so they quickly jump up on the coffin and piss down in it.while helena hits the coffin causing them to jump while pissing. they all finish then jump off and when Helena turns away they take off running and get the hell outta there. with no help to put the coffin back she does the next best thing. she gets into the iron claw, puts it in gear and runs over the coffin, comepletely crushing it to pieces as well as the remains. she then jumps out and walks over to the scene and just laughs.
Helena: you should feel special Vince. I was gonna do this to one of Candice Michelles relatives graves but I aint got nothing personal against her. She is just a victim. rest in peace you dusty as bitch.
she then gets into her car, looks at her trophy, the skull of Vince McMahon sr then smiles sadistically as she drives away into the now fading sunlight.
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Post by helena on May 14, 2006 7:06:19 GMT -5
5th RP. Takes place two days after the above Graveyard robbing.
scene opens to an event hall in Detriot. It is a autograph session with the major players of the eWe at the booths signing autographs. all the booths are full and the stars are signing except one booth is empty, it is the booth assigned to Helena Ring. even though she is not there the line to get her autograph and very long which is odd seeing that she is so hated. I guess she has quickly thrust herself into the love to hate category. the fans in her line look tired as they have been there for a long while and most of them are the misfitsa of life you can tell by the rocker clothes and the punk look of most of them.
Helena arrives finally and is in total shock as she sits down in her booth gazing down the long line of people who cheer her and tell her how bad ass she is. Helena hating the fans just snarl at them then figures she can scare them a way be displaying her newly aquired trophy so she opens her gym bag and pulls out the skull remains of Vince McMahon Sr. and places it on the table. alof of the fans quickly turn and leave in disgust but alot of fans stay which causes her to get angry but she holds it in and starts signing autographs but then wads them up and throws it at them when they go to accept it from her and the fans are stupid enough to take it as a good thing, almost like a joke but they don't realize that as each person walks to her booth and she wads the autograph and throws it at them she is getting angrier.
Finally, up comes an old ass woman in a wheelchair being wheeled by a middle aged man. Helena is furious.
Helena: Oh Come on! are you for real? What in the fuck are you doing rolling up to my booth? I hate you, all of you but you keep coming and why in the hell would your old ass wanna get my autograph? Come on I mean are you all just doing this to fuck with me? Your rolling around here with a shitbag on your stomach and a piss bag dangling from the back and you wanna come to MY booth. fuck that. and who they hell are you fella? you her young lover just waiting for her to die so you can get all the money or something?
Old lady: actually you remind me of me when I was younger and I like your style. and for your knowledge, this here is my son not lover. but he is single if ya get my hint *wink*.
Helena: awww how sweet, I remind you of you. well guess what, the reason why norman bates there is still single is cause he rolls your sorry ass around all day and you smell like shit and piss. thats not helping him get the ladies. oh and even though I may remind you of you, when I get your age I ain't gonna be in a wheelchair, Ima be still going strong. I see that you are almost ready to probably kill over any day so I am going to give you a farewell gift.
Helena jumps up quickly, runs over and delivers a thundersous side kick to the sons head, knocking him out then Helena runs and delivers a flying knee smash to the poor ole lady face, easily busting it open and causing her to fall over backwards in her wheelchair then she mounts on top of her and starts pummeling her with lethal ufc style punches and elbow strikes then then brutally yanks the piss tube out from the old ladys twat and makes her drink some of it then with the old lady starting to gag and puke a little bit she wraps the piss tube around the old ladys throat and chokes the shit out of her and while choking her she delivers several headbutts to her head.
Helena looks up and see's security heading her way so she viciously yanks the poor old ladys shitbag off of her stomach and the bag is filled with shit so helena rips the cap part off and slings the shit contents at the two security men running up to her. they both get stopped dead in their tracks trying to get the awful shit off of them. meanwhile Helena grabs her trophy skull then flashes her pretty ring that she jacked off of Vince McMahon sr's skeletal finger and yells "KISS THE RING, BITCHES". she then picks the old lady up and places her in the wheel chair and wheels her out the side exit door then down the alley and just pushes her into the busy street.
the first few vehiclse manage to miss the old lady thank God but one vehicle is traveling just too fast and hits the old lady sending her and her wheelchair flyingonto the hood, over the car and come to a mangled rest on the street.
realizing what she had done helena quickly runs to her 68 stang, jumps in and instead of making a speedy get a way she drives right up to the awful scene, jumps out and grabs some rope and ties the old lady to the rope then ties the other end to her car then tosses the mangled wheelchair in the trunk and speeds away, dragging poor old lady "gertrude" behind her.
after a good while of driving she arrives at the scene of her degarding grave robbing of Vince McMahon sr. she jumps out, unties the mangled up old lady who is still alive by the grace of God. She drags her over and overhead press slams her down into the coffinless grave where Vince Sr once lay. she then slowly walks back to her car, opens the trucnk and gets the chair and tosses it in too then speeds away while kissing the skull.and talking to it
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Post by candicemichelle on May 14, 2006 9:31:53 GMT -5
Heyyyyyyyyy here it is.. number 3.. Dont count me out.. i think ill be able for post 2 more..Goodluck to Helena..Looks like shes coming with 6.. goodjob.. Anyways.. enjoy the roleplay.. oh and the new candice theme song plays in there okie.. well.. Work time.. yeah i know its retarded.. lol again.. enjoy..
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Post by helena on May 14, 2006 10:01:10 GMT -5
6th RP. And yes I know this will probably be in violation of the whole 4 hrs apart thing but I have to do this now cause I will not have cpu time for the next 2 days sorry.
**This takes place before any of the above RP's happen. this happens a few days after the Diva ladder victory**
The scene opens to a press confernce. there is a long table and in the seats of these tables are the McMahons and they are going through match by match, letting the wrestlers get air time to juice up the PPV. Stromfront and rysus have already been up and done their talking then next is Candice Michelle and Helena Ring. Candice comes up in all her glory and takes her seat as the flashes from the camera illuminate her and the Aftermath background scheme on the wall behind her.
after being seated and all in comes Helena Ring, wearing just a pair of baggy jeans, plain white t-shirt and nike shoes, no fancy bullshit. she takes a seat at her spot way at the end of the table and she takes her name plate and tosses it at one of the wrestling reporters. She cusses at them as they start illuminating her with the camera flashes. Vince McMahon stands at the main poduim and starts to hype up the match when Helena pulls out a pair of headphones and CD player and starts listeing to music. then she pulls out a can of coppenhagen dip and starts packing the can which gets loud and annoys Vince who finally stops and just looks over at Helena who notices all eyes are on her so she stops, takes a big pinch of chew out and puts it in her mouth then puts the can in her pocket, looks back over at Vince and speaks into her mic.
Helena: Oh I am sorry Vince, I did not realize you were talking there. You may continue.
She spits some chew out into the reporters and puts her headphones and cd away. after Vince dooes his talking and hyping up the match they reporters start asking Candice all kinds of questions and she does her answering and smack talking and soaks up all the glory of the press conference which Helena just sitts there with feet propped up wanting to shoot herself in the head. suddenly a reporter directs a question to Helena.
James: Helena, I am James Leblanc from Pro wrestling Illustrated. What are your thoughts on facing an Icon, a wrestling Goddess like Candice Michelle? I mean how are you going to beat her? What is your strategy?
Helena: Now why the fuck would I tell you my strat on how I am going to beat Candice? You idiot. My start for beating Candice is not to tell you my strat...asshole. I will tell you this, Candice better bring her A-game and alot more in order to beat me. She better change some things up as far as her strat on beating me cause if she brings just her A-game, it won't be enough to beat me. I have studied her before I even joined this fed and in my upcoming two weeks of intense training I will study them all over again just to make sure I did not miss anything.
James: I see, but she has been the champ for 6 months, the best womens champion of all time. are you at least a litle bit nervous?
Helena: You are damn right I am nervous, I am nervous everytime I go out to a fight no matter how big or small the match might be. If someone is not at least a little bit nervous every match, they can't win cause that nervousness makes you aware, it turns into adrenaline and I use that to destroy my opponets. you see, everything Candice has done since she has won that title 6 months ago means NOTHING, do you why? It is because she has never set foot in the ring against me. I am the great unknown. She is the best yes, she is an ICON yes she is a wrestling Goddess yes she is and she can keep all of that until the day she dies but one thing she will NOT be at the end of Aftermath is the Womens Champion.
James: you have plenty of confidence, we wish you luck.
Helena: fuck your luck and fake ass well wishes. Candice better not go into the match just trying to pin me 1-2-3 cause if so, she will lose cause I plan on Killing the shit out of her. I will kill her if that is what it takes to get that Womens title. She will have to KILL me in order to keep that title. as in every match you risk serious injury or death well I don't mind ending her career or life in order to take the title from her. All of her little cheesecake eating lesbo fish eating friends cant save her. Thats really all I have to say about her.
Dylan: Hi I am dylan from inside wrestling mag. What is your beef with the Mcmahons? You seem to have sopme hatred?
the McMahons and all look at Helena with intense stares
Helena: Vince's daddy ruined my dads career so the sins of the father will be put onto the son. in the upcoming few weeks I will be a pain in the ass of the McMahon family. mark my words. By the Time Monday Night Choas airs one day after Aftermath and I am the new womens Champion there will be a new era of attitude and the McMahons are gonna be gunning for me around every corner. Just wait and see, I have a few things in store.
The Mcmahons just look and laugh at the seemingly meanginless threats by Helena. Vince even does his little power laugh and shakes his head. He then gets up and goes to the poduim to end the helena-candice part of the conference. as he begins to speak Helena notices the eWe rep sitting beside her, knows he is big time pals and ass sniffer of Vince and she see's that he has his car keys out and she see's that it is a luxry rental car so she smiles and makes a quick mental note of it and exits the conferce spitting chew at the reporters and flipping them off.
**after the conference is over, several hours later**
The same eWe offical walks out to his luxury car, gets in , pulls out and starts to drive away but there is Helena, hiding in a darken area with a detonation trigger, she waits as the eWe officals car is passing by a big dumpster.. tehn she pulls the trigger and......BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. the dumpster explodes into a massive fireball and totally engulfs the car, destroying it and sending the occupant hurdling out of the car and slamming up against a brick wall, seriously injuring him.
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Post by candicemichelle on May 14, 2006 23:19:29 GMT -5
Okie... Final posting.. goodluck to Helena... enjoy the rp Time to sleep.. im tired.. lol.. anyways.. hope you like it.. and click on the animation.
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